r/Justneckbeardthings | always ask for consent first.

[@abbysmith5933]

“The world is not your porno” needs to be said WAY more. Like, can we make this a thing?

[@CoalMinerGlove]

Official "The World is NOT Your Porno" Shirts when?

[@jordanenby9734]

@@CoalMinerGlove I would wear that in a heartbeat.

[@cheriethecherub]

That is actually an amazing quote. I should use that if needed.

[@ochettekamishashan6814]

Girl: is 10/10 People: you are so beautiful! That one fcking guy: stop lying💀

[@Pandorarules]

Someone put that shit on a shirt!

[@xanithdegroot5407]

A moment of silence for the editor's search history, forever tainted having to find that twilight sparkle foot fetish art. No level of incognito mode and clearing browsing history could ever clean away that.

[@ShwappaJ]

"Senzu beans only heal physical damage. Emotional trauma can only be healed via therapy." - TFS Android 16

[@Brock_Lee501]

Believe me, there is far worse out there.

[@CatsOverBrats]

I don't care if some random dude on the internet sees my husband as a "weak man" for not having children. I love my husband. We chose the childfree life because we have no interest in having children. Weak or strong don't matter. Children should be 100% wanted and there's a 0% want here.

[@crazycatladystudios]

I think that's a completely valid decision. People should stop having children just for the sake of it only to bring them into a world where they can't be fully nurtured or taken care of, and people also shouldn't feel pressured into having children before they are/when they're not financially or emotionally ready. I'm happy for you and your husband, and I also think your username is quite an apt choice :)

[@DrakonHype-1-]

That is a walking win right there. If you don’t think you could handle raising a child, don’t do it. Children are tough to handle, (I say, as a teen) and you knowing you don’t want a kid and being absolutely fine with it means you know what you’re doing. I wish you and your husband the best of days.

[@CatsOverBrats]

@@DrakonHype-1- Thank you, kind internet stranger.

[@sundaywasabi]

It's actually sad that some people just decide everyone should want children. There's nothing wrong with those of us who don't. Also, love your username.

[@Wolftatze]

Exactly this. Also, the gall of having children/animals when you cannot properly care for them or they would be raised/live in an environment not suited for them is just plain evil. We want to have children, but only if we can properly care for them. Right now, we are both earning well and saving for a house, but I am contracted only for a foreseeable time. Once that changes, we'll look for houses and go for it. But if you force life, no matter in which form, in an unstable situation - and parenthood and animal ownership is exactly that, if you cannot afford or guarantee it - , you behave very, very egoistical.

[@davidvanvlerah7825]

I was surprised by the "forced pairing" creepfest poll results myself, but you have to consider the group being polled. If this was posted on some neckbeard site, then I'm honestly impressed that the majority are actually aware. Bravo! Progress for the nice guys!

[@NathanRibeirodeFrancaYegrosFer]

It's youtube, but I got your point, if the majority in a neckbeard community say no than yeah it's getting somewhat better

[@naptime4foxy]

@@NathanRibeirodeFrancaYegrosFerthat poll was on Twitter...

[@Oxygen1004]

@@NathanRibeirodeFrancaYegrosFer I'm glad you didn't know that this was twitter, but still. the poll was on twitter which makes it even better that No somehow won

[@lefishe5845]

​@@Oxygen1004the twits have become even more blatantly evil so 50% is extremely impressive.

[@thecluckster3908]

Don’t say “bravo” to them doing the bare minimum

[@purpljade_music]

Who is Robin? In Math: my solution In History: my King In Art: my idol In Science: my oxygen In Geography: my world In Health: my daily dose And last but not least, In Zoology: MY BURB

[@TylerMusgrave9]

OMG THE END OF THE LIST HAD ME DYING

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

True

[@abdelmalekmetidji]

Ah yes , to be in love with your favourite birb , beautiful

[@pking8792]

He's also a constant unnecessary earful

[@kallixo]

in toilet: my shit

[@AluminumFusion22]

7:28 So for clarification, Jared Shapiro is the name of the character who is attracted to Blossom and the man pictured, named Jacob Goldman did not write himself into the show, but was added as a character as a joke due to him resembling a stereotypically "nerdy" character. This was confirmed by Jean Woo, the official Cartoon Network spokesperson in an interview who also went on to clarify that writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle were the ones who created the character and it was storyboard artist Grace Kraft who decided to model Jared after Jacob and to have him voice the character. Jacob Goldman did not create the character and merely provided the voice. He is also not the creator of the reboot. TL;DR The PPG reboot tried to make a reference to one of its crew members but it came out with really creepy implications in a show with already inappropriate content for younger audiences.

