Ep. 113 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@rmcpeek1]

Here's an idea. Set Bert's chair in full recline. Everytime he wants to talk he has to do a sit up to talk into the mic. Boom. He'll have a six pack by February 1st.

[@emclovin6962]

that and maybe tom will get a word or two in between the many, many sit ups

[@joeyduncan5804]

Lol right that'd be the day.sure would cut down on his talk time.

[@DanPMH]

blah blah Blah Kershner

[@supremebuffalo6322]

They should try for a little while on an episode it would be so funny after a few mins when hes worn out from like 200 situps

[@sidneyjames3255]

Genius

[@zachthompson5335]

Bart: “Leann and I hooked up and I put it down!!!” Also Bart: “Only missionary and it didn’t last long”

[@jessram5831]

I literally almost peed myself lol 😂

[@brugai8917]

@@jessram5831 did you run too hard? 😂

[@emilykay5908]

I doubt Bernard has ever "put it down" in the bedroom.

[@mgonzalez24]

Brant: “I know I’m not an alcoholic”…. Also Brandt: “I can’t wait to have a drink, I can’t WAIT to have a drink, I CANNOT WAIT to have a drink!”

[@JR-rz1br]

Also most of his "panic attack" and "spiraling out" stories are actually withdrawals.

[@tpl1339]

@@JR-rz1br 100% I made this realization a while ago😂

[@sorryimsosad]

Yeah panic attacks definitely come w withdrawals. But ig no one tells him. 😂

[@willvmurdaugh]

Loss of bladder control can be caused by drinking large amounts of alcohol on a regular basis. But Bert thinks it's from running. After all, we constantly see athletes piss themselves during a sprint... /s

[@tpl1339]

@@outlawtornuk666 no it’s definitely not a bit

[@MichaelWutsch]

Barf: "I'm being a great dad this week." Tohm: "how?" Brant: "I'm actually home with my kids."

[@willkretz1571]

"That's what you supposed to do ya dumb motha fucka" - Chris Rock

[@jorgepadilla8392]

@@willkretz1571 just keepin it real… ya real DUMB!

[@Third_Eye_on_the_Sky]

Who's Brock?

[@nicholaspowers7393]

BEST ENDING EVER!!! Only Bert could give HIMSELF cooties. I thought Bobby Lee was the only one that could do that. Love these guys.

[@BWizard1]

Well which is it? They can’t both be the only ones lol.

[@nicholaspowers7393]

@@BWizard1Haha, you got me. i was too lazy to edit after I read how dumb it sounded. Let's just say, Burt is the only white guy who can do it, and Bobby is the only Korean that can.

[@davidfisher4082]

@@nicholaspowers7393 ahhhhhh racist comments from old nicky WHITE powers 😂

[@nicholaspowers7393]

Oh no@@davidfisher4082 !! Did I trigger your hurt feelings?

[@BWizard1]

@@nicholaspowers7393 🤣🤣🤣 that sounds much better

[@WildBill09]

Watching Bert’s face rebel against him in real time is, quite possibly, the greatest podcast moment ever.

[@mrbungle3310]

Bent is unreal...idk how he survives,he basically got himself a rash from nothing

[@senshi187]

Well if you put together all the places he puts his finger on/in, you'd get a nice collection of bacteria that'll grow into something Brand can store between his toes to use as an impromptu closer act

[@mrs.h2725]

How long has it been since Tito Bobo has been around them? Somehow I think his stinky foot rash is to blame.

[@Forbizz]

"I don't know if i can take Benadryl I'm on a cleanse" How is this man alive?

[@JoshMann83]

I’d bet it came from his beard or feet, he was playing with both nonstop & kept scratching his nose a lot.

[@Ynotnow9900]

He Mickey Mantled it into existence

[@mrsmcnizzle8774]

I never realized how important Nadov’s laugh was to this podcast.

[@Jjvblack88]

Uh hundred percent!

[@brodzowski]

Thank GOD it was absent.

