Don't Jerk Off To This

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[@Lanadeochiii]

doesn't even have...like a sexy orange in it

[@1callmemalachi]

Yes it does😂

[@buttnuttbabee3752]

Well yeah but the orange isn't sexy

[@Lanadeochiii]

^ bahahahah!

[@epicphail2926]

Alana D Lemme smash...plz

[@johnclivebrooks4222]

Alana D l know

[@dallashart3390]

this is where i knew who donald glover was LONG before he got famous now. cant believe its been 10 years since him and his friends made these. these videos were the best.

[@jbmp1390]

As far as I know they still had success, just not in front of the camera like Donald. They've both done a lot of writing as far as I know.

[@jayl6210]

Dallas Hart math

[@citizengreyfox]

Dallas Hart same here

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

They weren't just friends, Derrick Comedy was a well known sketch group of the early KZbin era

[@PorticoDemos]

10 years? 9+10=16

[@tachibana-san8454]

I should list my house on Airbnb with a picture of a picture of a bowl of fruit

[@jeilieb9971]

give a discount to anyone who gets the reference.

[@ejaybugboythree]

Don't forget the post-it note saying not to jerk off to it.

[@hafidh23]

Why a video from 9 years ago showed up in my recommendation?

[@somkeshav4143]

Muhammad Hafidh sammmmmme

[@lx9651]

Same?

[@emeraldsedge7431]

it says 8 years ago for me

[@MrKillApple]

But why u click on it tho hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

[@kos2919]

Donald Glover

[@Wilburgur]

3:05 interesting acting there don

[@Chleba3267]

Wowee

[@huburtcummings5974]

Wilburgur nob

[@foiledits]

seems like some Synth acting...

[@spacecowboy2711]

I love you

[@popechan4340]

Well, he did look human enough

[@SuperFromND]

0/10 no sexy oranges

[@cancerhq1955]

There was one

[@jacktee4030]

Thanks ign

[@willmeyer2259]

All the sexiest oranges are Mandarin, they were probably out of season

[@ANGEL-fg4hv]

Im just seeing this...bet these ex college students are now living their sad 9 to 5 jobs far away from each other ....please come back. Become the new American pie...lol sorry im bored but its a good arc just imagine it...guys make good videos on youtube ...live boring lifes after and now crave something more..one of them nore than the other .brings everyone together for one amazing Road trip. Where they meet some girls at a college party and o wait...i think this has already been made o welp

[@arbb5951]

No change that to a 10!

[@youresotall7126]

You're seeing this Because The Internet

[@picklemurdoc4190]

+Yaphet Kotto :D The internet is the best!

[@cackling3960]

+Yaphet Kotto I see what you did there.

[@onety3578]

You're So Tall I wish it would Awaken, My Love!

[@RealThorn]

666 likes

[@lexn5739]

You're So Tall + I’m high af

[@Liton777]

I suppose you could call it the “forbidden fruit”

[@djaylenwelman486]

Alex Smith thats a good one

[@lelz1702]

When you’re trying to survive no nut November

[@cheapchainz3053]

An annual reminder to make you fail in 2019

[@goon7499]

not my proudest fap

[@naijaboygangsta]

literally lol

[@naijaboygangsta]

literally lol

[@marchkarcz]

LIKE COUNTER IS 669 KEEP IT THAT WAY

[@marchkarcz]

N O

[@jeilieb9971]

no shame m8. who can resist a sexy orange?

[@raytisan]

..writing this with one hand

[@watcbd]

I laughed so hard at this comment.

[@_chew_]

Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any weirder...

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

@Mr Temporal THANOS HAD A FUCKING YELLOW HELICOPTER WITH HIS NAME ON IT

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

@Mr Temporal And there was a Condiment King

[@galaxywolf3608]

Lol

[@Zappy-ray777]

Lmao

[@BelegaeraHithaeglir]

This is the strangest SCP I've ever seen.

[@flyingcow997]

Oliver Lewis scp-6000 cognito hazard

[@TheOutsider69]

Strongest*

[@FingerSpazm]

Ahahahahahha

[@EstoulsAruta]

Euclid class?

[@jodzict]

"Oh cool they have a Britta pitcher" *Cries because of community*

[@dootslayer1411]

Damn, you too?

[@ChrisMorray]

Six seasons and a movie!

