Why Men & Women Are Different. Mike Paramore

[@kitty62862]

My husband didn’t have sisters. When I bought our daughter an Easy Bake, it was a revelation to him! Didn’t take long before I had to remind him that it wasn’t his toy 😂😂😂

[@weetbixkid2051]

Lol man, I had a good laugh!

[@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete]

😂🤣

[@aileen2193]

That's actually kind of cute lol

[@ceceliaellis9916]

That's cute!

[@kitty62862]

Glenna Smith In those days, yes. He absolutely was. The comedy was heartwarming.

[@CDJCDJ81]

Actually it IS true. As a retired soldier i would get weighed first thing in the morning before eating and drinking. It’s basically water weight but sometimes its just enough to help. Lol

[@lasentinal]

Yes you reduce your weight when you urinate. But, you actually shed weight when breathing. Carbon dioxide comes out of your lungs and it is by burning the carbon (fat) in your body that you shed weight. ( I don't like to say you lose weight, because when you lose it, it is something that you don't want to find again.)

[@yazajag]

Yes, exactly. Also after going to the bathroom in the morning for #2, will cause a minimal amount of weightloss depending so supposed to check weight after all those morning routine things but before [eating] breakfast.

[@kathyyoung1774]

You weigh less in the morning because you haven’t eaten all night!

[@blaze556922]

Yes, that is common sense...

[@ericanderson8556]

Kathy Young No. it’s only because you lose water.....buy going to the bathroom and evaporation.

[@GiftsbyChosen]

I'm getting Gooder and Gooder everyday😂😂😂😂😂 My GI Joe don't cry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephbrown9685]

No joke, I once had a date that lasted 30 minutes. We were on our way to a restaurant and she was really loud and sarcastic about everything. I mentioned this to her and she was very annoyed, so I asked her if she wanted to end the date, and she said “yes.” I dropped her off and went to buy a video game with the date money. I don’t remember her name, but I remember the game, Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy. Bad date, good game.

[@thinderellaedwards1365]

I had a date that was so bad, I snuck out through the kitchen. I was very happy that we met at the restaurant instead of him picking me up at my home.

[@yazajag]

I had a date with a guy who had aspergers, he kept telling me facts about dogs and dinosaurs and was vwry uncomfortable socially. I care about autistic people and he was not capable of dating or being social and shouldn't have even gone out. We both just parted but no hard feelings. (Pause) 😊

[@jgkj1517]

@@thinderellaedwards1365 Yeah you should always meet out on 1st dates and start off with something lite...like coffee shop...etc.

[@hlengiwezungu8152]

Good for u

[@marvinluster8757]

That was a great game, I want a sequel

[@brrjohnson8131]

I said it outloud "it's true" Then he said, "who said that?"

[@adamstink]

Me too 🤣 Then after he said, "who said that," I said aloud, "It *is* true."

[@NB-ky5ol]

You do weigh less in the morning because you haven’t consumed anything. 100% true and all women know that. I wish all the women there would have backed her up! 😂

[@texasrush0407]

oh wow 1 pound

[@lararomont8348]

As a woman I had no idea. I weigh in once or twice a year. But I also missed out on the easy-bake-oven as a kid so I never bake. :(

[@Cryptonymicus]

@krista DeFelice I always wonder if there would be a human race if the males were not wired to react to the way that females look.

[@ericanderson8556]

N B It isn’t because you haven’t eaten anything. It’s because you go to the bathroom and evaporation. It’s just water weigh.

[@danij1586]

you just haven't pooped it out and pee'd yet. So if you weigh yourself before you do anything else, you weigh the same.

[@allankuria9923]

Being rude to eatery staff is a major deal breaker for me.

[@neghiethervil5606]

That's sexy. Tell me more about your high social standards. I bet you say please and thank you too.

[@allankuria9923]

@@neghiethervil5606 I even throw in an "excuse me" or two for good measure.

[@neghiethervil5606]

@@allankuria9923 Now you're talking dirty!!

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

Neghie Thervil 🤣😂😂🤣

[@zionakinjide650]

yep.. that's how you get your Mcd with extra spit.

