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[@addicted2mako]

The girl who attempted the knock knock joke has more patience than I can ever hope to have

[@sawyer6264]

Cody Nemo r/niceguys

[@bracefacereena]

@@nemo-x r/niceguys

[@cyanidesoup5593]

I mean i really couldnt be with someone that couldnt understand jokes

[@LunaP1]

Zyanide 101 exactly. Dude couldn’t follow something basic. He had one job!

[@bracefacereena]

Cody Nemo Personally, I don’t care who it was who didn’t understand the joke. The fact that they were trying to help him understand and he was being all “hahahhahaha babe?!?!” Was annoying to me. If the roles were reversed, I’d still want to punch her through the screen. No difference

[@groceryyeets8824]

“I’m not being creepy” *continues to know where she lives and remembers her 2 months ago*

[@loe-h]

i'm just nice okay? stop being so defencive

[@soleil2801]

He Also knows that she plays tennis without meeting each other

[@ShawnieEllis]

@@soleil2801 very good point.

[@bruhzone154]

Grocery Yeets Aww man

[@user-3dfhdha24]

haha

[@dumbicefairy]

"I'm Korean" "North or South?" I don't even know if that was a joke attempt or plain stupidity

[@mgb2172]

I don't get how they have no concept of how fucking horrible they are are talking to people

[@ActionableFreedom]

@@arandomuser9459 Joke would have an emote Imo

[@dittehusman5395]

it was NOT a joke

[@LB0206]

What would the joke be?

[@alpacawithouthat987]

I mean it’s not a bad question since some people occasionally escape from North Korea and move somewhere else

[@hairacross990]

Girl: "Omg my dog bit me!" Nice Guy: "I would never do that."

[@larrybonneman200]

LMAO

[@2ew169]

@@larrybonneman200 6

[@reyoof1232]

This is my favorite comment 😭😭

[@godofpigeons4747]

@@2ew169 7

[@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

"You're Japanese right? I love japanese girls... So cute" GIRL. RUN.

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

"RUN BITCH, RUUUN"

[@eliac]

RUNNNNN

[@maxiwaxipads]

I can feel the Slippers coming.

[@jadescalet1639]

Peak weeb

[@catnium]

Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going..

[@fanendey]

The guy obsessed with Asian girls is literally objectifying her...

[@sweeyangchen3710]

Its disgusting im asian and....

[@ashmeowy]

i’m asian and i never want to go outside again

[@ikhotivus]

mirage_from_apex same 😔

[@Terra654]

I'm not Asian and I'm also a guy but that guy fucking sucks. He needs a taste of life and needs to learn how to be... Human.

[@mxtchaii2544]

It’s disgusting how people fetishize certain races like that.. as an Asian it really scares me.

[@NomiOwO]

“Mom, dad how did you meet?” “Well you see your mom was drinking Fanta and I love Fanta.”

[@jackreidasaboboras3654]

😂😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧

[@startingmap2387]

What flag is in your pfp?

[@Donald_Trump_2024]

@@startingmap2387 i cant keep up honestly, i know the gay one, the Straight one, the Super Straight one, the trans one, and the lesbian one, and thats it

[@rhodizitee]

@@startingmap2387 thats the actual gay flag, the pride flag isnt the only one that the gay men have. the rainbow is the pride and the blue one in the pfp is the gay one

[@boiwatchoutboi4382]

@@Donald_Trump_2024 you apparently dont know the homosexual male one:|

[@Omega14343]

Guy: **sees girl drinking fanta** Also guy: *pp extendus*

[@jckrnpk3026]

😳

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

B I G U S D I C K U S

[@awesome_by_default]

SCHWIIIING!

[@smile_faker2607]

D I C K U S L O N G U S

[@reyoof1232]

The guy: She was drinking Fanta ok?? How was I supposed to know it wasn't a sign of true love?!

[@talktouasia6312]

“North or south?” I’m not even Korean and that hurt my Asian soul.

[@alliefoster4942]

Bruh im not even Asian and that hurt my soul too 😅😅

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

It hurt my soul so bad, I freed my mail-order bride.

[@moondrop784]

TalkToUAsia I’m white and it hurt my soul

[@37thraven]

Can you imagine if she *was* North Korean tho? Escape all that bullshit for more of it over here * *dies a little* *

[@TitaT]

I am African and that hurt my soul..😂😂😂😂😭

[@jenc9532]

The “I demand an apology” guy has definitely done that to other women

[@emmavandendool6877]

Jen C Lmao probably something he’s written himself that he’s been copying and pasting for when every single girl rejects him. 😂😂😂

[@fynnla.e]

@@emmavandendool6877 Definitely something he's written himself.

[@naturewarrior5548]

“Hot girl was at party but I chose you” Me: *PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU*

[@fruitloop420]

That's funny because PIKACHU has the colour of Fanta.

[@SleepyGremlinRaine]

(•-•)

[@kazuma7232]

​@@fruitloop420You mean Raichu?

