Ep. 149 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert discusses how he dresses like a child, Nadav is a genius, and his daughter going off to college. Tom talks about going to college with Prince Fielder, Bert talks about the differences between him and his daughters, and the bears discuss Andrew Tate getting cancelled. They talk about Bert's knack for promoting, protesting the Garth Brooks concert for YMH Live 8, coffee makers, Bert's trip to Italy, and then Bert runs Tom through his "power" questions.
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[@seandawson5899]

Nothing like starting an early and peaceful September morning with Bart's screeching!

[@vikingpower8656]

I hate that laugh, almost had to turn this off instantly. It seems fake as fuck. Brunt is paying it up.

[@DefferJohn]

My ears are bleeding too... 😢🤣👍🏼

[@kolbyzhp1129]

The song of the morning birds

[@MSpight]

I know, it’s awful!

[@mandylewis3526]

like a hyena in heat, his laugh

[@jamiemacdonald436]

We all gonna just brush over Bert saying "we'll get my daughters naked" 🤣 Tom's reaction was priceless.

[@anthonyzullo]

I made Tom's reaction and I wasn't even watching but listening. Like God damn Bert, you are Florida bro

[@12rootsMusic]

I was like what exactly does he mean by this 🤣

[@stunksmahoney4606]

I desperately need to believe he’s referencing to when his kids were toddlers still running around ripping off diapers…Nadav is dirty for leaving that in🤣

[@Gabagool101]

Anything for more fame in Bert’s world lmao

[@jwizdum2103]

@@stunksmahoney4606 that literally hasssss to be it with how Tom was surprised for a second but then seemed to realize what he meant 😂

[@IanPriven]

On today's episode Bert asks Tom about his daily routine and derails it at the morning cup of coffee.

[@timwarren9383]

I'm always waiting for Tom to just look at Bert and say "Can you let me fucking finish",,🤣

[@lightyagami2057]

being audio only and hearing Bert go “and that night someone died on the cruise it’s finally that time of year you’ve been waiting for” was wild

[@ItzMalick]

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[@dracko6919]

Bert: “And then that night on that cruise someone died” *cut to commercials* That shit made me laugh so fucking hard for no reason

[@augustusmuteb1336]

Lmfao as soon as he said that I looked down at my phone and this was the comment on the screen

[@1andonlyhoncho]

You are not alone. Perfect comedic timing.

[@davidoconnor1773]

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[@scMarchy1984]

I legit picked my head up after this moment and wondered ... "what did draft kings do to deserve this cut to their commercial". I feel like going with the therapy ad would have been more apropo.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

My wife asked me if I was killing a parrot, I said no it's just Bert.

[@kathleenp3135]

LMAO😂

[@NovemberFoxtrotRC]

What’s weird is he does it on purpose. If you watch his older stuff he never used to do that. It’s painful to listen to.

[@variaxi935]

My cat was so scared lmao

[@joelav91]

I always hear it as a massive balloon releasing the air slowly as u squeeze the nozzle bit

[@stevenuniverse6877]

@@NovemberFoxtrotRC laughs can change, mine did too

[@BigPlaysOnly]

At Tom’s funeral… He’s going to have a pre-recorded Ad read “This funeral is brought to you by SAATVA” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hettel_visual]

At Tom's funeral, if Bert is somehow still alive, he will find a way to make it about himself

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@thomaslee420]

Never noticed how important Nadavs stupid laugh is until it’s not there 🤣

[@zombiejock]

“I wanted my dad to be like Bill Cosby” -Bert Kreischer

[@krisandwillandkris]

'It's probably a bad example' I burst out laughing

[@StonkeyDomp]

"Just mixin' drinks and havin' fun!" -Tom Segura

[@newsrapper]

Instead he became bill

[@ItzMalick]

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[@McShag420]

The defending Tate shit makes sense now.

[@Cyxz666]

"I am loud as fuck with no talent" probably the most truthful thing Bert has ever said

[@newsrapper]

I don't pay attention to other people. I might be an alcoholic.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾💯

[@JamesBrown-uh4mw]

@@ItzMalick u do what everyone else does on youtube. u have nothing to offer

[@keithyordy8774]

@@ItzMalick@ItzMalick EVERY comment has this reply. Your content it just more of the same and your spamming other creators content. Bogus man.. do better bro. Good luck but this isn't the way.

