Dumb Movies for Dumb People - The Star Wars Sequels

The Star Wars sequels are sadly very, very dumb. Pretty but dumb. And with so much dumb comes so many questions. Questions I’d like answered. The masters of great storytelling JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson have made a mess out of Star Wars. They have contradicted each other and themselves. Who is Finn? Who is Poe? Why is Chewie there? Can we get a satisfying ending and Will Bob Iger let Kathleen Kennedy keep her job?
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[@RobotHead]

Hope everyone enjoys the video. Remember if you did like it, it really helps to give it a share and a thumbs up. Cheers! I’m off to see episode 9.

[@evilxei5089]

A good time if you're drunk!

[@ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto]

daddy stalin

[@averageinternetchristian]

It might, but will they actually be decent answers, or will they be like the last jedi's "answers"

[@mr.azizkovich3285]

imma head to rotten tomatoes tomorrow

[@silience_]

Enjoy 😅😒

[@captainrednek9301]

SPOILER Post credit scene: Jar Jar opens an ancient chamber and reaches inside to grab a red lightsaber.... "Fine..Meesa do it meesaself."

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

LOOOOOOOOOL! 😂 😂 😂

[@LiamRodriguez1967]

I would sit through the last jedi two times and then watch TROS , just to see this 5 second scene. And I would lose my fucking mind

[@benf2682]

All hail Darth Jarjar

[@kwameadu0075]

@@fionnaitsradag5152 I would burst out laughing if I wasn't at work

[@lordkrauser]

Then the robotic legs of Darth Maul show up after gaining sentience wearing the chassis of General Grievous and declares its intentions to kill 'General Kenobi'

[@Turtle3000]

Finn’s entire character arc: REEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[@harrisonjananto91]

Turtle3000 and as soon as he wants to do something meaningful, an idiot crashes into him

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I lost it when Finn said: "And now a word from our sponsor, REY'D SHADOW LEGENDS..."

[@Symphonicrockfran]

Finn = Token Black Guy

[@OrtegaSeason]

@Franco Soria Sad but true. He does seem like an afterthought in TFA. No reason why Poe couldn’t have filled in Finn’s role in that film.

[@nachiketdhende8681]

I hated this Finn and Rose characters sooooooo much. Overacting overacting and overacting! Well, all the Disney sequels were so oversimplified and stupid.

[@teddywillistickenham8998]

original trilogy fans: I HATE THE PREQUELS the sequels: release original trilogy fans to the prequels: perhaps i treated you too harshly

[@thierryeubanks3586]

So true

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

Sometimes we don't appreciate something until something awful happens.

[@MaynardCrow]

I feel that.

[@N.I.A23]

Prequels still sucks

[@jamesloehr641]

The prequels are miles better than the male hating lesbian sequel trilogy.

[@FabsterClapster]

As I saw The Last Jedi at the Premiere, something in me dropped. It felt like millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

[@johnr797]

That's no sequel... that's a cash grab

[@natetete1379]

I took my girlfriend to the premier... 5 minutes in we looked at each other with a look of utter regret. I felt bad. The movie was horrible.

[@whittyjd]

It doesn’t make sense that Finn is the defected Storm Trooper. His personality is totally contrary to what you’d expect of a person born into bonded slavery. He’s “wacky”, funny, vibrant/clumsy - yet doesn’t possess any particular special skills. It would make more sense for Poe to be a defected Imperial pilot, cool, calm and calculated, with a dry wit, he uses his training skills for the good of the Rebellion.

[@NameCallingIsWeak]

You should applied to be on the LucasFilm "Story Team". Are you a woman??

[@GrandMasterAbe]

Finn is a space nigga

[@paulstella8443]

Mark Zuckerberg could have written better characters

[@electricbayonet2]

And to add insult to injury, you can watch 'Attack the Block' and see firsthand that Boyega would have done a pretty good job portraying the kind of person you'd have expected Finn to be. He's tough, brave, and physically formidable, but it's made pretty clear that the life that made him that also fucked with him emotionally. The character isn't even military, yet he acts more like a stormtrooper trained from childhood than Finn does.

[@miles9760]

I bet there are some people who were kidnapped irl who watched this trilogy who were very upset with the portrayal of Finn

[@TheKgr1967]

Finn's contribution to this trilogy: WOOOO!!! YEEAAAHHH!!! REYYYY!!!

[@jiriblahos4051]

You forgot REEEEEEY!! and then more REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!

[@almcroof2146]

You forgot "WHERE'S REY?"

[@starwarscuts3386]

He was so interesting in TFA. It’s a shame. He should’ve been the protagonist instead of Rey

[@923crono]

JJ should have had Finn shoot a death star laser beam out of his mouth, every time he said the word REY!!!!!

[@aokaminariki2.5]

@@starwarscuts3386, while I agree that he should have been the main protagonist, his characteristics were very contradictary, even in TFA. But I do believe with some writing changes, he has the potential to be a very good character.

[@davidlee1646]

The latest three movies makes me really appreciate the prequel movies even more now.

[@sigmaK9]

I know, right? This almost makes me sorry for giving up my copy of Episode 3. Almost. But not quite. I am gonna miss being able to watch Obi-Wan vs Anakin and Yoda vs Palpatine w/o streaming, though. I'm definitely sorry about losing that ability.

[@davidlee1646]

@@sigmaK9 i really enjoyed episode 3. It completed a nice story arc about Anakin, what the hell happened to the Republic, and what the heck the clone wars was about. The story even seemed a bit deep, almost a satire, how a few people can manipulate and actually cause the very problems to offer up the "solutions" they were planning for all along. Like Palpatine's "give me emergency powers" moment where he capitalized on everyone's fears for all the crap he was secretly the cause of. Then everyone willingly let their society and rule of laws change, for the worse. Even the jedis lost their way and became suckers, approving an army of clones (viewed as expendable lower class beings) even. Which resulted in a suckier 'new normal' for everyone. "Mission accomplished" for the sithlord. Whereas with the new Disney trilogy... uh, what was the overall story again? I just remember lots of eye candy, cheap nostalgia, and silly gotcha moments that didn't make a great fit for a star wars saga. I actually didn't even watch the third movie, maybe out of protest. Screw Disneycorp.

[@linkyboi5961]

@@davidlee1646 I personally like Tfa and Tlj but Tros was pretty bad

[@Guilherme_Novelli]

The prequels are awesome ! I loved them.

[@harrambou9468]

@David Lee fock yee

[@gabrielestrella2272]

04:34 - "400 people. No wonder they're losing. They don't even know each other." LMAO, this made my day.

[@jambr054]

I’d love a scene where Hayden Christiansen just decapitates Leia to subvert our expectations.

[@dookie_12]

Maclunkey!

[@paterneldeon2271]

I HATE YOU!!! 😂

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

Hayden, C. Has the best part in those movies, being doing something more interesting in a galaxy, galaxy far away 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@jambr054]

Wish me luck lads we gonna make this happen

[@hoopdesign]

Yeah! And then Leia’s head floats back via the force and reattaches itself

[@DaScorpionSting]

“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.

