brian regan UPS

from the "I walked on the moon" standup. great clip about moving and talking to UPS.

[@Gidget521]

"OK, goodbye" gets me every time...then it's just tears of laughter from there

[@Pianodean]

Yes that and....."No, I'm another guy"

[@GrantSchinto]

Absolutely. That line was my first big takeaway. So perfect.

[@tallmendinger17]

"No I'm another guy." LOL Dude is the best!!!

[@Porter2613]

"Just, dispatch the truck...please." Hahahaha!!! Brian is the best I've ever heard! Clean, but 100% HILARIOUS!!!

[@Tommy1977777]

Drives me to tears. Why must they make me beg?

[@shimmyshimmyshy]

"3....GIRTH UNITS!"

[@randybock82]

Too funny

[@39Hundred]

One of my favorite comics. Not only are his jokes funny but he's also visually funny. His facial expressions. Hahaha

[@lindaaltmayer3140]

Marshall Street its hard to watch him and not say something funny with out using that goofy walk that he has!

[@Milesco]

@@lindaaltmayer3140 : What if you DO say something funny? Does that make it easier to avoid using the goofy walk?

[@christianhafer9819]

Best comic of the last 30 years.

[@vg5157]

With no political agenda !!

[@thowdy]

I agree.

[@paulnone9984]

I've seen Brian live twice and it was always much more hilarious in person to see him. Love his dry sense of humor and the dumb faces he makes. All of this is amazing and he doesn't even need to swear to be funny.

[@MrBreganturtle]

I wouldn't say dry though

[@seanconfer7903]

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are hands down my two favorite comedians. They're hilarious and use good clean comedy. Which is so much funnier than constant swearing.

[@omeganave7425]

Wow! They're my favourites too!

[@hollylusardi8300]

Ditto that!

[@chloeowalker]

Sean Confer so true 😊😊

[@diamonddragonplays4500]

Sean Confer swearing means nothing though. They're just words that people say are for some reason 'bad'

[@Gr8Layks]

Only if you're an uptight puritanical d-bag.

[@1966gto1000]

This guy is a world class comic. His routines are hilarious and CLEAN, like Seinfeld's are. He's funnier than Seinfeld in my opinion. His timing is impeccable, his facial expressions are funny in themselves and his material is sooo original. Hats off to Brian Regan.

[@abaeisawesome12]

Your so right, he just makes me laugh even if i've heard it 1200000000000 times!

[@bpeterssen]

He's as funny as they come and the material is clean and priceless!!

[@GavriloPewPew]

Agree he's underrated!

[@jwsutton2676]

Seinfeld isn't really clean, not like Regan. I like hearing stories from other comedians about Brian Regan, he tends to have as much respect amongst comedians as anybody

[@bikersoncall]

World class perhaps but so not funnier than Seinfeld, well kind of but not really, he has a polished routine that is fantastic, but Jerry just comes up with some #### that no one else ever could.

[@leroy92TX]

my training teacher showed this during my fedex training class to be a domestic phone helper

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

Hahaha

[@MyAccount-in9ru]

This man is why I started my stand-up career.

[@FloydMaxwell]

The inimitable Brian Regan. Loved by our family for over 15 years.

[@hardtruth4420]

Brian's delivery, facial and body expressions and the voices make his act one of a kind. I can watch the same act over and over.

[@Pantherchick235]

"Yeah I'm too stupid to talk to you."

[@TylerRubeum]

"Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, yeah, but if I put the box on the scale, it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!"

[@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978]

You just take it off real quick

[@iiFever]

@@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 I’m not fast enough!

[@pdddddp1]

Brian Doggone regan, is one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard.....no foul words, and he will snatch laughter out of you! He's the best, hands down.

[@KkBo15]

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely hysterical. My favorites!! They make my life happy!!!

[@imoutofnames1]

I lost it at girth units.

[@omeganave7425]

They're boxes and they're brown and they've got tape all on 'em!

[@channelinactive.seewormsqu3201]

I read that as you said it XD

[@barrya.6212]

I was just going to quote that and saw you beat me to it...

[@SFK360]

I'm beggin ya!

[@DEZMUHND]

I work for UPS. This guy really called he outlined basically the entire procedure XD

[@judah3035]

(6 years ago goodness) I just got off preload shift...Boxline 1!!! We know not all boxes are created equal...hate when I get an irreg and the box is like someone took it to the back and beat it with a bat.

[@stankykong8506]

@Raverly G the comment was from 7 years ago lol

[@swishfish8858]

@@judah3035 ...that's every box I get from UPS, lmao. My local depot must have some crazy logistical stuff going on.

[@dbyankee27]

I work at UPS and I find this absolutely hilarious!

[@moonchild848]

I LOVE Brian Regan so much, he is truly funny in his observations, no crude language, very observant and silly..this one is my favourite of all :-)

[@kendra1580]

"Ok i dont know what the weight is....and...i dont know what girth means..." Haha love brian xD

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@heathertreat]

His comedy is the best because it's clean, simple and everyone in the world can relate to it.