[@simpleboy3457]

That man is incredibly talented that's why he can say something like that.

[@Deltaaaaaaaaa]

Bert legitimately made me cry with the bit about having his little girls back. That really hit home with me, especially being a father myself.

[@lolamae7783]

Seriously, made me really appreciate my relationship with my own Dad! I was tearing up too, Bert is really so sweet & such a good father despite some of his bumbling ways.

[@ckyleu]

That means you're a good dad as well. Keep it up!

[@alexnelson6196]

10:32 Tom corrects his way of saying “won” and pronounces it correctly. It’s nice to see he’s humble enough to grow.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ramsnation196]

how did he pronounce it before

[@alexnelson6196]

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[@GenesysRider23]

@@ramsnation196 Juan

[@Tfwd1891]

Bert’s fascination with his daughter just wanting to be basic/normal and not craving attention is hilarious 😂

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

Bart is deep Florida I'm sure he fantasizes about them vacationing on Epstein's island

[@Yousuck00]

If Lee Ann was famous the girls would eat it up. They just don’t like being known as the girls with a famously drunk & shirtless dad that fucks dogs.

[@Cyxz666]

He can't grasp that they are more mature than he will ever be

[@lordfordification]

it is weird, Georgia looks like him but acts like her mom. Ila looks like her mom but is silly like him.

[@mjsudela]

@@Cyxz666 just different personality and perspective

[@hat3god450]

I feel like this is the 30th time Bert has said “I wanna know what your day looks like Tom” then proceeds to Interrupt him before he gets to the lunch hour 😂😂😂

[@marcoramos4873]

Tom: He retired because of a neck injury. Bert: Naked? Nakebed, naked, neck, neck, naked, neck. Nape of his neck?

[@ItzMalick]

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[@clementine2234]

​@@ItzMalick how come you stopped uploading?

[@m.d.8750]

"necessity is the mother of intervention" - Bert's Freudian Slip of 2022

[@ryecharred2754]

His first and last step to playing himself like accordian

[@Cyge240sx]

IDK man... I figured "Get my daughters naked" kinda took the cake...

[@elonbust2421]

Bert's laugh sounds like someone letting air out of a tire

[@ItzMalick]

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[@calistafalcontail]

Someone once wrote, that he sounds like a prehistoric screeching flying dinosaur, dying in a tar pit....and I second that.

[@Jdowling357]

@@ItzMalick yo fam you're everywhere

[@dirtkills]

@@ItzMalick yo fam i hope you channel gets deleted with all this spam

[@rickkg449]

Bert is taking all the unhealthy from Tom. Tom is gonna be a beast soon. 💪💪

[@slimdaniels3322]

“Your friends are a reflection of your own personality” either Tom is gonna get fat and unhealthy again or Bert’s gonna actually start a health kick and get skinny. Either way I’m here for it

[@MrBuketman]

“Hi I’m Bert and I’m going to ask you a question just to rudely interrupt you with my own answer and probably tell you a story that is about me. We might get back to your answer. Who knows?!”

[@dale1070]

@@slimdaniels3322 I think Tom cheats on his diet A LOT. For how healthy he says he is being and how much he works out, I feel like he should be a lot further along.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@slimdaniels3322]

@@dale1070 no dude. Look at him from even last year or the year before. He’s definitely not eating perfect because he’s a comedian who tours…. But I think he looks really good if you watch him on Stephen Colbert he look GREAT! It’s all a process and it’s not all uphill… he Is getting healthier and will get healthier. Slow and steady wins the race man. I can tell you’ve never went through a major weight loss program because you have no clue what you’re talking about

[@thoz1guyz]

Now that's an idea for a t-shirt: "I'm loud as fuck with no talent!" -Bert Kreischer

[@GSPfan2112]

Lol yall were raised so rich you dont even know how rich you were. Top 1% childhoods.

[@WARWITHWARWICK]

Fr

[@ItzMalick]

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[@KidBaklava504]

It’s very telling that from a young age Bert craved fame and attention while Tom craved wealth and power.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@devinschwartz7596]

@@ItzMalick tf you doing bro get that shit outta here

[@verisimilitudeteller]

When Brent has to pause a few seconds to think you just know, nothing profound is coming.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mattphillips6578]

Bert telling the story of his day in Tuscany was one of the best stories of this podcast ever. Such raw emotion!

