Ep. 155 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@Popestayzooted]

“What if you go completely sober after this.” *Berts life flashes before his eyes*

[@sonnyboy1618]

No words 😭

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Deer in headlights 🤣

[@danialugo17]

Bert realizing he’s diminishing his human experience by consuming alcohol! The state of intoxication in any form is not a true human experience! SoBert! ❤

[@Mikehowarth1988]

It enhances the human experience so much more until you wake up the next day.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

His fat life flashed before his fat eyes

[@kevdogy]

I’m proud of Tom. Tom looks so fucking amazing. Good job Tom

[@RandyNachoManSandwich]

If you say tom one more time...

[@puffmoneyo3590]

Toms head keeps changing

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Tim**

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Tom should be proud of Tom's good job of keeping Tom in shape.

[@WestbrookOverrated]

@@puffmoneyo3590 slowly turning from an egg into a circle

[@Hungryhipoe]

Tom is a really good therapist.

[@SallySlater0077]

In a few years we're going to find out he was actually a psychiatrist using comedian as a cover

[@sissyofFreemont]

That's very insightful of you

[@kdoeone]

Well he is married to a crazy lady

[@lokithecat7225]

"TheRapist" is really the worst name for a profession.

[@thegrowingfuller]

He’s definitely using learned therapy techniques pretty covertly on Bert and with good reason and a good friend. Active listening and guiding self realization.

[@steph7960]

Berts doing what every person with an alcohol problem does a few weeks into not drinking. Behaving like he s recovered and got it all sorted. This is only the very beginning. I wish him the best.

[@mikelfc12]

Yup

[@finn4435]

He's not recovering. he's stopping for a month lol

[@steph7960]

@@finn4435 I didn't say he was recovering. I said he was behaving recovered.

[@emic621]

4:35 I’m proud of Tom for standing his ground on powering through Bert’s interruption 😂😂 More of that please.

[@Multimedia_Magic]

155 episodes in, Bart has the stark realization that all he does on the podcast is fire hose Tom and then walk away feeling good about himself. Instant classic.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

I thought you were exaggerating about 155 and looked. How did that happen?!

[@SuckaFreeCityOg]

Who?

[@teagueshoup]

@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent

[@Qurisx]

@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent Chernoble

[@Ragnarok69420]

Bert looks good, Tom looks like he has aids.

[@Tfwd1891]

Bert’s denial of the fact he’s a full blown highly functional alcoholic is hilarious 😂 he rationalizes in his way that’s his greatest bit😂

[@jessetillotson9776]

I don’t know that I agree high functioning alcoholics exist… I think that just qualifies as problem drinking(/drugging). Probably a thinking error but I really feel strongly that alcoholism = mid-low functioning and/or sabotaging potential. I also believe we need to add criteria for those who gain success from drinking, like ‘success alcoholism’ (or just success drinking if you want to call me on my last point), the same way we have already classified ‘success snorting’ (aka Wall Street). Lezbionist. It’s a common nomenclature but don’t verify that because that makes you turn into whatever sexuality you hate the most.

[@NonnahsB]

I had a psych patient recently who looked exactly like Tom and it kept throwing me off when he’d say crazy shit because I would think “lol toms at it again” but then I had to remember he was in fact NOT Tom and actually needed attention & medication

[@colinquinn8173]

Tom might need attention too

[@timmyboy7465]

There's a good bit in there somewhere.

[@ManBearPigLOL]

BIKES

[@stefaniaponitz5738]

lol

[@DekkarJr]

Tom still needs that medication probly.

[@franciscoantonioroafraile4009]

It’s unbelievable how Bert didn’t even let Tom finish his first sentence

[@nolongerblocked6210]

When does he ever??

[@dogologyaz5625]

Bert is beyond rude. So obnoxious

[@mikeyt2404]

@@dogologyaz5625 he’s not rude. He’s ADHD he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Relax

[@Renvaar1989]

@@dogologyaz5625 Literally ever person that knows him says he's one of THE nicest dudes. I'll take their opinion over yours thanks.

[@Last_Chance.]

Typical

[@timothypenix471]

Tom is secretly becoming a spiritual healer to cure Bert of his alcoholism

[@Last_Chance.]

Yeah nah.

