r/Nonpoliticaltwitter | so true!!!

[@wilfiegoodliffe9215]

if you took every chicken in the world and put them all in a long line- scientifically you are proven to have too much time on your hands

[@robotjosh2239]

If you were to take your entire nervous system and stretch it from here to the moon…… You would die

[@CutTheVioletWire]

Tweet tweet eat the bird

[@yonki2694]

And a lot of chickens.... in my hands too

[@sporkythebeardeddragon5672]

Twet twet eet da burb 😩🐤💀

[@sivvim]

*[dumb KZbin link lol]* Finally, it’s here.

[@Last_Person]

That beyblade story is incredibly cool, the idea of having your dad turning your beyblade into a weapon of mass destruction is so awesome

[@lucky-lotusyt3012]

He must be a legend

[@penguinflames707]

A burst finish that is going to last a while

[@Gaehhn]

@@lucky-lotusyt3012 Merry is a legend, not necessarily because of his Beyblade, but a legend nonetheless.

[@llmkursk8254]

I’d love to see the design. It’s also probably evidence of balancing in terms of competitive play, considering most of the fusion wheels were pretty similar in weight iirc.

[@JmKrokY]

Cool

[@AllieLeeAnne]

I'm glad that Robin seemed to enjoy this subreddit :) He seemed so miserable in the last couple of videos he's been in.

[@hellohi2413]

@you know this no

[@nyxx5357]

Agreed. I really hate when he gets a crappy attitude and ruins genuinely funny posts by reading them in an annoyed monotone voice. r/funny, for instance. If you hate the sub/posts so much, why did you agree to narrate them?

[@AllieLeeAnne]

@@nyxx5357 The r/surrealmemes video was sort of torturous- along with r/marvelmemes. I can tell he hated them and it kinda ruined what should have been funny videos :/ In previous videos I know they’ve commented “why was I assigned to this?“/“Oh, they assign this to me because I’m tall.“ So I think they’re assigned to the sub Reddit’s, rather than picking them out themselves..

[@temp_unknown]

@@AllieLeeAnne To be fair /marvelmemes was mid. And /surrealmemes was just 'lol ur on drugs' which was funny...in 2012.

[@orosvildheim]

@@hellohi2413 so what's the link to, some sort of rickroll video?

[@nixmaritimus836]

2:30 Beavers actually really don't like the sound of running water, some scientists put a speaker playing water sounds in the beaver enclosure and they just stacked wood and mud on top till they couldn't hear it anymore XD

[@mewmew8932]

those dam 900000 iq beavers

[@luckas221a]

this is cuz running water indicates a daamged dam. they build their dams to create artificial ponds in which they can build their homes (beaver lodges), and hearing water flow out from where you built a whole structure to keep it in is no good lol

[@naumen6508]

They're just programmed to build near the source of that noise until they cant hear it anymore. That's literally how they build dams..

[@reddst]

@@mewmew8932 "dam"

[@LemonyFresh2000]

Came here to say that. So essentially they don't See moving water and think "absolutely not" they hear it and go "That son of a bitch" and then beat it to death with sticks until it dies.

[@bitters879]

Robin hitting us with that Fairly Godparents flow will always hold a special place in my heart

[@flipflop8689]

“Finally it’s here”🤓

[@keeganlafferty1395]

*Oddparents

[@keeganlafferty1395]

@Jolyne Cujoh dude, I was just correcting them, so that means I know the show, that means I had a childhood same as you did

[@JS-rv3et]

@@keeganlafferty1395 godparents needed correction but fairly? get a pass?

[@keeganlafferty1395]

@@JS-rv3et I didn't correct the Fairly part, just the Godparents part

[@transmascdruid77]

The Brad Huffington tweet turned into a huge thread of parents admitting their kids have probably proved the existence of reincarnation.

