r/Facepalm | kids are stupid

[@Luigicat11]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Karen is a slur" is one of the most Karen things you could possibly say.

[@soul-tj7ii]

Had me in the first half ngl

[@cristhianmunoz7025]

"Karen is a slur" is the most Karen thing any Karen has ever Karened

[@elisanovelo]

or "your attacking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@lemaygaming6952]

Ming Kang Lin and OCPD.

[@hollyburgete4297]

Karen's are a race now? because if they had a island it would be called "Idiot island" and i will not go to that country

[@WhateverCheese]

Pole for people who think jack should say “I’m jack Now let’s smoke some crack!” when We Watch blursed images

[@rocketcello5354]

Yes

[@Bea-ew6ey]

Yea

[@samimaakhtar3927]

i did the 69th like

[@taylormomsenssidehoe]

Jep it's definitely spelled pole

[@MrWhangdoodles]

Poll

[@JustinY.]

This is proof to aliens that humanity is doomed

[@_________-____________________]

First reply Also 'ey man.

[@mrbigblox6646]

@@_________-____________________ Tell me who cares?

[@Alexature]

ayyy justinn

[@Jax-go9es]

Here before this gets 1k likes

[@lucabralia5125]

helloooo

[@erraticonteuse]

Ugh, the "kids were so much tougher when we threw them in to the meat grinder of WWII" reminds me of a similar thing I saw once specifically referencing Audie Murphy, the most decorated US soldier of WWII, to shit on people with PTSD. Audie Murphy had PTSD. He was one of the first people to speak publicly and raise awareness about it. He was also an alcoholic and had like three failed marriages, and again, he was open about how the shit he lived through contributed to both.

[@hitman2040]

Imagine rejecting 70% resistence from the virus for not wearing a simple light cloth.

[@macgyver42563]

Stereotypical Karen: bUt mY RiGhTs!!!!!!!

[@Pomni3477]

Imagine being stupid enough to think the masks work for covid

[@tt_thoma]

I wanna bash my head to a walk till I'm stupid enough to have faith in humanity

[@titlepending3820]

I'm getting over my second bout of covid. I don't know why people would willingly choose not to protect themselves against this. This is not fun. I am in pain. My chest feels like it was hit with a sledge hammer. I can't work, can't walk far, can't lift my arms long enough to wash my head. I get exhausted standing up too long. I'm positive that I'd be dead if I didn't get the vaccine to help with the severity. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Even idiot anti maskers. I just wish they would wear a mask. If not to protect themselves, to at least stop spreading it to the rest of us.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

​@@macgyver42563*I wAnT mY fReEdOom!!!1!*

[@vanessaatalanta2475]

"Jesus did not wear a mask when dealing with lepers" well you ain't Jesus, are you now? And if in fact you are, maybe help us out here? please?

[@amalgama-dette1430]

"You know Jesús died?" Thats all

[@wulf768]

Jack said there is no where in the Bible that Jesus dealt with this kind of stuff. He did.

[@mangleo9933]

Hey karen can u BE A GOOD MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY WEARING A MASK AND STOP BEING AN ANTI-VAXXER AND ITS BOUT UR SAFTY AND OUR SAFTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aronseptianto8142]

yeah, it's like saying my dad can defuse bomb so why shouldn't i go head first to defuse a bomb myself with my bros

[@marenmakrush6786]

Story of the 10 lepers... even then I think he was socially distanced from them XD "they stood at a distance" luke 17:11-19 (specifically 12)

[@sammi_wammy]

As a child I can confirm: We are indeed stupid.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

I'm defeated ._.

[@kdevelopergw]

Everyone was a child, everyone knows this

[@Regigigas_YT]

@Doodle Dawn yes, we are.

