THE MOST 😈😈😈 OF r/FOUNDSATAN

[@Whitleyjuan713]

Lexi is too innocent too understand the hole in the peanut butter

[@theredwhirlwin]

Lol yea she's adorable

[@glitchreaper6100]

Was it actually peanut butter? I couldn't recognize the brand

[@Actuallygoaway]

Yeah she's so inoccent

[@OrionTheHunter337]

My man that is a giant ass hole

[@yeethuman2030]

@@glitchreaper6100 its honey

[@Kashi_kanipan]

4:52 Fun fact! In Japan there's a dish in which chicken and egg are put on a bowl of rice. We call it 'Oyakodon' and it literally means 'Parent and child rice bowl'.

[@foxicecube]

BRUH

[@lechking941]

XD dang that also sounds rather tasty so i may try to remember to see were i can order it

[@SK1N_WALK3R]

Dawg I can confirm via google search.

[@ActionYakPolice]

apparently this is where Paul Simon got the title for the song "Mother Child Reunion", no joke

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Lol

[@gl15col]

If I found out my kids teacher gave out those tickets for bathroom use, that would have been one of the few cases where I would complain about a teacher. Kids can get UTI's from holding it for too long. What a controlling pos.

[@Aperson11028]

Our entire school does it and only two people in the entire building can be in the bathroom at a time plus it’s online and if you take more then 5 minutes you never get to go to the bathroom again it takes about 3 minutes to get too the bathroom once you get confirmation which takes like a hour

[@MooseShower]

@@Aperson11028I didn’t have a lot to eat as a kid, so I had constipation pretty often, so I had to be in there for quite a bit

[@Darthalamus]

all of the math teachers in my school gave each student 3 bathroom passes per trimester (3 months) because there were people asking to go almost daily... its been ruining everyone elses time, although we never liked the teacher we had anyway >:(

[@Darthalamus]

wow.... thats just evil at that point, you might want to report those ppl@@Aperson11028

[@intergalacticadmin200]

My highschool would straight up ban certain kids from using the bathrooms. It was almost never vandals, almost always kids that just had to go often

[@LibertyPrime1776]

The daughter saying “I’ll visit you” just shows how much of a evil mastermind she is gonna turn out to be

[@plague_doctor-scp-049]

bro why is donald trump ur pfp edit if you are confused its cuz he changed it, i think his old was a monke i cant remember the name of, it was big fat and orange with a sort of crest

[@LibertyPrime1776]

@@plague_doctor-scp-049 it’s a fat orangutan :(

[@mrowlsss]

Not really. Kids are kids and don't actually understand the extent of their-and our-words

[@animaster2023]

14:26 That's actually honey after it's crystallized. Fun fact: Honey is one food item that has an ETERNAL shelf life, scientists actually found a 6,000 year-old jar of honey in an Egyptian pharaoh's tomb and it was STILL EDIBLE.

[@tsvetanstoychev655]

I am kind of shocked that people my age have never seen honey. Even on the internet or tv...

[@Schilani]

What's more funny is the thought of somebody finding food that has been sitting there for several millenia and just decide to lick it.

[@bossaboy9678]

@@Schilani thats happened alot more than youd think

[@levievil9220]

@@Schilanihow do you think we figured out what’s edible

[@wizardsuth]

Honey contains bacterial spores (especially botulinum) which normally are harmless, but a 6,000-year-old sample might contain strains you're not immune to.

[@AlisonCasilli]

I did the doll in the hall to my kids with these two creepy looking native american dolls from like the 50's. They were horrendously old and raggedy but I would just walk by and turn one of them to look at a kid's door and the next day turn it back. The first chance they got they gave them away while my back was turned lmao.

[@killuazoldyck7442]

I would have done the same thing 😂😂

[@hanpines3808]

I did that to my cousin once and she cried

[@mandapiee1763]

Wow, you could have sold those 😮

[@StaceyJayne-pe7ww]

At my daughter's 5th bday party, she and her friends wanted to play "bloody Mary" . 2 of the other kids' parents hid behind the shower curtain and jumped out after the 3rd bloody Mary. My daughter and her best friend immediately fell to the floor , crying. And the 2 boys tried to get out the door but kept bouncing off eachother and accidentally shutting the door-repeatedly. My daughter is 18 now and I still laugh out loud every time I think about it.

[@AlisonCasilli]

@@mandapiee1763 heh I thought the same but I kind of asked for that so I couldn’t be too mad

[@JadianRadiator]

24:58 It erases your save. So it's basically a rendition of the "press alt+f4" joke.

[@liammacpherson7301]

Actually, it just causes a soft reset, bringing you back to the title screen. It will still lose you the shiny, yes, but it isn't that punishing.

[@JadianRadiator]

@@liammacpherson7301 I didn't know that Nintendo changed the "erase save" shortcut on the title screen to a "soft reset" shortcut

[@CJSpider10]

Imagine you were just mashing buttons because you were angry or something, and accidentally put in that combo.

