r/Crackheadcraigslist | you laugh, you buy.

[@mmaster836]

I can't believe Robin would go as far as going to finland just to make us believe he has a finnish girlfriend.

[@CurseThousands]

Yeah.. btw I think "she" Likes warrior cats

[@TheOblongTomato]

I'm sorry, what?

[@frostthefox702]

@@CurseThousands oh right i remember him saying he is gay or bi once

[@C0rnykurt]

Think he's bi (also mentioned he's not gay on Twitter I think)

[@frostthefox702]

@@C0rnykurt i heard him say he is gay in a video a WHILE BACK though it might not be true anymore and he might be bi or pan now since sexualities change for some people some times willingly

[@lcb.iwakura]

honestly, craigslist is the literal wild west. you could encounter some great dealers, but a bunch of people are the definition of "if bandits had a nice side"

[@cpufreak101]

Once on craigslist I found a guy with a listing for a single GTX 1080Ti. I went to buy it, and it turns out the dude owned an AI startup and had STACKS of GPU's for AI training and the 1080Ti's were from his previous generation trainers. I asked to buy 6 and got a nice bulk discount, and eventually even started buying other of his previous gen hardware to build into gaming PC's and resell. Profit margins have been great

[@AWiltedRose]

I once saw someone listing a half eaten hotdog for 500 dollars on Craigslist

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

99thlikrr

[@lcb.iwakura]

​@@cpufreak101ggs

[@gscman10]

**b😂❤*LMK j(??​@@cpufreak101

[@mechengr1731]

The guard ducks one was hilarious. That person has talent in sales

[@theclownsystem9429]

Right? Now I want guard ducks lol

[@elliottdavie]

Where do buy guard duck, they not in the stock

[@lilinthia]

The thing is, guard ducks ARE an actual thing. They guard chickens because they tend to be more aggressive, but they are passive towards humans

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Either that or he's completely Quackers... Now, if he were offering Guard Swans, I'd be interested...those Fuckers are VICIOUS and can EASILY break human bones with a wing swat... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@thedoggoboi1979]

2:20 I actually counted all the bottles in this dew man, and it comes up to around 84 bottles of 2 litre (?) mountain dew bottles, and at 2.47 a pop, (at least where i live) that comes out to around 165.49 dollars, this dude is selling a dew man for four and a half times what it would cost to make one yourself, not including the adhesive to keep it together

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

Ad: "A vampire baby doll that needs a new family.. I know someone out there will love her!" In the Force: *Interested goth noises* Robin: "No, you hope. You hope someone out there will. But deep down you know no-one is. Ugh, God." In the Force: *Marginalised goth noises*

[@theclownsystem9429]

Lmao same here

[@justaperson4656]

@@theclownsystem9429 both a goth who is interested in vampire dolls AND someone with clown in their username? You're my new best friend

[@HarriAteTheBread]

im not a goth but hell yeah id buy that doll

[@Laaks]

@00:56 He did not say, the items are free in terms of pricing. It is possible, the items are supposed to be freed from the chaos in that guys kitchen

[@posthistoricdino422]

the monster is absolutely included in the mormon kit. mormons can be real fiends for energy drinks, depending on how they interpret the rule against "hot drinks." some see it as a ban on caffeine entirely, while others make it out as specifically coffee and tea. i have firsthand experience with an energy drink mormon. one night i was hanging out with a friend of mine when his dad offered to get us some drinks he liked. i tried it, thought it was pretty good, then proceeded to unknowingly ingest 300mg of caffeine as i sipped on my star blast bang throughout the night. i've been addicted to energy drinks ever since.

[@afmf8700]

The description for the Iron Man screws reads: "Used with the legendary Mark 3. These screws went through epic moments while adventuring with Iron Man, they helped with the battle against Loki. These are undoubtedly highly valuable collectibles".

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I love the deadpan delivery the mini Robin that lives in my head gave for that

[@garfieldgarfy]

I want a crackhead Craigslist haul where someone just buys this stuff

[@garfieldgarfy]

@JamesGames ...featuring the emkay narrators

[@gayslaybestie9317]

emkay is just *sees upload* *abandons family* *furiously typing* “great video emkay :DD”

[@deltahome6737]

At the beginning, he should have said, "2 grand, you must have some screws loose." I'll see myself out.