[@fruitloop420]

@@kazuma7232 are you implying that fanta isn't yellow?

[@kazuma7232]

@@fruitloop420 Yes. It's normally orange. Is there some joke I don't understand?

[@hiiloveu1521]

"so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?" I'm not even a lesbian but I can't possibly express my disgust and anger with words.

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Ikr? That was really disgusting. Like dude, shut up and leave the girls alone! Hello?🙄

[@ripewatermelonlol]

Ppl like that make me think I’m straight up just gay not bi

[@fruitloop420]

This guy needs to get isolated from social media. Maybe he'll go out there and try to look someone in the eyes with those words. I highly doubt, that he will survive his fall.

[@fruitloop420]

@@ripewatermelonlol Decide to be what you want.

[@Complex.History]

Cringe af

[@himynamesyeri2970]

Girls: *exists* Nice guy: hippity hoppity you are my property

[@IJustWantToBeAKnight]

Girls: *Runs* Guys: yOu JeRkS!

[@user-ce6cl8wg3r]

@N/A bruh sound effect #2

[@ashadowperson9905]

@@IJustWantToBeAKnight Me(a girl): *Pulls out rifle and a katana* Back the f**k off you creep!

[@samsmusichub]

Normally I don't like this joke but you caught me off guard! 😂😂

[@keizershot]

Girl pulls out meat secptre

[@heather8777]

_"My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"_ *_So you're not a genius then?_*

[@thatoneravenclaw417]

Maybe they mean an idiot who doesn't get knock knock jokes.

[@John-jl4dl]

_My IQ is 3 points less than average level_

[@zackwoods5077]

He forgot a zero and put genius level instead of average level. So he meant to say "My IQ is 30 points less than average level."

[@funtimefoxy6307]

Technically it would be 137 but I mean if you can't even get a knock knock joke......yeesh kid...

[@kevinb314]

I'm sure he's not actually high IQ, but I wouldnt want even Genius level IQ if it meant being so stupid in some areas that you dont even know how knock knock jokes work... Plus clearly doesnt know how to talk to women in the slightest... I'd rather be dumb AF but likable lol

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"My family own you! We'll dock your wages (fake text)! You're a frigid mare!" OP just sitting there, gathering all the evidence she needs for a company ruining lawsuit...

[@mohamedkiyumi3429]

No one: “Kane”: WhY ArE YoU BeInG So DeFeNsIve

[@gilsai4990]

"Ur soo inteLiGeNt" yea, but Ur not. bye xD (what the hell was this guy)

[@Sneed107]

Girl: hi Kane: *WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE??*

[@MartyRotten]

“My uncle owns the company! We own you!” This sounds like something you’d hear from a villain in a silent melodrama, just before he kidnaps her and ties her to the railroad tracks.

[@Kyavata]

I bet he twirled his neck hairs as he laughed maniacally

[@aloe_thera]

@@Kyavata n e c k h a i r s

[@DarienDragonFox]

@@aloe_thera tf is a neck hair even?!

[@ursulajoni15]

That or the rich douchebag boyfriend from a rom-com, " you think you can steal my girl nice try bro my uncle's the CEO we own you" you know the type over gelled hair, pastel polo with the collar popped ,unnecessarily expensive slacks, Fancy Shoes, aviator sunglasses come what may be a cardigan tied around the waist

[@diemilch555]

Reminds me of that one scene in John Wick where the bratty son tells John Wick's friend that that bratty sons dad owns him.

[@mareksaunders4210]

"My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"

[@eveb6559]

This is way funnier with your profile pic

[@thething2723]

Your profile pic is so cool

[@casketbutter]

more like 3 points less than average.

[@colossaldumbass6884]

Rut Roh Raggy, Shaggy.

[@therion8469]

Marek Saunders and yet he doesn’t know what knock knock joke is 😂

[@cxtcutsml706]

As a girl this is making me scared of talking to guys. And it’s honestly scaring me I don’t usually feel this way..

[@thehamburgergamer7871]

Don’t worry. I would consider myself to be the average male, and I, along with most other guys, aren’t like this. Plus, if you ever meet one of these people, just say you are not interested and block them. If they try to go further you can call the police.

[@tomguy8151]

Just remember, if they say "I'm not like other guys" or, "im a nice guy" RUN

[@Karmat00ns06]

Yep, they’re the real simps there

[@gautamsharma3361]

Not every person is a nice guy like those! People know that forcing someone or mocking them when they reject you is not justified! Moreover if someone tries this shit, just report the fucking loser to police, they will teach him a good lesson!

[@dogerish]

i’m a guy, and it’s making me scared of humanity dear lord, what has this become

[@lulikam]

5:24 wait a second- did the dude just type “sighs to myself”

[@dogerish]

lmao i didn’t notice that brilliant.