[@Squiggums799]

Probably one of the best 2B1C episodes in a while. Classic hypothetical questions and scenarios, Bert is clearly not (entirely) intoxicated and obnoxious and comfortable to listen to for once.

[@Bradda]

will never get enough of Toms face when Bert is wheezing like crazy while telling something ridicolous

[@lordfordification]

I love when the story ends and Tim needs to hold his chest from laughing so hard.

[@someguy2775]

I can. Not sure what you all find so appealing about an obese man wheezing his way through a lie. Bert is the kind of friend people drop from their lives when they hit 35 and realize living like a teenager isn't as great as you thought it was.

[@user-wy2fu4un8r]

@@someguy2775 lighten up a bit it’s entertainment, if you don’t like it don’t watch it 👍🏻❤️

[@variaxi935]

@@someguy2775 why are you here 😂😂 and uh... compared to Bert, how many countless lives have you touched? how many millions have laughed hard at what you've said or done? I'd be surprised if you make even one person (including yourself, sadly) happy on a daily basis

[@SSGBWolverine]

Bert mf'kn Kreischer has faults like any other human being, but unlike you@@someguy2775 I don't see him try to tare anybody down. Minus a (un)tasteful joke here and there this man is and forever will be a legend! Bert has made me hysterically laugh, uncontrollably cry, and genuinely try to better my life for my daughter. Bert, never stop being such a kind hearted, gentle, and endearing individual! You're truly one of a kind!

[@TheJoshSouthy]

You know it's gonna be a good episode when Bart starts talking about dressing like a 12 year old

[@markmacdonald7955]

@@PHamm39 yep he’s told that story before… not the first time he’s forgotten

[@jemiiam]

That's also how he talks about his daughter even tho she's in college...he makes them seem like they are 10yrs old...I watched the Tim Dillion Bertcast episode the other day and was shocked to see Ila grown up cuz he makes her seem like 6yr old idiot all the time

[@jemiiam]

@@markmacdonald7955 he tells the same stories every episode, that's what happens when you film 3 episodes in a day to cover 3 weeks. He forgot what he said in the first episode then talks about it 2hrs (episodes) later

[@brunotonyoli9408]

It’s accurate af. Flat brims j scream 1 of 2 things “this is how I make money” or “I am so immature you can’t even contemplate it”

[@nam_siall]

You know it's going to be a good episode when Bart says Tim, "you know what you have that I don't?"

[@themosthatedhuman3036]

My favorite podcast of the week. Two Bert’s, One Conversation 😂😂😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@gillgitsham1976]

That vespa story was fantastic..really loved the song story..can relate having a daughter myself.. some of the best times of my life are with her 100%

[@calistafalcontail]

I hope Bert knows, that his daughter has the way healthier approach to this "getting recognized"-thing. Not everyone is as much of an attention needy person.

[@dale1070]

How is it healthier? Some people just like to be the center of attention and some don't, but neither way is healthier.

[@cactaceous]

@@dale1070 You are clearly not a psychologist.

[@3rdeye931]

@@dale1070 Where did you get your degree in psychology?

[@dale1070]

@@3rdeye931 don't need a degree in psychology to know that both introverts and extroverts can be successful. Since you're so intelligent why don't you answer my question instead of mouthing off like a dumb fk.

[@dale1070]

@@cactaceous since you know so much why don't you answer the question....

[@ZESTYoFFICIALvIDEOS]

Glad that Tim reads a lot more ads than bart to remind us what his voice sounds like

[@ShredHouseGaming]

Also he can actually read

[@ItzMalick]

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[@STSGuitar16]

Yeah, he’s so quiet I forget how he sounds sometimes

[@petercarlson5261]

Maybe trying to diminish Andrew Tate's potential international crimes and trying to make him seem like a misunderstood character isn't the best lane to take?

[@WARWITHWARWICK]

Well they’re from the Rohan school of rationalization. Once I continued to see Bert and ari on the same page I never valued their opinion again.

