Stupid Things People Say That Make No Sense. Don McEnery

Don McEnery is here to tell you all the stupid things people say that make no sense. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Don McEnery talks about dumb sayings that people are constantly saying and talks about getting older. Whether you're someone who hates the phrase "I'm just saying" or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Don McEnery is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@terfalicious]

"More than fair" - golden!

[@whereareweliving9993]

You know he's just saying? I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying. Hope is enough or at least more than fair.

[@hc3282]

More than golden😅

[@gregayala1181]

0

[@btbb3726]

Next level, even.

[@billbruno7163]

The high point

[@DCell1961]

"We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!

[@rossmacintosh5652]

It really was more than fair.

[@marcd1981]

That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.

[@davidroman1654]

@@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that. Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH

[@helgabruin2261]

Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂

[@johnkaimins9998]

This is not funny.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8

[@per619]

Love observational humor. Excellent.

[@mightyluv]

This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.

[@jeankoorndyk994]

M I I I

[@MadScientist267]

You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄 Waste of good oxygen. All of you.

[@smartgenes1]

where?

[@TheEmpressMouse]

That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.

[@mightyluv]

@@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)

[@JonsRegularStuff]

how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up

[@Roughneck26]

lol Life experience is the key.

[@johnmckown1267]

@1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".

[@iowegian7496]

I hear you 😂

[@mikeh.7499]

At 68 and right there with you John.want to ride my motorcycle but.....take care folks

[@yppykya]

How long before you remembered what it was called?

[@KG-VanityInKnickers]

Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅

[@sandspar]

I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.

[@dougwhiley4028]

About getting old - Im 55 yrs old. I recently moved to a small town. A shop keeper asked me if I had any grandchildren. I felt a bit hurt. It made me feel old. Since then, I've noticed how many 14 yr old Mother's there are in this town.

[@annamarielewis7078]

Hahahahaha💝

[@michaelchialastri1088]

Lol 😅

[@M_SC]

I know a family that has 2 generations for every one my family does. They all have teen pregnancies and mine is full of late bloomers

[@dougwhiley4028]

@@M_SC I live in Australia. There isn't much opportunity in this little town. Our government pays single mothers welfare. Some girls see it as their best option to get pregnant as early as possible.

[@scouthale]

He's probably the dad

[@danielv413]

This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold

[@1blastman]

Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.

[@kendallevans4079]

"...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!

[@connieroberts5152]

He’s fantastic!

[@reme001]

Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..

[@rolysantos]

WOW! Spot on. Especially everything about getting old.

[@ryanlema9794]

So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!

[@sparkytuttle2966]

Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.

[@jimbrown5552]

Yes he is

[@kingayy9267]

Same here. Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career. Either way, he's very clever.

[@sandragrant1785]

Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.

[@1blastman]

@@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.

[@hc3282]

Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅

[@kylemurphy597]

I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose

[@rougetrader]

Whoever gave grandpa the mic you owe you as a nation 😂

[@Initwithlove]

I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them : if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂

[@Initwithlove]

@@rougetraderabsolutely Thanks for saying that❤😂

[@1blastman]

@@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.

[@user-uk1by5ev1x]

I tell people “it tastes like lizard” when they ask what lizard tastes like i tell’em “chicken”

[@citizenzero0]

This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!

[@Breeze0911]

Best part, after talent: CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!

[@bjolly8924]

No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.

[@karmasutra4774]

Yep

[@AlCatrraz]

Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....

[@rogertrent9842]

@@AlCatrraz LOL you got that right... FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.

[@shriggs55]

funny and original! Bring him back!

[@trainliker100]

The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."

[@victoriavickery6086]

Brenner was a hoot!

[@factsoverfiction7826]

And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.

[@lindamast2766]

Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone

[@trainliker100]

@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.

[@kathyrice7931]

Man I miss that guy! Loved him!

[@marieaudibert5692]

So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂

[@christineshotton824]

You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.

