Ep. 155 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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We're halfway through Sober October and Bert Kreischer tells Tom Segura how he's disgusted with drinking now, the bears look at their sleep and recovery from Whoop, and Tom shares some VERY cool auto-generated art of Bert made by artificial intelligence software. Tom talks about his recent incredible ayahuasca experience, Bert shares how often he thinks about death, and how bummed Bert is that he is madly in love with his wife LeeAnn.
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@Popestayzooted
@Popestayzooted Жыл бұрын
“What if you go completely sober after this.” *Berts life flashes before his eyes*
@sonnyboy1618
@sonnyboy1618 Жыл бұрын
No words 😭
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын
Deer in headlights 🤣
@danialugo17
@danialugo17 Жыл бұрын
Bert realizing he’s diminishing his human experience by consuming alcohol! The state of intoxication in any form is not a true human experience! SoBert! ❤
@Mikehowarth1988
@Mikehowarth1988 Жыл бұрын
It enhances the human experience so much more until you wake up the next day.
@marytoteve6874
@marytoteve6874 Жыл бұрын
BERT is a champ! Keep going!
@uplayedurself
@uplayedurself Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is single handily trying to keep Bert alive.
@manuelwegeling
@manuelwegeling Жыл бұрын
Imagine Bernts wife
@stoybtorn
@stoybtorn Жыл бұрын
@@manuelwegeling between her and their kids they seem like they checked out a few years ago
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 Жыл бұрын
@@stoybtorn it's an endless battle. And pointless
@donnyjones7803
@donnyjones7803 Жыл бұрын
@@stoybtorn how would u know what’s going on with his wife and kids?😂
@johncole4882
@johncole4882 Жыл бұрын
@@donnyjones7803 because of an hour long podcast every week...
@franciscoantonioroafraile4009
@franciscoantonioroafraile4009 Жыл бұрын
It’s unbelievable how Bert didn’t even let Tom finish his first sentence
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 Жыл бұрын
When does he ever??
@dogologyaz5625
@dogologyaz5625 Жыл бұрын
Bert is beyond rude. So obnoxious
@mikeyt2404
@mikeyt2404 Жыл бұрын
@@dogologyaz5625 he’s not rude. He’s ADHD he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Relax
@Renvaar1989
@Renvaar1989 Жыл бұрын
@@dogologyaz5625 Literally ever person that knows him says he's one of THE nicest dudes. I'll take their opinion over yours thanks.
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
Typical
@timothypenix471
@timothypenix471 Жыл бұрын
Tom is secretly becoming a spiritual healer to cure Bert of his alcoholism
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
Yeah nah.
@drewcarter3100
@drewcarter3100 Жыл бұрын
Ahh hilarious but no
@cryptospacexxxit6281
@cryptospacexxxit6281 Жыл бұрын
Watch YMH #550 and you will have a different opinion ;).
@johnadams8371
@johnadams8371 Жыл бұрын
Alcohol use disorder*** Alcoholism is what they used to call it. boomer.
@ryanpadilla455
@ryanpadilla455 Жыл бұрын
Boomer. What an annoying ass statement that is.
@Hungryhipoe
@Hungryhipoe Жыл бұрын
Tom is a really good therapist.
@SallySlater0077
@SallySlater0077 Жыл бұрын
In a few years we're going to find out he was actually a psychiatrist using comedian as a cover
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont Жыл бұрын
That's very insightful of you
@kdoeone
@kdoeone Жыл бұрын
Well he is married to a crazy lady
@lokithecat7225
@lokithecat7225 Жыл бұрын
"TheRapist" is really the worst name for a profession.
@thegrowingfuller
@thegrowingfuller Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely using learned therapy techniques pretty covertly on Bert and with good reason and a good friend. Active listening and guiding self realization.
@Midjourney_Magic
@Midjourney_Magic Жыл бұрын
155 episodes in, Bart has the stark realization that all he does on the podcast is fire hose Tom and then walk away feeling good about himself. Instant classic.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын
I thought you were exaggerating about 155 and looked. How did that happen?!
@SuckaFreeCityOg
@SuckaFreeCityOg Жыл бұрын
Who?