[@appleman9333]

#growsomeballs your opinion is irrelevant

[@xrphoenix7194]

Maybe allegations need proof

[@imemberberry]

Oh God.. that trafficking charge was already dropped, because of mountains of video evidence refuting the claim (which was made by the bf btw).. you don't have to like the guy but come on.. talk about what you know about

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@ncraft6]

I come to this podcast for entertainment and laughs during my workday. But man, when Bert talks about this kids growing up it always hits me in the feels. I personally have three little daughters and so his experiences are hitting home. Damn you Bert making me teary on a Tuesday.

[@msgigi6310]

Does Bart think he's including Tom in the conversation by Asking a question only to answer it himself??!

[@jed4131]

Yes, that’s why Bertcast is such a good name for his podcast. He’s the only one allowed to talk.

[@hettel_visual]

Oh sweet child, this is the only way Bert speaks 😂 there's only questions that he himself wants to answer.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾💯

[@ferddeperd]

9:42 Tom wanted to say "uh hundred percent" but realised he's gonna sound like Bert

[@matthewsmcdill]

Tom says it about as much as bert does now. Says it a lot on ymh

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾💯

[@sbhm1108]

Lololol

[@itachiuchiha9621]

The way berrt talks about his girls makes me emotional think about my sons growing up lol 💙

[@Snowchapel]

“There are no quiet veterans” ? As usual, Bert has a bizarre grip on reality. There are literally millions of us, but because he can name 5 veterans who are friends of Rogan… we are all podcasters now? Way to logic Brent.

[@santoni2035]

Being kind of outspoken for a quiet veteran

[@rolln8ths]

@@santoni2035 LMAO

[@user-vp8sd4qd1x]

@@santoni2035 got em’

[@ghanjasteve7286]

@@santoni2035 cool douchery you did there. But Erik is right, millions of veterans with no voice whatsoever, but Bert knows a couple so now they all are podcast pushers.

[@2ndmaus]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh your podcast would probably suck anyways

[@YouEverSeeAFrogKid]

Did Bert really just discover Patreon and that method of the extended no ad versions like everyone else does? And thinks Nedav really just thought of it? I guess nedav really is a genius.

[@beartube9379]

A bird to an ant is a god.

[@erictheripper3316]

Of course the J would want to make money off of it.

[@ChichiNaka]

Bert sincerely thinks he was one of the first people with a podcast, he started in 2013, the world doesn't exist outside of him and like two friends

[@dale1070]

I'm sure he's known, just doesn't want to seem like a greedy prick. Instead he's trying to make it seem like it's what his fans want.

[@evanodaniel8666]

@@beartube9379 great comparison

[@BenGrimm977]

I blame Tom for Andrew Tate

[@ironsides1954]

Tf r u talking about?

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@beartube9379]

>Bert rationalizing human trafficking by an incel Didn't have this on my drinking card today 😂

[@D-Fens_1632]

Wasn't that just a SWAT thing? I'm not a big Tate fan or anything but the whole thing reeks of "he's taking horse medication!"

[@ItzMalick]

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[@lukewojdylo9241]

Shoutout to Ethan for making Tom shake his head and go, "ohohohoo."

[@kcrichton7485]

This is a good episode, not just about barf partying and the comedy business, fuck yeah

[@williamritter4006]

Berts last episode was entirely about the comedy industry. Sorry bro , we aren’t comedians we don’t relate

[@ItzMalick]

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[@myztik5716]

Why the fuck are you listening to comedians' opinions then? People who whine about comedians talking about comedy are fucking annoying

[@pothead9963]

Laughed so god damn hard at picturing tom chocking out Jennifer when he thinks a ship is finally coming to save them 😂😂😂

[@larrygraham4875]

G damn rght🤣

[@ItzMalick]

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[@_jerrycs_]

Day 1 fan here but damn every time Bert screeches, I want to immediately close the window. Love you Tom

[@slickdimitri830]

I’m so happy Tom is letting this guy Bart talk about himself for an hour.

[@mrs.h2725]

🦤 I’m not sure what a Dodo sounds like but I think it’s Bart screeching and gasping for air. Probably why they’re extinct.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@eastendswede8501]

Bert just bought the best coffee machine hands down. Every Swedish home has a Moccamaster and there is no other better coffee machine for your everyday coffee needs.

