Black Conspiracy Theories | Garrick Bernard | Stand Up Comedy

[@rowanasaurusrex5845]

"I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity so I can just powerwash my asshole in peace." One of the best sentences I've ever heard.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

🤣🤣🤣🙄 SAME I spit laughed 💀

[@dimatadore]

So good 😂

[@jairzinhocroes9699]

😅

[@shane-o-matic]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say pause.

[@Josie.770]

@@shane-o-maticno.

[@MaxineShaw_84]

"They have a kitchen island; they're doing fine." The way I yelped 😭 because this was the ultimate status symbol to me growing up. Especially the ones so big you can't reach the middle. So wealthy you can afford to be impractical. 🤩🤩

[@TheUneducatedTeacher]

Impractical lmbao

[@N0_UNITY]

seriously

[@anope9053]

no but like i agree so hard i subconsciously judge the quality of a home simply by if they have a kitchen island and shit lmaoo

[@P71ScrewHead]

You know you're poor when you don't know what a kitchen island.. I'm poor..lol

[@AaronHarver-dj4yq]

Them extra rich mf’s got the stove built into the island too

[@JaeDooks]

“Imagine a whole family of Jamaican restaurant cashiers” the crowd didn’t bite this was hilarious

[@itstheverve]

right?? because why are they mad that I want to support their business 😭😭😂

[@gonnadanceagain]

Yep! Just visit a Jamaican restaurant, or better yet, take a cruise/vacay & go get something to eat. It's not always a "yeah mon" with a big smile. Those women working the registers can help ya get out of there quick!

[@Tsuki04wolf]

this crowd has not experienced this 🤪🤪

[@OneAgileMoose]

PURE CULTURAL COMEDY RIGHT THERE. (I type in all caps because I'm Jamaican/ trini and that's how I talk)

[@JaeDooks]

@@OneAgileMoose lol I totally get it 🤣

[@leonelcadet3833]

I like the fact he is naturally funny. Yo get homie more screen time. "I am not rich but I can move there and be your king".

[@tyresehollingsworth4031]

He f-ing could too eh know?

[@renoirrandy7241]

​@@tyresehollingsworth4031😂😂 really?

[@orihellcon]

Where was A joke?

[@sarahhudson7108]

I remember watching him on buzzfeed back in the day. I’m so glad to see him crushing here🔥

[@elreydelmundo1343]

I was wondering where I recognized him from.

[@illorenati8286]

The audience did not deserve him😂 this man funny af

[@moniquen.johnson1023]

💯💯💯

[@orihellcon]

Name one joke to get a laugh?

[@FetsumBerhaneDire]

His delivery is really bad

[@absyusuf4932]

I died when he said “Imagine a whole family of Jamaican restaurant cashiers” lool people must have thought its racist if they laugh lool they def didn't deserve bro.

[@AWAS-ps8sr]

sorry he is not!!!!!

[@tae7x]

he's that natural kind of funny/engaging where he lowkey doesn't have to do much but delivers anyways. had the audience super responsive just 2 minutes in

[@MrSan8888]

One time I was ordering takeout from a Jamaican restaurant. I placed my order and the cashier/server started to fill my platter. Without looking up she asked, “Is it a cat?” I had no idea what she was talking about so I asked her what she meant. Still focused on her job she said, “Your shirt.” I looked down and saw a couple stray hairs on me. She was right. I actually have two cats. Still, that shit was cold.

[@yourpalfred]

💀

[@mannuh452]

"Ain't sh*t sweet n*gga!!" 😂😂😂

[@bubblesactivated]

“N*gga had a pool growing up!” I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@girlinterrupted2625]

He’s just naturally amusing. It’s like a random conversation with that one friend that always says funny stuff.

[@ihspider08]

As a black half-Trini who lives in Denver, I approve of this set 👍🏾

[@chadwells7562]

What are you doing there bro do you need help 😂

[@peacelovekindness]

I could not stop looking at how he holds up the mic right to his chin and rests it there LOLOLOLOLOL

[@Microdosingyourvalidation]

😂😂😂😂

[@Deezy_Ankh]

Lavell Crawford did that shit too. It's so funny

[@zachmorgan486]

You rat bastard, now I can't stop focusing on it 😂

[@WxlfmanOfficial]

Perfect set!