[@Phys1csfactor]

Don’t have the attention span to read this, but I totally agree

[@justinbiondi]

gay

[@EuanFarren]

Shorten that to twenty words or less

[@AluminumFusion22]

I'm sorry for the wall of text, everyone. 😅

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

Why does this post keep showing up when it already was disproven years ago.Seriously I hate when these false facts keep showing up and people on Twitter still believe as it was true

[@lindsay8320]

Robin, as a mother of 5 I need to tell you how proud I am of you for understanding the complexities and hardships of being a parent! When kids are little they're all over the place either a threat to themselves or the cat! Always on your toes til age 8 or so! Then as they get older its still hard. They won't eat mice turds but your kids now got other, more worrisome concerns. And no matter what! No matter how many times you tell them they're loved and appreciated or hugged too much or not enough, there's always something you're terrified of messing up, and will it affect them more than you know.... Who knows! Being a parent is the worst and best thing ever. And usually, adults without kids aren't as sympathetic or understanding as you are! Emkay is my absolute comic relief twice, sometimes 3 times a day. So hearing you give such support is heartwarming. Your mum should be very proud of you, You're a great kid XOXO.

[@lindsay8320]

Sorry I kind of went into mum mode and had to let you know how special you are, Robin😂

[@lick3227]

Several fish know where you live

[@the-rat-system9626]

this is so sweet, omg!

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

I prefer it when men say strong women aren't women and they'd never date them. It means I get all the strong women for myself

[@Linggo-]

:)

[@lefishe5845]

To be fair they are out of the equation entirely anyways. Their preference doesn't matter that much. C:

[@Crackedcripple]

Yes this needs to be popularized so we can gate keep them all to ourselves game is game

[@Sweetkindniceguy]

But even when males are strong the females still won’t give the genuine nice guy a chance and friendzone the genuine nice guy because all they see is just a male version of your female friend and all I’m told is to just see a therapist therapy is just overused and a excuse to justify bad toxic behaviors towards a male that’s just genuine and kind have you seen Joey swole these females make fun of genuine nice guys just for likes and attention on social media and it gets scary to the point where a genuine nice guy can’t even glance at a female without the fear of being ridiculed on social media for likes and attention and won’t give the genuine nice guy a chance you females expect genuine nice guys like me to treat you like human beings but when a ugly broke homeless guy tries to compliment and tries to get you know you you females just ignore him walk pass him like he don’t either exist or that he’s human and you females expect us to treat you like human there’s videos of a female that tried to see how life was like being a man and she hated it and felt miserable

[@Luigicat11]

@@Sweetkindniceguy Well, I wouldn't say to see a therapist. An English teacher would probably be a better first step, especially if you speak as incoherently as you type.

[@Zombie-Hunter]

Sadly it seems that disrespect towards women is increasing lately. There are people saying women should have their rights taken away.

[@waewae]

yeah, men scare me so much

[@willc3697]

In another video about incels, I saw a post from a REALLY bad case, where he was saying something like “if a man is strong enough to overpower a female, he is entitled to help himself to her body.” Just thinking about somebody actually believing in something like that makes me sick to my stomach.

[@ThePopo543]

You mean like the supreme court and certain states from the United Dumpsterfire of America? Yup.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Look at what we've done with our rights dude. Can you honestly not see where they're coming from..?

[@lavenderpaint7727]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty pick me spotted, deploying common sense information packet cuz clearly they are lacking in it

[@MWSin1]

(some) Christians today: English is a Christian language. English speakers in the 6th century: What in the name of Woden are they talking about?

[@nomobobby]

Funny he goes after atheists using his language and not the other non-Christians. Yes, I own the whole language now because we converted the island +1,500 years ago.

[@js8qp2pwisos]

Idk i wouldve thought it was Latin. All bibles used to be written in latin right? Then once literacy rates went up and more than just priests were reading the bible they made more in english??

[@MWSin1]

@@js8qp2pwisos The New Testament was written in Greek, originally. The Vulgate, the principal Latin translation, was produced in the late fourth century. Translations into other languages began to gain traction during the Reformation. Translations were often suppressed by the Catholic Church, due to their connections with heretical movements.

[@KurosakiYukigo]

I'm a bit concerned that Robin had that Twilight Sparkle macro fetish art on hand.

[@alchemysaga3745]

Pretty sure that the editor had to find it.

[@seantaggart7382]

Oh no

[@derpyman3716]

You must not know Robin then kek

[@japanesejackalope]

I did get bullied for liking anime. I never did anything cringe legit I told people about anime I enjoyed and got harassed. This happened when I told people I like Sonic and Pokémon as well. Kids are just cruel and terrible for no reason sometimes.

[@darkstarr984]

They really are. I as an adult have sometimes gotten bullied for enjoying anime music and other J-pop and non-English rock, and the people who did that never actually saw all my tics and quirks.

[@RaptorNX01]

100% guarantee that dude bullied someone in school just for having something anime related (shirt, folder, art, etc). he has the same neckbeard energy as those chodes with the master chief avi replying to someone with a pony avi going "stop shoving your fandom down people's throats!1!!1!" I've gotten legit death threats just for liking the "wrong" things. and its not just kids doing it, sadly.

[@RaptorNX01]

its also rich to see that comment on a sub where it seems at least a quarter of it consists of just attacking people for what they like.

