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[@danielthomas7222]

"And then I, and then I... shit." The only reason Robotnik wanted to beat Sonic was so he can take a dump in peace.

[@someguy9227]

Gg

[@blizzard2586]

I was just about to comment about it!

[@mogus6030]

Daniel Thomas XD LOL LOL I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gamer664]

..."tries to take shit...hears creepy robots saying all hail robotnik" god dammit

[@NiniTheGOAT]

who's gonna unclog his toilet then?

[@fanfaretloudest]

Robotnik's plans: 1. Turn all animals into robots. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!

[@dalaxdercrisper957]

4.Pingas

[@ClassicGamers2011]

FanfareT.Loudest Hah! Love the south park reference (Underpants gnomes) Oh and I think I can fill in the blank with one word. PINGAS!

[@genericstickman5967]

5. Turn Mario into a robot

[@DeBOMBs88]

+FanfareT.Loudest Let's go to other universes like fire emblem and turn all of them into robots;)

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

No not Fire Emblem D: That universe is too good to have characters be turned to robots

[@briarmason8737]

I love how having a mustache is a prerequisite for being a bad guy.

[@cjr4444]

I mean is he wrong?

[@westvideo]

I have a mustache

[@childson5897]

Mario has entered the chat

[@irongod1297]

@@childson5897 but hes a plumber

[@felixvvankelramirezperez8608]

Bah Bah BLAKKK Pearlz Ship Angela Mates

[@GlitchyDion]

Now all we need is Bowser finally wins and Ganon finally wins

[@Zeriel00]

I like Bowser the most because I think he just wants Peach to love him lol Gannon is the same old take over the world crap

[@malimaui2802]

+Nepu-Tech USA bowser only wants peach because if he marries her , he could rule the mushroom kingdom

[@Zeriel00]

Mali Rogers Where does it say that? Bowser can rule even without Peach, is not like the Toads have an army :p

[@saxophonechihuahua1548]

+Mali Rogers well if bowser marries peach the chaos heart will spawn and all worlds will end

[@alessandrofarris8998]

Bowser originally kidnapped Peach because she was the only one who could stop the magic spell Bowser used on all the Toads.

[@DanDaFreakinMan]

New to do list: - Turn your planet into a personal robot pet. - Buy everything you can buy - Go terrorize Mario's and other videogames' universe somehow - Get bread

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Don't forget the bread. Bread is important...

[@ravysaini127]

Me is 100 like

[@Earth-Ninja]

But it has to be potato bread

[@Sly88Frye]

Oh don't forget about Pilates

[@bobgatewood5277]

- profit

[@mrbibs350]

If you look closely you can see the dog from Duck Hunt in the audience listening to Eggman's band.

[@jeoytehfex3926]

i saw him

[@ivenstorm]

+MiloMarioPixelBrother oogie boogie is on the left I believe. I think it might be all villains in the audience.

[@seth2901]

+mrbibs350 i was going to say that!! lol

[@teateline9659]

ooooooh I thought it was baby from fnaf. I feel silly now

[@childeater5547]

Found it (in the middle )

[@dennismangino8674]

"Were the animals evil? Am I the hero? Let's see... I'm a scientist, mustache. No, no I'm definitively the bad guy"

[@PickAPocky]

BeastBoy definitely*

[@lordkaijux5262]

Funny how Eggman was originally going to be the protagonist during the concept of his design.

[@LuneWatcher]

*evil scientist

[@lopezanimationinc3419]

*Mad scientist*

[@mitchfletcher2386]

BeastBoy I could see Seth McFarlane doing a reading of this at some point in his Stewie voice.

[@Li8aGun92]

0:24 I know that feel, bro.

[@PluckyStar]

I think we all know that feel from sometime in our lives.

[@benschlaff9203]

Every time I do a math word problem

[@Suptestman]

Real life problems

[@illusion756]

Anytime I complete a game 100% Almost feels like ya lose a part of yourself along with it.