[@deja-vu6279]

lel

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

"Off to hang myself"

[@Sneed107]

@@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX "WATCH AND LEA-" *critical hit*

[@mrtrollnator123]

That's the corniest shit I've ever seen 😂

[@zatchiel]

"you are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" YO I'M DONE

[@koshavinka2995]

Nice Housepets pfp btw

[@zatchiel]

@@koshavinka2995 Thanks bby

[@koshavinka2995]

@@zatchiel no problem, boi

[@gircakes]

Zatch I read this as “you are a precious jewel to be protected from King Kong.”

[@kaydwessie296]

Oooo I was your 1000th like

[@reasonjefferey4644]

Girl walking in a dark alleyway.. *nice guy grabs her* *girl screams* nice guy: why are you so defensive.

[@PrincessJichu]

That's literally what it feels like LMAO

[@myramoore4463]

I like your pfp

[@BraidedByLee]

@reason JEFFEREY you should really post some I of impractical jokers on your channel and get so suds

[@ladybugscanswim]

'Nice guys' give off gaslighting vibes

[@liggityliggy7923]

Takes woman to bedroom without consent *Screams* WHY SO DEFENSIVE

[@laurynolacsi5293]

These guys are the reason why my parents are so strict that i can’t even have my own phone. They messed up my entire teenage years and someone who touched me had the same DNA as i did. My parents didn’t believe me when i told them who did that to me. Ive been keeping this in for 5 years so i had to talk and idc if no one listens but finally felt some relief getting this off my chest

[@Trickster-is1pe]

What?

[@AvengedPanzer]

Sorry to hear that. You should look up some self defense and combat learning videos, so no one can do this to you ever again.

[@rjflores3800]

@@AvengedPanzer the fuck? Telling someone to look up self defense is so harming and detrimental, your literally contributing to someone potentially harming her again all because you wanted to sound smart. My guess is you’ve never trained in any art otherwise you would know how bullshit and predatory most “self defense” instructors are. People like you drive me up a wall, I’ve dedicated my life to Muay Thai and bjj and you come along with some bullshit where watching a video with zero training is going to somehow protect you from a predator. If your taking “self defense” you need to quit and devote your time to actually going to gym and learn something real. Kids these fuckin days.

[@KeebyFan]

I went through the exact same situation and i know how fucking terrifying it is and still is to think and remember what happened, you never go back to be the same after such a thing, you're really brave for speaking about it, i hope you're doing really well in life

[@laurynolacsi5293]

@@KeebyFan thank you I am❤️

[@evieanne407]

"How many nice guys have you encountered" My count is currently 14. Half of them asked for adult fun time and I'm not even 18 👌🏻

[@milkbread5036]

ruuuuuuuuuunnnnn

[@thehamburgergamer7871]

*Wait, that’s illegal!*

[@evieanne407]

@@thehamburgergamer7871 That doesn't usually stop them

[@laurynolacsi5293]

Same the most guys on my dms were 20+ and i had 20 guys🤮

[@evieanne407]

@Meng Hao age of consent where I live is 18. I know full well thank you. And reguardless of age, the legal age of consent doesnt excuse unsolicited d!ck pics and literal demands to meet up and have adult relations

[@caseygibson7981]

That knock knock joke guy gave me a stroke

[@generalripper7528]

Yeah that was hard to watch/read.. but hey apparently his IQ is close to genius level.

[@ncllss]

I'm having a seizure bc of that dude

[@LunaP1]

Same😆😆😆😆

[@XDarkEcho]

I can't help but feel like he already knew what the punchline, but decided to draw it out. I'm more concerned on why the girl even kept trying so hard.

[@eagletgriff]

not to mention he was tryna flirt with her in the process.

[@TimmyTam]

"We met because our eyes crossed paths" EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@Parker05]

Woman: Looks at nice guy Nice guy: *If she looking at me, she looking for D*

[@spacecore2935]

Hexatechimal 20-31 38 There is a D in my name... Holy frick I’m scared now

[@itscris01]

Hazel Fig ‘Give me all that thy have this night, for we might die of cholera, typhoid or dysentery on the morrow.’

[@RackednStackeddd]

What kind of zodiac spirit animal crystal ball type of crap is this?

[@sallywinston5305]

If this was true, then I have met SO many people. Wonder why they haven't tried looking me up and calling me? Rude.

[@Zavefwar]

I stand amazed people like this exist.

[@Safi494]

This is pretty much 10% the Internet, and it sucks.

[@xen5558]

@@Safi494 indeed, it also sucks to be one of these people, or at least be used to be like them in the past, and I did lol I hate myself eh. It's just creepy.

[@tomguy8151]

OH PLEASE HAHAHA thats not even the worst of it

[@stellarknight04]

@@xen5558 uhh damn... same

[@codeinexrist]

i think you mean "disgusted"

[@Jeminali4167]

My ex best friend was like this. He wouldn't give up or admit when he was wrong, which was the most frustrating thing. I told him directly multiple times to f*ck off, but he just won't. It's been like this for 5 months now. How can someone's mind be tainted to the point of thinking you're nice even after you have been told that you're not? Saying you're nice doesn't make you nice.