[@fercho2040]

I feel like Brian Regan is an old school type of comic, relying on being overall funny instead of talking about serious things in a funny way. His body language, his voice inflection, his energy; this man's work is gold and I wish he continues performing for decades to come.

[@10coolfacts]

"So now what's the procedure?" lmao

[@85nikki96]

Whenever I feel down and need a laugh I come here. And also the eye doctor one. So talented.

[@matthewmoritz7837]

how can 407 people not like this he is halarious i know this is an old video but i love it i watch it everyday mostly

[@Monoxzidex]

"We need the weight and the girth!" *pause* "Okay, goodbye....." :D

[@Aquitanic]

I just looked up THREE GIRTH UNITS and this was the first thing which makes me happy.

[@embersarts]

Aaahhhhh, zero! I'm not fast enough!

[@SunshineCarpetCleaningAZ]

Tattoo Art That was my favorite part

[@nathanfarris4125]

i love brian regan

[@luminousstrawberries]

Wow, instantly a favorite new comic of mine :) I'm diggin it!

[@cmcm410]

.

[@JoeDoggTV]

lol i just like his facial expressions and how he walks

[@joeczapka3647]

I've seen him a couple times in concert, and just his presence alone just makes me laugh!

[@cpmow831]

One of the funniest comics ever and he doesn’t have to swear to be funny

[@zachmorgan6982]

My High School teacher use to play his stuff for us. Always amazing and impeccable

[@Jimdandy1958]

Thank you Brian: In a world where what is morally and socially acceptable seems to be sinking into lower depths of depravity every day, You sir choose to keep it clean and for that I thank you. You not only always make me laugh, you give me something that I'm glad to share with others with a clean conscience. Keep up the good work and thank you for sharing your gift with us all....Jim

[@malwal7]

"I'm too stupid to talk to you."

[@entertainmentuniverse4]

It’s the way he says the story and shows it as well that still makes me laugh hard. Genius!!!

[@GrantSchinto]

I become more and more convinced that Brian Regan is the greatest comic who ever lived if that were measured in overall consistency. Utterly amazing.

[@mlarkinn]

"Girth units"...love it..and him:)

[@MasonPimental]

"I'm to stupid to talk to you." LOL

[@alexiskani4879]

I love Brian. He's truly amazing. He doesn't swear in his comedies. Which is great because it's limited to have that. I'm going to see him in November. But I truly appreciate him! :)

[@lionofjudah6763]

One of the best !!! I hear this guy on Sirius XM radio comedy stations and have me in tears.

[@rosalynpieczynski9309]

I put the BOXEN on the scale but I still can't see the NUMBERS!!

[@barrya.6212]

Good catch of Regan english. I got a buddy of mine joking about "boxen" all the time ... plural for box .... " many much boxen"

[@Stevepelo]

..,, cb3ib

[@Milesco]

Brian didn't say "boxen", he said "If I put the box ON the scale...."

[@NCTStudio]

Rosalyn Pieczynski we need more moosen

[@stonemedia8901]

@@Milesco Brian Regan Live Teacher: Erwin, Erwin what is the plural for ox? Erwin: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen. Teacher: Brian. Brian: Wha-what? Teacher: Brian, what is the plural for box? Brian: Boxen! I bought two boxen of donuts!

[@Kastrenzo74]

Its gonna cover up the NUMBERS

[@Zaranell]

I've seen Brain live twice. Anyone who watches this video can tell why. Truly an excellent stand-up.

[@sga3084]

He's the one comedian I'd watch commercials for

[@blaaahblahblahblah]

They have a girth of.... three XD

[@mannm96]

"still can't see the NUMBERS!"

[@AerynBella]

OMG This is the best!! "Just dispatch the truck."

[@TheIntrovertWhims]

Someone described Brian Regan as "Seinfeld on steroids" . Perfect description.

[@jw9103]

3 what? Three girth units 🤣

[@memaimu]

I've personally done this myself and this is exactly how it went.

[@jpnut37]

I love it. Being on the "inside" some knowledge is taken for granted.

[@MarshiiNiakilo]

I remember seeing some videos of him when I was younger, not his standup itself but some mock videos on animal jam like stupid in school and emergency room, thats what brought my love for this guy lol him and john mulaney are my favorites, ive been binge watching their standups lately while grinding stuff in ffxiv14. love this dudes standup so much!! hes so funny

[@gita3088]

Girth units. I love this guy.

[@Bigbrotrev]

103 people thought the dislike button said."dis I like"

[@montinyek6554]

Damn i remember when this was funny

[@scourgefan100]

Brian Regan doesnt cuss as much as other comedians, and even without cussing hes awesome

[@Whateverintheworld]

This guy makes tears come out of my eyes. He is so funny.

[@kaylabrown3831]

Awesome! I'm doing this for my speech and debate class humorous speech! LOL

[@kirklandmeadows]

I love clean comedy, its funnier.

[@MechaFenris]

So true. Clean comedy is devoid of the "filler" words that get the mature rating. Can't use those as a crutch, so the humor is more intelligent, less rambling, and well... you said it. Funnier.

