Biggest thing wrong with Jennifer's Body: It was marketed to an audience that was not its target demographic.
@db50944 жыл бұрын
@J Redfield who did they market it too
@ssa62274 жыл бұрын
@J Redfield Lol
@paulkim58394 жыл бұрын
@@db5094 males. it was a story about feminism and coming of age for teen girl but it was marketed as a "sexy" film to boys. but then boys realized that it was literally about killing boys, and they were upset that they didn't get the "sexy" megan fox film. its so stupid cos this movie was actually pretty good T-T
@ssa62274 жыл бұрын
@@paulkim5839 How feminism?
@CatMuto4 жыл бұрын
This dumb movie idea had a target demographic?
@amandacollins51764 жыл бұрын
oh my god honestly chip clinging to life in the pool while the girls get into a yo mama battle gives me life.
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
It's like they were so engaged in their own toxic relationship that they forgot about him 😂 Oh, Chip.
@GyeongmiBaeb3 жыл бұрын
@@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 ok i love your name 😂😂
@VNtheOnly3 жыл бұрын
You have only two comments ..haha
@SomeDudeOnline274923 жыл бұрын
Now he has four🙂
@dewtech56813 жыл бұрын
Wake me up inside
@QuestGiver4 жыл бұрын
i'm not one to usually quote videos however: "If my sandbox pal showed up covered in blood yakking tar, i would talk to an adult because that's not telling on someone. That's saving someone's life." I can think of so many ways to utilize this quote it's basically a literary device.
@fr0stdr4ke954 жыл бұрын
The problem here is that you can easily think of ways to use this quote.
@tylervanmeter96784 жыл бұрын
The title makes it seem like they’re just gonna roast this girl’s physical appearance for 18 minutes
@darwintaylor30054 жыл бұрын
hobbes?
@toast_bath59374 жыл бұрын
Where's Calvin?
@messherup4 жыл бұрын
Thats what i thought lol.
@xyriusd8324 жыл бұрын
🤣 theres nothing to roast. Shes so freaking beautiful!
@andymcclurg99164 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy!
@midoa24 жыл бұрын
I wanna contest the sin about "why would Jennifer specifically kill the guys that needy likes" bc its obviously subtext bro pay attention
@valovinghunter4 жыл бұрын
Fr. Me hearing that like oh... people don’t know
@тито-к9в4 жыл бұрын
right?? did this guy even watch the fucking movie?
@prcervi4 жыл бұрын
@@тито-к9в he did, but that also brings up the question of why jennifer thinks upsetting needy will get her a better shot when needy knows it's jennifer killing them? but that doesn't fit as nicely in a sin quip so surface level compliant(subtext is fine but surface level still needs to make some sense)
@thibautisserant4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, somehow there's a lot of "I'll murder my crush's lover to seduce them" in movies. And everytime they go surprised Pikachu face when it doesn't work.
@prcervi4 жыл бұрын
@@thibautisserant it's a trope, and can be done quite well by a clever writer, but it is not here a real shame this movie, a bit better overall writing and it'd be absolutely amazing since the core concept is one i'd been dying to see make it on the screen
@bineetroy45814 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: *Hates long intros with a fiery passion.* Also CinemaSins: *Creates a new longer intro for their videos.* *"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy."*
@Mystrohan4 жыл бұрын
"You were the chosen ones! It was said you would destroy long intros, not join them!"
@Vathmiel4 жыл бұрын
@@Mystrohan "Bring balance to cinema, not leave it in boredom!"
@frostsilver54673 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂FactZ💯
@Mystrohan3 жыл бұрын
@@Vathmiel “You were my no-intro oasis, CinemaSins. I loved you!”
@Vathmiel3 жыл бұрын
@@Mystrohan Cinemasins: Sins every intro in every movie "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
@StinkyCheese30004 жыл бұрын
The only sin you're wrong on is the "friendship" part, they pretty much go out of their way to tell you Needy is in love with her.
@mayfriend29594 жыл бұрын
and vice versa tbh
@lavish263team54 жыл бұрын
That's gay...