[@midnightfury4584]

Rey Palpatine sounds better, actually lol I mean she could have carried that in the memory of her parents who sacrificed themselves to save her. What a bitch!

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Here’s a good question. Would you like to live your life knowing you’re related to Hitler? No you wouldn’t you’d change your name and live a better life forgetting about who you were and who you are. So yeah Rey being a Skywalker makes sense and is perfect for her character. Either live with it or take a long walk off a short pier. End of argument.

[@chronica6457]

@@thescreenslaver8520 I also wouldn't take the name of people I had no familair relationship with just for a cheap fanservice moment

[@thescreenslaver8520]

@@chronica6457 Yeah Rey’s real family sucked. The Skywalkers were more of a family to her than the Palpatines. So yeah I’d want to take the name of the only family I had.

[@citanon4355]

@@thescreenslaver8520 what family? as far as I know (haven't seen the last movie but) Luke was a constant ass to her then did 1 nice thing and died. and leia also fucked off and died after being a nice person to her, there where no bonding moments from what I remember they where more acquaintance then family, disney just forced a relationship between ray and the skywalkers

[@arcblooper2699]

It still baffles me how they could screw up this badly. You’d think after acquiring a film franchise for billions that built its success on lore consuming nerds they would have done the barest amount of research into it or at the very least had an outline for the plot

[@-ca--]

And then came The Rings of Power, with some lore nerds that can speak Sindarin. They never understand or care about the seriousness of the fans.

[@dbloyd2]

Whenever I see that thumbnail, I hear Finn yell "REEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!" That is his only job in the trilogy.

[@DrViperVideos]

How does Rey know how to swim?

[@dookie_12]

Or fly a ship

[@FaissalsAnimation]

@@dookie_12 She learned that but swimming...Idk

[@willsono408]

Isn’t she from a desert planet???

[@impulse5674]

will lopez exactly, now imagine Disney saying she learned how to swim by swimming in quicksand

[@SuperRambo111]

That is a really valid question xd

[@UnfunnyFigs]

They made fun of the prequels for having bad lines but the sequels made up for that with gems like I'm all the Jedi and they fly now

[@danitho]

"They don't know which way is up."

[@nickv.3573]

All star wars movies have corny dialogue to be fair.

[@fkaiba94]

John O'Reilly they fly now!!

[@ianhughes4806]

A couple goofy lines vs two movies with terrible dialogue that defines anakin and Padmes relationship- I’ll take the former

[@hastekulvaati9681]

"They made fun of the prequels..." Made, as in past tense? People are still making fun of the prequels. They are the gift that keeps on giving. Awful in perpetuity. Not sure anything in the sequels quite matches the dialogue of the prequels. Star Wars should have called it quits in 1983. I am haunted by the kiss.... Sand... Only a Sith talks in absolutes. Like seriously, ONLY a Sith talks in absolutes. Absolutely no one else but a Sith talks in Absolutes. Messa Love has made you blind Fucking hell.... Awful. But funny awful. The Prequels are The Room with a $100 million CGI budget.

[@87rabbitsproductions71]

The issue with Han using the bow caster isn't that he's never done it, but that he can use it at all. It's a weapon built by wookies for wookies that requires wookiel level strength to operate and withstand the kickback

[@MaynardCrow]

In old(true) canon, it would dislocate the shoulder of most species. Trandoshans can fire them, but not many others besides Wookiees

[@Space_Man909]

I don't undersand how very few people seem to point out that the shitty sequels literally stole the entire Original Trilogy's story and repainted it by smearing their shit all over it. Seriously, you can see how they ripped off "A New Hope", "TESB" and "Return of the Jedi" in each of their "movies".

[@CloudJL]

Because people will write it off as “I’ll just pretend they’re not canon” or “it’s just a movie” which means they go for anything put before them.

[@gj1293]

This intro is actually a secret scene

[@rileyh814]

Hayden is such a better actor than daisy

[@maverickay5807]

That speech he gives really is good, at least the first half.

[@coolvibesradio3267]

@@rileyh814 Actually not. Both are equally great. but if you work with the poop you don't smell good.

[@rileyh814]

Giovanni Laureato nah Rey sucks compared to Anakin every conceivable way imo as a character

[@rileyh814]

Stephen not as awful as these new movies though 😂

[@vmb371]

Ffs they didn't even work on the names. Anakin Skywalker Obi-Wan Kenobi Qui-Gon Jin Rey Finn Poe

[@sammcdermott78]

Even the extras have better names the Jedi we literally see once like agen kolar, saesee tin even kit fisto all cool made up name but then you get those three then rose 😂😂

[@0kk812]

Rey palpatine Poe dameron Ben solo Rose tico So there they did try with the names

[@rainehappy7097]

@@0kk812 Rey being a Palpatine is dumb. They even swapped it for Skywalker.

[@0kk812]

@@rainehappy7097 still he was saying that they didn't try with names even thought they all have second names

[@orwhynotrandom3593]

Kylo Ren all of the ot and prequel names weren’t human and you wouldn’t find a person called obi wan however Ben, rose and even Rey are all human names

[@thescreenslaver8520]

I’m happy to say I have officially changed sides. For too long I’ve sided with the sequels. I’ve spent all my time since The Force Awakens trying to convince everyone and to an extent myself that they were good. But I was wrong. So very very wrong. But after seeing the Mandalorian and seeing what we could’ve gotten I couldn’t stand by them anymore. And I am ashamed to have sided with JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and the overlord of the death of Star Wars Kathleen Kennedy. I hope I can be welcomed back into the fandom.

[@mikeh5635]

It's okay. I was in denial about TFA and Rogue One made me think Disney would do it right. I watched TLJ on opening night and my wife kept asking me why I had a weird expression. I said, "I think I hate this movie. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood." Watched it again and felt genuinely pissed, but thought it would all be made right in Ep. 9. Then I watched Solo. Being in denial can screw your judgment badly.

[@thescreenslaver8520]

@@mikeh5635 TFA promised us so much. If you ask me Rogue One is the only good Star Wars movie Disney made

[@mikeh5635]

@@thescreenslaver8520 I agree 100%. The Mandalorian gave me hope after I had lost all faith in them. But they'll fuck it all up again. At least they're consistent.

[@aFoxyFox.]

Congratulations on regaining your sanity and along with it, some taste.

[@aFoxyFox.]

@@mikeh5635 Wow, I'm amazed how people experience this and the kind of weird justifications they feel the need to go through, getting taken advantage of over and over by what should have obviously been processed as garbage comparatively to the original trilogy which pleased so many people.

[@laika4766]

Kylo Ren is basically discount Darth Vader

[@Thoron_of_Neto]

Yeah, if Darth Vader was a brand new supercar you had custom built to fit your needs perfectly, and Kylo Ren was the dollar tree brand version of a hot wheels car...

[@-CrimsoN-]

He's more like a Walmart bargain bin version of Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus from Legends.

[@keelobrown4991]

Finn had the most wasted potential in a character I have ever seen. At least as far as star wars goes.

[@SnatchBandegrip]

The concept of a turncoat stormtrooper brings so much dramatic potential - a character that has to fight with guilt, conflicting allegiances, social acclimation. It's a genuinely fresh idea and it could take the plot in any number of good directions. And he's utterly, completely wasted.

