Don't Eat Too Many Veggies. Jeremy Nunes - Full Special

Don't eat too many veggies, or you might end up really tall like Jeremy Nunes, or at least thats what his son thinks! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Jeremy Nunes breaks down the joys of being a dad, being really tall, and running for public office. Whether you are a fan of tall people or eating your vegetables this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jeremy Nunes is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@annebruecks7381]

When I was a kid, my Dad would always say, ‘you’re closer to the ground, pick up the (whatever item)’ 😂🤣

[@Parmesana]

My son Brian is 6 foot 10...and was always asked if he played basketball.(he didn't) Instead of being upset, he'd ask them if they played miniature golf.

[@michellek2083]

That’s awesome 👏🏻

[@ChristaSenf]

My son’s 6’4” I feel ya! Love his come back!

[@frontporchcomedy]

I feel his pain!!

[@edgarflores5569]

I'd ask him if he worked at a grill, because your son Is a pro at roasting ma'am

[@frontporchcomedy]

hahaha yes!

[@fallingpetunias9046]

My favorite thing to ask tall people specifically is which car they find most comfortable/what do they drive. It's one of those topics people rarely feel indignant about and they get to vent their frustrations or exclaim their elations.

[@frontporchcomedy]

Ford Escape!!

[@johngillespie3409]

300

[@Happyshiningpeople12]

“I hit my kid with a dodge ball...for his safety.” HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@matttrafton2725]

Now some Texan is gonna say, I shot my kid.... for his safety. Yeah yeah

[@Fizz-Pop]

@@matttrafton2725 This has happened..law of averages and such ;)

[@spurcalluth6300]

Plot twist: everybody in the place is standing up, but he just towers over them.

[@frontporchcomedy]

haha yes!

[@justinvautard9177]

Drybar has the best comedy WHO’S WITH ME!?

[@justinvautard9177]

@Blu Dew Love the pfp

[@justinvautard9177]

@Blu Dew Why thank you, kind sir/ma’am

[@trooper326]

Good ol' shut your brain off and forget about life for a while commedy.

[@agiraffe3673]

I like it because it’s kid friendly so I can listen around my kids without any uncomfortable conversations afterwards

[@jenynz5334]

Lol got to this comment right at the line, awesome 😁

[@megmcguireme]

Pleasantly surprised by him, super funny!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Is it because I don't "look funny"? :-)

[@NielvanSteenderen]

Hahaha, I am a short guy and growing up I was repeatedly told I should become a jockey 🤣

[@GroceryStoreStories101]

Same

[@frontporchcomedy]

haha sorry I brought it up!

[@ajthewildwolf]

Ha! My dad keeps telling me I should be the tiny one in the boat giving directions to the rowers.

[@NielvanSteenderen]

@THE AVERAGE BEAR hahaha, hard house and trance for sure 🤣

[@NielvanSteenderen]

@@frontporchcomedy hehehe no problem, it was a fun memory

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@angelacalderone9608]

Yes, yes😄 Drybar a grt.friend during pandemic😄

[@Rabdom50]

I'd definitely be the "I hit the kid with a dodgeball for his safety" kind of parent.

[@EverywhereAndNowhere]

This guy was hilarious from start to finish.😄

[@esmokah]

My dad was 6'6. If someone asked how tall he was, he would say '5 foot, 18 inches'

[@vickiewilson4398]

I am 5'4" and 99 lbs. I am told everyday how skinny I am or eat more. I never say to anyone about their weighrt

[@kathygreer2097]

Some years ago I lost close to forty pounds over several months. I worked hard to do it and was happy about it and felt good. One rather chunky friend kept talking about it, saying things like, “People are asking me if you’re okay. That you look too thin.” One morning at a ladies’ meeting two or three ladies (including my close friend) started in on me about how thin I was. I’d had it by this time. I smiled and said, “Okay, but if we’re going to talk about my weight, we’re going to talk about everybody’s weight.” Never heard another word about it. 😊

[@dwofeg]

"Just like your show!" 🔥😂

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

I am a teacher and I am about 5'2" with my shoes on, so around 5th grade, sometimes even 4th, the kids that are going to be tall start sprouting and I start teasing them that they are eating too many vegetables and growing too fast and that I don't appreciate it, and usually they get that I'm teasing, but every now and then I get a very literal child who tries to explain that they cannot control their own growth....I always double down and argue that they are directly disrespecting me by their choice of height....I worry about some of these kids who don't have senses of humor.

[@tvma8560]

Ily drybar i listen to you guys on my alexa almost every day!

[@FFCRBDI]

@The Round Table thank you!! Sell out your privacy for convenience? No Thanks

[@tvma8560]

​@The Round Table ​Memento Mori means to have an object serving as a warning or reminder of death, such as a skull. As i am that reminder. Or its literal meaning in latin means to Remember Death. Also i am listening because for me it is extremely hard to laugh because i have severe depression. Thank you.