@lunatree91394 жыл бұрын
They where in love with eachother
@leondeveraux44854 жыл бұрын
No, they were roommates
@ellie59954 жыл бұрын
Leon Deveraux oh my god they were roommates
@WhySoCuriousGeorge4 жыл бұрын
"Why is Jennifer into guys that Needy really likes?" They're lesbians, Jeremy.
@WhySoCuriousGeorge4 жыл бұрын
"I go both ways" "Then why haven't you murdered any girls?"- Not what she really meant, Jeremy!
@blvckdoll4 жыл бұрын
I think they're both obviously gay too. At first I thought Jennifer was a narcissist and went after guys that Needy liked simply just to hurt her but at now I see she was most likely just jealous of Needy and wanted Needy to herself.
@TheAnomaly004 жыл бұрын
@@blvckdoll It's both.
@blvckdoll4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAnomaly00 you think so?
@TheAnomaly004 жыл бұрын
@@blvckdoll Well yeah. Jennifer wants to possess and control Needy. Thus she needs to keep her self-esteem low and hurt her so that Needy continues to rely solely on Jennifer for validation and attention. This also serves to boost her own ego and validate herself as superior.
@Isarai17054 жыл бұрын
Whoever called the protagonist 'Needy' unironically takes the biggest sin.
@tiffanybaby134 жыл бұрын
Irene Acosta The director Diablo Cody (stage name) said she created Needy as kind of a representation of herself and Jennifer as the cool sexy “Diablo Cody” who she aspired to be so the name is fitting!
@Thetruepianoman4 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanybaby13 Its not fucking snow white, these people are adults and that's the name they come up with? Might as well call her 'generic'
@Kingdom8504 жыл бұрын
@@Thetruepianoman Needy is technically her nickname. Her name is Anita.
@harlowfitzpatrick90313 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanybaby13 Diablo Cody didn't direct it. She was the screenwriter.
@GyeongmiBaeb3 жыл бұрын
@@Thetruepianoman seriously? What's your name that you can be so critical. There are thousands of people named Anita, not like she just made it up
@invaderhydre4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe CinemaSins bodyshamed a girl named Jennifer for 18 minutes
@lavish263team54 жыл бұрын
Just by the name cinemasins you can tell they don't give a f*** about what they say If they see it as a sin it's a sin
@noahfountain70374 жыл бұрын
lavish 263 team True that
@karabiner1594 жыл бұрын
@@lavish263team5 I think you missed the joke mate
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JennaLeigh4 жыл бұрын
@@lavish263team5 wooooooooshhhh
@maria-ie6zd4 жыл бұрын
the meme “historians will say they were best friends” applies a lot to you jeremy they’re gay
@maria-ie6zd3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface9702 megan fox thinks jennifer is a lesbian i think she’s bi and needy and her were in love
@magster93383 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface9702 what
@magster93383 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface9702 are you homophobic or smthin haha
@athernaut79393 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface9702 uhhh
@niyonnad.75763 жыл бұрын
@@ghostface9702 not all lesbian relationships aren’t like that…
@darquesse74504 жыл бұрын
I feel like your review would have been a lot different if you would have actually understood that Jennifer and Needy were in love with each other and the movie was about toxic friendships/competition in friendships and closeted lesbians.
@cheryllang983 жыл бұрын
It doesn't necessarily mean theyre closeted lesbians. I just got out of a friendship EXACTLY like jennifer and needy's and i was the Needy between us. We both are straight as hell but it was extremely toxic she didnt let me have any other female friend only male. And whenever i fall in love with a guy, she steps in to "eat him up" (steal him from me) 😂 when i confronted her for being a fake friend and being so damn insecure for doing what she did to me she answered exactly the way jennifer did with the "how can i be insecure im prettier than you"
@athernaut79393 жыл бұрын
@@cheryllang98 okay but jennifer and needy are in love with eachother so closet lesbians
@1940semochild3 жыл бұрын
@@athernaut7939 Both characters could also be bisexual though,especially Needy.
@mahoganyk3 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Day except that's what the writer and Megan fox wrote/acted it as. So they were
@bigtimecena36763 жыл бұрын
@@cheryllang98 sorry you had to have a friend like that you truly deserve better
@marlyroberts4 жыл бұрын
"why is Jennifer into guys that Needy really likes" who's gonna tell him
@imbored84784 жыл бұрын
wait, tell me.
