dude college is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE

[@own4801]

Imagine if MC Mondays does Skywars and Technoblade makes it into a casual video like this.

[@MCminer-gr4hx]

They would probably make it lucky block skywars lol

[@RS-ABSOLUTE]

Bruh seriously! 😂

[@houtarou_oreki]

I wouldn't even be suprised

[@T0xicBeann]

We wouldn’t even notice

[@Nugcon]

Now MCC added skywars too he's doing solo commentaries while stabbing pokimaine

[@captainsnake8515]

“So when real college hits I’d fold like a house of cards before a hurricane” techno never lets us forget that he’s an English nerd

[@Georgios_F]

603 liked but no comments? Edit:what have I started...

[@wilde2746]

663 likes and one comment?

[@hannahcheon9889]

747 likes and two comments?

[@pico1109]

754 likes and 3 comments(this stupid trend i must continue ahh)

[@lemonesgue137]

777 like and four comments?

[@degenera7039]

I love how sarcastic this channel is

[@Bob13454]

It's not sarcasm video games are serious business.

[@antt2228]

@@Bob13454 And deserve to be treated with respect.

[@wongcayven9893]

@@antt2228 and while other people are wasting time making actually good content and getting girlfriends, I STUDIED *THE CRAFT*

[@666-d5y]

@@wongcayven9893 *He

[@akaanshakhter9936]

was*

[@afkaralp]

"College is easy. It's like riding a bike only that the bike is on fire and the floor is on fire and everything is on fire, because you are in hell"

[@WokeDiogenes]

call me carsonnnn reference

[@thewordsmith7364]

ProZD

[@liljohnnynandos1454]

You stole that from a yearbook quote

[@lol4livs]

@@liljohnnynandos1454 it has quotation marks? What's your point it's a q u o t e

[@jgray1831]

@@liljohnnynandos1454 bro... it’s a quote... in quotation marks... Meaning... He didn’t come up with it 🤯

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

Guy hacking: WHAT THE HELL WHAT CLUENT IS HE USING??? techno, in the most calm voice: that guy was legit

[@arlo9754]

he just had a good gaming chair

[@levko4738]

@@arlo9754 and a healthy diet

[@sofiaporras3624]

and a good haircut

[@Bunny-nh4js]

And clean pair of glasses

[@cheploper4621]

He just had good drip

[@WizedexReal]

"When you add a third or fourth player into it, man, it's not pvp anymore. That's just politics, man." -Technoblade

[@llamallover1057]

the beginning of his anti-government phase

[@alex2005z]

Clearly not US politics

[@enhu2370]

imagine being the technopinggood guy afk and when he gets back sees a invite from technoblade...

[@basenthesham6272]

and he missed it

[@puddlee]

Sad

[@roywempor8395]

He is too important for techno

[@zMiracalis]

He was one of the goons in potato war 3 actually; one of the backup rabbit users

[@Some_Kid11]

@@zMiracalishow the hell did you find out about that lol

[@anw5772]

3:49 i think techno forgot it’s college.... internet is HIGHLY used at night

[@OneBorko]

Actually, at college u do it with internet during the day and u sleep with someone during the night... If you are lucky enough.

[@TechnobladeClips]

@@OneBorko i don't think techno used to sleep with people at college lol

[@mene6465]

TechnoCLIPS he’s not talking about techno...

[@TechnobladeClips]

@@mene6465 hmmmm good point

[@mello9586]

@@OneBorko wut

[@kapsxd]

Technoblade: 1:18 "9:30! no one is awake at 9:30!" Me: *Has to wake up for school at six*

[@hosseokjin8685]

me: *has to wake up for school at **5:15*

[@kapsxd]

@@hosseokjin8685 if you actually press 5:15. Techno says that you are a functional adult 😂😂

[@jems3732]

mom woke up at 4:30am to get ready for school and now she can barely wake up at 9am.