[@JayMac]

This comment reads like an ad for the coffee maker

[@eastendswede8501]

@@JayMac hahahaha it makes me happy.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Burgerurger911]

WOW - Bert had this moment at the end about having a special, unexpected moment with his daughters that made me tear up. Then he asked how soon Jen Aniston would fall for him.

[@DocMalk]

Bert made me cry talking about his best day with his girls. ❤❤

[@trippkelly5856]

Bert making me realize I need to appreciate my little ones still being little ones. Thank you 🫡

[@ItzMalick]

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[@loodiksa]

I love Mondays with Bart Chrysler & Tim Sangria ❤️

[@ItzMalick]

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[@dentonvisual]

“The guy is smart as shit, his dad is a chess player” - The Bert Kriescher aka The Machine

[@marcellinofresquez4213]

I’ll be honest the singing on the Vespa brought a tear to my eye. It was beautiful.

[@S_woods]

PLEASE have Ethan on to discuss the Andrew Tate stuff!! Would be an amazingly hilarious episode

[@Melbourne-s4x]

Wouldn't want to offend the insurrectionist's

[@xrphoenix7194]

Or don't, ethan is terrible at justifying his opinions

[@ItzMalick]

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[@iainh]

32:10 - "Oh, there's YMH. How many views has it got, 3.1M? That's not going anywhere!" - Bert clearly forgot Nadav is working there. Anything can happen to youtube videos when he's around.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Roberto-de8xv]

"I had friends that had money" Your father was lead council for Scientology, you were upper class & you had money, Bert.

[@mr619in]

I'm not gonna lie Bert, your story of Italy and your girls got me really emotional. I'm a father of two young girls and when you started singing, a tear started to form with a huge grin on my face. Respect 🙏

[@stoiic]

I'm not a father but that story got me too. Making me reconsider my ideas on not wanting kids.

[@RedekerKane]

"Google his name on KZbin." Some real boomer energy from Tim there.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@vcerritos909]

Yeah Tim is hilarious! 😅

[@LiberalGarbageMedia]

if jocko wasn't a social media influencer he'd be in jail for domestic assault probably

[@xrphoenix7194]

What are you talking about?

[@LiberalGarbageMedia]

​@@xrphoenix7194 Jocko Wilnick, the gay guy.

[@xrphoenix7194]

@@LiberalGarbageMedia "domestic assault" where'd that come from

[@LiberalGarbageMedia]

​@@xrphoenix7194 a youtube comment

[@ItzMalick]

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[@GalacticLord]

Thank you for bringing back Something's Burning. I really love those episodes

[@kodykoesimo]

you're going to get emotional? I'm 27 and I was tearing up hearing bert tell that experience about his girls on the Vespas. That's the kind of shit that makes me WANT kids, even in this fucked up world.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@cortwalker5466]

My 5 year old daughter just started kindergarten and that story hit me hard. I am already dreading her growing up and not being a little girl anymore.

[@adamrichard9033]

SO stoked to hear Something's Burning is coming back. One of my favorite shows on YT. Especially when Bert gets them all hammered and they're a drunken mess.

[@VideoNozoki]

Same. "Oh, Something's Burning!!!" -- always thought it had potential (and they usually get good guests)

[@ScottWaa]

Where he never washes his hands? Yep.

[@hunterthumpernickel5038]

@@ScottWaa I’m sure you always wash your hands after everything you do at all times 15 times a day…do you also Uber after one beer?

[@ScottWaa]

@@hunterthumpernickel5038 clearly you never watched the show, because it was a running gag. Secondly when I'm preparing food for others, I wash my hands constantly. Cross contaminating is a real thing.

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

Super psyched it's going behind a paywall too lol

[@BlurryPhace]

Seeing how much Bert interrupts Tom made me become more self aware of how much I interrupt people. So thanks for that Bert 👌

[@aaronmiller7954]

Omg same. Brent Chrysler is the perfect example of what not to do socially but such a good example of living life fully everyday and the example of kindness. Oh the duality of Bart Kutcher!

