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@ChapterMasterValrak4 жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind4 жыл бұрын
10/10 content
@daviddickson4124 жыл бұрын
Got Rogal dorn spot on
@helsingS_4 жыл бұрын
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind sir permission to go back in time and warn you of hours
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind4 жыл бұрын
@@helsingS_ don't worry my child all is going as planned. Your time will come.
@helsingS_4 жыл бұрын
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind and what would that be
@cpom50754 жыл бұрын
The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman like children kills me.
@namelessking41464 жыл бұрын
His face says it all.
@bvdemier14 жыл бұрын
"Yes, I believe that Roboute Guilliman uses a stylus."says Kor Phaeron. "He writes; A lot of words , as I have been told"
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
Size matches.
@lewisluna86414 жыл бұрын
That was the best one lol got me laughing that one did. Their glee is palpable even through power armor
@unluckyone16554 жыл бұрын
That one had me dead
@TheHorreK24 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Lorgar having a full body Pillow of the Emperor wouldnt even surprise me
@chaos97314 жыл бұрын
It's so in character. Then the Emperor comes and slaps him on the back of the head, burning the body pillow.
@toothpasteman34004 жыл бұрын
*is everyone oblivious thats CHAOS of course they woulld want the emperor to slap his primarchs*
@joshuagraham57503 жыл бұрын
Tonya Patrick *Loads Bolter* Yes Grand Inquisitor, this comment is heresy. *PURGE*
@carissamace3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY
@toothpasteman34003 жыл бұрын
@@carissamace yes we all know that
@drekbleh70814 жыл бұрын
"What is with your manners? Were you raised by wolves or something?" Leman Russ: " *YES* "
@Watcher-in-the-Dark4 жыл бұрын
No excuse Lion El Jonson started his childhood in the woods of a Death World with massive Chimera like Chaos Beasts roaming them. Even he has better people skills than Leman Russ XD.
@JohnJohnson-jk8hw4 жыл бұрын
HAVE YE NO WULVES!
@ErickGarcia-le8pt4 жыл бұрын
You need to spend more time being raised by wolves because wolves are STRONK
@Hecubart4 жыл бұрын
funny thing is, the Horus Heresy books clearly states, that his wolfbehavior is completly fake :D
@drekbleh70814 жыл бұрын
@@Hecubart lionel:" Stop acting retarded" Leman: " After you stop acting autistic. Wait you're not acting are you?" " >:[ " " :D "
@kingbrit45833 жыл бұрын
I love how even the nerdiest of primarchs, Magnus-the-totally-innocent, is still ripped to the point of absurdity.
@d4rk5t4r22 жыл бұрын
I mean Magnus can shapeshift, right? He can essentially appear anyway he wants
@S3verusMyG2 жыл бұрын
Magnus-the-kind-of-innocent*
@kingbrit45832 жыл бұрын
@@S3verusMyG magnus-is-a-dick-but-he-aint-guilty
@oddtomato10492 жыл бұрын
@@S3verusMyG -but-not-really*
@89warden2 жыл бұрын
I blame Erebus.
@LAV-III4 жыл бұрын
The part where guilliman was sighting his own sons book was actually pretty adorable
@Nostroman_Praetor4 жыл бұрын
He needs to reorganize the imperium and his sons all want his autograph
@amandag.61863 жыл бұрын
@@Nostroman_Praetor only his thousand sons, Wait...
@carissamace3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY
@LAV-III3 жыл бұрын
@@carissamace .... at least it wasn’t a rick roll
@stearrow_32453 жыл бұрын
The baby smurfs looked so happy.
@luckiller0194 жыл бұрын
>Alpharius Omegon were just two midgets in one armor I want to believe
@vegasanders77884 жыл бұрын
I can believe since they're supposed to be the around the same height as a regular astartes.
@TheGreatThicc4 жыл бұрын
@@vegasanders7788 same height as a large astartes maybe, but a regular one? They might have been the midgets of the group but they were still big.
@lewisluna86414 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping that would be the case
@lewisluna86414 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatThicc Alpha Legionnaires are bigger than other astartes and their primarchs are smaller than other primarchs. They are close in height to their astartes this is by the Emperor's design the perfect camouflage legion.
@Zekrom2494 жыл бұрын
I mean they are the shortest of the primarchs. But I wouldn't believe they were THAT short!
@Eantas9114 жыл бұрын
it would have been hilarious if the emperor just walked up and slapped Lorgar on the head from the back.
@noaccount44 жыл бұрын
Lorgar immediately swaps the Emperor pillow for four chaos cushions
@luckiller0194 жыл бұрын
I mean, most of theme could be more expend to shove the stereotypical portrait of primarchs >books red by Magnus are shaping mark of Tzeentch instead of pyramid >Ferrus Manus head falls of at the end but he is still lifting >Sanguinius smiles and shows vampire fangs than akwardly hides them >Fulgrims hide his mirror and pulls Blade of the Laer (shaped in slaanesh shape) etc.
