Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
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[@SR-kt7jc]

Until Bert, I didn't even know it was possible to interrupt yourself.

[@Shansico]

LMAO I know right?!?

[@kevindube7096]

Well you haven’t heard me trying to explain to a cop why I popped all the balloons at a Walmart with my pants off

[@finthefishsep20toma]

If you know anyone with adhd you'll probably hear them cut off themselves like that, it happens to me a lot

[@WhoDatBoy420]

@Steven Richter that Take A Shot comment made me LoL for real. Then I took a shot!

[@WhoDatBoy420]

@@finthefishsep20toma VERY TRUE

[@HowtoDieAlonePodcast]

Bert's back, now the longest Tom gets to talk is during AD reads 😀

[@Ozhull]

This podcast is the equivalent of Tom patting Bert on the head and saying "really? Tell me more sweetie!"

[@jamesholeman7594]

Best way to avoid getting cancelled

[@rileyhughes5613]

@Pancake Head idk why that feeling is so common in the 2B community? Bert is almost undeniably more famous, he's had a lot more mainstream exposure via traditional TV and Netflix, trended on twitter multiple times, and his JRE episodes consistently outperform Tom's. He's undeniably a popular entertainer with a massive public appeal. That having been said: I personally like Tom's style of comedy more, I think he's objectively a better joke writer; but I also don't understand the hate on Brent in this specific community. The running jokes contribute a lot to the longevity of this podcast, replace him with guests indefinitely and it would just become YMH-Lite™ and defeat the entire purpose of this show. Don't be stingy.

[@hwall37]

I wish Bert would disappear from all things, comedy, podcasts, tv shows, all of it.

[@MrBlackLenses]

The idea of an astronaut not being able to hang himself is brilliant lmao, also Michael Stahl seems like he’d be a great YMH guest

[@danielpenrodii2389]

It would be hysterical for the scene to go to black and it jumps forward a hour or two and he’s just floating, all pissed off with the noose around his neck not doing a thing.

[@kevindube7096]

That guy sounded like a poverty Anthony Jeselnik, but I would love to see Stall-Bro become a contributor to this show

[@fartcriminals9623]

It reminds me of a Rick and Morty bit

[@SteveCossaboom]

Uhh 100% easier ... take your helmet off and take a DEEP BREATH.

[@Heresyreader]

Why isn't anyone more concerned about Bert almost answering death's sweet call

[@rewindsretro1328]

I loved how Bort was telling Michael about the quicksand thing and his only response was "can i speak to Tom again?"

[@thomasbobinski4127]

Michael gave no fucks 😂

[@StephenKyle91]

2 Bears 1 Talker with Tim Secura & Blob Twizzler

[@shannontoppari5967]

Bahhhhahahahah!!!

[@ghostface3655]

Lmao!

[@TallKyleMusic]

Hahaha

[@atouken6695]

Ah finally a creative one

[@wasteland6961]

😂

[@lenahanconor9570]

“They’re putting Kool-Aid in the water to make the frogs gay”

[@WesleyThibodeau]

7/11 is for my Inside Slob !

[@cabin_fever]

actually its atrizine

[@Queleb1]

Shoutout to Oki's weird stories who I learned about this from

[@mrs.h2725]

Jurassic Park taught me that frogs spontaneously mutate from one sex to another in a single sex environment. The Mommies have taught me that gender is a spectrum. Alex Jones looks like a coked out toad, as does Bart who is addicted to Kool-Aid. Hmmm...

[@trestres875]

to be serious for a second tho, our water is mad contaminated with pharmaceuticals and hormones and agricultural chemicals that can also have mutagenic effects. This has been recorded since the 1990s. Its likely not intentional, but the result of things like birth control medications in urine and other phtyo-estrogens (BPA plastic is another) that have slowly built up a higher concentration in many of our water supplies. there is a super rare percentage of animals born intersex, or hermaphroditic, in nature already and this has been increasing and the main theories are this kind of contamination. Its likely not a conspiracy and also likely not just frogs - look around you im not into alex jones and even when hes partially right he tends to go too far and muddy the waters with extra "details" - and he's been horribly and inexcusably wrong in the past. But he's been right on some things and I did a project on this over 20years ago using non-google research and there's something to the whole "claim" of water pollution, my dear Jeans

[@tomfurlong5384]

Can tell Burt is back when Tom has said 2 words in 15 minutes.