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Or you know, they could be lying for clout

[@perhaps7995]

Most of the time it's parents lying for internet attention. If the parents aren't making up things their kids or saying (lets be real those 4-5yo were probably shoving rocks up their nose when those parents claim they said it) it is usually a case of Pareidolia

[@creativedesignation7880]

Yeah, of course, because who in the history of mankind has ever heard of a child making up a story... People who believe in reincarnation because of this non sense are dumber than their 4 year olds...

[@pen4051]

guy with that name died a day after the tweet

[@Tishanfas]

Has the thought of kids having wild imaginations based on stuff they're observing from the adults around them never struck parents? Because that was what I was like as a kid.

[@georgia6947]

It’s great to see Robin enjoying the subreddit! It makes the videos so much better. Now we just need our intros and outros back!!

[@theonewhoasked5694]

Don't forget the fan art!

[@empathnation5433]

AGREED holy crap

[@LucyWest370]

BRING BACK OUTROS AND INTROS

[@Arwy_Vaticaa]

Indeed Indeed

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

12:04 awww this poor girl's never seen or smelled an actually ripe strawberry before. Let me assure you - strawberries absolutely have a smell when they're ripe.

[@temp_unknown]

Okay THANK you, I've smelled cut and uncut strawberries. Idk what she was talking about.

[@flaurasaurus]

Fresh ripe strawberries grown in season (not forced year- round in hot houses) smell incredible. I always smell them before buying them, the better they smell, the better they taste!

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Exactly! Strawberries absolutely do have a smell. Just because it doesn't overwhelm ya from fifty feet away doesn't mean it's scent-free. That nose of hers gotta be decorative only.

[@SpruceOaks]

They Probably think fruit originates right there at their crappy supermarket.

[@lewisf7190]

Beavers actually are "absolutely not" around the SOUND of running water. A study was done where beavers were put in an enclosure without water and the sound was played over a speaker and they started building a dam under the speaker!!

[@leafyztar]

The beavers when they hear water: You're done. You're done.

[@luckas221a]

yeah, cuz flowing water indicates a damaged dam, or a potentially good place to build one!

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

In regards to the dam thing, apparently beavers are annoyed by the sound of rushing water. That's one of the reasons they build dams. xD

[@futhermuckerson]

Sound pretty dam pedantic to me.

[@creativedesignation7880]

Sure that makes sense, if I'm annoyed by the sound of something I also make sure to move there and spend the entire rest of my life as close to it as possible xD Beavers build dams to live in, they are a dry space that can only be entered via diving underwater, thus keeping both terrestrial and aquatic predators from entering. The dams also create areas of relatively slow flowing water, making it much less energy expensive to swim in, but retaining the high water quality that flowing water has in comparison to standing water.

[@battlesheep2552]

It's more of an evolutionary adaptation that causes them to instinctively patch any hole in their dams

[@ChaoticCTGFC]

I was not expecting to see Merry talking about how he probably made someone cry😂

[@Chipfoxxo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM Finally it's here

[@prinz4279]

Shut up, both of you bots.

[@HarrisonBuck720]

Same here man

[@futhermuckerson]

I imagine that a beaver sees running water and declares "I'll be damned if this water is going to run on my watch!"

[@littleloser8072]

pun Intended

[@wta1518]

*dammed

[@michaeledmunds7056]

"Damn it, it'll be dammed or I'll be damned!"

[@Yogasefski]

“Fun” Airplane Fact: President on plane = Air Force 1 Vice President on plane = Air Force 2 If both are in a plane = Air Force 1 If you already knew this, I’m sorry.

[@pyrotempestwing]

Also fun fact, The Prez and Vice Prez are supposed to travel separately.

[@orosvildheim]

This a cool fun fact, and something of which I was not aware. It does make sense though, and reminds me of how gendered groups work. If it is just girls, "girls". if it is both guys and girls, I'd typically say "guys" or some gender-neutral grouping like "y'all" or "everyone", etc. I know my naming convention is not official terminology like your fact, and I am not trying to overshadow you either. I just see some similarities.

[@qube7590]

And Marine One is the chopper

[@nefwaenre]

i didn't know so thanks for sharing! :)

[@dadoctah]

Snakes on plane = Samuel L Jackson.

