Drunk Squirrel had too many crabapples

We found this Squirrel in the backyard and thought at first it was hurt but then realized it had one too many fermented crabapples. Sorry about the shaky camera! Had a hard time keeping it steady while laughing. For licensing/usage please contact [e-mail].

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

He's running faster than he has ever run, at least in his head, but the forest has grown to incredible proportions.

[@SOIBand]

Later that night, he called his ex-girlfriend at 3 am to tell her he still loves her

[@desratlinda8639]

Erik Mccreash lol!

[@mrka45123]

Ugh the horror...

[@Raptorman0909]

Later that night, he called his ex squirrel-friend...

[@Onemadgnome-yy1vs]

FACEPALM !

[@silverpurkat]

Honey... baby.... I am so sorry I fucked up.....

[@benetta8275]

🐿️🥂 There's always that one squirrel at the party who doesn't know when to stop!😂🤣

[@BlondieSL]

HEY! It was ONE TIME! Geeze! Can I just forget it now? ROFL 👍😁

[@NudePostingConspiracyTheories]

Yeah - that was always me

[@Palmi63]

Wakes up next morning...”why are my leg muscles so sore?”

[@jffry890]

Bruh. I went out for Ferria in Seville, Spain and got blacked out drunk. Woke up unable to walk from all the dancing I apparently did. Fuck me, that sucked.

[@frankburns8871]

lol. Hope the little guy made it back to whatever hole it calls home to sleep it off in relative warmth.

[@gwendolyngailstenersen4448]

That's the first thing I thought of...I'm afraid of him passing out & freezing to death.

[@whitetiger432]

Why would you feed that wild animal that much fermented fruit knowing it could freeze to death

[@somenomad5332]

@@whitetiger432 if you read the description they didn't feed it anyting it was eating the crab apples off the tree and they were fermented

[@mikef1570]

@@whitetiger432 stupid bastard.

[@ShadowRhapsody81]

@@whitetiger432 No one 'fed' it anything, It was eating the berries out of the tree itself. While there 'are' video's of people obviously going out of their way to get fruit-eating animals drunk, this does happen all the time in the wild naturally.

[@ljnobodyspecial3663]

That's how I run in my dreams when I'm trying to get away from something....

[@pearlyq3560]

LOLOL!!!!!!

[@vaska1999]

😂

[@JoBlo321]

1:30 when you're dreaming and trying to get away from whatever is chasing you and you're moving really fast, but not getting anywhere!

[@fetch_my_laptop1521]

Chip was never the same after Dale died... the only comfort in life he could find was the bottom of the whiskey bottle.

[@cxc4484]

I appreciate this genius. Mainly because of Chip-n-Dale Rescue Rangers. lol

[@nohballs]

"Scientifically Accurate: Chip & Dale"

[@Cyberbrat]

***** I still know them as "Ahörnchen und Behörnchen"; didn't even realize they were renamed in 1991

[@Federico84]

***** in italy Cip & Ciop :)

[@Thunderheart2186]

prolox1 But...those were chipmunks, not squirrels ;)

[@kylezaking]

The squirrel should've brought a designated climber with him to take him home afterwards.

[@mattcullen6109]

ChiralKyle or called uber climb

[@TheShuffle02]

if you said uber it wouldve been funnier

[@czarekaj1098]

Squirrel was fine on the tree, the ground seems to be the problem ( or maybe the slippery snow)

[@chauffeurmarco]

What do you think? More or less them .08

[@czarekaj1098]

@@chauffeurmarco That poor squirrel would fail field sobriety test miserably. IMHO way more than 0.08

[@hdragongirl7628]

Loved squirrel’s backflips climbing the snowy hill. Must be practicing for the Squirrel Olympics.

[@keikairin2038]

I was wondering why my front yard smelt like wine...and why the squirrels were funny. Thank you for explaining it to me. (I too have a crab apple tree in the yard).

[@ronw484]

I've seen squirrels get drunk off of fermenting mulberries in my yard. It's hilarious once you realize what's going on and they're not rabid or sick.