[@lapplandkun9273]

so was phasma. Like what the fuck

[@keelobrown4991]

@TheCoffeeNut711 more interesting than anything related to rey

[@scremmy_draws]

TheCoffeeNut711 yes she is. by far. thank you!

[@Fak3Cake]

So was Edgar Poe

[@almoores8309]

“Do any of these questions get answered in the rise of Skywalker?” Nope.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

They do have some answers... As DLC in book form.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

It's not Abrams fault, they ruined his vision for The movie and decided to go with a version that had more ties to the last Jedi. Of the numerous test screenings, it was the Abrams and Lucas cut that was the most well recieved. It supposedly answered all the questions and had an ending that actually made sense. Kennedy probably did this just to spite him for so many nods to the failure of TLJ which was her baby. She had to keep them in just to tie the plot together in some way, but she ruined the rest of the movie in the process making him look incompetent. Editing can make all the difference in the world in this case.

[@almoores8309]

Death By Design Graphics I think it was JJ’s fault as much as it was Rian’s. I hated TLJ with a passion, but in TROS JJ went out of his way to retcon it and fix its many plot holes (and in doing so, created even more plot holes). For example, instead of making Rey a Palpatine, he could have indeed made her a nobody. Or he could have redeemed Rose, making her a better character, instead of just writing her out of the script entirely. Rian left JJ with nothing at the end of TLJ. But TROS didn’t fix anything; it it fractured the trilogy even more.

[@tinyelephant1533]

@@almoores8309 Completely agree. Now I'm left wondering why Disney didn't just let Colin Treverrow direct episode 9 like he was supposed to. 😥

[@almoores8309]

Tiny Elephant ikr, honestly Colin’s script was really weird but at least it would have been better than this shit.

[@maxlab7707]

Disney literally just murdered most the of the original characters, changed the stormtroopers design, and made lightsabers really weak for no reason, Disney is basically just changing the entire series.

[@capnmoby9295]

I rewatched the trilogy and my god the world building is literally non existent. The more you rewatch this movie the shittier it gets

[@metallicserpant1480]

I just pretend they aren't canon

[@stitch77100]

Don't pretend They don't deserve to be canon, period. If those are canon, I don't like that franchise anymore, and won't spend any money ever on that one... Great move Disney, great move.

[@asian-kid6528]

@@stitch77100 they are canon

[@thescreenslaver8520]

I’m only gonna imagine The Force Awakens is canon because it’s the only one that the fans don’t seem to hate. At least from my point of view. But I will accept that the sequels are canon.

[@LordKinoda]

I have a strong suspicion Disney will declare them "Legends" in the not too distant future. The Mandolorian is doing very well, with so many more shows to follow. Erasing the sequels would open up a ton of options. One can dream.

[@thescreenslaver8520]

@@LordKinoda Well based off the stuff Disney just announced for Star Wars and Marvel I wouldn’t be surprised if they did that.

[@lukaviwifalc1119]

As if you would expect J.J. to be the person to give answers.

[@GHFrankie]

True to form, he's gonna address all the questions that we have with new questions.

[@7grims]

well it does give them, but they are always bad, theres never a proper setup, no foreshadowing or clues, he literally pulls a reveal out of his ass, and ask u to smell it. and then gloats for being a genious, when he doesnt even know how to use the mystery-box gimmick

[@ihernandez4234]

Well it would certainly subvert your expectations if he did (but he won't because he has no answers now or before).

[@davemarx7856]

"Mystery Box"

[@peppelonnberg1198]

You will be surprised. I just saw the film

[@angryboi595]

Most of finn's lines: REEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!

[@luke8801]

They shoved R2-D2, Luke and Chewbacca to the side in these movies so the disco ball, the Mary Sue and pink hair could have a lot of screen time.

[@tenwingaxis3240]

Holes. Holes everywhere. It's like the deeper you go, the worse it gets.

[@WorkingClassZombie]

I guess that's why the admiral is called 'Hole-do.'

[@stuart4341]

It’s like a lesbian orgy

[@SoulX81201]

Argh! Ever see made in abyss anime? That’s what Star Wars has become.

[@christopherregan1654]

I thought that Holes were a good thing in certain situations!

[@meganfarran6285]

the whole “they fly now” scene is so bad on so many levels

[@UnfunnyFigs]

They always say they fly now, never how fly now

[@toganium4175]

Does he even know about Mandalorians?

[@errornoname23]

What if when Yoda started jumping around, Dooku said “They fly now!” Anakin says to Obi-Wan: “They fly now?” Obi-Wan says: “THEY FLY NOW!”

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@toganium4175 Shit, even the REBELS have jetpacks in Battlefront 2. Boba had one, and not long after the fall of the Empire one could indeed see a certain Mandalorian flying across the sky. Meaning they just ignored all of that so they could make that kneeslapping banger of a joke

[@SuperiorSquid]

Jet troopers existed like forever

[@giorgiobandos4021]

Palpatine's catch phrase: I am the senate! Darth Vader's catch phrase: I am your father! Finn's catch phrase: REEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[@eliaspeter7689]

Rey's catchphrase: Incoherent screaming

[@travissloan5296]

One of my favorite theories is that the resistance and first order are these lunatics on the edge of space that are having a sibling argument and the rest of the galaxy is just moving along with no knowledge of their little “war”

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

“Will Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker Give Us Answers?” *Guys, should we tell him?*

[@elguitarTom]

Robot Head did not like this comment xD

[@mikej9470]

@Adam Lindh tell us more!

[@lordtrophies]

Adam Lindh tells us more

[@Greigames]

Adam Lindh it’s yellow

[@jajamicham8126]

Chawie dies

[@chris_toph8592]

This intro just made Anakin my favorite character of the prequels.

[@christopherregan1654]

I know! Anakin was pouring out his heart and soul and telling how he really felt about everything that happened to him.

[@Z95HeadHunter]

Anakin has every right to be upset. Apparently his sacrifice was completely pointless.

[@x-mighty7602]

69 likes nice.

[@generalgrievous1648]

Yay more people that like the prequels

[@wraithcall6057]

Z-95SkyHunter Nothing like throwing out characters and their stories to make way for a shit show like the sequels.

[@perryingram23]

I love this analysis of the problems of the Disney Star Wars trilogy. As a screenwriter, one of the biggest flaws the trilogy had was not really giving the audience a thorough, morale, and theological reason/explanation as to why The First Order and The Resistance are fighting in the first place. What moral/ideological differences do they have to make them enemies in the first place? Had the screenwriters had an answer to that question, the trilogy would have had a chance to succeed, along with much, much better character development.

[@Beltzer0072]

As it's said in the Force Awakens, the best answer Disney can give you is "a good question for another time."

[@johnr797]

Uh as a screenwriter you should know that the people wearing dark or black tones are bad and the people wearing light or white tones are good. And the main characters all said they were the good guys, so I don't understand what the problem is. I thought it was all made very clear.