[@gouj]

anyone noticed the videos are getting shorter? first they removed the fanart, then they removed the outro and now they have removed the intro? i miss the snack that smiles back

[@p4tchPL]

it is good since i hate watching long vide

[@m0ppp]

Same. I’m disliking until they bring back the old emkay.

[@p4tchPL]

@Braty sis chanel 🔥 huh

[@obot321]

@@p4tchPL What's funny is that the intro, outro, and fanart doesn't even make the video a lot longer. It's just a bit longer.

[@WhiteHank]

same, we want our snack back :(

[@orosvildheim]

8:21 : My microwave does in fact, have a function where I was able to turn off the beep. The 2AM cooked food is GLORIOUS! Kinda hits the same as that 3AM water, if you know what I mean.

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

A film called "Eight" was actually proposed as a sequel to "Seven" in which Morgan Freeman was a telepathic or psychic detective (can't remember.) It was (obviously) not taken up.

[@CaTastrophy427]

A shrek prequel has also been proposed. Doesn't really mean much lol, everything that's a prequel or sequel to something popular has been suggested at some point

[@doomse150]

2:40 Just FYI: Beavers build dams to create little ponds in which they can built their homes (which have an underwater entrance) it's just a really elaborate defense against predators who are usually bad at swimming/diving, or simply can't figure out the entrance to a beaver's hut

[@JS-rv3et]

well yes but no... they dam because they wat tree bark. they cut tress down because its easier to eat it horizontally rather then trying to climb.. soo they dam to expand the waterfront ( since beavers ate rather clumsy outside of water.) they don't tend to go FAR away from the bank. since their food CANT come to them they just MAKE the land a drive through... they have evolved through genetics.. thats how that works btw. to hate the sound of running water. the underwater entrance is well a side effect of them flooding shit for food.

[@darthplagueis13]

12:57 Eh, no. That's a perfectly normal door handle which only moves down.

[@littleloser8072]

yh. I've got a bunch in my house and they have one way called down

[@charliebowditch7975]

Yeah you’d think they would’ve tried that before calling maintenance 😂

[@littleloser8072]

@@charliebowditch7975 pretty sure they did and that's why they called

[@ThatsOffensive00]

I have honestly never seen one of those that go up???? and where I live we dont even have the round door knobs so I was very confused when he said these go both ways

[@doreo1906]

Yeah i have one at home and when we move it up, it just locks the door

[@BlazingShadowSword]

2:29 Well, scientists decided to test this and how they tested it was perfect. They played the sound of running water on a speaker near some beavers. The beavers dammed the speaker up until they couldn't hear the water anymore.

[@leonardo.diCATio]

So basically beavers just wants some peace and quiet

[@CourierCat-isGod]

THE WATER I CANT STAND IT NOR ON IT

[@decentgrocerybag4003]

Beavers want their homes to be above water, but they want the entrance to be below water so that predators can’t get in. This is easily done in bigger bodies of water where the water level remains the same, but in smaller streams the water level changes more easily so they build dams to regulate it more easily.

[@whoisanarnb]

0:27 makes me sad that robin seemed to not know that this was a reference to Fairly OddParents

[@TheComicalOverlord]

2:02 okay so listen. This would not be hiding children. It’d be hiding period blood.

[@notagoat281]

5:22 I've done a bit of work with databases, and I can _totally_ see how that would happen. All you need is pure, unbridled incompetence. And trust me, it's not hard to find _that._

[@notagoat281]

@Jupper2V : See, that's where the incompetence comes into play.

[@Kyle_Gaming1095]

I love your videos and I know how long it is to make them and the uploading process keep it up and I hope you make videos till the end of time

[@isappycracks]

@Тhe Game Shorts 🅥 dont click that

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

As someone who is currently in Pre-Calculus as a senior, that thumbnail is relatable.

[@24DracoAmericanus]

4:25 reminds me of the time a guy in my Chemistry class told the teacher to play Don't Hug Me I'm Scared on a half-day since we had nothing else better to do.