[@specterknight0542]

I can super relate to this, i just got asked what were my hobbies and what do i liked and when i said i liked anime, sonic, mario and not COD combined with my HIPERACTIVITY and positive charm things decended into almost 7 years of bullying were even my "friends" ended up betraying me... They push me to fall from a set of stairs, they manipulated me to pay for their stuff, they Put a live BLACK WIDOW into my backpack(im arachnofobic) and thats the light things they did to me, a guy that was like me was pushed out of the window injurying himself because he didnt liked how they were treating him, and a lot of Abuse from my classmates, the teachers pretended to be blind until i said enough and defended myself from a bully that was cutting my arm with his friends not letting me escape (i still have the scar in my right arm) the bully was set innocent even tho i was bledding, they sent a report to my mom which was very happy for me defending from a bully since she was also super angey at how they treated me, my family always loved me and supported me and its the reson why i havent offed from this world, im always glad to count with them, its been time since all that happened and i when i remember all thst i wonder: How people can be so cruel? They did it for fun and only that. But things got better recently, as my mother says: "Dont give up" And so i looked above into the stars and right now im very happy and positive, my family loves me, i have a girfriend that surprisingly loves anime more than me jejeje and i finally have some friends i can trust my life into... I share this because i fell comfortable here reading your comment, thank you for reading me :)

[@specterknight0542]

​@@darkstarr984i fell you man

[@tim_the_traveler]

We all have the compacity to be a neck beard, but what makes us different from them is commonsense and treating every human as a human.

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

it's capacity

[@mopolita7215]

And also razors, we have razors

[@NbNgMOD]

Hmmm

[@baofleurence7650]

So what you're saying is that neckbeards are compact ?

[@midnightdagger21]

I applaud people who willingly acknowledge the fact that they don't have the ability to raise children. It shows a different level of maturity to realize how much goes into putting someones life in your own hands, and how some people are simply better off putting that time and energy into bettering their own lives.

[@15cola]

it’s always sad to me to see how often the difference in socialization for men results in radicalization & (sometimes violent) hatred towards others in response to being socially outcast. i know exactly what it’s like to be an outcast too (i’m gay, trans, autistic, like anime & other “cringe” things, not traditionally masculine/attractive, have trouble talking to people, you name it), but it’s never once crossed my mind to turn my frustration with my own loneliness against other people as heavily as these people do (and i think i should be very grateful for that). i also really liked the whole sentiment about confidence being the key to everything, i’ve also found that no matter how difficult life gets, the only way to make friends & have experiences that actually made it a little easier was to lean into being who i am & let the people who matter come find me themselves, instead of just wallowing in shame over the fact that some people might reject me for it. it also helps to make a genuine effort to just be open to other people, even as someone who is very socially awkward i’ve made plenty of friends (a lot of whom share my interests) just because i was willing to have a pleasant conversation with them when approached rather than antagonizing them immediately because of my own self-esteem issues. sometimes the reason people don’t want to be around you is because you act like an asshole and it’s unpleasant

[@impracticalnuke]

Robin's doodle tattoo sleeve is actually so well done my brain can't actually process it being real. It's like an amalgamation of shape and colour and my brain just refuses to see it as an actual physical thing.

[@thesuperjacobshow8151]

My "Nice Guy" phase lasted about 1 week in middle school. I'm glad I grew out of it.

[@stephenlovesyou4151]

Shut up Jacob

[@ArtTheClownHatesYou]

​@@stephenlovesyou4151 Uh oh. Did your anime pillow dump you because you were too small?

[@lichkrieg4898]

Lower class parent here, parenting is hard but it's worth it. Even people with way more than me struggle because teaching a child to be a good human is difficult, reinforcing good behavior and ideas to someone who isn't developed mentally is taxing. I wouldn't trade it for all the money in the world.

[@tessiepinkman]

We *need* "The world is NOT your porno"-merch! It's the best fucking thing I've heard in a loooong time!

[@ethaniskrayz]

those cans are probably worth hundreds of dollars at a can return station

[@ushijimawakatoshi2106]

As someone who was raised on mlp, the thumbnail of this video makes me want to do my Lil Dancy dance off a bridge and onto the freeway 🫠🤠

[@machaxy6201]

Same

[@crazycatladystudios]

Obligatory reminder that Hatsune Miku is sixteen years old. Canonically she will be 16 forever, and I believe that her sixteenth anniversary of existence (so to speak lol) just passed too.

[@ImYourCherryBomb]

I’m pretty sure Miku doesn’t actually have a canon age? Like all that was just decided by the fandom and everyone’s rolled with it? TBH I never got into vocaloid tho so I my knowledge is second hand.

[@silxvrrr]

14:02 i am convinced that this is either rage bait, or the person is an actual serial rapist and that's not even exaggerating

[@TylerMusgrave9]

I feel like the guy was going for more of a "women are too weak to fight men, just give them guns instead" vibe. Kind of a middle ground option between rage bait and serial rapist.

[@cassiopeia36]

Maybe not a rapist, but a wife beater.