[@hereticFox716]

up+select+b is how to delete saves

[@videogamerNattie98]

people joke about alt+f4 but people forget how useful that is to quick close any tab wanted. Also since Soft Resetting (Or SRing) is often used for shiny hunting, don't expect it to work on a professional shiny hunter.

[@hoshino_ai_chan]

1:11:10 “What’s the worst thing you could wear a funeral?” The corpse 🥰

[@takatacheroki2624]

10:09 If I'm understanding this correctly, what they did is basically mind-controlled the bard with a spell; they then forced the bard to cast Counter-Spell to nullify the Revivify spell that was supposed to resurrect a dead character. All in all, I imagine it's a remarkably horrific thing to experience. (And it possibly gave the bard some PTSD/wrongful guilt.)

[@flannerysnotebook]

Yeah, basically the party was under the assumption that the DM would be nice to them and not Counterspell a Revivify. First mistake. Second, they used the Revivify . I do not care how nice you think your DM is... you don't take those kinds of chances. Like ? The DM wasn't even being Satan. They were just playing things out the way that makes sense. Of course, I would only do this as a DM , but that's my rule for time I Dom my players--I'll only actively cast spells through your character that the NPC knows or that the character has demonstrated. But that's just me and odds are by this point the Bard Counterspell at least once (though why they didn't Counterspell the Dominate Person is beyond me, unless of course another Spellcaster forced their hand).

[@lechking941]

@@flannerysnotebooksomething tells me they had to react to soemthing and casting counter is a reaction thus dominate was not able ot be counterable. ie i suspect some action was used to use up the bards ability to react (as from memory its once a turn kind of thing so ya cant just react to several things) or i suspect the bard had counter spelled the first attempt Dm decided legondary action cast dom agian bard failed and was then forced to cast counter spell on the revivify. also isent there better revival spells around that take only a turn to cast.

[@alidan]

@@flannerysnotebook the problem is, if any dm plays an encounter like it should go, it would be constant tpk's

[@flannerysnotebook]

@@alidan The thing is, the way I am suggesting reduces the risks of being a TPK while also making the enemy's choices feel more thematically fitting and (in my experience on both sides of the screen) more fulfilling. There's also a difference between playing encounters "how they should go" and playing "unfairly optimally". There's a reason enemies don't always "group up and hit it til it dies!". Instead they do specific strategies and tactics based on their degree and level of coordination.

[@randomgirlontheinternet1735]

"Im still waiting for the warrior cats live action series" CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUSRD AND WAS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED

[@blucatgamerz]

Warrior's:)

[@Magooli11]

So you were still expecting it

[@randomgirlontheinternet1735]

@@Magooli11 yeah??

[@R0TT1NG-D1N0]

I remember being tricked into believing Joe Biden was gonna voice Brokenstar 💀

[@randomgirlontheinternet1735]

@@R0TT1NG-D1N0 LMFAOOO

[@Crystal-ry4pv]

As a huge fan of the Warrior cats series, Robin my respect for you has shot up tremendously. That was great, thank you for that laugh.

[@Totallynotredtail]

I genuinely squealed

[@mushroom7604]

It'd be so chaotic too lol, they should definitely create Into The Wild as a film, I think It'd do well

[@marcindzamroga8945]

I kind of stopped caring about warrior cats after the "forbidden love priestess" thing arc started in one of the later books. I felt like my suspension of disbelief that the characters were actual cats broke at that point. The first series was great, though!

[@imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098]

Sane

[@1stPersonNarrator]

Me too🫶🫶

[@FroggyBoi489]

39:50, DO NOT DO THIS, FREEING THEIR TOUNGE IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO CROWS AND IS A MYTH, THEY WILL SPEAK IF THEY HERE IT ENOUGH TO MIMIC. Also, just use ravens, ravens are larger, scarier looking, and mimic more.

[@IneffableMasquerade]

Only evil people free their tongues. It's just extra satan.

[@satzukaze]

How is it harmful to them

[@sayorancode]

@@satzukaze yeah i think it is probably comparable to twisting your arm around and freeing it from it's socket idk , i am not a crow

[@All7SYN]

@@satzukaze it means cutting their tongue in half

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

6:53 I have a doll named Stabatha that my family jokes keeps the ghosts at bay. Once October starts, I’m moving her to random locations around the house and acting completely clueless. Thanks for the idea, Satans of Reddit!

[@singletona082]

Tis the season~ Stabatha is on the hunt.

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

@@singletona082 🤭

[@moxiemouse24]

i should do that with my Furby, Diesel Engine

[@oxanis]

​@@moxiemouse24 thats scarier...

[@Vootops]

You should put a speaker in or behind it on Halloween night

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

29:14 For anyone who doesn’t know, in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl (I think Platinum too) there was an in game trade with an box named Mindy. She wanted you to trade her a Medicham for her Haunter. If you didn’t know, some Pokémon evolve by trade. So, if you traded her your Medicham, you’d (supposedly) get a Haunter that would evolve into Gengar. However, her Haunter was holding something called an everstone. An everstone is an item in the Pokémon games that when held, will prevent your Pokémon from evolving. So, instead of getting a Gengar from the trade, you’d end up getting a Haunter that can’t evolve. Edit: Spelling Edit: I just came across this comment I left from eight months ago, and figured I should clarify I don’t have the games (I have only played Scarlet, Lets Go Eevee, and Pokemon Legends Arceus), and this is just what I know. I just have a really bad habit of spoiling the endings of games, books, movies, and tv shows for myself.