@emmielshof34424 жыл бұрын
@@imbored8478 gay
@marlyroberts4 жыл бұрын
I'm Bored she’s in love with her/perceives the boys as competition
@imbored84784 жыл бұрын
Marly Roberts i fuck with that
@deerymeimhere4 жыл бұрын
Well shit I never noticed
@Tiegan1684 жыл бұрын
The only thing wrong with Jennifer’s body is how dirty their marketing team did them by making it seem like it was a movie for male fantasy. If you view it through the lens it’s supposed to be viewed through it’s a masterpiece. An elegant social commentary disguised as a campy shitty teen horror.
@eternyti4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, lesbian relationships are often seen as just male fantasy fodder. So I see their reasoning, shitty and objectifying as it is.
@CT_Phipps4 жыл бұрын
What's weird is it does work as that. I mean...they are hot as hell. They're just engaging characters too. I mean, you'd have to be a misogynist to not want them to both....oooh. That's why it failed.
@graysonkemock73244 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'd say the way they sexualize a character who is supposed to be a teenager is pretty wrong. People come up with all kinds of excuses for it, but frankly, this movie didn't have to be set in high school. Can you imagine if the actress was an actual underage teenager?
@Tiegan1684 жыл бұрын
Sam Brady The age is actually very important 😂😂 If you know the actual point of the movie.
@Tiegan1684 жыл бұрын
DVOYD We all see their reasoning buddy, I literally said it in my original comment?
@KawaiiPockyEater4 жыл бұрын
This movie is a fantastic time capsule for 2000s edgy/emo/scene culture. It's so nostalgic, I love it.
@jenm13 жыл бұрын
this movie is from 2009
@KawaiiPockyEater3 жыл бұрын
@@jenm1 Believe me, I know. But still. The references to Myspace, the music, the humor, it gives me such nostalgia from growing up in this time period.
@jenm13 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiPockyEater lol, fair enough. i dont have good nostalgia for it cuz that was one of the worst time periods in terms of art/music imo. but i was like 8
@braiangalindo12653 жыл бұрын
Alchile
@sharky_luv2 жыл бұрын
Saw this in theaters while stoned. Probably the only Megan Fox movie I actively enjoy.
@DerpDevilDD4 жыл бұрын
7:31 Fun fact: The deer might actually stick around and gobble up some scraps because most herbivores (including deer) are also opportunistic carnivores and WILL eat meat when it's easily available. You can find videos of deer eating live birds, if you want those nightmares.
@Snomrade4 жыл бұрын
The “that’s racist” and “this scene does not contain a lap dance” sins have become their own cliche
@IsSarcasmIronic4 жыл бұрын
Lmao right? Also the “ *insert name here* is not my girlfriend in this scene” Also “Narration”
@Zarlos014 жыл бұрын
And X seconds of logos. But the channel has logos now...
@IsSarcasmIronic4 жыл бұрын
Carlos Rafael Rodrigues Filho “you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.” “You were the chosen one!! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!”
@jirachi_spl4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@Zarlos014 жыл бұрын
@@jirachi_spl that's far long overused, along with the SWJ attitude vs sexist/racist jokes. I like the channel, but is becoming more cringey than funny with time.
@SqueakyPie4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy asks why the school din't cancel class after the loss of 8 students and one teacher just hours prior, to that I respond with HAHAHAHA!!! My high school didn't cancel class when they found an actual students DEAD BODY right on the front lawn!!!!
@SqueakyPie4 жыл бұрын
@Pixies Ostrich Duster Jeez that’s terrible.