@teagueshoup
@teagueshoup Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent
@Qurisx
@Qurisx Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent Chernoble
@Ragnarok69420
@Ragnarok69420 Жыл бұрын
Bert looks good, Tom looks like he has aids.
@steph7960
@steph7960 Жыл бұрын
Berts doing what every person with an alcohol problem does a few weeks into not drinking. Behaving like he s recovered and got it all sorted. This is only the very beginning. I wish him the best.
@mikelfc12
@mikelfc12 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@finn4435
@finn4435 Жыл бұрын
He's not recovering. he's stopping for a month lol
@steph7960
@steph7960 Жыл бұрын
@@finn4435 I didn't say he was recovering. I said he was behaving recovered.
@emic621
@emic621 Жыл бұрын
4:35 I’m proud of Tom for standing his ground on powering through Bert’s interruption 😂😂 More of that please.
@jimfoon
@jimfoon Жыл бұрын
It's really nice of Tom to have created an entire podcast to get Bert advanced therapy for his alcoholism.
@tribeard5424
@tribeard5424 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to stand up
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын
Nice of Tom, Joe and ari to take a whole month of self flagulation just to help Bert. That's a real friend
@Blaketbailey
@Blaketbailey Жыл бұрын
@@clevermissfox Flagellation is defined as flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification. Probably a different picture than you meant to paint. Jeans high. Jeans tight.
@Wayfarer45
@Wayfarer45 Жыл бұрын
I'd probably do the same for my friends too, were I actually funny.
@pronjoffitt9141
@pronjoffitt9141 Жыл бұрын
this is some deep intervention shit
@kevdogy
@kevdogy Жыл бұрын
I’m proud of Tom. Tom looks so fucking amazing. Good job Tom
@RandyNachoManSandwich
@RandyNachoManSandwich Жыл бұрын
If you say tom one more time...
@puffmoneyo3590
@puffmoneyo3590 Жыл бұрын
Toms head keeps changing
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын
Tim**
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 Жыл бұрын
Tom should be proud of Tom's good job of keeping Tom in shape.
@WestbrookOverrated
@WestbrookOverrated Жыл бұрын
@@puffmoneyo3590 slowly turning from an egg into a circle
@gscompston3856
@gscompston3856 Жыл бұрын
Tom is the friend that everyone deserves: someone that will support your horrible decisions and will help you get through improving things when it gets bad.
@KGB_5
@KGB_5 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bert has come to these realizations just to throw it away next month😂
@blunttrauma5300
@blunttrauma5300 Жыл бұрын
When Burt realizes that feeling excellent because you're healthy is a continuous "treat", his world will change.
@RanchItUp42069
@RanchItUp42069 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@kikib8434
@kikib8434 Жыл бұрын
PERFECTLY STATED 😁🖤!
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf Жыл бұрын
I doubt it. An underlying feeling of well-being won't get him the dopamine spikes he so desperately craves.
@jessetillotson9776
@jessetillotson9776 Жыл бұрын
Meh don’t overstate it. That honeymoon period wears off as soon as you realize you can drink half as much for double the fun. Same problem with diets - fewer burritos required to cum unexpectedly
@Streh702
@Streh702 Жыл бұрын
Great post my friend
@Tfwd1891
@Tfwd1891 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s denial of the fact he’s a full blown highly functional alcoholic is hilarious 😂 he rationalizes in his way that’s his greatest bit😂
@jessetillotson9776
@jessetillotson9776 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know that I agree high functioning alcoholics exist… I think that just qualifies as problem drinking(/drugging). Probably a thinking error but I really feel strongly that alcoholism = mid-low functioning and/or sabotaging potential. I also believe we need to add criteria for those who gain success from drinking, like ‘success alcoholism’ (or just success drinking if you want to call me on my last point), the same way we have already classified ‘success snorting’ (aka Wall Street). Lezbionist. It’s a common nomenclature but don’t verify that because that makes you turn into whatever sexuality you hate the most.
@allysonheller9215
@allysonheller9215 Жыл бұрын
Bert acknowledging that he firehoses people was priceless.
@MK-651
@MK-651 Жыл бұрын
He's so damn hyper when he's sober
@guanoApe
@guanoApe Жыл бұрын
Berts one step away from bein 300 pounds of stacked muscle when he turns that energy to that horrible gym guy 😂 its a thing
@flatlinedphoenix1688
@flatlinedphoenix1688 Жыл бұрын
100% ADHD. I have zero doubt in my mind.