[@leileyaravencroft]

That girl made me so mad when I played

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

@@leileyaravencroft I can imagine. I’ve never played, since I don’t have the right gaming system for it, but I’ve watched people play

[@HereButGone-SorryFerret]

wait, there's Mindy in this video? OH GOD, NOT HER.

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

@@HereButGone-SorryFerret yep

[@Manic640]

That edit hits me on a speirtual level

[@Smilley85]

40:30 Agree to disagree: I read two books with character deaths just as described, and I was literally weeping during the funeral scene.

[@Insanebehaviordude]

Same here. I find it easier to cry when I see other characters I like mourning and struggling to move on from that person's death, and a funeral is a good way to showcase that. Even if its actually about remembering the good the person who died did, it still kills me inside. So yeah, ig it's different for everyone

[@novaprime9394]

Something that scared me when I was younger was the death of optimus prime in the 1986 movie I will never get over that

[@IneffableMasquerade]

I fucking cried when I saw ace's grave after marineford

[@PrestonGravitt]

This reminds me of the time when my family was going to a Halloween party. We pull up to the drive thru of a Wendy's and we're all in costumes. My dad is wearing a cop uniform. He orders some food and when we get to the first window to pay, the employee inside says, "Thank you for your service sir," and hands my dad a book of free frosty coupons. My dad just says, "Thank you," taking the coupon book and not knowing what else to do. Needless to say, we enjoyed free frostys for a while after that.

[@Brother8237]

9:56 he basically forced one of the party members to stop another party member from reviving one of the other party members to ensure a permanent death for that one player and a complete waste of two 3rd level spell slots for the party. Idk what they did to hurt the DM but my god they got boned on that turn.

[@gummywormee41]

Tbh there's many DMs that'll do this just bc they wanna "rail road"? Idk what the TERM is but basically force certain events to happen bc they want specific things to happen. Considering how we don't have context as to what happened to make the DM want to do this it kinda reeks as a red flag! Mainly bc it just seems real mean and extreme for no reason, y'know?

[@KaitouKaiju]

​@@gummywormee41That isn't what railroading means

[@TypetwoAbsolute]

I didn't read that as a DM action, just a chaotic evil cleric in party acting in character. My party had a rule that if you did a act up for the lulz that messed things up, you bought everyone dinner for next week

[@FlamingoRebecca]

it deletes the save file 24:59

[@rpengler1]

18:12 For those that don't get this one, in simple terms: This problem can be broken into two parts. (x^3 cos x/2) and 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). The integral here is from 2 to -2, or a to -a. the x^3 here marks this as an odd function, and an odd function over an integral of a to -a evaluates to zero. That leaves 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). Put this into a graph and you will find that this is half a circle of radius 2, which is 2pi/2, so the password here is pi The evil is you don't know how long the password is, and pi is an infinite number

[@bluerendar2194]

Answer is correct but you missed a few steps Circle is radius 2, so 4pi area for the integral but it's half the circle so 2pi And while x^3 cos x/2 is odd so can be ignored when distributed, 1/2 isn't, so, pi Also it doesn't specify to how many places

[@parrxtkun]

i like your funny words magic man!

[@ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo]

Bruh, I had a stroke trying to read that, I'm so bad at math T-T

[@bluerendar2194]

@@ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo Dw it's formatted horribly since anything beyond elementary math becomes increasingly poorly formatted in just text Before algebra, much of math communication had to be in words only - which as you can see is a nightmare. Goes to show why being able to math was such a rare skill in antiquity!

[@ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo]

@@bluerendar2194 lol, blegh, math is still to hard! Even when is is explained simply to me it takes a minute for it to process T-T

[@savagefurry]

Even if I found an unopened, fully sealed package of food sitting on the edge of the toilet, I would still throw it away. That's just- no. 😭

[@mentarium]

agreed. it's kind of scary what some people are willing to overlook

[@AlastorFan5900]

I mean... I would, but only if its still airtight sealed, nonmessy and nonperishable. (like a bag of hard candy still factory sealed)

[@savagefurry]

@@AlastorFan5900 Nah, cause someone can stick a needle into that shi- 😭

[@xiachunze]

Which one did you get this from

[@Sprigatito1234]

I like your username op! I’m also a savage furry!

[@nagrywkiinzyniera9073]

WARRIOR CATS GANG HERE!

[@the.real.vinnylicious_vinny]

*_BREATHES HEAVILY INTO YOUR EAR_* YOU CALLED?

[@Titanic_mapping]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Silvwcue]

you called?

[@phungnguyen5249]

You should have 😊 Bert

[@FIRESTARZPAWZ]

HEY

[@Scp-geek]

I love how lexi just goes “no” with the dog search

[@Aeon1417]

well. at least there is an answer. took me way too long. 3rd row, 8th column. towards the bottom right.