[@SensationalSpidey25]

My favorite laugh track

[@Meddemmmmmmm]

Paddy's*

[@kikib8434]

Holy shit, YES!😂😁

[@supafun33]

Bert: "I don't understand this diet" Also Bert: "I didn't read any of the instructions."

[@sorryimsosad]

That’s Brent for you,

[@Ragnarok6664]

Instructions aint for men

[@MrTowelsplug]

Who tf is Bert?

[@ractorstudios]

his soups are gonna taste so much better LOL

[@ms.buoyant]

This podcast is like a therapy session for Bert. Tom is killing it with the "unconditional positive regard."

[@josiahwood7004]

Tom and Bernt are true friends. 😭

[@matty4natty]

I feel bad, but I really only say I like bert because Tom says Bert is his best friend. Tom is an amazing friend that we should all have, but like Burt, don’t deserve

[@happyzach]

It's funny how much of this podcast is devoted to how much weight either one of them lost or gained while also looking the exact same the entire time.

[@NoNippleNarc]

That part

[@KatieMcCrackin]

I understand what youre saying and agree more recently. But if you look back on older podcasts, you can definitely see a significant difference. At least for Tom.

[@happyzach]

@@KatieMcCrackin I was mostly exaggerating, just McCrackin a joke ya know? I'll just skip over the ad reads AND the random body updates.

[@darkylinky288]

Tommy has been getting noticeably more fit since the accident, also shaved and went more grey. Bert looks pretty much the same

[@thebonbrests741]

Bert: "I'm coming out as fat" Also Bert: "why can't I just be on a 700 cal diet forever"

[@TheEmzley]

He's out of control. He'll be back on the fat side of the force in 2 weeks.

[@Swedishbiker]

Yeah, them kale crackers sound delish as F......

[@jessicahale5793]

Todd, you gotta take Patty with you to LA if this is gonna be a thing. The silence when Brent said he pissed himself on the treadmill was so unfortunate. We need that laugh.

[@mrs.h2725]

Uh hundred percent

[@BubuH-cq6km]

PLESE DONT because all it does is distract and make the show come off as regular Lamestream tv 💩 comedy with their canned laugh tracks

[@davidpowers746]

*Paddy

[@BubuH-cq6km]

@@davidpowers746 "ON THE SPECTRUM"

[@jarnold1789]

@@BubuH-cq6km On the other hand, it really drew me into YMH and amplified the absurdity and the fun. I personally haven't gotten tired of it

[@BigMikeHouse45]

The last 2 minutes just woke everyone in the house up from me laughing at the hive! How is Bart a real person

[@Meatwad102]

He’s so gross 😂

[@ryanalexander984]

@@Meatwad102 I listen to these with headphones in at work and I dry heave almost every time that pig burps. It is so loud and gross.

[@dntgvafuk89]

Thank you for putting out a pod this holiday week. Not the same without Patty's famous laughter though, glad Bort acknowledged it lol

[@BubuH-cq6km]

🤦🏼‍♂ they shoot theses a week to a month and a half in advance they have at least 4 just waiting to be aired

[@cassini96]

Yup. Jewbaka is definitely missed, but this is so cozy and friendly. These boyz looove each other long time!

[@dntgvafuk89]

@@BubuH-cq6km yes we all know they do then a few ahead of time but that's not the point- that doesn't always happen during the holidays as there is no Where My Mom's At posted today 🙄 so keep your attitude to yourself sir 🙄

[@whitelion8732]

it's so fascinating, we've been watching Bert and Tom's journey through parenthood for many years now and it's great to see! Bert's rejuvenated relation with his girls warms my heart! Truly awesome! Best wishes to the whole crew, here's to a new year filled with joy! Cheers!

[@Dre_76]

Let’s goooooo it’s Monday everybody have a good week

[@brannonwalsh676]

When I left this morning it was a little cold, but it's gonna get warmer. It's probably gonna get colder again once it gets dark though. You might need a jacket. Be sure to drink water

[@RayWest46]

@@brannonwalsh676 and watch for waspis

[@jackkarapetyan2064]

This is the energy I am here for. Have a good one!!!!