[@BRENTxBEAR]

Brett really is the only person I know who can interrupt himself while talking with a completely different topic

[@VONmusics]

52:01 “Maybe I’m the Alex Jones of fitness” with Terry’s Jim stare at the camera is a top 10 podcast moment

[@lewisaultman]

I got so excited and then realized Bert's back.

[@BZEDAKING]

😂🤣

[@04roush]

Uhhh hundred percent...

[@alaintavakoli4573]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenpope]

Yup

[@newsrapper]

From the dead

[@maxrabkin]

Ah, I see it's back to 2 Bears 1 Voice this week.

[@chrishigh4113]

I am so happy that we got to see Bert have his 1st stroke on screen while they were talking to Whitney.

[@nativelad9411]

This comment deserves top of the board

[@chrishigh4113]

@@nativelad9411 Whatever it takes, we cant have him stroke out on top of some poor Doggie

[@ehvvdude]

bert almost passing out has to be the funniest moment on 2bears im crying lmao holy shit 1:03:25

[@lazylion420]

- throws Chris D'elia under the bus - drive over him - back up, drive over him again - go forward, drive over him again - *OH ALSO I'm surprisingly good at basketball*

[@GettingNegative]

F that guy. He always seamed like a creeper to me. Never trust ANYONE who insists on talking like a teenager.

[@peteg4957]

and noone picked chrissy destephano for their team, he can actually play

[@Hey_Jeans]

I hate bert

[@ghostface3655]

Burnt is back....bye Tom! Nice hearing from ya!!

[@alaintavakoli4573]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GregsTurtleHaven]

Tom was a great guest host

[@brianogden492]

Tom is too calm I need high energy Bert to keep me awake at work

[@TheOffender000]

No joke!

[@orenthalsimpson]

Bert speaks like a teenage girl, I want Tim back

[@andrewmanzanares4120]

is no one going to talk about how Brent LITERALLY almost passed out?! incredible.

[@mrbrett19]

Time stamp?

[@MrConeman]

He was listening to Whitney Cummings. I'm surprised he powered through.

[@Falconetti182]

@@mrbrett19 1:03:27

[@butchdotkoski]

We just watched a man have a mini stroke. It was hilarious

[@PICFL1]

My mans was saving Delia 😭

[@CJJC42]

Bert actually looks unhealthier, if that was possible.

[@piquitomonoloco]

At least he’s not drinking a gallon of kool-aid everyday lmao.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@piquitomonoloco did he switch it to a gallon of Tito's a day or something?

[@AnthonySal]

Alcohol is legitimately taking him down slowly. And he knows that but won’t stop. #Addict

[@MatDeCesare]

yeah, dudes face is swollen and red. sucks to see it.

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

guys it's just because he's not wearing his whoop

[@kylemcgill2966]

1:03:30 *Bert almost passing out with Toms reaction and Whitney Adderall rambling is an amazing site.*

[@544001]

*sight

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@544001 No. It's an actual website

[@megano9598]

my favorite part of this podcast is when Bert says something so outrageous or absurd and tom just looks at the camera😂

[@humantranscendence]

Uuuuh... 100 percent 😂

[@OldmanHitch]

I really hope Dr Drew takes a look at that part where Bert almost passes out.

[@jessicadanner6784]

ME TOOOO

[@bghybghy1]

Time stamp anyone?

[@robinpletcher156]

1:03:31

[@Filiolus]

They just skipped over it like it was nothing.. Man turned purple

[@jessejensen3689]

Seriously 😳

[@everywhereyougo]

Either the color grading on Bret’s camera is off or he is dying.

[@KAPANGAAAMASTER]

He's dying

[@IcyBloodFyre]

@@KAPANGAAAMASTER yep.

[@Spencer121583]

Or both

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

It's just a reason for him to talk about himself for an hour on next week's episode.

[@mflugo9082]

We’re all dying.

[@ChrisAli]

I legit though Bert was about to have a stroke when he was on the phone lol

[@fionnburke551]

Jesus the call between Brent and Whitney was uncomfortable

[@robertglenn7767]

Bert going to a high school with only one black dude is the least surprising thing I’ve heard all day.

[@BrionSalazar]

uhhh, can we talk about Bert almost passing out, and then casually almost saying, "I've been passing out a lot"???!!???