[@INACTIVE12678]

I'm 16, can confirm, I am very dumb

[@jammydoger8583]

I am 11 my iq is 0

[@skootergirl22]

Someone: i hate masks because they restrict my breathing Me: well i don't like wearing seatbelts because of the same reason but it still use them

[@norma8686]

If seat belts restrict your breathing then you're not wearing them right

[@vgamesx1]

There's really no arguing with most people like that though, I had this insane argument over not wearing a seatbelt because it won't always save your life "what if you get hit in the side?" like geee, brakes won't always stop quick enough and can fail so why don't we just get rid of brakes while we're at it?

[@cyemonkey1828]

You shouldn't wrap a seatbelt around your neck, that's not safe.

[@ultimatepunster5850]

@@cyemonkey1828 Fun fact, short people genuinely get choked by seatbelts. My mom hates driving because she's short, so the seatbelts always gravitates towards her neck, and pushes against her.

[@usernameisusernam]

For those who are saying they arent wearing the seatbelts right: Some ppl are just short, they used to choke me too when I was little and there was no way to stop it :/

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

Can you believe it? Kids these days are starting to realize that they are actual human beings and shouldn’t be treated like property and their feelings and emotions are just as important as an adults, ugh. In case anyone is not aware, this is satire.

[@TXRider]

It's so sad we don't draft teenagers into the military without consent so they can be blown up or get PTSD anymore...

[@kaiyotee2475]

Sup foxxo

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Therapist: chill lexi can’t hurt you, they don’t exist Jack:

[@xinnixity.j]

W H A T

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

@@xinnixity.j jack sounds like if lexi was relaxing in this video

[@fogsy9435]

And this adds more to my theory that Emkay narrators are the same person with multiple personalities/j

[@nonyplayz1]

@@fogsy9435 r/facepalm /j

[@sallyparty1978]

African Americans: *Wears masks* Anti-Masker: Guess you're only African now.

[@randall-dy7yf]

Can you English please?

[@sallyparty1978]

@@randall-dy7yf Afroamericans: *porta màscares * Anti-Masker: Suposo que ara només ets africà.

[@commander8625]

@@randall-dy7yf wth were you asking? Was there someone else who deleted their comment?

[@lemaygaming6952]

randall meeker Their English was correct, though.

[@crow2053]

lmao racist

[@NicheNobody]

“If people wear masks they’re not American” *guess I’ll be Spanish*

[@motorraptor4625]

I’ll be German

[@theeconomics1090]

This made me laugh I wasnt expecting it

[@NicheNobody]

The master warrier I’m glad I could make you laugh :)

[@kirishimaejiro7761]

I’m not even American-

[@AkariEnderwolf]

Do we get to choose our nationality at that point? If so then I'd rather be Japanese.

[@braebritthill3633]

this is the *EXACT REASON* why the aliens don't even bother with us

[@Apachecopter]

We would accidentally destroy every alien on earth if they did

[@shadowwolf7024]

I’m surprised humanity hasn’t gone extinct yet!!!!!

[@13crystals61]

@@shadowwolf7024 The only reason we're still around is because we're adaptable and can kill anything we want.

[@moltenren3439]

13:12 Jack breaking off into a giggle while the reverb is still on puts air in my lungs

[@atomskpk6992]

I hate to admit that I did not know the three governmental branches. They are: Legislative- makes laws Judicial(courts)- interprets laws Executive- carries out laws

[@dragonlord3376]

The fact that you acknowledged the problem and educated yourself makes you infinitely smarter than everyone in this video

[@sauc_e_]

Who are you people, who are so wise in the ways of *legit everything?*

[@hollischeblume6393]

well then I have to edmit I knew what the branches were, but only in my native language, polish: ustawodawcza, sądownicza, wykonawcza now other people will learn something too :D

[@rccar9568]

“fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color” have they heard of oranges?

[@appabtw4777]

r/facepalm

[@mickytherat8020]

Blackberries are named after the colour, but same idea

[@ScarabKovaire]

Funny story, the color orange is named after the fruit.

