ALL OF r/CURSEDCOMMENTS

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

55 MINUTES OF DARK HUMOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[@diddibomb1055]

And 7 seconds

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

7 seconds: am I a joke to you

[@opdevil4263]

what did 7 seconds do to you

[@7w229]

reply about 7 seconds

[@personofthepersons9533]

@@diddibomb1055 Subtract 1 from that, then multiply that by 111, then you have a pretty good number.

[@makhina8839]

Creepiest thing to say to some stranger that just woke up “Please don’t be scared. It will spoil the meat.”

[@friendfromshadows]

mmmmmmmmm good, but still not quite that

[@kittygirlrachel]

@@friendfromshadows "Oh, my apologies, please, go back to sleep, it'll make it so you scream less"

[@TerraLyte47]

"Ah, so you've woken up. Welcome to your forever existence as one of the many consciences trapped in the amalgam. Enjoy your suffering."

[@friendfromshadows]

@@kittygirlrachel hmm, good, good, but the overly politeness takes a bit form the fright, at least for me

[@friendfromshadows]

@@TerraLyte47oh, nice but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened

[@crayola_colorzz]

I love the pure joy and confusion Robin has at 24:25 its honestly adorable in a way

[@telorex14]

Yeah he is pretty speechless

[@mysterious_warlord]

Ah

[@LeanDosentExist-hu5fr]

37:07 EUgggHHHHHuGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAA

[@dasaniwater1618]

30:20 I am pleased to inform you prehistoric millipedes were 2 meters long, and the specimen found was still growing

[@tinyengineshed34]

Long bois they are.

[@ScottyDean]

You may be pleased, but I am not. :|

[@charginginprogresss]

More than 2 meters long. Also, we're talking about centipedes, the carnivore predators. Millipedes are herbivores and usually harmless.

[@ericgolightly8450]

I want a 2 meter millipede, that's cool

[@fr3y438]

@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*

[@BuffDoulingo_0fficial]

“Benadryl Cucumbersnatch” 💀💀

[@Redbird45]

Benedict Cuminhersnatch

[@fr3y438]

Benisith Computersnatch D-Did I do this right? I've never done this meme before.

[@Mr.C5]

@@fr3y438 idk

[@clanpinguini5850]

My dad forgot his name and called him ‘Dominic Cummerbund’

[@randaranatunga7259]

No matter how many posts this subreddit has, it’ll never be as cursed as Zack explaining something from r/wholesomememes or r/eyebleach

[@hewwo2420]

True

[@rroes7319]

What??

[@crazy922blade]

Robin really just said ‘Benadryl cucumber snatch’ 😂

[@Mew616]

I wasn’t expecting that lmfao 😂😂

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

That's his name..... right?..........right?

[@NerdStuffing]

Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.

[@ericgolightly8450]

Well that fact wasn't very fun

[@ILiketoDerpAround]

These 55 minutes remind me of how some people on the internet are good with finding and taking opportunities to lighten up the mood

[@jrojassengard2586]

Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

You can still do that, you just have to get buff enough to overpower the Belgian police force first.

[@Wthisakilometer]

​@@thatonebonkchoyguyyou shouldbe on cursed comments

[@So1]

@@thatonebonkchoyguy >america

[@ta.twiinArmageddon2]

Ok That wasn't very fun

[@babowasalwayshere]

something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.

[@Idkuhhh-d6j]

I'm sorry vs I apologize

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

26:27 >Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train >Dad is a motorman >Son is the brakes >Dad hits the brakes >Son is the train >Dad abandons train >Robin is no longer confused

[@BDogGrizzly]

When Jack goes insane at 37:06 I laughed so hard I actually wet my pants! Thanks Jack! You owe me some new undies!!!

[@clowaroundtown]

To the worst thing to say at a funeral: I didn't know this came with a free meal! This ought to last till February, too! Perfect!

[@jesselinxo331]

5:51 why does the infant have a full set of adult teeth....? It's terrifying omg 😂

[@Goliushi]

0:39 yeah! I HATE it when my thingy dissolves, it's so boring to just wait for 19 hours doing absolutely nothing, waiting for it to grow back!