[@It-b-Blair]

Consistent levels

[@anarchist_parable]

As a Trinidadian I can confirm that Caribbean people are universally cantankerous 😂

[@latoyaracquel1680]

No lie, I used the word cantankerous in a YT comment earlier today. #random

[@richardkittrell3133]

WORD!!!

[@arri5448]

As a trini I agree too Lmao

[@oldenoughtoknowbetter5824]

as a person who works with the public I find this to be true lol

[@beactivebehappy9894]

cantankerous, George Washington Carver, and Shirley Temple with dimples- 3 new things I learnt today

[@paulmhauer]

The George Washington Carver part was genius

No one’s asking the right questions. Lol

[@MrWillAndersen]

Whole set was fire, but one little issue… George Washington Carver didn’t invent peanut butter. He invented like 100 other peanut-related things, but peanut butter wasn’t one of them.

[@AdamLacy228]

​@MrWillAndersen I was expecting him to say "it's just a joke, I know GWC didn't invent peanut butter."

[@partypartyyeah303]

@@MrWillAndersen yes he did lol the whites tryna change history

[@pesterbotfpv]

I saw another guy on Dont Tell who made a similar joke. It seems like a very talked-about topic or just an easy joke.

[@ejaazramdhanie1750]

watching this from Trinidad on my flip phone

[@MrSunshine669]

Underrated comment

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Ok this was witty AF! I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity just so I can power wash my booty hole in peace! 😂😂😂😂

[@quincydavaughn]

💀💀💀💀💀💀wut

[@alexricky87]

Yeah that wasn't funny

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

@@alexricky87 I spit out my drink laughing and almost choked 🤣😅💀

[@BigMan-oz8re]

@@alexricky87you sound a little toxic

[@alexricky87]

@@BigMan-oz8re just because I didn't find a joke funny? Wow🙄

[@Deezy_Ankh]

I wasn't expecting that last one. Halfway into the joke I got it n started dying laughing. Co workers looking at me funny. Yeah, im bringing peanut butter cookies tomorrow bih!! 😂

[@ladyd8028]

😆

[@showtimewuu]

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[@rebornrosess]

his crowd work is so good! i love his train of thought style. so fun.

[@CoCoDaMFJoose]

That incest joke was pure genius 😂😂😂

[@SpinDoc420]

Being adopted, I found incest jokes being the life of family gatherings.. and she was down to help scare the fuck out of the family😂😂😂.

[@liamdoes8580]

Yeah the "the only difference between incest and regular sex is a few too many questions" cracked me up

[@jordanunknown5128]

@@SpinDoc420yoo wtf

[@SpinDoc420]

@@jordanunknown5128 lmao.. WHAT.. don't judge, it was a joke damn, as bad as our parents

[@WhatisAPaladin]

@@SpinDoc420 ive seen your videos on pr0nhub

[@davidgodchilla4413]

his jokes are great, great writing and delivery.

[@odetoend]

This comedy joint has hands down of the best new generation comedians. 🎉

[@cruztastrophe]

I wasn't expecting to find this after watching Guilty Pleasures.

[@pwilliams1814]

Same guilty wh*re same 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@DetroitGTV]

😂😂 Now i'm finna watch Guilty Pleasures.

[@tangomaureen8]

I ran into a clip from this set on instagram WHILE listening to the most recent Guilty Pleasures episode haha

[@OrbGoblin]

Super talented, can't wait to see more of his stuff

[@a.taylor8294]

Thanks for the Carver conspiracy theory! Maybe I'll try to spread it!

[@b.michaelbrown1117]

😂

[@fh9061]

I love how he hypes up audience members instead of putting them down

[@davidlabarr]

That bidet set was so real. It’s so infuriating trying to convince people to use one.

[@j.u.c.o]

Hahaha so true. We did the same, now we just feel gross every time we go anywhere else since almost no one has them.

[@2thelimit]

So true. Best $20 I ever spent.

[@john2g1]

@@2thelimit I don't know dog, that sounds kinda spicy. 💦

[@2thelimit]

@@john2g1 Hahaha. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Not spicy at all, just good old fashion cleaning.

