Eat your veggies, Morrissey!

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[@DammitSinged]

_If vegans be beefin are they even vegans anymore?_

[@whenyou6061]

nah

[@IFP.249]

DammitSinged iiiiiiiiiiiíiiìiiiiiiiiii

[@tyler-xo3rb]

vegans hate vegans that aren't vegan enough, clubs have their own hierarchy too

[@93till83]

GAHHHHHHH DAYYYYYUM

[@harrytaylormartialarts]

lol

[@topbins2883]

Is this the vegan version of beefing?

[@andreiferariu]

Tofuing

[@LT-fn6bu]

vegging

[@Diego.Mattos.]

It's called broccoling, guys.

[@izzyhandkammer111]

leafing

[@LT-fn6bu]

I'm w Izzy on this one now. Hey bud! I've got a leaf to settle wit you!

[@sharlennla4982]

*Why didn’t you name any black beans, Melon?*

[@PsychoRider666]

because we all know Morrisey wouldn't like those

[@aboxintheblack9530]

Sharlenn La He racis

[@Red_Vega]

Cuz that’s racist

[@danielcappell]

he eats beans - it says in the article

[@collinhughes9695]

Alt Right confirmed

[@FrostyFlameTV]

Healthony Dietano

[@Muskateering]

lmao

[@TXejas19]

coldburn909 good one

[@MajkiMoo]

The internet's fruitiest music nerd

[@ts4858]

​@testing123 he's vegan

[@hugoosvaldogutierrez8877]

-papayas, mangos, MELONS!

[@marcni]

"papayas, mangos, MELONS!" -A Melon

[@dannyz4636]

This is how I'm spending my time on this earth

[@chillaxer8273]

Danny Z by sucking melon? Wise very wise

[@reckoner7719]

Same

[@alexbutler9442]

oh god...

[@pianoboi4842]

And boy it's worthy

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

This is a weird The Smiths worst to best. Ranking Meat Is Murder below Strangeways? Come on melon.

[@johanliebertofficial8750]

There's a starman waiting in the sky strangeways is better

[@MagusMirificus]

Meat is Murder is definitely below Strangeways.

[@MrPatters]

And "Only a Lad" is an Oingo Boingo album, not The Smiths. I think he's off his meds.

[@alextromagnetic]

All Smiths albums are the worst Smiths albums

[@hopscotchoblivion7564]

There's a starman waiting in the sky Strangeways is way better than Meat is Murder

[@yakka9768]

There's a whole wide world of legumes in the world

[@hottie286]

Yakka legumes*

[@yakka9768]

What hurts is that I knew it was legumes and still mixed them up while typing...

[@hottie286]

Yakka me too bud, me too

[@MajkiMoo]

Your profile pic says it all

[@almostalways]

Like Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes, perhaps?

[@JohnnyLoves]

Jpegmafia will have his wish when malnutrition sets in

[@lukeberrie3942]

GOAT comment right here

[@yousmel9330]

FEATHERS gettin all this promo

[@horseshoulder]

quit being morrissey's bitch

[@jannygalindo913]

May godbless

[@juliand944]

_Well_ Looks like Morrissey _Started something he couldn't finish_

[@davidattenborough6750]

Julian Dodds typical him

[@mastersoftoday]

it seems that _Bigmouth_ ... doesn't strike again

[@pronounsinmybio]

Yeeaaa-aaawwwwwwnnnnnnn. Sorry, I'm a lot older than when that show came out.

[@Melanie-ki4yk]

Julian Dodds typical him typical him typical him also i love your profile picture 👍

[@achair650]

Ayyyyyyyyyyy *crash crash ba-bang*

[@mcd0ndal]

Melon gets angry that he isn't included in a diet.

[@quiet5299]

watching this video on mobile and scrolling down into the comments so that all you see is his forehead is the best way to watch this video

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I think this is the first time I ever agreed with this bald dude.

[@evanblake5252]

First for me too maybe. Cheers.

[@Muskateering]

1:04- Have an oat. Eat an OAT.

[@OurFoundingLiars]

Ever see the movie Troll 2, about shapeshifting goblins that want to turn people into plants so they can eat them? I’m just saying, Anthony is raising some serious red flags here... keep asking questions.

[@evancoberly1680]

Open your mouth my little friend...

[@joshschmidt8040]

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION!!

[@roarface1993]

Yes it's my favourite. Let's visit nilbog

[@cappuccino3444]

good movie

[@OurFoundingLiars]

roarface1993 “there’s no coffee in nilbog, that’s the devil’s drink!”

[@TerrorGeneric]

This is your magnum opus

[@timothyrosko9394]

I miss thatistheplan...

[@kamelbulle]

Haha he can't hold himself! He needs a new thatistheplan meme channel... :/

[@runnerhigh]

This is basically thatistheplan

[@youtubegoogleb]

Timothy Rosko he’s too SJW now for thatistheplan

[@pytntheboy2176]

Chris Jaramillo, Homie, hes just trying to defend his brand.