[@kevindube7096]

He just doesn’t realize he needs insulin yet

[@tomtruman2950]

Bert - please, please, please get a full cardiac workup - stress tests, blood tests etc. if i hadnt passed out i was on my way to having a massive widowmaker H.A.

[@milklizard]

The way Tom looked at the camera when Bert realised he was the Alex Jones of fitness, pure The Office material.

[@apocshadow1217]

I died. Funniest thing I've seen all day

[@milklizard]

@@apocshadow1217 cracked me up

[@jhondoux]

They need to make that face into a shirt I need that

[@bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717]

The Cafeteria

[@ABRAsylum]

That's the hardest I've ever heard Nadav laugh

[@noahwyatt23]

Whelp, hearing Tom’s voice was nice while it lasted.

[@CharDeeMCD]

Outstanding 👏

[@peanutgallery7753]

Shut up. We like Bert

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

"We"

[@kali6651]

@@peanutgallery7753 Uh..right. Sure. Yes?

[@Guzzlo35]

Someone needs to do a compilation of times Bert says "the hardest i've ever laughed" with different stories

[@JoshuaDawesme]

52:00 to 52:15 was the best reactions from both of them that I've ever seen lol.. maybe excluding Tom reacting to Bert drinking so much Kool-aid.

[@genewilson2158]

"B.E.A.R.S" Balls, Elbow, Angry, Ribs, Scotch Let's see the pics! Send them in!

[@jamisonkyle1362]

Scotch should be scrum

[@codyp7443]

@@jamisonkyle1362 God i hope better nadav finds this

[@wangchong000]

This needs more likes

[@genewilson2158]

@@jamisonkyle1362 Scrum and Balls are so close to each other that would too easy. Haha

[@TheAlmightyPILE]

ribs is gonna be tough for a large percentage of 2 bears listeners

[@JAM92MAGANA]

Love how yall forgot Chris Distefano. Legit hooper who played in Europe.

[@tavog8150]

I heard rickglassman is good too

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Yeah Chrissy Hoops played in Turkey until he got kicked out after he tripped a fan 😉

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Adam Sandler

[@MachSea]

@@tavog8150 That's all he used to do. I think he'd be pretty good, tbh. (He talked about it on the Khalyla episode)

[@whatthe3745]

@Tony C h

[@timstradley5819]

I took 12 Benadryl about an hour ago and have access to good weed couldn’t be more excited

[@brendanwoodley7567]

@Surreal 99 really horny. He could finish in 4 strokes

[@apinksquid]

Pls don't die. RIP Benadryl guy

[@michelobdog8825]

Level three mosquito spell

[@hmmm8648]

Yo tim how’s it going

[@Shweaty7]

This is just like that chair guy that ended up dying.

[@franktothemax]

8:16 Tom was SO CLOSE to ALMOST getting to say something about himself. With bated breath, I continued listening waiting for Tom to finally speak up. Alas, maybe next time Tom.

[@GoochWeeble]

I could feel Covid creeping into my ears when Whitney started talking.

[@tonyjohnson4538]

How come the more she talks thenmore I wanna passout like Burt

[@magzeyhq379]

bert: i think i just passed out while listening to whitney talking, but i can for sure hold my breath for a minute 45 haha, bert ur the best

[@trevorrichards6642]

“I am the Alex Jones of fitness!” “THIS PODCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHOOP FITNESS TRACKER!”

[@mr.mason718]

Just gonna pass over how this man almost passed out?

[@jkken1]

We just saw Bert die like 96 percent.. That fainting shit was scary

[@lbur6630]

I get the feeling Tom and Joe don't agree about Alex Jones

[@MrJayehawk]

I'm Team-Tom on this one.

[@breculve82]

I could listen to a whole episode of Yoshi stories.

[@LoieLush]

like (i'm not ruining 69 likes)

[@dubufam7948]

Looks like we get to hear bert almost have a heart attack/stroke for 78 minutes.

[@Bellyheart]

I think he did during the Whitney phone call.

[@TheSeakr]

So tired of Bert . Tom really needs his own pod. Please.

[@ayron419]

I just hope Ryan Sickler takes over when hes gone

[@shaneb374]

@@TheSeakr then don’t watch ?

[@TheSeakr]

@@shaneb374 maybe a weaker spirit would let Bert stop me from enjoying Toms content. Ill just express my opinion. Solid suggestion though

[@hippysarebad]

Bert is having a heart attack during this ep. Why is his face dark purple + nearly passing out for no reason??