[@ethand958]

6? Ameteur

[@randoperson2032]

same but it officially starts at 7 but before is for preperation cuz im lazy

[@basementbabies7726]

his “hallooo” is pure seritonin

[@dhruvjain5439]

His and Iskall85's, those are addiction at their finest

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

lol nerd we all know the only reason you're even going to college is for the upload speed. classes are a necessary sacrifice in order to get to 10 mil subs

[@flowwater1237]

Cady Cat wooosh

[@mystic3476]

Cady Cat 7

[@btdpro752]

@@CadWad his joking dear Lord

[@qxarts3896]

Cady Cat Its normal for our 9yr olds to cyberbully techno

[@max6090]

Mcc did it and he demolished them

[@missaelruiz8961]

"You're legally a toddler" LMAO

[@GuyMichaely]

Collegeblade 1 week ago: real excited to restart uploading Collegeblade now: lol what nerds

[@jonahs5585]

“No one is awake at 9:30” *Everyone who is in middle or high school has entered the chat*

[@meagain4512]

I have discovered your channel through Minecraft Monday and other KZbinrs... Holy hell you are relatable

[@s4muraik290]

I'm an og 200k subscriber

[@evantheduck9042]

@@s4muraik290 I probly would if I had found The channel then

[@TristanPopken]

@@s4muraik290 I am an og 80k subscriber. But thats still late and not og

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

inb4 1 mil

[@atatatatatatata2700]

Im from like 150k or smth

[@markn91]

“I don’t think I’m going to enjoy this game” I love how calmly that was stated

[@WeeTheDuck]

"I didn't" I love how calmly that was typed

[@the_serotonin]

I love that fact that he has no intro except for “Welcome to another episode of skywars”, and not even 30 seconds in, he’s making iconic quotes.

[@justsomerandomguyontheinte1357]

Your upload schedule is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE

[@aluneesan1916]

hahahahahah

[@CatYoshster]

"Its raining men" -Technoblade

[@sofiaporras3624]

hallelujah

[@ImGalaxify]

It’s raining men

[@Ania-gp3uw]

Amen

[@Ania-gp3uw]

I'm gonna go

[@jmcg9700]

Techno: kills guy that was literally bhopping Techno after: “So back to what I was saying about being able to kill sentient players.”

[@ToommGaming234]

Title: “i fear for my LIFE” Me: “What life?”

[@noelchristianemmanconcepci293]

college life, :/

[@PlacidSine]

Toomm burn

[@satriosukarji1777]

This aged. It really did.

[@anJellica_]

@@satriosukarji1777 yep..

[@SparkliOfficial]

This one aged for real lol.......XD

[@notklouds-3177]

Techno’s upload speed is faster then my brain power

[@kmkushad]

Not anymore

[@randompotato8105]

you must have a really slow brain...

[@ambrosherrmann8322]

@@randompotato8105 this was a year ago

[@zemen3414]

@@ambrosherrmann8322 2 years ago...

[@EpicSeps]

I like how techno compares politics and minecraft skywars

[@WeeTheDuck]

And its the perfect comparison

[@puretestoster1]

accurate comparison

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Same thing

[@ianchristian2447]

Be careful when u draw thumbnails sword don’t look like a sword

[@snuggys56]

Ian Christian lmao

[@ravrav6433]

he doesnt draw them he has people draw them for him for freeeee

[@jets3353]

Rev Rav for freeeeeee

[@KuwaywayLogic]

I mean it’s sword just uh..

[@jets3353]

Kuwayway Logic good point

[@hiraya.7854]

Technoblade dying at 8 am class: me: *laughs at 6 am

[@dorol6375]

Weak, I start at 4:30. At this point I'm studying at midnight

[@RongDMemer]

7 AM to 11 AM and then continue at 1PM to 5 PM

[@funky555]

ive noticed that when playing the pit, it would be a 1v1 then as soon hes on 1 BOOM 3 people drop from the sky 1 dude runs around from the corner another appears infront of you and just combo you into obblivion

[@Iliadic]

Pretty much

[@WeeTheDuck]

The pit is Hypixel's take on cookie clicker. Dont think, keep clickin

[@RyuhVAL]

I watched this prolly around the time it came out while I was in high school. Now that I'm in college I RELATE SO MUCH OMFG. BTW to anyone wondering if 9:30 class is early, not its not. Try an 8:30 organic chem class on a Monday, and see how tough you are.