[@baconhair7393]

And black berries

[@rccar9568]

Scarab Kovaire really? i didn’t know that

[@yamigekusu]

11:49 There's a story from a few years back where a woman got into a court battle over the fact that her baby wasn't biologically her's, even though she birthed baby. Turns out she had an extremely rare genetic condition where she had like two sets of DNA inside of her. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics)

[@solvegia]

Which ment it was still technically hers

[@lazilexi]

"This anime" "That character" ... Next he'll be asking, "Who's Rem?"

[@tuxedious1782]

Then he'll say he loves Emilia

[@lazilexi]

@@tuxedious1782 eww

[@skeleton-bullfrog]

Nice username

[@lazilexi]

@@skeleton-bullfrog thanks, and yourself!

[@KoolMoth]

Next he’ll say what’s ara ara

[@thefounder9117]

Thumbnail: “R/facepalm” Me: R/Faceplant

[@shadow_boy1251]

HA

[@infernoxx_08]

“If people wear masks they’re not American” Me: *maybe I am Canadian*

[@kaiyotee2475]

Canada is in North America lol

[@godlaurence4279]

Fun fact: The Glow Squid does not glow

[@lemaygaming6952]

Fun fact: A round robin is neither round nor a robin.

[@strongboyo7602]

F

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

I knew somebody like reddit or 4chan was gonna mass vote the worst mob but it was dream lmao.

[@ss-st2mt]

EVERYONE IS ANGRY Me:why is everyone angry?? HIM:The glow squid doesnt glow *ANGER*

[@commandercat10]

Can I eat the glow squid because if I can I will if they’re not endangered

[@koalaray_sketches]

An old friend of mine once called her dad on her way to school and was like “Dad, I forgot my phone.” And he was like “How are you calling me?” Yea. Her phone was in her hand.

[@christiankunze7351]

I hope she got YEETED for stupidety Nothing against your old friend but thats just advanced r/facepalm

[@koalaray_sketches]

Christian Kunze no worries, she left me for a group of popular girls that hated my guts lol

[@christiankunze7351]

@@koalaray_sketches Bad friends Her theme song should be the diss song that describes her fully: Bitch Lasagna!!!

[@umusuarioqualquer777]

r/extremefacepalm

[@GogiRegion]

I did this once. I texted my mom that I lost my phone on the bus.

[@awesomeness_bee2133]

"blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!" *this is the day the orange lost its identity*

[@BricksAndCement]

do people really have to keep explaining this? the color orange is named after the fruit

[@christiankunze7351]

There is one imposter among us Star fruit Star fruit was the imposter Stupid people lose People who know oranges, blackberries because they have a brain WIN GAME OVER sorry i raged.... 😅🙂

[@bee_attitude]

@@BricksAndCement shut up you just rage when someone dosent know 1 thing

[@fakedthehutaosimp9807]

@@bee_attitude you too

[@fincheggs5867]

peaches are now crying in the corner

[@thefavoured1411]

"Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour." So the fruit was named 'orange' before the word started being used to also denote the colour of said fruit? Cool, that's actually two fun facts for the price of one. Also, what about blackberries?

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

I think because as I Knie blueberries and oranges have the Same Name in many languages. But Blackberrys don't

[@chicken3014]

Black is a shade not a color

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@chicken3014 well yea but black berries rent black their purple, (which means they're red, because purple doesn't exist)

[@Ace-Of-Luck]

@@chicken3014 yeah but how many people do you hear say "black is my favorite shade"

[@eliyaskiya]

peaches and apricots

[@alternativeplane]

Love how that "soy has estrogen" thing completely ignores all the more common things that can cause an increase in estrogen, like beans and peas

[@GogiRegion]

It’s not even true, though. It’s phytoestrogens, not the kind of estrogen in people. It doesn’t interact with our bodies in the same way.