[@maxlamangouste]

Because he has a serious drinking problem.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

He's just so dumb that he forgot to breathe

[@nevergiveup3320]

Iknow it’s random but I lost my job then apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. I’m living out my car just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. I have cash app&Venmo which are Allyboy23...Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. God bless 🙏🏻

[@hippysarebad]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull yeah but.. the purple face?

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

@@nevergiveup3320 You have a phone and a car, you can work Postmates instead of watching KZbin ya bum

[@StormCrow12290]

Remember the days when someone almost fainting was a cause for concern? Pepperidge farm remembers.

[@mikezazworsky]

2007: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Jim's facial expression on "The Office" 2020: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Tom's facial expression when Bert says something preposterous.

[@Vers16]

James Brown was 6'3"

[@sophianardozzi1331]

Nah, he's 6'8 at least

[@darraghmcalinden5217]

I just wanted some chicken wings.....

[@yammer4830]

U off by 9 inches buddy

[@jennahsighed]

On his mother's shoulders

[@Mack_B]

just dont drench them wings

[@elbaeza]

Nadav is the villain arch nemesis of Young Jaimie

[@eblocker1016]

This comment is gold

[@jobbysandwich1797]

lmao thank you

[@codybaker2135]

Can we just get a whole episode of Tom talking like Yoshi?

[@michaelkulas8089]

phone guy - "Bert Bert Bert shut up put tom back on the phone" "ok :D"

[@anthonythompson3447]

That was my favorite part of the episode🤣.

[@TheComedyGuitarGuy]

Production shouting 'CALL 911!!' when Bort passes out will stay with me 😂😂😂

[@jrjrjrjr7812]

Are we not talking about how Brent literally stroked out while talking to Whitney?

[@lomuus]

I almost stroked out while listening to her

[@HarryRomero81]

Yeah what the hell, is that something he does??

[@booyahinc]

Didn’t everyone?

[@nz540im3]

I spat my drink everywhere when he said he nearly passed out

[@nz540im3]

@@HarryRomero81 just replayed it. That was kinda fucked up

[@trainman11689]

Brent is back looking worse than he ever has

[@StephenKyle91]

Lmaooooo

[@mimigiggles4199]

Lyle disagrees.

[@Revolution1117]

I think Brent turned "Sober October" into "Drink & Eat with Impunity October", and also think his weeks-long bus tours are a "get out jail free" card to party & eat without the restrictions of LeeAnn & the girls. Not a bad gig for Burnt.

[@thirdplanetman9468]

He almost blacked out, what was that? I love you Bert !

[@hwall37]

Looking more and more like a old alcoholic who’s actions are catching up to him

[@Lil-Dogpool]

Dude Burt is aging before our eyes. What is happing to him. He’s like a gray color now

[@kennethbaldonado4348]

He’s lookin like an ash trey

[@Lil-Dogpool]

@@kennethbaldonado4348 lmao 😂 he’s getting that weird blotchy skin that alcoholics get. First time I’ve really noticed it.

[@kennethbaldonado4348]

Yes! Seen it 1,000 times , he’s not fooling anyone

[@nimimerkillinen]

Atleast the fact that he is almost half century old is happening to him

[@chadmartin6005]

coming back to old episodes is a great way to relieve stress

[@lindsayh1176]

Berry sat so still after Tom asked about photos I thought my phone had froze and was dying 😂

[@RP_511]

Amazing how fast Whitney can ruin a podcast. pure talent

[@lens_hunter]

I agree. She is quite awful. Her comments about Chris were cringe. And all of her shows are pretty bad.

[@newsrapper]

Shes so jealous of him it's sad

[@ev1bl]

She is useless and nobody likes her

[@newsrapper]

@@ev1bl which is why Chris never wanted her

[@ev1bl]

@@newsrapper which again is why she is so salty

[@Spawn303]

Bert is the type of guy to close his eyes when he eats hot dogs

[@autismunleashed1628]

That's so true

[@reggiekilgore7448]

That's FUCKEN FUNNY 🤣

[@marissahaide5555]

Holy shit “Alex jones of fitness” straight into a whoop ad as never made me want one more!!