[@nomom4673]

@@Aeon1417 i can finally rest

[@djentity303]

⁠@@Aeon1417 still can find it is column on which axis

[@Seafor-v4l]

It goes diagonally, the location given by @Aeon1417 is of the letter "D". The "O" crosses through the middle-right area.

[@MidnightNachos]

@@djentity303 look up the definition of column

[@M_IAWIA]

1:11 the man got a point, but i guess it depends on how many hours is left of the flight. Having a decomposing corpse on the flight for hours isn't gonna be fun

[@chickaboom163]

The Screensaver prank suddenly reminded me of a work story my dad once told me a long time ago. He's always worked IT, albeit from different companies, one of these previous companies he had a coworker who for some reason absolutely hated Pikachu. Naturally my dad (behind the co-workers back) created an installed a program on the guy's work computer which would produce a Pikachu pop-up every 2-5 seconds. What he didn't expect the next day was that this coworker had a multiple day business trip. Long enough for my dad to forget about the program's existence, at least until he heard a wail from the guy who proceeded to burst into his work area yelling about the Pikachu. Apparently, the Pikachu program which had been left running the whole time had overloaded the screen to where the screen was completely covered with the pikachu pop-ups, but not only that but more will pop in and fill the gaps for any popup he removed. Making his computer completely unusable with the one thing he absolutely hated.

[@CasualScroller36]

Some of the best pranks are ones you don't remember executing 🤣🤣 This comment is severely underrated❤

[@Talonn-e6v]

YOUR DAD IS CRAZY LMAO

[@chickaboom163]

@@Talonn-e6v Fr! April fools is his favorite holiday. My whole family is always on edge every April 1st. This year the pulled the greatest prank of absolutely nothing, leaving everyone paranoid for the entire day.

[@valkyriedown]

That's actually a power move. Did nothing when everyone expect him to do something. ....or is he?

[@marcustheopilus]

24:53 That """""""""""hack"""""""""" will reset your game when you do L + R + START + SELECT so that CERTAINLY IS r/foundsatan right there😈😈😈😈😈

[@andre_601]

Kinda want to hear that recording of Robin reading SCP-1250.... Also, doing a crime with a dog is counted as doing one armed. Like robbing a bank with a dog is considered armed robbery.

[@CABLEGUY569]

Hey Pilot, SCP 1250 is a set of cassette tapes, hope this helps

[@ThatGamerPilot]

@@CABLEGUY569 what do the cassete tapes play

[@SCP_O49]

​@@ThatGamerPilotthey change what's recorded on them by just a little bit

[@ZER0-ed1fg]

0:42 robin likes warrior cats?

[@ClassicCheezburger]

Its a decent series

[@FluffyKatPawz]

OMG YESS I WAS SO SUPRISED

[@LunarIsHere_]

​@@FluffyKatPawz bro I made my friend use that pfp on discord 😭

[@l1mel1ght69]

1:09:39 “your school, your place of safety.…” *Americans laughing*: safety!?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

30:18 It is illegal to disallow the use of the bathroom (in America, at least). If you have to use it a fourth time, just go.

[@WovenYT]

good. my school never did this and I honestly think anyone that works in a school and decides to try to do this shouldn't just have their idea scratched off. I think they should be fired and disallowed from teaching ever again. going to the bathroom is a human necessity and it makes no sense to try to limit that.

[@foxicecube]

just get the kids to jump them@@WovenYT, i think they will be more than happy to

[@WovenYT]

@@foxicecube lol yes. just let each kid just give em a good ol' kick in the groin

[@Mothman1992]

I once pissed in the teachers waste paper basket because he didn't let me go to the bathroom. I wasn't asking

[@WovenYT]

@@Mothman1992 good.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

As far as cutting books in half to make them more portable I actually did this for a very specific reason. When I hiked the Appalachian Trail ebook readers weren’t really very popular yet and I wanted to read at night so I cut large books into thirds and took the first third with me and had a friend mail me a bunch of supply boxes on different dates as I walked the trail. When I got a new part of the book I sent the part I had back home. It was to keep weight and space down.

[@mentarium]

did you hike the whole trail or just some sections? I spent a weekend hiking it, but didn't get too far.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@mentarium the whole trail

[@foxicecube]

jesus@@AlwaysBolttheBird what the hell

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

@@foxicecube are you commenting on me cutting books or hiking the trail haha

[@GotTheBestLigma]

People cut books like that in jail too so they can make them small enough to slide into other cells

[@Akichan07]

The girlfriend airport story is very much real, the car was there for 3 years

[@danniluxgarbe429]

Adding more info: He worked at the airport, and parked the vehicle in the SECURED lot for airport personnel, moving it periodically so it wouldn't get towed. IIRC, because it was in the secured lot, the girlfriend wasn't able to have the vehicle forcibly removed without a court order or something, despite it being her property, legally speaking, because SHE didn't have access to the lot.