[@clarehidalgo]

People all scared of the estrogen-like hormone in soy but fine with the estrogen-like hormone in hops that is common in beer and is why men develop "beer bellies"

[@fellowtemplar2322]

Another reason to dislike wheat juice :/

[@rowandunning5693]

@@fellowtemplar2322 I hate this comment. Take my like.

[@spiritravenheart1335]

@@onyxsuccubus that or drugs.

[@rosieholstein3233]

@@spiritravenheart1335 I mean, sounds like they had both of those, drugs and time/dedication

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Additionally, that's not even how hormones work. You can't just eat hormones and suddenly become woman. Unless you're already a woman. Soy doesn't contain human hormones. It's _similar_ in function to human estrogen but it's not identical.

[@beyondtheborderlands6409]

Therapist: Jack-rem doesn’t exist It can’t hurt you Jack-rem: sister sister our guest appears to be a bit confused

[@DanDoesStuffs]

W- who's Rem?

[@DanDoesStuffs]

@Natsuki Senpai bro... Are you joking or did you not get it?

[@DanDoesStuffs]

@Natsuki Senpai I think you know what you're doing. Good day sir.

[@thehazardousmemer1746]

Im more into Sci-fi

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Kids are stupid? But it says r/facepalm...

[@elq8]

I see you everywhere I go , why and how

[@red-vg2ds]

r/facepalm i guess

[@ElleeDraws]

you just got double facepalmed.

[@punkv4mp]

Unless this person is r/whoosh -ing us

[@nickarganbright7218]

I was confused, though it sent me to the wrong video again😋

[@kerricaine]

on the soy milk having estrogen: while it generally won't affect cis men, it can have some side effects and cause hormone imbalances in trans men who are taking testosterone suppliments.

[@KingT0ast]

Oh this helps me in particular, thank you!

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Good to know! I don’t really like soy milk to begin with, so I’m sure I’ll be alright when I do start T

[@alfredkugler3043]

Also, one of the causes of gender dysphoria is too much estrogen during pregnancy. Essentially, if the mother has too much estrogen at the exact wrong time, a male embryo develops a female brain. So in a certain view, soy milk REALLY is capable of destroying manliness.

[@leave3451]

Thanks for the info :3

[@zool7292]

@@alfredkugler3043 Do you have evidence to support this? If so i would love to see/read it since i am a Bio-Med major looking to work on developing alternative or new methods to help other people like me with gender dysphoria once I've completed my PHD.

[@LiberMentis-LM]

“That’s more than the entire population of America” *shows Canada* This made my day

[@eliyaskiya]

Even better is that it isn't even half the population of Canada lol

[@awesomestyles]

Day 14 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@AliciaBowling]

Oz media and emkay (only them though, no one else)

[@awesomestyles]

AliciaBowling What about them? EDIT: Oh, wait, you want them to collaborate?

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

What about that 2nd one for robin? That would be super unpopular

[@awesomestyles]

@@superpokemonbros.9441 It's not so bad. It's just a subreddit with logos that are cleanly changed to say different things. Plus, he's done it before on Mr. Reddit.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

@@awesomestyles I meant 3rd one

[@floppiethethirth]

With the whole soy thing: plant estrogen is different from normal estrogen and has a completely different structure, so even drinking liters of soy every day does not effect your estrogen levels.

[@ryanonipad745]

People: were gonna die to AI More people: no were gonna die to aliens The stupid part of humanity: *yes*

[@pixelz1204]

I don't think that girl talking about blueberries has ever heard of blackberries-

[@oioioioioi994]

Arguably, black can be considered a shade

[@lightscameralife232]

Hasn't heard of oranges either

[@symmetricksambigrams]

and limes

[@rybread4855]

Jack: estrogen in soy isn’t going to affect your horomone levels Me, a trans woman: *grabs gallons of say milk* we will see about that

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

Here is the simple solution to the school problem(s): Every kid that has access to high-speed internet, have them take classes online. Every kid that does not have access to high-speed internet, have them go physically to school, but keep them distanced. Since most households have high-speed internet today, this would dramatically reduce the number of kids having to physically be at school which will make it a lot easier to keep them distanced and practicing safe practices. I think that most of the parents pushing for kids to go back to school are just being driven crazy by the kids being around all the time and they want them out of the house and away from them.