[@marsar1775]

Im autistic and have adhd. i also struggle in social situations, and all of my romantic success has been because online i can have a wall inbetween that functions as an excuse when i need to calm down. Or, they took pity on me irl lmao. and every success, and even failure, made me stronger for it and like you robin, never has the thought of controlling people to be in relationships ever crossed my mind cause what the fuck

[@OwenTaylorhasleftcookies4u]

Wait there’s more of my adhd autistic brain??

[@TheManDude]

12:05 She gave him a hilarious response, and he talks back like *this?* This is just weird.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

I know. I genuinely had to pause the video so I could laugh and not miss out

[@pikathechao3701]

Room solely for the purpose of filling with finished dew cans: Kinda freaking epic, looks clean and purposeful, and feels like an achievement. Bedroom filled with crushed beer cans and trash: Makes one want to gag, looks like a hoarding situation, and feels like a mental illness. With a collector for a father, and a hoarder for a mother, I can tell you these two images are VERY different things and say a lot about the mental health, or unhealth, of the person involved. I still talk to/am friends with my father. I have gone N/C with my mother.

[@enderboy1824]

9:28 some interesting history about this place. It’s Mount Athos. A place in Greece where woman are banned. And by woman, I mean all woman. No female chickens, cows, birds, nothing. I can’t even really call it apart of Greece because *technically* it isn’t. It even has hyper special and specific rights when it comes to the EU.

[@ThePopo543]

Female birds and insects: "haha wings go brrrrrr"

[@Swaggywashere]

“I think my other worldly ghost friend have something to say about this”- Peter griffin

[@lloyddragon2036]

"this site is about bullying males" *shows a picture of a girl being bullied*

[@AsgardianQueen]

Neckbeards can be weird and creepy sometimes, but they can also be funny.

[@Demi_gse]

Robin is just the best. I love the rants and tangents and it's also clear he has lurked in some of the older and weirder corners of the internet. Awesome vid.

[@Just_a_commenter]

0:07 Oh, oh no. all the sugar in those drinks... That's going to be an absolute bug-infested mess D:

[@Moonlite_Kitsune]

Ugh, god don't even mention that ew

[@MolaMaximum]

The room is probably owned by the bugs

[@jackgame281]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP TIHI

[@unikittie11]

yay vore latias is back :) I meant the person, not the latias

[@Moonlite_Kitsune]

@@unikittie11 mhm, we love our vorny boi

[@pcseeya4534]

4:29 I really respect what you said here about adhd. I see people with mild cases go through life saying that they cant control something because of adhd, when all it takes is practice, I'm only 15 for gods sake and i handle my moderate to severe case pretty well even unmedicated. I know I'm not in thier shoes and everyone is different but, to an extent, you can control it. It just takes work.

[@emelemred1575]

Man... I swear Neckbeards are a whole other species, like... damn...

[@ShwappaJ]

Nah, it's just a trend. It'll fade some day, I'm sure. Maybe.

[@shimerrill967]

True

[@krasistefanovlol]

@@ShwappaJ its never gonna fade, theres always gonna be that guy who hates all women and never takes a shower

[@DISCLOSE14.MP4]

Bruh imagine having seggs and He says "Say my name" "Norbert~ 😩"

[@80PercentUnreliable]

I mean, if he already got in that position then i don’t think the name is a problem 😭

[@MSRTA_Productions]

The Emkay Gods have risen. Speak to us, Emkay!

[@unikittie11]

And the true first comment has risen!

[@over_fusion]

emkay says ima upload every 3 hours

[@w3aponex870]

*SPEAK*

[@keni_SCR4TCH]

_SPEAK_

[@donovansshoes7462]

What language do the emkay gods speak? Also this and the first reply read like a dark souls scribble

[@zakuraRabbit]

Not everyone can be a good parent just because they have a lot of money and time. I have a decent amount of money, and all the time in the world... I know for a fact I would be a terrible mother... because I can't stand kids. That's why I chose not to have any.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

"only pics of me crying I got so many" is hilarious.

[@Ejack69]

12:45 if I’m not mistaken, I believe the show that they’re talking about is an anime called ‘Onimai: I’m Now Your Sister!’. In short; it’s about 20 year old boy named Mahiro Oyama (a NEET), who gets turned into a female middle schooler by his younger sister Mihari Oyama (a scientist) in order to rehabilitate him. It’s definitely got some questionable moments here & there, but it’s generally a pretty wholesome/feel-good slice of life. Would recommend! Although, yeah. The commenter’s explanation of it is pretty shit.

[@realmcarthy]

Seems silly. I might watch it :)

[@Ejack69]

@@realmcarthy it’s pretty silly. A little goofy even, one could say. Definitely check it out though, you won’t regret it!

[@Hybrid69420]

Ooo sounds cool I might watch it

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

8:20 I could be wrong, but that kinda looks like a Mt Dew pie/cheesecake with a Dorito crust. I am now off to never eat again. Have a lovely day, gamers.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Oh yeah I think I hard of that crap

[@xanithdegroot5407]

I was wondering who was going to tell him. But yes. Oh and I do believe from my limited culinary knowledge: It also has a mountain dew glaze of some sort on top given the glossy shine.