[@astrelox]

techno: college is actually really chill. also techno a few months later: COLLEGE IN INSANE

[@AnimeMoonGoddess2]

3:49 - Techno: "No one needed that minute of bandwidth at 12 am." Me: *turning in assignments last minute*

[@SPNDAT]

As someone who’s a month into college, this video hit on a different level.

[@KyosisPlays]

*I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO ME!*

[@nattompkins888]

The rate Techno was speaking at in this one had me smiling. Man was ADHD all the way

[@zalafed1376]

If technopinggood sees this vid.. he’s gonna be mad that he ignored technoblade’s party invite..

[@technopinggood4555]

Thomas J ...... I’m dying inside

[@ericyu3000]

Daniel Le is technopinggood

[@jawsplayz]

Daniel Le wot

[@Iliadic]

@@technopinggood4555 you're a sponsor! You're cool.

[@technopinggood4555]

@Luuk I sponsored like 1-2 weeks ago

[@luketeal1076]

rest in peace technoblade. This is so relatable. University was a stroke of luck... every week of suffering.

[@forstaken2254]

Techno against 3 nerds: GODMODE Techno against the most legit Ultra Instinct B-Hopper in Mexican History: *+20 damage*

[@AntechamberVAL]

Techno actually has a true talent for voice-overs, while actually participating with it at the same time. Like really, I suggest getting into radio. Obviously continue your KZbin channel, but man. Go for it.

[@ImmortalPaladin]

This ain’t a voice over

[@Polar_soul]

3:48 someone who was submitting an important assignment at the last minute needed that bandwidth

[@MIKABL99D]

I can finally watch his college story times & relate to them now :D omg

[@CookieBoogieWoogie]

“Nobody wakes up at 9:30!” Bruh my classes start at 7:30 🥺

[@Beephobic1013]

lemme guess you have the 730/8am classes

[@maxwelledison9954]

You want a cookie?

[@bananade5766]

Mine at 7

[@livispuzzled]

SAME LMAO

[@keara2154]

Lmao I used to start lessons at 8, and now at 9

[@dandelul]

Bru watching this and when he talk about about assignments I just remember something I had my mom to sigh you saved me life

[@Joe-g2b7u]

Techno: classes at 9:30 who wakes up then that’s just inhumane! Me watching this at 5:30:

[@Superfalcon-rf7og]

Yeah i get class at 8 lol

[@stergiosbousvys8008]

We will never forget you king. You will always be remembered fly high techno🕊️

[@Nerdnumberone]

The best fights (from an audience's perspective, imho) is when Techno has to fight multiple relatively good, but not great, players. It really lets him look like a God when he beats a swarm of players who are at least good enough not to fall off by themselves.

[@dep_mex1493]

6:20 the year is 2021, regular skywars has become ranked skywars and ranked skywars has become the deepest pit of hell, where the lasr hope of having fun has dried out like a rotten... orange?

[@HajudinStar]

as someone who has never played skywars.... *I'm scared*

[@CrazyBerserk]

If anyone comes across this rewatching techno's stuff. LONG LIVE THE BLADE! Rest in peace Techno.

[@matieuvanweert1667]

o7

[@zoezozo673]

o7 chain

[@luCRAZya]

o7

[@holyguacamole3186]

o7

[@CPCplayz]

o7

[@treypepito1916]

Technoblade: "No ones awake at 9:30am thats inhumane" Me: Hold my beer.

[@pgts2490]

Just me or does the thumbnail’s diamond sword look like a ....