[@V1G4M1]

12:04 did… did these people never eat ripe, delicious strawberries? Cuz they smell mouthwatering!

[@nyxx5357]

Truly ripe and sweet strawberries are VERY hard to come by unless you grow them yourself. All the ones at the stores that I've seen are big and red, but either flavorless, sour, or BARELY sweet, and they just smell like grass, if anything.

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

@@nyxx5357 we have strawberry fields for self-harvest by customers here in my country. ALL the strawberries you get directly from such a field are ripe and smell heavenly. You should try it sometime, it's great.

[@V1G4M1]

Yeah, we had really ripe ones just like 1-2 weeks ago, that‘s why I remember it so strongly xD

[@Null-value]

@@nyxx5357 facts. I got one of those everbearing strawberry plants and stuck it in our tiny garden. It doesn’t give us a lot of berries because we don’t actively take care of it, but those few small, fresh, ripe berries blow those store-bought monster berries out of the water.

[@punkdoggo211]

11:21 As someone who, for the most part, really only listens to Green Day, I can confirm that this description of punk music is 100% accurate.

[@CannedCatnip]

Why does everyone always talk about sine, cosine and tangent, but always forget about cotangent?

[@HanzCastroyearsago]

and everyone forgot about marc, the ratio of the right angle of a square

[@noahjordan6761]

and secant and cosecant too

[@ahmed4363]

wait W H A T

[@wta1518]

They also forget about secant and cosecant.

[@dchen73]

sinc(x)=sin(x)/x

[@Fukei_Mono]

About the beaver post: Yes and no. They've been doing their thing for so long that they do it out of instinct. Like, even just the recorded sound of flowing water is enough to trigger their dam-building instincts.

[@ChaoticCat]

4:37 Pietro from MCU is crying right now.

[@immenseshoutmon]

6:05 they really did become the strongest beyblader at their school

[@reverse9167]

This one was actually pretty wholesome

[@c0zmozys]

that "ill tell you when i get back" physically hurt me

[@ericharris1499]

Dude, fresh avocado slices with just a bit of garlic salt on it, my girl put me onto that and I will F with that forever.

[@riinathrate]

As for what beavers are thinking I couldn't tell you. Last night on a quick walk to grab coffee for someone I found a random 40 pound beaver behind McDonald's. He was at LEAST a mile away from any body of water. He kept crossing the busiest road in our city and I had to run out into traffic multiple times so he wouldnt get hit. I ended up walking around with him so he didnt get hit for about 45 minutes. I eventually got him to go down a side street and I wasnt able to follow him. I hope he's safe

[@Whatsabird]

What's his name

[@toxin2518]

To those who struggle with the month day thingy I was taught that if you make a fist you can count it with your knuckles. It if lands on a knuckle its 31 if it lands in between its 30. Saved me a few times

[@tylervue306]

1:42 Yo! This guy’s uncle is popping off. Went to school for 6 years got himself that new degree the PHDJ. They be callin’ him Dr. Dre (if you catch my drift).

[@notagoat281]

3:02 I think I can already see where this is going. This is going to end with two grown adults hooting at each other thinking the other is an owl, isn't it?

[@onijester56]

I work a 12-hour "two on/two off"/split night-shift. Because the week has 7 days, every two weeks I get a "long weekend" where I get three days off. One of those days is spent passed out from 8 am (get home and have a cup of something) to 10pm. The next day is spent socializing, and one day is spent on a mix of shopping and walking the local mall. Or else watching KZbin and Netflix. The inverse is the three-day "working weekend" where instead of getting the days/nights off I have to work...which these past few months has been so exhausting I can leave work on Monday just after 7am, pass out before noon, and if I didn't set an alarm I won't wake up until sometime on Tuesday.