[@night-seeker666]

Actually, I've decided to take up the logic of a nice guy and decide that I am a hummingbird of some kind.

[@cloudyyskies9183]

"i fell in love with you immediately because you were drinking a beverage that i like."

[@mince1035]

Me when i see an irn bru advert

[@theundeadpancake9869]

OH MY GOSH

[@juniorjunior5884]

"Yeah man I knew she was the one for me." _"How so bro?"_ "I saw her eating mac and cheese, my favorite meal. I knew she was my soul mate after that."

[@cloudyyskies9183]

@@juniorjunior5884 *_b r u h_*

[@mr.s9783]

Bruh, I saw a girl drinking cold brew coffee once and I nutted on the spot.

[@savannahproduction9665]

That guy who's trying to make her "the most hated person in Boston" probably got himself the most hated person in Boston award

[@skylaandreas9017]

Yeah. What did she say to make him think that everyone in Boston hate her? I bet that everyone in Boston hate him and of laughing at him

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Funny, I was thinking that too.

[@TamWam_]

Wait why did they even do that? What did that person deserve? They were just saying good luck...? Or am I missing something

[@sab8620]

as a Bostonian, I'd never seen this before. I don't think it ever made it on the air or anything.

[@tiawheeler1153]

As a resident of Boston... I don't even know who the guy even is. How can you make someone the most "hated person in Boston" when people in Boston don't even know who you are?

[@chalabread]

Normal person: You’ve changed your number 4 times and I’ve kept blocking you Stalker: I’m a pretty nice guy

[@monikakavaliunaite8017]

Dear guys, never message a girl who isn't in a relationship with you by saying " hi beautiful" or "Hello there sexy" because at least to me, that sounds super creepy

[@benjaminr8961]

I might do that if it is a clearly platonic relationship. In my experience girls like compliments.

[@benjaminr8961]

​@Jay Harv28 Ya, I agree. I don't not really think there is a playbook though. It all depends on how creepy you are. I literally put 0 effort into sleeping with people so I think they understand its genuine.

[@MinatheRaichu]

Especially when you have no prior history with them. If you don't go up to strangers in public and say that, you shouldn't do it online. Simple. But nooo, because some of us would rather not go on a date with a complete stranger instead of building chemistry through funky memes and occasional chatter like normal people, we end up the bad guys.

[@oronthecorn9764]

monika kavaliunaite I AGREE

[@sparkybraincell2159]

Ikr? I mean, I appreciate the thought, but please don’t start a conversation like that.

[@chill817]

"so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?" As a lesbian this hurt me deeply

[@gentlesandladymen]

C H I L L god same.

[@the_maged_maniac_7637]

I'm a guy and even I think that is disgusting. I hope no one ask you that with whoever you date.

[@kerrychristensen7204]

🤷 I think I can give that one the benefit of the doubt. He did ask for clarification and instead of just saying that she wasn't interested in guys what so ever, she repeated the joke. I can see how that could be misinterpreted.

[@gentlesandladymen]

Kerry Christensen it’s still an asshole thing to do. It’s not a joke to imply that they are together to hook up with guys. Don’t give him the benefit of the doubt.

[@kerrychristensen7204]

@@gentlesandladymen 12:59 He didn't, though? Just asked if they'd be up for a threesome. 🤷 Between the smiley she sent and the 'good boy' stuff, I can see where things were misunderstood on his end.

[@UniversalDirp]

6:37 “whatbthe hell did you think” was the funniest thing ever

[@dallaspayday2480]

"Ooo Its a Big Boi Post" I just love the joy in his voice when he says that

[@sal9935]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs almost sold Spongebob for 62 cents.

[@drakevandiver340]

Oh shit

[@bambiboi7269]

yo hol up is krabs a human trafficker

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Mr crabs sees human trafficking as a buisness opportunity

[@felix_0771]

Wait doesn't he know the secret recipe I think that's a bad idea

[@MonoKrohm_2020]

Actually he DID sell Spongebob for 62 cents

[@univurse4283]

“Have you ever thought about letting the woman decide what she wants?” This...this is what an actual nice guy is.

[@benjaminr8961]

Well he is getting what he wants out of it so it is not exactly a sacrifice. You know what I mean?

[@andrewcurtin7003]

@@benjaminr8961 yes but hes far better then the "nice guy" so I think the point still stands XD

[@benjaminr8961]

@@andrewcurtin7003 I am just saying its easy to act virtuous when it does not cost you anything. That same guy might throw a huge hissy fit if things weren't going his way.

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@benjaminr8961 Do you have any information to go off of on this?

[@benjaminr8961]

@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 What are you on about? You don't need evidence to support logic. Logic proves itself.