@Jdowling357
@Jdowling357 Жыл бұрын
Tom genuinely trying to keep Brent off the sauce.... That's friendship..
@chris_grammer
@chris_grammer Жыл бұрын
100
@HillsideHandyman
@HillsideHandyman Жыл бұрын
Wait, who’s Brent??
@HillsideHandyman
@HillsideHandyman Жыл бұрын
Wait, who’s Brent??
@SuckaFreeCityOg
@SuckaFreeCityOg Жыл бұрын
Who?
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 Жыл бұрын
Nope, that's content
@NonnahsB
@NonnahsB Жыл бұрын
I had a psych patient recently who looked exactly like Tom and it kept throwing me off when he’d say crazy shit because I would think “lol toms at it again” but then I had to remember he was in fact NOT Tom and actually needed attention & medication
@colinquinn8173
@colinquinn8173 Жыл бұрын
Tom might need attention too
@timmyboy7465
@timmyboy7465 Жыл бұрын
There's a good bit in there somewhere.
@ManBearPigLOL
@ManBearPigLOL Жыл бұрын
BIKES
@stefaniaponitz5738
@stefaniaponitz5738 Жыл бұрын
lol
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
Tom still needs that medication probly.
@Super_Nope_13
@Super_Nope_13 Жыл бұрын
@3:00 such a beautiful moment. Tom had a cautious but proud and loving look in his eye as he listened to Bert admit the nature of his relationship with alcohol. Man, we should all have friends like that.
@quikxfl
@quikxfl Жыл бұрын
Tom saying Bremt is the spark and the care we see him express. Feels, man.
@rydogrittman1871
@rydogrittman1871 Жыл бұрын
one week sober and bert acts like he could teach a class on it
@thecapricorn11
@thecapricorn11 Жыл бұрын
i know right
@parithian8462
@parithian8462 Жыл бұрын
@@hersonmaldonado6445 I've been thru it and Bert still needs to chill lol he needs to take in information and not act like an expert on everything and say "that's what everyone does" as an excuse.
@thecapricorn11
@thecapricorn11 Жыл бұрын
@@hersonmaldonado6445 lighten up! people are entitled to their opinions. it sounds like bert is slowly accepting the fact he is alcoholic and thats very admirable
@gamerpro5719
@gamerpro5719 Жыл бұрын
We would all still go to that class lol
@Downs-Indroam
@Downs-Indroam Жыл бұрын
He quits about once a week so really he probably has more experience quitting drinking than the guy who gets sober and stays sober the first time...
@ZMan3k
@ZMan3k Жыл бұрын
If I ever see Tom on a plane I’m asking him to switch seats 😂
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
100%
@hunterstarkey5089
@hunterstarkey5089 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhundred percent
@stephenswinehart
@stephenswinehart Жыл бұрын
When Bert isn’t perma-drunk, this podcast becomes an actual dialogue. I seriously hope Bert changes for family/friends/fans.
@craigclement5079
@craigclement5079 Жыл бұрын
Not to be a know it all, but being a person currently going through the recovery motions, he’s gotta want to do it for himself.
@mp5249
@mp5249 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he realizes he's a classic case of those who don't have liver failure get dementia. My ex has it at 58. It's horrible.
@johnadams8371
@johnadams8371 Жыл бұрын
i don’t.
@9176michael
@9176michael Жыл бұрын
"dude, that's this podcast" wow, the journey Bert is starting on is amazing. keep it up, sir. so awesome watching you become self aware
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
This won't last long.
@frankiejerardenno2678
@frankiejerardenno2678 Жыл бұрын
Burt
@ic1485
@ic1485 Жыл бұрын
I first realized that I was an acaholic at 17. Has Burt never had the DT,s?
@geofflitwin9020
@geofflitwin9020 Жыл бұрын
“No one can see me in my safe spot making my drink” totally healthy behavior.
@paulkelly6217
@paulkelly6217 Жыл бұрын
He’s probably been like that ever since Ari spiked his drink
@domingochavez2552
@domingochavez2552 Жыл бұрын
"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is the best description of Bert's occasional stabs at a healthy lifestyle 💯
@lumin3370
@lumin3370 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it’s a very well- known saying in 12-step programs 😉
@Oneirovore
@Oneirovore Жыл бұрын
Dr. Drew used that phrase with him on a pod, and *maybe* Bret gets it.
