National Spelling Bee

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[@macbeasty]

the guy with the dictionary is hilarious. i love how he keeps closing and reopening the book for the same word

[@Genevaconventionforyoutube]

It makes it seem like a book entirely based on slurs

[@kilajuy]

15 years later and i still quote the "I heard what you said" bit

[@DRev89]

I became best friends with a guy at work because when I said "I heard what you said" (Which I do often) he immediately said "Derrick Comedy!"

[@AlexParkerEmcee]

it's such a classic line delivery. lol it's everyday use for me

[@SkylarStJohn-mo4yi]

ima start doing this fs!!

[@nickt8564]

Yes all the time

[@scottiepaterson192]

@@DRev89 I bet y'all play GameCube and listen to jack johnson albums too

[@NJLampFilms29]

this is the best ASMR video of all time

[@SuperFastJellyFishGaming]

NJLamp Films I've been listening to this video for almost 10 years thinking the same thing

[@pw1277]

Goodemen lmao yea

[@Scytheslinger]

Glad I'm not the only one. Used to watch this all the time.

[@orukarm]

NJLamp Films it is 😂

[@yam83]

Glover's voice.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

"Pineapple" "Really?" "No not really, not at all" It's been 16 years and this still gets me

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

The fact the announcer gave contestant #2 the tiniest sliver of hope before ripping it away seconds later. 😂

[@MilesToGoGo]

1:49 is what gets me so bad every time I have to pause and rewind 😂 it’s just SO funny and I can’t even repeat to anyone in this day and age 😂😂

[@Hulavuta]

@@MilesToGoGo yeah it is so sad. we used to quote that so much in high school but we can't really saying it anymore

[@MilesToGoGo]

@@Hulavuta well I can only quote with a select few friends that also know it. I can’t mention it to anyone new 😂

[@Hulavuta]

we'll always have each other

[@Twelcool]

16 years later and can confirm this is still funny

[@laurenkaitlyn6341]

i herd wat u said

[@swysscheez]

Still funny

[@RobGradyVO]

@@laurenkaitlyn6341 I say that to my friends all the time lmfao

[@the_cheap_ones]

Cuz your a white guy. You should be jailed. Everyone in this skit should BE JAILED

[@user-nl4ir7cx5r]

17 years later it’s still funny. I think we will have even more luck in 18 years.

[@Rampster27]

nine years later and this is still funny. God bless.

[@emhean]

higurashi :333

[@muslimmetalman]

10, dammit.

[@sleshstamp]

I was 10 when this sketch came out holy shit.

[@cs.s7723]

Little kid

[@shaffirosdi2816]

And you're still 10.

[@chancegoss623]

This would have been trending for days if this was made today.

[@420childishgamingbuddies5]

Bruh this so true

[@JeffxMorrison]

it was trending for a while when it was uploaded..

[@davidupshaw5933]

+Jeff Morrison on MySpace?

[@jakeyd2868]

Idubbbz lol its been trending

[@5.0_Frank]

it already is from idubbs so that's probably how I found it

[@bandotrappin9318]

Can i get a synonym? *flips page* pineapple Really? No, not really

[@Aldini_to]

I exploded at that part

[@pryingeyes1551]

Well, considering what my grandma used to call brazil nuts, I can't say I'm too surprised.

[@admiralhowdy]

ooofff, mine too actually.

[@buss3796]

"You're all winners no matter what happens" Now that's comedy

[@haziq7885]

Pls explain, im confused 🥲

[@couch5717]

How do you get 1.4k likes by misquoting this video

[@lordrathut]

@@haziq7885 because that's a lie pushed by modern sporting

[@ogamibirdflu5152]

This is what sjws actually believe.

[@PorchMonkeyzz1]

"Pineapple."

[@LoLSpyPlay]

make sense now :)

[@PRINCEADE9]

TrolLol I don't get it.

[@OneLoneLegend]

PRINCEADE9 whats not to get?