[@robot4268]

Air Force 2 is the call sign of any aircraft carrying the United States Vice President

[@1r3n3]

12:04 i swear to god they never even seen a strawberry. I once was sitting with a friend on a bus stop and i asked "wait is it strawberry season already?" because i smelled them from a fruit and veggies kiosk nearby 💀💀💀

[@dirtburger2773]

9:43 it's me. *I* needed to hear it. i'll fuck up my parking and then just feel like a goober. I literally didnt just consider "oh, wait. I can FIX it if I want."

[@Graytail]

03:45 Presentation is everything, you'd be on it if it were a round patty, y'know, like a cookie. Until you taste it anyway...

[@indecisivesimp-leton6236]

8:45 The scary thing is Brad Huffington was a real person. A military personality in the navy who was killed on duty. It wasn't revealed how he died but three days before his death he was in a accident and lost one of his legs. Kinda creepy if you ask me.

[@cathymills2697]

13:00 i never even heard of a door handle being able to open the door by going up.

[@miccrhaafetl5101]

The only movie where a jump scare got me was in Signs. Early in the movie, it's pure quiet and the dog bark. Could have won a medal in the high jump.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

The last time I used statistics or algebra was for fun; I genuinely enjoyed statistics class, and I used algebra for fun to figure out a homebrew magic system in DnD. I have not used anything else from highschool math classes since highschool

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I use math for fun as well. Magic systems… that could be an application of my talents

[@HilbertXVI]

But it's used far more than you could imagine in stem fields like engineering or physics, or even economics/finance

[@Coffeekitty7]

5:24 I won't lie, some incompetent database designer most likely accidentally made the first name a unique attribute, and the table is buried so deeply in relations that it would take an entire day to drop every single relation and reprogram the entire database

[@ivonnelopez7037]

6:40 if you beat all the best beybladers this is the final boss

[@jsl151850b]

4:59 That technician is on the clock. $s for his driving time. $s for his car mileage. $s for minimum service fee. He's doing ok.

[@guardian3636]

I literally forgot about sin cos and tan after high school, I don't even remember what it is

[@RodgerFan-k2b]

god im learning it right now in two fucking subjects both science AND math. I hate life

[@smapa1185]

It's triangle shit

[@scythal]

@@RodgerFan-k2b what the heck uses sin cos and tan in SCIENCE

[@RodgerFan-k2b]

@@scythal physics

[@scythal]

@@RodgerFan-k2b oh yeah... physics.....

[@Seraphim_1172]

2:30 Fun fact. Beavers can *not* stand the sound of rushing water, and impulsively build dams.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:33 No, you are not alone.

[@liammacpherson7301]

8:24 some microwaves actually DO come with a mute function. But the only way to set it up is in the setup sequence where it waits for the time when first plugged in, then you have to press a series of really strange buttons, the series only found in the manual you get with it.

[@CombustibleCake]

i’m glad robin gets to do a subreddit he likes. i do miss the way narrators used to talk to the viewers and express themselves/their opinions, though.

[@deep_fried_cringe7962]

FYI, Senioritis is the feeling that high school or college seniors get when they just want the year to end so they slack off until summer.

[@zakyjauhariel7804]

Dude that rap part is fire 🔥

[@Sparks263]

Ok, we can all agree that the alien in signs is the most fucking horrifying thing anyone has ever seen and I will never sleep again on life. I feel ya robin

[@ashisharky]

9:13 this toddler and I share a wavelength This is literally something I would do

[@Wagadifada]

That one about signs is the most true thing that I have ever seen

[@Camenye]

6:06 this is a wholesome story and a beyblade villain origin story at the same time

[@rockclanhawkstar1454]

This is the origin story for the official metal core series of beyblades!

[@george36615984]

12:16 you're right since the ones who got snapped also had 100% of their gut biomes killed as well, meaning that there's no need for the survivors to lose anything. Same goes for mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell.

[@Zekk0Kat]

10:40 how did the quote bot from a verrry obscure subtwt i’m in get here what the hell

[@lillian9065]

11:40 oh my lord, others felt the same! I saw that scene since my dad watching it that night, I was waiting to go to cub scouts, it traumatised me. And what’s worse is that the other kids were playing around in the dark that night at scouts. I was petrified.

