Don't Try To Be Smart With A Dumb Person. Dan Mengini - Full Special

Don't try to be smart with a dumb person, or at least thats the advice Dan Mengini would give you in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's dealing with an over active brain, just being dumb, or choosing between paper and plastic, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dan Mengini has something for everyone and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@hudsonsteele8532]

Mama always told me, "Don't argue with an idiot or they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

[@heatherbrewer2144]

Invaluable information right there!!

[@vladkondratyukkk]

yeah no need to fight fire with the fire

[@donnaroberts4565]

Bahahaha I love your Mama.. GOLD

[@AMindInOverdrive]

I saw a t-shirt once, which said "You don't have to agree with me; I can't force you to be right"

[@FreeGaza.Laurie]

Yup

[@DocteurSnow]

My favorite thing about the comedians in Dry Bar is they constantly make me laugh in a way I wouldn't want others hearing. Outburst laughing by myself thanks to these beautifully funny people.

[@stevenmarten1396]

.. U

[@angelagreen778]

Sad. Be yourself! Life is short, just respect others!

[@cameronspeed9052]

We’re opposites.. I really want someone to hear me laugh this hard

[@curtisfranzen986]

The light switch story also cracks me up. I have a switch in my kitchen that even after 2 years, I have no idea what it does.

[@denawagner360]

Does your neighbor's lights or internet go out when you turn it off? Hmm...😳🤔😂

[@JPmax4ever]

I'm in a house that has 4 next to each other, 7 years later I still don't know what the 3rd is used for.

[@caru3257]

After 14 years I found out, what the switch in my utility room is for. It turns the right rear floodlights. I had to go turn them off to be able to sleep.

[@MrJJandJim]

@@denawagner360 No, it controls the plug to the refrigerator! Dang it!

[@brittanym.]

11 years and still turning on the garbage disposal instead of the light over the sink. Scares me every time!! 😁

[@robinhays8779]

Dan, a word of advice: take an old wooden broom handle with the broom head removed and when you go shopping, loop the plastic bags onto the broom handle and put it over your shoulder and carry it so you will have at least one hand free to find your keys.

[@neliaferreira9983]

@Baba Ganush ... OR... don't even remove the broom-head, slide the handles of all shopping-bags down the broom-pole onto the broom-head, drag the broom+bags across the ground, just leave it standing at the door while you open it, and keep dragging it inside. You will leave sturdy plastic bags for this one.

[@amandaerhart5516]

Omg the part about bringing in the groceries was way too accurate.

[@kittysmith3886]

The bit about carrying in groceries is so right on and I thought the "one trip and bloodless fingers" was just me! Thank you!

[@seedsoflove7684]

My husband wants to make one trip. I'm like dude, just make 2 trips! And yes, the bags are for the bathroom trashcan!

[@valoryj5603]

Dan is hilarious. Yet another Dry Bar gem. I love it when I watch these gems and they make me not just chuckle here and there, but laugh so loud it startles the dog. Yup, several times now. Poor dog ROFL!

[@Aiyan777]

Hahahhahahah!!! Laughing and almost peed on myself!!! Love this guy for 3 reasons: 1- I sucked at math too 2- loves dogs 3- I also am an IDIOT since I tried to carry my groceries and shattered my 1 bottle of wine!!! 😆 🤣 😂

[@fiusionmaster3241]

And to that I say; me to sister, me to

[@glee_again2594]

His poor Mom. He must have been NONSTOP.😅😂

[@lateblossom]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ginatucci201]

Literally just got home from the store with my arms full of bags lol, and happy now cause i was out of trash bags for the kitchen 😂

[@analozada9475]

I can tell he’s the son of an Italian. This dude is Hilarious! 🤣🤘🔥

[@steveschmidt6847]

That and the name MENGINI is a dead giveaway.

[@analozada9475]

@@steveschmidt6847Definitely

[@michellekeith5602]

I swear that this show just topped off the best birthday I've ever had !!!💗💗💗💗💗. I'm positive this guy is a relative of mine because he has described my family and world as I know it. 😜😜😜😜😜🎉🎉✌️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Well than happy birthday

[@helsinkianskies]

Pure gold. Love this guy. A new favourite. 😄

[@Morthon1]

Very funny guy! He was also amazing on our cruise.

[@bryanwatson2791]

Nice flex.