[@PRINCEADE9]

OneLoneLegend The pineapple.

[@OneLoneLegend]

its a pineapple, the fruit...pretty basic stuff

[@muttthingy9908]

im only now really going through Donald Glover's past projects and so far im loving every bit of it.

[@ChildishTaino]

Malz Viride they're dope

[@tokyohuff]

nah I'm here to

[@jake5042]

i saw a meme of this recently and i’m like wait is the black guy that guy?

[@NotQuiteLucid]

I watched Glover's stuff when he was just a youtuber and I was in my early teens, it's all hilarious

[@nathanmorton7728]

I SAW THIS SO LONG AGO AND NEVER EVEN NOTICED

[@empressglover6543]

that is correct........*grabs mic * i heard what you said

[@brice5863]

69. Nice.

[@waldalwahsh7833]

199

[@FigurativeSandwich]

That original pronunciation tho

[@DXM339]

Its kinda ironic the one who said it is..............

[@CorrectCrusader]

@@DXM339 black?

[@DXM339]

@@CorrectCrusader yept

[@BlissBatch]

And how he stands up out of his chair and points maliciously XD

[@tashalready888]

I almost spat out my juice

[@summersantiago4396]

"I heard what you said" omg i can't stop laughing!!

[@Dafunny.]

i died

[@robertochocula]

idubbbz fans will never know that this was the origin

[@mickeynotmouse]

are u sure?

[@justsub5835]

lol

[@bellaselvoski2766]

well I know now lol

[@oliviaaus1086]

i watched this before i watched idubbbz

[@NoneStar]

boi

[@Jordding]

The 3 contestants were in an episode of Community. When Chang, Abed, Troy, Shirley, and Pierce were watching movies and making jokes, Pierce got help from an improv group to make jokes for Kickpuncher 2. That improv group is the same 3 people who play the contestants in this video!

[@user-ob2fh9wy4b]

holy shit！cannot believe i missed this！！

[@Tyty-qi2gu]

Wtf

[@MajorOutage]

TFW you realize that the black guy in this skit is Donald Glover.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

I wondered why they looked vaguely familiar!! In Ken Jeong's (Señor Chang's) GQ career breakdown here on KZbin, he says in the episode of The Office when Michael's derailing and ruining his improv class, the other class members with them are Steve Carrel's actual former improv buddies. Pretty cool for these guys to get their friends a nice moment in the spotlight! Now, if only Jon Watts would write in a funny moment for the Waverly Films / WaverlyFlams crew in a Spiderman movie... Those guys have some of the finest early-KZbin comedy sketches I've ever seen...

[@khokrs710]

It’s a good day for being gay.

[@joeanderson7199]

I remember when I was in 6th grade the spelling bee was coming up and our teacher had to show us some videos that were related to the spelling bee and she never watched them so she turned on this and the whole class just bursted out laughing. I felt bad for the teacher, she was so embarrassed 😂

[@medievaldad9537]

What a story!

[@RobGradyVO]

Fucking legend holy shit

[@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_]

It's "burst out laughing"... no worries. Now u know :) Hope all well, cheers-

[@tds2117]

Yeah that didn’t happen.

[@hoopmooy3543]

@@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_ Because of how much I like this story, I think the etymology of the phrase warrants official changing.

[@masonkelter]

2006, this was uploaded. This is so old and it's unbelievable haha

[@brianstryker4536]

It's so damn old it only exists in that crappy 2006 quality of 240.

[@jroddd1019]

I watched these as they came out 10+ years ago lol I was in highschool we knew Donald Glover was going to be big one day.

[@bountoj]

@@jroddd1019 Same. I would show these to my friends freshman year of HS.

[@brianalondite]

I was 16 when this came out... OH GOD WHY!?

[@ArctikMonkee]

They predicted the spelling bee kid "NEGUS"

[@okie6443]

Illuminati?