@Vikanuck
@Vikanuck Жыл бұрын
The way Bert says “I hate that I love her” with SO much conviction and sincerity was too fuckin funny lol 😄
@agp1255
@agp1255 Жыл бұрын
The accent Bert did at “hey guys, are we gonna ride in the back of the truck or the front of the truck today?” I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂
@newtonslogic
@newtonslogic Жыл бұрын
Watching Tom trying to rescue Bert is amazing...
@danielgarb87
@danielgarb87 Жыл бұрын
Bert sounds 100% like new people to AA who, “aren’t alcoholics,” but have to go to meetings for court or their wife or something. I’ve literally heard the same thing so many times.
@cmgordon12345
@cmgordon12345 Жыл бұрын
Tom smiles and says keep coming back
@gingerroot8802
@gingerroot8802 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not an alcoholic I just like to drink a lot"
@Chris-fu9bn
@Chris-fu9bn Жыл бұрын
Sounds like big book and talking about the obsession !
@mikelfc12
@mikelfc12 Жыл бұрын
@@Chris-fu9bn yup!
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
@@cmgordon12345 lmao so true. He is that guy
@PHKang
@PHKang Жыл бұрын
Sober, serious Bert on stage would elevate him to one of my favorite comics. Drunk, overbearing Bert is challenging to watch without a counterbalance comedian. The bit about hating that he loves his wife is stronger material than The Machine in my opinion.
@MissyL0V3
@MissyL0V3 Жыл бұрын
I just hit 6 months sober and the beginning of this almost had me crying. You guys are the best.
@mikelfc12
@mikelfc12 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@BoolyK
@BoolyK Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Melissa!
@zachwaskowiak706
@zachwaskowiak706 Жыл бұрын
congrats melissa!
@johnadams8371
@johnadams8371 Жыл бұрын
sooooo it’s controlling you from the other side now huh? looks to me like alcohol has you by the other ball now. sucks.
@BoolyK
@BoolyK Жыл бұрын
@@johnadams8371 ew
@xshooz
@xshooz Жыл бұрын
A few more episodes and Tom might finally finish his story
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 Жыл бұрын
Tom should have a running gag where he starts the exact same story at the beginning of every episode... & never gets to finish it
@DOiNKLES
@DOiNKLES Жыл бұрын
@@nolongerblocked6210 lmfao. hed be so good at it
@RHenry83
@RHenry83 Жыл бұрын
"The other day I was flying a helicopter"- just 2 normal guys we can all relate to
@toaster816
@toaster816 Жыл бұрын
The other day I was bouncing another check.
@awholewhitebabybruh
@awholewhitebabybruh Жыл бұрын
Yea im torn here. Happy for Tom’s success but he could be a little more humble at times.
@NicheEscape
@NicheEscape Жыл бұрын
You know anyone can get a pilots licence and you can hire out aircraft.. also you could pick up an entry level helicopter for less than a car.. he's enjoying a hobby, let him breathe.
@killerluuk
@killerluuk Жыл бұрын
@@awholewhitebabybruh He's the least humble guy out there. A real turn off
@CSpad
@CSpad Жыл бұрын
@@killerluuk yet here you are. Lol. He's far from the least humble celeb and/or comic. You do realize where he started from right? Plus, he does a lot for charity & just recently received an award from a children's hospital. Many people like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs. Looks at these 2, they are pretty regular Joe types & both do work their ass off of and have for a long time.
@nicolebergmann2319
@nicolebergmann2319 Жыл бұрын
you can see how much tom cares about bert and his health
@MegaWilloughby
@MegaWilloughby Жыл бұрын
This is a very tender conversation between 2 friends.
@monkmonkmonkey9
@monkmonkmonkey9 Жыл бұрын
I swear they need to just shut off Bert's mic sometimes so Tom can finish a freaking story every now and again
@chadroffel3250
@chadroffel3250 Жыл бұрын
They have that , it’s when guests fill in .
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
Or finish a sentence?