[@collinwgreen]

So many pods come out of mondaysssss

[@cleech74]

@@jackkarapetyan2064 Same. Last week in 2021. Make it count!

[@mmatthewdavey5704]

I can't believe he actually did it, the sunuvabish actually shouted me out. If you or Bert ever want some of the best food in the city lmk. I make sure to know the places that bring value and passion to their food and what they do. Could even curate a food and fun excursion for people based on what they like or want to experience. It would be an honor and a privilege. And it was a pleasure to serve you and your lady.

[@ms.buoyant]

What's your Instagram? Maybe other people may want to hire you as a foody tour guide. 🙂😉

[@saberxzero]

Follow proto bud and the mommies will come. You got any Moose soup?

[@hlinville6034]

Bert makes me feel like I got my shit together.

[@davesnothere512]

This.

[@benjaminrapatz9703]

@Loroxe Compared to Brent, shit has its shit together. 😆🤣😂

[@Drippinonthedroop]

Makes me feel like Ive got it all diapered up

[@matty4natty]

🤣🤣🤣 I didn’t know what it was, but it’s that. I feel the same. I used to think I only pretended to like Burt because Tom likes him, but now I think it’s that-he makes me feel better about myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@joereitmeyer5254]

But it’s funny cuase he has money than all of us

[@Phatikus]

I like how Bert says he doesn't know what he's passionate about but has a different hat on like every other podcast.

[@MagiicGaming100]

Solid comment tbh

[@mastergwaha]

11 months later but that is because he already explained in an earlier episode that after wearing them a bunch of companies reached out to him and give him hats to wear so he said he wears a new one each time. something about the collegiate ones got to him first just a lil fyi

[@bwhs32]

Bart isn’t as interruptive this episode! Eating uncooked soup has really changed him tor the better

[@jemiiam]

Or it's because he's home and if Leanne hears him interrupting the whole time she's going to yell at him

[@8bitKatwalk]

uncooked? huh?

[@jemiiam]

@@8bitKatwalk he eats soup right out the can

[@Hotobu]

He did say at the beginning of the episode the setting makes him feel less funny.

[@laurenclark1304]

I thought the same thing! I think it’s the setting for sure!

[@ninosplace881]

Bro I can't with Bert 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way this podcast ends has me in tears I'm crying

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Tom was FLOORED when he realized lmao

[@GrahamPablo]

Almost can’t watch it without Native’s laugh. He brings so much to the show

[@Jellybizzy]

how is bret's guy not laughing at him the whole time? he coated his own face in foot pus and nothin.

[@lil_puddin]

Felice Navida is the entire audience and an audience is required.

[@patrick6213]

Why’s his laugh so different on the phone though

[@kyraktay8519]

“I don’t understand the difference between a diet and an eating disorder” -Brent Chrysler Honestly, same.

[@jrmne6198]

Another legendary podcast episode: "The episode that ends with Blart getting a toe fungus rash on his nose".

[@mattweaver2523]

One of the best podcasts. Never fails.

[@themanicmarauder]

Brett: I've lost so much weight in 5 days. Also Burnt: This diet mimics fasting Also Also Bront: *restricts intake to 700 cals a day working out twice a day* Also Also Also Brent: I'm not hungry I'm just grabbing food.

[@alexderoche1861]

Brunt: I haven't drank in 30 days. Also Brand: Actually I partied this past weekend but I'm not gonna drink for a month. Also also Borp: Well I'm gonna drink at 4 in the morning tomorrow because I'm flying.

[@grislycougar674]

Did we really just end on Barnt getting a hive from digging on his toe cheese.

[@ThePoosebaby]

At least he took a sniff of it for us

[@Drgluee]

His wife must be the most tolerant woman ever!

[@colosseo7827]

He'll be toenail fungi buddies with Diaz soon.

[@ms.buoyant]

Yes we did! 😆 I hope he broke his diet/cleanse and took the Benadryl. GO BACK AND HERE THE PRODUCER SAY "THAT ITS F*CKING GROSS!" 😆😆🤢🤣😂

[@Pruperduper]

@@Drgluee she's such a Leeann!

