You Have 60 Minutes to Fall Asleep ASMR

[@thatreddude8796]

I’d like to request a 60 seconds to fall asleep video for those of us who have busy schedules

[@EnderDragonGamerz02]

He do have the TMT which is two minute tingle videos in his playlist :S

[@hentaisailor5951]

@@EnderDragonGamerz02 that is 120 seconds

[@irrateblackman4309]

@@hentaisailor5951 Jesus get over your selves

[@Thelango99]

@@hentaisailor5951 2X speed it is then.

[@surfnsunshinekat]

heh heh

[@lstairvideos1330]

Man you’re one of the oldest ASMR channels yet you still come up with ideas I would have never thought of, love the content man, helps me a lot. God bless

[@tigrex3622]

Each day i think more and more his imagination is beyond limits we will never understand or imagine

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@tigrex3622 its not him (well, no he is wonderfully smart), its everyone else...your all being dumbed down by the internet, creativity is further and further from you all everyday. You don't realize just like you don't realize the sand going down. Its so gradual you don't think your getting dumber. But I assure you, all these sites are wasting away you and you all talking to alike personality people who just tell jokes on youtube 24-7 is not helping the situation. I know this sounds like something someone from Thailand would write, doing their best at english yet still sounding disconnected in the way they word things...so sorry, but I do speak english

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

One of the largest too

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

@@tigrex3622 he's on another plane of existence, the rift between to limited and the unlimited.

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

@@Gotmilk0112 I don't think it is I believe he mentioned he has a day job

[@bethg9991]

This is exactly how ASMR should be! Dark background, no bright studio lights which are awful on my eyes when im trying to sleep. Quiet and gentle sounds, not speaking a millimetre away from the mic so it sounds like my ear is being chewed off like everyone else does. Simple triggers that arent over complicated and distracting or chaotic. This is just pure bliss🙌🏼

[@andrealeiva1009]

Exactly!!!

[@sweedus420]

Truer word have never been spoken

[@crylune]

News flash, not everyone has your preferences.

[@bethg9991]

@@crylune god someone ate an extra portion of hostility for breakfast this morning🫢

[@jacobonia]

Totally agree. I love the creative, expressive, zany stuff and the conversational pieces, too, but this was sooo peaceful.

[@dr0wzee0101]

I actually had 1 hour 1 minute and 20 seconds to fall asleep. A generous man rift is for lending us that extra minute and 20 seconds.

[@CEUR.]

Always love all the videos that you make ♥ The only bad thing is that I always fall asleep within the first 5 minutes :(

[@EphemeralRift]

haha, your sleep is more important than the content! ;)

[@The_child-catcher]

you gave ER 20 bucks for this video and KZbin can't even bother to place your comment at the top. this platform doesn't care about it's creators or users.

[@KitsuneViBeZ]

@@The_child-catcher I know it’s irrelevant to asmr, but on topic of anti YT, you should check out the Quantum TV drama, YT makin big mistakes against good creators ( ex: The Act Man channel )

[@Ryio5]

@@The_child-catcher Pretty sure that's 20 Mexican Pesos, not US Dollars.

[@WaterDragonGames4]

@@Ryio5 still, money donations are money donations, dude should get something back for having the generosity to give to someone that makes such good content as this. Also, yeah, quantum TV shit is fucked

[@Dom.777_]

I always found ER’s ASMR to be gentle on the ears. Sometimes other ASMRists that I like to listen to will have videos where I’m like Ayo my ear drums are ruptured.

[@PANDAFACEEYES]

JoJo's asmr 😭😭

[@chinmustache6420]

Yeah, there’s so many great asmrtists out there, but ER is probably one of the most delicate on the ears

[@alexrainbow1882]

Fredsvoice lmao

[@Clockwithhands829]

Because his voice isn’t too smacky? Some people just smack their lips too much and it’s super annoying

[@weatherbitten]

I haaate when other ASMRtists do their tapping/scratching too fast, ER is perfect

[@Notmynamenotever]

I fall asleep to your performances every single night ER. Thank you for being my safe place where I can actually find rest.