@EllipticalExistence
@EllipticalExistence Жыл бұрын
He’s so unaware all he does is talk about himself
@hannahreed7339
@hannahreed7339 Жыл бұрын
I'm loving the way Tom is talking with bert this episode.. its like watching a therapy session lol 😆
@vergaerd
@vergaerd Жыл бұрын
This one is easily in the top 5 2B1C ep's to date.
@erickflostar9124
@erickflostar9124 Жыл бұрын
*Tom explaining why he doesn't drink throughout the day* Bert: So are you going thru something ?
@NickYoung22
@NickYoung22 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s “I don’t know what I need to work on” said volumes, especially after him saying he is defensive with Joe. Bert is afraid if he opens the door, he is going to find out how much he needs to work on, so he pretends there is nothing.
@jorgeperal1701
@jorgeperal1701 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing Bart be so insightful about his relationship with booze
@kathye.4026
@kathye.4026 Жыл бұрын
Bert's insights (about many topics) are so easy for me to follow that it worries me. 🤓
@LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate
@LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate Жыл бұрын
It's important to recognize your own mental mechanisms. Now if we can get him to stop injecting meth he might not be a pedophile for much longer
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
🙄 lame
@joeschmo1194
@joeschmo1194 Жыл бұрын
Is he being insightful? Or just foreshadowing his death
@Janzer_
@Janzer_ Жыл бұрын
drinking at the airport is exactly how he says.
@Thx1130plus
@Thx1130plus Жыл бұрын
Bert’s keen ability to linger a conversation is unmatched. ..as self absorbed…dude is very self aware. And of course, Tom is: Dr. Solid©️
@SimmoSups
@SimmoSups Жыл бұрын
When Bert seriously asked Tom if he bought him an Orangutan I just burst out laughin.
@GraySail4690
@GraySail4690 Жыл бұрын
I think it is time to have Dr. Drew in for a guest spot therapy...
@Andrea-sj4rz
@Andrea-sj4rz Жыл бұрын
Bert said that Dr. Drew said he was just fine. I didnt believe that at all. Bert, you look great.
@kendrawright95
@kendrawright95 Жыл бұрын
I’m not even 15 minutes into this episode and it is hands down the best episode with both Tom and Bert yet. Psyched to see where we go from here.
@ep6507
@ep6507 Жыл бұрын
Tom has a very sweet heart, and he is incredibly patient with Bert’s inability to listen. I hope he tries ayahuasca again and allows himself to really let go.
@desotoapproach
@desotoapproach Жыл бұрын
So happy Bart survived the kidney transplants 🙏🙏🙏
@matthewneubeck4421
@matthewneubeck4421 Жыл бұрын
All 7 of them
@dmargot2828
@dmargot2828 Жыл бұрын
And a blood transfusion. Praise allah 🙏
@TheOldCSK
@TheOldCSK Жыл бұрын
And the open heart surgery
@SuckaFreeCityOg
@SuckaFreeCityOg Жыл бұрын
Who?
@Grizzly_Biscuit
@Grizzly_Biscuit Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg berf
@KartikChainani
@KartikChainani Жыл бұрын
Are we still pretending Bert’s not an alcoholic
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 Жыл бұрын
or that he's sober, he's for sure sneaking drinks at night
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
@@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 he is still pretending he didn’t drink last night.
@chasecapc
@chasecapc Жыл бұрын
n s😢drr😮😅😅
@cryptospacexxxit6281
@cryptospacexxxit6281 Жыл бұрын
And Tom is not a psychotic murderer; see YMH #550.
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 Жыл бұрын
@@cryptospacexxxit6281 Tom just thinks he's a phyco because he's never been punched in the face. It's gross how he pretends he's tough
@tonyd4307
@tonyd4307 Жыл бұрын
"The spark is you you're the spark"....we could all use a friend like Tom. 👍
@robolemonhead5402
@robolemonhead5402 Жыл бұрын
i’m doing sober october with you guys and y’all make it so much easier to hear what y’all are experiencing and comparing it to what i am you guys are so dope
@quinnnielson3872
@quinnnielson3872 Жыл бұрын
Thankful the boys are back. Almost ruined my Monday that they got taken down
@nealallsup1834
@nealallsup1834 Жыл бұрын
Literally same.. G is behind it for sure
@MyhorseInthegravy
@MyhorseInthegravy Жыл бұрын
Why did it?🤔
@dash-x
@dash-x Жыл бұрын
Who got taken down?