[@williamwester223]

The sequels had so much potential but sadly was ruined and became so forgetable

[@Thoron_of_Neto]

Well, I think once we realized that TFA was just ANH 2.0, any chance for potential was done and over. Everything has potential, until someone who has none gets their hands on it.

[@evilxei5089]

Train yourself to let go of the things you fear to lose.

[@NebadonAdams]

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack." - Sphinx

[@anguseberhard8095]

eg good star wars movies and films

[@jakeic1]

Sphinx!

[@jonbrandre3006]

This quote will probably be the one that makes me go and see the Rise of Skywalker

[@jeffprice7474]

Yeah like the hope of seeing Luke be the jedi we all thought he was supposed to turn into or just Star Wars itself

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

FYI, Poe did meet Rey in the Force Awakens novelization. I'm not even joking, there is a scene of them meeting in this officially made CANON book. Then Rian Johnson had them meet again in the Last Jedi. So the CANON novelization wasn't really canon at all. It was canon until it wasn't because the writers of Star Wars don't give a flying feather about history, consistency, and Star Wars lore.

[@harryballs6652]

I believe i saw a video earlier that said the 'expanded universe' (i think thats what they called it) was officially declared not canon by disney.

[@TheJobKnockey]

Yeah but firstly, when has Disney ever cared about making a consistent and coherent story, and secondly, you shouldn't need to buy extra content just to explain bad writing. It just boils down to: The writers are lazy as heck

[@tannerjay]

Thank you Obi-Wan

[@playerone6995]

General Kenobi!

[@TheJobKnockey]

@@playerone6995 You are a bold one!

[@lalkiran1950]

Everyone forget that return of the jedi is underrated

[@CosplayLM]

Literally the entire Star Wars Fandom in a nutshell JJ: stay strong Star Wars The fandom: *G E T O U T!!!*

[@thegreyjedi2372]

Perhaps the most important question of all: why does this trilogy even EXIST?

[@AgentOrange88785]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!! I have already read the plot for episode 9 so I can firmly say this "trilogy changes NOTHING about the SW universe. Literally swap Rey for Luke, Finn for Leia, and Poe for Han and we have the same exact ending as RotJ. -Think about this, we have a villain and an evil organization that never win 1 fight.....

[@Bannschwert]

It's money. That's the simple answer. And yeah, it's sad. But that's capitalism, folks.

[@AgentOrange88785]

@Revan Oh I was referring to the first order being the evil organization that never wins a fight.

[@kasperikalervo91]

Muneh

[@roydmmkw1692]

To make money 💰

[@OfficialFinnTheDiamondKnight35]

Poe: They fly now *laughs in Clone Wars*

[@abysswatcher9172]

Not to mention Old Republic Era Mandalorians: Are we a joke to you!?

[@pokespartytv8086]

Isn’t it the first time we’ve seen storm troopers fly though? Im not talking about cartoons, comics, mandalorians (cuz those aren’t stormtroopers) and in the context if the movie universe (meaning all 9 films) ISNT this the first time we’ve seen stormtroopers fly? Yes or no is the only answer I need

[@OfficialFinnTheDiamondKnight35]

@@pokespartytv8086 I'll take that a yes. The first time we see Stormtroopers fly with jetpacks blew my mind

[@abysswatcher9172]

@@pokespartytv8086 Well Clonetroopers used jetpacks in the clone wars(Commander Cody for example who used it in Episode 3) and they were the first stormtroopers... So No

[@Anonymous-yq6wy]

Umm? Storm troopers had jet packs in rebels mandalorian arc,

[@sergegordeev9426]

A trilogy of running, screaming, video game bosses and a Mary Sue.

[@fugalarts2461]

10:40 “They fly now?!” -Finn (a.k.a ex-stormtrooper)

[@hpep9159]

I hate the bombers, especially when they say they want to be historical accurate but historically, the y wing would be used instead Edit: so I would like to elaborate on what I meant, when I mean "historically" I mean in real life, the bombers are clearly inspired by the real life b17 flying fortress, and I like how they did that, the problem is how the execution is and the fact this is really hard to do in real life, level bombers are horrible at hitting ships, you could see an example of like the battle of midway, in which the b17 attacking couldnt hit the surface ships, now the y wing is a torpedo/dive bomber in the star wars universe which will represent the TBD devastator and the and dauntless, back to midway again, these planes were way more effective than the level bombers, they were the ones who took out the ships on midway, even though the TBD decastator planes sucked and didn't hit a target, you get the picture.

[@abysswatcher9172]

I was suprised B-Wings weren't used.

[@loyal-tf-fan]

It’s just a cheap ass excuse. In episode 4 the 4 ties attacking the falcon after escaping the Death Star with Leia they copied shot by shot old war films and it worked for the situation and didn’t take you out of the film. So bullshit excuse, I fucking hate it as it’s almost insulting.

[@DildoBraggins]

The sad part is those bombers could work if you use them in an atmosphere as mini nukes in large scale battles

[@skelskeleton]

Honestly they could have made them tanky as all fuck and still lose, then they could literally have their cake (ww2 bombers) and eat it too (actually make narrative sense)! You get a small corvette like bomber that can take out dozens of tie fighters and a payload that can wipe out a dreadnaught, but its also incredibly slow so there is a logical reason not to use it in some situations. And the first order struggling to take them out with firepower that isnt half a tie fighter, yet still wipe out all but one, would drive the stakes up and make them seem deadly like “wow those bombers can single handedly take out a formation of fighters but the FO still won!” instead you are sitting in the theater either drooling at the impressive visuals or like me, wondering what the fuck these things are supposed to be good at.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Historical bombers where not nearly this flimsy. The B-17 was nicknamed "flying fortress", because it could absorb enormous amounts of damage and still fly.

[@JulitoEA]

Subverted expectations in the plot of Episode IX: -Chewie is actually a droid -Mace Windu is alive and he is Finn's father -Finn split up with Rose and he marries Poe -Holdo is alive -Snoke is alive -Holdo says: "I love you" Snoke replies: "I know" -Holdo and Snoke get married -Lando confess he is not pansexual -Jar Jar confess he is pansexual -General Hax kills Kylo Ren during his sleep -Force ghost Yoda kills General Hax by force thunder / lightning -C3P0 flies now too by using the Magic Powers he got from Endor Moon -Han Solo becomes a force ghost and meet flying Leia in the empty space -R2D2 is fake. It has been an Ewok inside a robot case all the time -Rey sells Millennium Falcon on eBay so she can buy a new lightsaber -Headless force ghost Count Dooku is the main villain -Rose becomes rich and she buys a new flat in Canto Bight -Rey turns Palpatine to the light side so now they can both fight Count Dooku -Rey gets hurt and Palpatine dies because Count Dooku has the high ground -Obi-Wan force ghost appears just to say: "I have a bad feeling about this" -Mando shows up and finally kills Count Dooku with his flamethrower -Baby Yoda appears and heals Rey's wounds Then "Binary Sunset" song is playing. Luke's Jedi robe is flying around in a nostalgic way reaching the final battle scene. Then, End Credits appears. Post Credit Scene: Anakin Skywalker wakes up from his nap. Everything was an horrible nightmare. He is at the Jedi Council Building. Obi-Wan is knocking at his door: "Training time my young padawan!" But Anakin is still on his bed overthinking. He replies: "Yes my master, I will join you later! I have had some weird dreams I would like to share with Master Yoda!" So Obi-Wan goes: "Oh! Allright, I'll see you later in the evening, in the Jedi meeting! May the force be with you!" Then a very worried Anakin RISES from his bed to get dressed and go to speak with Master Yoda immediately about these visions and bad dreams. THE RISE OF THE SKYWALKER (19-12-2019)

[@artyshmunzuk5435]

This would actually make more sense than what we have now

[@sportsfails4998]

Jules this movie would be a MASTERPIECE

[@Missingno_Miner]

I would pay to see 3PO being a badass in any way

[@marieparisi4522]

That ended spectacularly

[@hojkma8436]

would be better than what we got

[@Iron_Wolf_365]

Thank you Robot Head for existing and for giving us this great content.