[@wlianetaalfa4377]

My issue sometimes as well xD

[@ElNingyou]

This is exactly what I imagined Robotnik sounding like in 1991.

[@RainbowPowerRangerX]

Still makes more sense than Sonic '06.

[@f89ry7jimmyrivera3]

Of course someone would say that -_-

[@clearspira]

f89ry7 Genaro Rivera True though.

[@Polaricey123]

+SelfAwarePedant Well, if you're gonna set the bar THERE...

[@EarnhardtFanproductions]

XD damn right

[@Ant8Tall]

SelfAwarePedant to true

[@Farscryer0]

I spy, with my little eye, a canine in the front row (center stage) that is supposed to be snatching freshly-shot ducks.

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

lol

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

That is one heck of an eye.

[@psycore600]

I saw that too!

[@leepicbaconman1553]

That was first thing I saw in crowd

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Farscryer0 I'd imagine Demon Eyes would give ya pretty impeccable eye sight.

[@victorfernandes4732]

You know you’re starting to get old when Dorkly parodies start making you think about your life instead of just being fun.

[@AntonioRodriguez-ld8ob]

Es el hecho de los buenos chistes, parte de estos se basa en la realidad

[@jamesm783]

This is, without a doubt Eggman's greatest plan... ever

[@CodesTheOtaku]

james M It makes so much sense now!

[@Webshooters1]

I cannot imagine Robotnik with pants on ever since Sonic For Hire.

[@Stormeko]

Same! XD

[@coolnobodycares]

I had a theory that Dr. Robotnic aka Egg man could of beaten Sonic any time he wanted to, I think what he actually wanted was someone to play with. After all, what was he going to do if he actually won?

[@shyguy85]

bokuno_irl oof

[@brunobrx3599]

First, he would s#!t, then get bread and then make the best orchesthra

[@Wolfric_Rogers]

Exactly, without someone to fight, life gets boring.

[@kacpercicharski4193]

-Sonic mania enters chat-

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

Kacper Cicharski what does that have to do with it?

[@sonicballer31]

Thanks for spoiling the ending to Sonic Forces!

[@SBMBMPSPPS69]

SonicBaller31 tails does die in Sonic Forces

[@me_a_weeb5619]

Home of Shade the Pony, and BM no he dosent

[@TheKstrider]

Christian Flores he dies in terms of usefulness. Still my favorite character though.

[@RiversThePerson]

Extra Ending but from dorkly Idiot

[@christianlahood9279]

SonicBaller31 its a parody

[@TooCooFoYou]

This feels a bit off after seeing Sonic for Hire . - .

[@tunaplayte]

I miss that show so much. But every show has to end.

[@IonaRose]

Silver Hank Except the simpsons......thatll never end

[@glutymaximusy866]

jordanm43444 Or South Park.

[@vau0807]

Silver Hank You persons who were conceived out of wedlock!!!

[@PomLamb]

***** Or Pokemon.

[@Kyoobur9000]

Robotnik's To-Do List: 1) Turn animals into robots 2) PINGAS 3) PINGAS 4) PINGAS 5) PINGAS

[@Kyoobur9000]

***** Pingas!

[@Kyoobur9000]

***** It's never enough. *PINGAS*

[@Kyoobur9000]

***** PINGAS PINGAS *PINGAS*

[@iagree1787]

Kyoobur9000 Hahahaha PINGAS

[@Kyoobur9000]

I Agree PIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAS

[@Zenith_95]

Well, he had a dream and went the distance and then fulfilled his destiny. Good for him, good for you Robotnik.

[@ethancolebarrett]

he did great on the bagpipes, scotland be proud

[@vaatithewindmage6509]

nanai. galician should

[@gottagofastfaster]

Me too. I like listening bagpipes music.