[@AmartharDrakestone]

10:33 - Air Force One is not a vehicle, but a call sign. It's for any Air Force aircraft that's carrying the US president. It doesn't matter if it's a plane or a helicopter. If it belongs to the US Air Force and has POTUS on board - it's an Air Force One. There are also analogous call signs for the Army, Navy, Marine, Coast Guard, Space Force and Executive (for civilian aircrafts). And Air Force/Navy/Marine/Coast Guard/Space Force/Executive Two is for an aircraft that's transporting the vice president.

[@orosvildheim]

Thank you for the information!

[@wta1518]

Fun fact: the Executive One callsign is also given to Marine One when it is flying the outgoing president for the last time. Also United Airlines is the only commercial airline to have flown a sitting president.

[@MitoNova583]

10:41 WHO PUT A FAILBOAT QUOTE IN THIS I CAN'T

[@peculiar_wood]

1:57 MY MOM SENT ME A PICTURE OF THAT AND NOW I LITERALLY FOLLOW THEM THEY ARE SO FUNNY

[@michaelsegal3558]

1:30 dog bites person, person gets sad Dog: I guess I do do something that make people sad

[@celebrityxcruises8087]

1:00 I want to chill on a leaf

[@stinkylizardwithafedora2500]

the Timmy turner rap

[@saturniidonline]

Same

[@CrownXenos]

10:32 Air Force 2 is the callsign for the Offical transport of the Vice President. The helicopter is Marine One

[@vanhii]

BRING BACK THE OLD EMKAY

[@leeshajoi]

5:12 - I've read about this. This is a poorly designed database that crashed when the name "Geoffrey" was entered into it because it contains the letters EOF, which the database interpreted as "End Of File."

[@megmorningstar4250]

3:37 this is the reason people laugh at vegans

[@nintendogamer1926]

Door Handles only go down. I have been in over 100 houses in my lifetime, and have never experienced even one door handle, that went up and down. It either only went down, or it went up because the door was built upside down.

[@nyxx5357]

A lot of lever style handles in the western US can be turned either way. Especially in schools. Sometimes, the handle would wear out in a way, and the door could only be opened by lifting the handle up.

[@nintendogamer1926]

@@nyxx5357 I've never been in the US. Thank you for clarifying

[@demonhunter-1208]

Useless fact: there are no karate kid references in greek mythology

[@sneed2600]

there are no karate kid references in Norse mythology

[@sneed2600]

nor in the bible

[@sneed2600]

nor in the forklift training manual

[@sneed2600]

there are no karate kid references in Egyptian mythology or Roman either

[@isappycracks]

there is a karate kid reference in the chinese book

[@aiden_obj]

Texans at 7:40 : choose your words wisely, or I might have to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights

[@dealx]

i thought this was an actual reddit notification, turns out its just a video 💀

[@morii.archiviste8646]

Petition to bring back the intro, outro, goodbye messaged and fanart appreciation

[@Lgs260495]

8:27 Jokes on them My microwave has a mute button

[@chanterelle483]

2:35 Funnily, scientists figured out that beavers react to the sound of running water, not to the sight of it. They put a speaker that played water sounds into a beaver habitat in a zoo and beavers covered it with branches and stuff until they couldn't hear the sound anymore.

[@TheBoneMasher]

0:12 this reminded me that I’m depressed.

[@notsansutplays8178]

11:22 you forgot Arsonist: The world is fricked. Mission complete.

[@everettrailfan]

10:35 yes there is, it's the aircraft the Vice President is on. the helicopter you usually think of the POTUS or VP taking is Marine One (its actual name) whereas Air Force One and Two are simply callsigns that can be given to any aircraft carring either the POTUS (One) or the VP (Two).

[@wta1518]

Marine One is also just a callsign

[@everettrailfan]

@@wta1518 Right, my bad, Marine One is the equivalent of Air Force One but for aircraft owned by the Marines instead of Air Force.