@putrefiedprim4 жыл бұрын
I like ya cut g
@LAV-III4 жыл бұрын
Giant Rat damn he praying to me. I like ya cut g (powerclaw to the head)
Magnus is the prime example of “the test is tomorrow” with that pile of books
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
Except he can ace all the exams easy as pie
@RuneMasterKnight4 жыл бұрын
NERRRD!!!! no wonder he was bullied by his brothers. who needs books when you can JACK UP on cybernetics? FLESH IS WEAK! WEEEAK! i say.
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
@@RuneMasterKnight Dont get a-head of yourself. Ferrus learned the hard way. Ferrus never approved his Iron Hands to squandering their strength granted by genseed implantation and intended to stop their attitude. Shame Fulgrim killed him before that happened
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
*NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD*
@palmeraviles72504 жыл бұрын
RuneMasterKnight who needs cybernetics when your dong actually work? Enjoy that erectile dysfunction space marine.
@@deadweightnero1284 tomes later and Magnus still can't find some bitches
@zerosen1972Ай бұрын
"Look at this cookie I found..." ~Evil Choas Man 42,000
@BH_test4 жыл бұрын
In the opening we see Horus: The Loyal One
@voidstrider8014 жыл бұрын
What Horus would have done if he was a wiser man. Remember people, say no to heresy.
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Taistelukalkkuna4 жыл бұрын
@@voidstrider801 Indeed Lord Inquisitor. Heresy - Not even once.
@granite82364 жыл бұрын
ironic
@cgi20024 жыл бұрын
Sad truth is, there was a prediction that was made before the Hersey. If Horus had won, within 200 years the Imperium would have united against chaos, defeated their forces, sealed the eye of terror, likely made peace with the Eldar, and welcomed a new golden age. All because Horus would ha e felt guilty. Remember he wasn't possessed by demons like many of the other fallen Primarchs, just slightly corrupted. That prediction is why the Aplha legion joined the traitors, they were so loyal to the Imperium, that they realised the only way to save it, was first to destroy it. Now though, who knows were their loyalties lie, they could be good, evil or just playing the universes longest game of tag for all we know. That and it's entirely possible no one in the legion knows who is actually in charge, they are after all, all Alpharius.
@Wanys1234 жыл бұрын
Vulkan - makes a peace symbol... Then proceeds to beat Eldar children to death with it.
@snowy_sphinx4 жыл бұрын
Yeah exept for that's not a peace symbol, its the Mercedes-Benz logo 🤦♂️ Major fail on the animators part
@Grandstoryseeker4 жыл бұрын
@@snowy_sphinx does that mean that Vulkan plan on crushing the eldar children with a land speeder
@PumpkinHoard4 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting him to use it as a brand on some knife eared bastard.
@snowy_sphinx4 жыл бұрын
@@Grandstoryseeker nope, just means that most people still can't tell the difference between an international Nuclear Disarmament symbol and a car logo
@IsAcRafT4 жыл бұрын
Well in his defense he and his Legion were doing a campaign along with Conrad Curze and the Night Lords one of the most merciless and sadistic Legions at the time so it Vulcan rather give them a pious death rather than suffering a way more painful death in the hands of the Night Lords.
@newflesh6664 жыл бұрын
You know I never thought of Alpharius & Omegon as just two half sized primarchs in a trench coat before but I don't think I'll be able to ever picture them in any other way now.
@Aden_III4 жыл бұрын
They’re twins my guy
@Aden_III3 жыл бұрын
@Egg T They share a soul. Twins have historically been counted as the same entity in two forms.
@100KGNatty3 жыл бұрын
And here I'm wondering whether who was the legs and who was the head that got decapitated.
@Junglehunter677 Жыл бұрын
This is a lie. The real Alpharius is hidden with a tactical squad in the back of the map not leaving an objective.
@Gasmask_R3X Жыл бұрын
@@Junglehunter677NEVER REVEAL HIM NO MATTER WHAT.
@cant-kb8lm3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Corvus Corax is literally the scientific name of the Common Raven edit: Well, this just got out of hand.
@florians99492 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: he got an ability that prevents people from actually understanding he’s standing right beside them.
@blacktemplar11392 жыл бұрын
Blood ravens :0
@henriquemontalvao8492 Жыл бұрын
Ferrus manus literally means iron hands in latin
@brianjohnson5272 Жыл бұрын
Nevermore
@thewolfbloodwarrior8788 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: GW is sometimes very elaborate with their naming schemes and sometimes just simple
@NoelistAvenger4 жыл бұрын
Regular Space Marine battlecry : "FOR THE EMPEROR !!!" Space Wolves battlecry : "I WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES AND PISS ON YOUR FLOOR !!!"
@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster77153 жыл бұрын
Blood angels: RIP AND EAT!
@Outside853 жыл бұрын
'Daniel! I told you not to let the Space Wolves in the house!'