[@JusticeMuz]

Easy team PG - Whitney Cummings (played overseas) SG - Chris Distefano (D1 st josephs) SF - Andrew Santino (big kid + angry) PF - Michael rapaport (OG) C - Bo Burnham (6'5)

[@SMEGEL145]

and Whitney Cummings yet again reassures my hatred for her

[@user-bf5vi6yg8n]

She’ll stab anyone in the back for fame

[@LTR1420]

Bert is starting to sound like Steven Seagal. Claims he's an expert at everything 😂.

[@MultiTravellingman]

Steven needs to be on Bert's team, some say action star I say comedy gold.

[@alexsmith2885]

He’s been playing basketball for like, 47 years

[@kevindube7096]

I mean Seagal single-handedly brought basketball to Japan soooo not really a great example

[@angmillz6559]

Ummm is Bert good?! I died when he said “i almost passed out” 😂🤔

[@ghostface3655]

Glad to see Bert wore his best t-shirt...looks like he grabbed his "cleanup" rag off the floor!!!

[@brendancarmichael4052]

Again?

[@ghostface3655]

@@brendancarmichael4052 🤣 yep!!

[@ghostpiss1374]

Damn

[@tesviper8784]

No one picked Chris Distefano for their basketball team.

[@AdamRuiz7]

Literally played college ball lol

[@williamr.bennett2778]

Sad to hear Whitney bag on Chris even after he's countered the allegations against him. Wish these people would talk about it more.

[@robertglenn7767]

She’s just a sold out SJW now. Nothing surprising at all.

[@tomd1939]

Another amy schumer in the making.

[@timw4432]

She's a nasty piece of work

[@alexmullenhour719]

Completely forgot burnt Chrysler is a part of this show

[@VTnewcastle14]

And this week I forgot Tom is part of the show

[@icummins1806]

He shouldn't be

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

I wish he wasn't...

[@swtrgod6527]

"They're taking orders from people, while we just do what we wanna do" exactly why the show is so likeable 🎯

[@Vinson9119]

Greaaaattttttttt..... Bert’s back...... just like a hemorrhoid

[@imissmypeep2209]

25:35 "why did you want to tell ME that"? Holy shit I laughed SO hard at that!!!!!!! Struck me VERY funny!! I LEGIT don't think I've ever laughed out loud so much listening to any other podcasts!!

[@kimtoxie2268]

I'm just so glad my worlds are colliding: Elliot in the Morning AND 2 Bears?! Dream come true

[@cheaptricked3148]

Tom's Yoshi impression is one of my favourite things

[@beniverson3777]

I remember hearing Louis C K on Opie and Anthony years ago talking about how he was in The Sweet Spot of success where only the people who wanted to know about him knew about him and if he got any more famous he would get in trouble. Reminds me of bort here

[@martinhudobivnik5895]

"We have this program where we bring in the special needs kid every week to google things."

[@maybeaspider3456]

nadav is the literal opposite of jedi jamie the google wizard. i hesitate to email tom's business email to replace nadav in exchange for getting pissed on and beaten

[@dntgvafuk89]

Unless it's to google gaping vaginas #WhereMyMomsAt 😆 took 1.5 seconds

[@Sicwkskxkckckzd]

Nice 👍🏻 u obv came up with that

[@General_Maximus]

For anyone on the fence, all of the live shows are uhhh hundred percent worth it.

[@jameshedden2260]

Bert "sorta" passing out is absolutely sending me

[@jrmiles5437]

So Bert's been on tour and filming projects, and now he's sneezing, coughing, and almost passed out during the episode. I wonder what's going on...

[@newsrapper]

Finally dieing

[@HartleySpurlock]

Sounds like a typical Monday for Bert.

[@hokurakensei6958]

Def noticed he sounded congested...coughing...the pass out thing was weird.

[@dsauce8780]

Does tome sugerdad surround himself with men who laugh in a really high pitch? You decide.

[@jordanmercier3616]

Yeah, it gets him off, he's really tryna bust a 5 foot nut.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I'll take Sickle-cell's laugh over Brent's dog-whistle any day

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

Yes or yes

[@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER]

Damn I got here so quick, I almost came in four strokes

[@hamilcross]

fwah strokes!

[@glenstephenson771]

According to my KZbin, this was uploaded 32 minutes ago and you commented 36 minutes ago, you commented before they uploaded

[@Nervar]

@@glenstephenson771 he had to pre dude

[@SirBobbyDuncan]

Another hour of Bert being incapable of shutting up long enough for Tom to be able to complete a sentence

[@luk3dawgnasty]

It’s clear, Tom and Bert don’t wanna get canceled

[@toddconley3245]

An interesting observation, why do you say that? 😂

[@luk3dawgnasty]

@James Williams they shouldn’t care being comedians.