@jenm13 жыл бұрын
also, covid
@-DarthLesbian420-3 жыл бұрын
Damn that's crazy. Worst our school did was ignore fire alarms. One math test the teacher just walked outside and after 30secs came back in and said, "looks like it's at the other end of the school, it will be a while before it reaches us. You have time to finish the test"
@croetrop26003 жыл бұрын
@@-DarthLesbian420- *I'm sorry what-*
@-DarthLesbian420-3 жыл бұрын
@@croetrop2600 Hahah, to be fair she was right. I don't even think there was a fire, just smoke I can't recall what caused it. But it was at the other end of the school and we had a pretty decent sized campus. Plus we were an outdoor school not an indoor school so it's not like smoke was spreading through the halls or anything. She kept an eye on it to make sure it wasn't anything serious lol, but I wont ever forget the looks on the other kids faces when she said that XD But ya occasionally they ignored drills too because that school was running them way too often and I think teachers were starting to get annoyed.
@IvyWolk4 жыл бұрын
9:30 she’s traumatized. the real jennifer is still in there. the whole thing is an allegory for r@pe, and we think it is until we actually see what happened later. i took this part as jennifer dissociating
@тито-к9в4 жыл бұрын
he completely lacks the nuance to understand this unfortunately lol
@nimeshsingh49434 жыл бұрын
This makes sense. That blank stare with a look of incredulity is good acting. This film is so underrated.
@FadingPixel4 жыл бұрын
Why did you wrote rape like that? You though kids won't understand it? "Ratpe? What's that!?" Did you think the internet police going to catch you? "Boss, we have a code 23! Put her on FBI's most dangerous commenter list asap"
@bubba2008744264 жыл бұрын
You don't get points for allegory unless you have a point, and this movie decided it was actually a horror movie before making one. I remember being into it before that. She went crazy because she was raped could have been a point, but then the movie explicitly states it was demon possession and made the entire thing bullshit.
@тито-к9в4 жыл бұрын
@@bubba200874426 clearly it was a mix of trauma from her assault AND a literal demon lol. there were times where she wasn't going around murdering people, so its not like the demon was always at the forefront.
@SlayerNinaFriki4 жыл бұрын
One sin because this movie is criminally underrated and another sin because how unfairly society treated Megan Fox
@cailynchaos33264 жыл бұрын
Megan Fox is real and she’s an actress?
@eriklehnsherr57844 жыл бұрын
Treated unfairly how?
@scaper84 жыл бұрын
@@eriklehnsherr5784 Wait, what? I legitimately do not know what has been done to Megan Fox, can you elaborate?
@abbyrose66604 жыл бұрын
Erik Lehnsherr cause the industry is misogynistic towards women like megan. ten years ago she spoke out about stuff that women are getting praised for now yet megans career was basically ruined because of it
@chefclehachet61714 жыл бұрын
@@abbyrose6660 bruh shut up
@A-Oh-Trey4 жыл бұрын
Watched Jennifer's Body on a whim years after it came out. Not normally big into horror movies, but I remember finding it much more enjoyable than I thought I would-- oh crap, how did I forget JK Simmons was in this!?
@PaulieAFantoneJays194 жыл бұрын
Why was the better question...I can understand Chris Pratt, he was still starting to breakout & be what he is today...But J.K. Simmons on the other hand? (He was already a seasoned veteran!! & already make a name for himself lol...I hope he got paid a lot of money for this film, bc I can't see why else he would look @ this script & be like, "Oh, sure I'll take this part!" lol
@deviltaco14 жыл бұрын
This movie gets a terrible rap. Not as bad as everyone thinks, Far from perfect but I was entertained.
@sleepless99944 жыл бұрын
Rap? Or rep
@deviltaco14 жыл бұрын
Either works.
@sleepless99944 жыл бұрын
Kirby 79 good day to you sir.
@pathetic23994 жыл бұрын
I feel the same. I really liked this movie, but it was all over the place and I understand why it didn’t do well
@brianjlevine4 жыл бұрын
That's because you're a perv.
@bees76044 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! Deer love eating corpses, and their favorite treat is fingers. In the fall at corpse farms (a real thing where they study decay), deer eating people's old dead frozen rotten fingers is like, a serious issue.
@kyoka15283 жыл бұрын
Should I ask how you know this??? 😂
@melodramaticdragon58263 жыл бұрын
@@kyoka1528 They could be into forensics. I, for one, know about body farms because of an episode of Bones.
@kyoka15283 жыл бұрын
@@melodramaticdragon5826 True.