@AMPMASTER103 жыл бұрын
@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 more the Flesh Tearerers
@kalebb12263 жыл бұрын
@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 it's not a secret if you tell people
@a1z1583 жыл бұрын
@@kalebb1226 it is when no one believes you
@lowbridge40804 жыл бұрын
The lost primarchs be like: Open the door, guys. Dad says we can play with you!
@DeathSithe924 жыл бұрын
Sorry steps sons but you gotta come home, its late and past your bed times.
@TheWarmachine3754 жыл бұрын
You don't exist Malal. Go back to The Retconnian
@joshuamayne67114 жыл бұрын
!!!!HERESY DETECTED!!!! GET THE FLAMER!!!!!
@johnwotek38164 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamayne6711 FIX BAYONET!
@kyodarkness92433 жыл бұрын
Emperor of mankind: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM!
@ernestolorenzobornales1884 жыл бұрын
Using the sound of rotaries to represent the sound of Jaghatai Khan's bike. Is impressive.
@toasteroftheomnissiah13724 жыл бұрын
comeon now i cant unhear that
@pierceprzybyla12754 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I see you to are a man of culture...and are now constantly broke
@CrazyDutchguys4 жыл бұрын
That's not what a rotary sounds like my friend. That's a clear v8
@sumotacular36814 жыл бұрын
"Jaghatai Khan likes to go fast." -Rogal Dorn
@coolguy100604 жыл бұрын
My dude that was not even remotly a rotary
@BonePapi4 жыл бұрын
This feels like the result of watching too much Majorkill and Text To Speech
@jensgroen73324 жыл бұрын
"And as we all know, angron should have been aborted" gets me every time
@Wanys1234 жыл бұрын
So it's pretty much canon...as aussie hentai boi and bruva the remembrancer are pretty much the lore creators of the Memehammer 40k.
@memesterjohnson14024 жыл бұрын
@@Wanys123 true
@kevski_0214 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell 😅😂
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
Jens Groen He should’ve been, but Erebus should’ve been double aborted
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
Video: "Sanguinius; The Perfect One." Me: "You better do my precious angel justice, or else... Video: "0:43" Me: *eyes turn into hearts" "He is... so majestic..."
@Taistelukalkkuna4 жыл бұрын
Our Glorious Hawkboy.
@unnamed16134 жыл бұрын
I expected horus rushing in with his sword.
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
I’m not a blood angel because of the whole Black Rage thing but! I sure wouldn’t turn down Sanguinius.
@Equinox21494 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfist2304 Yeah they have a few drawbacks including the "Red Thrist" but they are a pretty powerful legion.
@Petforces4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm Perfect.... Perfection lies in the hands of Fulgrim!
@loganb70593 жыл бұрын
The fact that Alpharius and Omegon are standing on top of each other in a trench coat killed me.
@VA_Nightshade Жыл бұрын
It wither inplies they the primarch equivilent of dwarves, or that is really big trench coat.
@gellerthorvath47214 жыл бұрын
AT LONG LAST THE SAINT IS BACK, ALL HAIL THE SAINT
@jessicamanns2404 жыл бұрын
BERN IN HOLY FIRE HERUTIC
@themachinegodomnissiah21464 жыл бұрын
Yes
@privatedino32392 жыл бұрын
What
@bipple4588 Жыл бұрын
@@jessicamanns240 saints are literally a thing in the Imperium though?
@nicko09044 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you captured Robu's constant state of "I don't want to be here anymore"
@frostyfoster72672 жыл бұрын
Well I mean when you've been brought back from the dead in the 40k universe you wouldn't want to be here anymore either
@connormclernon262 жыл бұрын
@@frostyfoster7267 I think he would have preferred it if Kitten turned off his life support compared to what happened in canon
@Fourtytwo42424 жыл бұрын
0:00-0:16 and so the Horus Heresy never happened and everyone lived happily ever after the end *Emperor closes book*
@jadak1004 жыл бұрын
But..
@Startbreak124 жыл бұрын
@@jadak100 But? BUT?! *BUUUT* ?!?! You *HERETIC* !
@onomatopoeia34624 жыл бұрын
like that'd ever happen
@Slith3rdLegion3 жыл бұрын
Tzeencht: Hah! As if that will ever happen . _Kicks out Magnus the Red’s left eye_ (Somebody once told me~ )
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
40k universe basically dont exist anymore
@pyropsycho19773 жыл бұрын
The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman is similar to how a little kid would run up to Stan Lee asking him to autograph their favorite Spider-Man comic.
@richardtaillon16164 жыл бұрын
Vulkan: "Let us light the forge. Bring in the eldar children."
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
I don't say that. Makes me sound creepy
@richardtaillon16164 жыл бұрын
@@wesleybradshaw2609 You're not creepy, my Lord. Just like your brother The Lion and his sons never wore black armour >.>
@Master-Bait4 жыл бұрын
wait did vulkan use that peace sign as a branding tool
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
Vulkan after beating Eldari with the symbol: "It will keel."