[@nvmffs]

Why would a squirrel be rabid? They're not carnivore

[@ronw484]

@@nvmffs even animals such as cows and horses can and do become rabid if exposed to the virus. Carnivore has nothing to do with it.

[@m0-m0597]

you don't just get rabies by eating meat @@nvmffs

[@dispeaking1]

Eating meat is not the cause of rabies. It requires a bite from an infected animal.

[@tiredofupdates]

@@nvmffs rabies is not a dietary disease and does not necessarily come from eating infected meat, although that is one of the ways animals can get it. it's much more commonly acquired by being bitten by a rabid animal. tissues that have been infected with rabies can seep into the ground and remain infectious for many, many years, so it can also be acquired by things like interacting with soil too close to something that decomposed after having rabies, or drinking from puddles above their remains, animals burrowing too close, etc. it's honestly kind of worrying to hear someone think rabies requires being a carnivore because of how dangerous this disease is. it is extremely contagious and deadly and knows no species barriers. please tell a doctor IMMEDIATELY if you are bitten by an animal that is behaving in a bizarre way, as rabies can lie "dormant" in the body for years, long enough to forget it, before displaying symptoms, and once the symptoms start it's too late for treatment.

[@BinkieMcFartnuggets]

It was all a joke until he invited other squirrels over and the techno music started blaring.

[@teddybetts3254]

I can get into that! 🤘🎵🤘🎵🤘🎵🍸🍹🍺

[@hhds113]

Police Squirrel climbs down: "Sir I'm going to have to take you in for CWI (Climbing while intoxicated)"

[@itsthe1]

"99 apples are here after Fall, 99 apples are heeere. You take one down pass it around...(hic) 82 apples are here after Fall."

[@jogordon1530]

Five hours later he's still in the same spot jumping up and down! This was hilarious!

[@St4ticScratch]

I have a crab apple tree in my front yard, crows like to get drunk off of fermented crab apples too. Happens every year.

[@putteslaintxtbks5166]

Did you get videos?

[@marklaw7185]

Yeah post it

[@PanduPoluan]

You, sir, are running an illegal moonshine operation and must turn yourself in to the Bureau of ATF. LOL

[@rory-crossing5063]

Same, but I have a bear in my neighborhood and it gets drunk of my crabapple tree

[@josie4065]

Y'all gotta post any video you have! I'm sure it's hilarious.

[@diannenaworensky6698]

Now we all know what we look like when we have had a few

[@norgis3299]

You can hear the dog just frothing at the mouth and thinking " I can catch him now. Just let me out!"

[@sherriforeman8953]

So funny !! Hope it found a dry, safe place to sleep it off !! 🐿

[@ANANDALEEMA]

It had a safe place until this nasty human chaced it out of the tree. Really mean. Not funny at all.

[@ritapearl-im3wv]

​​@@ANANDALEEMAAgree.

[@bohdaj]

it might be dangerous for her in the winter, as alcoholic living being can get frozen more easily@@ANANDALEEMA

[@mariannaaslund361]

Not funny!!

[@sherriforeman8953]

Funny the way the squirrel was hopping around is what I meant.

[@stephaniesmith7317]

OMG my sides hurt from laughing so hard. When he looks like he's putting real effort into the "get-away" And is really just bounding in place...

[@littlemissmewtwo]

I legit had tears streaming down my face as I watched this video! This is the first thing that has given me a proper laugh in absolute ages! Absolutely hilarious! XD

[@rebemjem]

Me too!! Omg lmao 😂

[@jamespell8091]

Me too. The poor guy. I was thinking go gather him up and let him sleep it off in the warm house

[@nerifterafrnam4682]

" absolute ages ?? " well God bless then

[@smellyolegoat150]

It was hilarious, but I hope a predator didn't get him while he was drunk.

[@dudleydoright1052]

Probably scare predator off

[@marktwaine9344]

@@dudleydoright1052 or kick its ass...