[@mewmew8932]

@@john2g1 it's like powerwashing your dirty ass hairs, so worth it

[@fefe1179]

6:22 Something about the Trigger Warnings make everything 1000x funnier 😂😂😂

[@jhen8900]

😂😂😂😂😂 “That nigga had a pool growing up “ almost made me piss myself

[@BGlasnost]

Great comic, solid jokes and great positive vibes

[@n.ayisha]

funniest thing i've seen in ages! i can definitely relate to the drama of family in the Caribbean. he should talk more about that first-gen experience. there's a lot of comedy potential there. i occasionally have to do cultural translation for my black friends, because they really don't understand how different stuff is when you grow up in a Caribbean-American family.

[@pakde8002]

If it doesn't translate wouldn't it be hard to get a laugh? I didn't get the Jamaican restaurant joke at all because I've never seen a Jamaican restaurant. All I know about Jamaica is they like weed and Bob Marley. Best to have a good repertoire and be able to read the room.

[@kendigjl]

Never heard of this guy, but now I'm a fan.

[@puirYorick]

Happy to watch anyone doing their own material instead of trying to copy some other act that's made it.

[@chriscash7775]

4am in Minnesota and im waking the whole apartment building up laughing so loud😂😂😂😂5 stars my boy🎉

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

In the quarantine I spent so much in clothing from Zara . But it was all worth it because I built a really bomb wardrobe. I love everything in it.

[@wayne6008]

If or when Dave Chappelle decides to retire from stand up I believe this man can carry the torch in the future. Keep perfecting your craft you’re organically hilarious and I wish nothing but the best for you.

[@pakde8002]

That's like saying when Jesus retires. Dave Chappelle isn't working. The GOAT will open a strip club with long titty barefoot hippies and ascend to heaven.

[@voodeux_badeux]

The execution was on point. Very funny!

[@BrandonWaters]

The air! Is literally sweet! 😂😂😂 great set

[@Morehuman-Human]

Such solid comedy. Well done sir

[@jamesresendiz5018]

his timing was hilarious 😂

[@chaseknight6450]

This set was magic, your crowd work flows so smooth

[@cntabron]

He was hilarious! I hope more people see him.

[@ShaquilleBall]

Yo check the scoreboard 🤣🤣🤣

[@maliaann6393]

Garrick!!!! Please do more stand up because I'm a guilty whore who's addicted to stand up comedy and you were fucking great man!!! 🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤

[@aprylb.3718]

You're a what?? ☺☺☺☺

[@Nyafrit]

That escalated quickly but i can relate! More comedy metarial, please! :D

[@aeiou1738]

This comment is so aggressive yet endearing

[@blkophelia]

​@@aprylb.3718it's a podcast under the Try Guys. They discuss movies every Monday, he's one of the hosts

[@aprylb.3718]

@@blkophelia Ok Whew! That explains it then, I was about to do an intervention.. ☺ ♥

[@harlie713]

Yes Garrick!!! This set was fire.

[@MrRomo80]

This set was hilarious 🔥🔥 the audience couldn’t appreciate some of the jokes but the peanut butter pat was hilarious

[@haley.1]

He’s so funny, definitely need to see more!

[@WilliamsPinch]

The See’s Candy factory being right by that target on the way to Baldwin Hills was just a gem of a place 👌🏽

[@dimatadore]

Duuuude he is AWESOME. Effortless delivery. New fave.

[@TT-md7mm]

Yoooo, that peanut butter bit at the end was genius! Def gonna be looking at more of Garrick's work after this! 💯

[@televation]

goddamn this kept getting funnier and funnier as it went on, and it started off great.

[@DeianLightbringer]

Very funny, thanks Garrick.

[@oxiary]

bro this set is solid AF !!

[@solomonlawrence6257]

I lost my shit when he simply said Carver's name so left field🤣🤣

[@ANTHONYTERRELL]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dat Nigga had a pool growing up KILLEDDDD MEEEEEE!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@oxiary]

im so early they havent even added the title yet lmaoo

[@robertwanalo3545]

Facts😂😂

[@therealfish7038]

Bro how you comment 31mins ago and shit is uploaded 29mins ago, the math ain’t matching 😮

[@oxiary]

i am speed

[@AfroMillennialMomma]

The name Garrick was given Caribbean vibes...once he said See'd candy factory it was confirmed!! #LA

[@StevenPGonzalez626]

Yup. I knew it

[@mackstacks8913]

This man is very funny. Creative jokes and excellent delivery.