[@dbbd-fj3gn]

​@@xanithdegroot5407either that or it was mtn dew gelatin due to it being slightly transparent

[@garythomas738]

In Australia a little while ago it used to be a brand called Tapout. You’d see shirts with the logo and know immediately to stay away. Cross the street, pretend you can’t see them and walk fast.

[@roach_loader]

12:54 i think the anime they’re talking about is Onimai? it’s actually pretty wholesome, uses the weird tropes to describe the experience of coming back into society through the lens of someone who isolated themselves from it. edit: they also lighten up on the weird tropes as it goes on as Mahiro gets more comfortable in her social life.

[@Venjamin]

This man saying he's not conventionally attractive and then DEMOLISHING US with those gorgeous photos how DARE.

[@Retrothebesttro]

8:50 the maet riding there is insane

[@The-Real-Doorknob]

He is meat riding Andrew Tate in the most literal sense

[@CrimsoniteSP]

Man, having genetics for a neckbeard really screwed me over in the online space. First I can't call myself a "nice guy" to describe me and I gotta shave in order not to look like the stereotype? At some point I just don't care.

[@shadowsorceress5958]

Hey, I hope this doesn't come off as condescending, but if these things are genuinely bothering and worrying you, here's a bit of advice 1: "Nice" is a bare minimum term. The neighbour across the street you kinda know is "nice", your substitute teacher is "nice", your parent's friends are "nice". Have more confidence in yourself. Are you creative, adventurous, honest, extroverted, sarcastic, laid-back? This is in reference to dating though. People won't be interested just because someone is nice. Plus, a lot of people who say "I'm a nice guy/girl" are actually not that nice because when you are a nice person, it should be evident. Not saying this applies to you though, just something I've noticed online. 2: It's less having a neckbeard itself, since you can't help where hair grows, and more the idea of being unkempt and messy. The stereotype of a neckbeard is someone who doesn't look after their hygiene, possibly due to low self esteem. It's not putting effort into your physical care and appearance. You don't need to look like a runway model, but things like, showering, washing your clothes, having a skin care routine, or trimming your beard if you have one Again, I hope this doesn't come off as condescending. We all have our insecurities, and I just don't want you feeling like you've been completely screwed over by something you can't help. Hope you have an awesome day!

[@CrimsoniteSP]

@@shadowsorceress5958 Nah, it's a joke. I said something similar to this in their last nice guys vid.

[@shadowsorceress5958]

@@CrimsoniteSP That's good! Just wanted to check cause too many guys unfortunately go down the route of "Well I'm just ugly and no one cares I'm nice so I don't care any more" and turn into assholes who probably weren't actually nice to begin with. Remember you have something to offer the world and you aren't defined by a romantic relationship

[@CrimsoniteSP]

@@shadowsorceress5958 Not me, lol. Just making comedy on the fact people assume too much. I used to call myself a "nice guy" un-ironically. Which, y'know, before I knew what it actually meant in like 2010s lingo, people used to give me stares and stuff. And when I actually started growing a neckbeard, obviously people are going to give me kore stares. Because for some reason neck bearded men decided to become the most moronic hooligans to ever exist. And thus, when people see me, they assume too much and you already see where that goes. Comedy is literally holding a mirror to the world and laughing at our hilarious mistakes. These stereotypes being one of them is hilarious.

[@shadowsorceress5958]

@@CrimsoniteSP Glad to hear! As long as you're keeping confident in yourself and making sure you keep fighting the stereotype 😂

[@SpongebobIsInnocent]

Well, time to get angered and disgusted. 🍿

[@stephenlovesyou4151]

You also could just look in the mirror to get the same feelings.

[@SpongebobIsInnocent]

@@stephenlovesyou4151 I'm aware of this ♥

[@ArtTheClownHatesYou]

​@@stephenlovesyou4151 What's the difference between you and a hole in the ground? A hole is actually capable of being pounded.

[@naptime4foxy]

"Teaching women self-defense should be a crime." 🙂 My reaction... I don't know what to think. Bye 😐

[@koifishfiction7685]

As a woman currently taking self defense classes, that was my reaction too.

[@ShwappaJ]

Guy probably got his ahh kicked by some girl in high school and now has a lifelong grudge over it

[@Bridgahid]

@queen_zj6136 I saw your comment a few seconds before I heard that "tEaChInG wOmEn SeLf DeFeNsE sHoUlD bE a CrImE" thing in the video... :/ Also, wtf is wrong with whoever thought that it should be a crime?! That person/those people must have a few screws loose, right? *_...Yikes..._*

[@WTXtraYZ]

“Thats not a nutshell thats a mask” Dude that was so sudden

[@rosiekittengirl760]

Robin do you not know how big horses are??? Like sure, the Twilight sparkle cutout had a huge head, but her body was pretty normal pony size from what I could tell lol

[@real_abender]

First, remember what the title of the show is called. They're _little_ ponies. Second, I would say Princess Celestia is closer to RL pony size, meaning that most ponies in the show would be smaller than average.

[@rosiekittengirl760]

@@real_abender First, did you see the part in my comment where I said she was normal PONY size? Second, there are multiple different sizes of pony.