[@IIwII_usxx]

the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is “did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?” they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal

[@muffin_cat7444]

A worst thing to say at a funeral: “Anyone else find this hot?”

[@zealousmugetsu8777]

"what is the wifi password?"

[@yurikokaneshiro]

"Yummy"

[@ThatD1spynser]

"Alright, dig in" and "come inside, it's fun inside"

[@SEBDOESSTUFFOFFICIAL]

My bad

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

7:29 this is who would be hired as your english teacher because they can somehow manage to be pregnant all the time

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.

[@CatStars.]

7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)

[@brianrice511]

I was gonna comment that lol

[@markthesapphicdumpsterfire1745]

13:38 me who grew up on this show: clears throat- ….. *Listen here you little shi*

[@_.-Skitterbug-._]

"Harmony, HAaRmonEy, HaÆarRmEoOnY, HAARHMONYY"

[@KT-pv3kl]

That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....

[@yukikat4448]

WHY DO YOU EXIST

[@user-dn9fx3cz6f]

Slimy, yet satisfying

[@rorimckinnon4010]

…I googled the Slovakian traffic cone… I’m literally a 13 year old… I regret it so much…

[@mrbruh-vv2ts]

You made me curious, and I hate you

[@ImTemprance]

Oh well, I got my friend a gambling addiction at 13, start em young

[@AlfredoParra-cs4yw]

I also looked it up, what the fuck

[@quintenbuswell42]

I’m 11. Just googled it, I’ve seen worse

[@ElijahLothrop]

3:42 HEY! Dayshift At Freddy's!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.

[@indescribablycoolikeafurniture]

you cant stop me now

[@smashfanx7560]

instructions unclear jailed for tax evation

[@excusemebutwhat3587]

So thats what "lean venison" tastes like

[@miffin4906]

R/cursedcomments

[@TerraLyte47]

Well, you would probably need more people of more variety. After all, it varies from person to person.

[@ariaa-s5180]

2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.

[@Pika-Jolt]

2:36 "Dr. Doofenshmurt's Evil Incorporated!"

[@Existn-t]

a worse thing to say at the funeral would be " welcome to my taste test."

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)

[@eitrtine3448]

I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?

[@Civlover10]

Or the family type them yelling: “YOU ARE IN TROUBLE” or The guy/gal is looking at them yelling at with a face looking like, WTF?

[@_Kuma_]

But are they 100% deaf? A lot of people who are legally deaf just have most of their hearing dulled but can hear loud noises.

[@eitrtine3448]

@@_Kuma_ No idea, didn't know the guy that was talking about it, just overseen their conversation

[@ScottyDean]

I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...

[@andistansbury4366]

Maybe he can read lips?

[@CHloE748]

13:21 This joke for sure went over most people’s heads, including EmKay (idk which one was narrating)

[@Logan24-77]

German art schools were so fine in the 20-30s though

[@Bleep006]

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral. Dinners ready.

[@Delanyu]

" Worst thing to say at a funeral? " Bon Appetit

[@zacharytaylor190]

Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article: "It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill." In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."

[@deluxz7598]

13:29 apply to art school, get rejected, then pursue politics.

[@spl420]

It might end up not very well

[@Deanwinchester1965]

Didn’t go well first time round think it will go well second time

[@mrkoyunreis]

The third thing to do is to go to the barbershop for a moustache cut in a special way.

[@zerrierslizer1]

what is the WORST thing one can say in a Funeral? *oh nice! you made me a Lunchbox!*

[@LunarisArts]

Oh, dear. The tooth paste tube had me howling with laughter.

[@average_genshit_enjoyer]

0:51 this guy: why am i single? me: bc you played genshin for an hour. go touch some grass - a person who has currently played it for 3 hours nonstop

[@VestigialHead]

EmKay totally missed the Hitler joke at 13:15.

[@spooderdoonce]

I love how like half of the video is sex jokes, and the other half is references to historical tragedies with some dark humor just sprinkled in there.