[@GeckyWecky]

Jack, that name rhymes with a whole lot of things.

[@LunaTheMetalhead]

I don't think those rhyme

[@fellow5640]

Like lamp

[@lemaygaming6952]

Ball sack.

[@evangault1392]

Back, Flak, Plaque

[@astaa4474]

Ball sack

[@mleppp1546]

God, as a twin, 11:36 killed me. Twins don’t take twice the time. In fact they often take less than nine months. I just... please teach sex ed. If the school your kid goes to doesn’t have it, teach them yourself. If you don’t know, there’s the problem.

[@Timebum4556]

Also 9+9=18 so they don't even know maths.

[@shadowwolf7024]

Anyone else fearing the future of humanity?

[@spider_sheep]

3:49 okay but nobody going to talk about how good that impression is like seriously

[@thatguy3968]

9:00 The real facepalm is the fact that this actually meets the mask requirements. They need to change the mask requirements.

[@kirb2119]

3:37 Gordon Ramsey: *eternal screaming*

[@AustinJASMR]

0:34 The best part about it is: She actually gave the kid her number. So either they're both idiots, or she was being incredibly sarcastic.

[@mango9602]

community : r/facepalm Title: kids are stupid Me: confused screaming

[@Jay12]

hotel: trivago

[@11037_dr]

r/whooooosh I think he was trying to say that he was “stupid” or maybe he just actually got confused

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Well those subreddits fall into the same category People doing dumb things

[@evanslegoanimation]

• Mystical Frog • Or maybe he was joking. Soooo, I’ll have to r/woooosh your r/woooosh.

[@shi_bun_suzi]

It's amazing how many of these have been turned into memes/character templates for people to put names over. Absolutely astounding.

[@dominiklehn2866]

About that textbook kid,I literally once called an old friend on landline and asked for their mobile number,so it may not be as stupid as it sounds... Even though they are both holding cellphones and she is clearly citing a mobile number,so maybe it IS just stupid

[@eeveemaster2206]

"Fun fact: Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!" "Star Fruit?" "That is a shape." ....and oranges? Edit: Black is a color, y'all keep fighting for all I care

[@lemaygaming6952]

The color orange was named after the fruit.

[@teamtrainor6346]

Oranges were named before the color

[@Jay-yw5do]

@Andrew Zadworny black is not a color

[@Lee.M.D]

Nope :3

[@clarehidalgo]

@Andrew Zadworny black is the absence of color if we go by light

[@mochiiboi7225]

Day 2 part 2 of asking jack to say “im jack and finally back” for an intro

[@juliaknitter1650]

he needs to do it

[@lycaptain]

Yes

[@heavensloser4790]

Denki Kaminari I’m cursed I always find a denki account 😭😭😭

[@mochiiboi7225]

im doing these until they notice and do it

[@elisanovelo]

its like tony stark talking to paul blark

[@Killer_Tortoise]

Um, Jack the problem is not the "marrying off" part (although it is an outdated concept), it's the fact that girls' genetic code doesn't change, and whether it's a boy or a girl the offspring's genetic code will contain half of each parent, there's no specific "important" component. Notice that she specifically stated she's a genetic engineering student. Also, it's the uncle not the dad who's the problem.

[@AbteilungsleiterinBeiAntifaEV]

Another reason is that it's _plant_ estrogen and as far as I'm aware, *we're not plants.* MTF would have a much easier time.

