Girls Are Not To Be Trusted

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[@MrBaladaum]

I love how the teacher is completely oblivious to all the tension, just like a real teacher.

[@Pat4ever.]

Also oblivious to the fact that Jeffrey Eckman was replaced with another white dude after his dad beat him to death for messing up on his keyboard song.

[@superduperisaac]

Yan Fagundes Not oblivious, he just doesn't care

[@taco4yearsagoedited567]

Bcuz there’s no hoods on

[@arthurwild6563]

Teachers are never oblivious. They just don't give a shit.

[@sdrawkcabmodnar]

@@Pat4ever. what

[@TheThirdPew]

I can't believe this is still funny 10 years later

[@jaredfrank8092]

TheThirdPew oh hello nathan, funny seeing you here

[@amandaaaa]

TheThirdPew WHAT THE FUCK BELANIE

[@klaylee109]

Nathan Zed I believe it my friend

[@makeyws3919]

Now it's been 17 years 😃 (ps, I love your videos ❤️)

[@korudero]

oh hey nathan

[@bengoldberg493]

"I was in that room, and that room could not have been your room, because that room did not smell like Todd Fuck"

[@realennar]

Hilarious

[@chubascov.]

We watched the same video as you bud. No need to repeat it

[@thegodpenguin5890]

@@chubascov. did you just reply that to a 5 year old comment

[@chubascov.]

@@thegodpenguin5890 yes

[@Sm0othi3]

@@thegodpenguin5890 so did you

[@Chaos447]

10 years later and I still can't fathom how big Glover became.

[@tone1245]

Same Af I used to have Jerry on my myspace and hoodie as my song and everything

[@bonkersllama]

Bit of a journey from here to Star Wars

[@350GTxSiTH]

You ain't playing about that!

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Right there with you. Never would have thought. He deserves every bit of it.

[@endymion12321]

still getting bigger

[@MrBaladaum]

"... but you know what? I found that being a decent human being really isn't worth the eff - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUU?"

[@gs8777]

+Yan Fagundes I lose it every.Single.Time!

[@greekfilth]

Bro ...

[@TAYLOR22211]

Just one of the many things I love about Glover's acting: his stiff body movements. I love when he does it on Community, I love when he does it during his stand-up, and I love when he does it here. Amazing!

[@raynellholmes1011]

Sounds like you like the stiff features of Donald.

[@MagicCarpetRideShareProject]

Yeah, after watching this I extra realized his versatile and at times intense command of his face, voice and body language. I wish I'd discovered Derrick Comedy back when I first got into Community. Well, better late than never and watch out for those Belanies ; )

[@TomWhaley621]

I lose it every time "Karma Police" comes on

[@theproxybay]

Cruze Kaiser it's also Karma Police, after the bridge

[@ding0389]

willgoogleshutthefuckup What's the first song?

[@theaamanable]

Cruze Kaiser darude - Sandstorm

[@lupemeza129]

Darude - sandstorm

[@InsaneDrummer99]

What was the third song?

[@Ag3ntNengo]

it's been 9 freaking years and this video still gets me every time lmao

[@SethMcFartlane]

+Ag3ntNengo How many months though?

[@Ag3ntNengo]

108+ months

[@alexmedina7266]

Ahahaha! True

[@22steve5150]

It was funny before my divorce, and it remains funny after it.

[@RadiantBlue4]

Try 13

[@Contart22]

Saturn Unleashed Detected by Jeffrey Eckman WRITTEN BY KEVIN

[@invadertaylor]

Directed**

[@VexedSpartan117]

FOR A MINUTE THERE, I LO-

[@Frabjous1]

@@invadertaylor Jeffrey Eckman was the one who *detected* the scent of Toddfuck in that room

[@tvogt15]

Saturn unleashed is still one of the best titles I’ve ever heard

[@ElisandroDeLeon]

Funny story about how I met Donald Glover regarding this skit. I saw this skit in like 2009 or 2010 and I was working at a pinkberry right next to the NBC lot shortly after. I found it to be one of the funniest things ever. I LOVED Derrick's comedy. I see Donald Glover come in and order and then come up to me to be rung up. I got excited. I told him how much I loved his skits, never having seen the show Community (which later became one of my favorite shows of all time.) I told him: I love that skit about the cheating girlfriend and ever since I heard that song, Ive loved it too. Him (dead serious): Youve never heard that song before? Still keeps me up at night.