[@denawagner360]

@@bryanwatson2791That got me! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@annadoyle2947]

He is hilarious!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I would definitely like to hear more from him!🤣🤣🤣

[@nenaelliott8058]

I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Dry bar. Dan is really witty and so funny. He had me cracking up quite a few times.. And he seems like a really nice guy. Hope to see more of him on Drybar.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yea, he is awesome

[@stephenhatch7561]

L

[@thomasrobertson8109]

High energy funny man I do would like to see 👀 more Dan. Mengin

[@lisalorenzo7451]

This guy is hilarious. From start to finish. 👍🏽👍🏽

[@ekdaufin1485]

I laughed out loud many times. Thank you.

[@JPmax4ever]

As a Christian I did like that last joke...

[@tinamartinez6923]

I replay the cap at the end so much and in my head so loud to remind myself just how good we really have it over here in America, like psht with our first world problems lol meanwhile there's people everywhere else but here living it up for one whole stick. Lmfao I love how down to earth he is at the end that's what really does it for me. 😂😂🤣

[@Skoot_II]

Every man needs to bring his groceries into his house in one trip.

[@smbrowning578]

Yep! While they're able! Then you start 'staging' the bags on the porch and take them in however many trips it takes 😄

[@fonztorres]

This is the way.

[@mosiarmstrong]

Two trips is for the weak 💪🏽

[@JoyN246]

Laughed out loud multiple times! Great show!

[@ldlranch]

I really enjoyed the show. My first time watching Dan and he didn't disappoint.

[@NeonfxGraphics]

Man this guy is awesome and the his ending just nailed it :D

[@mariaweston5477]

The plastic bags… HAHAHA 🤣 so me!

[@tk20channel]

This started off slow for me but glad I listened all the way through because the back half was exceptional. He has a weird way about him but it's innocent. He does a lot of relatable jokes and some very clever. As for critique, I do think his cadence can be improved and he added some things after a punch line that I think we're not necessary and takes away from just enjoying the laughter. Otherwise, I think he is really a unique and likeable comic that can appeal to anyone.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Man, call me crazy, but I was laughing the whole time.

[@michellemason2525]

@@fiusionmaster3241 me too, but I also do all those things tk20 said…😂😂

[@fiusionmaster3241]

@Baba Ganush 2 things. 1st, congrats. 2nd; that's a good wisdom

[@c.w.bookout7506]

I actually agree with everything you said except that I haven't been able to get into this routine at all.

[@bedtimebiblechat7152]

@@c.w.bookout7506 me either cuz he's so hyper, I want to send him a case of Valium!! Wow! I'm not good with hyper people...makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted. LOL

[@aubreyelf87]

This dude is cool. He kinda reminds me of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

[@kumuluskld]

That last line couldn't be any more perfect 🍎👏👏👏

[@aundrewilson2297]

Lmao he strangled the life out a calculator 🤣

[@googleuser2426]

Love it! You are hilarious! 27ft phone cord...oh my

[@loricook6331]

I'm wondering why this audience isn't howling. Fantastic funny and original!

[@seedsoflove7684]

At least the high pitched lady isnt there ruining the audience.🙃

[@BeComingNyrell]

Loved his set! & delivery!

[@DarknessSlayer3]

I really enjoyed this special. It was hilarious

[@DocteurSnow]

It's unfortunate his special was so short. He's hilarious.

[@JustJanitor]

I enjoyed this. It made my wife laugh quite a bit

[@JM-qb2lf]

Very funny enjoyed this guy.

[@kommenthub4403]

Dan was awesome, truly liked his show.

[@xcrack6364]

You know what they say; you can’t argue with stupid. They always win.

[@tastes-like-straberries]

I loved his energy and delivery!

[@pduffy83usa]

This guy is awesome!!!!!!

[@davinreeves]

Only problem. The special should be longer

[@ekdaufin1485]

Great writing! Thank you!

[@jbyepitsme4330]

Holy omgosh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best stand up I've seen in while! Loved it!!🤣👍 Last joke about Adam and Eve and iphone was dead on! LOL!

[@shadowmancer7040]

Hilarious. Holy cow this guy's energy... I'm suspicious of drugs.

[@ep1207]

Probably has ADHD lol

[@Davethenuttymagician]

This guy is so funny I could listen to him all day

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Love the energy, needs a lot more material.

[@laurakibben4147]

Love the refrigerator section. They're sooo ridiculously outfitted with the most expensive, ignorant crap. As stupid as paying 5k for a purse then having no money to put in it😂

[@VyPrezWolfpackMusic]

The last five minutes were an absolute gem.