@austinbutcher81063 жыл бұрын
Not drukari...they enjoy pain
@planetkc4 жыл бұрын
You seem to be missing 2 [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN PURGED]
@mordechaimandel81184 жыл бұрын
What happened to the missing primarchs?
@montyclown2234 жыл бұрын
@@mordechaimandel8118 YOU! *SHHHHH*
@silvertrimhill98444 жыл бұрын
Mordechai Mandel Provide us with your whereabouts and we shall mail them to you The Inquisition XX
@planetkc4 жыл бұрын
@@mordechaimandel8118 You've lured them here! Quick! Run!
@cactusmann55424 жыл бұрын
@@mordechaimandel8118 Malcador, probably.
@Dillpickle19974 жыл бұрын
Just hope Manus doesn't lose his head from all those weights
@meatballgirl31794 жыл бұрын
Someone should really tell him to keep his head in the game
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
No brains, no gains.
@bensagnella7574 жыл бұрын
Why do you hurt me
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
I am currently reading a book where Mortarion offers to help Ferrus with something. He replies "I don't need help! No one can help me!" Fucking subtle.
@saudade78424 жыл бұрын
Too soon...
@bvdemier14 жыл бұрын
"Lion el'Jonson, our beloved primarch grumpy?" Shurly thou jests. He always listens to what we say" -Nemiel
@Watcher-in-the-Dark4 жыл бұрын
OOF to soon.
@BIGBOSS-bu1jt4 жыл бұрын
dont loose your head over the jest nemiel
@blackmonish4 жыл бұрын
I love how Lorgar's shrine to the emporer is a freaking body pillow. Senpai turned him down HARD.
@Outside852 жыл бұрын
'Son... I do not mind your dedication to our cause... but we need to have a word about the body pillow you have of me.'
@teggy1734 Жыл бұрын
"the worst he could say is no"
@korien89762 жыл бұрын
I think the Khan would actually enjoy this. He and Sanguinius seem like the only two Primarchs who can laugh at themselves.
@Uniformtree000 Жыл бұрын
Also probably Roberto, he desperately needs needs some humor.
@justineallandevelos64912 ай бұрын
I remember that bricky video about him discussing all the space marine legions and when he got to the Khan and the White scars he called Khan a roast god😂
@halohalo5054 жыл бұрын
Vulkan is nice as long as you don't stand between him and any Eldar in the vicinity.
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
It doesnt matter where they stand while the world is on fire.
@guardsmenedwin62134 жыл бұрын
Primarch Vulkan, what would you do to Guilliman’s new eldar girlfriend if you were to come back to the modern imperium. Ps. Big fan, heard you give hugs so great they would leave me in a wheelchair.
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
@@guardsmenedwin6213 If my brother Guilliman is happy then she has my blessing to remain as long as she stays loyal to the Emperium and does not try to corrupt my brother. I would hate to extinguish the flame that warms my brother's heart.
@patcatzgames97924 жыл бұрын
@@wesleybradshaw2609 Sorry if I sound heretic, but at least your brother didnt fall in love with a frikin Dark Eldar! Like to be honest, all eldars are rlly shitty, but WTF! The Dark Eldar are the WORSE!
@yousrieasanday33444 жыл бұрын
@@patcatzgames9792 cheers i'll drink to that bro
@Conejoazul20184 жыл бұрын
Primarchs According To The Fandom.
@shanerose39664 жыл бұрын
I mean I'm pretty sure angrons was a very faithful rendition lore wise
@Matihood14 жыл бұрын
That still doesn't explain Lion's armor being green as opposed to black.
@zenoblues77874 жыл бұрын
@@Matihood1 Most people don't pay attention or have not read Horus Heresy and so don't know the Heresy Era Dark Angels wore black armor and only wore green after the Heresy
@Greatkingrat884 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate to the GW baseline of their characters, actually.
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
It's true though.
@0Warpsmith4 жыл бұрын
1:20 Kitten: DORN what you doing? Dorn: i fortyfiset your positions. Kitten: WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
@LAV-III4 жыл бұрын
Dorn: “Because the best offence is a good defence”
@@0Warpsmith Hmmmm hello little kitten, having trouble with your date ??
@0Warpsmith3 жыл бұрын
@@zb33zzn32gv This will be the first and last time I will say this, BUT I'M GLAD YOU ARE HERE !!!
@BeatmasterAC3 жыл бұрын
Dorn: "I am the best fortfier in the Galaxy." Big E: "Damn it Rogal, stop fortifying everything."
@marrvynswillames49754 жыл бұрын
Guilliman can read and absorve the contents of books in seconds, so i only wonder how many books magnus have read in 10 thousand years
@Outside853 жыл бұрын
He's a nightmare to play Trivia Pursuit with.