[@MegaFrog]

>one chance at life >named Norbert

[@misscl0ud]

11:19 okay I think I got most of them. Atsushi, Dazai (bungo stray dogs) Langa and Reki (sk8) The next two idk Violet (violet evergarden) Forgot her name but it’s the main chara from spirited away Next one Idk maybe howl? San (mononoke hime) And I think it’s Dio from Jojo (haven’t watched it)

[@elijahtaylor8237]

I thought that was violet, but I wasn't 100%

[@rosiepear7531]

As someone new to anime, I thank you

[@namonakitokumei3482]

From left to right it's Dio: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure San: Princess Mononoke Howl: Howl's Moving Castle Chihiro: Spirited Away Violet Evergarden: Violet Evergarden 2 guys from Haikyuu (haven't watched it) Reki: Sk8 the Infinity Langa: Sk8 the Infinity Dazai: Bungo Stray Dogs Atsushi: Bungo Stray Dogs

[@ACowardlyCheese]

8:35 I think this guy has a crush on Andy Temper-Tatetrum

[@Dysfunction2860]

Remember: Fat, funny guys dangerous. They will make you laugh until you're purple, then BAM, you're yelling safe words. Trust me, been with one for almost 2 years 😂

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

"The world is not your porno" is honestly a great take.

[@OpalBeams]

ROBIN. LEXI. JACK. AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[@tapwater4425]

3:24 ok so the fact it’s just 50% kinda surprises me, although it definitely depends from person to person. But like, it’s completely normal to look at the majority of people and think “I’m not actually interested in them romantically”. I think the only reason there are so many “basically yes”s is cuz they are usually in the 50%

[@brycethoreson9216]

0:06 do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

[@bioshogushin606]

12:32. Everytime I see a comment like this I always call it out. Yes, there were people who were into anime and nerd culture who were bullied not because they liked that stuff but because they did creepy or weird shit. However let's not pretend like people weren't bullied and teased for liking anime and nerd culture especially if it wasn't socially popular or accepted. The reason why shit like this bothers me is because around the time when anime, videogames, comic books and nerd culture started to become mainstream, people would say this crap about you not being bullied for liking that stuff to make it seem like these hobbies were always socially accepted. As if there wasn't a generation of people who were bullied and socially ostracized for simply liking that stuff, as if they didn't have to hear parents and govt. officials calling them violent devil worshippers for liking that stuff.

[@IamAzazel23-7]

Dude... kids have been bullied for liking certain music genres or films. Kids have been bullied for being goth. Kids have been bullied for being gay+. Kids have been bullied for the way they dress or look. Kids get bullied for being autistic etc... Kids have been bullied for anything you could imagine. Liking anime is not some special category for reasons to get bullied. I got made fun of for liking Scooby-Doo. Alright? Kids are awful to everyone including their own family or pets. I remember metal heads being called Satanists and being told they weren't allowed to wear certain clothing. Everyone gets bullied. Anime ain't the only mocked genre.

[@bioshogushin606]

@@IamAzazel23-7 did you actually read my comment? Nowhere in my comment did I say or make the claim that anime was the only mocked genre. I specifically mentioned anime because what I was adressing was specifically talking about anime. You commenting about people being bullied because of what they are, what they like or what they do was the entire point of my comment.

[@IamAzazel23-7]

@@bioshogushin606 uh oh, someone's feelings got hurt for no real reason. Guess you're being bullied again 😔

[@Otisdriftwoodfirefly]

​@@bioshogushin606I think Azazel was trying to explain to you that everyone gets bullied or beaten down for no real reason, and you shouldn't feel so down. That people are ridiculous and do ridiculous things. Humans are bad, plain and simple. Don't let it hurt so much or it will weigh you down.

[@bioshogushin606]

@@IamAzazel23-7 WTF are you talking about?

[@TylerMusgrave9]

Hey, Robin, your arm tattoos are awesome! I've only ever heard your voice before.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

8:00 This meme isn't entirely wrong, but it's presented in a very misleading way. People care about what _sounds good._ Being able to play at a high level means absolutely dick to anyone but other musicians, if you aren't playing to appeal to a wide enough audience. Nobody wants to dance to something played at 200 bpm and with constant tempo changes. The top image is basically summed up as "just because you _can_ do something doesn't mean you _should."_ Meanwhile, slower, softer, less complicated songs are often written with a sound explicitly intended to evoke emotion in the listener. And the song doesn't even have to be about girls. It doesn't have to be about anything, as long as it has a sound that catches your feelings.

[@trashwebsite_user01]

I agree that a song doesnt have to be complex to be good and some of my fav songs are very simple yet society really doesnt give complex music the attention it deserves... people these days lack the mental capacity to comprehend that kinda music which was not the case 15-20 years ago... back then a lot of popular music was complex in one way or another... good artists were rewarded more for their creativity n less for their shock value.... even good slow soft music is becoming endangered these days... what i find is people just jerk off to mumble rap or other narcissist hedonistic materialistic hate mongering lyrics with bad out of tuned music made up of a shitty baseline over an equally shitty beat. Im sure i can find talented musicians even today with good positive messages but their numbers are definitely on the decline. Its all about putting out more attention grabbing controversial content in the least time possible these days... efficiency is suitable in a factory but when it comes to art... people should take their time... quality over quantity. Low/no barrier to entry and an musically uneducated audience means anyone can download a sample n vomit into a microphone, use autotune, drop the n-bomb, the f-bomb etc n find success these days.