[@ohillbilly]

I like that these clips are getting longer.

[@LinMacadilly-vp9nm]

Hillbilly Bob:..look for the comic videos that say FULL VERSION. Sometimes you have to go their website and then you'll see it. (I love longer versions too.)

[@mobid.2084]

He’s a comedian and smarter than a lot of people realize. He sets his jokes up. He knows that if he says that you don’t weigh more at night, someone is going to chime in from the crowd and he’ll be able to create a call and response/audience participation segment. He’s probably said this joke 50 times or more and knows what he’s doing.

[@jadkiss827]

😂😂😂 "Ladies its borderline irresponsible letting a man pick you"

[@Jordan-Ramses]

I never had any luck chasing women, they ran. I'd wait for them to chase me and then run really slow.

[@natepyrius7291]

Scott Humphreys of course they are running you’re chasing them down. They are just scared of what you would if you caught up to them.

[@MakeWay4CJ]

+Scott Humphreys - Yeah well.... there’s chasing and then there’s pursing. "Chasing" is when someone is being pushy and stalkerish like Pepi Le Pew and that’s scary and smart women will run. When you're pursuing someone, you are still moving towards them but in an even pace without looking like you're going to overtake them. You're displaying enough reasonable and sincerity and you're maintaining an a close enough proximity to them to let them know that you're interested yet not so close or so pushy that you're giving them a vibe that suggests that something will go wrong if they let you catch up to them! LOL! So "chasing" gives off fast paced, stalkerish vibes while a steady pursuit gives off masculine vibes (because it shows that he is so sure about what he wants that he's willing to pace himelf). With that being said, when it comes to men letting women chase them, this isn't a good idea because it sends off non masculine beta signals to women, which will only attract desperate, low self esteemed or controlling women who will chose you because they feel that the only way they can have a relationship is through control or begging. They will always view your lack of initiate as a lack of masculinity and a signal that you will relinquish control of anything else in your relationship - which may NOT be the kind of woman or relationship that you're looking for. Just thought you should know. 💯

[@LinneAzalea]

Which is why I 100% hate the whole mentality of women just waiting for men to come up and speak to them 😂 Go and do it yourself girl

[@MakeWay4CJ]

@@LinneAzalea Ok I read your comment and that leads me to ask you this question. When you think of what makes a man masculine, what behavior do you consider to be masculine behavior?

[@kitcat9447]

You really do weigh more at night than in the morning after you've went to the restroom and before you've eaten. Truth 😂

[@haunted_lunchbox]

Yuuuppp

[@lasentinal]

Correct, but, you actually shed weight when breathing. Carbon dioxide comes out of your lungs and it is by burning the carbon (fat) in your body that you shed weight. ( I don't like to say you lose weight, because when you lose it, it is something that you don't want to find again.)

[@BuzzinVideography]

Usually about 12 pounds

[@Actionnelll]

Its also true before and after a womans cycle. Women gain water weight before a cycle.

[@Supersonic]

After you went to the restroom... Thats the key, you poo out the weight. The act of it being morning does not make you any lighter

[@Scavenger82]

"Whatchu wanna get?" I'da been like "out this car, that's what I wanna get.

[@JassielOnt]

Thought the same thing lmao

[@SailorOrbiter]

I thought he was actually gonna say it.

[@MrMadnessHero]

I've been with people like that in cars and so what I would do after they do stuff like this is actually have them Park and I go in and get my own stuff 😁

[@stillwatersfarm8499]

It is true. It’s water weight. We retain water throughout the day.

[@joco7977]

"Uh lady I'm seven" 😂

[@InnannasRainbow]

I had an EZ Bake Oven. I ate so much of the cake batter and frosting, I was too sick to eat the quarter sized cakes.

[@lisac8669]

This guy is hilarious! Never saw him before.

[@woahhalli6364]

“It took six weeks to cook that brownie”. I ducking loooooost it.