@Crimson_Sun24862 жыл бұрын
Probably enough to fill Apocrypha from Skyrim twice over
@KamikazeMedias4 жыл бұрын
Inquisition verified the video. Heresy percent in this one: 10%. Safe level.
@fryzeec90544 жыл бұрын
10% heresy is safe to you... BURN THE HERETIC.
@KamikazeMedias4 жыл бұрын
@@fryzeec9054 im an Inquisitor from another sector.
@krzysztofratajski92184 жыл бұрын
10% is equal to "In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world"
@KamikazeMedias4 жыл бұрын
@@krzysztofratajski9218 No no no my friend.... You are so kurwa wrong... 10% is safe.. 0.0001% more and its exterminatus.. We have standards in this sector.
@phucphangiatoan48734 жыл бұрын
You know... They're just running around shooting each other down there... Better lay the Exterminatus... *ALRIGHT, FIRE*
@jesusisherelookbusy4 жыл бұрын
Of course Lorgar has a body pillow of the Emperor.
@synergy88792 жыл бұрын
and it’s standing up
@Ragnarra Жыл бұрын
He made it himself.
@justinm204 жыл бұрын
2:52 The Emperor At Monarchia: "Hey, you can't do that."
@ProjectEkerTest334 жыл бұрын
Sends Guilliman to set the pillow on fire
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectEkerTest33 guilli asks why me Dad why me?
@ProjectEkerTest334 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobi5173 Emperor: Because you're a bit of a wimp when it comes to detroying civilisations. Time to toughen you up
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
Of course he had a body pillow the emperor of course
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectEkerTest33 later after fire dies Guilaman:....WELL. that escalated. Uh...hey lorgar? We good? I did not mean this to happen Lorgar:.... ... yeah im ok. Gman:ok would it help if me and magnus talked with you? Lorgar:nono im fine. Calth Gman:....i hate myself.
@deamonmindgaming20544 жыл бұрын
Vulkan didn't hug everyone in this but he lives *stomp stomp stomp*
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
I will not hug you Deamon spawn... But i will appreciate your thought of me from a distance!
@lianaeliado4 жыл бұрын
@@wesleybradshaw2609 VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
@jadak1004 жыл бұрын
@@lianaeliado corvus corax from afar: DAMNIT!
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
@asmodai68734 жыл бұрын
VULKAN LIVES! STOMP STOMP
@wherebethecrack4 жыл бұрын
3:05 Codex Astartes names that maneuver Steel Rain.
@marcin97324 жыл бұрын
Brother i am pinned here!
@guardianofthetoasters23234 жыл бұрын
Why is it weirdly wholesome seeing those ultramarines line up for a sign for their codex astartes?
@BLUEWOLFJAPAN4 жыл бұрын
Man Roboute looks like he really doesn't want to be there.
@CyberDagger0034 жыл бұрын
There are administrative tasks to be done, and he's wasting his time there signing books.
@Zaranell4 жыл бұрын
Accurate for a lot of what he has to do these days in current lore. Dude does not like organized religion but has to put up with a galaxy-spanning megachurch of people calling him the child of God Himself, and he can't argue with them too much without potentially starting a civil war.
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
@@Zaranell well he doesn't like religion due to his father specifically saying he doesn't wanna be worshiped as a god. What tf do people go ahead and do? Worship him as a god.
@Zekrom2494 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobi5173 Surprised he hasn't punched everyone in the face in his father's sted for that.
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
@@Zekrom249 he can't unless he wants half of the imperium to split due to how much power the imperium's church holds and the inquistion. Only person who can do anything about this is Big E but he is too busy fighting for his life.
@2Eze4me4 жыл бұрын
I loled so hard at magnus, and remembered his other shenanigans at tts
@yeenbaby28914 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehehehahhahahahahaha ok time to yeet you in the warp for knowing what my primarch's shenanigens are *opens up warp and readies to yeet you out* don't worry there is another warp rift going to open just follow the narrow path or you would be molseted by fourteen gay daemon werewolves and you would be warped into a moon in the periphery sector
@miep39343 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting Corvus to say "I'm hunting hewetics"
@LeviathanSpeaks14694 жыл бұрын
We need a sequel where the Emperor interacts with each of his sons 💀
@aronnootebos8054 жыл бұрын
What about [REDACTED] ? And you also missed [REDACTED].
@aphato27704 жыл бұрын
No the second one is [DATA EXPUNGED]
@Tillal84 жыл бұрын
[DATA EXPUNGED]
@Decrepit_biker4 жыл бұрын
The Inquisition would like to join the chat
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
I think you really mean- *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*
@hisnotsolonely29614 жыл бұрын
GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP NOW BEFORE THEY LAU... *INCOMING CYOCLONIC TORPEDO*
3:30 - "Shhhh. Be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting Worgar."
@rampage75_259 ай бұрын
I imagine, when the emperor and all the primarchs are dead, they will be automatically transported to a private purgatory where they are all toddlers and the emperor is a stressed out single father. And remember: if GW copyclaims this, it is canon.