[@MattMcLeod6]

1:06:20 is absolutely where he started the allergic reaction 😂

[@SKHYJINX]

1:11:18 is absolutely where he tickled the allergic reaction 😀

[@SKHYJINX]

1:12:51 is absolutely when Tom feels Bert's inner struggles at an subconcious level 😀

[@SKHYJINX]

1:12:56 is absolutely where it all goes downhill 😪

[@2121awood]

1:04:57

[@righthandeddashboard]

@@SKHYJINX NO WAY BRO

[@bradblades4245]

How much would this podcast be different if it was just Bert talking to a life-size Tom cutout???

[@jemiiam]

Very different because we wouldn't get Tom's facial expressions or straight look into the camera when Bert says something crazy

[@SuperDuperDave318]

Tom's on this show?!?

[@brooksdurham8244]

But hey for those 10 or so words that Tom says….

[@jo-gu4ln]

Y’all exaggerate so much lol

[@FBcruzz]

not much

[@Plumbob-nd2kc]

I pray these two stay alive and healthy for a long long time. I can tell a difference in Segura’s face already.

[@jamesgarcia2010]

Nadav’s laugh makes a HUGE difference to the dynamic of the pod

[@hobolion3943]

yeah Bert needs a laugh track, otherwise its just an alcoholic talking about he is going to fix it "this time"

[@chuddyburger954]

two bear one jew laugh

[@BubuH-cq6km]

YES without it it's more tolerable to watch for at least 15 minutes

[@globjax7687]

@@hobolion3943 and we love it

[@LbjTheChosen1]

“He can do whatever he wants because he grew up in altitude” - Brent

[@drmojo5439]

Bert: "I honestly don't see the difference between an eating disorder and dieting." Fucking classic. I think I could see some sense in this if it were coming from anyone else

[@LimorG]

From LITERALLY ANYONE else 🤣

[@MarlowWhere]

In a way it makes even more sense coming from Bert lol. Dieting is just a depressive downswing in his lifelong manic eating disorder.

[@drmojo5439]

@@MarlowWhere if nothing else, he is both hilarious and a glutton.

[@greasemonkey060]

That last three minutes is the most honest conversation I’ve seen between these two

[@liddyloue5349]

Should be called 3 bears because patty’s laugh is just as much as a character.

[@BubuH-cq6km]

yeah if U R toked like them thinking it enhances the viewing instead of distracting

[@riley22727]

I know everyone already said it but that ending was priceless..wouldn't be the same if it happened to anyone else.

[@sorryimsosad]

Brent: “I’ve never had withdrawals Also Bret: “I’ve been having panic attacks for some reason”

[@groomedtodie]

Also Bart: I shit myself regularly.

[@kennybuttons1763]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jldrum89]

Bert’s obliteration of describing that documentary “14 Peaks” was impressive. No one learned anything.

[@CharDeeMCD]

The moment when you realise Paddy O'Jewlahan is vital to the Pod...

[@Cyxz666]

canned laughter helps the audience know when the funny is.

[@chaseitdown]

That was a pretty rough pod to listen to imo

[@BubuH-cq6km]

more like when you realize how much the 💩 bag distracts and takes away from the show cut the lame fake laugh tracks

[@chaseitdown]

@@BubuH-cq6km you think native’s laugh is fake?

[@dreamether7808]

@@Cyxz666 lol like that It's Always Sunny epi. "OHHH i get it. The laughing tells me that it's funny!" Seriously though the background laughter is gold tho. Cause Nadav or whatever seems to laugh when I laugh. Seems authentic and does add like a live audience element to it

[@williamdecker3989]

Burp Krishna talking about working out and nutrition is the funniest segment of the show!

[@nostalgiajuana]

The podcast has turned into Bert just searching celebs with their shirt off, and talking about how he shits and pisses himself

[@sergioazevedo4267]

Honestly, I don't remember a time where that WASN'T the podcast. lol

[@petealeman1910]

Also known as "the highlights".