[@jasonhare8540]

He likes his women like he likes his coffee . Dark and strong 🤣

[@yoursubconscious]

fun fact: In Bangkok, Thailand the mall I work at has bidets on every floor. (Fashion Island)

[@Survivalist-of-war]

This right here is how comedy is supposed to be, close and intement. Love that cashier joke was on point.

[@makesirichards4328]

Haven't seen a flip phone in Trinidad in years 😂😂😂

[@skyboundzoo]

love this dudes flow !!!!!

[@garysimpson752]

That was an amazing set 😮 dudes gonna be a star

[@jessie-ht7bc]

definitely want to see more of him

[@pari2.o]

As a Jamaican raised in LA, bro nailed it 😂

[@neivilde.1242]

it's garrick bernard on all the things!!!

[@moxiebombshell]

I hadn't seen / heard him before, but I'm about to go look him up - that set was fire

[@kayteeriley8550]

Had me in tears instantly

[@Dennicillin]

This set was scrumptious.

[@dkhasar]

Love garrick his comedy is great

[@susanj8158]

This is my first time seeing this comedian. I love him!

[@TheFliegenderZirkus]

First time watching your set. Dude, you are hilarious! Keep it up!!

[@PACIFICBboy]

It’s rare that I actually lol at KZbin standup but he had some funny shit. He has that “your funny friend” vibe where everything he says is funny as hell without him even trying to be funny

[@primcasiha]

Glad you're doing comedy now! You were such a great actor/writer in BuzzFeed.

[@DepressionTalks1]

brilliant comedy!

[@Rauthentic]

I bought one too during a pandemic lol. Best purchase ever.

[@avambi2402]

He killed this one so hilarious!!!

[@Shalondria]

Not Schrödinger!!!!!! What in the entire fuck? I laughed out loud.

[@IdeallyILCA]

This was so good!!! I want to see more from Garrick please!!!

[@heathstory9655]

This dude had me rolling!!! 😂😂😂

[@NoBrainActivity7068]

That last joke was hilarious!

[@jebussbf]

“they have a kitchen island” 😂😂😂😂

[@Jewelzbabiii]

Wow ! Wasn't he from buzzfeed ? He's really good ! Would love to see him get involved with the All Def crew of comics

[@RedDeadMike]

Yeah he was

[@rachelandlila535]

okay hes actually ao good and should be a lot more popular imo

[@Bigbigenergy]

"I just do whatever black women say on Twitter" 😆🤣didn't get the laugh it deserved

[@forrestpatterson6053]

Honestly the crowd slept on a lot of absolutely stellar lines.

[@Apersontrying]

I just don’t get why people feel the need to bring black women in negative things as if they don’t already get bullied in this world because of their race it’s demonic to me people won’t ever do it to any other race just always bash black women and can’t leave them alone without making stuff up about them……

[@flavio-p]

The candid segues had me rolling. It was like something akin to breaking the fourth wall.

[@fahimalwasi]

effortlessly funny

[@Blackcesar7]

He dope i like the way he put his jokes together . Punchlines crazy

[@danacoleman4007]

Great style!! Very funny dude!!!

[@sean640]

This guy is funny af 😂

[@Khadence]

🤣🤣Big up you Garrick and big up Trinidad and Tobago!!! 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 You can find us everywhere!😅😅

[@thespectacle7536]

"She's basically accusing me of wanting to touch kids, like that's not even a black crime." R. Kelly: Hold my piss.

[@westonholmes9503]

my favorite place to find comedians

[@CrownePri]

Aaaaayyyoooo "my favorite snack is salted nuts" is craaaazy😂😂😂😂

[@rBaILeY1421]

Great set! Would love to see more stuff from him!

[@starwolf3020]

This guy is GOOD !!!!!

[@Clicks-Prosper]

I'm a true nerd laughing at "Schroedinger's P#$$¥" 😅😂

[@bobbyboucher8845]

Man you are killing it, keep up the great work !

[@curbstopper5000]

GARRICK!!! I am so happy for him!!

[@dirtyreddgray8275]

Funny as hell