@alvarodebarrio77184 жыл бұрын
1:25 I'm fortifiying this tower
@Lugia_Blizz4 жыл бұрын
And I shall call this tower... Tower.
@TovarishRopgik4 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
@@Lugia_Blizz That is an appropriate name brother. It is helpful that the name of the building also describes its function.
@Prich3194 жыл бұрын
Even *I* don't know how to get inside this one!
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
@@Prich319 I bet it is very strong.
@Lebjs_2 жыл бұрын
Alpharius and Omegon being to kids in a trenchcoat is so lore accurate and hilarious on so many levels.
@venus13334 жыл бұрын
0:09 and all the Imperium's problems were solved.
@Gamerguy826 Жыл бұрын
The Orks, Tyranids, Eldar and pretty much everyone else: hello there
@tellurius4951 Жыл бұрын
@@Gamerguy826 they can send Bobby G to deal with the Eldar, at least with one of them
@leandrocastello309 Жыл бұрын
@@tellurius4951Let's send Robute Guillermo agains the women and Vulkan for the children. Fulgrim can see how he takes care of the boys...
@ashraffhashrin41964 жыл бұрын
Rogal finish construction Perturabo launched a missle destroying It. Rogal: So u have chosen death. Black Templars:GOGOGOGO! Roboute:Reads codex: It says here brother ur a heretic. Perturabo: Destriys codex: Not anymore... Nearby Smurfs: Gasps >:-O
@mdruffel4 жыл бұрын
All inquisitors in a 1000000000000000 meter radius: YOU HERATIC
@rogeripsen89012 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up
@joe.black-mortem.angelos3 жыл бұрын
Sanguinius: the purest one* Fulgrim: the perfect one* Konrad Curze: the creepy one* Alpharius Omegon: the deceiving one*
@ChaplainPhantasm Жыл бұрын
"The deceiving ones" >Alpharius and Omegon have two Necron Spears Are we SURE the Alpha Legion is not entitled to The Deceiver and just fake being Chaos??
@chipman15894 жыл бұрын
And yet when the duel between the dark angels and space wolves was hosted on macrage, gulliman was stiff and johnson just walked up and hugged him and made him drop his helmet. That moment always gets a laugh out of me
@Watcher-in-the-Dark4 жыл бұрын
In most cases he has been pretty grumpy though. Surviving in the woods on your own as a baby on a death world can do that to a guy haha. Very limited people skills, he tries to be chill though, he tries so hard.
@Charlie-de7xu4 жыл бұрын
Oo, what book is that from? I'd love to read it :)
@LCliffhanger4 жыл бұрын
He isn't always grumpy he's usually just serious, I think it would have been more accurate to call him the serious one. Also he has quite a few instances of not being "grumpy" the big with Gilluiliman was just one.
@joshuakim52404 жыл бұрын
Lion ElJohnson is pretty much that one dude who looks perpetually pissed off, but that's just how his face looks and he's actually a pretty nice guy that's just super awkward at doing things.
@Watcher-in-the-Dark4 жыл бұрын
@@LCliffhanger Serious is certainly more accurate I can agree there totally.
@TheBiscuit5014 жыл бұрын
*pushes up glasses and snorts. Says in annoying voice* Wouldn’t this be 30k?
@tacoblude82084 жыл бұрын
1:22 that is adorable. Look how proud he is. Almost as cute as a imperial fist centurion.
@hearthatbird3 жыл бұрын
It's aDORNable
@annhentaiuser66582 жыл бұрын
Perturabo: No
@belltowersubductions51043 жыл бұрын
The Alpharius/Omegon bit is canon and no-one can change my mind.
@E.K9394 жыл бұрын
I mean what do you get when one of your son's is the Literal god of siege warfare and the other is the God of building fortress. They'r bound to be rival's.
@Outside852 жыл бұрын
The odd thing is that they were supposedly equally good both on the attack and on the defence when it came to sieges, Dorn just had better principles he stuck to while Perturabo was more 'win at any cost'.
@Procket1211 ай бұрын
Perturbato wanted to build like Rogal did.but Dad Emperor wouldn't let him.
@jensgroen73324 жыл бұрын
The emperor's saint has spoiled us with 4 minutes of greatness
@Confucios11183 жыл бұрын
I still love the idea that Vulkan was so good at making weapons they had to make him stop because they were all doomsday devices.
@raffo76114 жыл бұрын
1:15 Will he burn another eldar child with that?
@aphato27704 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
No!
@patcatzgames97924 жыл бұрын
@@wesleybradshaw2609 Well sorry but pple tended to think of that so uhm.....
@dracosol44154 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn: I have finished the construction of this tower. I shall call it..... Tower
@adamflyshotmail4 жыл бұрын
2:06 that is cannon how magnus reads books
@BJRoes3 жыл бұрын
1:38 Isn’t this a great party, I haven’t seen this much love in the room sense Fulgrim discovered himself
@swordbrethrenmordred12303 жыл бұрын
In the Book "Fulgrim", were he gets corrupted, he literaly starts talking to a painting of himself. To be fair a Daemon used it to interact with him, but still.