[@Greg-m7k]

THE MOVIE IS SHOOTING NOW

[@tallussy_hallussy]

Pop pop!!!

[@kyleporter345]

An innocuous picture of some frooot

[@cthulhujankinx5652]

I just heard that too

[@DEATH_FOR_FREEDOM]

@@cthulhujankinx5652 wut?

[@bruhbruh7201]

so i had to protect you

[@BratWithACamera]

2:48 Donald starts to crack up. Can't really blame him

[@Big_papii]

BratWithACamera there’s a difference between cracking up and smiling

[@oskar-emilkruse4862]

Wtf that was a weirdo smile done on purpose. He was still in character😑

[@shibbyguy101]

"Put the picture down!" Kills me everytime

[@insectboy5820]

13 years later and this is still funny 😂

[@archangel1of7]

Agreed lol

[@TheDreLyte]

It sure is 😂

[@MinkFickle]

i cant help but see Troy. The way he looks and says things.

[@tallussy_hallussy]

Exactlyy

[@OMGLIFEISPEE]

a Britta pitcher? Lol basically foreshadowed the future...

[@seantierney3165]

+laika noosh Thats what I was thinking!

[@222JJJKKK1]

+laika noosh how so?

[@KezThaKidd]

+222JJJKKK1 Britta filter

[@erickaufman6840]

Britta is the worst!

[@thiccdaddy9535]

We don't even use them shits anymore I think.

[@fascinatinglist9654]

Childish Gambino is the most talented person i know, he can act, sing, rap pretty much anything he puts his mind to he can achieve great success with it.

[@simplez4ck]

His name is donald glover.

[@simplez4ck]

Matt Reed I would but won't. eminem got famous for being eminem aka slim shady donald glover got famous for being donald fkin glover.

[@simplez4ck]

Matt Reed fair enough

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

What if I said it's mediocre except for "Bro Rape"? Even Bobby Moynihan's performance in that. Tbh Ellie Kemper prospered the most.

[@briannacox6720]

He can have a happy ending no matter what huh? 😂

[@cjinl2428]

It's so weird to me that derrickcomedy is basically gone, and its been 4 years since this video. Donald Glover went on to do bigger things I guess.

[@SavingPrivateBrian]

***** he's also a successful rapper...

[@Psykoses]

***** And in the Mordeki and Rygby show, along with tyler the creator.

[@Sully0020]

***** He was also on Community, wrote for 30 Rock, does stand-up comedy, and is Childish Gambino.

[@djdink2000]

Who is Donald glover? Is it childish gambino?

[@Psykoses]

Dorian Moore Lol yea.

[@visoth7791]

Activision Blizzard in 2021: Write that down, write that down!

[@alovesupreme76]

revisiting these gems after all these years, crazy to see how far Donald has come.

[@Phoenix1121212]

The way he says "put the picture down" is greatness

[@Bbfishman]

dude what the fuck

[@dorito-agar2914]

Bbfishman they are not actually fapping

[@Afromonkey1998]

@@dorito-agar2914they actually were (I was there)

[@asspotato0185]

I need a sexy orange in my life

[@asspotato0185]

Matt Reed good enough

[@whatdidyouexpectyouidiot]

Starkill3r - that aint sexy

[@torquework1574]

"a few more stroke and there will be no going back!" -donald glover

[@patrioticshitstain]

I don't know why, but the way Glover emphasizes/pronounces the word fruit at 2:18 is so goddamn funny to me. While the entire sketch is funny, I find myself just listening to the phrase "Innocuous picture of some fruit" over and over.

[@Supaj00]

Kecka I teared up in laughter

[@puggles9141]

_fROOT_

[@connertightnipplesmcgregor]

Ｆｒｏｏｔ

[@YSTJ]

And when he says "so I can jerk off to it" he goes the opposite way and releases his breath so softly lmao

[@blitz.editzz]

@@YSTJ glad I'm not the only one who comes back to this

[@mcgibs]

2:45 It almost looks like Glover adlibbed that part to get a rise out of him, and then tries to recover from the miss by sipping the glass.

[@bloodyinkpen]

This is basically exactly how guys reacted to My Little Pony.

[@highroller5335]

>.>

[@KQY614]

Luis Macias 😅😂

[@thewormiesthotel]

???????????