[@leonardotavera3103]

you used the right word, these are not just asmr videos, they are performances from a real actor and creativity genius

[@ImTrippy25]

@@leonardotavera3103 you *also* used the right word 😌

[@CaleyJH]

I HAVE 60 MINUTESS TO WHAT...? IM COMMENTING BEFORE IVE EVEN READ THE TITLE

[@AlienPickleBaby]

@Hot Wings oh

[@CaleyJH]

@Hot Wings Ah... well thank you for your honesty-

[@flowersandwater666]

@Hot Wings expires on: (see title)

[@stephenpaoli2280]

I’ve been watching ER videos since I was a freshman in college when I first got into ASMR ~ 2016/2017. There is something very comforting about his videos popping up at this point, feels like he’s my KZbin dad. Thank you, ER

[@turnguts]

Same here, I was around a sophomore in highschool at the time I've always had insomnia and ER's vids been a godsent over the years

[@Caisadilla]

I know a lot of people say this and you might've gotten numb to reading stuff like this now but you and your channel has to be some of the most top-notch work in this field. You've been doing this for so long and the quality shows that. I hope you regularly commend yourself for your work because me and many others appreciate it so much

[@ChrisRitty]

Being a kid is when you watch ER’s videos, maturing is when you still watch ER’s videos

[@kektiii1376]

I dont think his videos should be watched by children younger than 15... *cough* Monday morning wood *cough*

[@dimentbarg9793]

I started watching them when I was 13 and now I'm 22. It has been a while

[@purpleblunt6679]

ive been watching his videos since i was 13 and im 21 now i feel this

[@wetracoonwith7billiondolla597]

@@purpleblunt6679 im still 13 so i guess i got a long way ahead of me aye

[@discord-chan8108]

@@wetracoonwith7billiondolla597 I'm like 15 now and I've been watching him since I was like Uhh.... 12?

[@DidoASMR]

1:01:30 - Best part of the video

[@luanderlurch]

Oh hii didn't expect u here ER is kinda my fav asmrtist

[@Periwinkle0666]

Definitely.

[@ayden839]

Honestly thought it was just that big till he looked it

[@OctoEdlt]

Oh, what's up dido, I enjoy your solitaire content, you do phenomenal work

[@saggyfapface]

“Nailed it”

[@eschcal9839]

Consistent sounds, generally subtle, really make great ASMR imo. School flims, the tapes had that consistent static sound. I think alot of people like a fan running just like me when they sleep, and/or videos/music. Its a nice consistent sound and it drowns out the creaks and whispering, and general annoying sounds without being a problem for sleep. I'd fall asleep to the sound of water slowly filling the bathtub, and have several hours of a tub being turned on, followed by the sound of the metal piping heating up and expanding as the water starts filling. I'm tired just thinking of it. I hunt for ASMR triggering media, from old infomercials, to music, and a ton of videos that explain and talk about all kinds of stuff. I did this before ASMR really hit YT, now everyone can identify with that feeling and enjoy it together without sounding like creeps and wierdos lol

[@flowersandwater666]

I still hunt for weird old media for its welcoming qualities, thank you for making me feel less alone tonight.

[@reisiramv]

you should upload that shit

[@Oeply]

"Drowns out the whispering" *Bro what fucking whispering you got demons in your house or something?*

[@clintplummer1572]

Please don't ever stop making asmr videos

[@pmnightsasmr]

This is the only timed test where I won’t fail under pressure. Instead, I’ll succeed!

[@DarkTopper21]

True Nord's never back down am I right 👌

[@DR_T1]

Ephemeral World

[@KAYLA-m6t6z]

I agree

[@fish.bonesss]

Indeed

[@shlomosuke]

The sound of the sand slowly filling up the lower part of the hourglass... pure bliss

[@flowersandwater666]

I just imagined I was laying in the bottom and the blue sand just gently but entirely covered me into oblivion. 10/10

[@johnloverman]

@@flowersandwater666 suffocation but relaxing

[@MSDesignASMR]

I think I can handle that...I'm usually passed out within a few minutes :)

[@PepeCucumber]

I hope you realize how much peace you help to bring to so many people.