[@gruffyddjones336]

They fly now has to be the biggest kick in the balls ever. Like jetpacks have been a thing for thousands of years in the Star Wars universe. Every single faction has used them from mandalorians to the GAR to the empire and we all assumed the first order would have them, makes sense for them to have jet troopers. But no since it’s the first time they show up in the sequel trilogy they must be completely new and they had no idea they existed. Even though fin was a mf stormtrooper?!?

[@EnterHacker]

Of course it gives us answers. It answers that while Kathleen Kennedy is at Lucasfilms any Star Wars product will be at risk of complete ruin.

[@alexfelix5533]

Entertainment Hacker I’ll be dammed

[@EnterHacker]

Alex Felix I got a heart for this. Cool.

[@leocooper8469]

Finn doesn’t want to kill enimies of the first order but happily mass murders his own brothers storm strooper material

[@thor3432]

Maybe becouse first order's enemies were civilians. And first order soldiers were actually brutal forces just like droids from prequels and empire from ot.

[@DoubleBoost23]

@@thor3432 Given Finn left after seeing another Storm Trooper died, you'd think he'd see them as more than mindless drones. And that would give a legit reason for side characters to fight Storm Troopers, so Finn doesn't have to.

[@thor3432]

@@DoubleBoost23 maybe it was his only friend in these forces. He wasn't thinking like a standard stormtrooper. He didn't wanted to kill civilians. His mind was pretty strong that propaganda didn't make him a mindless droid.

[@DoubleBoost23]

@@thor3432 Yeah, sure, but he knows about the propaganda. So what keeps him from thinking that's the only reason other Troopers were willing to gun down civilians?

[@thor3432]

@@DoubleBoost23 they killed civilians. He was afraid of it in his earlier career. Of killing children abd women. He did some missions before and even once shoot first. Once he wanted to stop for a moment . He "played" combat simulator and there were stages. It became harder for him. One stage was with civilians, next with children and women. He started to be afraid of it and loosing his friends.

[@undeadhambread4602]

"why didn't Han Solo try chewy's gun before" Because in real Star Wars the Wookie Boltcaster has to much recoil for human's. It would rip his arm off...

[@crusader318]

Poe: Saves the Resistance and probably the galaxy. Leia (the one that was done dirty in the sequels) and Holdo: DeMoTeD

[@an0rangutan]

I actually loved the emotional spectrum of Anakin. Terrible Jedi and person, but at least he's a person who feels like a person, he's clearly misguided and destructive in nature, he can be manipulated and overcome by his emotions. Rey just feels like an empty vessel, a vehicle to carry the protagonists journey from one point to another, never failing along the way. She's just a power fantasy, there's nothing relatable or real about her.

[@ColtraneTaylor]

She's just a girl band member who lacks the sexuality to have made it as a porn actress.

[@CherryFlower24]

Emotional spectrum of Anakin? hahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahhahahahahahahahahah The prequels have the emotional depth of an oyster.

[@an0rangutan]

@@CherryFlower24 That's your surface level opinion.

[@CherryFlower24]

@@an0rangutan I've been diagnosed with high EQ so I quite know about emotions. If someone has surface level, it's more you than me on this one.

[@an0rangutan]

@@CherryFlower24 Sounds like an attention grabber to me, but whatever.

[@zephyrgolem]

No, because they're gonna subvert our expectations and then it makes the movie better

[@flashfreak62]

The Force Awakens was ok, I hated the last jedi, but I loved Rise of Skywalker....looking online apparently I'm the only one...

[@loganwilliams9104]

@@flashfreak62 I'm sorry but Rise of Skywalker was absolute GARBAGE and only proved how much the producers wanted to rush this shit out and get over with it as soon as possible

[@WobbaFett9001]

@@flashfreak62 I liked it too. Wasn't like super amazing or anything but like it's just a sci fi family movie so I didn't care that much, it was still entertaining

[@christianriddler5063]

@@WobbaFett9001 Sure, if you don't give a damn about the star wars universe or any of the characters, if you don't have an emotional connection to star wars like millions of people do then obviously the rise of skywalker will be "okay". If you do love the star wars that George Lucas created then there is literally nothing positive about the sequel trilogy what so ever.

[@WobbaFett9001]

@@christianriddler5063 waahhhh wahhhh wahhh lol

[@alspics998]

yeah how do Poe and Rey not meet in the first film when they were only FEET APART, and Leia was only person between them. Later at the end of The Last Jedi they finally get introduced? Disney really f*cked up here, you can see the kind of work and effort in those details.

[@bonzomcdrumcat4989]

0:56 if they gave that droid sentience it would be a genuine insult

[@enriqueMota]

thanks for calling Anakin's lightsaber, ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER! I had enough of everyone calling it Luke's or Rey's

[@impulse5674]

Luke can technically claim it if he wants to, I mean he’s anakins flesh and blood it should be no problem, besides he’s got his own now

[@blazodeolireta]

wait a minute. Ani's ls got lost in empire strikes back, right? after Luke lost his hand.

[@christophervincent77]

@@blazodeolireta "that's a story for another time" - frog lady from Force Awakens

[@tylercermak2903]

Although it is Anakins, I’d much rather have somebody call the saber Luke’s than rey’s

[@eliasfuckouttahere]

its grievous lightsaber

[@Jeff_Green]

Fine, I’ll say it. I like the prequels.

[@yashvarma5398]

Don't be ashamed of saying that you love one of the most beautiful things in the world

[@tannerjay]

Why does everyone hate the prequels? There’s nothing wrong with them

[@starlordz6111]

The prequels are great. The dialogue and way it was executed wasn’t but then we wouldn’t have the memes. Plus the story that it tells and way it expands Star Wars compared to the prequels. It’s like comparing a stealth bomber(prequels) to a paper airplane (sequels)

[@Jeff_Green]

@@starlordz6111 I really liked the sequels also though.

[@starlordz6111]

Jeff Green I’m not gonna hate on people liking the sequels. I’m just saying like paper airplanes are fun to play with right, but at the same time they break easily and don’t fly very well. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy them though.