[@michaelsong5555]

Eggman's conflict is indeed what most movie villains don't foresee. "And then what?" is something you'd have to answer. Many villains want immortality (let's say it also gives eternal youth too), but they don't understand that pretty much guarantees that they'll be stranded in entropy for eternity -- terrible move. Destroying the world? They live IN the world (unless they're like Joker, and just want to take everything down with them). Turn people into obedient servants? (such as Darkseid and Ganondorf's motives) That's no different than mindless drones, which is the exact same as Eggman's plan's flaws. Bowser is actually one of the more wise villain, despite seemingly unintelligent. He doesn't want immortality, and he wants the Mushroom Kingdom because of his land lust (he may genuinely believe that this is a good thing, since Bowser's subjects absolutely love him). And he doesn't kill Peach (even though he could at any time), because he likes her (although his way of making her like him is... flawed). Hell, I heard that he even likes Mario and the fights that Mario brings.

[@stripedrajang3571]

Good theories. 😊

[@boneman9751]

I’ve always wanted a scene in a mainline sonic game where robotnik and sonic just talk. Not fight, not insult, no one else around. They just talk. This is the perfect place to fill out their relationship, explain to each other their motivations and why they continue to fight. I imagine this would be after a team up moment to defeat a bigger threat, and sonic is offering robotnik a chance for peace and to end all the fighting. Live happily every after with friends and use his machines to help people. Robotnik turns this down and explains why he keeps going. I think what his character needs, is him stating how much he enjoys the sonic cycle. I can imagine him telling sonic to look at the egg fleet and asking him if it looks more imposing than the last time he’s saw it. Sonic agrees with that and robotnik says that’s why he keeps doing it. He builds massive, great, and complex machines. Each time he does, sonic comes and tears it all down. He builds it back greater and more complex, and when he sees the fruits of his labor, he feels nothing but satisfaction and pride. Then sonic tears it down again. It’s a constant cycle. Sonic keeps pushing eggman, to improve and to grow. The ancient entities, mystical artifacts, ect. Sonic forced him to make himself and his machines better. While he hates sonic, he appreciates sonics impact on his life. He will never back down to sonic or give up, but he’s fine if the cycle goes in forever. Robotnik needs some screen time where he’s not just bumbling around.

[@canary0026]

Ever watch megamind ?

[@michaelsong5555]

@@canary0026 Love that movie.

[@HighFalutinTootin]

Plot twist Robotnik was trying to protect the animals by putting them in robot suits and Sonic is really the bad guy

[@dangurney1042]

"No no. I'm definitely the bad guy." The "6 Times You Were The REAL Villain In Video Games" video suggests otherwise.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

"Did I want to dress the robot animals up in cute little outfits?"

[@pixel6173]

That's disturbing

[@frenchypoel2375]

+pixelking they are robots

[@pixel6173]

what?

[@KillingPeople]

All hail robotnik.

[@kosarugaraboshi9337]

Feedus4 Gah! Shut up!

[@SlapstickGenius23]

0:33 All hail robotnik!

[@awseomgyhero]

The duck hunt dog was in the crowd!

[@boredtodeath6184]

Wow ur only the tenth person to say that

[@boredtodeath6184]

AND your name is The epic gamer another thing is YOUR PROFILE PIC IS MC REFSTONE you are VERY original😂

[@awseomgyhero]

im surprised you are only the second person to make fun of my channel =1

[@boredtodeath6184]

Lol

[@kacpercicharski4193]

Frick he Got robotizised too.

[@zombiefan011]

Stage 1: Turn the Animals into Robots Stage 2: ??? Stage 3: Profit!

[@shadowdoomrobotnik]

Im laughing the crap outta myself and this is 10 years old. FRIGGIN BAGPIPES 🤣🤣🤣

[@SlapstickGenius23]

1:00 All hail robot!

[@StaveBrentski]

Any one notice 1:30 that dam Duck Hunt dog is sittin front and center?

[@theubercannon]

The alternate ending of the entire Sonic series.

[@melhaur]

albert yes in a non-canonical, but not in the actual cannon format since Dr. Eggman has no intentions of turning sonic or any one else into robots but instead to concur the earth and destroy sonic and everyone else, but I’d do understand that your just joking

[@DavidJamesHenry]

That was so beautiful. It brought wee tears to mine eyes.