[@rubyb7252]

I just got to that part and I actually paused the video to keep laughing about it. Cooking a brownie with a light bulb😂😂😂

[@GiftsbyChosen]

It wasn't done in the middle but it was good though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete]

But it’s TRUE!🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[@lewis3853]

Love that you said “ducking.” 😄

[@kiwibuddy5341]

Had an easy bake oven, can confirm that it took for hecking ever.

[@katwolf897]

"Take the battery out" this guy is funny

[@poot111111]

Wow, he is great! Great material, delivery and crowd work all in one! Bring him back

[@karenpatterson8574]

Never piss off some one preparing your food! 🤢😂

[@father453]

Mike paramore is hilarious. He's getting gooder and gooder every set. I love this one everytime I hear it.

[@09echols]

I weigh 4lbs more at night than in the morning. Of course I'm not going to use my night weight🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[@Rita-23]

I was JUST thinking that. I weighed myself last week: 1 night and the next morning. 4 lbs lighter the next morning.

[@geeladuh]

@@Rita-23 this dude doesn't understand female hormones and the bloating... smh

[@stephaniemccormick8003]

He is a gem!

[@vanessamillwood9710]

I was going to comment on the weighing thing then I realised well you know, he did say he was stupid.

[@BintAlZahraa91]

EXACTLY LOL

[@crusherven]

To his credit, though, his point is accurate--it's not like you have more fat on you at night. If she weighed herself at the same time every night she'd be able to track her weight gains/losses accurately. Lying in bed doesn't make you lose weight... at least, not in the way people care about.

[@that.ll_do_pig]

@@crusherven not exactly. Particularly for women, bloating is typical by the end of the day and can cause significant temporary changes in your weight. The difference day-to-day in nighttime weight is much greater than the difference in day-to-day morning weight. 😉

[@kahliemalexanderelbey4496]

"My G.I. Joe don't cry, You got the wrong toy" 💀😂😂😂😂

[@TheWriterWalker]

But it IS true: Body weight is lighter in the mornings. That has always been the case for me. Always.

[@jt19933]

But it's not significant weight though.

[@TheWriterWalker]

@@jt19933, but it is SOME weight, though. Right?

[@howardmckeown7187]

@@TheWriterWalker take a sh*t, you dumb f**k

[@noexcusestv2027]

She actually was right about weight thing if you on a diet you should weigh yourself at the same time everytime

[@TheJarJarKinks]

This dude is hilarious. Might've just delivered the best standup ever. So relatable, too. I hope he makes it big. Edit: He's actually in my area soon. I gotta go see this guy.

[@Key3de]

I love love how he’s enjoying himself so much doing the routine.

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

I like him! No cussing! Funny!! Great content!!! Awesome ❣❣❣

[@rainbowstarinkentucky]

Ok is it just me or is he unbelievably adorable.

[@aliyarubinstein6587]

Ikr!!

[@joannoriol6444]

It's you.......

[@destree6348]

RAINBOW STAR Music I love guys like this, so manly but such teddy bears! ❤️

[@danan9061]

Yah its just you. If he even googled the weight thing he would know you weight 1-3 lbs less in the morning when you wake up. If thats really the reason he dumped someone he's an idiot. Source: i dumped someone for picking vanilla icecream at the ice cream shop. I know my kind. And to the later commenters, no hes not a cute teddybear. Hes just a chubby guy and that says nothing about his character. Also the way he overtly rated women by thier cuteness and didnt mind staying in a relationship with someone he "hated" because she was cute shows he is mostly into the visual/sexual part of the relationship. This guy isnt looking for long term partners.

[@bmgsimms264]

@@danan9061 oh STFU he funny and it's just jokes

[@siyaneliswashozi6384]

Imagine being the girl at the McD's and hearing "she weren't that cute" 😂

[@VengeanceBG]

Did you listen to the story? She's heard worse. Hell, she said and probably keeps saying muuuuuuuch worse.

[@ashleycnossen3157]

It is true. Women's weight fluctuates throughout the day up to 7 pounds

[@howardmckeown7187]

and?????

[@piqueny8872]

The whole toys for girls and boys so true! My nephew dumb, my niece lawyer in the making and their twins!

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

And you're dumb too.

[@pinksapphire2898]

@@Dirtbag-Hyena As are you.