[@KeaganKeagan-gk3op]

0:16 found the middle ground 🫠🫠🫠

[@schiefer1103]

@12:54 where the fuck do they go both ways? As a european, I have only ever seen a door "knob" once, in a hotel in greece, and it also only went one way. It would require a highly complicated mechanical system to open a door with a knob that goes both ways, making it essentially worthless aside from some gimic. Most, if not all door handles HAVE to go down, as that is what generates the motion that releases the blocking pin in the doorframe back into the door itself. Where the fuck did you get that idea Robin, seriously?!

[@marinellovragovic1207]

@@danielorozco9208 uhm... in what country is that a thing?

[@michaelmcinerney5620]

8:25 I have had friends complain about the lack of a mute button to me way too often, most the time they just didn't bother to read the buttons where there is usually a button that says "Sound".

[@SpinzoLynxYT]

4:07 I can’t stop laughing lol

[@CilesteAndSheyn]

6:08 lmao it's nice to see Merryweather popping up in an Emkay video 💀

[@NikoTheDrummer]

Damn, that second was true as hell 😅

[@isappycracks]

@Тhe Game Shorts 🅥 dont click that

[@NikoTheDrummer]

@@isappycracks Then why say it?

[@thebaku818]

9:05 : I'm gonna chalk that up to a "DNA memory" cause by organ transplant. I remember hearing it's possible, ableit unlikely, to gain memories from your donor after certain transplants because of info stored in their DNA. Don't know for sure if it's real or not, just wanted to put that out and hopefully get corrected by someone who can actially read

[@feywildgamingyt]

Funnily enough, me (a bitch) and my bestie (Also a bitch) are going to cheesecake factory in about an hour

[@natalie-chanistrash7214]

i hope you enjoy the cheesecake factory

[@tommyrasmussen2337]

@@natalie-chanistrash7214 same

[@utubeiskaren7796]

1:14 one of my neighbors used “Troy and Bed in the Modem”

[@loki_shu]

9:49 it's easier to remember which is the 31, try stretching four of your fingers and then use it like : index finger: 31 (JAN) | (AUG) : NOT 31 (FEB) | (SEP) middle finger: 31 (MAR) | (OCT) : NOT 31 (APR) | (NOV) ring finger: 31 (MAY) | (DEC) : NOT 31 (JUN) | pinky: 31 (JUL) |

[@SEAkuaa]

Don't speak magic incantations like wtf does this mean.

[@MoronvilleUK]

@@SEAkuaa witchcraft type of shit

[@Franziska_Nerlich]

@@SEAkuaa i use my knuckles too, its easy: make a fist and look at your knuckles from the back of your hand. See the hills and valleys? First hill (jan=31) then a valley (feb 28/29) then a hill (31) valley (30) and so on. July and august being two hills (31) next to each other as you have to go to your next hand or start over from left.

[@Holden_Makok]

In some places in America, those doorknobs only go in one direction, down.

[@BonkAddict27]

Give us back old Emkay

[@mackback319]

no

[@Arwy_Vaticaa]

Yes

[@smalliebigs101]

yes

[@StapleCactus]

Riddle? What riddle? The months with 31 days are your knuckles. Put your hands in fists, put them together, count the months. Knuckle is 31, valley is 30 (or 28/29 for the Special month). Don't count the valley formed between your two hands as it's a false low. Alternatively, just use one hand and start over when you get to the last knuckle. July/August are both 31 day months.

[@havanafayre]

The bird activist Twitter account is mad about hiding eggs, aka their "babbys" 😂😂

[@PhyonesArc]

12:55 Carpenter here. Door knobs to house entrance usually only go down. While there exist some that can go up, they are not safety door knobs and therefore are illegal to be installed in house entries (At least in the majority of Europe, not sure what regulations you have in America)

[@impracticalnuke]

Looks like Greg's actually being kind to us today. Thank you, Greg.

[@dannypipewrench533]

12:53 There are doors that have higher strength locks that only allow one direction of rotation. I have found several with handles that look like that.