[@lisahenry20]

​@@danniluxgarbe429if the car was in a place that she couldn't get to but he could, shouldn't she be able to get him to pay for the tickets? I don't own a car so I don't really know who is legally responsible for paying for parking tickets. But if it is always the owner, surely it should then require permission from someone to be able to put a car in their name?

[@danniluxgarbe429]

@@lisahenry20 That's just it. eventually she DID manage to get this taken to court, and if I recall correctly at that point she was able to hang a portion of the fines on the guy, but she wasn't completely off the hook either.

[@design8ed_nee-san977]

1:26:05 The best part about that meme is that the character pictured would totally pull something like that.

[@CottonPie327]

56:46 WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU WORKED WITH SAM GLADIATOR!? THE ONE THAT KILLED TAURTIS AND TRAUMATIZED GRIAN IN HIGH SCHOOL!? HELL YEAH MISS HIS OLD HIM

[@airacummins5076]

2:53 that's not just Satan that's a perv in the making

[@shatterhacked]

2:31 I'll do 2444666667, that way, I confuse even the people who don't know the trick. you know what? make it 12444666667

[@SutaFokusu]

12345617-?

[@shatterhacked]

@@SutaFokusu no, 1234567

[@MymommyisJ]

0:09 I still do that cause I’m paranoid about it but have come up with the most terrifyingly gruesome thing do hurt a bad person with Feel free to ask 😇 if you dare👹…

[@MymommyisJ]

Also 0:43 hell yes

[@animaster2023]

6:39 That is NOT gonna stop some of the HOA run neighborhoods out there, they're probably gonna be like: "Quite frankly, ma'am, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

[@DG_Toti]

hope they enjoy prison then

[@SpiceTriesToAnimate]

36:15 Kinda like how the fear of longs words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia…

[@PATHOPALOOZA]

And the fear of phobias is phobophobia

[@SpiceTriesToAnimate]

@@PATHOPALOOZA Not to mention the fear of words spelled the same forwards and backwards is called aibophobia

[@PATHOPALOOZA]

@@SpiceTriesToAnimate palindromes?

[@SpiceTriesToAnimate]

@@PATHOPALOOZA yeah

[@Kalverite]

@@PATHOPALOOZA *is afraid of being afraid* *notices is afraid* *loop of misery1*

[@Orange_Licorice]

This is my favorite subreddit read by some of my favorite narrators/KZbinrs :)

[@themonkeylover1234]

I SWEAR I’M FROM ALABAMA AND IF YOU DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY STATE LIKE THAT THEN YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR SHOELACES TIED PROPERLY AND THEN THEY WILL ALWAYS COME UNDONE

[@Queenshroommushy]

I don’t wear tie shoes but this would not happen to me I don’t use the Alabama joke Edit: hi :3

[@SCP_Foundation...]

Oh no the curse of alabamus

[@Autistic_Emperor]

Nuh uh you not from Alabama

[@Glamrock_Freddy_Plush2]

@@Autistic_Emperorhow do you know?

[@Fisher4ever]

What part of this god forbidden state?

[@Wesley_H]

5:29 Their FBI agent was having a particularly chaotic moment that day.

[@GreyJackJack]

All the EmKay narrators love Warrior Cats and I am so here for it.

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

I used to read warrior cats myself (chronologically) but kinda stopped reading after a while. IDK why, why would I make it halfway through River Of Fire and then just stop? Warrior cats did influence how I see fiction though. Nowadays, I am in the Rain World Community and I just imagine warrior cats inspired fanfiction for all the slugcats (downpour and some mods included)

[@GreyJackJack]

@@MaxwellCatAlphonk I can see you still like cats despite not reading Warriors anymore, judging by your name and PFP. also 2nD rEpLy YeEeEeEsSsSsS111!!!11111!

[@skyleap2191]

Haven’t watched the video yet but I have to say I love knowing this fact as I’m a big fan of warrior cats myself

[@Gachalover101-rv1zj]

OMG I LOVE IT TOO 😂😂

[@GreyJackJack]

@@skyleap2191 It's about a minute in.

[@rose-mariedessert3117]

0:36 WELL YOU CANT DO IT TO ME BECAUSE I LIKE PERCY JACKSON. IT ALREADY HAS TERRIBLE MOVIE ADAPTATIONS

[@LozioMann]

26:10 solution: make a copy of the original folder, name the original folder something else, then gut the copied folder and spread it into the microfolders if you're really dedicated, you'll add a random number next to each folder, 1, 4, 37...

[@UnNamedGuy0]

11:44 That's Dark holy crap she probably had a mental break down after the phone call

[@100purenacl3]

Well, it is 4chan

[@sotarro9969]

3:04 It's all fun and games until she spawns in the backseat.

[@LookItsCole]

1:13:20 it's hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@learninghowtoedit6477]

2:19 I DO THE SAME THING!!!!

[@volcaronaa]

Another note for the unfinished goal is that it works way better if AFTER the character's death, the other characters reach the point where -had the dead character been with them- they would have been able to solve their unfinished goal. (Example: Character who always wanted to collect this magical sword of their culture. Have them die abruptly with the other rules... Then the next story beat is the other characters finding the sword... He was so close... but he died right before he could do it.)