[@gabehart7898]

The person who was selling the prosthetic leg as a stocking stuffer just seemed like an amputee with an awesome sense of humor, a new fake leg and a reason to sell the old one haha

[@HockeeMoon]

Fr

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

Hi, I am duck

[@gayslaybestie9317]

dukc

[@theorigamisnake]

dalutations (duck salutations) update: i just read the comment DarryTotter left on this video. I can’t believe this. how dare you lie to us. i am betrayed. i am hurt. how could you.

[@SimonWillRun]

Do you liek pat pats

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

@@SimonWillRun yes

[@Kai_The_Kai]

🦆 chain?

[@felledoesYTiguess]

4:37 I am more committed. I will steal your entire house. Take that Craigslist Grinch!

[@RebbecaRat]

This persons on a whole different IQ spectrum

[@alrecks619]

Robin is noticeably smoother today, i wonder why...

[@impracticalnuke]

He went to Finland.

[@secretnya]

We had sunny weather for the first time in forever in Finland

[@bookvee]

​@@secretnya Wait... that can happen?

[@toryroseharris6153]

You know what, the free monsters make it worth it. Energy drinks are getting expensive nowadays.

[@AceMcCrank]

2:25 if you look closely, you can see what looks like a person is still riding the Kawasaki too.

[@44Lives44]

I like these reddit memes and I hope you keep em up. They make my day. Hope you have a good day too.

[@CaptainDonut0]

8:29 that's no longer a potato. That's an Eldridge God in the making.

[@UrvineSpiegel]

12:15 hey man don't hate on Wendy's, just hate on their breakfast.

[@SiebayRoo]

The novelty of these fast food items is why they have any sort of value. I can’t explain it, but I can understand it. Heck, I’d take that Wendy’s sign if it lights up.

[@uwva4640]

2:35 did he not see the skeleton and the shoes that are berried on the bike :sob:

[@ghostchampion1252]

As for dew man… a bottle of Mountain Dew is about 2.28 (that’s per two liter). That’s means for just 50 bottles, you are spending about $114 USD (keep in mind that’s from my little corner in the Pacific Northwest). I counted 70 total bottles, that comes to a total of about $160. Now in this case we have a person who doesn’t have any idea how to calculate their hours worked on the project into the price of what they are selling. So given this knowledge, if we round up to about 300 to include cost of materials unseen, and add in time spent to throw this together, a fair price would be about 350 at its absolute highest.

[@brylythhighlights4335]

$4k is appropriate, even a bargain, for a proper play structure TBH

[@Nika-ig9zi]

Oh dear, I would have loved my own McDonalds playground as a kid! My parents were never able to get me back out of those xD

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

7:54 I will do it for a couple bread crumbs

[@dragonrobber]

I was raised Mormon and, not drinking caffeine was a big thing they always talked about. So, seeing the Monster Energy Drinks with Mormon bibles made me chuckle.

[@CainXVII]

I was thinking that too. They would probably not hand out Monster with their books.

[@theleastgreatestgamer7522]

1:53 my neighbor had a doll like that. Scared the living hell out of me

[@waymire01]

To be fair those commercial grade playsets are insanely expensive, like 30-50k, and virtually indestructible. You would pay close to that price for a new wooden one with a decent tube slide alone and it would last a few years. I say it's a steal.

[@loriw2661]

Lol! It was so worth it to come here and hear Robin say, “Man-bear-pig”!!

[@yelljal2764]

1:21 Honestly that is pretty cool. As long as it was sterile I would definitely pick that up. I find vintage (sterile) medical equipment fascinating.

[@Jackred94]

I love how Robin takes every post so seriously XD

[@stevenjones5850]

Used to rent a room on a farm. Farmer had skunks. A lot of them. Turns out skunk are basically like cats. And oh boi, they keep a things away.

[@FushiguroTojl]

anybody notice the leg sticking out next to the bike at 2:29

[@MuzikBike]

I absolutely did and have many questions.

[@kaycep6819]

I went back for this comment alone. I too have questions. Wtf

[@ZOMBIETHEROBOT2018]

did the man die?

[@CainXVII]

I feel like that has to be fake. Or very, very local quicksand.

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

is chicken nuggets (or different shaped chicken nuggets) normal to eat with ketchup. my mom says its weird while the rest of my family says its good

[@Thetiredturtle672]

It is perfectly normal, you my duck friend are fine

[@logangaming1103]

Do you like Dino nuggets

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

@@logangaming1103 never had before

[@breadmusic1]

Its normal with ketchup, IDK what your mom is thinking.