@TeriParker2753 жыл бұрын
@@kyoka1528 They may be some sicko
@scottmatheson33463 жыл бұрын
@@kyoka1528 obviously because the op is not some kind of raptor (despite the name) but a deer.
@charliebi58854 жыл бұрын
"Don't you know this is how birds build nests? or Snakes?" So birds are building snakes now?
@pokegard4 жыл бұрын
Of course!, it is for the revolution
@toxicity424 жыл бұрын
Trojan Snake!
@alexi48294 жыл бұрын
glad I'm not the only one who thought this
@anprabh14 жыл бұрын
Or are the snakes building nests?
@charliebi58854 жыл бұрын
Aniket Prabhu or are snakes building mailboxes
@hereontatooine46234 жыл бұрын
This movie low key a guilty pleasure of mines. This came out when I had a huge crush on Megan Fox and the movie is not half bad. And that song "Through The Trees" is still on my playlist today lol
@davidf69274 жыл бұрын
Yep, entertaining little movie. Think the marketing screwed the movie over, was super missleading and set up wrong expectations
@bossza44454 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZ3UloZspb16hrM 😭
@Novasigmia4 жыл бұрын
7:18 if that was Seth Rohan instead, he’d be a happy man in his final moments
@SavageBunnyGetMoney4 жыл бұрын
Its a shame like her time period I wanna say 2008 to 2014 she was getting so much roles killing it before she got blackballed by Steven Spelberg the Hollywood seemed like they wanted nothing to do with her it seems like she stopped working I was like what happened ? I don't see her anymore
@ashishsabat91784 жыл бұрын
We've all crushed on Megan Fox at some point xD
@prof.evilpictures86964 жыл бұрын
“Everything wrong with Jennifer’s body” well her feet are too big, she has a weird head.... oh you meant the movie never mind
@maxtheleopard4 жыл бұрын
Damn dude you killed her 🤣
@glendarjj39914 жыл бұрын
Yeah she walks really weird too... Oh wait mov'i'e. Ah I get it now
@stevenmorales78144 жыл бұрын
I was so confused from the title lmao
@thatnerdoverthere22484 жыл бұрын
Reading this in jeremy's voice makes this comment 10x better
@armedwombat68164 жыл бұрын
Hey, CinemaSins: Bodyshaming is not okay!
@S7-Envy3 жыл бұрын
I think that the licking of blood from their time in the sandbox might have something to do with "needy" and Jennifer's ability to feel each others feelings.
@gaeb6114 жыл бұрын
One sin off for that Panic! At The Disco song
@corsiii4 жыл бұрын
Took the words right outta my mouth my dude
@taetaerinn_3 жыл бұрын
yep, I agree
@sanvi82443 жыл бұрын
fuck brendon urie but that song is a bop
@MaCabaret3 жыл бұрын
No, ALL the sins for that song
@imtooqueerforthis3 жыл бұрын
Sins, not tragedies?
@arabidtheaterkid42044 жыл бұрын
Imagine you click on this video and it’s like “her eyes are the wrong shape for like any makeup”
@megamalby14143 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Cinema sins channel but its just making fun of the makeup and hair choices? "Joker should've had PURPLE HAIR, 10 SINS!"
@telocho3 жыл бұрын
The "pencil sharpener" in the kitchen actually is an old style can opener. Makes more sense in a kitchen, sin off.
@leto97122 жыл бұрын
I was hoping somebody else knew this!
@NikkiTaLance4 жыл бұрын
"Blond" with no E is used for male hair. "Blonde" with the E is used for female hair. Leaving off the E by itself isn't a sin. Leaving it off when talking about a woman is definitely a sin.
@kaylanewman23644 жыл бұрын
@@teacup3370 Its still blonde in america
@NikkiTaLance4 жыл бұрын
@@teacup3370 Originally a French word.
@Casocki4 жыл бұрын
As I've heard it in the US blond is an adjective and blonde refers to a blond person
@NikkiTaLance4 жыл бұрын
@@Casocki If English didn't have a different rule-set for nearly every word... Lol.
@madisoncrum92124 жыл бұрын
@@teacup3370 Found the non-american.