[@ronniesnakehissiii9413]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great story! thanks for sharing!!!

[@CantTellYou]

You ought to be ashamed. Karma Police is one of the songs that was made in all of history

[@flamingstallion]

First time I heard it too and I first watched this like 2018

[@ericn1583]

Does it still 2 years later?

[@tone1245]

I’ve always wanted to meet him just to tell him he put me on to radio head. My comments are still all over the channel lol

[@steffisme]

This has always been and remains one of the funniest sketches to me by this group. You know the way he loses it when he's on the bed and the way they panned out on him during that? That image has been locked into my brain for 15 years and it never gets old. The use of the Radiohead song cutting in and out abruptly, the "do you believe in destiny?", just everything... it's perfection.

[@ronniesnakehissiii9413]

SAME!!!! Def a classic sketch...

[@amilueur]

WRITTEN BY KEVIN

[@xXOLLiEXxXTiMEXx]

I have screamed “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” in that voice and no one gets the reference

[@mrbibs350]

Suffering by Kevin Jeffrey Bribed by Kevin Martyrdom by Kevin

[@Tag_the_3RD]

Written by: Kevin Produced by: Kevin Sound by: Kevin *SUFFERING* by: Kevin

[@johnnybrahvo3681]

Pain: Belanie

[@gymclasshero1006]

Sound by: Radiohead

[@ryandaygame273]

My friends and I call my friend Todd "Toddfuck" to this day, because of this video.

[@ericn1583]

Hey! Me and Todd are cool now!

[@Crimson350]

It appears that Kevin regrettably ended up using the word “destiny.”

[@8leverage8]

I see what you fucking did there.

[@hamptoninn77]

He doesn't remember in what context. Doesn't really matter.

[@kashkobi]

Sorry man, he's drunk off of shitty wine.

[@Jockedemus]

8leverage8 Wat? what he do there? fill me in I'm feeling out of the loop like I don't get something u all get you getters you getting people you go getters tell me what it is that's in the loop looping I don't know what to do here It's like I'm just talking to lengthen the time where we live in a world where you haven't said what it's about

[@KILLAKAMallday]

He probably used the "B" word a couple times

[@GIANNIYANI]

"Hey!..Me and Todd are cool now.." might be the best line.

[@WuhSuhDood]

This remains one of the most well written comedic shorts I've ever seen

[@spaceenablers4753]

When "Karma Police" comes on the radio now; I think of how awful Melanie was.

[@johncrowley88]

*bellanie

[@memehub9401]

@@johncrowley88 Bellanie capitalize

[@johncrowley88]

@@memehub9401 lol.

[@etaibill5896]

@@johncrowley88 *Belanie

[@johncrowley88]

@@etaibill5896 True dat.

[@Booghty]

What kills me is that damn radiohead song

[@marvalekellogg5259]

Andres Hernandez thanks man I always forget who it is

[@johnnybrahvo3681]

He kills that ish... This IS what we get lol

[@alexgobin3690]

Whats it called?

[@hipsterelephant2660]

Karma Police

[@extra_butter]

fuck im 10 years late, how have i just now discovered this gold

[@bluehousevideos2438]

You ain't alone. lol

[@unfortunato]

Same here... Damn he was funny and still is. So fucking talented

[@Lapase]

me too

[@ImagesByDavid]

It was one of the first YT videos I watched and the last time I was here was 7 years ago going from my comment above. Comedy gold!

[@matthewalvey7662]

“that room did not smell like todfuck.” 😂😂😂

[@ch0colatemilk]

The Todd Fuck line gets me EVERY time.