[@earlygray4456]

"I kinda was in and out" - the man is a pun machine

[@ashleebrown1177]

This cast feels like an AA meeting for Brett & a practicum for Tom to become a therapist

[@dustinharvey5393]

Being in Bert's studio makes this whole thing make so much more sense!

[@dirigodave7801]

Did Bert just say he doesn’t believe he’s an alcoholic??!! 🤣🤣🤣. Denial on a different level!!

[@Mannydamon]

In the first 15 mins.

[@filthyfrank.5]

He isn't tho

[@filthyfrank.5]

@Loroxe no? True alcoholics wouldn't be able to keep doing these podcast weekly bud

[@christopherschoedel8515]

“I’m killing it as a father now…” “I was rowing so hard I pissed my pants…” - Bart

[@koreystephens]

700cals/day? Everyday for the rest of your life? This is very “Bert.”

[@koreystephens]

It’s gotta be like media-illiteracy but for diet fads. Just was never taught to be skeptical about that stuff.

[@Mattdyo]

@@JDirty-w-tha-30 Hes a sumbass hollywood type. Doesnt live in the real world and has everything done for him

[@marlonhardy9647]

Think someone needs to take trak of alllll the conversation Brent starts and then starts another and at the end of the show go over all the start of a conversations or stories never got talked about. Hahaha! This is the perfect podcast I can't get enough.

[@Mrs_Small]

The positive test bit was sooo good bc we all know Brent has health anxiety. I could see his life flash before his eyes😩💀😭

[@Cognitoman]

I have health anxiety

[@Cognitoman]

@Matt yep im trying

[@aandydaviss]

The 5 words that Tom spoke this episode were thought provoking

[@lylechipperson3407]

Bert seriously thinks he can convince people "i'm on a diet" by not eating breakfast before the podcast and having extra water, as if we can't see the HUNDREDS of instagram photos of him eating and drinking HUGE quantities of food and booze with fans on a nightly basis.

[@drmojo5439]

You've seen these since Thanksgiving?

[@H8nb8n]

He's the classic example of an "I earned it" binge addict. I've been good, so now I get to eat and drink so much it'll completely cancel out my progress! He'll never change permanently, because that would require CONSISTENT LIFESTYLE CHANGE. And for fucks sake, eat breakfast people. It's easier to lose weight. If you skip breakfast you'll have no energy all day until you give in and start power-snacking, LIKE BERT.

[@sorryimsosad]

Like the other guy said, it’s the “I earned it” mentality.

[@drmojo5439]

@@sorryimsosad yes. It was a joke, "youonlylaughhere."

[@Ragnarok6664]

@@H8nb8n nah, skip it, and just have lunch if you work

[@SandpaperTTV]

12:00 The most important lesson I've learned losing my 230+ lbs, is that just starting is key. Its like rolling the snowball and setting it at the top of the hill. The smallest push starts to gain so much momentum. Set challenging but easily attainable goals at the beginning. 1 minute on the elliptical, do a curl 5 times. Keep in mind your big goal, but set checkpoint goals along the way. Break your records and don't give yourself an excuse to not do something you know you can already do!

[@timpeddycord7220]

Bert casually says a Yellowstone viewing party is catered like that's just a normal thing 😂

[@Goldenspiderducck]

Oh, you DON’T have your tv watching professionally catered?? How DO you do it?? 🎩 🎩 🎩

[@isechico]

Does his wife work? Just wondering...if not...he shot waaaay low...

[@Goldenspiderducck]

@@isechico She’s essentially Sharon Osbourne.

[@X7Maverick]

@@isechico you say that as if being Brent's wife is a desirable position. Most women wouldn't do that for a 6 figure salary.

[@tonymarselle8812]

@@isechico she was gorgeous (looked like old school Wonder Woman) and a screen writer when they met and supported him when he was a broke ass. So I think he shot just fine. In fact I wish I could find a ten that would support me and have my babies. Sounds nice.

[@timdegraw1784]

Bert trying to WHISPER to Tom on his podcast was one of the silliest things I've ever seen. Like, A. you're not going to beat the microphone and B. the whole point of the podcast is not trying to keep secrets when a subject comes up....