[@a_lucientes]

Exactly what made no sense to me. How can they be but a ragtag group of a few hundred, when they beat the Empire at the end of Return of the Jedi and the prequels showed this massive galactic parliament and high standards of living.. No effort made to continue the story, or even respect the characters (what was done to Luke was nauseating) or even abide by the rules of the universe as established in its well defined lore. A total FU to fans.

[@jules7729]

because the resistance is not the republic. leia saw that the first order was rising and the republic didn’t take it seriously, so she had to create the resistance.

[@reapercodeplayz440]

Finn 99% of the time: REYYYYYYYY !!!

[@AlexanderTheBloodraven]

People: Sum up the entirety of Star Wars in with one sentence for each trilogy Original Trilogy: The force is strong with this one. Prequel Trilogy: This is where the fun begins! Disney Trilogy: I want to be free of this pain.

[@melonlord7443]

respond who cares if gay

[@nerevarchthn6860]

Big Eye Cartoon Enthusiast and who cares?

[@melonlord7443]

@@nerevarchthn6860 clearly not you

[@nerevarchthn6860]

Big Eye Cartoon Enthusiast that’s right

[@firstnamelastname7783]

@@melonlord7443 Ur mom big gay

[@alexanderhall362]

The only Disney starwars film I liked was Rogue One

[@velhaw8737]

That scene where Vader just casually walks through the hallway slaughtering the rebel marines whilst the door is jammed.

[@JDGreen-vj7wx]

@@velhaw8737 that is the best Disney Star Wars scene easily

[@velhaw8737]

@@JDGreen-vj7wx What makes it even cooler is when you realise he's using the force too keep the door shut so the rebels don't escape.

[@JDGreen-vj7wx]

@@velhaw8737 the best part is when he stabs the guy and the saber goes through the door.

[@nandormandor9725]

I also like Solo

[@lokkiirl4793]

"Just look at the cool visuals and effects and dont think about it" basically every movie in the last 15 or so years

[@turtlboi2217]

Anakin slowly dying of disappointment in the intro gets me every time

[@KneelB4Bacon]

8:03 _"Why does Rose have to teach Finn about child slavery?"_ This. Finn's character is already well-backloaded with motivation about slavery. When Finn and Rose visit Canto Bight and he sees the SLAVE KIDS, that would have been the perfect time for us to get some backstory on Finn. Freeing the slave kids would have also been the best motivation for Finn, NOT freeing the f*cking space horses.

[@edc9232]

“Remove the motivation for child slavery.” If you take the kids, and leave the horses, they’ll get more kids.

[@felicityggreene7831]

@airlockengage Finn's entire purpose was to get a black audience in theaters. "A black stormtrooper??? In the teasers????"

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

@@Paulyford I know a very powerful man who can greatly contribute to the space bronies' alliance. He may not be fond of horsies, but if it means the kids get to die then he'll be down for it. (points at Anakin)

[@Tyler_W]

@@felicityggreene7831 to be fair, they actually had a story in mind. Abrams doesn't actually think about the follow through of the ideas he sets up, but he was clearly setting him up for a variety of things. Johnson just didn't know what to do with anybody that wasn't Luke, Rey, Snoke and Kylo Ren, because he basically makes him literally repeat the arc he went through a whole week earlier in the timeline. Then by Episode IX, they caved to the fact that China actually is what progressives claim America still is, extremely and horrendously hateful and bigoted towards black people, so he barely even exists in that movie except to scream Rey's name and then mildly hint at him having Force powers, the story arc that Abrams had almost certainly originally intended for him to go on before Johnson said screw it and did literally whatever else he wanted in his movie. Kevin Trevorrow actually had an interesting arc for Finn in his treatment of Episode IX. It would've not only done something with the character's wasted potential that was already set up, but it would've actually given him cool stuff to do that actually has consequences for the plot, namely leading a stormtrooper defection movement in the lower levels or Corascant. We didn't get any of that because Kathleen Kennedy had "creative differences" with Trevorrow, most likely because he insisted on making Luke Skywalker's crazy powerful Force Ghost self an integral role in the plot when she wanted him dead and gone so her new creations wouldn't have to share the limelight. The sequels still wouldn't have been great, but at least Trevorrow's Episode IX would've ended on a relatively satisfying note that actually bekuevably tied all three trilogies together in interesting ways and wouldn't have left the trilogy the creative travesty it is today.

[@KrolKaz]

Bc Finn had never been to thar planet before so Rose Taco was telling him what it was really like

[@klaythompson663]

Finn's character for 3 movies: "Where's Rey!!!!"

[@vmb371]

I'm surprised John Boyega actually got paid for such shit

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

I literally was in shock over how much strain was in his voice shouting “REEEEEEY!!!” like she owed him money

[@vmb371]

@@youngknowledgeseeker I can only imagine Rey freaking out every time Finn screams like that. Imagine you're just hanging out and suddenly you hear someone aggressively screams your name like he wants to kill you or something...

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

V M lmfao!

[@harrambou9468]

Klay Thompson ...Basically Katniss in Mockingjay Part 1 “PEETA!!!!!!!”

[@fishsandwich610]

It’s as if they never watched the 6 previous movies.

[@Duros360]

Me and my fiance were convinced that Po was a spy, we didn't trust him from his very first scene lol, THAT would have been a cool twist. But as time went on we realised he was actually a hero...

[@MaynardCrow]

I thought the Purple Haired Admiral was the mole. The script proved she was just incompetent at her job.

[@isaacmchale8832]

"They fly now!" "They fly now?" "They fly now." "Why don't WE fly now?" *opens box full of jetpacks* "Why DON'T we fly now?" This one's a freebee. Hire me, Disney

[@ColtraneTaylor]

Congrats, it's even worse.

[@Aralaas]

Yeah, that is pretty much on the same level, would have fit right in. You sure you're not already writing for disney and getting suspiciously overpaid for it?

[@creapyalbinofish]

Thanks I hate it.

[@DmanDominate]

They always did tho.. Idk why this scene exists? Cuz funny? Lol

[@LCAC75]

We fly now.

[@habovay3]

"Look at that! He's heading for that small moon!" "That's no moon. It's Rian Johnson's head."

[@stretchscreamers]

Alan that’s just rude

[@DARTH-R3VAN]

Then there's No Hope For Him

[@krvproductions6642]

Or is it his ego?

[@kaihart5870]

No

[@jamesedleymusic]

It’s too big to be Rian Johnson’s head.

[@TheLegendZordon]

Poe: without him they'd all be dead. Then he proceeds to get 60% of them killed by disobeying orders from a superior.

[@tryhardnub383]

Disney: Eliminates tons of lore from the EU Also Disney: haha plotholes go brrrr

[@jesuspernia8031]

The EU had shitloads of material, and even the worst of the EU is more competent than anything in the new canon.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

The Prequels maybe have a lot of cheesy dialogues but at least it still make sense because it showed how Jedi should be. Not "Oh, I got this magic lightsaber in my hand, I'm a Jedi!"