[@ShadowRhapsody81]

That'd just be nature if it did. Its not like Predator's dont get them when their not drunk *shrugs*

[@russellzakai6798]

@Kevin Boone definitely, I have been using Flixzone for years myself :)

[@TheScientist43]

Yeah me too.

[@anniegreenwind971]

The way the squirrel was trying to get up over that snow hill really got me! 😆

[@basketball1507]

Like climbing a mountain in a mmorpg.

[@adrianjerry7555]

Krakas this made me laugh

[@TimDaCorgi]

And you gotta spam the jump button

[@donolinger6904]

- What is a mmorpg? Seems like it is something to do with a role playing game but who knows. I'd try an urban dictionary but they don't normally have all of the definitions needed.

[@_homewardbound_4149]

Late reply, but it stands for Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. World of Warcraft is the most famous example.

[@alberthendershot3134]

Squirrel's wife asked him "Did you get the nuts on the way home" ???? "No I stop by the crapapple bar and got wasted ..........

[@JeffJones-dl2sm]

I have never seen a drunk squirrel before-LOL! Thanks for posting!

[@Autisticbanmeforbeingdifferent]

Look up drunk animals marula fruit and you’re welcome

[@CBeard849]

That's hilarious!! I bet he had a headache in the morning....but went right back for a second helping!!

[@andrewmcphail1708]

Lol, he was moving faster vertically than horizontally!

[@hankb4615]

I can't watch this clip without the sound track for Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail playing in my head. The scenes where they are riding coconuts through the forest, with the "heroic" music in the background...... Or maybe it's the Bureau of Funny Walks skit.

[@kath5201]

I thought, poor little squirrel. Then I couldn't help laughing at him trying to climb that snowbank! Bounding forwards, while going backwards. And the race back to the tree...I lost it. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@jamespell8091]

Falling backwards too. He got a little frisky contemplating climbing that next tree too. I think it was dawning on him that he had a bit much

[@user-kl8ro2kn8k]

I haven't laughed this hard 🤣 in a long time. My yard squirrels haven't experienced fermented fruits. Hahaaa. Thanks for sharing. 😂😂

[@jeffk1482]

Mine either. Think I want to fix that… 😂

[@pearlyq3560]

@@jeffk1482 Don't do it. You'll kill the animals. You'd end up poisoning them. In nature, they know what they're doing. Birds do it all the time, magpies with fermented mountain ash trees for example. But the squirrel may avoid the tree in the future. Please just let them be, friend.

[@jeffk1482]

I had no intention of it. That’s why I included the laughing & crying emoji. It really was meant as a joke.

[@nina1522]

Scrat finally got to eat the acorn...and look what happened!

[@senranrosemaiden]

😂😂😂😂

[@_Sean420]

I'm dying after this!!

[@Music-City-Mania]

When your “Check Engine” light comes on, but you decide to keep going.

[@jasonwilliams4954]

Poor little dude, imagine the hangover he is going to have in the morning, lmao!

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

I know this was posted 8 years ago and you probably won't respond. But I typed in drunk squirrel and yours was the second hit I laughed so hard I almost peed. I had to watch it again when I showed my husband he died laughing too. I had to make separate play list for this one video. Thank you so much, you don't know how much I really needed that laugh. Hope you and yours doing well.

[@74dartman13]

I lmao as well!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@YeahCalifornia_]

The squirrel is no longer with us.

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

@@YeahCalifornia_ rip sweet squirrel

[@nikiTricoteuse]

So glad l wasn't the only one.

[@K.Spade7902]

​@@YeahCalifornia_ RIP Squirrel 🐿

[@stevehellerud9480]

Take his damn keys from him! He' heading for his truck!! 😑

[@russellbolin8688]

Can am bikes

[@popsicIes]

Can am bikes

[@altitudestudio4120]

Cam am bikes

[@wushitushi3968]

Can am bikes

[@thekursedone760]

😂😂

[@labelledamedumanor4876]

What happens when a Squirrel eats fermented Crabapples? He gets tanked up & does the TIGGER BOUNCE!