[@jimwormmaster]

Burning to death in Team Fortress 2 right next to a medkit D:

[@Boba56]

That gives me a idea

[@ShackleYT]

and then, the other characters choose not to do the goal at the last possible moment. never giving any of us any closure. that magic sword shall remain in that temple forever, until it's stolen by a random bandit

[@ririlub]

​@@ShackleYTAUUHGHGGG

[@CeciliaLamas-zr9xp]

it gives off Eddie Munson

[@HollowTomajikate]

10:05 Bard tries to revive a dead party member. OP used Dominate Person to force the same Bard to cast Counter Spell on his own revivify keeping their party member or whoever dead burning two spell slots at once. Evil.

[@bronzebeez9963]

Did I see you in r/DnD somewhere?

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

(17:00) As one of the 10 members of the audience that read xkcd, I got that joke.

[@goreanachronism]

for the dog search, third down, eight to the right, horizontally down right

[@thilsiktonix]

1:55 This is actually a Gundam toy, not a Transformers toy. Also, this is a scarily common thing inside of the Transformers fandom. If anyone was wondering, I've seen at least five of these. I once had to bear witness to a post where someone sawed their Rodimus Prime in half, deep fried it, then put it into the freezer. Transformers fans are absolutely diabolical.

[@DG_Toti]

mmmmm crumchy 🤤

[@DinoLoverGaming]

if anyone tries to deep fry one of my Transformers, I'm deep frying both of their hands

[@Cassette-Cryptid]

You would happen to have a link to this would you?

[@user-em4sq1qc2m]

"OPTIMUS WHAT DID THEY DID TO YOU!?" "they deep fried me Bublebee" "I'm optimus fried now"

[@-BL00DMOON-]

4:28 I HATE those kinds of comments😭 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU COMMENTED!!😭

[@this_dude3881]

Nuh uh.

[@ohhi687itsme8]

2:01 This is me in 6th grade except I would say it's one of purple, black, white, and orange. Edit: Yea I still do this

[@BowparzOSC]

For the second one: SO THATS WHY WHEN I EAT I ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH HAIRS IN MY MOUTH!!!

[@justarose]

1:47 oh my god that's eyespreen. I'm sorry I just didn't expect a big technotwt account in the wild

[@Orions_Void]

I was so surprised to see them here omg

[@skoopdewoop]

17:28 This has nothing to do with smoking, it's just that the skin is very crunchy and has all the seasoning/sauce. AKA, it's the best part.

[@Sky623]

I thought it helped keep the flavor in too. Since it is smoked, it also needs time to sit for all the juices to go to all the right places. Idk found this out from my step dad lol

[@JadianRadiator]

4:05 "What a d***" Dude, the guy did it in retaliation of his brother being a d*** to him about him refusing to sell that tiny sliver of land to his brother.

[@MayHugger]

I don’t see how that makes him a dick? He doesn’t have to give it up, it’s his home.

[@3xtremelamborghini]

​@@MayHuggerit was there dads land that was supposed to be shared

[@Violet._._.]

19:18 My uncle has actually done this before, but I have no memory. Why ✨️

[@nohax3691]

8:50 behind the scenes?

[@remixgameyt1172]

Hold up, something is wrong (check all pictures)

[@Illager22]

​@@remixgameyt1172I don't see them

[@Xirio_]

57:30 props to the editor who started bleeping robin with the piano notes of MCR's Black Parade.

[@SoulSurvivor_Minos]

Oh mah god, another red proot

[@UndeadlyBat]

I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

[@MaddyDassau-vy7oo]

DUDE I YELPED WHEN I HEARD THE G

[@anenemystand498]

9:57 For those who don't play dnd, here's the simple spell/ability effect translations: Dominate Person: Gain complete control over a character's actions. Revivify: A spell used to revitalize a dead character back to life. Counter Spell: Prevents a spell from being cast. Full translation: The DM took control of one of the player's characters (the bard) and forced that character to deny a revive. Considering that such a revival would undoubtedly cost many resources and probably be a last resort, there may not be a chance to try this revive again.

[@Infurtivation]

Thank you 🙏

[@davesaylor7829]

Not only is it expensive (diamonds totalling 300gp), it has to be done within 60 seconds of their last breath. For maximum impact, contain the healer for 9 rounds so they only get one shot at it. Then, send them on a month long quest to find *a diamond* worth 1000gp, intercut with scenes of their friend fighting through Hell. As the DM, you have full control over when/if they succeed, as you control the loot. It doesn't matter how rich and powerful they are if the thing they're looking for simply doesn't exist. Honestly, the bard deserves it for not using counter-spell to prevent being dominated.

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

@@davesaylor7829 I feel like after a while of that, the player who plays the down character would either leave or roll up a new character.

[@davesaylor7829]

@@UnknownUser-xk5rr Why? They'd have stuff to do. A "month long quest" is only a couple sessions. Besides, if they die in hell, they'll have to roll a new character anyway; but, if they made it through, I'd offer them some kind of reward.