[@1LordTez]

They’re twins!

[@dekeylamoore4764]

Dang

[@dekeylamoore4764]

Kids dont know how to have fun these days. They just stay on their phones.

[@georges5233]

Dave Chappell in blue streak “he said I was ugly and can’t read good” 😂 he reminded me of that scene

[@riohillman]

LMAO. That’s one if my favorite movies.

[@snail_brain]

Good stand up! I'll look at more of this guy.

[@rfrancoi]

EXCELLENT delivery.

[@judysowell2586]

Good delivery. Decent timing. Great giggle. Thanks! I laughed.

[@brightnessiordza2330]

I love his strategy ,simple and effective

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Lots of comments talking about how the nighttime weight and morning weight are different. /agree But the difference isn't very much. It's not so important what time of day you weigh yourself; more important you're CONSISTENT about what time of day.

[@morganeh2153]

Yeah but you do feel better whey it's 1/2 a kilo less or more though XD

[@vNill]

lol people care more about weighing themselves than the daily grease intake they eat

[@Jkstolz]

I do weigh less in the morning... LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@bradeneve9586]

Who loves DryBar Comedy? ❤️ 👇🏿

[@user-zq1lb3lx4m]

Like begging bozo

[@RedCaio]

You know that upvotes on comments don't do anything, right? So why are you begging for upvotes like that?

[@akumaisreal2090]

i LIKE DryBar Comedy, haven't fallen in love with it so far

[@AxeKick80]

RedCaio now, now. Likes do give people a false sense of accomplishment and self-worth 😂

[@bradeneve9586]

RedCaio This isn’t reddit my dude 😂

[@vaehh.5539]

His face in the thumbnail was what really drew me in 😂

[@lewis3853]

That one was one of the funniest Dry Bar’s I’ve seen! He had me cracking up in the middle of work. Lol

[@G254611]

Brilliantly funny. Never thought of it like that - when I played with my dolls over 50 years ago. Not to mention the - pretending to cook in my beautiful - make believe plastic pots and pans etc. Also as for "Night weight".....ha ha ha.👍🤗😂😅😁👏👏

[@michaelfels4742]

Give this man a Netflix special asap.

[@bobbisue313]

He is hilarious. I would straight up marry this dude. Foreal funny.

[@Hi-hk3vu]

Mgtow

[@couponville1]

He's single, go for it.

[@cricoboy64]

wow I actually did like a small spit take of my coffee on that easy bake oven joke lol I never thought that could actually happen on accident lmao

[@kathykelley7273]

I love this guy....❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victorious_3d]

It's true smh 🤦‍♀️ it's not a lot but you do with less in the morning compared to night

[@LadyAxe13]

This guy is epic. Good timing, pace, charisma and funny as hell!

[@WestleyMonell]

My G.I. Joe don’t cry, you got the wrong toy! lmao

[@shaunaleessnackidies]

LOL! Great job, he's great with the delivery and I love those jokes!

[@commonsensecorner7275]

“Don’t judge me Sir, you didn’t see her!” 😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣 He was spectacular!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Hoonozit]

This is one of them clips that I come back and watch again and again, cracks me up. "Uh Wendys now" "You are not no princess""

[@DustinSilva]

this dude is super funny!!! love his comedy!

[@detoxinglifepodcast]

6.50min all true! Relief to hear a black comment without using racial slurs. Beautiful

[@Adam_Ch739]

This dude's funny , more of him please

[@grammadrm4974]

Oh Mike, you are great! Please come to Tommy T's in Rancho Cordova, Ca. Please!!

[@mcsaevang1]

Gramma DRM Or Punchline in Sacramento,Ca

[@grammadrm4974]

Oh I forgot punchline, yeah!! He's good. Look up Deon Cole. He is so funny!

[@nikkiezzell3713]

When he was talking about weighing less in the morning. I said to my phone that’s true and then a woman in the audience said it too. He told us to shut up lol 😂.