[@ronstrong9560]

Also... The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..." And... "Look".

[@guitarcomet5]

I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.

[@christineshotton824]

@@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.

[@guitarcomet5]

@@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩

[@christineshotton824]

@@guitarcomet5 You and me both!

[@ciphermatrix]

This guy is really funny, nice relaxed delivery.

[@claudiaweier1153]

First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!

[@psdesert7907]

I also love how the correspondent at the scene is always nodding their heads until they speak 🤣🤣

[@raymondcouture9374]

As Kenny Bania would say: ' That mantis gig is gold Jerry...GOLD!!'

[@roziebaybe1626]

His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅

[@Rabbitzan]

Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂

[@santosmadrigal3702]

People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?

[@Rabbitzan]

@@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..

[@santosmadrigal3702]

@@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?

[@theubercaste]

That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.

[@lyrica2110]

This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂

[@tbillyjoeroth]

Very smooth delivery

[@monicacoyle3760]

Very funny, he's spot on, especially trying to listening to the news and trying to read it the same time

[@dancing_odie]

Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift

[@rossmacintosh5652]

Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?

[@ihaveinsomnia1]

​@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂

[@janishart5128]

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!

[@929mmr]

I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.

[@Magicstockton]

Mantis joke was solid.

[@jayneweaver8695]

Don McEnery is hilarious! Good clean humor, SO fun thank you!

[@nickroberts-xf7oq]

Clean funny humor ! 😂 👏 🏆

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!

[@WeighedWilson]

His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.

[@FrankHerrera-qr1mh]

Original? Nothing in comedy is original.

[@stevekombolis3542]

​@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original. find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"

[@FrankHerrera-qr1mh]

@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.

[@stevekombolis3542]

@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then? Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to

[@davidgroeneveld1382]

Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did. Loved this video!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I also HATE when people over use and misuse the word "LIKE "

[@riverraisin1]

Worse than a mirror is seeing your face on a smart phone.

[@TheSkepticalCynic]

You know you're old when you're afraid to fart! I'm 87 y.o.! Am I afraid to fart? It all Depends!🤔

[@connielindquist924]

Could it accentuate every imperfection any clearer?🥴😂

[@olspanner]

Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!

[@harmonysprogress]

Beautiful!!!!! Still laughing and it's over!!!! 😂😂😂

[@greendotscott5038]

The mattress joke floored me. To obvious! I should have seen it coming!😂👍

[@MrArturhM]

Such a good laughter I got from this excelent comedian.

[@CarlVandenberg]

The leg shake at the end of his "I'm peeing right now" joke was perfect! 😁

[@iCarilloninChrist]

*_So HILARIOUS !!! Love the part about getting older but still being 20 in your head ... keep thinking this will change but it is exactly the way I feel !!!_*

[@christinebeames712]

Hi I’m 78 and feel 40 , I get a terrible shock when I catch sight an old lady in my clothes un expectantly .I’m still suprised that I struggle up the stairs un expectantly

[@iCarilloninChrist]

@@christinebeames712 *_God bless you !_*

[@emremokoko]

Yeah, I'm always surprised by how old my peers look. 🤣

[@SK-tr9ii]

I know, they haven't aged very well.@@emremokoko

[@BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu]

I loved the “standing up”! So real!

[@jimmie200]

This guy is right on target. He's hilarious.

[@johncichon9499]

I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!

[@Strik.9]

Love some clean humor. Respect he can pull it off.

[@TheSleepingonit]

He did get me wondering how you undo a button fly after a few beers, never thought of it because I never bought a pair. He was great

[@ev25zv]

You unbutton the top button like you do with any other pair of jeans, and then "rip" the fly open and the buttons open up. It's actually faster than a zipper fly.

[@christinedcruz7648]

Mr. McEnery, you've taken humour to the next level. 👌👍

[@glemwheatley9425]

Know what I’m saying?