@quinnnielson3872
@quinnnielson3872 Жыл бұрын
@@dash-x this episode got taken down for like 5 or 6 hours
@dash-x
@dash-x Жыл бұрын
@@quinnnielson3872 Thabk you! 👍🏻 I ended up going to Toms Twitter. It seemed they “violated” KZbin’s Nudity rules so they blurred the Bart AI photos lol. Props to Nadav. The Yt video editor program is such a pain .
@yaboy_fruitsnax
@yaboy_fruitsnax Жыл бұрын
Lmao, yelling out full diet coke like having your drink served full is a delicacy in Bert's world
@XanderProductionstrue
@XanderProductionstrue Жыл бұрын
He's used to tequila lmao
@jackzwahlen764
@jackzwahlen764 Жыл бұрын
Tom just gave one of the most accurate depictions of hallucinogenics I've heard. "I felt super relaxed, I closed my eyes to go to sleep, and then my brain was just like nope we're still going"
@leetween7232
@leetween7232 Жыл бұрын
The AI photos had me laughing uncomfortably loud at work. Well done!
@benmartinus5320
@benmartinus5320 Жыл бұрын
Bert's ai pics had me crying laughing.
@rayanh2430
@rayanh2430 Жыл бұрын
that shit was fucking terrifying
@marytoteve6874
@marytoteve6874 Жыл бұрын
Very eye opening about the alcoholism. Thank you fellas! I'm very proud of you two! Being sober is very hard at the beginning, but gets better day after day. My husband and I are 1 year sober. Our drinking was effecting everything between us and the people around us, negatively. So keep up on the sober road, it truly looks good on both of you!
@WackiiJackii
@WackiiJackii Жыл бұрын
Way to go! Rooting for you!
@buddhasoul
@buddhasoul Жыл бұрын
I have NEVER been so excited for a Birthday IN MY LIFE like I am for Bert's Birthday!
@burner8959
@burner8959 Жыл бұрын
Bert can't comprehend that people don't drink. Bless his heart. He's special in that special kind of way.
@Josh-ie4hb
@Josh-ie4hb Жыл бұрын
Bert “hurry up so I can talk about my fucking health” is the most Bert thing. Make your point so I can talk about me 😂
@Shambley1
@Shambley1 Жыл бұрын
I was over at my dads house helping him with something. I was listening to this and had my phone laid on the coffee table. Right when he walked by it was at the part where they were showing AI art of bart docking himself. The look on his face was priceless.
@eliholmes6924
@eliholmes6924 Жыл бұрын
This Bert AI segment is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this show. My god I’m crying
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
As you should
@brokensysadmin
@brokensysadmin Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that Bert is so focused on his teeth that he doesn't realize Tom clearly asked it for something like "Bert Kreischer doing gay porn"
@Wowreally42
@Wowreally42 Жыл бұрын
Bert “I don’t know what I need to work on” Kreischer
@Jessica-kt3ne
@Jessica-kt3ne Жыл бұрын
lmfao
@collinmorelock4911
@collinmorelock4911 Жыл бұрын
This is the most I've ever heard Tom speak while in berts presence...and someone still dominated the conversation 🤣
@BowlPatrol354
@BowlPatrol354 Жыл бұрын
I’m amazed Bert can say Buffalo Wild Wings without stumbling
@StatsReset
@StatsReset Жыл бұрын
Tom and Ari are the only ones I actually believe are staying sober
@drdecoursey1978
@drdecoursey1978 Жыл бұрын
Ari did have a cheat day. He ate some acid at the Roger Waters concert. He had to add situps to his daily workouts to pay for it.
@StatsReset
@StatsReset Жыл бұрын
@@drdecoursey1978 goddamn it, never trust a jew!
@gxp5.3
@gxp5.3 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never cried laughing more in my life from anything let alone from a podcast, alone via KZbin!! That A.I experience was the best!
@Joeyybee
@Joeyybee Жыл бұрын
Bert making fun of Leanns accent is always hilarious
@VannywiththeFanny
@VannywiththeFanny Жыл бұрын
Even more hilarious when you consider just how many times she's cheated on him.