[@TamairaElise]

As someone who went to public school, got a job at 17, took the bus for 9 months until I could afford a shitty Honda, had to pay for my own driver's ed because my parents couldn't to get my license, then attended community college for 2 years, paid for all out of pocket from my waitressing job, then transferred to university, continued working and paying for the tuition that my loans didn't cover to get my bachelors in a family where no one else had a degree, I wish I had a foot in the door too. A foot in the door for me would have been something as simple as knowing how college classes and degree plans were even structured before I went. The scaling of privilege is crazy. I know that I don't know what life is like or what the experience is like for Bert and Tom's kids, but fuck dude. They should be grateful that they don't have to struggle to make it. College was a wild dream for me that I had no clue how to achieve. I just charged head first into the world, ate a lot of humble pie, asked a lot of questions and took any help and advice I could get. Those kiddos have no clue how lucky they are.

[@CountDoucheula]

Tom looks like he's in the first stage of joining a new cult in that outfit

[@ItzMalick]

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[@joshsaunders6392]

With his level of self importance you know the only way he'd be in a cult is if he started it lmao

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

WTF is wrong with Bert's brain? 11:03 Tom: _"He had to retire early due to a neck injury"_ Bert: *"Naked!?"*

[@anthonyzullo]

He's the most favor floridian alive

[@variaxi935]

Just like when he mentioned something about getting his daughters naked and then he just moves on...

[@benjamin879]

“The nape of his neck!?” Wtf 😂

[@rustyshackleford5511]

Yeah, this one was weird

[@ItzMalick]

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[@uxotechnician5537]

“The dudes smart, his dad’s a chess player” -Brent Krystals

[@ironferret]

I respect Bert’s balance of being a decent father to his daughters and being the hilarious shirtless stand up comic we all know and love ❤️

[@goDannyayo]

The early bird gets the germs .. sup mommies!!🤟😝😈

[@ItzMalick]

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[@GatsbyMyself]

I don’t get angry at the troubles in America, or the world falling apart. But Bert’s laugh throw me into a rage. Time for One Bear One Cave.

[@jacobbrown3242]

him trying to talk through it will send you

[@marycallahan7795]

He’s such an ego driven phony. His jokes stink.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@JayBry1989]

Tom when Bart says he wanted his Dad to be Bill Crosby: 'Just mixing drinks and having a good time' 😂😂😂 feel like that flew over Brett's head

[@Jm-dx9tl]

Love how Bert doesn’t think the clouds would be further above you if you’re at a low altitude. 💀 1:00:00.

[@mithileshlokhande]

I was like she was right…. Or is bert really right and i am dumb as well.. Elevation from sea floor will matter into this right😅

[@monkeywang9972]

On todays episode of how you’re a better person than Brett krishna

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

Come up with something creative 🥱

[@gwildordipkin6504]

Praise Krishna, praise Rang

[@primalentity9824]

Uhh, who is that? You mean Bruce Christginger?

[@ItzMalick]

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[@jesse_payaso8227]

Tom legit seemed sad Bert didn't get his messages when he was in Italy... 😶... Lol get with it Instagram!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Here4theMusic1983]

I forget that I shouldn’t be listening to Bert laugh through headphones on full volume… my eardrums almost burst!! 🤣🤣

[@ItzMalick]

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[@sumguy8]

1:06:23 Tom had me dying when he said "You think there's a thoughtful answer to this?" 😂

[@Bartokomous]

2 minutes in and we're already retelling stories. Good stuff.

[@pugs1590]

for real

[@ItzMalick]

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[@fruitlandgrizzly]

Bert talking about wanting a foot in the door when his dad was a successful lawyer lol

[@Cyxz666]

He was literally raised with a silver spoon in his big mouth

[@ItzMalick]

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[@SlashRfnR]

Bert laughing like a deflating balloon kills me every time..

[@maceckstrand6849]

At this point, this podcast is just an incredible case study in extreme narcissism and lack of social awareness from Bert hahahah

[@dustinharvey5393]

Bert: "I have a hard time spending money" Bert a couple episodes ago: "I spent 13k on go fund me's"

[@devonchildress6684]

He can’t spend it on himself

[@DwarfDt]

I had an ex who never understood the concept of giving makes you happier. I put up with it for too long trying to teach her why😂

[@KatalinaRocha]

Andrew Tate is actually insane

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Not really.