@bisexualichigo42274 жыл бұрын
Me: “Cinemasins should’ve posted by now” **refreshes youtube to find a new video** Me: “Perfection”
@Hokuto_Tongi4 жыл бұрын
Sixth sense
@joshuawilcox69894 жыл бұрын
Wait the vidio was posted 47 minutes ago and this comment was made 1 hour ago
@eznf984 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawilcox6989 never question KZbin
@juuleusog4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawilcox6989 Its called, seeing the video early
@ironboy62104 жыл бұрын
I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4SWaIeHnLWnoqc
@jodielee62534 жыл бұрын
I would like to say there's absolutely nothing wrong with this movie I might be biased
@vaulthunterfromterra40534 жыл бұрын
Wrong monster name
@natalieraanan4 жыл бұрын
its the truth :|
@aurasushii36763 жыл бұрын
Yeah you're very biased. This movie sucks.
@evantherat.94553 жыл бұрын
AuroraSushi Your opinion
@aurasushii36763 жыл бұрын
@@evantherat.9455 well sorry if the truth hurts
@taylordacquelclayton4 жыл бұрын
A friend convinced me to watch this for the first time this week. I was repelled but at the same time weirdly fascinated.
@Hokuto_Tongi4 жыл бұрын
11 years late, but welcome to the party! Everyone I knew went to check this out the day it dropped because it was hyped up. Nobody liked this shit 😂
@thomasraines13964 жыл бұрын
It’s like car crash you know it’s terrible and should look away but you can’t for some unexplainable reason.
@ashishsabat91784 жыл бұрын
It's not academy award winning stuff. But still entertaining enough ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
@bisqwikbatter64864 жыл бұрын
Cool
@ironboy62104 жыл бұрын
I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4SWaIeHnLWnoqc
@nunya___4 жыл бұрын
Pencil sharpeners were usually put over the trash bin because they were messy. Homework was done at the kitchen table because before internet you had to ask parents for help. So _PERFECT_ place for a pencil sharpener.
@seymourskinner25334 жыл бұрын
Nunya _ it’s a can opener
@nunya___4 жыл бұрын
@@seymourskinner2533 Nope. I don't think so, Can openers had a lever to "clamp" the can. Pencil Sharpeners had a simple _short_ crank with 3 grinding cylinders protruding (two can be seen) . The crank in this is shorter that a can opener of that style and there's no way to get the can between the cutting wheel and roller with out a lever. Also this is the CLASSIC shape of a pencil sharpener. Google it.
@seymourskinner25334 жыл бұрын
Nunya _ lolz. Sure. Don’t need to google what I can see in front of me.
@ultimatedragon42814 жыл бұрын
Wait, "Homework was done at the kitchen table because before internet you had to ask parents for help"? What? She is a Highschooler, why would she be needing help from her parents for her homework that often? Not to mention the high chance of the parents not knowing any better about whatever she is needing help with. I would understand if she were younger, but she is a highschooler.
@FranSanTeeth904 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatedragon4281 Shutup the lot of yah. A lot of people live in houses *unchanged* from when they belonged to Grandma or Grandpa. The pencil sharpener has been there since 1950. And as a personal anecdote. In a great deal of apartments on Chicago's North side there are antique muzzuzahs (google it) buried under decades of paint, still nailed to the door jams. People move (or die) and forget to take it with them. The new renters owners leave it where it is out of laziness. Or its actual presence is obscured.
@SirNerdLeroy3 жыл бұрын
Since a lot of the "inside jargon" was made for the movie, that prevents it from being dated since they only say things in this universe in a way that makes sense to them. They did this in Heathers.
@thezonedingamerlo92074 жыл бұрын
When She started screaming No..I was like wait for it...waiiittt for itttt. “No.” said Jeremy. And I laughed my ass off
@jdng864 жыл бұрын
This movie deserves another ten sins for implying Needy is straight.
@CT_Phipps4 жыл бұрын
She can be AC/DC.
@donaldtusk26784 жыл бұрын
C.T. Phipps you mean back in black
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mallorybrown21583 жыл бұрын
but it didn’t. half the plot is about how into jen she is
@anthonygill47954 жыл бұрын
This was actually a pretty decent movie.. they could have been alot more creative but still a good, intresting movie.