[@madeofbeans]

no? chicken nuggets are chicken nuggets

[@scathliath]

As for ride share; if you don't like Lyft or Uber but don't wanna come across as a freak, there's Facebook groups that do practically the same thing. Usually pays slightly better than Lyft used to.

[@stamp8520]

14:35 ive never heard robin this sad before and i just want to say that i understand

[@Telhias]

How can they SWEETEN the deal when that Monster is a zero sugar abomination? Like it doesn't make sense!

[@realgod1002]

16:20... That actually works tho. there have been people who started with a small thing and managed to trade it to an actual car... it requires a very long chain of trades but it has been done before

[@SkittleJuice2]

0:32 I can’t believe I have to say it, but people, please do NOT sell my home on Craigslist. I live there. It’s not for rent.

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

0:16 haggle them down a bit and you have a car for the 24 hours of Lemons ( not LeMons)

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

@JamesGames If you sell of stuff from the car you don't need, you can use that towards the budget, if I remember correctly. Things like the radio and back seats.

[@darthvader7147]

did anyone else notice the shoe had a skeleton connected to it at 2:30 or just me?

[@grandmasteryoda5983]

The peanut butter one is wild 💀

[@WolfgangDoW]

PSA: Chocolate is POISONOUS for dogs, cats, and yes foxes too. Do not feed chocolate to any animals, and take them straight to the vet if they do, as it can be fatal even

[@StuartLittlesNo1Hater]

My stupid orange cat has eaten 3 brownies and half a hersheys bar and somehow still isn't dead

[@anonymousman3623]

2:34 YO THERE ARE SHOES THERE

[@fruitsalad5976]

I'm impressed with how well you said narangba! From a local brissie good job! Just gotta listen to narangba timbers radio add and get the song stuck in your head now 😂😂😂

[@higgsboston6727]

fun fact: the Mtn dew man would be estimated at around 336 dollars! there is 48 bottles of mtn dew there and a 2 liter cost 7 dollars.

[@spongebobsexypants]

Where do you live that a 2 liter costs 7 dollars?! In oklahoma it's less than 3 bucks.

[@xarakiel7724]

2:30 .... sooo... we just gonna ignore the boots sticking out of the ground?.....

[@stephaniemiller3981]

The Mountain Dew man is made out of 67 bottles from what I can tell, which, each can be bought for about 4$, so would be equivalent to around 268 USD, so add that together plus let's say 32$ for manual labour, the Mountain Dew man would be approximately worth 300$

[@wigwagstudios2474]

2:51 there's collectors of this stuff, they'd absolutely FOAM to see that being sold for $75. as a fire alarm collector i would foam if i saw a 10 inch bell from a school being sold for the same price

[@wigwagstudios2474]

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[@manu_solano]

0:05 that’s like 100 dollars, but still way too expensive hahaha

[@lordmandy5445]

Robin, your south park references get me through the day.

[@autobotjazz1972]

- sees Obi Juan Kenobi - I don't want to live on this planet any more....

[@Galacticwolf_115]

2:34 there is a boot there!

[@jackorider_zero]

6:45 ima go because it's so worth it for the monsters. omfg im an energy drink addict, but also if they make me sit and do a session ima come pre baked as i do to everything so it'll be more fun

[@leonardoflorestellez5450]

If anyone was wondering the first submission says "used in the legendary Mark 3 these screws have gone thru epic moments in iromans's adventures, they helped in the battle against Loki Without a doubt these are collection pieces with a high value." oh and the price is on pesos not in dollars so in reality they would be around a hundred dollars

[@herusolares5320]

11:40 that doll belongs outside on your stoop, in order to make the joke.

[@justaperson4656]

I quite like that vampire baby doll, reminds me of scary bearies in TS3. Be good for a faceup too. £10 is a steal if you ask me

[@Milton2k]

2:31 Forget about the bike... why are boots in there?

[@carbs_r_delish]

11:16 Listen, that is a steal. $120/hour for funny nose pics? I’d kill myself for that good of a pay rate

[@VMarshmallo]

Stool sample had me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@beanapeach]

I know many who have bought that snoop on a stoop, they absolutely were selling fast

[@ZA-mb5di]

2:35 bruh there's still a guy on it

[@WetDoggo]

the stool sample is amazing 😂

[@Gabonation]

I would love to get a sample of that stool

[@vickter47]

The 100 bags for a 100$ "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is funny to me because 9 or so years ago I lived in Farmington NM and they were going to ban all plastic bags I don't know if it ever past but yeah "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is a delusional half truth

[@aeoifjapefijl]

The tires aren't camouflage because they aren't made from the same material, they're rubber.