[@drewcarter3100]

Ahh hilarious but no

[@cryptospacexxxit6281]

Watch YMH #550 and you will have a different opinion ;).

[@johnadams8371]

Alcohol use disorder*** Alcoholism is what they used to call it. boomer.

[@ryanpadilla455]

Boomer. What an annoying ass statement that is.

[@uplayedurself]

Tom Segura is single handily trying to keep Bert alive.

[@manuelwegeling]

Imagine Bernts wife

[@stoybtorn]

@@manuelwegeling between her and their kids they seem like they checked out a few years ago

[@Bubbles99718]

@@stoybtorn it's an endless battle. And pointless

[@donnyjones7803]

@@stoybtorn how would u know what’s going on with his wife and kids?😂

[@johncole4882]

@@donnyjones7803 because of an hour long podcast every week...

[@newtonslogic]

Watching Tom trying to rescue Bert is amazing...

[@domingochavez2552]

"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is the best description of Bert's occasional stabs at a healthy lifestyle 💯

[@lumin3370]

Honestly, it’s a very well- known saying in 12-step programs 😉

[@Oneirovore]

Dr. Drew used that phrase with him on a pod, and *maybe* Bret gets it.

[@gscompston3856]

Tom is the friend that everyone deserves: someone that will support your horrible decisions and will help you get through improving things when it gets bad.

[@PHKang]

Sober, serious Bert on stage would elevate him to one of my favorite comics. Drunk, overbearing Bert is challenging to watch without a counterbalance comedian. The bit about hating that he loves his wife is stronger material than The Machine in my opinion.

[@jimfoon]

It's really nice of Tom to have created an entire podcast to get Bert advanced therapy for his alcoholism.

[@tribeard5424]

Welcome to stand up

[@clevermissfox]

Nice of Tom, Joe and ari to take a whole month of self flagulation just to help Bert. That's a real friend

[@ihategarydiamond]

@@clevermissfox Flagellation is defined as flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification. Probably a different picture than you meant to paint. Jeans high. Jeans tight.

[@Wayfarer45]

I'd probably do the same for my friends too, were I actually funny.

[@pronjoffitt9141]

this is some deep intervention shit

[@blunttrauma5300]

When Burt realizes that feeling excellent because you're healthy is a continuous "treat", his world will change.

[@RanchItUp42069]

Amen

[@kikib8434]

PERFECTLY STATED 😁🖤!

[@Christopher-md7tf]

I doubt it. An underlying feeling of well-being won't get him the dopamine spikes he so desperately craves.

[@jessetillotson9776]

Meh don’t overstate it. That honeymoon period wears off as soon as you realize you can drink half as much for double the fun. Same problem with diets - fewer burritos required to cum unexpectedly

[@Streh702]

Great post my friend

[@geofflitwin9020]

“No one can see me in my safe spot making my drink” totally healthy behavior.

[@paulkelly6217]

He’s probably been like that ever since Ari spiked his drink

[@KGB_5]

I love how Bert has come to these realizations just to throw it away next month😂

[@agp1255]

The accent Bert did at “hey guys, are we gonna ride in the back of the truck or the front of the truck today?” I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂

[@Jdowling357]

Tom genuinely trying to keep Brent off the sauce.... That's friendship..

[@chris_grammer]

100

[@HillsideHandyman]

Wait, who’s Brent??

[@HillsideHandyman]

Wait, who’s Brent??

[@SuckaFreeCityOg]

Who?

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Nope, that's content

[@danielgarb87]

Bert sounds 100% like new people to AA who, “aren’t alcoholics,” but have to go to meetings for court or their wife or something. I’ve literally heard the same thing so many times.

[@cmgordon12345]

Tom smiles and says keep coming back

[@gingerroot8802]

"I'm not an alcoholic I just like to drink a lot"

[@Chris-fu9bn]

Sounds like big book and talking about the obsession !

[@mikelfc12]

@@Chris-fu9bn yup!

[@Last_Chance.]

@@cmgordon12345 lmao so true. He is that guy

[@hannahreed7339]

I'm loving the way Tom is talking with bert this episode.. its like watching a therapy session lol 😆

[@vergaerd]

This one is easily in the top 5 2B1C ep's to date.

[@9176michael]

"dude, that's this podcast" wow, the journey Bert is starting on is amazing. keep it up, sir. so awesome watching you become self aware

[@Last_Chance.]