[@animerlon]

Now we know how Tigger did it.

[@TangoFighter]

Thanks for making my whole darned day! I'm still laughing. 🤣

[@mienamie4448]

Hoop dat je derin STIKT!!

[@alenahawke475]

That poor squirrel 😮 still had me laughing!❤🐿️🇺🇲

[@julieschultz6363]

0:42 Squirrel: "Some help here!!" Bless its heart--it looks like he's trying to go the wrong way on one of those moving sidewalks or escalators.

[@WildInKY]

😂😂 Yup!

[@mzbreecandice]

Squirrel: *Hops out of the tree * Squirrel: WHOAAA LOOK AT ALL THE COCAINE!!!

[@animerlon]

LMFAO, priceless comment.

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

I'm your 200th liker here & bye.

[@curiousgeorge5992]

Sky coke! Ode to Cheech n Chong😅

[@pearlyq3560]

ROFL!!!!

[@cannedlaughter2535]

He never would have made it home until he decided to run backwards. Someone needs to play this in slow mo and dub in the Chariots of Fire theme.

[@pearlyq3560]

ROFL!!

[@kennethgray2003]

😦 Mr. Mackey says "fermented crabapples are bad. MKAY!"

[@silversliver1592]

Glad to see the little guy got it going finally, hope he makes it home.

[@critterkeeper6446]

I’ve pulled out those dance moves after a drink or two.

[@davereese2859]

He ain't gettin' very far, but he's makin' great time.

[@jacktorrance2633]

😊

[@LionsOfHope-23]

The wholesome laughter just adds to the much-welcome distraction of this video. Thanks 🙏🏼

[@kathybradbury]

Awe...he might freeze to death in the snow! I hope he makes it back up!

[@gwendolyngailstenersen4448]

My thoughts too. He's drunk, can't a human help him stay warm until he sobers up? Doesn't seem hard to catch at this point.

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@gwendolyngailstenersen4448 there’s a disease called rabies

[@johnrettig1880]

Next morning he shows up at the front door w/ ice pack on his head , asking to keep the noise down and a couple of aspirins .

[@user-if8sj1pq6j]

I could watch this all day! Thankyou for sharing this.

[@patriciaathome2719]

Tis funny at first sight. I do sincerely hope these people did NOT let their dog out while the squirrel was so incompassitated and I do hope no other critter got ro him before he sobers up!

[@gwendolyngailstenersen4448]

Exactly, it would have been nice to have known that since he provided so much entertainment, that someone would have had the heart to keep him safe & warm until he sobered up.

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@gwendolyngailstenersen4448 there’s this cool thing called rabies

[@gwendolyngailstenersen4448]

@@thatoneguy9666 Thank you for the education. I looked up rabid squirrels and as I thought, although they may be unbalanced in their gait, they also froth at the mouth & are aggressive. 1 out of 3 ain't bad. Research is a cool thing too. Btw, don't you think the creators of the vid, living in this proximity to them, would know if it were drunk or rabid?

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@gwendolyngailstenersen4448 I never said it wasn’t drunk, I said you shouldn’t touch wild animals that are possibly rabid. You’re just too thick in the skull to understand that

[@grassroot011]

Hee, hee, hee, squirrel says, " there's sumpthin' wrong here." they keep movin' the ground.

[@heidiullrich966]

Damn! It's like watching South Park. You are laughing so hard, but you know you shouldn't 🤣

[@saltrock9642]

Never gets old. 🤣

[@gingerztube]

That was the best laugh I've had in a long time! Thanks Mr. Squirrel :-)

[@OneLastHitB4IGo]

"Where the hell is Bullwinkle when I need him?"

[@jamespell8091]

Holly Wow. Bullwinkle. The walls are crawling.