[@omarsabir1210]

Timothy Rosko thatwastheplan 😩😩😩

[@SamShadow93]

"Then you eat your veggies, and you cry and you want to die..."

[@professorpancakes6545]

"If morrisey says not to eat meat, then I'm goin to eat meat, that's how much I hate morrisey" - Robert Smith

[@professorpancakes6545]

lol tumblr! It's a real quote. Robert Smith hates Morrisey.

[@SiLatics56]

Oh Yeah The Cure did some good stuff but The Smiths and Morrissey piss all over them. Far superior.

[@professorpancakes6545]

The smiths better than the cure??!?! HAHAHA gimme a break

[@SiLatics56]

Oh Yeah How were they not? The Smiths knew when to quit. A short but glorious reign. After a while The Cure just seemed to carry on churning out the same mediocre garbage year upon year, in the same way U2 did (following many a great album). Quit while you're ahead, that's the lesson to be learned.

[@professorpancakes6545]

Yeah fair enough man, I personally much prefer the cures music, but I can certainly agree with what you're saying about quitting while you're ahead!

[@vero4449]

He eats neutral milk

[@dividualist]

to be fair, morrissey's diet seems to be the _least_ terrible thing about him

[@rebeccamccourt2624]

you don't know morrissey FOOL

[@seankenny2206]

This dude just told Morrisey to eat collard greens LMAO

[@JoaoPedro-jc5fm]

dude... have a grape from now on this is the way i'm going to be telling people to relax

[@ladyyupiel2821]

EAT VEGAN SEMEN

[@danielcrotty8697]

Lara Croft semen is automatically vegan because it’s given willingly.

[@bluchicken_995]

I'd say it's not vegan because it's still an animal product

[@danielcrotty8697]

Ian Harmon I guess it depends on what kind of semen we are talking about. 😁😁🤓🤓😂😂😂

[@KUNTGWORL]

Daniel Crotty Whose semen

[@AY-jb5gy]

Someone call johnny marr ayyu

[@fakenamerealchungus9851]

I was reading an article about Morrisey’s recent interview, and the bit at the end about his diet and how he “usually orders off the kids menu” surprised me more than the huge bulk of what the article focused on.

[@michael_5784]

Thicthony Vegtano

[@themusicaljunkie37]

“I’m absolutely hopeless when I’m handed a menu in a restaurant,” he continues. “I go directly to the Kiddie’s Meals. If I find baked beans then the night is a huge success. If you ever bring me out to dinner it’s important that you also bring a toaster.” I am surprised no one slapped him silly in the face when he said this stupid shit. First world problems, right here

[@somebonehead]

I'm not normally the kind of person to say 'There are people starving in the world', but come on, Morrissey.

[@rye7589]

"Have a goddamn grape" Probably my favorite quote of 2018

[@pekingblush]

" When I see Morrissey, I'm gonna make him eat his veggies. " - JPEGMAFIA

[@SanskarWagley]

Listen to Melon, Morrisey

[@netizenrealness]

ay man i see you in the desus and mero comment sections a lot, you have good taste

[@Omnicronnn]

*"Eat an OAT."* ~ Anny Fantanny

[@nono-ky2yu]

Morrissey secretly has 12 different fruit and vegetable children, and he loves them so much that he doesn't eat their family

[@arianag.5148]

NO, I WANNA EAT YOU MELON

[@mcjazzaburger]

Have a THICC VEGAN SMOOTHIE Morrissey.

[@Corabeth111]

The way melon says legumes has me crying

[@pix_5]

"Eat me Morrissey , EAT MEEE!" shouted the melon

[@iii2524]

It's great that you want to help him with his eating habits, but did you really need to say all those vile, disturbing, sexual things about his mother...?

[@OloffMusic]

You can sit here and list 101 different vegetables all you like but we all know this is just a way of sneaking your pro-melon agenda into everything you do.

[@slavojdyrdek]

"Whatis wrong with you, Morrissey?" Jeez, where do we start

[@kankurou1010]

"Mangoes...! MELONS!!!!" Jesus Christ I lost it

[@ferouihamza]

for a vegan,you really look ready for beef

[@cheesecakelasagna]

*tofu

[@imaginaryfanboy]

EAT YOUR MELONS, KIDS

[@GabrielFelix-zl4sq]

This made me laugh loud. This made me the happiest I’ve been in weeks. Thanks, mr Melon 😂

[@at_the_door]

fantano i need that father john review bruh

[@TheSkoneczny117]

But you need them veggies more.

[@Madman1322]

smiths best to worst pls

[@Muskateering]

1:35- Have a goddam GRAPE!

