Sex And Curry? | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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Twitter: @McInTweet

[@ellasoundy8508]

Can we just appreciate the spotlight person who has to follow Michael around on stage 😂

[@jenniferpiper4293]

For real, that is not an easy act to follow!🤣🤣🤣

[@jrgboy]

That's one thing I hate about him, that fact that he can't keep still, the other is that weird voice...

[@667nine]

Yes

[@rosalindforrester8503]

Yea, and the camera man has to follow him too

[@daviesdavies538]

Watching Michael McIntyre always cheers me up. He can turn the most basic observation into something relatable & hilarious 😂

[@najlasmith8933]

😂😂

[@erikaSE973]

I love his hair a guy his afe to have lovely hair like that very rare these days lol

[@gitelsarah]

You never have to be embarrassed in the phone. Simply say, "I'm sorry, my pen's out of ink. Let me get another one."

[@lordtachocolate3568]

I just thought of the same lmao

[@lbmt_]

Useful! xD

[@live.levi.19]

Then they'll understand as your pen'is out of ink 😏

[@lordtachocolate3568]

I’ve seen all these jokes so many times but I still laugh every time

[@tomnew7922]

This man can somehow segue from not having a pen to the big book in Argos, and it was seamless.

[@danjlp9155]

I can’t wait for his Netflix special

[@Tillyard86]

But why no Netflix noise at the end?

[@mawutojineku]

Same here

[@sarahanderson3131]

Imma be gettin that free trial just for him and cancel after lmao

[@renarich4942]

@@sarahanderson3131 how to get free trial

[@dougalbadger4918]

Michael Gabs you’re a bot aren’t you

[@DodderingOldMan]

We don't have Argos in Australia, but thanks to British stand up routines I know everything about it.

[@TheRebeLLynn]

Oh my! I love this guy! Thank you! I found you during this horrid coronavirus. I unfortunately, cannot go out due to my Sjorgrens and the meds I take for it. But your comedy has given me something to look forward too. So thank you for the brightness you have brought to my world from across the pond.

[@nicolepowell5470]

Why does sjogrens syndrome stop you going out. I have that plus MS and diabetes. Apart from shielding briefly I'm at work, not a criticism just wondered how it's affecting you x

[@TheRebeLLynn]

@@nicolepowell5470 the meds I’m taking knock down my immune system. I’m a health train wreck. I have Crohn’s, Hashimoto’s, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Familial Hyperlipidemia. Because the autoimmune attacked my pancreas before we figured out what was wrong it is basically non functional. So I’m now diabetic too. My MD advised me to be highly cautious of going out before the pandemic, now they advise me to stay home. But I was tired of being cooped up and have started venturing forth. Two years was enough, the Covid is not going to end just mutate and I’ve had enough. I will be cautious but I will not be just existing.

[@zarahghouri4158]

He is always so enthusiastic,this is what Britain needed

[@AndRewUK24]

1972-2020 RIP Argos Catalogue 😭💔

[@luciesneep]

I'm from Holland and still get tears in my eyes of laughing.....(have to translate everything first, but it's worth it)

[@sherparoyale]

I now say “I lied about the pen” because of this! Even if I have a pen 🤣

[@sandimurphy5149]

I'm loving comics from the UK right now.

[@michelemollentz2888]

I just adore him. Watched him in south Africa and he is just super amazing. Watching him, I have never lost my sense of humour 😁😁🥰

[@colinchung3597]

Similarity between sex and curry: they can be hot

[@flowerpot5942]

Lol

[@harryflowerdew5186]

And better when Indian rather than Chinese

[@emilyb1316]

It can also be extremely mild :/

[@aoaoaaoaoao889]

Penis Parker Lmao

[@nasa1985]

Emily B13. Sounds like you’ve had some disappointing experiences.

[@kgales457]

This made my morning even better! Ive been looking for his specials and we finally get onee!!

[@NerdX151]

The passport thing is so true, and even in the age of the smartphone I will still see multiple people (including myself) walk around at the airport with passport and boarding card wrapped up in the booking papers for the flight ticket that was printed out from home, even though they never need to see them at check-in. Sometimes there is an additional paper with the booking details for your hotel as well. I know I can carry all these details on my phone, and I know almost every airport today has wifi. Still, every time I go to a country outside of Europe I decide to add that extra level of stress to the trip LOL.

[@nisannisan9329]

You never know what may happen 😅

[@reikaratnam]

Escapism

[@megans788]

Brilliant as always 🤣🤣

[@Mad9977]

exactly what i needed after a day's work 😂👍

[@BRO77TX]

How is this guy not more well known?? 🤷‍♂️ He should be more famous than a few comedians out there(no need to mention names)

[@Slash1066]

He's well known here in the UK, one of the wealthiest comedians here

[@BRO77TX]

Matt Harding I have no doubt, and deservedly so. But, he should be globally famous...he’s that good!!