[@gigachadgaming6071]

Puggets lol

[@kazeu7106]

DEMONITIZED.

[@lilly4154]

Idk looks like a Pokémon

[@gullerodjensen6926]

Puggets it is definetly not only you 👍

[@pemgoon]

oh just shut up

[@mammothedits]

4:58 "When you're 17 you're legally a TODDLER" tommyinnit does not approve lol

[@Decen36]

the first 26 seconds of this video perfectly encapsulate technos sense of humor

[@aqualogical4246]

"Has anyone noticed skywars has gotten more sweaty over time?", damn bro just predicted the future

[@kurao14]

Technoblade: “nobody wakes up at 8 o’clock” Me watching this at 8 o’clock: “yep...”

[@G1zzmo82]

Rest in peace, Technoblade

[@averagenoob4095]

1:00 turn on captions to hear amazing music

[@citychick6732]

*that was the greatest intro I've ever heard* *-by the skin of my teeth-*

[@Beephobic1013]

teeth don’t even have skin so that shows you how ive gotten by

[@painthamizhmv124]

Lol

[@redpandah7862]

I feel like Techno is secretly telling us a message with each video he makes pleading for mercy and help.

[@apaxial1509]

Nerd u didn’t even intro in the beginning

[@WhoEvenFilms]

that’s an ODD refrence

[@apaxial1509]

i dont care lol

[@worldrecordcherrylicker8228]

regular stuff

[@apaxial1509]

agree

[@apaxial1509]

Interesting

[@strangepoyo1201]

Imagine if the guy in the begining breaking the glass ended up getting techno with the trap

[@mioriusoldchannelnewlinkin7446]

HOLY TechnoPingGood is my friend in Hypixel!!!!!

[@dominicquick107]

what was his reaction to this vid

[@330thcube]

I love how Techno barely even talked about college and got sidetracked talking about Ranked Skywars for the whole video

[@10_r12]

The thumbnail is the most artistic thing I have ever seen

[@daysfnm9663]

I thought your weren’t a nerd

[@ratbat1072]

N E R D

[@nuwbers]

What?

[@godlyvex5543]

yuour're*

[@Bluestic123]

yeren't**

[@MintyMinster]

yergn’kk***

[@chills2216]

Anytime TechnoTheManPig uploads, its gonna be a good 10 minutes.

[@sevens770]

Imagine being techno ping good and going afk, only to come back to missing a party invite from technoblade...

[@infinitypasta215]

it has taken me literally years to realise that my habit to talking politely but dismissively to inanimate objects is something i have picked up from this random guy on the internet and i will never be able to break it because at this point its a part of me

[@zegaspeed]

Its a good thing to remember him by

[@ultiwolfy]

Its been 1- almost 2 years since he passed away and he still appears on my recommendations. What a god. Technoblade never dies

[@ezmyth2393]

You can literally sleep while watching techno blade

[@jubayeralam8358]

It seems unreal...that this guy is no more

[@samu-yx8zv]

boi i wish my classes started at 9:30... 7:50 EVERY SINGLE DAY.

[@mystikkatz]

THAT IS NOTHING *6:45** EVERY DAY*

[@ColemanCraftFTW]

It’s called being in college. Elementary- HS starts at 7:50-8:00 where I live but my first class is at 9:30

[@json_n]

I wake up at 5:30 am and school starts at 7:00 am

[@zephyrean700]

TIMMMEEEEE DIFFFFERRRRRENNNNCCEEEESSSSSS

[@ohwellhey6221]

RDG2 DUDE ARE WE THE ONLY ONES WHO START AT 6:45? I can’t see anyone complainin’ about having to wake up at 6

[@mememan2297]

man this is so much better than a lot of other youtubers' content. rip techno :(

[@neo1857]

man... this is nothing like modern skywars. i wish techno could play it today :(

[@linkincode]

Technoblade's videos help when I'm depressed. o7

[@Painfullymediocre]

Techno just casually kills a hacker while i fall of accidentally

[@discodrift2455]

Such a legend... Rest easy king 👑

[@kaeori]

Techno: *Complains about starting classes at **9:30**.* Me who starts at 7:25 yet I'm only in my 1st year at secondary: 👁👄👁

[@drewholmes7356]

As someone who’s started college for real…I understand exactly what he was talking about… Rest well Beloved Blade.