[@jonlevert]

This was hilarious. The Radiohead made it even better

[@studentstudent8509]

Now we know what inspired Heartbeat

[@17R0man17]

And, The Longest Text Message Ever

[@melsotelo8638]

Dr. Mantis Tobagan the Third the end of power when he said something about destiny

[@TheDiversityTwins]

The way he says "By Kevin" gets me every single time. That, and Donald Glover is so good at freaking out. I'm glad this group is going places

[@Krugnuggets]

Lol 13 years later and you had no idea just how far 😂

[@S2C8509]

2:07 - I've been laughing at this for 12 years

[@EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

Donald Glover is the definition of a self-mad-man. He was after his dream from day 1, putting out youtube vids like this for almost no income. They're still funny even today

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

Exactly.

[@ronniemcintosh5192]

EpicUltraKingSmizzy yeah he was mad in the skit

[@dwaynerobinson6564]

Too bad the ghostwriter got screwed. Hi. I'm also the originator of CollegeHumor. Writing credit stolen and given to the actors.

[@EjvindGEMDark]

...any proof of that?

[@xnrivudxkskalflvk4075]

no way was there ghost writer's. I don't know much aobut the rest of derrrick comedy but Donald glover has been writing comedy since he was in highschool, he was voted most likely to write for the Simpsons and got noticed by one of the Simpson's writers in his final year at NYU studying writing and was put to write for 30rock.

[@davidmaione2742]

i never realized how funny "Kevin's" end-credits were... hahaha

[@sksurfs]

that room did not smell like.. todd fuck lol

[@Fakeaorta]

Anyone here after Pitch Meeting?

[@garrickdeanlucasan9304]

I love how well structured everything was. from the surprise intrusion of kevin his classmate's work up until that proposal ending that made it look like his real life proposal was the ending to the third film.

[@BoubeTheCat]

2:47 That line aged like fine wine

[@Piper259]

I remember when this was first posted. Still funny.

[@Mercsin]

After all these years this is still my favorite Derrick Comedy video

[@MKSpoodBeest]

Frawd Blanc THIS one? Out of all of them... THIS ONE? Have you seen any other videos of theirs? This one was dogshit compared to a lot of them.

[@connoroflynn1750]

Other people are allowed to have different tastes.

[@Snuggleumpakis]

+Carson Love You probably love watching Community while listening to Childish Gambino. This was when Donald Glover was actually funny.

[@weeklyrsvids]

+Snuggleumpakis Jesus you couldnt sound more hipster

[@Snuggleumpakis]

james krafft lol no lie. That was my goal.

[@sandwichsupernova]

Aged like fine wine

[@Minutemanly]

Every time I hear that song I think of this sketch. Lol thanks

[@batmanishere2093]

Haven't seen this in 4 years. So fucking hilarious....

[@ih4cksf0fun24]

uh

[@connallycomedy5]

Watching this before moving to NY would have saved me so much heartache

[@v6hellcatawd901]

My girlfriend did this to me also. I'm glad you can relate and I'm not alone during this period of my life

[@mfboob6424]

"Melanie, will you marry me?" "No..." "WHAT THE FUCK, MELANIE?! WHAT THE FUCK" I will react like this every time I get rejected.

[@picklemurdoc4190]

+MF BOOB Haha me too, ;-;

[@GamerDen2000]

+MF BOOB he accidentally calls her Belanie there..

[@michaelcruikshank1464]

lol, same bro lol

[@Pat4ever.]

He didn't accidentally call her Belanie; the whole joke of this scene is that he's not harassing Melanie because he changed the M to a B, thus not arousing the teacher's suspicions.

[@LifeOfNicholas]

HAHA "tod fuck"

[@Supervandal]

That was hilarious. That Dong Lover guy has a bright future ahead of him.

[@nateq5392]

I came across this channel in 2009? 2010? Never imagined Donald would blow up so huge, not just in comedy, but in making powerful, impactful music. Thanks for all the laughs!

[@supersantiago999]

2024 bringing back the memories of early youtube

[@tommyclosecall]

God, I revisit these vids every once in a while and they never fail to make me laugh. I wish we could go back to this internet era.

[@deontaehansley4555]

“I just want to be a filmmaker “…I still say that till this day and nobody knows what I’m talking about lol

[@jaysun4069]

17 years later and this was still peak KZbin and peak Internet.

[@theMattman]

I cant believe this is still funny 16 years later

[@TalkSickMass]

I have always associated the song Karma Police with this video

[@3taoren]

Suffering by: Kevin. Lol that's quite some credits lol

[@iloveeveryone8611]

I can't believe I was 11 when I first watched this.... To this day, it still blows me away with the humor.