[@tvma8560]

@KDC RunThat my irl name is mori and my friends call me memento therefore i am that symbol

[@ricardabetzing3407]

absolutely loved that bit about the escape room 😂 and as for the un-bonding - works with camping, too 🙃

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

This guy is a Funny man 👨

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks!

[@johnnaab8960]

That was a good move Dad. He's alive aint he

[@NickvonZ]

Very funny guy! Very enjoyable set!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks Nick!

[@mrenon23]

Good ol wholesome yt comedy

[@Rekuzan]

Believe it or not, there's actually an easy fix for this problem: when she asks you to pick where you are going, just tell her it's a surprise, that way, you don't have to tell her where yer going until you get there! And when she tries to object, just tell her flat out "Well, yer the one that made the mistake of putting me in charge of this in the first place, so you tell me where the blame should fall."

[@jenynz5334]

I suggest saying it's a surprise and get in the car towards the most amount of restaurants and see if she's like "Ooh is it ______?" for any one of them and then be like "Yes!" and pull in.

[@susanmercurio1060]

I'm 5'3" and there are times when I have to ask a tall guy to get something for me from the top shelf - 'way at the back. That, or I'm climbing up the shelves in my 70s!

[@agiraffe3673]

Me too!

[@jenynz5334]

I'm 5'0 and can't even get on my tiptoes or wear heels due to an ankle injury, so I have to ask grown people to get things for me all the time 🤦

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

Same, if I am with my teenagers, they climb in the cart and I hold it steady while they get the high stuff (I am 5'2" and my hudband is 5'4" we have not magically made tall people). I have on occaision had to ask a tall person walking by to grab something, but usually I go grab a tall bag boy from up front, but yah, if you are tall and walking down the aisle, I might ask if you mind.

[@rudevalve]

Certified Gold!!!!!

[@leegoddard2618]

2 min. in and I'm already laughin', nice. "We were at the doctor's, cause somebody hit my kid with a dodgeball." 🤣😂🤪

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks Lee!

[@NielvanSteenderen]

I have not laughed so hard for a while.

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks!

[@Enochulate88]

Jeremy!!!!!!

[@ayomideasekun8479]

This guy's dad is a menace 😹

[@judyyoder3097]

Shur,Shur,Shur, I am here

[@dagwood1327]

A guy in my town was tall. Everyone asked how tall he was. His answer: 5 ft 20 in. Most wouldn’t even say anything because they were busy doing math. One more reason to go metric.

[@howardfortyfive9676]

ANSWER IS *SIX EIGHT.*

[@dagwood1327]

@@howardfortyfive9676 😂

[@fierdrages6523]

6ft 8in

[@MichaelSHartman]

Metric is for people that can't subtract 12 from twenty, have to think to move a decimal place, and then act like they are smarter than everyone else.

[@Eric-uq4jg]

He even made the Where are we gonna get food relations ship joke work😂 guys funny

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks Eric!

[@Eric-uq4jg]

@@frontporchcomedy KEEP DOIN IT MAAN

[@kristelsillasoo4149]

Nobody is laughing"just like your show".Wow,that was a great burn

[@bbiggs4327]

I like this guy.! LoL

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks I like you!

[@mr.saddad1213]

that ending was flawless

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks Brandon!

[@juneoceanlemon]

Agreed 😂

[@mznaeture]

Statute of libertyyy?! 😆 🗽

[@Steven_nevetS]

Just like your show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL Very funny Jeremy!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Haha True story Steven!

[@constancejenkins3867]

😂🤣😅😆🙃😅 He's Funny

[@jtjjbannie]

Salute from Southern Illinois!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Proud Saluki right here!

[@TheMrpoop1234]

I’m 3 minutes in crying laughing...still have 22 minutes to go🤣😂

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks! That's my life!

[@crivket1233]

He gives every reason , why I am single!!

[@vanlifethetravelinfranksho5611]

Great stuff!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks!

[@msvvero]

Funny stuff Jeremy 😁

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks!

[@livenotonevil8279]

My vote for best joke at 11:10

[@frontporchcomedy]

I had to look up what it was! It's a true story!

[@dellabrakefield3587]

@@frontporchcomedy your awesome

[@frontporchcomedy]

@@dellabrakefield3587 Thank you!!

[@edgarflores5569]

He's actually very good. His delivery Is odd but some punchlines hit it out of the field! Gonna look for some More material

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks Edgar! Full special on Amazon Prime

[@edgarflores5569]

@@frontporchcomedy good to know! Heard some vía Spotify too. Have a great day, Mayor!

[@Datman1236]

Mr clean

[@frontporchcomedy]

Only I have less muscles!

[@IvoMiller]

Funny guy. Good jokes

[@mariamejia7740]

Super funny

[@kbean5338]

Sooooo freaking hilarious!!!!

[@frontporchcomedy]

Thanks!