[@zera2314]

Jokes on you, I have this video on loop! 😎

[@rwlong88]

Not that I thought he’d ever run out of original ideas, but BOOM - another absolute god tier production! Perfection

[@spectrum9631]

And if I don't make it? Then wha -

[@bobveinne2439]

Sure that's a generous offer Mr. Rift, usually I can only spare about 20.

[@2ndNightingale]

Oh Barry, did you do something to your face? you look ten eons younger than the last time we met, you gotta tell me your secrets! The easy way, or the hard way, you choose...

[@hampt3r]

OH GOD QUICK I GOTTA DO THIS QUICKLY FALL ASLEEP QUI *falls to the ground*

[@Bsolazy]

was literally looking for asmr to sleep to 2 hours ago and you didn’t post yet so I opted out and watched george carlin stand ups till I get a notification my man!Boutta help me sleep so I can go be another cog in my corporations machine thanks eph,

[@SCP--wc3wb]

Was having a really bad day until i saw this video. Thanks for the stress relief.

[@Tinoxxz]

THAT HEADSET HANDLING NOISE WAS RUBBER CHICKEN TIER please include that as a trigger in the next videos Love the video!

[@yen9338]

timestamp?

[@Tinoxxz]

@@yen9338 1:30

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

Rubber chicken tier, now that's a new phrase I'm going to use and NO ONE is going to understand it. 🤣

[@bobveinne2439]

Proof that he did it in 1 take and he didn't need to edit, well done :)

[@RetroMaticGamer]

Probably the reason he doesn't say much after he starts the timer - fewer lines to screw up. The biggest speaking part is after the timer runs out, and there IS a jump cut there at 1:00:03 . Wise strategy indeed.

[@bobveinne2439]

@@RetroMaticGamer Fair point, big props to him still

[@EphemeralRift]

Oh there's always editing, and this one was tricky. But secrets never give away their magicians!

[@bobveinne2439]

@@EphemeralRift Ha, yeah I guess I didn't word it right. I'd ask if you did do it in a single take but that would be revealing the magician behind the secret then :)

[@thernn14]

Damn I don't think I can last an hour if he's already writing within the first 10 minutes.

[@tsob5111]

those seconds in that hourglass look freshly minted, did you pull some strings and talk with death to get some just for us? how sweet of you

[@papaspoon1550]

I literally started a 1 hour timer so I'd wake up in an hour from my nap, go to youtube to look for asmr and this pops up. ER always in clutch

[@MEGAF4IL]

I thought the hourglass was gigantic until ER reached out to flip it

[@flowersandwater666]

for all that we know he might be a giant and have giant proper items all around

[@Awksi]

If you fail to fall asleep within the time limit, the demon lord beelzebub will drag your soul to hell. Trust me it happens to my cousin’s wife’s friend’s uncle.

[@jonesnbones]

@Ephemeral Rift: L&R are reversed if it's a quick fix (❤️ hearing impaired too). I'm scared of what might happen after 60 minutes. Guess it's nap time

[@NyxSpirit]

So what happens if I don’t? Gone get me and my little dog too? Hahah-zzzzzz

[@TheManOfRash]

Still churning out the unique ideas (that actually still give me ASMR) after all these years 😎

[@cozyfrogASMR]

I've been watching you for years and I started my etsy and it's bc of asmrist like you giving me comfort on hard nights and pushing through♡♡

[@EphemeralRift]

Good luck with the Etsy shop!

[@cozyfrogASMR]

@@EphemeralRift thank you!♡

[@LilPootisGaming]

@@cozyfrogASMR yeah good luck with that! May the best things happen!