[@turtlebuns22]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Save me the calf, would ya? I’ll get the knife”

[@dustbinsauce11]

bloody hell you guys will never know how much i want a hamborghini

[@DoctorBones1]

hambı

[@sammieegoldwand]

12:58 It's either a custom styled prosthetic or op is using one of those drawing hand models in their sleeve to be funny

[@Coolguy69787]

My bad is probably the worst thing to say at a funeral

[@xuanlamtran2428]

24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier

[@bassb0i177]

4:15 the reason Robin is my favorite narrorator is because he always makes fun of Mormons

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

25:59 I was trying to stand up and that made me feel back down lmfao

[@crestfallenknight02151]

I really loved the "That's Amore" parody.

[@ironfortress9952]

11:48 my grandpa was on the team that invented the javelin.

[@howdareth]

Here's something that you shouldn't say during a funeral: Oops, wrong person

[@hannahhenley2677]

worst thing to say at a funeral submission: “lemme just crawl in there with ya, thanks.”

[@JacobL228]

9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere. 27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check." 47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas. 54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.

[@Bodacious_Crustacious]

36:12 Even if it's cringe it's catchy as Hell.

[@theyluvtwoset.13]

I got an ad for burger king when i timestamped this

[@TheOutcast181]

the worst thing to say at a funeral is "Wow dad why did we put the food in such a big container?"

[@Chloedasher]

9:26 it actually is a slogan on a store! And was covered in another reddit video

[@sillyunicorn25]

Emma: Should I kill off some characters in my book to make it more interesting? Lily: Idk, what type of book is it? Emma: An Autobiography. Lily: 😮

[@caiti_bugzz]

0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)

[@dudepop1456]

It's too late😢

[@caiti_bugzz]

@@dudepop1456 oh dear God...

[@1stPersonNarrator]

As a child of the internet, alright i wont

[@caiti_bugzz]

@@1stPersonNarrator Thank you💕

[@Generic_Human26]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: oops…

[@BCGames_yt]

4:10 GOT ME LAUGHING FOR 15 MINS

[@fnaffan621yt3]

"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it." That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral

[@einienj3281]

Worst thing to say in a funeral? How about: Oh C'mon people, I didn't mean to!

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

16:54 Read the subreddit name, it's Clash Royale, a video game. You don't get it because you're not familiar with the cards there are in the game.

[@1stPersonNarrator]

Hi cheesy hfj pfp

[@The_Skrunklee_Little_Skrimbow]

“They are all dead but thank you for the joke” Like that would stop me

[@microwave856]

The video answered itself. The creepiest thing to say to someone who just woke up is "Can a tampon in my butt stop diarrhea? Asking for a friend."

[@compresant349]

8:06 “we have disabled the KZbinrs to protect the minors” - KZbin

[@Sir_Pentious3234]

"We have disabled you guys to protect the comment section from minors" -KZbin

[@BlueAnimatedArt]

34:53 Editor Kenny just speaking facts. Respect

[@user-nn3de4xj4u]

The worst thing to say at a funeral is "do you ever look at something and wonder how it tastes?" Wile looking at the corpse

[@atlas.from.portal2]

“The empire strikes back” absolutely diabolical

[@WillowDaChild]

0:22 DONT LOOK IT UP

[@grimace9658]

I don't get it

[@WillowDaChild]

@@grimace9658 just don't look it up it's weird

[@Matias-lt4iu]

​@@WillowDaChildbut what's is ?

[@WillowDaChild]

@@Matias-lt4iu trust me don't do it

[@BalloonPop_]

​@@Matias-lt4iuin case you still wanna know, uh- it's something similar to those 2 girl 1 cup thing

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.

[@purplecobra52]

"Turn this rock into a bread ration," "But one must not give into physical temptation!"

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@purplecobra52 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!" To which he quotes a scripture about not relying on god.

[@purplecobra52]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!" "That's not even how it works so no thank you."

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way

[@purplecobra52]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11," The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!" also don't ask what I mean by 11.

[@Lavenderflowergacha]

for the worst thing to say at a funeral one "oh great my dinner"

[@thegameer9_YT]

Me: I apologize Everybody else at the funeral:🤨

[@resyrum5301]

Jacks' musical masterpiece did not, in fact, make me cringe, it made me very happy

[@Karm52]

It was pretty funny

[@Malcuit-uc3ed]

Exactly!