[@Soooshi.]

Being a Nice Guy *TM* is like stubbing your toe and wanting to levitate or disliking a food and never eating again.

[@AethAbyss]

"pair bonding" gave me traumatic flashbacks to my omegaverse reading days

[@kullre_gun]

TL:DR at the bottom of you don’t want an in-depth explanation. I'm going to defend 16:52 because I've seen and experienced this effect; something you loved since its conception and at its prime, then getting “wow you like that” from everyone, it then gets remade in the modern era and everybody loves it like; “oh we always liked this”. Take Thomas and friends. I still watch the first 4 seasons of the show because it's just really good, and I've seen this type of interaction. For context, Thomas the tank engine isn’t the basis for the show. Hell, he's considered the main character, but the source material didn't even start with him. The railway series of books has existed since 1945, and the final one was allegedly released in 1972, Thomas and friends, the show didn’t exist until 1985. The TV show wasn’t animated; they used real, physical models. And while sure, CGI makes for great scenes, nothing will ever beat watching actual models being driven around a hand-made landscape. There were even multiple scenes and episodes that destroyed said models (mostly ‘man made’ structures like bridges and buildings). Meanwhile, fast forward to 2009 with the CGI era, a strange shift for sure but some enjoyed it, most stuck with the model era just because it looked cooler and they grew up on it. Eventually, almost everyone decided that CGI was good, not nearly as good as pre-2009 and nowhere near seasons 1-4 but it was good. Now, fast forward even further to the shit Thomas, aka season 25 or as it’s officially called; all engines go. It's a blatant kids show at this point and nobody really likes it because it's effectively just like any other kids show, they even switched from full 3D CGI to 2D animation. Because of this, the collective Thomas fandom has regressed to the CGI era, and the model era. And the fact that this even happened makes everyone else who originally think that Thomas and friends was a kids show, say; “yeah I love the model series. This is bullshit. Just because you see the current state of the show and think “wow this is bad I'm going to watch what everyone else says is good” doesn’t mean you like the ‘golden era’ as it's referred to. If you say you dislike it or hate it, you can’t just turn around and say you like it because everybody else says that. I’m a part of Gen Z, but I grew up on the model era and even still have the DVDs to prove it, and even though I was growing up around the time of CGI, I just preferred the model series. Part of this is my fascination with any kind of mechanics, which is why I was drawn to trains and more importantly, Thomas the tank engine. The fact he was a steam train and not diesel electric made it even better. So the TL:DR, I've seen and experienced this type of interaction before and I can relay it to CGI Thomas and how the show fell off

[@Nightshade24122]

they did the same thing to winx club; they changed it so that kids would watch it; it just fine the way it was for most of the seasons

[@LickwidChris]

It was always a kids' show, though.

[@Nightshade24122]

@@LickwidChris I know, but they changed it so toddlers would watch it now...

[@LickwidChris]

@Nightshade24122 I watched it when I was a toddler, not by choice, but I still watched it.

[@thatonecaledonian812]

“Twilight why are you so huge” It’s a horse?

[@thatonecaledonian812]

Idk how large ponies are I don’t stare at horses

[@Imyourdemongirl]

8:49 i think bro has a crush on Andrew tatertot

[@stephenlovesyou4151]

Yes i got my own demon girl. I read your @ so that means your my demon girl right?

[@StarIlo]

​@@stephenlovesyou4151Dont

[@littleladybrooks6635]

I think so too. I mean, I dont think a man referring another man as "my oxygen," "my world," or "my daily dose" is the straightest thing to say about another man. Idk, just me.

[@gregcharles3240]

0:40 Pearl is an actual great horror film from last year. It's a great prequel to X, as well as a great character study of Pearl, the main character. Why did this dingus have to try to ruin it with his backwards logic?

[@Smellbringer]

The funniest shit about the tamale thing at 2:45 is you don't casually make tamale. Delusional ass mofo's out here.

[@Kwispy_and_Scattered]

Do you make them competitively?

[@13thMaiden]

​​@@Kwispy_and_Scattered Yes. Tamales and Enchiladas. They are for competition. Both on eating and on who makes the best.

[@Smellbringer]

@@Kwispy_and_Scattered You know exactly what I meant.

[@marshiboi2991]

​@@13thMaidenThe one who makes the best tamales gets the golden chancla

[@col8488]

One of the funniest subs and robin is directing, i know this will be great

[@Psychotimewizard]

Fun fact: the meme at 16:06 has been read by every narrator on this channel except for lexi.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Thank you

[@JayPorkisLifeu]

Let somebody tell me on a date to clean up their apartment.. cuz best fuckin believe I’m stealing ya shit💀

[@blablup1214]

15:15 Yeah Money makes the whole having a family thing Soooo much easier.