[@BothHands1]

you really do weigh less in the morning, after you've done your business. you don't burn a lot of calories in your sleep, but you do burn some. but the biggest difference is that you're not eating when you're asleep, but your food is still passing through your body. so when you wake up, and get some of that food out of your body, before you eat breakfast, it could make the difference of about a pound. but a pound really isn't really a big deal. and either way, don't you wanna weigh yourself when you're at your heaviest so that after your diet, it looks like you've lost an extra pound? that's encouraging. the point is not to be skinny _before_ your diet, the point is to be skinny _after_ your diet lol

[@nightowl2481]

Voodoo 😈 jk I know you’re right!

[@joymckenziewendt4013]

Danielle Spargo, there can be a 5 pound weight difference between night & morning. Mostly it has to do with how we retain water during the day and the next morning, we have lost that 5 pound water weight

[@lilyroza]

Because weight fluctuates over the course of a day, it's best to weigh at same time of day. For instance, before breakfast every Friday and Monday, and keep records. We usually do weigh less in the morning, because you burn calories just breathing. And if you are dinner at 5 PM, and nothing but water until breakfast, that is probably the longest you've gone without eating, more than 12 hours. So he broke up with a pretty girl for being right. Your loss, Mike Paramore

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Shut up...😂

[@jelatinosa]

For me, I've experienced difference in weight of up to 3lbs from night to morning. It's weird, but it happens

[@ashdluciangurl]

Men and women are polar opposites and it isnt an insult to say men are simple. They really are. Women are complex and that's not better than being simple. Just like being a man isn't better than being a woman or viceversa. We are just different. That's what makes men and women perfect mates. However we don't try to understand the differences that are meant to compliment one another. We prefer to complain about each other and try to make our partner like us. We are different for a reason.

[@user-zq1lb3lx4m]

I'm not simple, Ure simple

[@yazajag]

So very true and well said. 👏🏽👍🏽

[@user-zq1lb3lx4m]

@@yazajag thanks. I tried to keep it down to one sentence.

[@Jaden-up3bg]

I'll identify as a pear

[@itsmidtrib1569]

That’s why it’s better to be with someone more like you in the long run... the whole “opposites attract” doesn’t last long

[@MikeyDL69]

This guy is funny 😄

[@sharonsees5035]

Viva our differences....Variety is the spice of life❤💋❤

[@LIBBEL]

Perfect audience for his style of comedy. He’s hilarious 😆 😂

[@tdubbed_]

Totally is true. What you breath out isn’t weightless.

[@itgetter9]

This guy is funny and smart as hell. Cleveland, represent!!

[@georgianab6890]

Him acting like women are crazy and laughing at then for the weight thing is ridiculous since it is so very true...

[@Just_do_the_thing]

It’s not true in any significant way. Anyone who is trying to begin a weight loss regimen and brings that up deserves to be made fun of.

[@that.ll_do_pig]

@@Just_do_the_thing it is significantly true though; when it comes to tracking for weight loss. Especially for women because we are far more prone to bloating by the end of the day than men are. I can get on the scale tonight and depending on my cycle and my diet my weight, I may be four to five pounds heavier but the next night it might only be two to three pounds heavier because I'm not as bloated. The morning weigh in is far more consistent day to day.

[@Just_do_the_thing]

@@that.ll_do_pig i agree with everything that u said, however there is still a baseline to work with. you may have fluctuation through the day/week/month but if you are losing weight the fluctuations will generally track with that. i would go more into it but to be honest there are a lot more important topics in the world today (i am sure we can agree on that)

[@onenationundergod8]

This guy is funny as hell 🤣 Had me crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@francmittelo6731]

Well, if you are sleeping for 8 hours, that is 8 hrs without food and water. While you sleep, your brain, lungs, heart, and gut organs continue to burn tremendous amounts of sugar. Many people wake hungry and with flatter stomach, because of the long fast our bodies go through while we are sleeping. I don't know this for a fact, but I think it is reasonable to believe that we are lighter in the morning. The same way we are taller in the morning, because our spines are not as compressed after an entire day of being mostly on our feet with gravity pulling us down.

[@derekboyt3383]

"It's borderline irresponsible to let me pick you as my girl." Yep, we have penises and they tell us lies!