[@rocketcello5354]

8:10 The Mars Climate Orbiter was a $328 million to Mars that lost communication and either broke up in Mars's atmosphere or is currently orbiting the sun because the mid-course correction burn was done via the Imperial system, not the metric system. That is the main reason NASA uses only the *metric system* . Also, the reason America has been to the Moon is because some Russian dudes strapped a metal beachball with antenna to a nuclear missile instead of a nuke, and called it Sputnik.

[@NoobgamerHD]

me: reads title also me, after watching the video: "there are absolutely NO kids on this video, stop putting something that isn't on the video on the thumbnails, jeez" i know, it's very nitpicky lol

[@bookieone9277]

It's not. This guy just slammed us with a bunch of political b.s. He's lost.

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

The thumbnail is a bonus post, the title is his reaction. The other videos have the same pattern where its just another post on the thumbnail with a reaction next to the reddit name

[@NoobgamerHD]

@@TheDigitalWeeb this is a weird thing to do, plus in one of the videos they literally showed the post from the thumbnail, but as i can see it's a rare occurance, so what gives?

[@ampa-3612]

You know it's a serious facepalm when you have to grow an extra set of arms to facepalm hard enough

[@fischl-von.luftschloss]

Ah yes, baby goats/kids are stupid. They eat fracking everything

[@ethanwillis7369]

All goats eat everything they can safely eat poison ivy

[@adambettinger1488]

As I sit back and wonder to myself: how many people are going to have their brains break completely when the illusion of reality is completely lifted, and there's nothing but the reality of the contradictions to what you've always known...

[@renialatrice]

15:14 imagine your whole personality being revolved around one fucking man and he isnt even marrying you. Thats pathetoc

[@umeinui]

5:32 While Jack was spittin the facts about soy milk I was listening intently just to completely loose it at the exercise picture 😂

[@charax-1]

"1944: 18 year olds stormed beech at Normandy almost certain death" Teen after he sees this: OH sure I'll grab a sub machine gun and storm a military risking death and leaving everyone I care for behind!

[@CaitHasStopped]

*the snack that eats you back* *G O L D F I S H*

[@lyukainky8200]

«Blueberry is the only fruit named after a color» - . -" Yeah I think this girl was in coma from her birth to this day. Lets get her to at least first class

[@vlo3302]

The Jack that Smiles back *GOLDJACK*

[@tekrexvr4800]

"Blueberries are the only color named after themselves" Oranges: "......."

[@blackishstone4092]

Fun fact: the colour orange actually named after the fruit, not the other way around. 🍊

[@tekrexvr4800]

@@blackishstone4092 MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!! :0.....

[@blackishstone4092]

@@tekrexvr4800 After someone told me I went on like five or six different sites to find out if it was true. 😅

[@tekrexvr4800]

@@blackishstone4092 Oh LMAO XD

[@Razorlight3]

@@tekrexvr4800 *Limes: "Actually..."*

[@DawnTheFox_]

“Kids are stupid” Gen Z: 👁👄👁💅

[@christianmartinez3587]

👁👄👁💅

[@monkeballs3063]

👁👄👁💅

[@alexandrumicu9128]

15:35 brain hit itself in his confusion

[@krsjms]

1:52 ngl you actually did that voice well

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Jack: "There's Oak, Yew, and. . . A-and. . ." John Cleese: "The Larch. The. Larch. The Larch.

[@bigboibigboi4436]

4:23 know what else isn't cool, cheating

[@floppavanier5306]

“Fun fact blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour!” Me: o r a n g e

[@pizzaman7397]

No, the color orange was named after the fruit orange

[@Razorlight3]

Me, an intellectual: *Limes.*

[@littleladybrooks6635]

Blackberries?

[@deadble5k]

Next time it's Jack say: hi it's Jack get a snack not a bat.

[@Waffle8205]

some kindergartner at my school just thought "its a good idea to use the floor as a toilet" and he proceeded to literally poop and pee on the floor, the bathroom stinked and a teacher had to get the janitor so he can clean it up. *r/kidsarestupid*

[@doot_slayer]

My God, this was painful. If the aliens wanna just come and end us early, I wouldn’t be surprised.