[@kiprs]

anyone else lose their shit when he said 'MELONS' hahahahh Im still gigglin

[@vilentman111]

“Eat melons Morrisey” ANTHONY NOOOO

[@jew-tangclan8855]

Finally fantano with a content rich video

[@SantiBarrios]

damn it anthony stop filming diagonally!!!

[@RianJudge]

Santi Barrios does this shit look diagonal

[@Jesse-vr1tq]

You stupid lmao, VERTICAL*

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

Damien Rain yes it is silly hill billy

[@bruhmann719]

Perpendicular

[@lukec1471]

Parallel

[@BallCant]

One melon a day keeps a bad song away.

[@reelseri0us629]

Finally the quality content I subscribed for.

[@AustinMichaelDearing]

more deep-seated vegan fury on this channel please

[@konnalad]

*MELONS!!!*

[@justonknowles]

“Have a god damn grape”😂😂😂😂

[@EvWuzhere]

Ive been waiting for this

[@ComputingCactus]

yo this vid made me throw a whole bag of frozen veg on for dinner deadass

[@calebbell2477]

0:40

[@icookravioliandyouwatchmec4658]

I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Eats His Veggies

[@youtubedragon679]

Honestly this is what I fucking live for literally just melon listing off foods

[@CrazyKonaKai]

vegYe got a solid 8

[@jameslavelle7811]

“MELONS!!” 😂😂😂

[@possum-mom1603]

the best fantano's video ever i swear

[@raoulduke75]

Much dank needed here

[@cooleobrad]

Sounds very Morrissey lol

[@rabidllama]

Bring back thicc vegan smoothie tutorials and help that man get some nourishment

[@kinggeedra2796]

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR MORRISEY TO EAT SOME VEGGIES

[@deigo0367]

I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Eats His Vegetables

[@RussianBot69420]

Sorry melon were not all billionaires like you.

[@julescinema1588]

Wow I also love this album! Keep up the great music content fantano 💕

[@shiv_ring]

No veggies? Dude, Morrissey... This should've been my video, but I'm proud of ya.

[@TheFSF]

Watch this on a cellphone, a scroll down the screen. Watch half a melon talk about veggies

[@82333333]

Anthony, you seem dehydrated in this video. Did you lose your mason jar?

[@frompina]

Review God's Favorite Costumers

[@dogpicture_]

I didn't know I needed this.

[@lindylindylindy]

You really get the full breath of the melon in vertical

[@jackson-hh7ou]

Return of thatistheplan?

[@DendyJungle]

Can someone tell me how Fanta remains so thicc despite being vegan? Is he just eating family packs of potato chips all the time?

[@owenmurray829]

The whole video I was waiting to hear the word “broccoli” and I was sorely disappointed.

[@marlin2131]

“Eat an oat” he has spoken

[@Alex_Nason]

Kiwis, apples, berries and tomatoes are not vegitals *MELONS!?*

[@Simte]

*A LEVEL 5 VEGAN*

[@dysperdotted]

*SS TIER.**

[@yungrimanah]

Thank you Anthony, very cool

[@ramsetedr]

This was one of your funnier videos, thanks antnee

[@louismyatt1507]

Do you like The Smiths though?

[@max79_99]

louis Im p sure he does

[@louismyatt1507]

max79_99 How do you know?

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

Not as much as Lil B.

[@louismyatt1507]

Bane's Super Brutal Metal Funtime Lil b is a living God

[@danty362]

He's said in reviews of Morrissey's solo work that he likes them

[@jarethcruz2627]

Stop trying to be like Cal

[@seanboyle4467]

I love the emphasis put on "MELONS"

[@samlasley798]

David Bowie circa 1975-1976: 'Milk, peppers and cocaine.' Morrissey ain't got shit.

[@tykomckellar7719]

clean your damn room Morissey

[@gordongray3102]

Oh I thought you were gonna talk about how he's a raging racist

[@Destinyotter]

gordon gray it's allegory - Morrissey hates people and foods of colour

[@whatastandupguy3050]

The video is titled “Eat your vegetables”.

[@Cuzinits]

MANEMMMAJEFF MALASTNEMAJEFF cuz he thinks acid attacks and suicide bombers are bad

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

gordon gray Colored people of KANGZ

[@ThePhantom4516]

Hes not a racist, hes just right

[@nikhillrao3799]

you really gonna forget avocados like that

[@mm-mx9hl]

Papa fantano won't let your favorite artist get a solid 9 until you finished all of the broccoli on your plate

[@el0invOid]

Best track of 2018

[@m.s.7756]

as someone who is very passionate about both morrissey and nutrition this video made me laugh so hard I snorted

[@FruckFilms]

The most relevant music critic ladies and gentleman. Talks about the real issues.

[@nonbek]

This vertical way, looks like the melon is staring into my soul

[@anaist3951]

i think this is my new favorite video

[@samcoffeen4762]

This is the kind of quality content that I need

[@toorandomenvi]

perfect... just perfect

[@retronimo]

Thatistheplan is back bois