[@TheTatumaki]

@@thewormiesthotel what "????????". Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

[@armageddon8538]

Dio Brando No. I feel dump

[@Globbified]

Gambino is a fucking genius, I wish he and his friends still did this!!!

[@Juiceboy3005]

Gambino is a mastermind

[@jaysteele3188]

Don’t call him that! I knew him for years before that.

[@MAFiA303]

I really miss those guys..

[@lassenrregren2163]

Thumbs up if you're watching this after 9.5.1 changes.

[@da7wtfs433]

“If you see my hand under the table DONT BOTHER ME”

[@MrJellybean16]

britta-pitcher, even better after community

[@Whitebeardcrewmate]

Can't believe I just saw one of these dudes singing his heart out to a smooth R&B ballad at the Grammy's

[@darthvader6198]

Daylight.

[@hansuri401]

@@darthvader6198 i woke up feeling like you wont play right

[@Nihlus233]

doesn't even have...like a sexy orange in it

[@jay-tbl]

an innocuous picture of *som froooot*

[@TB-fv9il]

Why is this in my recommended 8 years later?

[@zombiemaster5048]

Same

[@ahzayah9026]

Same

[@fukou_da]

Same

[@williammosley6327]

Same

[@suprafluid3661]

Same

[@Ender080192]

So. Can I buy a printout of that picture?

[@thewanted-officialchannel3602]

Ender080192 For research purposes I assume

[@robrot404]

You need Magenta though.

[@deusexxx5889]

Print two please

[@John_C_J]

I need a timelapse footage of them fruits getting ripe. Real ripe. For a friend of course.

[@RosieMama]

Damn girl you lookin like a whole bowl of fruit rn

[@maxmimemeccamorphosis1266]

2:30 his pupils are HUGE

[@hydro2oxide707]

3 guys 1 picture

[@Mister32]

I just found a 2GB flash drive that had a very low resolution picture of the sexy bowl of fruit that was downloaded in October of 2013. This is the weirdest time capsule I've ever found.

[@Crimsonshadow0102]

Lol

[@1966Zodiac]

A lot of people want Donald Glover to play Miles Morales aka Spider-man. I'll always think of him in this video.

[@lashanda603]

Donald's crying face is too funny 😂 😂 Jesus I love him

[@ThePlasticBowl]

Yup.........water

[@dongxipunata]

Blizzard can not stop us!

[@jordanrichards9372]

The dramatic music kills me

[@NickAlbano253]

Can you imagine what these guys can do right now with a bigger budget? This was hilarious 😂

[@raytg420]

Bring back derrick!!!!!!!!

[@Bsgrundle]

Do you mean like Mystery Team?

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

Now that's an SCP concept if I ever seen one.

[@John_C_J]

What's SCP?

[@TootFruit]

A FEW MORE STROKES AND THERE WILL BE NO GOING BACK.

[@Parzivle]

I watched this maybe 10 years ago before knowing who Donald glover was. the phrase “sexy bowl of fruit” flew into my head unprovoked and I had to see it again. I’ve watched community 10+ times at this point it gave me whiplash seeing him here

[@gmoneygaming2319]

This will never be recommended in feeds until youtube classic becomes a thing

[@JoneYouTube]

The pandemic got me feeling this way.

[@honest_psycho7237]

Alright gentlemen, give me your best Blizzard-Jokes!

[@jeffd.683]

I would, but it can't possibly be a bigger joke than the company itself.

[@RandomOnePerson]

Who else googled “sexy bowl of fruit”?

[@ZyxthePest]

"Oh, you devil!"

[@sayjironimo7321]

*THIS IS AMERICA*

[@Sonic_the_Hedge-hog]

He was caught slippin' up

[@Daywalker777r]

2:45 lmfao

[@shznh]

Hello Blizzard 2021...

[@chez881]

I think this is Derrick Comedy's only video with 720p.

[@nothingoodhere]

AND TRAILER

[@_mrshym3ll0w0_7]

I youtube searched "Drop Pop Candy" THATS THE WORLDS MOST INOCENT SONG XD

[@whYLiE09]

I love it when derrickcomedy comes back into my life :)

[@Darkmatter105]

God I miss this team.

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

Same :(

[@jake_grape]

Why did i get this recommended 8 years later?

[@Rankor]

I cant believe how good you guys have gotten, so funny.