[@hooeetube]

@@glemwheatley9425 It goes without saying 😁

[@Rowebot15]

Wouldn't that be Delirium?

[@d.t.6072]

This entire thread is hilarious. 😂

[@earlgreco8636]

Nice to see a comedian that's actually funny.

[@ObsidianFallen]

By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right

[@mtp4430]

We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved

[@theonlyonebribri]

Wtf

[@michaelevans1690]

I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.

[@mtp4430]

@@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.

[@michaelevans1690]

@mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.

[@EmilyTienne]

Every joke was quite funny, especially with his delivery style. Would like to see more of him.

[@drewschrep]

At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Yeah, I know what you're saying 😂😅😂

[@ilovemybuddythunder]

I've been staying stressed with little bouts of depression here the last few months so it's felt really good to watch this and laugh cause it took my mind off things, thank you don!

[@gracesol9]

whatever takes your mind off things, do that :)

[@Nomadcreations]

Yes Good Comedy takes Ones mind Off Depressions, Anxiety, Stress & Lonliness!

[@eddieboggs8306]

​@@Nomadcreations Laughter is the best medicine.

[@Nomadcreations]

@@eddieboggs8306 So TRUE & NOT Enough Of It :)

[@darkwolf4962]

Laugh to forget, just don't forget to laugh.

[@russellgilbert3453]

I like how this guy thinks! 😂

[@george344]

Keeping up the DryBar standard of shareable humor! Well done!!!

[@andyhuebschmann5616]

He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever! The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂

[@keensoundguy6637]

The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?

[@macforme]

andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.

[@macforme]

@@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....

[@genespell4340]

​@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.

[@macforme]

@@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

This guy is a natural, his style reminded me of Seinfeld 👍🏼

[@riverraisin1]

He was trying to present his comedy like Norm McDonald.

[@Dkriedt]

He wrote for Seinfeld

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

@@Dkriedt wow, I genuinely had no idea! Thanks!

[@latarashamcneil9101]

Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a

[@arturx6965]

This man is a genius of comedy.

[@TheRealDeal130]

He's a natural, I enjoyed the whole sketch.

[@TRICK-OR-TREAT236]

THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF TO REMEMBER ! 😂 🤣 😂

[@anitajones4899]

OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏

[@LoveAcrossAmerica]

We take sleep to the next level 🤣😂

[@Justin-fq7vj]

Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅

[@macforme]

A nice quotation to put a convict at ease, and about to get his sentence...um... terminated.

[@user-kc1te3ie2v]

Still funny after all these years. Great to see you.

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

My sister tried to make “I amn’t” a thing back in the ‘70s. It didn’t work.

[@dixieboy5689]

Hes a champ. Super sharp and super clever. Yes , with age comes wisdom , and in this video, lots of laughs. I loved this set. Solid. Good stuff from this boss.

[@donnamate9238]

Good one....he's very funny

[@randyduncan4004]

He’s Great !! 15 seconds I was doing The coughing laugh , and he got better bc it’s all truth. A true artist.

[@davidhornbeck1470]

The “more than fair” reference is brilliant

[@LAStars-sratS]

Never heard him before, he’s Great! Had me laughing the whole way thru and I’m not a laugher! 💖

[@jamesstafford6543]

Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!

[@stevecastro1325]

Great stuff; it’s funnier because it’s true!

[@trainliker100]

One of my favorites we used to see all the time in TV advertisements is something that came in "a full quart bottle." Is there some other sort of quart. A "partial quart bottle?"

[@DonGoer]

Love his open-minded thoughts and observations. HILARIOUS!!

[@weejim48]

Brilliant and very dry delivery. I have instantly subscribed 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@jewgirl952]

Nearly fell on the floor when he talked about scrolling down on the year of birth, when filling out your date of birth on a form online!!!

[@user-yy4jo9pk2b]

Yes! It’s annoyance is right there with having to scroll down to find your state you live in INSTEAD of just being able to SIMPLY put in 2 little letters.😏😉

[@jimslaugenhaupt3823]

It really felt good to laugh again without worrying about who may be offended! Great work Don! We need more of this!