[@MassholeDrums]

There's a word for being cheap or stingy that also fits with this (begins with THE WORD, ends with dly)

[@Kinsey6King]

Yo this black dude is funny he should do comedy and rap and act.

[@cool78666]

Donald glover lol

[@Churlz]

@@cool78666 you totally missed the joke

[@whyhowwhen7043]

@@Churlz pretty sure he got it

[@Churlz]

@@whyhowwhen7043 no

[@tatyannasumblin9893]

Lol

[@volerasphere]

"Can I get the country of origin?" "Of course." LOLLL

[@travv88]

"Can I uh.... have a synonym?" "Of course.... pineapple." "really?" "No, not really, no."

[@CtRacerX]

Still funny in 2024

[@TheMofobuss]

I heard what you said

[@musclechronicles8937]

"Pineapple" "Really" "No not really" LMBOOOOO

[@badsandwich2534]

marcuz_x_movez Laughing my pineapple off

[@cmrnais9492]

Not at all

[@Laggyboi]

LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO time

[@SoroushTorkian]

I've been watching this as an annual tradition for the past 17 years.

[@MilesToGoGo]

I can’t believe it’s been so long since this came out, I graduated high school this year so these silly little pre-fame KZbin skits are PEAK comedy in my opinion. No matter how many amazing things Donald Glover does in his career I will always love Derrick Comedy the most lol

[@psyikk]

It's so crazy HOW long this really was because when I read that I was like "oh wow this person is really young" than I realized that I had graduated high school only two years prior.

[@MilesToGoGo]

@@psyikk haha I know it’s tough to accept sometimes 😂 but I’m so glad these videos are still around even SEVENTEEN years later 🤯 I hope they never get taken down

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

If you love pre-fame KZbin skits, type in WaverlyFlams (Waverly Films) to see a whole bunch of hilarious stuff by the guy who directed the Marvel Spider-Man movies, Jon Watts

[@pablokale5972]

I can't believe this is the same person who created redbone

[@pacotaco1246]

But the resemblance is uncanny!

[@StormZephyr]

His producer deserves a lot of the credit there too

[@BLitzRunner77]

Hello left ear, nice to meet you.

[@electric26]

I just enabled mono audio in my device’s settings.

[@Dafunny.]

thats what i hate

[@mierinjoar-lilanfelurianha6451]

this video didnt age well with headphones

[@deepintheory7685]

There is a white person behind you

[@aznrabbit]

"A synonym for pineapple"

[@2005cooperS]

Still something you really don't want in your butt.

[@maxyourmusic3395]

_fruit_

[@alexcthe]

Really? *no not really *

[@mattcernik6878]

16 years later, and this skit still gets me 😂

[@rainman3164]

I miss genuinely funny skits like this. It’s not funny because they say the no-no words; it’s funny because of how absurd the premise is and because of the ending. The fact that he threw them into this scenario against their will and reacted like they went out of their way to insult him is hilarious.

[@parkerhughes434]

Exactly, and the more they avoid saying it just makes him say it MORE, making them even more uncomfortable. Even with such a simple premise the sketch works on so many levels. "What if a spelling bee made its contestants spell the two most offensive words in American English?" So simple, so absurd, yet so genius.

[@OGgluttonoustoad]

This absurd premise involving these no no words is what makes it absolutely hilarious

[@cbrock420]

​@@OGgluttonoustoadthe first amendment to the constitution says there arent any "no no words". 🤷‍♂️

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

​@@parkerhughes434Not to mention the absolute *desperate* hope in contestant #2's voice when he gets "pineapple" as a synonym. Only for the announcer to rip it away from him a second later like "lol no, fuck you. You know what I'm telling you to spell."

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

​@@cbrock420if you're going to make unfunny statements like that you need to refer to the Constitution as a proper noun

[@gregg7233]

Im so weirdly proud of donald glover after watching his stuff for almost 14 years now. Dude is a legend

[@lonersdreamworld]

LMFAOOO “I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID”

[@JLG629]

0:37 The way he completely spaces out for a second, like “am I dreaming or did he really just say that”

[@strachanspodcast5951]

The way he opens the book and points to the word I've always found so satisfying

[@deedoubs]

We had so much more fun in the mid 2000s.