[@gummywormee41]

​@@davesaylor7829I'm assuming bc the person playing the downed character would be very annoyed

[@Think_No_Evil]

1:25:34 My favorite part, not only because it’s evil, but also because of the cotton cookie pfp.

[@alecstronach]

26:15 put the project somewhere else entirely, with the only valuable information in those 16 folders being instructions on how to find said project (which btw, has been renamed.) I can't see a way around that.

[@SovTheCherub]

1:02:17 “M” is lowercase, unlike the other letters

[@MarshMelo12]

I thought it was the way find is spelt

[@Searreality]

Isn’t the average toilet seat more sanitary than the average cutting board, or was that misinformation?

[@Flauviexxo]

Hey, Robin. We’re both waiting for the live adaptation of Warrior Cats. I feel ya pain. Bonus comment: 4:35 question! What if, before everything, you rolled them in hand sanitizer? That would be crazy, just rolling someone covered in hand sanitizer, salt, *and* paper cuts into a pool of lemon water! Hilarious, right?

[@erikarussell1142]

They do have a tool that moves parked cars. It’s called a parking lift or parking hoist. It is a car dolly that jacks the car up and makes it so you can reposition it. They’re pretty handy. Some of the big skyscrapers in the biggest city in my state has a couple of these for selfish parkers. They will often go move the car and make it so there’s more parking available. Because people like to gate keep. For whatever reason.

[@unclegreybeard3969]

I would move their car to a different car park.

[@erikarussell1142]

@@unclegreybeard3969 🤣❤️

[@thiagosantellan1062]

9:32 I would be happier if it was mint chocolate

[@flamemaster1928]

1:27:00 maybe the speaker is set up so you can turn it on remotely.

[@johningoldenboots2352]

at 6:13 it was in a restricted staff parking area so they could not get in no matter how much they begged the security

[@TotallyNotIceOwl]

I'm always that one kid who shouts the wrong answer in the kahoot game. No one really hates me but after a kahoot game...

[@Definition0fRANDOM]

Lol-😂😢

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

Whenever I read this subreddit I realize just how fucked-up I am because I keep on thinking of ways to make these lethal

[@untrouble8191]

Upgrade?

[@Ahla_idkwhatimdoingwithmylife]

1:30:00 o my god my school did that, remembered being so disappointed afterwards XD

[@LPHGaruda1]

6:07 the guy kept moving it around the lot apparently

[@amorflos]

Lexi is my favourite narrator she is just so funny and innocent : D

[@Beobachter44]

He*

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

​@@Beobachter44hey look it's the fish that never evolved

[@Beobachter44]

@@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 what do you mean? It’s clearly a guy.

[@untrouble8191]

@@Beobachter44 i think she goes by diff pronouns lol

[@b-cket]

@@Beobachter44 you're either 1. an oblivious guy who's probably new to the channeL 2. a transphobe who thinks he's hot shit

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

56:31 Holy crap, you worked with Samgladiator? I used to love his MC roleplays! Were you in any of his roleplays?

[@Chotensai]

24:47 ...Are you guys drinking carbonated lemonade? ...My stupid glossy shoelaces are forever coming undone... Was this curse aimed at me!?

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

38:30 I'd just look him in the eye and say "oh, you mean [ending]? Thanks but I already know it, this is the 5th or 6th time I'm reading this series"... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@PokefanR]

21:31 yeah killing somebody is just only a little But of a jerk move

[@evanschipull3102]

31:50 - 32:14 You can use a mixture of 60% oxygen and 40% hydrogen to use the pressure from both to get it up to 100% tire pressure. You can also use methods to heat up the mixture so it expands even more and makes sure it gets up to 100%. Hope this helped! 😃

[@CJSpider10]

Just tried it! Worked perfectly!

[@LucienTanner-Baker]

I'm gonna gift someone a blanket that's folded into a square but as soon as they try and find the edge they will realize I gave them a circular blanket with no edges

[@irongnugget]

1:13:13 I believe it was actually changed from sesquipedalophobia to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to "sound more intimidating".

[@deadlegato]

I remember getting into a heated debate at a comic book store about cutting the Bone anthology in half to transport it. Also I tried the radio under the siblings bed trick and my parents caught me IMMEDIATELY.

[@russellhaskins5464]

Guys I found satan

[@Sprigatito1234]

Wait.. YOU ARE A BOOK MURDER TOO!?

[@catdownthestreet]

Back in high school I was waiting for my parents to pick me up and a guy drove by and honked an airhorn at me. Scared the shit out of me at the time but in hindsight that's the funniest thing anyone's ever done to prank me.

[@afternoononthebeach6818]

Sun Tzu once said: When in doubt, run one out. This applies to your situation.

[@catdownthestreet]

@@afternoononthebeach6818 That's hilarious, you've inspired me to research Sun Tzu

[@U.S_Drifter]

The last thing I do before I leave a hotel room, is set the alarm for 3:30AM.