[@rkms5606]

Lol

[@thomassmith8314]

Actually it's women who tell us the lies. Our penises just prevent us from hearing it 😂

[@lagroad]

Elliot Hulse advises to rub one out and then ponder her. You ever watch a porn and after you finish youre just disgusted with yourself? Starts all nice with some lesbian porn but somehow finish with an oily pirate midget gangbang.

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

Fetch Quest you have an interesting selection.

[@MakeWay4CJ]

+Fetch Quest - Interesting because that’s what I told my daughter to do (minus the porn-we don’t require direct visualization) before she goes out on a date so that her sexual urges are low and she can better see through what he’s either not saying or the lies he tells to try to sleep with her as early as possible...and it works.

[@mysoutherngardeningjourney]

"I don't think it's your fault." It's not. It's HORMONES! ;)

[@kayleen8037]

Been a fan of mike for a long time and I’m glad to see him on here

[@anthonydavis1434]

Mike is pretty much the best comedian and the nicest dude. Ok hugger.

[@amisam2215]

Thats true... our weight by the end of the day is 1 to two kilos more than in the morning... she was right

[@TheWriterWalker]

Does anyone else see Kevin Bozeman's mannerisms in this guy's routine? Everything from leaning on the microphone stand to making the mike itself wobble. I enjoyed him very much, by the way.

[@carlaaustin7223]

He's good. Hilarious. I enjoyed this. Male/Female humor. I read some of comments and get a clue. It's humor.

[@leahjordan6002]

Awww snap look at my boy Mike! Keep’em laughing!!

[@angelastewart7327]

You're really funny, love your comedy.Mike love the shirt too, you from Cleveland? Me too...best of luck.

[@ErkFX]

I only weigh myself first thing in the morning because you really do weigh less (after using the restroom and before you eat or drink anything)

[@howardmckeown7187]

keep using the rest room, don't eat or drink n e thing, LOL

[@JR-qz3zt]

Dude had me rolling!!!

[@MexRoze5]

True facts. It was a set up all along.Dolls, kitchenettes, pots pans,vacuums and mini miicrowaves, training us lil girls in the kitchen, or to clean while the boys were always playing outside.A true set up.Smh..

[@vNill]

wait isn't all that the toys you all ask for lol

[@heyheyhey40]

He looks like a bigger, older Theo from the Cosby Show.

[@queenruth7777]

I have met people like her so many times. It's crazy this one guy was telling everyone at work how I don't have a driver's licence I was thinking stfu I have never asked for your ride and you don't even know me. Just because you saw me walking don't mean I don't have one.I wouldn't ask for his lift even if I really didn't have one.

[@GodsMan500]

I'm a man and I have found that I absolutely weigh less in the morning, and I'll add that after a shower I am at my lightest.

[@wesspamgod6475]

He wrong about the weight thing. Digestion happens ... wake up poo pee then weigh. It is less on a completely empty stomach and bladder.

[@chelsea6329]

So the weight thing depends on whether you weigh yourself before you use the toilet in the morning, or after...

[@rd4469]

He is hilarious!!

[@thelovelyvalc]

Good job Mike! Very funny

[@kbs8586]

It’s a joke but he’s right about the toys. Very insightful.

[@freejokes2509]

All true...

[@GapofLove]

Omg he's funny ASF 😂😂😂😂 give them doll house lmao

[@bibigabriel6312]

Wait, my weight is smaller in the morning! The difference is about 2-4 pounds, but thats is still a difference!

[@adibatriplea2331]

It is true you weigh 1to 2kg lighter in the morning Some just 200gr to 700gr If you sleep your metabolism starts to kick in Because a body can work better if you do nothing it can concentrate on burning fat

[@anarizmoore]

Ummmm lady I'm SEVEN!!! 😂😂😂

[@kalykalypso]

I have NEVER weighed myself at night lmao

[@dianewillson3261]

Hey... my easy bake turquoise oven was fabulous!!!!!

[@alisthemalice]

Good observation

[@lenaywhitlock4179]

He is tooo funny! 😂

[@BackgroundCharacterB]

Love your set bro =)