[@talesofgore9424]

Smart Phones hadn't been invented yet and there were still technical barriers to getting on the internet that filtered stupid people from getting online.

[@SymmetricsAudio]

​@@talesofgore9424 no there weren't, a shitload of stupid people were on the internet back then. What barriers?

[@yeahohright3097]

@@SymmetricsAudio Not so much barriers as much as there wasn't as much interesting content for moral scolds and mainstream bores, so they tended to eschew the internet (bc it didn't interest them) in favor of Oprah or whatever.. Now that the internet is incredibly mainstream, it's been dragged down by the pearl clutching of the lowest common denominator.

[@sparklee5044]

nope

[@deedoubs]

@@SymmetricsAudio No kidding. Chrischan was on the Internet back then.

[@jonathansins6791]

What the hell kind of dictionary are they using??

[@ImDan1sh]

SargeSprinklez21 The Oxford Dictionary.

[@travisp.616]

Urban dictionary

[@sonikku956]

SargeSprinklez21 Urban Dictionary

[@haloes14]

South Central Bell phone book

[@masterbeats155]

The racist dictionary

[@Macho_Fantastico]

The way he said the sentence cracks me up every time. 😂

[@Genevaconventionforyoutube]

This might be the funniest bit in the history of sketch comedy

[@chase_h.01]

I'm honestly surprised this is still up

[@jaredtkatz]

I can’t believe this is 17 years old and it’s orders of magnitude funnier than any of the garbage that circulates online these days. So freakin good. Derrick Comedy and Good Neighbor Stuff are legendary.

[@talesofgore9424]

and now Donald Glover is a pozzed wokeoid who would denounce his own comedy bits if forced to

[@818deadboys]

@@talesofgore9424 I am less and less surprised every year that the majority of the world would sell out if they had the opportunity, even if it means changing what they stand for or tolerate. Screw it, the past is recordable and replayable

[@jxomxo]

“I heard what you said...” This is officially my new favorite skit of all time.

[@izzynobre]

The internet sure was a different place holy shit

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

A better time

[@nicotinepoisoning]

Yeah it's all gay and soft now

[@KenLinx]

If derrickcomedy was still active until now, it would probably be the biggest channel on youtube..

[@no0bbbb]

No they would be silenced

[@imgamerful]

They'd be demonitized, and get a strike for this video. Probably force it to be unlisted

[@imgamerful]

They'd be demonitized, striked, and this video would be unlisted.

[@sunnydays405]

Nah some dipshit vloggers with no talent in comedy but with a knack for attracting the attention of retarded middle schoolers that probably have ADD would be the biggest channel.

[@26lekent]

░KenLinx░ no it wouldn’t

[@PinoyYoung]

When Donald started getting big as Childish Gambino, I thought to myself, "Hey.. this guy looks a lot like that dude from derrick comedy." And after a year of listening to his music, I JUST found this out.

[@genericname34]

I see a comment I left 7 years ago. I’ve loved Donald Glover for years, so glad he’s finally getting the respect he deserves

[@knartfocker_]

Honestly though this is gold and I'm so glad youtube hasn't censored this video after so many years. I hope to one day share this video with my children.

[@gabesalter7181]

Me too bro. Atleast they have some decently

[@williamjameslehy1341]

I will never not think of Donald Glover as "that guy from Derrick Comedy back when KZbin was pure and innocent".

[@gitbig333]

Yes this comment

[@homsar5675]

Ah yes. This is what I think of when I think pure and innocent.

[@chendaddy]

This and Bro Rape. So pure and innocent.

[@TreyDongzz]

The kid who had to spell 'Negus' reminded me of this video. "I heard what chu said!!"