This won't last long.

[@frankjerardenno2678]

Burt

[@ic1485]

I first realized that I was an acaholic at 17. Has Burt never had the DT,s?

[@Super_Nope_13]

@3:00 such a beautiful moment. Tom had a cautious but proud and loving look in his eye as he listened to Bert admit the nature of his relationship with alcohol. Man, we should all have friends like that.

[@xshooz]

A few more episodes and Tom might finally finish his story

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Tom should have a running gag where he starts the exact same story at the beginning of every episode... & never gets to finish it

[@DOiNKLES]

@@nolongerblocked6210 lmfao. hed be so good at it

[@ZMan3k]

If I ever see Tom on a plane I’m asking him to switch seats 😂

[@Last_Chance.]

100%

[@hunterstarkey5089]

Ahhhhundred percent

[@monkmonkmonkey9]

I swear they need to just shut off Bert's mic sometimes so Tom can finish a freaking story every now and again

[@chadroffel3250]

They have that , it’s when guests fill in .

[@penniewyatt9391]

Or finish a sentence?

[@EllipticalExistence]

He’s so unaware all he does is talk about himself

[@Vikanuck]

The way Bert says “I hate that I love her” with SO much conviction and sincerity was too fuckin funny lol 😄

[@allysonheller9215]

Bert acknowledging that he firehoses people was priceless.

[@aj00]

Bert: _spends this podcast talking about all his problems_ Ayahuasca: “I don’t have anything I need to work on”

[@rydogrittman1871]

one week sober and bert acts like he could teach a class on it

[@thecapricorn11]

i know right

[@parithian8462]

@@hersonmaldonado6445 I've been thru it and Bert still needs to chill lol he needs to take in information and not act like an expert on everything and say "that's what everyone does" as an excuse.

[@thecapricorn11]

@@hersonmaldonado6445 lighten up! people are entitled to their opinions. it sounds like bert is slowly accepting the fact he is alcoholic and thats very admirable

[@gamerpro5719]

We would all still go to that class lol

[@Downs-Indroam]

He quits about once a week so really he probably has more experience quitting drinking than the guy who gets sober and stays sober the first time...

[@jorgeperal1701]

I love seeing Bart be so insightful about his relationship with booze

[@kathye.4026]

Bert's insights (about many topics) are so easy for me to follow that it worries me. 🤓

[@LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate]

It's important to recognize your own mental mechanisms. Now if we can get him to stop injecting meth he might not be a pedophile for much longer

[@kristiskinner8542]

🙄 lame

[@joeschmo1194]

Is he being insightful? Or just foreshadowing his death

[@Janzer_]

drinking at the airport is exactly how he says.

[@quikxfl]

Tom saying Bremt is the spark and the care we see him express. Feels, man.

[@robolemonhead5402]

i’m doing sober october with you guys and y’all make it so much easier to hear what y’all are experiencing and comparing it to what i am you guys are so dope

[@leetween7232]

The AI photos had me laughing uncomfortably loud at work. Well done!

[@benmartinus5320]

Bert's ai pics had me crying laughing.

[@rayanh2430]

that shit was fucking terrifying

[@RHenry83]

"The other day I was flying a helicopter"- just 2 normal guys we can all relate to

[@toaster816]

The other day I was bouncing another check.

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

Yea im torn here. Happy for Tom’s success but he could be a little more humble at times.

[@NicheEscape]

You know anyone can get a pilots licence and you can hire out aircraft.. also you could pick up an entry level helicopter for less than a car.. he's enjoying a hobby, let him breathe.

[@killerluuk]

@@awholewhitebabybruh He's the least humble guy out there. A real turn off

[@CSpad]

@@killerluuk yet here you are. Lol. He's far from the least humble celeb and/or comic. You do realize where he started from right? Plus, he does a lot for charity & just recently received an award from a children's hospital. Many people like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs. Looks at these 2, they are pretty regular Joe types & both do work their ass off of and have for a long time.

[@GraySail4690]

I think it is time to have Dr. Drew in for a guest spot therapy...

[@Andrea-sj4rz]

Bert said that Dr. Drew said he was just fine. I didnt believe that at all. Bert, you look great.

[@MissyL0V3]

I just hit 6 months sober and the beginning of this almost had me crying. You guys are the best.