[@augisoncrack]

*i love how he acts that "Oumaigad Teknobleid"*

[@alyss7078]

1:04 *"It's all coming together"*

[@666-d5y]

technoblade giving me the picture of collage, lol legend u still help me

[@hoodsisweird]

1:15 "no one is awake at 9:30. thats way too early for school" me who wakes up at 6:00 for middle school being like -_-

[@alien9663]

When Techno was talking about having to wake up at like 9 I was like “WAIT WHY IS SCHOOL MAKING US WAKE UP THAT EARLY IF REALLY, WE DONT HAVE TO???”

[@guacermole]

5:24 thank you for curing my ocd

[@TristanPopken]

xD

[@skyquake1489]

Technoblade says 8 o'clock is torture *Casually in 7th period at 5:40

[@broncosfan303-]

I'm in 5th grade and I USED TO HAPPY BUT NOW THAT I SEE THIS I FEAR FOR MY LIFE

[@jems3732]

WHAT, 5:40am? how.. schools like 7 hours so .. what.

[@Evthesnev]

@@jems3732could be pm

[@Evthesnev]

@@broncosfan303-how’s 9th grade

[@therambunctiousrobloxian9323]

*Nobody's up at 9: 30*

[@Airuz1]

*I WAKE UP AT 5*

[@therambunctiousrobloxian9323]

Why is everyone saying what time they wake up. He said it in the video XP

[@ber2704]

im awake at 5:50 fight me

[@addserver2639]

How tf do you all get up at like 5am I can barely wake up at 7

[@bloo7663]

i wake up at almost 9:30 am

[@shoutingalice2943]

I'm going to miss this. I'm so glad he left all of them up 💛

[@starcycle4308]

"I have a class at 9:30!? What!? This is cruel and inhumane!" My (past) elementary school's class, who starts at 7:00: Amateur

[@malifyed223]

4:07 he thought it was free real estate

[@sarjminecraft9764]

Rest King 👑 rip tecno 😢 I can’t believe this is true but these are old memories I have to see

[@ohhush3048]

4:18 is me. Omg I got into Techno's video 😀😀❤❤

[@alinananananana]

nothing like watching techno complain about college gives me so many serotonin.

[@henrywilson9559]

1:10 "Everyone can handle Mondays!" *Everyone loses Minecraft Mondays*

[@RayMundoh]

I want these type of videos again

[@sleepyburitos2162]

00:58 10000iq playz

[@iongriffin2314]

"Has anyone noticed skywars has gotten a lot more sweaty?" Skwars 2 years later: people better than technoblade

[@Norhkuna]

sw is reeeaally sweaty nowadays

[@rudranshkapoor1738]

@@Norhkuna yup the kits have also been nerfed so people can't like 2 hit kill u and stuff.....

[@akshat.k9966]

"You're legally a *TODDLER*" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@SnowLily123]

Techno: “No one is up at 9:30AM!” Me: **gets up at 6:00AM every day including weekends**

[@cubeco]

Techno CHILL! My 1st period starts at 7:30am every morning.

[@rikubutirl]

2:25 H A L L E L U J A H

[@jmeahd1953]

Is college a good source of Skywars coins?

[@i_am_a_noob4641]

I mean there are a lot of people to stab there...

[@alex2005z]

@@i_am_a_noob4641 thats cursed

[@fruitrollupssuckass7850]

"Waking up at 8: 30 is inhumane" me watching at 6am with my first period in 10 minutes

[@decimero4308]

Dude: wants to own middle Techno: *its not free real estate*

[@decimero4308]

also why am I commenting this like 2 years after-