[@yumerei_vt]

i dated a "nice guy". most abusive guy i've ever dated. he even cheated on me with over 5 people at the same time. i had no idea until two of them came to me (he used to use the excuse that i was ok with him dating other people. i was not and the two who came to me realized something wasn't right very quickly)

[@fridolinmaier8806]

Those guys always seem to assume the worst. This unhealthy attitude becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[@awesome_by_default]

It's a slippery slope that leads to them becoming incels.

[@awkwardukulele6077]

“Please, just a *crumb of COOCHIE!!!* ” Fuckn *saved*

[@ExDee419]

I read your comment as "Please, just a *crumb of COOKIE!!!* " haha

[@rog4566]

Good morn’ krusty cooch

[@karma6380]

"My uncle owns the company! We own you!" Thats sounds similar to "My dad onws roblox and he will ban u!" I doubt he owns anything than a super high ego.

[@gianna5445]

Karma I used to say my uncle owned Animal Jam in fourth grade so people would trade me stuff

[@stuartstribling2296]

gianna that’s how mafia works.

[@thehamburgergamer7871]

Yeah I wanted the girl to say “oh ok I’ll speak to ____ about apologizing to you” and watch him squirm to come up with an excuse why not.

[@thepersondotjpg]

*Wait, does he own coke?*

[@PigFishYT]

If the company is slave trading hes correct tho

[@somepotato9900]

One massive perk to being ugly is that I don't ever have to deal with this

[@cherrybomb2706]

As a Japanese girl we are not “good girls” 6:30

[@cherrybomb2706]

Every female to exist felt uncomfortable

[@chriswolf3686]

"I'm Korean" "North or South?" *_Bruh sound effect #2_*

[@devieditz112]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHnQqKl_lpx6r5I

[@devieditz112]

@Guardian Bailey no prob 👌

[@vaiosony2]

H-28 I feel extremely stupid but why are people making fun of the question?

[@bimbokitti]

Batman i think u should just look up north korea tbh

[@vaiosony2]

BAMBILUVS I know about that but how is it relevant to the question? North Koreans still exist in other countries. Refugees for example.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

So *that's* why Billie wears the baggy clothes

[@shinfren]

Literally tho, it actually is ajshajsh

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@shinfren fr lmaoo

[@isabellahu4606]

Billie literally posted a meme about that on her story the other day

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@isabellahu4606 ooh what if it was inspired by my comment lmao

[@rawrmscryfrm]

Lolll

[@DominikPac-Boy]

9:26 You best Nintendo Switch up that attitude.

[@quartzskull8772]

Don't nintendo sixty-force me to use this

[@nandinisawant3002]

The Boyfriend was the actual nice guy in the chat, who actually treated a woman as a human.

[@DisposableHeroDayZ]

"We met spiritually." Is my new favorite creepy thing to say.

[@vaiosony2]

I will use that one

[@kaydwessie296]

I love using the term "knew each other biblically" but I'll be adding this one to my "shit normal people don't say" vocabulary

[@yesindeed3302]

@@kaydwessie296 mind sharing some of you vocabulary with me? I need new ways to scare people on co-op

[@thousandmemories954]

‘ are you Japanese ‘ (sigh) (I N H A L E S)

[@limonx6778]

Hi im a nice guy and i read ur comment in youtube and ur amazing tord photo u r so perfect i love u and i want to marry u. That's my impression of a "nice guy". Is it good?

[@thousandmemories954]

I like your photo too.. but. (im calling the police)

[@limonx6778]

@@thousandmemories954 I'll take that as a "your impression is great, but please stop"

[@Michelle-iq2yp]

👏 *BOI* 👏

[@fashiue6615]

girl: Im tired :/ guy: wAiT I tHoUgHt yOu wErE JApAnEsE?!?!?!

[@slendveny7191]

8:00 that note in orange makes me laugh every time.

[@lucalu2442]

9:56 WHERE DID THE OVERWEIGHT THING COME IN?? THERE WAS NO MENTION OF WEIGH IN THE CONVERSATION UNTIL HE PULLED THAT OUT-

[@cheezebun0325]

_i swear to god if that guy says “defensive” one more time-_

[@chibiprussia5574]

Drinking game everytime he says it

[@burnttoast3925]

@@chibiprussia5574 nah, you don't want to die from alcohol poisoning.

[@raptorzpackgaming8860]

@@chibiprussia5574 I would have died by the 5 shot

[@l4r1n3]

SHIELD WALLS DEFENSIVE ...am I a video game character?

[@bruh......2005]

GiRls ArE sOo dEfEnsIVe anD neVEr gO To tHe nIce gUys liKe uS😒😔

[@GimpingFish]

“Oh Korea? North or South” **Kim Jong-Un wants to know your location**

[@nursegrenade]

HA

[@acuriousspoon843]

*east*

[@RealWorldHub]

*West*

[@someguy9505]

*Central*

[@dontask6263]

*Middle*

[@TheMaskedFox288]

7:28 At that point threaten to call the cops. If it continues after no has been said it's harrassment

[@Rough_Buff_Alt]

At 11:00 I looked away and thought you were mocking the "nice guys" lol

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

"You are a precious Korean jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" 😂🤣😭 *I'M DEAD*

[@lavenderbees]

So is Kim Jong Il 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lavenderbees]

He's here to protect you from Kim Jong Il's ghost

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

@@lavenderbees you clever bean you

[@ayetiwithinternetacces875]

He legit seems like he was trolling.