[@dvd2671]

found this 15 years later

[@different_stuff]

i wonder what were the comments to this video in 2006. I guess i will never know this, since there are so many comments "x years later it's still funny"

[@paulryan5611]

WHAT DAFUQ IS WRONg WITH YOU?!?! xD xd xd

[@dragan4324]

Random story about this video, back when it came out I was finishing school and it was the first time I laughed in months after my fiancée had an affair. I appreciated that so much that I wrote to these guys and they wrote back. It's a little thing but it moved me.

[@________5347]

Han Solo: A Star Wars Story. Starring Kevin as Lando Calrissian I hear you're quite popular with the ladies Mr. Solo. I bet Belanie would like to WHAT THE FUCK! IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUThis is what you get...

[@KaijaLeung]

Jordan Victoriano LOL I laughed way too hard at this comment.

[@0axel078]

All this time.... such commitment.

[@ashlah]

Derrick Comedy: when youtube videos were very funny once apon a time. Now it's full of every kid and his dog trying to make funny videos. I remember watching this when it first came out, a true original.

[@ThatOneRandomSteve]

Ok boomer

[@2112Primus]

"but you know what? i've found that being a decent human being really isn't worth the eWHAT THE FUCK, IS WRONG WITH YO-"

[@mnky47]

first time i heard radiohead was when i watched this like 5 yrs ago

[@padparadscha7657]

First time i saw this comment was when i watched this 5 years ago.

[@GIANNIYANI]

childish gambino? He'll always be the dude from Derek comedy to me.

[@21DaHoagie12]

Gianni Arthur he’s Kid Parkinson’s, KP!

[@KOLeary9893]

Sad Opposite Day!

[@ProtusMose]

All of them. Watching a Red Lobster's commercial, there's the long-haired guy from Derrick Comedy as a waiter!

[@Jerome616]

Same

[@wvincson]

"AHYY ME & TODD ARE COOL NOW"

[@RedHearts178]

bruh this stiiiillll makes me die of laughter omg 😂😂😂😂

[@MatthewPalanca]

Little did we know, Donald Glover would become the new Lando Calrissian.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

And Simba

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

I love seeing that happen. Donald Glover was in Spiderman Homecoming, which was directed and written by _another_ breakout KZbin sketch channel (Jon Watts and a couple of the other writers were all from WaverlyFilms/WaverlyFlams, which also has hilarious sketches you can find on here). I wonder if that shared history was what led Jon to cast Donald in the first place!

[@NathanieI87]

That's exactly the problem for me because I watched these guys back in the day and whenever I see him somewhere else he's always in some way "Kevin" or "the Jazz artist who farts into his trumpet" :D His portrayal of Calrissian was good nevertheless.

[@General_Maximus]

Invincible S2E1 brought me back here.

[@bulletproofscales]

I forgot how hilarious this is, it's been years and I still die laughing.

[@augustuswaters7927]

yaaa..years

[@essency7981]

ever since i saw this skit, i can't listen to that song anymore without laughing.

[@anthonyg2304]

This video has its learner’s permit and still funny as balls

[@Rodgerwilco91]

The teacher cracks me up. Kills me everytime he says “okay, why’s that?” Lmao

[@ChrisRayGun]

Because it's a movie and he's using a fake name.

[@st0rmflake338]

Oh yo it's Chris

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Oh yo it's chris

[@flamingstallion]

Oh yo it’s Chris

[@slippie5585]

oh yo it's chris

[@HarveyBeardman]

Am I the only one that remembers Kevin and Todd doing a handshake after Kevin says “Me and Todd are cool now?” Have I crossed over into a new timeline?

[@alexanderschubert9975]

Same here, strangely enough :D

[@sheridanmovieguy]

Mandela effect.

[@WinstonPoptart]

I remember them doing a fist bump

[@JayMoney-hd1jl]

High five and yh probablu

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

I do not share this Mandela effect, I've always remembered it as just a head nod. You might be thinking of the opening seconds of Jerry, where you see Mike and Jerry shake hands.