[@chriswhitley13]

I want to thank you for turning that hour glass around. I can’t explain it but that angle it was on when you first turned it over was killing me🤷‍♂️😂

[@TheDamino]

POV: you’re in class with a monotone teacher

[@MrCombustix]

Uncle E acting like he's both Father Time and the Sandman at the same time

[@poopoopeepeethe1104]

Hes just the everything man

[@wykon6700]

You could make me watch a 1 hour video of you doing the most boring tasks and I'd watch it without asking any questions.

[@lonkbadonk3195]

I'm addicted to rift i struggle if he doesnt post for 3+ days

[@pieguy6992]

What if we, the viewer, are travelling across the multiverse to document every incarnation of Uncle Rift in each timeline/universe? Whoa. That gives me an idea for a video. Visiting an agency that catalogues all the different versions of every human being to allow anyone to visit any version of themselves…

[@kns7717]

Well I mean it's 3PM but apparently I have no choice in the matter so I guess it's bedtime now

[@moto3463]

Best asmr on KZbin I’m not joking. This channel has helped me more than my depression medication over the last couple years. Means a lot to me these videos thanks man. Wish you success and happiness forever

[@kizuki8962]

This video is a lie I actually have 61:59 to fall asleep

[@K4RN4GE911]

*cracks knuckles* About to speedrun this shit!

[@alexanderpaulson9816]

I don't know if you take requests, but I think it would be cool if you did a roleplay as Arthur Harrow from the Moon Knight show. After watching your ASMR videos over the years, both Marvel and Non-Marvel related, I think you can certainly pull it off. You both sort of look like him, and sound like him.

[@danieln6700]

He would suit that moon night harrow kinda theme. Talking about old gods etc

[@PC_YouTube_Channel]

But Uncle ER, it's only 3pm!! :(

[@lostinmydreams4561]

"You have 60 minutes to fall asleep" Me: "Is that a challenge?" *tricks self asleep*

[@tessalopez569]

the ear to ear whispers was my favorite, very tingly 🐼

[@adrianpletan1153]

im so early lol, everyone have a nice day ❤

[@mountaindrew972]

Little do we know Corvus is ready to kidnap us if we don’t fall asleep in time

[@Nico18_]

Amazing!! This is like play the first Prince of Persia but in ASMR 🔥

[@InnerRevolutionProject]

Dude, I had the exact same thought!!!

[@piglet_pepperoni__]

Keep up the great work, I've been a fan of yours for a few years now and I just want to leave a little comment of appreciation. Thank you for all of your hard work and videos, they might not seem like much but they help me relax a lot, I love you're content and hope that you enjoy making it. Thank you :)

[@WhitmanEntertainment]

If you had put your glasses back on at the end it would have been a perfect loop. Video and Sleeptime ruined :(

[@Logan-dz6sm]

This is the first time I’ve actually been knocked out by an ASMR video. I don’t typically watch ASMR but I’ve started watching it because I’ve been struggling to sleep. Thanks a lot.

[@soup-not-edible]

started watching at 22:05, sadly my wifi cuts at 23:00. should've been 55 minutes!

[@alx_z1]

I almost never comment on YT but I wanted to make an exception and let you know how much your channel means to me. Keep up the great work! Also the scissors/tweezers just melted my brain, cheers.

[@averagejoe8358]

Actually, we have 61 minutes and 59 seconds. I have been thoroughly disappointed.

[@elizadoolittle5251]

I'm going into this with a can do attitude 😁💤

[@iamthedoctortoday5788]

Day 3 without seeing the end of the video. Im not sure if im losing or winning. But uncle E is winning without a doubt.

[@bradya456]

The breathy whispers starting at 59:51 until the end are great. Please do more of that

[@Squashh_1]

Good thing i fell asleep in 59 minutes and 59 seconds or idk what would have happened 😮

[@cnicoj]

Incredible performance as always Mr. Rift

[@woohoo2491]

ER, when I get ready for sleep sometimes I freeze my jug of water so it gets cold very quickly, but I forget to take it out before its frozen so it ruins it On a future video can you please remind me that I need to take my water out of the freezer approximately 45 minutes into the video? Thank you in advance

[@Shawshook]

I made sure I lowered the resolution to make it extra grainy - full immersion!