@californiapapii3224 жыл бұрын
This is actually the earliest I’ve ever been
@ramminoodle4 жыл бұрын
same
@b3b3t04 жыл бұрын
Same
@actuallydudethatwouldbesal76444 жыл бұрын
James Harding gotem
@mostlyanidiot7974 жыл бұрын
Same
@brocktonjaycc4 жыл бұрын
Mostly an idiot lol
@ArmlessAndOveractive4 жыл бұрын
I see nothing wrong with Jennifer's body.
@oscarwayne99104 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this
@alysssabear4 жыл бұрын
Typical.
@Aro4904 жыл бұрын
How about plastic surgery
@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou92094 жыл бұрын
Jem Hamilton what...?
@Aro4904 жыл бұрын
@@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou9209 she routinely gets plastic surgery
@brunna79954 жыл бұрын
I fully expected this to be a blank video for 18 minutes straight. There is nothing wrong with this movie. It's a masterpiece.
@sethhill96903 жыл бұрын
It’s not though? The movie is filled with things that don’t make sense and coming from someone with hardly any common sense. The directors could have made a better movie with Indian quality. No common sense involved, cheesy script, and over all just a bad movie. Sorry but you’re a bit biased
@sethhill96903 жыл бұрын
@Ankitha Mahesh comeback of the year everybody
@sethhill96903 жыл бұрын
@Ankitha Mahesh so that you could make a point? What point are you going to make from that bullshit? You aren’t smart here just saying random shit
@bigtimecena36763 жыл бұрын
@@sethhill9690 omg we get it, you have bad taste.
@shimshamjunior3 жыл бұрын
@@sethhill9690 yeh like why didn't she kill the guys who actually did something to her ? and why was she just killing random guys ?
@amarion38714 жыл бұрын
You guys are really hurting Jennifer's self esteem. There's nothing wrong with her body at all.
@pretcil84 жыл бұрын
Omfg just stfu and let us just roast her
@mlikespizza4 жыл бұрын
@@pretcil8 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@chriswinkler2844 жыл бұрын
No, but there's definitely something wrong with you if you think a fictional movie character gives a shit about the KZbin comments section :P
@CaptainCJ974 жыл бұрын
@@pretcil8 lmao
@livelybubbs62424 жыл бұрын
I think something flew over your head, Chris
@itslethal40504 жыл бұрын
I usually look at a Cinema video instantly, but Steve is out for Smash.
@Still_Drake4 жыл бұрын
Trueeeee
@bikalpsatyal66994 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe that happened
@itslethal40504 жыл бұрын
@@bikalpsatyal6699 Me either brother. Are you excited? Because I know I'm.
@colinejayne4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Doom Guy would’ve been better
@Termin8or_1154 жыл бұрын
Dante would've been much better
@DerAlteMalte4 жыл бұрын
"Everything wrong with Jennifer's body" sounds like the title of a blog article after a breakup.
@Torvar4 жыл бұрын
"She pegged the bartender........" Go on.
@AZDfox4 жыл бұрын
Her Gaydar was on point
@user-bd7lw6pz8d4 жыл бұрын
"Nonescene. Everyone knows parents don't have sex. At least with each other." Brilliant
@crazyjoeshorts52564 жыл бұрын
Maybe his did, and its his personal kink. As a succubus, she might have access to that knowledge.
@rookthabastad50554 жыл бұрын
hades 2 i mean mine don’t.
@brifromdowntown4 жыл бұрын
Here comes the people with their parents sex trauma
@Bugthesda764 жыл бұрын
"You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it"
@nataliecoronado42064 жыл бұрын
6:55 actually, this is pretty accurate on the movie's part. Public schools prioritize their attendance funding over the student's mental health all the time
@the-amazing-karnak4 жыл бұрын
Being a teenage girl isn’t just hell, it’s BLOODY hell This is shown by the fact that last night I got my period at 3:00 am and the only reason I didn’t wake up a bloody mess is because I stayed up all night
@megamalby14143 жыл бұрын
Im super glad to had the honor of reading that.