[@mikelfc12]

Congratulations

[@BoolyK]

Hell yeah Melissa!

[@zachwaskowiak706]

congrats melissa!

[@johnadams8371]

sooooo it’s controlling you from the other side now huh? looks to me like alcohol has you by the other ball now. sucks.

[@BoolyK]

@@johnadams8371 ew

[@Thx1130plus]

Bert’s keen ability to linger a conversation is unmatched. ..as self absorbed…dude is very self aware. And of course, Tom is: Dr. Solid©️

[@hitmarkler]

Bert being an alcohol shaman is such a great premise for 10-15 minutes long sketch 😂

[@quinnnielson3872]

Thankful the boys are back. Almost ruined my Monday that they got taken down

[@nealallsup1834]

Literally same.. G is behind it for sure

[@MyhorseInthegravy]

Why did it?🤔

[@dash-x]

Who got taken down?

[@quinnnielson3872]

@@dash-x this episode got taken down for like 5 or 6 hours

[@dash-x]

@@quinnnielson3872 Thabk you! 👍🏻 I ended up going to Toms Twitter. It seemed they “violated” KZbin’s Nudity rules so they blurred the Bart AI photos lol. Props to Nadav. The Yt video editor program is such a pain .

[@Quietshow]

Tom's journey sounds amazing. It's such a gift to be able to do something like that.

[@MK-651]

He's so damn hyper when he's sober

[@guanoApe]

Berts one step away from bein 300 pounds of stacked muscle when he turns that energy to that horrible gym guy 😂 its a thing

[@flatlinedphoenix1688]

100% ADHD. I have zero doubt in my mind.

[@MegaWilloughby]

This is a very tender conversation between 2 friends.

[@desotoapproach]

So happy Bart survived the kidney transplants 🙏🙏🙏

[@matthewneubeck4421]

All 7 of them

[@dmargot2828]

And a blood transfusion. Praise allah 🙏

[@TheOldCSK]

And the open heart surgery

[@SuckaFreeCityOg]

Who?

[@Grizzly_Biscuit]

@@SuckaFreeCityOg berf

[@kookiemonster3261]

Haha Bert had his first panic attack since not drinking when Tom asked what if you don't drink anymore after this.

[@joeygarcia4277]

Yea because thinking if you’re never going to have a drink again is terrifying and then u binge lol

[@stephenmier7277]

@@joeygarcia4277 maybe that’s why 12 step programs don’t work.

[@gingerroot8802]

@@stephenmier7277 12 steps work, no one says you can't ever drink again you just wont drink that day. 24 hours at a time is how I got 2 years booze free.

[@kendrawright95]

I’m not even 15 minutes into this episode and it is hands down the best episode with both Tom and Bert yet. Psyched to see where we go from here.

[@gxp5.3]

I’ve never cried laughing more in my life from anything let alone from a podcast, alone via KZbin!! That A.I experience was the best!

[@KartikChainani]

Are we still pretending Bert’s not an alcoholic

[@tangybuttfrogfpv8772]

or that he's sober, he's for sure sneaking drinks at night

[@penniewyatt9391]

@@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 he is still pretending he didn’t drink last night.

[@chasecapc]

n s😢drr😮😅😅

[@cryptospacexxxit6281]

And Tom is not a psychotic murderer; see YMH #550.

[@tangybuttfrogfpv8772]

@@cryptospacexxxit6281 Tom just thinks he's a phyco because he's never been punched in the face. It's gross how he pretends he's tough

[@Shambley1]

I was over at my dads house helping him with something. I was listening to this and had my phone laid on the coffee table. Right when he walked by it was at the part where they were showing AI art of bart docking himself. The look on his face was priceless.

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Lmaooo Bert looks like he is in struggle mode with no alcohol. Hang in there!

[@buddhasoul]

I have NEVER been so excited for a Birthday IN MY LIFE like I am for Bert's Birthday!

[@tonyd4307]

"The spark is you you're the spark"....we could all use a friend like Tom. 👍

[@Josh-ie4hb]

Bert “hurry up so I can talk about my fucking health” is the most Bert thing. Make your point so I can talk about me 😂

[@Stina85]

I really like hearing Bert’s thoughts on podcasts when he talks about deeper things. Particularly now that he’s sober. He is so different while he’s sober, in such a positive way. Tom and Bert’s friendship on the podcast seems so lovely. Tom is so respectful of him and lets him figure things out without being unkind. Bert has some revelations this episode that made me reflect on my own flaws. ❤ I love these guys.