[@joshsampson525]

Well just came back to this masterpiece 18 years later and I still laughed just as hard, almost pee’d my damn pants! Good show ol chap 👏🏽

[@focampo5672]

The punchline of Radioheads Karma Police over and over got me every time

[@slankan]

this guy is so hilarious

[@calmomen6817]

thats Donald Glover the same man who made that song this is America

[@slankan]

yeah @@calmomen6817 I know

[@dhilipans5412]

@@calmomen6817 damn I came to know of this now . This is like an KZbin Easter egg

[@nobay]

The greatest KZbin comedy sketch ever. Still holds up after 14 years. Wow.

[@coaltowking]

I forgot about this gem. That's why it's good to go back and rewatch Derrick Comedy videos every once and a while.

[@clickityclow2004]

Can you guys believe how far he has come since we started watching back in 06? So happy for him!

[@JB-lz5xw]

"..that room did not smell like Todd fuck!" 😂😂😂😂😂☠

[@rellreezy]

This never gets old

[@hwfstcnutypthsonurkb]

That guy who went first, Kevin....is gonna be big go far in life.

[@carissa_eves]

2:09 i cant stop laughing 😭😭💀💀💀✋🏼

[@wanderlustwarrior]

The lore of the Belanie Cinematic Universe is pretty deep!

[@patrickh799]

The thumb nails and logo are different. First sign of an update in 8 years. If they upload a new video I might cry

[@Darkmatter105]

The first and best derrick I ever saw. "me and todd are cool now"

[@Joonyyyyyy]

Still can't hear Karma Police without thinking of this video.

[@lukasguerra5786]

Lol same

[@cxvxn]

this will never ever ever ever ever get old

[@Awallsdemise]

I saw this for the first time 5 years ago. I've recently been cheated on and idk why but this is just that much funnier.

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

That sucks.

[@junipersweeny1445]

Wooooooooooooow dude changed so fast

[@scarletspider21]

I swear this was like a 30 minute skit a lifetime ago when i first saw it!!! But, that’s all probably due to me watching it 10x’s in a row EVERY time i was in the mood to see the Saturn Unleashed tantrum. Haven’t seen this in YEARS and i cried laughing on first watch. Guess imma about to re-watch Mystery Team!!

[@ghostisblack]

Remember watching this so many years ago, forgot how good the acting was. All the actors did a great job.

[@ElleMustDie]

average radiohead listener

[@churchsocial9482]

one of my fav derrick comedy sketches

[@dicamillo38ify]

Man, shoutout to my OG Derrick Comedy peeps!

[@CheeseOfString]

I like to imagine that this was made in response to one of their girlfriends cheating on them and so it's like a double meta sort of thing

[@SheepSlayer]

Meta meta, cool cool cool

[@696969yolo696969]

My cousin showed me this at the time it came out and I never realized it was Donald Glover. years later I remembered this video but couldn't find it, for whatever reason I was convinced it was made by College Humor or something, even then having been years after the video was still several years ago. I refound this video half convinced it had been deleted from the internet and I would never see it again and I am so happy.

[@silverhawkroman]

Well I got the same with "Jerry O'Connell auditions for two and half men". That video is scraped off the internet and I hope to ever find it because it was funny to me, even if it was deemed unfunny because Jerry himself said so. Thanks Jerry, for letting your conscience ruin the core of comedy and wiping this gem off the face of the damn planet.

[@thebuckinghamshow]

i remember watching this when i was 11 years old

[@justinwinston4864]

17 years later and this shit is still MAD FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MonkeyManPersonShow]

The radiohead tho lmao

[@mattparker2244]

15 years after this video came out, this would be the first thing I’ve laughed at since I got a divorce from my cheating wife.

[@loganblackwood2922]

Take the red pill men, this video was well ahead of its time. Women are not be trusted. They're not yours it's just your turn.

[@amilueur]

I feel like this would just make me sad if it actually applied to marriage.

[@moonmillghost5435]

Apparently I've seen this so much that I started laughing this time before it even started.

[@applewitheveryone]

haha love this! "Saturn Unleashed....." - - - - - WRITTEN BY KEVIN (*music plays in the background*) hahaha! gold!