[@tylersczublewski6166]

now without animals how we gonna get food?

[@Przemko27Z]

1. Kill robot. 2. Kill animal. 3. ??? 4. Profit.

[@tylersczublewski6166]

+NotAssigned wait what's step 3?

[@aapjew18]

Plants.

[@mustafataylan3574]

Insects and plants. Also, GMOs.

[@Przemko27Z]

Turkish Russian Why single out GMOs?

[@mohammadamer7206]

Dam this video is 10 years old and its still good

[@trunks307]

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.

[@juniordelgado9611]

I like when evil bosses finally win they forget what they’re gonna do next

[@theali8oras274]

You know , ruling a planet of AI sounds glorious! Now that he's turned everyone to robots he can go for that

[@talgron]

I think he wanted to create a utopia, at least in sonic adventure 2.

[@maddestmike5791]

I thought in Sonic Adventure 2 he just wanted to threaten people with an orbital death ray, which turned out to be booby trapped.

[@talgron]

He's a complicated man, egg, mental patient.

[@gerisarodriguez3231]

I just thought he wanted to take over the world.

[@adambloodsong3713]

Gerisa Rodriguez same here

[@Cinko420]

Timmy Morrill He made Eggmanland. It was destroyed. What now?

[@michaelsong5555]

Eggman's dilemma is actually a lot common for the bad guys, if you think about it. At least Bowser knows what he wants (land lust, take Peach as trophy, etc).

[@klaypokemoncraft139]

Oh yeah gotta get bread... Lol

[@carultch]

+klaypokemoncraft139 Great! Now I think about this every time I have to buy bread.

[@chasethehuman8465]

He wanted the chaos emeralds so he can play bagpipes. Boy will he be happy when he remembers that first part.

[@Murasane]

He isnt trying ti turn the animals into robots, he uses them to power his machines by imprisoning them in his machines

[@keybladerider1]

yeah i also don't get why he turned sonic into a robot din't he already have metal sonic?

[@TheAwesomotron]

keybladerider1 He's not turning Sonic into a robot to be his enforcer, he's doing it to be rid of Sonic.

[@YoshiLightStar]

I guess this animation is based on satam cartoon where he infact turns them into robots

[@HolsovanUltimate]

Both is true. Depends on what canon you are looking at. If you look at the cartoon and comic he straight up turns them to robots.

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

1:28 Duck Hunt Dog?

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

So, wait a minute. Being a mad scientist wasn't enough to convince Robotnik that he was the bad guy? The mustache was what convinced him!?

[@supertron6039]

_I don't mind living in this world as long as I get front row seats._

[@jasonlauritsen5587]

If you think about it, Robotnic really just gave those poor short lived animals immortality. An occasional repair, some paint touch ups when there's scratches, an replacement on a rusty mouthpiece, ear or foot, and they can all live forever without having to deal with predation any more

[@BrochachoTheBro]

at 1:39 under robotnik, is that duck hunt dog?!?!?!

[@angeldeadman5392]

Yes it is

[@BrochachoTheBro]

Wow...

[@dr.trousers6101]

duck hunt?

[@NunyaBusiness21]

+Dark Riser Zerin If you don't know what duck hunt is, you are too young to be here

[@dr.trousers6101]

+Nunya Business ok soz lol, you could just tell me. I'm guessing you're definitely older than 17

[@memelord0458]

and thus fnaf was born

[@ExternalDialogue]

Woah

[@CoolPlayersVic]

memelord 04 DUDE WHAT THE HECK

[@liammclaughlin3570]

I watched this the day i went on holiday to Scotland.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

aye

[@ethancolebarrett]

Gamer 9 what is that song anyway

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Ethan Barrett aye

[@Conundroy]

Gamer 9 huh, neat

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Just Cyanide aye

[@reisenudongeininaba1048]

I always did wonder what he planned to do after turning everyone into robots....