@Parttimepat
@Parttimepat Жыл бұрын
@@VannywiththeFanny is there any validity to that, or just a weird shitty joke? I can’t find anything about it, not saying your lying just genuinely curious?
@Joeyybee
@Joeyybee Жыл бұрын
@@Parttimepat yeah I never heard that either. Must be a q anon thing lol
@hallepark
@hallepark Жыл бұрын
I’m sick af with strep throat it’s 5am haven’t slept. This made my night thank you boys.
@Jesse-vs9sb
@Jesse-vs9sb Жыл бұрын
Snort you some weed. Smoke some yack yanyiels.
@misfitbritt
@misfitbritt Жыл бұрын
Shitty! Hope you feel better soon! 👏🙃
@joeyfaoro6308
@joeyfaoro6308 Жыл бұрын
Y’all good Hallee
@blackhog42
@blackhog42 Жыл бұрын
5 am here too... hurting, can't sleep. Need some bert and tom 💙
@Seemokid
@Seemokid Жыл бұрын
We’re on the same page
@Br_ittany1119
@Br_ittany1119 Жыл бұрын
Tom telling Bert he can find the spark without drinking kind of sounds like he needs a real intervention lol
@cheeseburgeroptimus9784
@cheeseburgeroptimus9784 Жыл бұрын
It’s interesting to see Bert slowly accept that he’s an alcoholic through the episodes.
@schindlersredemption
@schindlersredemption Жыл бұрын
Bert needs to have an ayahuasca party for his birthday. Document it for us and let the tears instead of beers flow. Bert will be reborn and we can all witness the beauty in documentary form.
@celestialcucumber4684
@celestialcucumber4684 Жыл бұрын
This would be actually amazing lol
@kookiemonster3261
@kookiemonster3261 Жыл бұрын
Haha Bert had his first panic attack since not drinking when Tom asked what if you don't drink anymore after this.
@joeygarcia4277
@joeygarcia4277 Жыл бұрын
Yea because thinking if you’re never going to have a drink again is terrifying and then u binge lol
@stephenmier7277
@stephenmier7277 Жыл бұрын
@@joeygarcia4277 maybe that’s why 12 step programs don’t work.
@gingerroot8802
@gingerroot8802 Жыл бұрын
@@stephenmier7277 12 steps work, no one says you can't ever drink again you just wont drink that day. 24 hours at a time is how I got 2 years booze free.
@MegaWilloughby
@MegaWilloughby Жыл бұрын
“I’d love to bury a bunch of people” is a great sound bite for Garth
@itsmebougie
@itsmebougie Жыл бұрын
“Dude that’s this podcast” got me bent over
@Quietshow
@Quietshow Жыл бұрын
Tom's journey sounds amazing. It's such a gift to be able to do something like that.
@WeekendUpdate7
@WeekendUpdate7 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo Bert looks like he is in struggle mode with no alcohol. Hang in there!
@joeyvesh13
@joeyvesh13 Жыл бұрын
They're getting good at these seamless Whoop commercials
@cdizzy42069
@cdizzy42069 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see this back on here. YMH shows always give me a smile throughout the week
@loganharder7700
@loganharder7700 Жыл бұрын
Bernt is the most wholesome addict. Really makes you think it’s actually good for him
@ryansanchez1140
@ryansanchez1140 Жыл бұрын
This is the best two bears episode in a long time.
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn Жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine Bart on psychedelics. Total nightmeer
@Blaketbailey
@Blaketbailey Жыл бұрын
Made me shit my jeans over here
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn Жыл бұрын
@@Blaketbailey Uhh hundred percent
@ServiceAceStud
@ServiceAceStud Жыл бұрын
Nightbear
@c9566
@c9566 Жыл бұрын
Said by a person that has clearly never done psychedelics. They’re doing a guided ayahuasca trip. He’s clearly, if anything, a kind hearted/emotional being. It’s probably going to be beautiful.