[@leonbrooks9335]

For real, love this comment

[@Bloomingstyle_]

Such a good observation and comment 🤍

[@travisfox2436]

We could only be so lucky to have a friend like Tom.

[@hallepark]

I’m sick af with strep throat it’s 5am haven’t slept. This made my night thank you boys.

[@Jesse-vs9sb]

Snort you some weed. Smoke some yack yanyiels.

[@misfitbritt]

Shitty! Hope you feel better soon! 👏🙃

[@joey_ferrari24]

Y’all good Hallee

[@tbizzle00]

5 am here too... hurting, can't sleep. Need some bert and tom 💙

[@Seemokid]

We’re on the same page

[@stephenswinehart]

When Bert isn’t perma-drunk, this podcast becomes an actual dialogue. I seriously hope Bert changes for family/friends/fans.

[@craigclement5079]

Not to be a know it all, but being a person currently going through the recovery motions, he’s gotta want to do it for himself.

[@mp5249]

I don't think he realizes he's a classic case of those who don't have liver failure get dementia. My ex has it at 58. It's horrible.

[@johnadams8371]

i don’t.

[@nicolebergmann2319]

you can see how much tom cares about bert and his health

[@MrPittsSox]

"I think she would let poisonous frogs lick her" HAHAHA! love you Bert

[@Joeyybee]

Bert making fun of Leanns accent is always hilarious

[@VannywiththeFanny]

Even more hilarious when you consider just how many times she's cheated on him.

[@Parttimepat]

@@VannywiththeFanny is there any validity to that, or just a weird shitty joke? I can’t find anything about it, not saying your lying just genuinely curious?

[@Joeyybee]

@@Parttimepat yeah I never heard that either. Must be a q anon thing lol

[@collinmorelock4911]

This is the most I've ever heard Tom speak while in berts presence...and someone still dominated the conversation 🤣

[@prescottherbert9248]

this was actually really insightful and honest. one of the best 2B1C.

[@SimmoSups]

When Bert seriously asked Tom if he bought him an Orangutan I just burst out laughin.

[@loganharder7700]

Bernt is the most wholesome addict. Really makes you think it’s actually good for him

[@ryansanchez1140]

This is the best two bears episode in a long time.

[@melcrane8611]

Love that Tom actually got to talk lol but seriously. I love seeing their banter

[@MichaelJames707]

The ending of this podcast totally wrecked me. I freaking love you guys, beautiful work - absolutely hilarious. Glad your experience flowed smoothly Tom, bless ~

[@cdizzy42069]

Nice to see this back on here. YMH shows always give me a smile throughout the week

[@noveltycrusade]

I enjoyed hearing about Tom's experience 👍

[@BowlPatrol354]

I’m amazed Bert can say Buffalo Wild Wings without stumbling

[@landonnew4454]

Love sober Bert! So pumped to hear him say insightful things about his drinking.

[@kristiskinner8542]

🙄 lame

[@carmen3091]

@@kristiskinner8542 why is that lame?

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@carmen3091 life is too short to not party. Live!

[@YesYES-no8kf]

@@RolandSpecialSauce sometimes partying is hiding from life

[@jamesjustice8711]

He'll just go right back to drinking once November comes around. Every past sober October he says a lot of really insightful things about not drinking but he always goes right back to being a drunk as soon as he could.

[@TheStratoBarb]

This is such a good episode ! I love how much you guys opened up to each other ❤❤

[@tonyfello]

showing self-control for ANYTHING, always feels good afterwards.

[@jasonellsworth247]

The end of this podcast I can relate to allot, just want to say rest in peace top dog! I'm going through some rough stuff with my father at the moment stage 4 liver failure it's hard to watch them deteriorate and there's nothing you can do really besides be there... These two bears get me through every Monday!

[@schindlersredemption]

Bert needs to have an ayahuasca party for his birthday. Document it for us and let the tears instead of beers flow. Bert will be reborn and we can all witness the beauty in documentary form.