[@a_wise_dudette2200]

Kim Jong 2..?

[@chamechevy6304]

Damien: *does light, cute voice for a guy* also *does deep voice for girl* At least us deep voice girls are getting some appreciation.

[@sadtitties222]

@Chebbi Ven Ikr, more love for us deep voiced girls/women! 😁

[@alfedosucksatgames5008]

Listen. They say when a girl likes you their voice gets higher. So I'm hoping that you'll sound like Morgan Freeman when you see me

[@lauren4262]

alfedo sucksatgames haha

[@chamechevy6304]

@Ashton Overstreet oh no, I know, but ya know lol.

[@internalscreaming7566]

alfedo sucksatgames Have you ever had girls just shrieking over you? I’m curious

[@Naitohana]

Imagine seeing someone drinking your favorite drink and thinking that's true love

[@Zaandik]

These types of guys frustrates me so much, cuz theyre the type of the ones that expect woman to do what they want, how they dress, how they act, etc Edit: dont trust guys that say "ill buy you anything you want" it means he only likes ur physical body.

[@kyuura4324]

That guy from the long post was more of a creeper than those green guys from minecraft

[@kane7885]

I cringed me tf out because thats my name

[@LunaP1]

😆👍

[@kywhy734]

Dude literally had a whole relationship in his own head.

[@yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926]

Green Guys? Get out of here you Roblox peasant!

[@kyuura4324]

Your Favorite Claymation Penguin R/woooosh?

[@nataliatheweirdo]

“Knock knock” “Whos there” “You can’t” “You can’t what babe?” “No it isnt-“ *i kNow hOw a GodDaMn jOke wOrKs*

[@calibcrockett]

So cringe with the "babe" and "sweetheart" shit after every text OOF

[@flinggonza5688]

Calling someone babe or sweetheart whose not your SO is basically level 1 cat calling

[@milkbread5036]

@Remas Almusabeh Girls don't like being called any names except their real name if they're not close with the guy....

[@jasmink3841]

@Remas Almusabeh yeah I usually call people sweetheart or hun but it doesn't really mean anything

[@mikerivera373]

To be fair, if I knew someone was gonna try to pull that on me, I’d start fucking with them and giving the same “you can’t what?” responses

[@alexakys__]

11:46 that " perfect " sounded like street fighter

[@Bule_Boy_2D]

I've had too many "nice guys" to count, what is worse is that I'm 15

[@excellentfilms6988]

Blessings... Serisously, I hope your doing olright. Even as a guy "nice guys" legitimately scare me.

[@TheMadagascarqueen]

Big yikes. I'd screenshot every convo they had and report it to the police, especially if they've refused to leave you alone

[@CorelUser]

I knew you were gay without even looking at your pf

[@Bule_Boy_2D]

@@CorelUser yeah, it says it in my name

[@kevintrang3007]

*8:40* "Kim Jong Il" That guy CAN'T be serious!

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

A jewel to be protected He talks like Kim Jong urn as if he is a Jewel heist perp

[@noway4792]

Reasons why girls go for Chad's: 1. Chad's not a desperate loser 2. Chad can accept 'no' as a reasonable answer 3. Chad has a life other than chasing girls and harrassing them 4. Chad has friends and doesn't get clingy Be like Chad. Don't be butthurt over rejection. PS: All of you can argue in the comments just because this comment got under your skin but bottom line is girls go for guys who aren't like you, or people who get bothered over irrelevant little things because it's unattractive in general. And I'm not going to spend any more of my time trying to argue with trolls who want to pretend that saying that certain opinions are wrong is going to suddenly change people's mind about it. You can comment and argue all you want. I'm not changing my mind about this, and I'm not taking down this comment because you think I'm an " idiot" for not agreeing with you. Thank you for proving my point.

[@moonjellygirl]

Speach ☝️ that's true

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@thesoupiestsoupster9019 you go for both

[@Mizzurani]

Arent Chads well known for dont accept a no? Because they just take want they want. This things is what normal People do.

[@noway4792]

@@Mizzurani then you need to get out more and meet new people.

[@Mizzurani]

@@noway4792 Why? I mean im quite active. What in my comment is wrong?

[@Airgialla32]

That guy and the Asian girl made me laugh uncontrollably

[@sepsysmurf6982]

i am so creeped out by the one at 5:49 bc that is my exact description and i go to chorus after school... i just have to meet someone called Alex

[@josephinekalbfleisch5100]

i literally choked when he said he would protect her from Kim Jong Un ll

[@sgc2004]

same omfg

[@idadalmeida9536]

I face palmed so hard

[@eliac]

I *g r o a n e d* out loud

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

What was the censorship of the ethnicity for then?