[@melodyquiroz2173]

1. That 2. PINGAS 3. Build Eggman land 4. $$$ Dolla Dolla bill y'all 5. Fuck bitches get money, his mustache gonna be drownin in pussy!

[@reisenudongeininaba1048]

Melody Quiroz Ah.

[@reisenudongeininaba1048]

Melody Quiroz But they all robotic!

[@melodyquiroz2173]

+Reisen Udongein Inaba .....so?

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

His plan was to have a whole planet of robots at his command and turn Earth/Mobius into Robotropolis/Robotnikland/Eggmanland.

[@dragonbutt]

You know, he actually did it for the planet's resources to make eggmanland. But Dorkly's version of the story is fine too.

[@deiansalazar140]

But why eggmanland?

[@dragonbutt]

​@@deiansalazar140 So, in short, Eggmanland is always portrayed as Robotniks empire or the capitol of his empire. Basically if Eggmanland, in its various forms over the games, is completed, he has won. Its game over. Its why in sonic forces eggmanland is completed and the game starts with him essentially having won. As for why its eggmanland, its a portrayal of his egotistical nature combined with his childish desire to be in charge of everything. Its literally a themepark with his face everywhere in it, that he has total control over. Since its the capitol of his new empire, its extremely fitting that its a theme park of his face lol. Also its worth mentioning that the lore shared between the games and other forms of sonic media is one big grey area, but as ive described its effectively the canon reason until sega outright gives him an end goal beyond "world domination".

[@Shadow-zi8nt]

@@dragonbutt he replied even tho the original comment is 11 years old. I hope you have a great life dude

[@dragonbutt]

@@Shadow-zi8nt I mean ive replied to older. I put some of the first comments on youtube :D

[@victoria_lmao.]

1: turn all animals into robot 2: buy bread 3: Pilates

[@burge117]

I totally agree with the ending, all his actions clearly pointed towards a robotic orchestra as his Endgame!

[@MrTommyg024]

"ALL HAIL ROBOTNIK."

[@LimeLivesMatter]

They Sound Very Sarcastic

[@NightShadow720]

Let's give it up for Dr. Robotnik for making his victory possible!

[@RedPandaXtremeGaming]

0:21 And then I and then i .... shit

[@Kevinfreddo]

All the sketches with robotnik are so funny xD

[@Ocanadaful]

1: turn animals into robots 2: make money 3: acquire bitches

[@datpoyo2499]

Seems Legit

[@UmbrotheUmbreon]

The sad part is this is true. I would totally bet dollars to donuts every idiotic villain would do this. Still better than Bowser though lol

[@indoorin]

I would totally do this, a giant orchestra of robots. It would sound amazing.

[@UmbrotheUmbreon]

I meant forget why they started lol

[@josueorozco612]

Introducing... Robotnic of the wild

[@Lilgamer05]

Robotnik put the animals in robot suits to protect them

[@jacklockrow1919]

anyone else see duck-hunt dog in the audience

[@jacklockrow1919]

nah

[@GottaFistDemAll]

I guess creating Eggman Land was a afterthought later on.

[@sugarfree_]

you can see duck hunt at the end.

[@falafelranger9393]

It all makes sense now.EGGMAN IS IRISH

[@flashfan123campbell8]

Scottish

[@spacethegamer6426]

Matthew Garner He's actually American but that's beside the point xP

[@vaatithewindmage6509]

NO. THAT BGPIPPES IS GALICIAN SO ROBOTNIK

[@cngamemaker]

I love it when a plan comes together

[@henrystickminfan2]

Alternate title: Eggman forgets about eggmanland.

[@zacharybrand8145]

Wow! Nice plan Eggman.

[@dennisritchie149]

Stupid Robonik...the plan is 1. Turn animals into robots 2. ??? 3. Profit

[@pen4502]

4. Pingas

[@themariovoice6673]

+MoonRks 5. More Pingas

[@benmontross4610]

"This makes so much so much sense now" -Dr. Robotnik Or is it Dr. Eggman?