[@celestialcucumber4684]

This would be actually amazing lol

[@MichelleBelle1776]

Holy crap Bert’s face is like a night and day difference, he looks so much better.

[@kristiskinner8542]

? Looks the same to me🤷‍♀️

[@VannywiththeFanny]

Looks the same, a month isn't enough. He needs years and years of recovery before he'll actually be better off.

[@SoleSystemz]

Still fat, Tommy looks great

[@lenny6485]

This was probably filmed a year ago

[@die4race]

what are you talking about ?lol

[@erickflostar9124]

*Tom explaining why he doesn't drink throughout the day* Bert: So are you going thru something ?

[@NickYoung22]

Bert’s “I don’t know what I need to work on” said volumes, especially after him saying he is defensive with Joe. Bert is afraid if he opens the door, he is going to find out how much he needs to work on, so he pretends there is nothing.

[@waynel3438]

47:57 - 155 episodes and Burnt finally figures out the plot. Bravo!

[@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD]

Calm before the storm. Bert is gonna go off the rails in November

[@coldbloodturnedredhot2260]

Hell no he won’t. Support the man and be proud of what he’s doing.

[@91MR2Racer]

@@coldbloodturnedredhot2260 lol you don’t believe that one

[@armandocarranco8265]

Not everyone is as weak as you

[@susboykaine9804]

He’s a goner

[@trevorj98]

Never sober November

[@2016davidson]

“Dude, that’s this podcast” 😂😂

[@burner8959]

Bert can't comprehend that people don't drink. Bless his heart. He's special in that special kind of way.

[@aandydaviss]

easily the best 2 bears episode yet !

[@dilly_bones2147]

Brent is the John Daly of comedy

[@ep6507]

Tom has a very sweet heart, and he is incredibly patient with Bert’s inability to listen. I hope he tries ayahuasca again and allows himself to really let go.

[@hideokojimajr]

“You’re the spark” is the sweetest thing.

[@lilcanadian3882]

dude. Just started the episode. Tom looks GREAT

[@SuperBrentendo89]

Hope I can finish this episode on this attempt without KZbin removing it!

[@simplyrob8812]

Same

[@jennametalsome2445]

Tom is so happy, he loves grumpy Bart!

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

I can’t even imagine Bart on psychedelics. Total nightmeer

[@ihategarydiamond]

Made me shit my jeans over here

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

@@ihategarydiamond Uhh hundred percent

[@ServiceAceStud]

Nightbear

[@c9566]

Said by a person that has clearly never done psychedelics. They’re doing a guided ayahuasca trip. He’s clearly, if anything, a kind hearted/emotional being. It’s probably going to be beautiful.

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

@@c9566 please excuse me. As a person who has done more than my fair share of psychedelics….. i hope you try them sone day

[@antoinej18]

Haha I love cognizant brad. He's pretty sharp sober lmao

[@itsmebougie]

“Dude that’s this podcast” got me bent over

[@metaphoricmind827]

I'm even more proud of this comment section than anything, I love reading the genuine care everyone has for Bert's growth and maturity, the wherewithal to understand the enlightened way that Tom brilliantly and naturally helps guide his best friend towards better decisions and healthier living conditions. All of you (us) and the way we are showing compassion and empathy is the type of thing that allows me to reach that faith in humanity deep within. Thanks to you (Yes you, the person reading this) for allowing yourself to care and therefore setting that beautiful example for the next person that needs it, no matter what ugly idea tries to separate us we are truly stronger together

[@austind4098]

Love Dr Segura

[@codemanrose]

omg when Tom started pulling up the AI art. I'm crying

[@TimWing23]

that stuff is spooky. it's like looking into the AI dimension. where no one has a soul.

[@yaboy_fruitsnax]

Lmao, yelling out full diet coke like having your drink served full is a delicacy in Bert's world

[@XanderProductionstrue]

He's used to tequila lmao

[@jenneverson8145]

Best 2 bears with Bert in sooo long!! Sober October Bert is A+

[@damanwest3843]

I love all the 2 bears episodes but this one for sure is top 10

[@eliholmes6924]

This Bert AI segment is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this show. My god I’m crying

[@Last_Chance.]

As you should

[@brokensysadmin]

The crazy thing is that Bert is so focused on his teeth that he doesn't realize Tom clearly asked it for something like "Bert Kreischer doing gay porn"