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

Il is dead too lol

[@Sandstimes]

"U do hookups" 2 messages later "I'm in love with you"

[@davyvos4255]

Me being single af but watching these videos knowing that I am at least capable of knowing normal people boundaries...

[@ravendraws]

No I dont want an f boy I want a human being who is actually nice without saying it and to my fellow actually nice guys who get stuck with r/nicegirls dont worry there is someone out there for you

[@plant_12]

The Korean girl: *Does not give guy a chance* Guy: Men does not like having their emotions played with! I will give you a second chance! Girl: *Doesn't even want a second chance*

[@littlesadeo]

Ikr so creepy😂

[@jackbarnes7626]

“Oh korea, North or south?” “what the hell do you think” 😂😂😂

[@Airman56]

I'm Korean and I get this question a lot...

[@jackbarnes7626]

@@Airman56 blows my mind how stupid people can be

[@klarabarunovic9841]

I don't get it...

[@Airman56]

@SlimyKlerburt East

[@Airman56]

@@klarabarunovic9841 thats an oof

[@SleepyFunkin]

The way they said "PLEASE, JUST A CRUMB OF COOCHIE" lmfao

[@sunflwxr]

“Girls always go after Chad regardless of who they are” Me in a relationship with a woman: 👁👄👁

[@sweetbubbles1929]

"I'm not like other guys." You got that right buddy, all the fellas I know are good people.

[@night-seeker666]

I wish I could say the same.

[@controversialguy]

@@night-seeker666 why ?

[@night-seeker666]

@@controversialguy Because I know a lot of nasty fellas.

[@controversialguy]

@@night-seeker666 Cool

[@sturmtruppen3493]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says defensive

[@augustcollman8605]

*wasted*

[@shirleymicallef8449]

And hostile

[@jargon1373]

F

[@lavenderbees]

help I have alcohol poisoning

[@bread423]

If a boy ever treated me like this I would have just said: “Look man, I am a lesbian, stop it” and leave

[@heavy965]

No,You just block him ?He dosen't really care if you're lesbian or not. It's an nice guy. Not a guy with average I.Q

[@bread423]

@@heavy965 I meant in real life, not on chat. I didn't specify, sorry

[@Finn_online]

“Nice” guy: I love Japanese girls, so cute Girl: I’m korean “Nice” guy: oh, North or south Girl: .... Me: lol Im korean to XD and also she is probably face palming rn XD

[@littlestone1655]

Also Korean here, and the fact that he said 'I'll protect you from Kim Jong Il' is. just. Smh.

[@Briellevansant]

The guy who thinks he can harass that girl because he’s higher up in the company makes me want to die. SUE HIM

[@frankf684]

Gabrielle VanSant that seemed like total bull shit on his part

[@ok-op8lg]

uh sueing people aint cheap

[@IllHandleThis]

pėnjis True, but she has a legitimate case and could actually make bank. It would be worth it.

[@lclane5256]

Classism at its finest.

[@DrTimeSCPPsych]

She could literally go to labor board and I only Sue him for sexual harassment the workplace but could Sue the company for covering for him

[@Pinnjaaa]

"Nice guy" is a warning now days.

[@Kyavata]

It always was.

[@tendericed2749]

If the Noun is accompanied by a „nice“ I always take 2 steps back

[@CapzlockMinecraft]

'Are you dense?' and overwieght being related was so funny to me

[@boringbrianne7606]

"You are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" bro i just- im cackling like a deranged witch

[@martinwathen3807]

I really don't know how she didn't fall for him right there. The most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[@counttheclock3318]

martin wathen standards...dear child it’s called standards

[@deletodraw1944]

@@counttheclock3318 Also known as jokes.

[@sweeyangchen3710]

Jesus fricking christ. Girls dont want to be treated like this, and on r/nicegirls boys derserve better. MoRaL oF ThE sToRy: BW A DECENT HUMAN BEING

[@silaswyda3339]

anyone who calls themself a nice *insert gender* is automatically assumed to be an entitled dick

[@lilithfromtboi]

69 likes nice

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

Those two subreddits are the resons why id rather turn into a weed plant and not have to deal with that bullshit

[@SimF1e]

the same princible about calling yourself smart. If you say "im nice" you arent, if you say "im smart" you arent that being said im smart and im nice

[@awesome_by_default]

@@SimF1e ooooh self burn, those are rare XD. In all seriousness though, I totally agree. "Often the loudest person in the room is the most insecure." It goes for more than just "being nice" or intelligence. If you have to tell everyone that you are "insert trait here" then you probably aren't. Of course, context matters. They are SOME specific times where it is appropriate to boast about traits, but I can't stress this enough, THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! When it comes to meeting people and forming connections, don't be like that. Let actions speak for themselves.