[@lynngilman1402]

U make me laugh when I really need it. I’m sure I am not alone!

[@gravyboat2370]

Fantastic observationist

[@bucwhovian8305]

1:19 okay not going to lie, I’ve NEVER thought that!

[@firehorse5206]

The netflix boom boom never fails to give me a hell of a fright cos I forget to turn down the tv remote.

[@LilithsOwn303]

6:17 The guy in the audience, isn't that "Jake" (Angus T. Jones) from "Two and a half man"? - he sure looks like him!

[@stealthattack2209]

LOL

[@Friendship1nmillion]

It *VERY WELL COULD BE* well spotted. Wonder IF Michael MacIntyre noticed?? 🤩🤫👏

[@ananimity7332]

Talented, funny and cute

[@rahmmenon224]

“Horseback riding” 🤣🤣🤣😆😆🙃

[@englishmaninfrance661]

Brilliant :)

[@flyawaytodie]

I must be the only person who keeps a pen next to their home phone for precisely when someone rings?

[@MadeByABumblebee]

You still have a home phone?!

[@chestnutthesquirrel]

Ellaphant I do!

[@carolynlazzell5316]

Hilarious 😂😂

[@michellebolen3892]

I have never heard the curry part but I went over as well and had ppl in my family saying the sex would bring labor on. My GRANDMOTHER literally asked if we were having sex, and at that stage that is the LAST thi g on a women's mind to have o e more then inside her... she just wants to ha e everything OUT of her. My great grandmother (woman in her late 70s) found out we weren't and SENT me to the bedroom upstairs with my husband and said don't come down until I was in labor... when I said that is what got us into that situation she promptly said and that is what will get us out of the situation 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯. Needless to say never looked at my great grandmother the same again rofl.

[@nisannisan9329]

Cool grandma

[@julieenslow5915]

ROFLMAO

[@live.levi.19]

Thug life grandma

[@frightbat208]

September 15th 👍🏻. Looking forward to it 🙂

[@bright-_]

As someone who has no idea what an argos is, I cannot picture what this nightmarish alternate reality store looks like.

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Argos is a chain store that sells things like electric appliances etc. For some odd reason however they don't have their wares on display, instead you walk on and there's this massive book which lists everything they sell. Once you've found what you're looking for you tell the shop assistant and they'll go fetch the item for you from some warehouse round the back.

[@bright-_]

@@diarmuidkuhle8181 what the actual fuck. I could see if it was an online thing maybe but why, why would that be a thing.

[@dianamathew1721]

Something like IKEA I imagine. Lol

[@loungejay8555]

I want to dislike Michael McIntyre because I'm into "edgier" non mainstream comedian's(yeah, I know!)... but I can't. He's a force of nature and credit where its due - he's good.

[@DeeaM33]

he's Seinfeld's English version, with a much more positive vibe!

[@krissee6961]

Except that MM is funny

[@saptakghosh4322]

yes I do it often times

[@50ishsue]

I've done the pen thing!🤭🤦🤣😂

[@oraach]

"Pass ports' never knew.... 😃😂

[@dizzylizzysunflower]

My son had a pencil case full of Argos pens!!!!

[@vinnyvincent2862]

Years old !

[@mburns9983]

Thank goodness I have access to UK humour while living in America where they take themselves so seriously. Try and crack a joke here and they look at you as if you're from a different planet.

[@goaway2803]

The beauty of mobile phones, means no need for a pen. It's saved me many an embarrassing moment. Plus it saves you getting up to look for the pen that's never where you think you left it. My husband left during my labour to have dinner because the voucher was going to run out and he showed up with a rugby ball in the hopes it would be a boy. No wonder we brought up, or it could be due to the domestic violence that came after. Thank you again for another beauty and take care of yourself, Mate

[@toniaevi5952]

Αλήθεια τον αγαπώ.

[@yazzbaser]

Roll on September 15 🙏🎉🎉❤️

[@hummi83]

"ugly, ugly. Get the bags" 😂 😂 😂

[@dianethompson209]

There was a clip about inducing labour where he talks about pineapple and i cant for the life of me find it! I wanted to send it to a friend 😔

[@jesseszombathy9473]

We don’t have anything like what he is describing... “Argos”? Now I wish I could see it.

[@TheAverageCloud]

It’s a store here in England, if you ever visit :)

[@why1itsme]

US used to have Service Merchandise that worked the same way.