[@lapplandkun9273]

and they explained why not every person in the universe is a jedi, debunking the dumb stupid theories like "Is han a jedi? He wielded luke's lightsaber in Empire Strikes Back". Bitch no. Han used luke's lightsaber to get him to safety. I don't give a shit what people said about midichlorians. That explained why certain people were jedi and other people weren't. Yet fans got salty over the fact that George Lucas put some scientific explanation behind a concept that was left vague in the OT and gave an explanation in the PT. How did a scientific concept ruin the explanation of the force? I don't want Han to be a jedi. Han is an arrogant talented pilot who worked his way up to be one of the greatest in the galaxy. Having him force sensitive or touch the force destroys the concept of hard work Disney just seems to think that everybody who wields a lightsaber is a jedi in the sequel trilogy.

[@thomasjeppesen3055]

@@lapplandkun9273 I don't get why fans were so upset with the midichlorians either and I partly blame them for Disney playing it 'safe' with the sequel trilogy. The fan response to the prequels were so toxic that it is no wonder Disney shuts off from the legitimite criticism getting thrown there way now.

[@haku8135]

@@thomasjeppesen3055 The prequels were actually pretty good, just the dialogue was so bad it made the acting suffer and brought the whole trilogy down. If you redid the prequels ONLY fixing the dialogue they'd be fantastic. Cause the plot, characters and continuity is actually solid. Palpatine's manipulations of Anakin, especially THAT scene are still really good even as is. People don't like the prequels, and they probably shouldn't the acting is made to suffer too much to really immerse yourself, but they go WAY overboard with why they're bad and spout like "there is NOTHING about the prequels that are GOOD" Though generally even they agree the saber battles are pretty fucking epic. Something I certainly can't say about the sequel trilogy.

[@Therizinosaurus]

And it has original story. Instead of just copying the original trilogy, to milk the nostalgia.

[@sisigs4820]

They swing them around like bats but lightsabers are supposed to be very light and agile weapons.

[@TyehimbaJahsi]

My biggest problem with Finn's character was that there was absolutely nothing about him - on any level - that said "trained soldier". Nothing that said "I went through countless drills, war games, mental and emotional conditioning, etc." It only said "I was kidnapped as a child, sat around doing NOTHING till I was in my twenties, then they put a white plastic suit on me, handed me a laser rifle and told me to go be a First Order badass! " And that crazy wide-mouthed scream "REEEEEEEYYYY!!!" ??? NO MAN yells like that losing a chick he just barely met! A fiancé? Maybe. A wife and mother of your children? Definitely. But that was the most overblown and nauseating display of "I just lost my only hope of happiness forever!" that I ever saw on screen!

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Yup. Finn sees SLAVE KIDS on Canto Bight. That would have been the perfect spot to get some backstory on Finn, whose character already has PLENTY of motivation about slavery. What do we get instead? "Must save Space Horsies!"

[@woahwoah2207]

He was pretty cool in 7 tho. But then he just became a side character for no reason and Rian forgot about what made him interesting in the first place. Wasted potential.

[@virgogaming6488]

I thought Finn was better in 8 than 7 or 9. His characterization in 7 is very inconsistent and it's where hes at his most simpiest. In 9 hes just there.

[@sigmaK9]

@@KneelB4Bacon Space Horsies XD

[@haku8135]

If you just skipped ahead in Force Awakens, jumping past when he escapes the first order, when they got to him revealing his past to Rey we'd all go "......N-No you're not. No. You're not a storm trooper, you wish you were that skilled" Troopers are an extremely deadly fighting force and are some of the most skilled soldiers in star wars history. Finn couldn't overcome a girl with a stick she didn't know how to use. Finn in the entirety of force awakens is really just an accessory for Rey, not his own character. He's just there to be a comedic relief more than anything, which is fucking stupid cause not only is John a good actor (something this trilogy is frequently short on) his character is full of potential and can be really cool if he's allowed to be. Instead they kill him or at least permanently cripple him in the FIRST MOVIE! That's the only good thing Rian did, retconned Finn getting his fucking SPINE severed by Kylo.

[@sailcvl3976]

R2D2 was the main reason the original trilogy even happened. and now he's treated like an old camaro under a tarp in a garage. we're happy to see it, but also sad to see it here.

[@lloydaran]

8:55 Holy crap I thought I had some understanding and information processing problems, instead they actually moved shit around for no reason, without any realistic criteria. Thanks for relieving me of that.

[@jovanchakraborty7384]

As the granddaughter of Palpatine, she should’ve buried Anakin’s “LaSeR sWoRd” in any other environment than sand.

[@pearlleaf3611]

Probably cause J.J wanted to be "sEnTiMeNtAl" Like he was making a statement that it started on Tatooine, it should end on Tatooine. I actually kinda liked that

[@gunjantripathi3340]

Anakin was a slave on tatooine, he didn't like that planet

[@tigertrainerxd9190]

TBF, there's no way anyone would know Anakin doesn't like sand

[@gunjantripathi3340]

@@tigertrainerxd9190 but they should know he was a slave there... and Leia was a sex slave there for a brief time...why would they want their lightsabers buried there. even Luke hated that place, he just wanted out.

[@dadian803]

@@gunjantripathi3340 I like the idea of ending it where it should started but jesus for so called fan JJ didn't even understood the film. Like Anakin, Luke, and Leia has bad memories there. I would've love if it was on Naboo.

[@Bournefort]

Holdo is one of the worst characters in any movie ever made.

[@mdk862]

worse than rose and jar jar really

[@logos_motorider6274]

Totally.

[@toganium4175]

I almost thought you said Hondo (the charismatic leader of a gang of space pirates in the Clone Wars).

[@jiriblahos4051]

Jar jar is now way that bad. Rose is a tough competition though true.

[@Hazaroth]

Holdo makes Ben quadinaros look like the best Star Wars character

[@EGWL93]

The only worth Canon-ing it in SW saga is Babu Frik doing "Hey Heeeyyyyy!!"

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

Disney: YOU INSULTED OUR TRILOGY! Robot Head: What are you gonna do? Set your ten existing fanboys on me? Disney Fans: Hey, there is actually like… twelve of us, you know…

[@MaynardCrow]

The final terrible sequel: "A-ha! We told you they existed 2 movies ago! You didn't believe they would show up! Cower in fearrrrr....ah shit, they all just died super easy.....Well, let that be a lesson to you, Jedi!"

[@jesuspernia8031]

There’s actually a lot of them but if you put them together they’re about as strong as 2 people overall.

[@infinite_legend]

The third trilogy sucked. I'm pretty sure the Jedi archives wouldn't even be able to find the plot.

[@unknownerror169]

BUUUURN

[@almoores8309]

Impossible! The plot must be incomplete

[@truffleshuffl]

Actually if you look, you can see where the plot should be, follow the characters that swirl around your empty space and find Kathleen Kennedies rejected plot lines you will. Troubling indeed, only a Disney exec could have tampered with the plot.

[@gunjantripathi3340]

which means it doesn't exist

[@dadian803]

@Bryson Boyle You love everything about SW? Your dumb then. How about SW Poop? Would you like that as well? People like you is the target audience of Disney. Those who like everything and does not have a brain.

[@hueowen2786]

"They fly now". Jet troopers have only been around since forever.

[@Randive]

I want to smash every characters face in for that.