[@KhalifBeats]

Watched this back in high school as a junior, these skits were way ahead of their time. Still makes me laugh my ass off in my early thirties. This and the opposite day sketch lmaoo

[@daniel.holbrook]

amazing asmr

[@roryharkin2042]

Is that Donald Glover/Childish Gambino?

[@Locrian]

Yup. This is the channel that he started on basically.

[@roryharkin2042]

Thanks

[@wsmn16]

yes it is. he started this channel back in 2003

[@joshk.]

Spencer, that isn't true. KZbin's only been around since 2005.

[@SuperLilAnime]

yes

[@1474rachel]

so happy this isnt canceled still

[@thundercatshoooo]

Give it another year or two and this will be removed. With the way things are going these days

[@darthvader6198]

“That’s my girl!”-👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻

[@xfrenzy04]

hey ask Keemstar to spell it when he joins a spelling bee

[@m.j.m.6969]

If you remember watching this on the old KZbin you’re an og

[@Jacktrack7]

I'm old as fuck, that's what I am... But kudos for trying to put it in a nice way.

[@RaptieFeathers]

If you remember watching this video on _their website_ you're an OG

[@giggle56]

Why doesn't he just leave the book open on the correct page?

[@Blueissuperior]

giggle56 because humour

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

It's not an intuitively laid out book, obviously

[@26lekent]

Comedy, look it up

[@MexicanLeprican24]

@@26lekent of course *flips pages -hmmm *points to page

[@StormZephyr]

It's not just the lines. The timing in this is absolutely spot on.

[@CashOnDeliveryPayUp]

2018 😂😂😂😂😂 just watched snl with him hosting. Someone suggested this skit in the comments. 😂😂

[@manishasinghchahal3328]

CashOnDeliveryPayUp same😂

[@mattcantwell4996]

Me 2

[@ASBinMTY]

In another SNL crossover, I thought of this same sketch when I saw SNL totally update and recycle the concept in this clip from 2015: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpDOpnZpaqtjbKc But Derrick Comedy still has first and best rights on the bit.

[@legoface]

3:12 is why you’re all here 💀💀

[@Shagyamum]

2:50

[@KG-zp6so]

I wonder if the white guy next to Gambino was gay in this, thus offending both judges lmaooo

[@badsandwich2534]

K G Good theory 😂

[@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_]

That guy looks like Big Jay Oakerson, but just medium/large.

[@vidgamescool]

No no no... That is incorrect... You are disqualified...

[@PTMG]

I love how second contestant is able to make it past the N word, but has to stop himself at the F word

[@sleepysikk]

im here still 15 yrs later

[@allis143]

8 years later and STILL funny.

[@elisha2358]

7 years after this comment, STILL funny

[@joenash2001]

8 years later this comment will have a comment saying 8 years later. *SEE YOU IN 2030!*

[@hairtoss7975]

Welcome to 2024, you pineapples!

[@chrislee6875]

how does this only have 8.8M views?

[@rodcas]

The Korean accent always gets me 😂😂

[@WuhSuhDood]

8 million views but no one I meet IRL has seen this. I swear it's the same 100,000 of us coming back every month 😂

[@parkerhughes434]

This video went decently viral and already had millions of views weeks after it came out. Derrick comedy was the gold standard during KZbins sketch era. And here I am coming back to this video at least once a month ever since, so you're probably right 😂.

[@curtmastor]

Only the real OG KZbin geeks know this

[@fromashestoangels378]

2022, almost 2023, and this still lives on. I heard what you said!!! 😂

[@esnebta]

"Pineapple" "Really?!" "No, not really. At all."

[@ExodoPics]

Kendrick Lamar Reacting to his White fans for singing his lyrics (2018)

[@notafanboy250]

LOLOLOLOL THIS

[@Victor_de_Souza]

Nigga

[@JiuJitsuTrashcan]

Kendrick Lamar is a bitch

[@skeez1715]

Nick M I swear to god every dude who dislikes any rapper besides Eminem looks like you/ has a profile picture like yours

[@JiuJitsuTrashcan]

svprmeme1 I don’t like Eminem and do like other rappers, just think it’s stupid if a rapper discriminates against white fans

[@whitenoise3447]

so this is what gambino was doing when I was eleven...nice...