[@shadowwolf7024]

I’d be setting up landing lights and shit, with a colossal sign that says “Welcome, our supreme overlords! Please wipe us from the universe,now!”

[@thecrazyvulpixguy5201]

8:45 Blackberries: am I a joke to you

[@fukoaf]

Oranges: am I a joke to you?

[@pizzaman7397]

@@fukoaf I’m not tryna be a jerk but orange the color is actually after the fruit I know it’s confusing at first

[@fukoaf]

@@pizzaman7397 oh alright I didnt actually know that! you learn something new everyday :]]]

[@Shadoboy]

Me: Wears a mask Yo: ¿Por qué ya no puedo hablar inglés?

[@OctyabrAprelya]

ＰＥＲＦＥＣＴＩＯＮ

[@randomperson8663]

😂👍

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

3:11 my GenX self advocates for y’all younger people, we didn’t have the active threat of a classmate or two opening fire on us. I don’t fault y’all for the anxiety, sometimes crippling, you may have . Just please know that not all of us older people are against you. I’m a part of the generation that got ignored the most and was told constantly to “look it up yourself…” hard to do back then 🤨😳🤣

[@polly1304]

thanks

[@justsomeguywithoutalife230]

This is why aliens don’t want to approach us yet

[@ewaasloth2410]

1:54 HOW DARE YOU REM AND RAM NEED TO BE PERFEC- that voice acting was cute.

[@aaronhall7722]

Yeah it has been a while since I seen rezero but I think he nailed it

[@lenelikesto]

Karens: "5G tOwErS cAuSe CoRoNaViRuS" Me, who knows how radiation works: "You are not a clown, you are the entire circus"

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho2061]

14:47 I am punching the wall now. ANTIBIOTICS ARE NOT EFFECTIVE AGAINST VIRUSES

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

One time my nephew literally screeched at us, and he started just screamed at us, and apparently it was because he couldn’t find his nerf gun and captain America shield. But he was holding his shield and the nerf gun was just on the couch with a few other ones- like it wasn’t too bad but *boy was it super annoying.*

[@za57033]

R/rslash

[@raymond_dont_cry3451]

the post before the intro actually physically hurt

[@williambrown2429]

Person:*cooks chicken medium rare* Gordom Ramsey:WHAT ARE YOU! Person:a genius sandwich Gordom:NO AN IDIOT SANDWICH

[@sadpotato7029]

"blueberries are the only fruit named after a color" orange: *cries in the corner*

[@bee_attitude]

can someone make orange happy again

[@pizzaman7397]

Orange is actually named by the fruit

[@Jackalite]

1:30 England’s about to have a massive drought

[@misschieflolz1301]

8:10 - I'd like to point out that it's incorrect. The UK uses some ungodly fusion of Metric and Imperial, you're supposed to just know which system to use for what. XD

[@Tw0Dots]

Yeah, twins dont work like that but Jack didnt even notice that 9+9 doesn’t even equal 19 as well🤣 Double face palm for whoever Tweeted that

[@Razorlight3]

I think he did. He said something about a month break, meaning that he took into account an extra month, making 9 + 9 equal 19. *Listen more carefully next time.*

[@GoobyGoob143]

“PP, ew.” -Emkay 2020

[@AVSplays]

3:53 a face-palm on r/face-palm, nice

[@lime7494]

8:46 hey, are we gonna ignore the fact that Oranges, Limes, and Blackberries exist?

[@SayokoAkuma]

Question: Where the fruits named after the color or the color after the fruits?

[@dlo_322]

@JustSaya the color orange was named after the fruit

[@MrElionor]

Lime is a color?

[@clarehidalgo]

Before they named it after the fruit, all orange things were called red which is why people are called redheads when they have orange hair

[@itsnetts]

Both Orange and Lime colours were named after the fruits. Black is a shade, not a color.