[@bedazzledangel4669]

"He thinks he's really moving" 😂😂

[@kristinwuori3769]

This just came up on my page and I am wiping away tears from laughing so hard! I absolutely needed to see this at this very moment. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GiggleSnorts]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is the funniest thing I have ever seen, suddenly I don't feel so bad anymore. lol

[@jamespell8091]

Yes. There have been times where I feel very lucky to have had made it through unscathed

[@anns1921]

How could anyone give this a thumb's down? This might be the funniest thing I've seen all year. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sylviasoffgridhawaiianhome8390]

People who are smart enough to know that it could have died from exposure or a predator, that's who. Yes, it was comical but ....

[@TheOmarEnriquez]

The squirrel's gonna be like, "you bastards!" When he sees you uploaded this after he sobers up.

[@benjaminschultz6501]

If he has internut? You bet!

[@kevinjokipii4260]

I hope he didn't wake up with nuts drawn on his forehead.

[@karifeloncik9141]

Now this is quality content!!!!

[@robinhogue2711]

Poor little guy:) He is all hopped up on Crabapples:) Great 👍 funny video, I love squirrels 🐿! LoL 😂🥰💕

[@nomveii5355]

0:40 what it feels like to run away from the demon in your dream

[@malsypright]

"She makes me nervous Dave! I'm afraid to mess up!" "Just act casual"

[@biologychic7292]

This is some of the best nature footage I’ve ever seen 🤣

[@fitnesskitty5582]

🐿️‼️ Could not stop laughing! 😂

[@krishyboystha]

"It is very hard to defeat someone who never gives up" -some random dude

[@majr72]

Mr squirrel gets home mrs. squirrel yells what do you mean getting home half drunk mr.squirrel says ran out of money.

[@foxwood67]

It’s pretty obvious this squirrel is hammered. Made me laugh out loud. Funny af

[@jamespell8091]

Very true. I think that after a point he had begun to realize his present condition.

[@thecrone7964]

1/12/2021 - thank you for posting this - we really need this right now.

[@Jigsaw420666]

Conker's bad fur day

[@sheik6985]

Etrics lol

[@mrka45123]

That game was awesome wonder if I still have it hmmn?

[@lucasnutting8266]

nick j i still got mine in prime condition case and sticker still perfect that game ruined a lot of friendships tho

[@autumnthemasterofjokes2148]

Conker? Isn't that one of the squirrels in the Last Dragon series?

[@engleharddinglefester4285]

Ever been so drunk you feel like the room is spinning?

[@user-ellievator]

Next stop: tomorrow afternoon.

[@edie9330]

Unfortunately yes. After my son was born my husband and I went out for a few drinks when he was 6 mnths old. I hadn't had a drink since my pregnancy so it didn't take much to get me drunk. I remember my best friend was babysitting our son and I was totally drunk when I got home and felt like I was going to get sick. She lifted the lid to our toilet for me to get sick in, and I slammed my face into the porcelain god and bit a hole into my bottom lip from my front tooth hitting the porcelain toilet seat. I was bleeding profusely, getting sick at the same time, it was a NIGHTMARE! My husband had to stay home from work the next morning because I was so sick and hungover, plus I had a fat, swollen bottom lip that hurt like hell. I didn't drink again for over 2 yrs. Worst.Hangover.EVER!!!

[@farrellrouse4820]

OMG!! This made me laugh so hard. Absolutely made my day!

[@ManuelArciniega]

This happens when your friends tell you: *no more man!* Hahahaha, I laughed a lot!

[@EdithBetancourt]

Awwww poor squirrel

[@manbearpig5907]

No squirrels we're harmed in the making of this video ;)

[@DavidRice111]

Here in Texas, we call those 'crabapple' trees~ "bodark" (Bois de arc). The wood is electric yellow when cut, and it makes THE BEST Indian style self bows. In fact the Indians of Okla. & Texas used to trade that wood to the northern tribes because due to it's superior hardness & springiness it made the best short bows for horse-back buffalo hunting. Great video!

[@jonneal7163]

I’m not sure what was funnier, the squirrel or you guys cracking up in the background. I was in tears.