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn Жыл бұрын
@@c9566 please excuse me. As a person who has done more than my fair share of psychedelics….. i hope you try them sone day
@bobreinard
@bobreinard Жыл бұрын
The clarity of Barf with no booze is outstanding
@MrPittsSox
@MrPittsSox Жыл бұрын
"I think she would let poisonous frogs lick her" HAHAHA! love you Bert
@dilly_bones2147
@dilly_bones2147 Жыл бұрын
Brent is the John Daly of comedy
@RoughCompany1
@RoughCompany1 Жыл бұрын
I can relate Bert. I was a black-out whisky drinker 4 nights a week for 4 years after a divorce. My last drink was 2 years ago on my 46th Bday when I fell and jacked my knee up on a metal dog bowl and hit my head on my smoker. I woke up and decided I wasn't going to be "that guy". I've not had a drink or really wanted one since and I don't miss it. Thank you both for the happiness you bring to the world.
@matthewsmith7418
@matthewsmith7418 Жыл бұрын
Jeeeezus this episode was deep. Seeing how much they're trying to better themselves while im here at home drinking, made me feel like a piece of shit 😆
@melcrane8611
@melcrane8611 Жыл бұрын
Love that Tom actually got to talk lol but seriously. I love seeing their banter
@MichelleBelle1776
@MichelleBelle1776 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap Bert’s face is like a night and day difference, he looks so much better.
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
? Looks the same to me🤷‍♀️
@VannywiththeFanny
@VannywiththeFanny Жыл бұрын
Looks the same, a month isn't enough. He needs years and years of recovery before he'll actually be better off.
@SoleSystemz
@SoleSystemz Жыл бұрын
Still fat, Tommy looks great
@lenny6485
@lenny6485 Жыл бұрын
This was probably filmed a year ago
@die4race
@die4race Жыл бұрын
what are you talking about ?lol
@hideokojimajr
@hideokojimajr Жыл бұрын
“You’re the spark” is the sweetest thing.
@Qody1776
@Qody1776 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy this version of Bert so much. I hope he is able to stick to sobriety this time. It suits him well ❤
@ToddRobinson13
@ToddRobinson13 Жыл бұрын
This is hands down the most one of the best 2 Bears 1 Cave episodes ever. Watching Tom be a best friend, and therapist to Bert is really wholesome. All while Bert has appears to be turning a page on his relationship with alcohol. I really hope it lasts.
@waynel3438
@waynel3438 Жыл бұрын
47:57 - 155 episodes and Burnt finally figures out the plot. Bravo!
@thomasalbert8511
@thomasalbert8511 Жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for Tom to say, “and that’s when Jen Anniston walked in with my cup of Ayahuasca.”
@2016davidson
@2016davidson Жыл бұрын
“Dude, that’s this podcast” 😂😂
@Stina85
@Stina85 Жыл бұрын
I really like hearing Bert’s thoughts on podcasts when he talks about deeper things. Particularly now that he’s sober. He is so different while he’s sober, in such a positive way. Tom and Bert’s friendship on the podcast seems so lovely. Tom is so respectful of him and lets him figure things out without being unkind. Bert has some revelations this episode that made me reflect on my own flaws. ❤ I love these guys.
@leonbrooks9335
@leonbrooks9335 Жыл бұрын
For real, love this comment
@Bloomingstyle_
@Bloomingstyle_ Жыл бұрын
Such a good observation and comment 🤍
@travisfox2436
@travisfox2436 Жыл бұрын
We could only be so lucky to have a friend like Tom.
@codemanrose
@codemanrose Жыл бұрын
omg when Tom started pulling up the AI art. I'm crying
@TimWing23
@TimWing23 Жыл бұрын
that stuff is spooky. it's like looking into the AI dimension. where no one has a soul.
@tat2masheen
@tat2masheen Жыл бұрын
This is by far the best episode ever. Showed a completely different side of both Tom and Bert. Very cool
@prescottherbert9248
@prescottherbert9248 Жыл бұрын
this was actually really insightful and honest. one of the best 2B1C.
@washingtonotters7816
@washingtonotters7816 Жыл бұрын
I’ll be sober for one year on November 9th. And hoping to be sober forever. I had a real problem lol
@jonahmakarewicz4219
@jonahmakarewicz4219 Жыл бұрын
Bert/Tom: says something not remotely funny Guy in back: 😂🤣😭😫🤯💀
@Shoutinthewind
@Shoutinthewind Жыл бұрын
I genuinely want Bert to get sober some day
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 Жыл бұрын
We all do man
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