[@ashleytrueblood2200]

Perfect!! This man is spot on hilarious and clever!!

[@alex16cole]

Awesome comedian

[@BinaryJoe]

You gotta love any comic who works Parkinson's Law of Triviality into their act.

[@denisemariani9558]

Beautiful kids David ❤❤

[@Ethan7s]

He puts the dry in Dry Bar.

[@janekailey2173]

I’m 1:33 in from the beginning and hit with TWO unskippable commercials. WTFFFF?!?!

[@jenynz5334]

Lol is the height difference between husband and wife really that big? Nice 😁. I'm 5'0 and my husband is 6'4 💞

[@astrovisitor.5210]

Yes, I play basketball.

[@schadowolf]

Hilarious!

[@benjaminnunes9636]

This guy's real funny!

[@nightcat87]

Funny bro

[@maryrosekent8223]

My long ex-fiancé and I once had a conversation about how we would dispose of each other’s bodies if we accidentally killed the other.

[@jaybird7300]

🤣👏🏻

[@davinreeves]

But he never answered the question! I bet he plays basketball 😉🏀

[@frontporchcomedy]

Hahaha actually got offered two college scholarships based on my look!

[@judyswiderski2682]

"The heart is deceptive above all things and desperately wicked who can know it?" Jeremiah 17:9. Clearly we cannot save ourselves from God's judgment. Jesus, the Word made sinless flesh, can be and was the perfect sacrifice. "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. Clearly, Jesus is the uncreated Creator. He is also fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3 and 10:12. Jesus is called "this man." He sweat blood and took our stripes. Was crucified, died and was buried. He rose again on the third day. He fulfilled hundreds of Old Testament prophecies. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth on him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16. He looks toba humbkecand conttite heart. Psalm 34:18. "Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit" John 3:5-6. Ask God to send the Holy Spirit, Luke 11:13. He will come and bring your sins to mind. This is painful, pride hates it. WHEN you see your desperate need for a Saviour, call out to Jesus to save you. He came to save sinners. Call on the name of the Lord. As Paul did. Acts 22:16. Be baptized. Colossians 2:6-15, Romans 6:3-11. Read your inspired manuscripts bible, the Authorized Version, the King James Bible.

[@blueeyes3]

Soooooo your dad is former president C Busxh junior?? 😅🤣

[@randallkizziar4046]

Your town is north of 64, sorry that's not Southern IL

[@mwatts-riley2688]

what town are ya from? we're in Elgin. used to be in Springfield but the manor Inn took out the Pepsi machine. m. Illinois.

[@20mik20]

I never say that about waist size or weight but I frequently think it. I have frequently have patients who I am confident are lying.

[@godalmighty5331]

Here I am.

[@Doo_Doo_Patrol]

I need to become a comedienne because it seems really easy to make chicks laugh about anything at all.

[@stargazin695]

Lmao

[@mrsr003]

People ask me if I used to be a cheerleader. I think, Are you saying I’m a snob? Or what?

[@crazyalabamaguy4970]

This dude looks like one of them ancient American priest things that elongated their heads.

[@kbean5338]

😭

[@mrsr003]

People are always making comments about me being so short! It doesn’t hurt my feelings, But it’s gotten really old and annoying! My height doesn’t bother me! But it seems to bother other people, I guess. I try to blow it off. I usually say, “ I’m fun size” or “ I’m travel size, for your convenience!”(Donkey in Shrek) Lol! I’m 4’11” btw. My late husband was 6’2”

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

My mother is 4'11".

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

My sister in law's waist size is 68

[@thecrew777]

There's a conversation stopper.

[@judeangione3732]

Oh you poor thing. You are too tall. Us short and fat people really feel for you.

[@fransmadika4904]

He should put more attention to intonations and how to say the punch line.

[@ivywinters4090]

Thirteenth comment 😉

[@SMDAHL]

Yikes is this guy a sitcom writer?

[@unitedmasterlys8832]

First

[@constanceskalecki4928]

Uh oh! Better watch out for mom, I think she’s on the loose! No pudding for you!

[@ApidaeBee]

I can only hear that hyena that is totally unaware how annoying their laugh is.

[@nic00001]

don’t be a piss baby

[@ApidaeBee]

@@nic00001 That's an ignorant statement.

[@ashley5130]

he needs to improve his pacing and when to follow up jokes and when to take pauses...he takes too long pauses between jokes and kills the momentum and flow of the show

[@anibalvillalobos1820]

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[@arnoldjohnson4484]

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[@thinkfloyd2594]

Yes, your spawn is special. Blah. Nothing worse than a "My Kids!" comedian. Get an actual act,, we don't care about parenthood.

[@nic00001]

ur punching the air over people making jokes involving kids lmfaooo

[@michaelgoble8200]

Something for you to consider. A lot of comedians talk about their families. Obviously that is because people like these routines. The fact that you don’t like this type of routine means that you are a real sourpuss. If you don’t like this routine, why did you watch it?