[@Wiscokid07]

New video idea: Arkham Sanitarium Morning Radio. A.S.M.R. BOOM

[@orlandoriley1464]

You cant make me fall aslee..... zzzzz

[@BootboysnHarleys]

He just don't miss. Everyone I keep seeing does the SUPER fast triggers, that doesn't help my brain that's already going a million miles a second. Edit: wanted to add that he also got me into ASMR. I looked something up to help me sleep and his medicine man roleplay caught my eye. Still my favorite! This man's has gotten me through middle school AND high school. Keep it up, Rift. Cheers.

[@Dostrain]

5 times watched and 21 likes. Wow I'm early here

[@TimmyVietnam69]

Veo que llevas años subiendo videos y siempre eres bastante creativo Me gustaría saber que pasa ahí arriba en tu cabeza

[@GABRIELX_ASMR]

Loved triggers right here. OK, going into Sleep Mode now.......zzzzzzzzzz

[@void_keeper1234]

ephemeral rift you should use the medicine dropper more often it has great sounds

[@thomasc7610]

The most fascinating channel on KZbin. Your experiences, hobbies, and passions that have culminated here on your channel are so cool and unique I hardly have the words for it. I am about to turn 24, but I sincerely hope I end up as sublime and collected as you when I get older. Great video as always.

[@ralphisxamida8533]

A new video for my playlist. Perfect one because I love hour glasses. :)

[@darryllmaybe3881]

I don't get it... why was 35:20 the most replayed part *by far?*

[@Amaloon101]

Bold of you to assume I need an hour!! *passes out in thirty seconds*

[@yesnahchansey]

Casual ASMR vs ranked, competitive ASMR.

[@jonascasey5638]

One of the first here!

[@Bajamamut]

When Jigsaw turned into an ASMRtist:

[@zoebaggins90]

Is this his origin story? 😮

[@disorganisedbagel]

should i feel threatened

[@milo4279]

this is one challenge i hope i fail 🙏

[@aeksie]

Watching this at 0.5 speed

[@MorriAelthyn]

Whoa dude this actually worrrrrkszzz...zzz...zzz...

[@christi6186]

I read „60 seconds“ and became so damn stressed

[@George_W_Bush]

I have 60 minutes to fall asleep? But Justin Timberlake says I’ve got four minutes to save the world! So do I have 64 minutes? Or are the 4 minutes included in the 60 to sleep?

[@REDRAGE343]

?

[@zakmuzeam117]

After this i'm finally ready for another cozy carpet man video. Ahhh... the soothing sounds of fingers going through carpet as ER lays there. It was basic but enjoyable!

[@zebverstappen9739]

Pfeww i came in clutch, fell asleep in the 58th minute. Im still recovering from the race... What a rush

[@forskinshredr]

the quality here is bar none. absolutely the best ASMRtist out there. love you Paul, thank you for doing what you do 💙

[@Knoedeldoedel11]

Like for star wars Stormtrooper ASMR.

[@LaidBackLora]

Yes sir,those tweezer sounds already making me drowsy.Goodnight 💤😴

[@noahmason7228]

why does no one do bottle cap sounds anymore!? excellent video

[@Mortdies]

A video that I personally would love to see would be an elden ring type one or Minecraft or maybe another dark souls one but also great job! keep up the good work!

[@brandonnolen4728]

This is quality content right here

[@dec13666]

The audio edition is amazing! 🤯 Keep it up with the good job, ER 🤜🤛

[@Leelapoppins]

Going threw my subscriptions and realized I’ve been subscribed to you for like 5 years! Crazy! You definitely rode the wave.. ;)

[@Beepintheblip]

I guess im getting buried in Margaret's garden if I'm still awake after this video

[@Ljokerz]

Im so sorry i was rude on one of your last video, i wish i would have never posted my comment. your amazing im sorry