[@edwardpimental9581]

Dude we find out Bert's just picking his fucking feet as he gets hives this dude is cooked and tom just gets his kicks watching this dumpster fire of a man in action I love these guys great end today made work so much more en joyable

[@sleggarlaw4740]

i agree but burt is starting to get unbearable

[@mattgardner9420]

@@sleggarlaw4740 2 unbearable should be the name of the show

[@dabeserker666]

That may be the grossest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@nine182]

I like the chaos tbh

[@Hello.Newman]

The way Tomb and Dirt play off one another is epic. Watching Dirk breakout in hives from some parasitic fungus he was growing on another part of his body was just the motivation I needed for New Year, New Me!

[@josephcollins628]

Tom- “You can’t surprise me anymore “ Bert- “Hold my Tito’s and soda”

[@peds8345]

Bert killing it as a dad is truly beautiful.

[@matty4natty]

I’ve never heard Bert talk about drinks, food, diets, I’m not an alcoholic. This is fascinating

[@stephenpowling]

Don't forget creating some sort of list of celebrity names too.

[@matty4natty]

@@stephenpowling hahaha, yes 👍 the list keeps getting longer.

[@jonmcdowell6437]

Damn this show has a totally different energy without Nadav's laughing filling dead air

[@Kronikman07]

bert did pretty good not interrupting you all the time and talking 80% of the episode. This was a good episode.

[@gigliowananomacon]

1:06:24 first nose scratch 1:09:09 hive begins 1:11:20 second nose scratch 1:12:56 3rd nose scratch 1:14:26 Period of intense growth begins 1:15:58 Bart notices hive

[@Bengie-dm3mf]

Thank you, this is perfect

[@njr2593]

Crazy how my brain is trained to wait for nadav to laugh in the background , he was missed this episode.

[@Tacodad6]

The growth of bert and nadivity set is amaziny

[@joemade7071]

I like how the giant sign with berts name on it wasn’t enough, he needs at least 25 pieces of art with “Bert Kreischer”

[@davidgregorious3061]

“That’s fucking gross” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

[@schavez5656]

All I gotta say is, if there was ever a podcast you'd want to stay to the the end it is this one. I am ugly laughing!! I gotta wash my hands and wash my face!!🔥🤣

[@yahmere45]

Exactly why i watch till the end. Bert is the best.

[@devinfrancis53]

Bobby lee’s pretty fucking honest on his podcast . Definitely some competition for Bart!!

[@filthyfrank.5]

Bobby is just weird bro

[@dakotalenzi7630]

Bobby is a well known outspoken habitual liar so no

[@Mabeanie]

@@filthyfrank.5 just getting naked with Bert on the Cabin was enough to know.

[@xxCD7xx]

So happy to hear Bert talking about happy interactions w the kids

[@borkchopp6329]

Barn: I can’t have a heart attack or it’s game over. Tom: ah fuck I tested positive…. I see what you’re doing Tom…

[@giantturd5157]

I like Barn

[@maxkennon6395]

Listening to Bert talking about racing as a person whose in the industry is HILARIOUS

[@420Galleon]

I hadn't seen Berts new podcast, and when he said this is their new 2bears studio, I fully believed that Tom had made this the new set based on how Bert kinda just rambles about himself far more then half the time.

[@lasttry123456]

Although some can and some cannot relate to Bert. I think we all can appreciate his honesty. God broke the mold after creating Bert Kreischer! Am I right. 😆

[@notoriousBENN]

32% of 2 bears 1 cave is Bert explaining to Tom his new diets

[@genexss]

Best podcast ending. Period.

[@FillipJPhry]

Bert someday you are the most inspiring person, other days you're my favorite!

[@paigekostanecki214]

Greatest ending to a 2 Bears ever

[@CadChamberlain]

Bert says he doesnt feel funny in his own set, but its really that hes letting Tom talk more in this set. It kinda explains how his mind work.