[@dthcorehvy]

I watch this while drinking and playing videogames and it makes me feel like I'm not wasting my life lol. I love these guys.

[@eliotlnguyen7329]

Did we all catch Bert saying "we'll get my daughters naked..." and then catching himself b/c he knows they're not actually 3/5 and can run around naked as kids anymore. The way Tom reacted was priceless.

[@KZ_MMA_]

Bert's fake laugh makes me want to jump off of a building

[@ItzMalick]

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[@lillbunnyhop]

Gahdamn Bert is everything the funniest thing you’ve ever heard

[@ItzMalick]

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[@tuttutteddy8889]

The fact someone thought a 265 pound man could be confused with a child says a lot about Americans and their… stomachs

[@LimorG]

The way they just glossed over "we'll get my daughters naked" 😂 such a good line

[@aaronfrederick7017]

The crazy thing is, Andrew Tate is probably just that type of person. Character or not, young dudes are treating his "character" as a role model and joining his echo chamber.

[@nb-wp2qz]

His ideas and the people who follow him are a product of the world making it a bad thing to be masculine. Keep pushing people farther and farther from reality and acting surprised when they latch on to their own version on the opposite end.

[@Art-bk6vv]

Well don't make it harder to find because that will make it more desirable like what happened with drugs. Why don't people understand that? Publicly shame the person but don't get rid of them or else it will seem like you're trying to hide the truth.

[@chicagonorthsider]

I don't fckin get why they think this dude is some Academy Award winning actor or something playing a "character"...like in real life he's some other thing. He's no Sacha Baron Cohen. He's an intelligent narcissist that got a platform. He's just regurgitating the same masangonistic BS with a British accent and a dislike for American living. It takes some narcissism to become the best of the best athlete and dominate, but he's more of a grandiose narcissist and a sociopath also.

[@professorpancakes6545]

@@Art-bk6vv Do you think ISIS should be allowed on youtube?

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

@@Art-bk6vv public shaming clearly doesn't work on this scale

[@Kevin-21]

" then later that night someone died it's officially that time of year we've been waiting for"

[@ItzMalick]

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[@adammoore9772]

Back on this episode of: Two Mouths, One Talks 😂

[@AmandaW1169]

Barts dad stories are THE BEST💜💜

[@jrmontoya4739]

The Segura basketball shirt is hilarious.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@josef2012]

"Loud AF,with no talent" Very accurate description, Bart!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾💯

[@tylerdurdin.1982]

Bert's laugh is priceless. Watching Bert n Tom laugh at each other brings me to tears, hence the 64oz Kool Aid! 🤣

[@treverdeason3585]

after learnign who u guys were i was just watching comedy day to day for weeks i loved u guys so to see us guys do podcast.... priceless . im at work so i deff enjoy having u guys arnd. keep up the good work

[@anthonyzullo]

"It's gonna be a fucking nightmere"

[@anthonyzullo]

8:21

[@mrs.h2725]

🌃🐴

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@howhigh0521]

Are we not gonna address that Bert just said “we’ll my daughters naked” @ 7:37? The fuck?

[@Rob-fd1tp]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Mac-qi1po]

I just came across wrong. It did sound odd no doubt but Brent is not a perv just a little wet brain 😜

[@slimdaniels3322]

He’s thinking of them when they were in diapers I’m assuming but i understand your apprehension lol

[@ItzMalick]

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[@colleenemmons9234]

I love the shows something burning, I can’t wait to see new episodes

[@MlRAAK]

That story about the vespas was so endearing

[@bvcketyeska8662]

Did not know that high pitched laugh was just wtf I needed at 5am paired with a blunt a Newport & coffee

[@ext93]

What a way to start the day. Keep featherin' it

[@hettel_visual]

Jesus, how many substances do you need to wake up? Apparently 3. Keep featherin' it

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾💯

[@bvcketyeska8662]

@@ItzMalick what a full circle moment 🤣 you're lucky I'm stoned af again so fuck it why not let's give your channel a go 🤔😩🤣

[@brunotonyoli9408]

Bert is finally starting to look like his age is taking a toll on him

[@ItzMalick]

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[@brunotonyoli9408]

@@ItzMalick yo fam idgaf and running your account like that is shameful