[@jerold123]

w h i t e n o i s e bruh I was four

[@gravitydragon1904]

Harrison123 Wow you a young 'un

[@dhanushdasari7573]

When he was childish

[@ASBinMTY]

Yep... He was making me and my new freshman college friends piss ourselves with laughter.

[@HELLO_KORO]

Lmao i was 5

[@gushardy4283]

You know, the girl just went for it. What if they'd given her an entirely different word?

[@tds2117]

That’s what I thought was going to happen when I first saw this.

[@RobGradyVO]

I feel if I ever meet and have a conversation with Donald Glover. I won't even have time to talk to him about all the amazing work he's done. I'd just wanna talk about Mystery Team and Derrick Comedy

[@nitro-verse5311]

You and me both.

[@RobGradyVO]

@@nitro-verse5311 I see you too are absolutely based

[@nativefist9520]

This is still the best skit ever

[@BananaPhoneCrazy]

Dude, stop closing the book

[@Nomblies]

Why? It's crazier that the kids don't know the word, as everyone uses it in their daily lexicons, obviously.

[@TedoMD]

“I heard what you said.” Gets me everytime.

[@LittleBigVathole]

Miss these days so much

[@KeiFresh]

Donald serenading my right ear

[@purplesodapop]

"Can I have a synonym?" "Pineapple." "Really?" "No. Not really, no. Not at all."

[@Envy_Dragon]

This man is going to be young Lando Calrissian.

[@avj8833]

Who are you

[@plastiqbeach7487]

what the fuck duuude

[@roccodangerpowers]

lol chill y’all this has been news for ages now, was in talks ages ago

[@mach6893]

Whatever you are smoking, I want some.

[@runescapelover123]

This is how i like to remember donald glover lmaooo.

[@dorianr8829]

this video still comes to mind after 16 years

[@anthony......]

bro is that donald glover 😭

[@djo6648]

Yea

[@ravenjmain]

Please don’t let the mainstream media find this clip 😂😂

[@ihatetheinternetitsawesome3578]

It has over 8 million views...

[@blamecanada8525]

This is was some interesting ASMR

[@gerardohernandez7099]

This video would never fly today. I wish I could go back to this type of comedy.

[@BrightMorningstar0]

Bruh sameeeeeeee

[@DrChronic8900]

I'm wondering why SJWs haven't tried to cancel Donald Glover because of this skit and others.

[@greensprite6067]

it's a black guy saying nigger and hes probably gay as well

[@williamh6226]

One part that still gets me on this is his enunciation of the 't' at the end. lol

[@AhrkFinTey]

the dictionary guy is low key holding the whole thing together

[@forest6045]

Just came back to hear Glover say his favorite 2 words.

[@djdink2000]

Kid: can I get a synonym Announcer:pineapples Kid:really Announcer:no, not at all Sorry for bad spelling but that was hillarious 

[@djdink2000]

I was only missing an u

[@djdink2000]

💀💀💀💀

[@iroctyrell5220]

+Ck_house Grammer Police

[@cornmonger]

Gotta say, proud of this dude. He has come a long way.

[@valyaloona1920]

Still a classic. This is where I first learned of Mr. Glover, I was opposite of most people. They all knew Gambino first. I was like “who’s Gambino, ohh you mean Donald Glover” 😂

[@1stepklosr]

That is my favorite Derrick Comedy video. I couldn't stop laughing for the entire duration of the video...

[@shushmebro3845]

I was 15 when this dropped and I thought it was hilarious. Now I’m 32 and I still laugh my ass off.

[@ogamibirdflu5152]

I love the end, "I heard what you said -_-"

[@tybeanz7719]

3:12 the white dude’s casual face as the other guy says that lmao