@toaneo07714 жыл бұрын
What about second and eleventh? Emperor/primarchs: we dont talk about them Me: but- Emperor/primarchs: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THEM!!!!
@Ardias593 жыл бұрын
Astartes fighting Astartes, this would be unprecedented
Primarch Vulkan: The nice one ...not to eldar kids hehehehe
@thedunk37154 жыл бұрын
Vulkan "The Nice One" Literally burned an Eldar child alive, well I mean its the Eldar.
@patcatzgames97924 жыл бұрын
3:50 PREPARE TO BE SCARED MY BROTHERS!
@lamiafamily4 жыл бұрын
Conrad Kurze is like John Cramer from Saw, brutal and crazy
@imperialfist23044 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about the other ones but Rogal is right, though you missed adding razor wire, artillery, trenches, gun lines, bunkers, and others but I’ll let you go on a mulligan
@javierpatag36094 жыл бұрын
Don't forget making it all out of gold, like the Imperial Palace That's why the Emperor made him Praetorian of Terra.
@sixela22683 жыл бұрын
@@javierpatag3609 this is why rogal made it and not perturabo
@ViniSocramSaint4 жыл бұрын
Funny kind of fact: Perturabo is almost the same as portuguese/spanish "perturbado", meaning disturbed.
@mpcrauzer3 жыл бұрын
Thats explain a lot
@lswbrickmaster3 жыл бұрын
1:53 killed me
@oompalumpus6994 жыл бұрын
I love your art style and how you deliver humor without relying on dialogue.
@darksageasura58052 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this much love in a room since Fulgrim discovered himself.
@vasilijrappana23354 жыл бұрын
If I was the Emperor, I’d be proud seeing Magnus at 2:17 - trains and brawn combined in a perfection. It’s a pity that he actually did something wrong.
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and not to mention hes an emperor level psyker
@Gasmask_R3X Жыл бұрын
Magnus was, in my opinion, the closest to a mini-emperor, at least in pure, psychic might.
@datengineer21749 ай бұрын
IIRC Wasn't his screw up because he was trying to warn the Emperor about Horus? And then Horus told Leman Russ that the Emperor wanted Horus dead and Prospero burned?
@vasilijrappana23359 ай бұрын
@@datengineer2174 I didn't say he did something wrong intentionally.
@Upiter-hv4ilАй бұрын
my boy is innocent 😭
@freeze28594 жыл бұрын
Now I want an emporer of mankind body pillow
@DoctorDJJones4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't even be a body pillow, if it's primarch sized it'd be as tall as your house
@freeze28594 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorDJJones Even better
@fearonpenneth3 жыл бұрын
What you didn't get your standard issued body pillow of the Emperor?
@Hammer_Of_Olympia4 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely brilliant. I swear this channel just keeps producing gold
@ItsTheKerminator4 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it that we had footage of the Primarch for the Blood Ravens. Rumor also has it that they stole the footage as well.
@Outside853 жыл бұрын
Aren't they supposed to be one of the successor chapters of the Blood Angels?
@blam3203 жыл бұрын
@@Outside85 They don't suffer from the Red Thirst or Black Rage; they also have an abnormally active Psychic gene. Current speculation says they're a Loyalist descendent of the Thousand Sons legion (I know at least one person put forth an argument and evidence for them being Loyalist Word Bearers successors).
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
@@blam320 wait i thought thos cant be cured?
@blam3203 жыл бұрын
@@jeffthemercenary They can't. Hence why nobody speculates that the Blood Ravens are descended from the Blood Angels.
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
@@blam320 also if im not wrong Lamenters also had that cured
@ConverseCobain4 жыл бұрын
The one about Leman Russ must have been made by Magnus
@461Dragonman4 жыл бұрын
Why does Lorgar have a dakimakura of his own father.
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
Don't y-......yea. weird. 😶
@aphato27704 жыл бұрын
That you used the word dakimakura makes you a person. I have never heard of a body pillow being called that
@Startbreak124 жыл бұрын
Dude has some severe, & slightly religion based, daddy issues I'd say his backstory is a weird one, but...
@DTSephiroth3 жыл бұрын
@@Startbreak12 Lorgar is basically true evil in 40k. #blamelorgar
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
@@DTSephiroth arent Lorgar who made Horus more evil?
@alastor-yw7og4 жыл бұрын
0:28 dose leman want a bone, who's a good boy, who's a good boy, yes you are
@toasteroftheomnissiah13724 жыл бұрын
with the 2 other animations its the holy trinity yay
@KrimzonFlygon13 жыл бұрын
3:58 I knew it: Abaddon is actually Alpharius!