[@chippysteve4524]

As the saying goes - "Never get into an argument with an idiot.Onlookers will have trouble telling you apart."

[@graceamerican3558]

You know… I hadn’t thought of the 🍎 on the phone bit … 😂😂 Good point.

[@axelwittersheim7787]

Good stuff 👏 quick timing sharp observation.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

The Titanic, iceberg joke is phenomenally brilliant and hilarious 😂 😅😂😀🤣🤣. Great job, you're now one of my favorite comedians 😅😂

[@sopheadutch6350]

Dan M., is very funny & was lol & balling the entire time!👍🤣. DryBar Comedy keeps showing all these great talents!!!👏, thanks! 💋

[@katoz9237]

Loved it!

[@brittanym.]

Definitely a new favorite comic! 😀

[@larrylane9872]

Dan M that was a great show , thank you so much!

[@kcl060]

Loved his comedy! So true at the end too!

[@shannonterrell9590]

Loved this guy. Totally relate to the plastic bags! Lol

[@miriaml.150]

Love this guy! 😊👍🌟

[@extradynamicyou2210]

Very entertaining. Thanks so much!!

[@itskevingross]

Thanks!

[@hghong7048]

I like your comedy, 🥰

[@jessicajrf22ify]

One of the best ones! Lol

[@kellygwdobbs]

Very funny stuff! That last bit, about the iphn, was really good.

[@TheAussieLeo]

Brilliant!

[@masjter]

That ending was deep!!! love you show man....the smile in the dark had me in stitches!!!

[@lauriejordan6530]

I think this guy was speaking to my soul when he was talking about interweaving your fingers and arms through 95 grocery bags so you only have to make one trip, his comment about having garbage bags for days & which electric socket works the light in a new apartment. LMAO, because those are my exact train of thoughts!

[@deejohnson827]

So, so funny! Every joke/story was relevant to life!

[@amywhigham4790]

Dan is so funny! Love the one about the light switch! Hilarious! 😆😂💖

[@brandiallen6324]

Great!

[@rcjr.7725]

Great job laughter is a beautiful thang!

[@elizabethlusk4354]

🙉😆🙉😅🙉🤣🙉😁😎Luv U!!!!! Soooooo funny!!!!! Thank you 🤣🙉

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

You are just like me carrying groceries in the house except I have to climb 20 stairs to my apartment

[@stephlalalitta]

Great material!!!

[@nyccowgirl4720]

He's so STUPID, was hysterical. Great timing, delivery, and original material. Thoroughly enjoyed!

[@thecuriousquest]

The light switch joke is a banger

[@nicolehubbard3536]

"Woo, glad I'm not on this plane!" 😂

[@udayghedia7577]

Thanks Dan! Merry Christmas 🎄 !

[@mmcc2852]

great set!

[@onlycryptofans]

Tremendous! really good

[@moonsting]

Dan Mengini! Your amazing energy and hilarious set is on fire🔥💯 Thanks for posting or else I would've never known about you!

[@sifumtgr5502]

🆒 dude

[@adelesvetnicka810]

Another great comic! … strange thing, I knew an ‘H’ who was from the south (can’t remember where) and was in youth ministry in western Wisconsin. And yes, his name was ‘H’. It was not short for anything.

[@vanessam9784]

I had so much fun watching it:)

[@galaktuss]

Great :)

[@kittykat149]

Hilarious in real world ways! 😂

[@bezenhappync]

He's got an English mom and an Italian Dad but he sounds like one of Hank Hill's cousins. I'm so confused.

[@markadams7046]

It's been my experience that the dumbest people are those who label others as being dumb. lol

[@YoungWarZ66]

The apple bit at the end gave me chills

[@steelforce2797]

I love drybar….. but that was 20 minutes of my life I’ll never get back

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

I have an overactive brain also I feel you hardcore! My dog only made it to 16 and I thought that was pretty old. Ummm phone book? Lmao

[@ek6321]

Very funny and relatable.

[@memoraisedone4415]

this guy is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dariusburkhalter]

Perfect end joke lol

[@nicolegraham628]

Very funny comedian great set

[@lynnbailey3571]

He's hilarious

[@c.l.whitley1081]

Hilarious!

[@mastersemmy59]

LOLOL! Son, I think we might be related! lololol

[@melissagoodrick53]

Omw this guy is so funny. Everything related to our lives!