[@carpepedes3520]

“Troy and Abed in the MOOOORRRRning!” 🎶 😅 This scene is so something Troy and Abed would do.

[@jasonlieberman4606]

Don't catch you slippin now

[@thecliffracer]

We are all slaves to our desires.

[@dontheuseless9007]

That must be some T H I C C fruit

[@Desiderium]

Second half of this video...I have never had my WTF-o-meter go up so high before.

[@BorderlineCrispy]

could you even say your... why the fruit meter

[@Elfenlied8675309]

Love that their movie website is now an Indian gambling website. OMEGALUL

[@taylorverrall118]

2009 was a wild time

[@lapispropanezuli1844]

What SCP is this?

[@cooperrose6480]

Lapis Propanezuli I’LL BE RIGHT BACK! *runs to sop forums to steal idea*

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

It has a very high potential of memetic inoculation.

[@roibatty]

Lapis Propanezuli SCP-4(***) is a bowl of fruit. The bowl is made of hardened glass. The bowl contains 1 orange, 2 bananas, and an apple. More research needed.

[@asecondaccountforvariousan2482]

*1 sexy orange

[@razan3853]

The SCP was redacted

[@Nobody-ct8ls]

That bowl of fruit was missing one thing... *NUT* for protein

[@therhythmictale5574]

I thought this was going to be the first episode of goblin slayer but I guess I was wrong....

[@Overload-ey3ty]

Two things. First, I found it weird that this showed up in my recommended only now after 9 years of this existing. Second, why does this only have two million views?

[@robertrealrosso237]

This is the comedy of 10 year old KZbin with the Quality of today.

[@TheKennyMcormick]

2:02 this entire sequence is my favorite lol

[@benmoore3867]

OH YOU DEVIL!

[@Troopertroll]

I can't believe this is why Blizzard changed all of their in-game paintings of lingerie women to fruit bowls.

[@nicaln5104]

This is what KZbin needs, creative content that’s actually quality and good.

[@jeddy8469]

The fact they are in such a rush to go to bed they slept in their full clothes 😂

[@broceratops1337]

Randomly popped on my main KZbin video list thingy... Also noticed they changed thumbnails and a new DerrickComedy logo. Hmmmmmmmmmmm?????

[@12west90]

I'm so happy that you guys are still making skits. Awesome job!

[@tyronekfcof]

Fr

[@kokkujin7578]

saying that stuff with a straight face must be difficult

[@reddeadredhead2925]

It’s the guy from community!

[@GraysonJames-k6j]

This note is just daring them to do it

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

I'm here from a link in a reddit thread discussing World of Warcraft replacing a couple of sexy paintings in-game.

[@ashleygood-lang9720]

This is really random but I love it

[@MADNESS_REIGNS]

This just came up in my feed and I almost got excited thinking it was a new Derrick Comedy video. I wish Donald, Dom, Dc, and Meg were still good friends and creating together.

[@curtisdiep329]

Probably working on different projects but I too wonder if they still have a group chat, and catch up as friends

[@pit655420]

9 years later. I am watching this lol

[@randomagainagain]

this is REAL content

[@Blaze78x]

Oh you devil!

[@user-md2iq9vb9z]

i'm assuming since their movie was a total flop thats the reason they disbanded Derrick. i mean they put years and years and tons of money into it and it just turned out so horrible, i would feel discouraged to keep going too.

[@--sql]

They disbanded because Donald Glover (aka Childish Gambino) was hired for a role in Community and then he focused on his music career.

[@marlonc56]

Butt Poopington exactly lol.

[@Phoenix1121212]

mystery team was great

[@TransparentLabyrinth]

For an indie-grade hashed together film by a comedy troupe, I thought mystery team was pretty well done. Nothing to write home about, but I don't think I'd go as far as calling it "bad."

[@LudaChez]

If you like them the movie is good. Problem is you need to know them. I loved the movie. Especially since he spills something on his shirt and has to change it so they make a throw away joke about it. But the average person has no idea Gambino was doing this before. Someone showed me this video at work and I saw an ad for the movie and thought "I love Troy". So I got lucky

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

Lolz, recreates it in his room

[@tsdfythsi._.9179]

THE BRITTA PITCHER OMFG

[@gorehammer42o]

Donald Glover in his prime. I used watch this shit EVERY DAY!