[@ribbit1171]

This is literally me when I buy something that I really want but didn’t need.

[@distancerunner6211]

Me too

[@gaurdianAQ]

Always love this video, although last i checked he wanted to make eggman land/robotnik land. And to rule the world and such, animals were just how he powered his robots.

[@fruitcake5716]

Conex the ledgedog turned into a mean bean machine player robot

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

Fruit Cake you watched meeting metal sonic? Flails the hedgehog is Sonics secret love interest.

[@Silentwaytogo]

Classic Dorkly, been a long time. I miss you..

[@megamike15]

and this is why he wanted to make eggmanland in the 3d games.

[@liamdalemon1525]

come on ... after killing sonic doesn't egman build egmanland?

[@Cinko420]

Liam Carpenter Sonic Unleashed.

[@liamdalemon1525]

and sonic colors and sonic boom and litraly EVERY GAME

[@malikahgentle2546]

Liam Carpenter 😿

[@malikahgentle2546]

A

[@Trojianmaru]

except that's Robotnik, not "Eggman" the dumbest name ever created.

[@thecrimsoncaretaker5506]

When Robotnik didn't realized that his soul purpose was to make his own carnival and claim the planet as his own. He got part of it right I give him probs for this universe.

[@semvermeulen7039]

Funny that Eggman winning turned him neutral

[@captain_hammer]

Only robots can listen to bagpipe music without screaming

[@qubetown195]

1:32 am i the only one who saw the duck hunt dog's silhouette

[@JakeStars]

just saw it

[@tomak2440]

***** Same

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

I did

[@TakiGameplay]

To think this was 10 years ago...so good.

[@creekee1124]

"Yesss!, yesss, this makes so much sense now."

[@TGP_Inc.]

A L L H A I L R O B O T N I K !

[@derekjasper8648]

I love the reason why he wanted to turn the animals into Badniks. 1:25-1:44 that makes me want to replay the whole video. c:

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

Great job, Robotnik, but you forgot to get bread.

[@chriscunningham5442]

This is what Sonic is thinking in his head, "OH NO ROBOTNICK WON AND HE TURNED ME AND TAILS INTO ROBOTS! "

[@brody6917]

The dog from Duck Hunt is in the front row.

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

Then Silver and Blaze travel back in time and kill Sonic. ........ Wait. This plan sucks.

[@ThePhilPlaysMonika]

It's Sonic 06! What did you expect?

[@TheFManInk]

That makes absolutely perfect sense

[@JumboWumbo101]

All hail Plankto- Err I mean Robotnik.

[@davidspring4003]

pretty sure his robots could talk more in the games and tv shows.

[@ColdFuse96]

If you ever win but don't know why you were fighting in the first place, just assume the other guys were evil even if you're obviously supposed to be the bad guy.

[@cam7990]

"You ever get so set on something that you forget why you started?" Can't say I have, but that's a tiny bit deep for this channel

[@Warlady21]

Ok just watched this Did not expect that ending. Bravo!

[@dinahkyle3196]

Is it me or does Robotnik sound like Gonzo from The Muppet Show?

[@wrenbeck3370]

Robotnik sounds like Bert from Big Bang Theory but with a higher piched voice.

[@willhiggins9563]

Did you mean Stewart?

[@wrenbeck3370]

No, Bert.

[@willhiggins9563]

+William Beck Oh, I forgot about bert, sorry.

[@seematahir5970]

Eggman: Why am I doing any of this? Eggmanland: Am I a joke to you?

[@AAA-yy9xq]

This gives me closure.

[@CastChaos]

The first 80 seconds teach that it's about the journey, not the goal. The first 104 seconds teach that Dorkly videos are a must to watch! - Bonus points for using the name Robotnik, not eggman.

[@FlapHedge]

1:35 people get your Zappers there is the Duck Hunt Dog

[@mitchjohnson4714]

I laughed out lout throughout this video. Comic genius!