[@rogerscalf231]

So, you would rather not consider someone else's feelings? Well you're just an a..hole.

[@douglasreeves9938]

I don't worry about anyone being offended. Okay, only family.

[@ev25zv]

Old people could get offended, but they're too old to be WOKE. I'm sure the WOKE police will get around to it, though.

[@raymondcouture9374]

I felt offended. He did not talk about Bud Light. What stand up does not pick on Bud Light, now days ???

[@jimslaugenhaupt3823]

@@raymondcouture9374 True, but it is a DRYBAR. 😉

[@pedmst]

Never heard of this guy but he is😂😂😂

[@Miami7]

You are right about eternally scrolling to pick a date. Why don't they just let us type it in? Millennial programming.

[@commonsensecorner7275]

I love the way he thinks! 😝🤣

[@anngray8224]

Very funny. I needed a laugh. 😂

[@guytero8812]

Nice to hear a comedian that doesn't talk about farting, doesn't swear and doesn't pull faces. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@carlbaumeister3439]

I think I just found my favorite new comedian!

[@charlenefriess2128]

Feeling George Carlin was being channeled here! Love it

[@anjapinkau3737]

Thank you! I really had a good laugh! Several actually. So refreshing!

[@greatgatsby6953]

This is the kind of clean humour I love!

[@Chardonbois]

Great original set from a mature comic. Hilarious!

[@chrissmurray255]

He sure hits the spot for *this* 62 years-old....but the _real_ trouble with the button-fly-manual-dexterity-test, is having to do it more than a dozen times a night!

[@40KoopasWereHere]

"Somebody's coming, somebody's coming - more at 11!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johncoope5971]

How good to hear clever humor

[@BlackieNuff]

This dude just normalized "willn't" for me. I have thought the exact same thing myself, but it's great to get validation.

[@juliansmith4295]

At last, someone else who can't stand the mindless expression, "I'm just saying."

[@guardianangel9517]

SO SICK OF HEARING THAT...

[@bambilotto]

Omg this guy is hilarious!!! I needed this tonight

[@BinaryBard64]

The "why don't eggs taste like chicken" bit got me good, man.

[@ellie5562]

Funny, intelligent and CLEAN!

[@carmonadaggy]

"And I am" 😂😂😂

[@pi-sx3mb]

What a great set! Totally nailed it and kept it clean. Thanks for the laughs!

[@dougboyer5829]

The man is like George Carlin So right on So funny

[@emiliadavis8247]

He's got to make more stand ups!! Sooo funny!!! 😂

[@stevekombolis3542]

I've seen this set before and still watched it again. Partly because I'm 50 and relate to the struggle of standing up too fast and because he's really funny Thank you for the special sir (I added the sir to be annoying 😁)

[@daleshackley1046]

So right on! Especially about getting old! OMG, so true

[@GaryALucas]

The new Andy Rooney :)

[@rbk7876]

"Dont you just hate that " 😅

[@guitarcomet5]

My most hated saying/phrase is “It is what it is.” Basically what that means is, you’re admitting that you’re wrong or that the truth makes you guilty, but you absolve yourself of responsibility by saying you had little or no control or choice in the matter (when you actually did). It’s a cop out.

[@christinebeames712]

Oh my I. So glad 8m not the only one that gets driven mad when I hear this , you are right it is a cop out , x

[@philipbruton6561]

Me too!

[@lindymcbroom953]

@@philipbruton6561 I HATE IT TOO!

[@Warped1369]

But, with all things considered as to your insight, in the end, ....it is what it is. =O) xD (The one that I hate most is when someone says, "Spot on", especially when they don't have a British accent (but, even a little then, too).

[@guitarcomet5]

@@Warped1369 ..”Spot On!” 🤓 (said with a fake English accent)