[@JEPNation]

Am I the only one who noticed the boots sticking out of the mud with the dirt bike? And, asking for a friend, does it come with the dude? Edit: here’s time stamp 2:28

[@dlfoster311]

the person is there too

[@Hilde.T.H]

Someone should give Robin some cookies

[@ArtamStudio]

3:50 preach! Loathe graded & slabbed never-touched everything!

[@Max_Pendragon]

"my wifi ain't so strong right now" sounds like someone should have bought the AOL 100 free hours gold

[@whenhecallsyoumom7996]

2:30 the feet😨

[@andrewlanglois6362]

3:59 The lightsaber is blue... Nope, throughout the first four movies, Kenobi had a green lightsaber. This is a unique new skin though.

[@woofless3246]

2:20 i count 65 bottles in dew man, and google says the large ones cost $2.48 in walmart, so 65 x $2.48 comes out to about $161, not 90

[@nolanmales]

7:17 They sure are band in Vanoucver BC, that's for sure (forever, I am not so sure about that, though).

[@Gamemaster-64]

2:30 Don't think that what it means to be a dirt bike.

[@TheFoolishBoxertonNoname]

Robin I am going to tell you this, but it got down to -11 degrees F last night, but not a lot of snow. The Freezing Winds were down to at least -20 degrees.

[@backgroundartist1879]

12:55 why tf is there a pic of my sister in an emkay video?

[@Leafeon64]

2:35 is it just me or does it look like there's legs sticking out of the dirt with the bike??? or is that just part of the bike???????

[@WackyStew]

Nope that is someone on the bike

[@batou486]

0:40 you see this everywhere on Facebook cars, kitchen supplies, electronics, etc.

[@MMSpooky]

2:01 that kind of shit is fully expected from Narangba.

[@beatleboy3196]

2:35 I don't know if I'm seeing things or what but are those feet/shoes sticking out of the ground with the bike?

[@Arewmon]

I see no reason why those ducks were on this sub. Those are some quality ducks and the person giving them away is truly generous.

[@angelmonstera]

Dude ain't lying about guard ducks. I have a flock of 6 and they don't screw around with letting those they don't know into their territory/yard

[@TheLycanthrope09]

I hope The Click sees the listing for the guard ducks. I bet he would be interested.

[@majaholmvard3101]

A fellow click fan i see, i shall wish you a lovely evening and good fortune

[@lindapatton4478]

That 'free' headline. Sometimes when you try to list a price, it won't let you. You have to put the price in the description with a big disclaimer "NO, it's not free, the stupid app wouldn't let me put a price!"

[@beanisntavailable]

f in the chat for my boy david

[@katiearbuckle9017]

I would like to Hire that Grinch too... Not many Pro Grinchs out there... Plenty of Santas... But Grinch is not done much.

[@ATM648]

15:55 is somehow peak comedy

[@emmettmcnally740]

They list stuff as free so it shows up first in results

[@POSEIDON_HK]

Are the Friday 13th Tattoos still listed ? ima need one of those potato on my arm they look Epic

[@ay-dionne]

2:37 Looks like you get a free body with that kawasaki, great deal

[@RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk]

2:23 fun fact: I searched up the price of those exact sodas container in all, counted all of em and it would be $182.07 to build that sucker. ahhh the land of overpriced craigslist listings, My favorite.

[@RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk]

Sorry just checked back at my math, and I was wrong it would actually be around $152.76- for what seems to be 67-ish cans sooooooooo ya if I reply again I recounted and overthought everything-

[@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112]

0:13 Remindes me of the music video of Acid Rain

[@TheVaur2]

14:44 you got a PO box? If yes, I'll send some cookies.

[@erinnteeter]

WATA graded a sealed counterfeit game recently. According to WATA it's a legit NES that's worth a fair bit of money. They also grade things they own... then list them for sale.

[@alrecks619]

10:44 well, they are willing to pay for that amount of rate, even though it's obviously for like, what, a few hours?

[@fundude6127]

Can’t believe Robin believes the old play place was only worth 35 dollars. Choosing beggar

[@jusk2ru]

2:34 That bike has somebody still sitting on it. Is this a snuff pic or what?

[@ദ്ദിദ്ദിദ്ദി]

2:35 the shoe is concerning. ☠️