[@wolfman8449]

Bert is to fitness what Albert Fish was to babysitting

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Bert is to Fitness as Susan Smith is to her kids.

[@sarawinsett4217]

That Albert Fish was a real jerk.

[@wolfman8449]

@@sarawinsett4217 Fish chose victims that were either mentally handicapped or... (DO NOT LAUGH AT THIS NEXT PART) .. .. African American

[@Audiofatuation]

Ok..... solid comment & totally unexpected reference. Thank you

[@vance9090]

So Bret puts pin needles in his ass too?

[@qbe5038]

It was nice being able to hear Tim for a few episodes. Keep featherin it brother!

[@moToPow3r]

That was kind of weird watching Bert almost pass out. wonder what that was all about? Looked like the Covid guy who kept passing out on screen.

[@jacoblaursen4812]

Passing out is a symptom of covid. Why did they just ignore that? Even if not from covid, it still seems serious.

[@dov9455]

Bert almost losing consciousness over Whitney roasting D'elia and Tom just being speechless and shaking his head was the highlight of this episode.

[@carliecastillo4445]

Bert: by the way I can hold my breath for a minute 45. Bert like 7 minutes earlier: "passes out from laughing in 15 seconds.

[@josephfeeney6483]

Chrissy “The Clap” Distefano actually played college ball at St. Josephs how you leaving him off the list

[@kylesherick3530]

I was thinking the same damn thing.

[@JustinTodora]

St. Joesphs actually

[@dannystix1993]

It is what it is. Make no mistake Chrissy is going to see you in a different way

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

​@Derrick Perez Unless the other team has one more black fellows

[@kevinlast3874]

I mean Schaub was a professional athlete so he may not be bad to have either

[@ismichi]

The fact that was a legit pass-out was terrifying. I had flashbacks about my father who had a lot of similar health conditions (both diagnosed and not), and that's a really dangerous sign; Bert might be at the stage he'll legit die if he tries going sober for just over a month at this rate... he's not too much younger than my father was when he died of a stroke caused primarily by being sober for too long without following safety measures... ffs, no amount of pure (burst-tastic) natural talent is gonna help to override this since heart problems are also genetic for him (remember your grandfather, Bert! Your dad's fear may come to fruition!!)

[@EJacobsBeats]

I really hope that the reaction in the room after the cameras turned off was more concerned because we're very close to seeing Bert in trouble health-wise.

[@Luukeyyx]

"I'm the Alex Jones of fitness" *goes into ad about a fitness band*

[@ARCoventry]

Astronaut hanging himself is HILARIOUS!!!! I have this doodle of a clown hanging himself by balloon I thought was clever but in space that’s gold

[@dalefrybread]

Brett fading into unconsciousness from laughing too hard made me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@rokeflame5288]

Use some critical thinking bud. Bitch he was putting a fellow comedian on blast and Bert (thinking surprisingly quick) pulled an on-spot improv and executed any excuse he could come up w to pull the phone away to keep Chris off blast. Look at Toms reaction during

[@rokeflame5288]

*bitchney

[@talesfromthemidwest]

Bert is DEFINITLY the Alex Jones of fitness.

[@alexisnaranjo]

A hundred percent

[@darrensucksatgames]

I’ll take ADHD for $666

[@talesfromthemidwest]

@@darrensucksatgames ADHD is the Alex Jones of Adderall.

[@aimee4437]

It was nice hearing Tom while we could

[@evanabbott2737]

“The sandy hook thing was cool..”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Boopac]

Bert: I've been really good about not drinking. Bert not even 10 seconds later: I think I have stomach cancer. 2B1C is the best

[@greenward479]

When Bert almost past out during that call I spit out my coffee lol

[@tr1pl3thr333]

20 seconds in and Bert has already said "I" or "my" 7 times. The break was good while it lasted.

[@TheSeakr]

Can we get a cut of all Toms moments and stories from this show? Even if its only 4 minutes long with all the episodes combined

[@MrRhoadsRules25]

The bears are lookin like they're almost ready for hibernation.

[@jordanrogers4046]

Is facial expressions are my favorite, the look with the “ why’d you wanna tell me that “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@dimebagshane]

52:09 is exactly why I love this show 💀