[@cameronbrwdway9486]

***** How is that intelligent part even close to true? I can't think of one stand-up legend that didn't swear like a sailor. I guess Cosby and Steve Martin. The rest generally curse, like a lot, and there are some extremely tasteful, intelligent, artful bits that people like Pryor or Carlin have put together.

[@MechaFenris]

Cameron Brwdway It's a matter of taste. There's tons of funny comedians who don't work blue. Carlin did wordplay and Pryor was socially conscious. There are more than a couple, if you count Jerry Clower, Jonathan Winters, Red Skelton, George Burns, Jeff Foxworthy, and so forth. Eddie Izzard's pretty clean too. I never implied that working blue is inherently bad, just that most who do use that language in their act generally do so as filler for a lack of intelligent humor. The greats didn't use it as filler, it was part of their act.

[@kirklandmeadows]

He's my inspiration and the reason I do clean stand-up.

[@HotStrange]

kirkland meadows when it’s Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan it is. Cosby had some moments of genius and Steve Martin, though he wasn’t as “clean”. A lot of clean comedians can’t quite get the formula right. Regan is the only one who can hold a candle to Carlin, Pryor, Chris Rock, etc.

[@jeremyballon]

My 3 favorite comedians of all time: Jerry Seinfeld, Sebastian Maniscalco, and the very funny Brian Regan.

[@dongann1140]

Completely agree.

[@oambitiousone7100]

This man is the patron saint of our house. His lines are so integrated into our vernacular, we quote him at least weekly.

[@jonathanc9906]

Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Tim hawkins

[@BuckyBKatt42]

just checked out Tim Hawkins because of this comment and now I love him thank you.

[@davidjose9808]

Gigg’em Aggie Humor...whoop!

[@TheNutshaq]

I love the way he says *NUMBERS*

[@reehatyonin]

"and you still cant see the NUMBERS.." Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@debstein8685]

I heard this bit 13 years ago and I just listened again to share it with someone and it still makes me laugh.

[@mattmaitland5750]

"I don't know what the weight is and I don't know what girth means...so now what's the procedure?"

[@itsmytube62]

3 girth units!

[@JuddMan270]

The NUMBERS! Just killed me.

[@MsTameTaz]

Every time I watch this I can't breath I almost pass out laughing so hard

[@Ecarroll7575]

I love you Brian you're so funny!!

[@jessehcreative]

I’d check the dislikes on this but I can’t see the NUMBERS!

[@jamesc9327]

This is the absolute funniest comedian ever. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@ChocolateApricots]

This guy is hysterical! Thanks for posting!!

[@cuteiegurl]

And they probably fit on a dolley!!! hahaha I love that part:)

[@BenShamoiel]

3 Girth units...lol

[@megustavophoto]

just the best observational humor

[@TheRyanator5000]

How could someone not like this???????????

[@lindaaltmayer3140]

3 girth units!!! That kills me every time

[@Hijinked]

Boxen*

[@coreyownz]

This guy is my favorite stand up comedian of all time lol

[@javster4138]

Ditto

[@bobbyricigliano2799]

This is easily one of my all time favorite comedy bits.

[@veronicam2942]

He kinda reminds me of Will Ferrel.

[@titerror0010]

Fucking hilarity!!!

[@littlekuribohimposte]

You still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!! I love Brian Reagan!

[@hassanstewart7887]

He's a CLOWN!!! Killing 'em with sarcasm!!! It gets no better than Brian.

[@SynAstra]

His facial expressions remind me of Jim Carrey XD

[@jennymcmillin5668]

Astral Syn But so much better. Carey is like a caricature of himself. Too hyped up. Regan is just silly-believable. But they do both have it going on with physical comedy. “They’re all wearing party hats in the dairy isle...”

[@dirtblock]

LOL!

[@KelRobbins]

Wordle (355) brought me here today for a particular 5-letter word. Brian made the word famous (to me) by this bit 😂

[@kimisaga2591]

Me too!! I just passed the link off to my Wordle family. I love this bit. So so funny!

[@Toke-YT]

as a UPS driver this is so true

[@BlackBolt55]

MARKIPLIER XD

[@midnightmarauder6534]

I don't get it

[@msnyder1510]

Boxen

[@michaellinner7772]

The faces always puts him over the top. He could be saying anything at all and his expressions just make it impossible not to laugh.

[@Dr00g00]

Comedians who come up with clean comedy are the best and most creative

[@LadyMarie24]

Why do people have such a big problem with Brian Regan?

[@rs72098]

Because atheists have to support their broken ideology somehow, they troll Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook videos as well.

[@davidjose9808]

Well posed question. Probably because evil is uncomfortable with people who have a conscience.

[@culwin]

boxen

[@jonathanc9906]

i love ur profile pic bro

[@ilikeubetty]

every time i have seen him live at the end of the show he lets people shout out their favorite bits and then he does them as the encore. funny every time!

[@njminardmsu]

Laughed so hard, best comedian ever