[@beaniebabie8180]

"My names Jack, the voice that claps back" * *sighs* * okay, yeah

[@pyxisdiv84]

You know my demonic side is just saying, “Let natural selection do the work.”

[@tammyknickmeier4922]

The best part is.... that Morgz impression was almost perfect

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

*_1:10_**_- I can respect the Catra pfp😔👌_*

[@liljuddz]

8:52 Oranges Blackberries Peaches Green Apples Red Apples Yellow Apples Plums Star fruit Limes and Ruby Grapefruits Edit: Cherries

[@T-E-A-04]

Sorry mate, star isn't a colour, they are a shape, and in real life they're a giant fireball

[@liljuddz]

@@T-E-A-04 you fool, you have played yourself, on an r/facepalm video from 2 years ago no less, and now i get to give you your moment of realization that you're the wrong one here. Theres a color named after starfruit, simply called "starfruit", your previous statement had made you a candidate for a facepalm now. I win

[@Real-FaZe-Carpet]

The color was named after the fruit. So you’re wrong

[@dragonnx2843]

1:56 as a weeb that watched the dub of re:zero because it's one of the few good dubs you actualy did pretty good with that impression

[@Outlander-bu2hw]

I have some questions?

[@dragonnx2843]

@@Outlander-bu2hw like

[@Outlander-bu2hw]

Does it have manga?

[@dragonnx2843]

@@Outlander-bu2hw yes but last I checked the manga is behind the anime so you should read the light novel or web novel

[@Outlander-bu2hw]

K that s all thx

[@arakano]

Watching this makes me want to go onto Facebook and find posts like these to troll on. But then I quickly realize that I have much better ways to use my time; Like watching Emkay, for instance!

[@SynGirl32]

My face is now permanently scarred from the incessant face-smacking.

[@shartwastaken]

Day one of asking to review r/speedoflobsters

[@mudasbeats]

what is the subreddit supposed to be? I'm interested

[@shartwastaken]

People just edit meme texts so it says new things. It’s very funny, I recommend you visit it.

[@gamerofthetime]

@@shartwastaken so... r/bonehurtingjuice in good?

[@shartwastaken]

ehh, it’s kinda like that

[@sappireflames0009]

He did himself a facepalm 4:01. America is a continent, not a country. the total population of America is 1,022,831,978.

[@tres8003]

America is a country. North America is a continent. North America is one tectonic plate in the ocean, therefore its a continent. America/US does not have its own plate and is a COUNTRY.

[@sappireflames0009]

@@tres8003 people of the US have somewhat adopted the name, but nowhere in the declaration. nor was it made official as far as I know. a quote. "The continents of North and South around the world is referred to as the American continent which is from North to South. America is not a nation state because looking clearly at the name United States of America, This means exactly what it means independent States of the American continent United to form a nation. America is not a nation But rather a continent US is not America in the sense thereof"

[@leightonpierson560]

3:55 America is just canada

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

7:28 Yes, even though I have lived in America my whole life I am not an American just because I wear a mask when I go out.

[@agent_sus3273]

Yep. Born and raised in the U.S. Most kids in my school know how to use our masks responsibly (and when I say most, they are TEENS. At least then breaking the rules every now and then is INEVITABLE). But you know, we wear masks so I guess we’re imaginary.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

@@agent_sus3273 That must be the case

[@agent_sus3273]

@@AUBREY-ml4ex Ah well. So how’s your imaginary life? Mine’s going well so far.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

@@agent_sus3273 That's good to hear. Mine is going just fine thankyou

[@alice_weirddom]

Yes, I am no longer American. I am now scottish

[@blaziken114playz2]

Im not angy at you for trying to do an impression of ram and rem in fact im proud

[@arxeonop]

Technically speaking, hunting for solely food and not sport at all is the most cruelty free way to get food.