[@JoyousCreeper]

21:08 the volume and power buttons use the same technology as a regular remote, so, yes, this works

[@3RR0R.404]

8:06 A work around is writting the color on the note card. Like write "Taken!" and under it write "Pink Cup" That way even if someone shifts the cups it tells you that it correlates to the color of cup on the card. Or even just write it on the cups.

[@Axedproductions1993]

My vault would be voltes 093 in the entire layout is just the first level of Doom and to get out you have to kill a bunch of zombies that would be people who are trapped in a cage above who will get infected by the radiation that will get dropped in who will also be given flamethrowers and there's a secret baseman area where you can find The BFG 9000 but you're going to have to charge it with a charger that doesn't exist so then you have to figure out how to charge the BFG without killing yourself wile trying and when you find we do that you shoot The BFG ball and it kills everything but then you realize all your friends are dead now

[@phyrx000]

18:15 using an identity of definite integrals the x³cos(x/2)√(4-x²) has the value 0 while using a simple formula we get the value of the other part and it is π(pi)

[@defectivepixel1]

Soooo how many digits do I put it in for the password

[@nathanthompson5970]

​@@defectivepixel1first hundred

[@defectivepixel1]

@@nathanthompson5970 *hacker voice* I'm in

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

One of my classmates found out that magnets affect our school Chromebooks and cause them to lock. So he hid it in his closed fist and slid his hand casually across a desk with a line of people using their Chromebooks so they would all turn off in a row and they would spend like 20 minutes trying to figure out why they turned off/if they were glitching.

[@AceJackWagon885]

This actually works for everything with a mechanism where they sleep on lid closing.

[@mrowlsss]

Some asshole did this in one of my classes, and me being the tech guy I am knew exactly why it happened

[@floppy_the_froggo]

My classmate LOVES doing that to me 😭

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

0:15 Yeah, doesn't work. Nails are too bendy. Maybe as a metal glue on nail... ooooh, gotta work on that.

[@heatfromsapphire]

15:01 “This is what finding out you’re trans feels like” My transmasc buddy

[@hurshy380]

22:36 GODDAM!! gotta remember that hahaha! good think im on pc and i can just do a sequnce of win + g, put it into ms clipchamp to crop and trim. and save that fella into my file manager cause that is a memorable quote! (also yes i did go into more detail than nesscascary, do i care though? no lol HAHAHAHA)

[@Nepho_]

1:09:45 yeah- my school did that too, for every sale we got points and if you got enough points you can get prizes. Like toys, books, candy, and to claim those things there would be a booth in the gym and the people who could get a prize lined up while the people who didn't had to watch. Since we where in elementary school we got pretty jealous or disappointed. On top of that the people who got the prizes could play with them in class

[@BontrasSnide]

6:18, There’s a car in a parking lot near where I just moved from that’s been there since I was 7. There’s another one in a parking lot near NYU in NYC that’s been there since I started and finished wearing braces, and even before that. Cars can and will just sit there and rack up bills. The first one was a bust up piece of crap and the one in NYC was really nice, so the type of person doesn’t matter. They’ll just do it.

[@ProjectLethargic]

1:06:00 this is a comment on a version of sandman called man me a sand, basically the lyrics are really fucked up and stupid, I have the song memorized

[@jan-Pala]

see, this is why i had to check the comments, because my dumbass immediately said "why would you sing Kiss Me (Kill Me) to a crowd full of drunk af people? they'd be traumatized" followed by "wait that's probably not the song- yeah it isn't"

[@Olivethedino857]

at exactly 41:40 it has a text that i feel like is a reference to the anime "the seven deadly sins" cuz it says "the 8th deadly sin" but i might just be stupid and its another thing entirely Edit: yknow i just realized i have my own evil story to share so here it is: so one time i was in class with a new kid who was my frenemy and we were discussing what cookies were the best and i told him homemade cookies and he said "good point but what is you main recipe for cookies?" and i said " milk sugar (insert other cookie ingredients) and salt" and he said "ew you put salt in cookies?" and i said well yea i makes the flavour more strong" and told him to go and tell his mom to put salt in the cookies and try it. she put it in each cookie but i meant a pinch FOR THE WHOLE BATCH. now she is serving them at a party and he has told me that we are now mortal enemies. he keeps trying to tell me it was a joke but i keep saying "nuh-uh im your new enemy and a enemy for a day is an enemy for life". now whenever we look at eachother we give a intense death stare and since im taller he gets scared and just sits down in his seat. (extra part) he likes to "hump" my friends and classmates so no i am not just being mean for yelling at him for halfway across a room as he runs and tries to hide after my friend told me that daniel "humped" him. but thats not all oh no it is not he will pretend to say the n-word without a pass the f word without reason and will constantly moan and just be insane and yell dead memes and pretend he has weapons but its just paper or hand gestures.

[@charginginprogresss]

7:00 Dis' why I had secret spare charger. Like also my mom liked to take the keyboard from the pc so I bought a foldable one for those occasions.

[@JadianRadiator]

50:00 You shouldn't have used South Park's version of Satan. Because South Park's Satan is a misunderstood gental giant that is way to nice and considerate of a person to get posted onto r/foundsatan