@M22_locust311 ай бұрын
NO I AM ALPHARIUS
@pandorasangel2747Ай бұрын
I'M ALPHARIUS!
@scorpionvenom273 күн бұрын
I'm sorry but I AM Alpharius here.
@TreewwwyYzzerdd3 жыл бұрын
Guilliman is basically Michael Bluth, the only normal one trying to keep everything together lmao
@connormclernon264 жыл бұрын
1:17 Halfway expecting him to brand a Dark Eldar with that
@LAV-III4 жыл бұрын
The dark eldar would probably enjoy that
@wesleybradshaw26094 жыл бұрын
So ill Burn their entire bodies
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
@@LAV-III Probably?
@LAV-III3 жыл бұрын
@@ChaplainPhantasm ok it would most definitely enjoy that
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
@@LAV-III There ya go
@EpicNerd3 жыл бұрын
those little ultramarines getting their codex's signed made the video for me xD
@eltonjohntubola32124 жыл бұрын
My Glorious Man-Emperor. Papa Sanguinius really is perfect.
@aidengaming59993 жыл бұрын
0:55 you are weak vulkan, weak
@MISTERTR-rh9mg2 жыл бұрын
Shut your not face brain ghost ferrus you not friend
@swatcccp46734 жыл бұрын
0:40 *inhale* its.... its beautifull. *more inhales* iiiii lllllllove it. *going away* well done
@hydrogenone68664 жыл бұрын
_"Its Magnus's Fault"_
@patricktomblin19984 жыл бұрын
Excuse me you happen to have forgotten the word "Not" just after "it's" but before "Magnus's".... Glory to the 15th
@palmeraviles72504 жыл бұрын
You mean it’s the choir boys fault****
@jadak1004 жыл бұрын
Emperor: "are you siding with chaos now?"
@PL-ex4ql4 жыл бұрын
You did a better job than GW at making Kurze seem actually scary and cool Guilliman should be distracted by Yvraine and her eldar tibbies
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me laugh.
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
Still a bit confused why they woukd write him like that gulli is vey much anti elder, yes he was one of the most rational amongst the primachs but cmon. Him being ok with the elder? Idk man.
@lamiafamily4 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobi5173 He is in love with Yvraine. At least, she could have sat beside him, also signing
@generalkenobi51734 жыл бұрын
@@lamiafamily haha hey thats not canon u heretic
@lamiafamily4 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobi5173 I know, Master Kenobi. Buuuut, she also brought him back to life, which is the reason, he tried to negotiate with her species. And my earlier comment meant, that she could HELP him. When do you think, will be the wedding of them?😉
@horuslupercal12493 жыл бұрын
You can tell me many things. However you cannot tell me the Emperor didn't use "standing next to Mortarion" as a punishment for normal humans.
@fearonpenneth3 жыл бұрын
So he is the Emperor's own Jurgen?
@horuslupercal12493 жыл бұрын
@@fearonpenneth precisely
@sparking0232 жыл бұрын
After watching a lot of Leutin's lore videos and tapping into the kekkery via Alphabrusa and Bricky/DK, I think I can make my own description list. So, the Primarchs (that I know so far) in ten words or less: Alpharius: Sike! Magnus: Big Red Nerd Jagatai: Gotta Go Fast Rogal: Fortifications and Gold Perturabo: neverending Emo Phase Angron: *I'm angy!* Vulkan: You are now friend! Corvus: You Can't C Me Konrad: *I'm Batman* Fulgrim: "B!tch, I'm fabulous!" Sanguinius: the Goodest of Boy Lion: Trust nobody, not even yourself Lorgar: you dense mfker Horus: Mistakes were made Leeman: WOOF WOOF Gimme Booze! Mortarion: "Me Dic Stank" Ferrus Manus: 22 inch pitons! Guilleman: "I'm here to kick butts and do taxes"
@camramaster4 жыл бұрын
Alpharious Omegon is just two normal guys in a trenchcoat!
@BladeLigerV4 жыл бұрын
I always knew Alpharius was two squats in a trenchcoat.
@lumberluc4 жыл бұрын
Magnus the Red looks like the kind of guy you want to have a sit down and chat with. Jaghatai Khan is the one you would find at race tracks, all over the galaxy. (Nice Horsepower sound right there) Lorgar... that's too much fan-boy right there. And would someone, PLEASE, give Mortarion a bath.
@Outside852 жыл бұрын
They tried once... the cholera outbreak killed thousands.
@cpt.bigbrain59544 жыл бұрын
my messed up head cannon says that lorgar had an emperor body pillow. and he kept it after the heresy and he sleeps with it every night.
@B_warhamer40k Жыл бұрын
3:40 el señor de la noche
@RS-bw6kk Жыл бұрын
Ja. Si se capta el meme.
@ultrapibe3141 Жыл бұрын
SOY HOMBRE MITAD ANIMAL
@Rip_Shiba8 ай бұрын
0:30 Why The Wolf Pelt Loincloth Look Like His Peni-💀