[@deniecedonnafield4749]

That makes him very vulnerable for predators to get him!

[@BrianGay57]

I was going to say, someone help him but then I thought he’s probably a mean drunk.

[@jamespell8091]

I was thinking the same. Get him inside where it's warm.. let him sleep it off. Perhaps he won't freak out too much the next day not remembering the night before.

[@dathyr1]

LOL!!!! That is a cool video. Now I need to find and get some fermented crab apples to feed to my squirrels. Thanks for the great video and take care.

[@davidepool5884]

Up until I was about 17 years old we had a dairy farm. We had a 50 foot tall upright silo that we filled with corn silage in the late summer every year. As the weight of the silage compressed it would squeeze out liquid at the bottom of the silo. We had one cow that would stand at the bottom of the silo and lick up the liquid and get drunk everyday until the liquid eventually stopped flowing.

[@BlondieSL]

But her milk was the most sold in the stores. LOL 👍😁

[@joanmayfield4791]

A friend's chickens would 'hang out at the bar' at the grain co-op across the rr tracks from her farm.

[@jamespell8091]

Here at the recycling center the rats would get drunk from broken beer bottles

[@Rocky_Intertidal]

This is a hawk's dream come true.

[@michelemichele5204]

thankyou for the filmers for seeing the fun and sweetness in this. i could hear the dog at first and was scared you would let the dog out to hurt him...this squirrel was so amazingly cute that i swear as soon as i can i will be planting a crabapple tree. i just love squirrels and would be in heaven watching them drunk. shoot, they are funny as heck when they are not intoxicated!

[@NorthernMouse52]

The squirrel bouncing up and down was funny, and l really hope the furry dude got back to their squirrel house just fine so they could have a good kip and a fry up in the morning! 🐿️

[@jamespell8091]

He finally came out of that tree though. With a little help from gravity

[@rebelbecky276]

Thank you squirrel. That was the best laugh I've had for awhile.

[@maureengriffenham9662]

That is absolutely hilarious!!!! Someone, please, go out and save that poor thing. Hahaha Thank you for sharing.

[@jimmyfortrue3741]

" I was runnin' but I wasn't really runnin' "

[@JOHNSmith-pn6fj]

I can relate it always takes a lot longer to walk home from the bar then it takes to walk to the bar.

[@sammccloud3395]

I used to watch the bees get drunk off our old pear tree...

[@DawgBreff]

I have no idea why this showed up in my recommended list, but I am so glad it did! I had no idea that a squirrel would get itself sozzled! An education and a good giggle, thank you!

[@jamespell8091]

We had a berry tree and the birds would get going on those then fly into the picture window.

[@mikemiller2755]

Thank you so much for posting this. Literally cried from laughing so hard. That's just to funny... needed a good laugh!

[@Vergil_sparda1987]

I like how the squiring keeps landing on its back to get up again to do a funny jump

[@catznjam470]

I remember watching the little animals in my neighbor's yard from my balcony when they would eat fermented figs from her tree 😂👍👍👍👍👍🤣so funny!!

[@james44mag31]

Now that s***'s funny, had to watch it three times LMAO

[@reubenmarchant2229]

I've seen birds drunk on China Berries in the South. Cats would start to sneak up on them and birds were so drunk the cats would just sit up look at them curiously.

[@jamespell8091]

Now that is curiously hilarious!

[@samanthadean1083]

🎵Prancing through the snow, drunk as drunk can be! Hope this will wear off, before I meet a coyote!🎵 I’m dying here!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@shayshay9764]

i cant stop laughing..so adorable

[@trollloloololooo]

the squirrel is broken

[@desratlinda8639]

Dennis Vainio 😢

[@korulet7901]

Have you tried turning it off and on again

[@youdecidewhatmynameis3549]

Have you tried replacing the batteries?

[@samoanfun11]

No, it's stuck on repeat.

[@johnw2026]

@@samoanfun11 I thought it was stuck on shuffle! 😆