[@megoodatgame8535]

One girl said “why isn’t there a subreddit about nice guys” Bru

[@wowowowow1]

6:14 discord’s mod be like

[@Detrifus]

11:58 "I picture him as a villain who, once he gets rejected, his true powers come out." Me: "Waluigi??"

[@pokedactyl]

Yas

[@cottontaelle5863]

im sorry but this is the funnies tthing in the world

[@kaid7281]

W A H

[@IJustWantToBeAKnight]

*W A H ?*

[@izzyravin9713]

Smg4??!?

[@PichDextro]

mY iQ iS 3 pOiNtS fRoM gEnIuS *doesn't even know how to follow basic instructions*

[@mimigottfried8604]

@satan That's exactly what a dumbass would say hahah.

[@jeremias5784]

@satan IS NOT A PHASE MOM, IN THE NEXT ALBERT ANSTAIN

[@Hanna-po6mt]

i feel like he already knew and just trolling the girl xD

[@m.a.g.4881]

@Deserve Not Desire be was joking man

[@raildevblx6061]

What the absolute fuck is this replying section? "Smart" is just a labeling of our society. One's appearances, intelligence, and so on could do something better than you. If said "smart" involves some level of cleverness and being wise, I'm pretty sure rule following isn't a choice. Why? Because you wouldn't be smart if you'd disobey them. But I didn't tell you all this, and also it's common sense.... Which isn't common here... But what can you do... Move on...

[@butiluwya3277]

10:35 this guy acts like he is in elementary school

[@goose5200]

“Nowhere private to go.” I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[@DreemyDreemz]

"Being nice isn't a personality trait" The Sims: Are you sure about that? (The trait is actually "good" or something, but it works...well enough)

[@Terryterryterryterryterry]

They aren't even that nice, though! They say a lot of insults and think they know everything and are so entitled.

[@sansundertale7406]

@@Terryterryterryterryterry I know, right? I'm super chill with actual nice guys, but being "nice" in order to pull a chick into a relationship or get some quick pussy isn't actually being nice. It's being manipulative.

[@hddonutmanas8443]

no

[@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890]

@@Terryterryterryterryterry Couldn't tell if you were talking about the 'nice guys' or the Sims. It works for both.

[@moondrop784]

Totallyahooman it was nice in the sims 3 I think

[@privcraft_]

8:05 "hot girl from school like no homo, but DAYUM" Plot twist: *OP ended up with the hot girl*

[@sommer2492]

Good for her

[@ghostofabetterworld4862]

Better love story than Twilight

[@kkamismom4299]

this video physically exhausted me so much, i might need to take a quick nap

[@appleandroid7954]

Love how they get a chance and after they blow it they’re just like “You never give us nice guys a chance”

[@Kommiekiller]

“You’re a jewel to be protected from Kim Jong ill” I spit my coffee all over my phone dammit 😂

[@internalscreaming7566]

I started screeching, my little sister yelled at me

[@marissacalle8492]

😅😂😂

[@internalscreaming7566]

Marissa Calle MY LITTLE SISTER HAS YOUR NAME MARISSA OK THIS IS SOME WEIRD VOODOO CRAP WHAT THE FRICK-

[@marissacalle8492]

@@internalscreaming7566 Haha. Umm this is also weird but it's not my actual name. My friend is writing a book and Marissa is the main character and I REALLY like her book so I used it 😂😂 Hope this puts you at ease lol

[@internalscreaming7566]

Marissa Calle Still XD I find it funny that I mentioned my sister and then her name just appears I’m dying oh my gosh XD

[@sallywinston5305]

Girl: *exists* Nice guy: MARRY ME!!! I LOVE YOUR BOOBS!!!! Guy: *exists* Nice guy: *blends in with normal people* Guy: *has a girlfriend* Nice guy: DAMN YOU CHAD!!!!!

[@mowthekitt]

Lol

[@sallywinston5305]

@@kaid7281 Nice girl: *texts during a godforsaken hour in which most people would be asleep* Guy: *doesn't text cause he's sleeping* Nice girl: YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!

[@googleemail7369]

Excellent trolling from the knock knock guy. That jokes ancient now. Once bitten twice shy😆

[@samanthaallred3431]

Omg I'm glad I decided to watch this. This is best thing I've seen in month's 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing!

[@xpossed]

"knock knock" "who's there" "r/ihada" "r/ihada who?" "r/ihadastroke"

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

knock knock whos there ihavea ihavea who? i have a boyfriend (i should clarify i'm not gay)

[@mlkforever2010]

Knock knock Whos there Death Hi buddy I found some more targets humanity calls them "the nice guys" Thanks

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

@• K a t h y • that's actually creative tho.

[@movedouttoanewhome]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 I'm gay

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

@@movedouttoanewhome neato.

[@Jeff-ti8gj]

Legend says he's still saying who's there

[@loe-h]

lol