[@briggyb]

I used to work with a guy from Nepal whose last name was Sherpa. It was his family's business but he came to the US to become an Engineer. He went back every year to take people up mountains. Had a really cool story.

[@Angellaye]

Time stamp for when they're done talking about diet and exercise please? I'm 19 mins in and they're still on this shit

[@Angellaye]

@@joshisajedi2461 Nope, except 5 mins before the cast ends when Bredt breaks out in hives

[@Jacky-xd2rt]

The ending to this is mind blowing 🤣

[@scotttabor4855]

Have a great Monday everyone. Don’t forget your gallon of Koolaid and your pocket shots of vodka. Let’s get it.

[@jemiiam]

Gallon of water*

[@tonymarselle8812]

@@jemiiam no dude, gallon of kool aid, that’s how Barf does it. Get with it .

[@jemiiam]

@@tonymarselle8812 not anymore...not since hes on a "diet" ,he "claims" he drinks a gallon of water a day...

[@tonymontoya3629]

"I don't know if I can take benadryl, I'm on a cleanse!" Good God 😅🤣

[@johnnyelpaso6648]

Today on 1 narcissist and 1 sociopath the narcissist makes the entire show about himself again and the sociopath listens gleefully with a smirk as he knows his friend is rapidly approaching self destruction which he will continue to monetize and enable 👍

[@tonymarselle8812]

Classic.

[@vandalistica]

Making me go back and re watch the end of the pod to see how quickly Barts noise flared up. That's a natural retention trap. Kudos.

[@treypyle4565]

What's the percentage of Bert ideas that actually come to fruition? Every episode he has grandiose ideas, that, let's face it Tom just kind of goes along with. It's a lot like an adult talking to a kid, and the kid is trying to explain their favorite toy. "Uh huh, yep, cool buddy..."

[@malkinmalone]

I don’t know how many of Bert’s ideas are anything more than something he says to entertain people in a podcast.

[@kaat776]

I was thinking from the start of the podcast, “Tom must be use to this type of fuckery since Bert is just a large version of his wild son, Ellis. He’s basically a large 5yr old with fanciful dreams & zero impulse control

[@tonymarselle8812]

I think they might be making the space movie or something and the live shows are always legit and usually involve his weird plans. That is what the race rant was about.

[@mickeysquintz9650]

Walken is a guy who I love his entire catalog. Even the old sixties dance musical shit he did first...

[@nuuujabgaming9397]

Bert's race car chat reminds me of a five year old telling his dad about a dream and tom just says yes too shut him up.

[@e-tones8383]

Burt seriously has the best hat collection I've ever seen.

[@TheGrenadeSlamDunc]

Bert literally never stops this cycle lmao he gets “healthy” then pushes to hard and injures himself. Then he comes out as fat. *while just stating the obvious* then has an epiphany about how to lose weight. Cycle restarts…. 😂😂😂

[@drakedrakeson5067]

@@AgendaInMind what about aids

[@ShogunThomsen]

@@AgendaInMind Your mom is a fraud.

[@eriksweatshirt2230]

2 Bears Motorsports merch is a must have!!!!!

[@jbshaver829]

My favorite part was when confused Kate blanchet with tilda swinton, and them immediately started breaking out with hives

[@justinjeffery3720]

You cant type laughter But that ending was fucking hilarious

[@bigbakaboon]

*burt gets hives, says it's from his feet, immediately touches his feet and his nose again*

[@hanniballecter7944]

I literally wouldnt be able to have a serious conversation with Tom. Itd be impossible. This man just has natural comedic emotions. Dont get that with everyone.

[@gstrdms]

Bert 2 mins in : I have a problem with food. I need intervention and weight loss. Bert 20 mins in : I mean, Chris Pratt is a smokeshow NOW but apparently he was more fun to be around BEFORE.

[@Filiolus]

Toms face at the end, lmao. What a great ending.

[@tristankrohn2942]

Boy I hope Bert thinks of another fun name game for them to play for most of the podcast.

[@Jaaaackjack]

Lmao Tom’s like “are you fucking with ME??”