[@wto2521]

Nice video☺️

[@tonkatrucks3895]

Passport... I accused hotel staff of losing passport.... 30 minutes later I find it up my sleeve... hehe what a fool I was being so adamant that THEY HAD IT. HEHE

[@lucycallaghan8435]

I have done exactly that with the pen, exactly as he describes ...dunno why

[@personified7888]

Hahaha

[@sammy_kingplayzz7703]

Just lol

[@liamfoley7889]

How are two people first

[@rhondachapman3688]

Haha sex and curry worked for my first baby 💜🇦🇺

[@TrueViralStory]

wah nice

[@LewisCoxall1]

😂

[@andrewfreeman8859]

5:35

[@cisium1184]

I had the same thing when I was a kid, wherein people asked me if I was part Chinese. I had dark straight hair, almond-shaped eyes, and long lashes. But no, I was just Irish.

[@truck_rc]

Hiiii 😎

[@masculinitycoaching]

back in the day when we sat next to each other

[@joeroot6460]

Bawligaaaaand.....

[@evo_is_confused]

Ah yes, two great things that absolutely yes 100% induce labour yes no doubt.

[@julieenslow5915]

The Anomaly 23 Agreed. It's the timing part that is in full question. Hours? Days? Weeks? Dang!

[@irisgallati]

Comment 28....: 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaszalot01]

so cant I

[@matkonikolic3026]

hello

[@jacobdeweil3553]

You should not forget the pen but a notepad as well. Cause when you have a pen but no pad the only place to write someone's number is your hand...

[@jemmaj2919]

This guy has left nothing for other comedians 😆

[@Tillyard86]

1:43 Index?

[@OfficialNube]

It's like a more detailed contents page at the back of the book.

[@Tillyard86]

@@OfficialNube What I mean is there is another chain that's like Argos.

[@afiqrizal9949]

I'm your 126th like

[@gamelux3900]

Idk how it’s only got 116 total likes lol

[@dougalbadger4918]

GameLux I think it’s a bot

[@irisgallati]

How yealous we all are for not having been part of his "Netflix audience" 😅

[@ParhamSalamati]

Always lie about the pen :))

[@dawnbastan2208]

Was this before covid? I'd like to think the audience doesn't always have to social distance...

[@nasa1985]

Do you honesty believe that this show has just happened?! The world is still very much not aloud near each other.

[@dawnbastan2208]

@@nasa1985 yea that was a pretty dimwitted question. I better delete it before i have 2.7k tell me how stupid I am.

[@MsShveta.]

Because nobody’s holding a pen in their hand at all times? The same way you don’t hold a toilet paper on you at all times.. just when you visit the toilet.

[@nearestyoutube]

Argos no longer have pens

[@_aballa_]

"Do you have a pen?" "I have the Argos penCIL!"

[@Veyroniqa]

i can't be the only one who thought he was going to make a racist joke?

[@mini3DD3]

Seriously he is doing are Netflix???

[@fieryfirevivin]

Finally something new besides the trump bashing

[@gamelux3900]

14th Comment

[@tobysellors941]

3rd

[@xhkmt2314]

8th

[@bigozler4262]

Fourth

[@jamesferry5709]

Middle of the road BBC comic

[@Alec59]

6th

[@BullyBoxer]

This guy definitely backs up the analogy that people from that upper middle class background are not funny and don’t make good comedians.

[@tobyallen5224]

🤡🤦‍♂️

[@karencurtis2697]

I am so blonde when the wife wanted to go on the internet..😳I thought he made it so she could not shop 😳then thought half way through the next sentence 🤗pawn 💡yep blonde

[@mattmcguire1577]

And you can't spell porn... :-)

[@karencurtis2697]

Matt McGuire lol 🤣😂🤣you see what I'm up against x

[@Nana-vi4rd]

Don't like Curry.....too spicy. The day my first was due to arrive her father and I went to Disney World in Orland Florida.......I was treated so special by all the employee there. I was secretly hoping to have the first baby born at Disney world. But it didn't happen. She came May 10th, a Friday, just made it for Mother's Day, and won a bet at the construction site where her father worked that I would make it......$500. The best first mother's day ever!

[@sapling1985]

he does look like Chinese...

[@Friendship1nmillion]

Or some type of Asian {cross breed}. For those of you who know about you i'm about to mention {go Google her if you want} I remember Brooke Satchwell said to Bert Newton in an interview once that someone asked her IF she was half Asian. 👨‍💻🦘 🏰🤹‍♂️🥠

[@JayMaxxWell]

There is 13 unlikes, intresting what is the reason, to hit unlike🙃

[@coastlinesound]

first

[@3TAN12E]

First

[@erinmonroe951]

Your actually second

[@ranukumari7497]

I am single girl like me

[@Jimontherun]

I don't get this guy i lost it 30 seconds in can't take anymore.