[@flamethemage7380]

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not and I really hope it isn't

[@darkstarr984]

Unsarcastic, if I had good money I would have a place, my life in order, and trying to help kids instead of being broke living with relatives…

[@disappointeddogo184]

Money does help a lot but if there’s abuse in the home, or tension in any way, money wouldn’t help that problem

[@blablup1214]

@@flamethemage7380 I mean it. You just have so many situation that get easier with money. Even if you just look at health care, education and renting....

[@d3ath-by-bruj4h]

the fact that there are men out there who genuinely think this way is terrifying.

[@Ghostfighter797]

0:07 WTF how is that dude even alive with all of those empty cans and how much money did it cost for all of those cans?

[@tapuchris-cb9jy]

Emkay never fails to make me smile 😊

[@Starwishpony]

HAHAHAHAHA 😂 ROBIN. "That's the gayest tweet I have ever read in my life." Jesus Christ. I couldnt stop laughing

[@Zephyrt3mp3st]

Not gonna lie Robin, you cut me deep today. Real deep brotha, you made reference to Myspace being ancient. I was there for the rise & fall of Myspace. I'm officially old...

[@Urlocalnikolai]

The people with full on anime rooms: Me with the entire Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier based room:

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

That's fair! He's a bamf

[@NotA-Lizard]

Your not weak because you don't want kids and you aren't strong if you do. Its strong to make a life decision if you reevaluate it every so often. I never wanted kids. I helped with my sister and buddies, then i met my wife and had two kids. I gave it a lot of thought. And then thought some more because they are both special needs. 15 years later and we just paid off our house, the oldest is married and the youngest lives with us. Its not always perfect.. its rarely perfect but it works. We are happy healthy and safe. Make choices based on your ideas not out of social standards.

[@derpyman3716]

18:14 "Dread it, run from it, ponies arrive all the same" -Thanos Probably

[@Scouse07]

so the one at 14:08, that post could be made infinitely better by changing it to "The *need* to teach women self-defense should be a crime"

[@burnt-potatoes]

2:29 I’m a Muslim speaking English and don’t know any Arabic… I feel offended

[@sirflimflam]

1:37 God I remember going to Blizzcon in 2007 and wearing a guy fawkes mask as I'm sitting there on the frozen throne getting my picture taken with Frostmourne. I stumble across the image every few years as a reminder of where I came from.

[@immagical7036]

New Emkay vid on my birthday!! I have been blessed :D

[@537zun4]

I would like to know how Andrew Tate treats other men, bc a LOT of closeted dudes are simping for him and I refuse to believe that that many people have a humiliation kink, or is it bc we don't look at personality when someone makes us horny? Its that isn't it? It allways is, great now I remember my worst exes T_T

[@darkstalker9155]

Honestly, people like this make me sick, but I like the "Neck-Beard" style on ppl. NOT THE PERSONALITY.

[@Panroles]

Yeah, I like a lot of the same stuff that they do like anime and games. Like the car at 11:23, I recognize a lot of the characters and honestly think it looks pretty cool. The only bad thing is the blatent disrespect for women.

[@Cori666]

165 kilos is severly obese

[@Regnart_Seht]

That question asking if women should be forced to pair bond was a trap to find the 50% women should say no to. If you're one of the 48.5% that voted yes, congratulations, you outed yourself.

[@SuperunitAres]

“Sarge why the fuck you are kissing a horse?”

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: HE SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR UPSETTING TWILIGHT! she shall only marry books!

[@jetstreamsamuelrodrigues2892]

Dont put yourself down Robin, you seem like great company. :)

[@yesanameirequested1682]

13:36 i am gonna bust your bubble: Ashley's character model is Ella Freya and she is Dutch, body model is by a lady named Sophie S, probably not Japanese either

[@radioactivenico1987]

I find it funny i got a deodorant ad right before this video.

[@LuigiMan2401]

5:00 my personality is just god damn coconut mall from Mario kart Wii for the Nintendo wii

[@gregorydemarcus3905]

Anyone else got that one friend that always leaves your pillows warm?

[@JosiahTheRoach]

1:56 IM WEARING THAT EXACT SHIRT RIGHT NOW LMFAOOO

[@The-Real-Doorknob]

Baja blast‼️‼️

[@kleinKN23]

11:52 Now thats just mean... I say as I myself am named Norbert

[@The-Real-Doorknob]

Not gonna lie, Norbert sounds like a good name

[@ItsJenkoGaming]

These people need to talk to some females other than their mothers.

[@Schrodingers_kid]

"It was hard, I sucked"© This will forever be a part of Emkay history.

[@Even_littlerB]

14:16 first of all (at least in the United States) that would be infringing on women’s first amendment freedom of expression second of all it’s just morally wrong everyone should be able to learn self defense should they need it

[@Mikey-b1p]

18:18 why did you have to show me this

[@Gravel_TheCart]

Please someone anyone can someone please erase this from my memory

[@theradlad5615]

18:12 Well they are canonically like 3 or 4 feet tall so.