[@MrKatsworth]

Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣

[@mindofanidiot1]

1:00 yes, it was the second incident, but don’t worry third times a charm! I’m sure they’ll do better in ww3!

[@The-ULMR]

Worst thing to say at a funeral to the family of the lost: "I apologize for your loss."

[@isa8555]

If Robin deepers his voice and makes it dramatic he can become the symbol of peace (Almight from MHA)💀🤣

[@truestbluu]

i hope you turn into whipped cream instead of getting cremated

[@Chloe_Raine]

Did Robin pronounce Ratatouille incorrectly because he doesn't know how it's pronounced? Or because he was making fun of ops spelling error?

[@purplecobra52]

yes.

[@Jellyayy]

yes

[@shronkler1994]

no

[@olivercharles2930]

clearly making fun of the error lol

[@johnnymantle79]

1:17 totally not me thinking of the time my two male dogs in minecraft mated and had a child. They were brothers

[@Bacon8t0r]

I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)

[@malta7406]

"Hope you get better Pinocchio!" Nah man, that dude was probably about to chug the whole bottle, nobody who uses cough syrup for its intended purpose is taking pics of it

[@baikinmanz_]

4:48 Neil cicierega predicted this comment in one of his songs

[@1stPersonNarrator]

ive been searching for this comment for the last hour. Thanks for recognizing touch tone telephone lyric

[@NovacrusherGT]

The worst thing to say in a funeral: *Finally, my package came*

[@Polina_Lozenko]

12:07 saving this lol

[@PietroOEpico8257]

20:15 Eat the forbidden yoylecake

[@anonamis4040]

😂 cant help it now; Crepy thing to say to a stranger as they wake up. *leans in close and wispers almost seductively* "we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" 😂

[@johnwatters1496]

What the worst thing to say in a funeral “Oh shit they found out.”

[@Vexxy197]

“We’ve disabled KZbin to protect comment section” -minors

[@VoodooVDO]

We've minors KZbin to comment protect-section

[@StopFreakingOut]

“Minors disabled KZbin to protect comment” -Section

[@Jeesepinkman]

​@@VoodooVDOare u good fam?

[@1stPersonNarrator]

We've disabled minors to protect KZbin -comment section

[@plaguster]

36:43 "IM STEVE ERWIN!"

[@ImBakon]

I rewinded when he Robin said “What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up” to make the answer “Sir, this is a fall guy”, UNintentionally too

[@KarKar-vk6pd]

I will say For the slumber party thing It- Genuinely did happen in my town. The kid was quite thankfully expelled. How did they get to school naked? They didnt. They took their clothes off once they got to school They werent COMPLETELY naked. But uh- Yeah. It was not the funnest day.

[@DoNot_Disturb]

worst thing to say at a funeral day: welcome to my mukbang

[@Plague_VR]

17:13 is clash Royale and I am in shock robin doesn’t know

[@d3st1nyformerlycean52]

28:00 i get the joke! They meant to say that because we peel off the pea pods off the peas to make it edible (ofc), it's considered time taking and hard for us- so if we tell them that there are drugs in it, they will do the job for you!

[@Whatnoticus]

the creepiest thing to say at a funeral. " ~screams from inside the coffin followed by growling and smoke~ They take your toes!

[@Shannessa]

20:38 For those who don’t get it, they are lyrics to one of Corpse husband’s song

[@chrissaccary524]

*at funeral* "So.... exactly HOW strict is the sexual harassment policy at these kinds of parties?"

[@PinnePon]

10:14 I think its because the was genuinely fun

[@NovaZoom]

"What two jobs are fine on their own but suspicious if you work both of them?" EMT services used to be run by the funeral home. They would use the hearse to transport patients because, at the time, first aid care was scarce. So, for a short period of time back in the 60s, if you were a funeral director, you were likely also an EMT!

[@NovaZoom]

I know this video is a year old, but I wanted to share a small tidbit of information 😊

[@vynalldash_og]

Actually, the "either way, you'll get your dog back" is a real slogan from a real taxidermist/veterinarian who legit has that on their door- I've seen the pic