[@turkepic3637]

I mean they have been around only since The Old Republic , how could they have possibly known?

[@stunner9005]

Oldest technology in Star Wars universe.

[@iwasanMBTInerd]

There are so many inconsistencies and plotholes in the sequel trilogy alone that the movies can't even be canon with each other

[@radstaz2029]

I love how the star wars fandom doesnt allow opinions anymore. They claim that liking the prequels in unpopular and brave, but liking the sequels? not allowed. let people enjoy what they want.

[@radstaz2029]

@CHB Ryan i didnt say that. if you dont like the sequels, thats fine but dont bully people for liking them

[@electricbayonet2]

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Poe's jacketless teleportation from the TIE fighter is possibly one of the most concentrated 'He just didn't care' moments for JJ Abrams. The goal was to separate Finn and Poe while giving the former the latter's jacket so he can be recognized by BB-8, and JJ settled for having Poe just to show up later and claim that he was 'thrown from the crash' in a way that left his jacket behind IN THE SHIP. Why didn't they just have Finn and Poe survive the crash together? The whole reason Finn put on Poe's jacket was because it was a substitute or the highly-recognizable stormtrooper armor he was discarding, so...why not just have Poe _give_ him the jacket to wear upon recognizing that Finn basically has the undersuit and little else? It gets the jacket onto Finn, and it helps foster a visible form of camaraderie between them. And then, guess what? _You_ _have_ _an_ _ace_ _pilot_ _to_ _fly_ _the_ _Falcon_ instead of making Rey inexplicably amazing at it. Hell, it would even free her to work more on the mechanical side of things, which is a lot more likely to be her expertise than piloting or shooting. Geez, can we roll back time and have that movie? A Resistance flying ace, a defecting stormtrooper, and a Force-sensitive scavenger sound like they'd have some _amazing_ character interactions. They even fit what you'd expect the bare-minimum for manning the Falcon would be, too: Poe is the pilot, Finn is the gunner, and Rey is the engineer. Characters that _compliment_ one another and grow as people as they also grow closer together. But instead we got the DSW trilogy. Life is full of disappointments, I guess.

[@jayjaydeth]

Nah, it's far better if you have your main characters interact as little as possible. That's just one of many reasons why TLJ is the best Star Wars movie of all time.

[@Taojas]

Yes. Bitter Disappointment. That is brilliant but is too concise, too logical and has too much common-sense for the DT. Also remember that the main protagonist of this shillogy is a feminist Ideological construct who cannot be helped or saved and _cannot_ have a Male pilot her around...

[@AndreNitroX]

Stop! Your fixing the movies your making them sound awesome! Please stop

[@kwameadu0075]

I said this in the middle of the movie theater while watching Force Awakens. I couldn't get that out of my mind. I said how did he get out? Why didn't he look for BB8? Why isn't the movie explaining anything?

[@AndreNitroX]

@@kwameadu0075 lets face it jj, just didn't want to add another man to the frey, I mean could you imagine rey traveling with 3 men and a wookie and having one of them fly the falcon instead of her. think of the outrage

[@toogee1850]

"No wonder they're losing. They dont even know eachother" lmao

[@hailLordhale]

Lmao

[@Plymfred]

The sequels were going ‘ok’ before kylo took his helmet off.

[@swgohguides9624]

Is anyone gonna talk about the last scene in last Jedi? It is acc so funny and it makes me soooo angry cause they never explained it

[@krazo4Christ]

Lucas used a lot of imagination and put tremendous thought into his work, and he was shamed for being so involved, criticized for obsessing over minute details... I miss Lucas.

[@perseus1293]

George lucas will forever be remembered, he marked the world. He was just an experimental movie director that happend to have a good movie and with that money, made star wars without knowing it would be the biggest movie franchise of all times. Sucks that disney is the polar opposite of George lucas, he always tried to revolutionize the movie industry with each movie he did and disney is just another big corporate that wants easy and effortless money

[@Messiah114]

Man they messed up Star wars bad.

[@colonelstarsandstripes5379]

Like the prequels didn’t ruin Star Wars first

[@corruptedtime2.037]

The prequels were bad but this is basically jar jar level bad time ten

[@xEcuador1]

Colonel Stars And Stripes F off the prequels were great better than sequels poop

[@TK--ce6hp]

@@colonelstarsandstripes5379 i kinda agree, but the Clone Wars were actually good. Also music.

[@colonelstarsandstripes5379]

@Ecuador1 “the prequels are great” surrre. What else is new? Transformers 5 is actually good? Samurai Cop is a masterpiece? Don’t think so. Besides revenge of the Sith, the prequels and the movies I listed are bad. They’re awful.

[@manuelvasquez2432]

Funny thing too: when rey and Leia meet for the first time in force awakens, they hug like theyve known each other for years. No introductions to each other. They just look at each other and hug it out

[@Imlaor25]

And Leia hug this nobody, not her and Han’s DECADES OLD FRIEND, CHEWIE!

[@johnr797]

​@@Imlaor25 first he doesn't get a medal, now this

[@heoppenheimin]

The fact that two films can make the force awakens look like a competent film is magic.

[@calebdonaldson8770]

Finn: REY! REEEEY!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Me in the audience: For God's sake just let her die! You don't even know her!

[@Xehanort10]

Finn got hit by Rey's Mary Sue mind control that makes every man want her and every woman want to be her for no reason.

[@thiccchungo1041]

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@beastmastergaming8039]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Paul-wh7ev]

When even a biased review site says your movie is trash

[@andreaslied7077]

which one?

[@brandenmanuel2037]

All of them Especially rotten tomatoes

[@andreaslied7077]

@@brandenmanuel2037 well as of now 58% of them. But Yeah.. Doesn't look good

[@451sportalk9]

@@andreaslied7077 it good a lot of spoilers to come

[@emp5352]

@Revan Rey kills Palpatine. It's another Mary Sue movie.

[@NoticalMyles]

Jesus Christ. I haven't seen Last Jedi since it first released. I hated it on a very high level, but diving down to the details makes it clear just how badly Disney dropped the ball on Star Wars.

[@MendicantBias1]

We are the spark that will light the fire which will enable the burn which will lead to the lawsuit which will end in a settlement which will go into arbitration and finally lead to a sad resolution.

[@jadon7702]

The sequels was just so disrespectful to George Lucas's masterpiece and there was no creativity at all. I only got sad when Original Trilogy characters died, the rest of them meant very little to me.

[@almoores8309]

lol yea bruh i literally felt nothing when Ben died. And i was disappointed when Rey got brought back to life

[@MT-jt5uo]

@@almoores8309 I was just confused when he died.

[@tigertrainerxd9190]

I miss Ackbar

[@tigertrainerxd9190]

@AL Moores wait who's Ben?

[@birdboy16]

@@tigertrainerxd9190 Ben Solo

[@nathanskeen5865]

Holy shit I never realized how Finn was legit happy about killing his brothers that he grew up with from when he was a child. I guess the movies just forget that Finn’s entire character was supposed to be a defective stormtrooper unless the plot needs him to be

[@stitchedbyiron]

"Maybe the rise of Skywalker give us answers" *full retail later* NOPE