@mrdumbfellow9273 жыл бұрын
@@megamalby1414 I'll be honest I've got mixed feelings, also behold! The internet!
@WindyDays20093 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it exactly because you were still awake that you got it, though? Mine only comes when I'm awake, no matter the time of day.
@the-amazing-karnak3 жыл бұрын
@@WindyDays2009 idk, maybe
@SinHurr3 жыл бұрын
Insomnia finally pulling some weight.
@xatiter4 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins: Like that scene on Hocus Me: *I GOT A SPELL ON YOU!!!!*
@Jess-Rabbit4 жыл бұрын
Ahem...I PUT a spell on you
@xatiter4 жыл бұрын
@@Jess-Rabbit Seems we've got a true fan in our midsts lol
@Jess-Rabbit4 жыл бұрын
@@xatiter you know it! Ive probably seen that movie over 50 times, no joke
@xatiter4 жыл бұрын
It was actually my childhood favorite. Had those witches on repeat all the time !
@karl_alan4 жыл бұрын
Wow...ain't seen that in ages. I don't think I even knew who Chris Pratt was at the time, so I shouldn't be shocked i don't remember him being in it.
@type114 жыл бұрын
There was one bar in a rural Minnesota town of 7,000+ people? As someone from that size town in the upper Midwest I can say there should be at least 10 bars in that town. Plus 2-3 liquor stores. And one of those would have a drivethru for off-sale.
@titanz12144 жыл бұрын
I only remember this movie from panic! at the disco “New Perspective”
@bellablondon61724 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@use-lio4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIeUc6loqdxmoNE
@SuperCoolkill4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Megan Fox was nominated for Razzie for Jennifer's Body is the biggest sin
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
That's just bullshit she would've won a golden globe weather than a razzie.
@Jaydavid25.4 жыл бұрын
No it ain't.. I didn't see any stellar actin from her here.. LOL..
@freeraynman2274 жыл бұрын
wow I had no idea, i thought she played the part perfectly this was a great flick it wasn't meant to be a deep thought horror or thriller, I must have misread something along the way -_-
@Gamergirl-.-3 жыл бұрын
@@Jaydavid25. then you probably didn’t understand the character.
@Jaydavid25.3 жыл бұрын
@@Gamergirl-.- I understand the character it still wasn't great.. I didn't say it was bad, but definitely not stellar.. Megan Fox is not a powerhouse actress..
@alexthebee33774 жыл бұрын
“nonsense everyone knows parents doent have sex at least w each other” DAMN JEREMY 😂😂😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
Now someone should do an "Everything RIGHT with Jennifer's Body"
@chillwill59894 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be that guy that says I see you everywhere today 😄
@raikazuchi25164 жыл бұрын
Would be a short video.
@nyxldx4 жыл бұрын
there's actually a channel that does videos such as "everything great about _title movie_"
@gregholmes60834 жыл бұрын
That's easy. Megan Fox.
@Theshepherd2094 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: “spelling blond without the e” Frank ocean is typing...
@bossza44454 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZ3UloZspb16hrM 😭
@cyberjack4 жыл бұрын
yeah American spelling
@Novasigmia4 жыл бұрын
Teds lawyer and sams girl from tf in one movie
@pasqualenoce13524 жыл бұрын
E for girls (and Markiplier), no E for boys
@rat74644 жыл бұрын
As a dumb blond I can confirm this is how we spell it
@220nowlater3 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. A lot of the sins on here are just you not getting it or being obtuse to have something to sin. There are definitely some that are justified though.
@Mitrashi Жыл бұрын
thats what this channel is about. it's not a review
@nyxie28776 күн бұрын
@@Mitrashi…being stupid? Intentionally? In a way that no one will understand you’re being intentionally stupid?
@burnabee4 жыл бұрын
2nd favorite movie. The world was not ready.
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@Permatrip4 жыл бұрын
For a shit movie
@burnabee4 жыл бұрын
@@Permatrip Boooooooo
@Permatrip4 жыл бұрын
Zyy Loe yup and I’ll say it again
@burnabee4 жыл бұрын
@@Permatrip 😂😂😂 BooooooOooooOOOooooooo!
@xharliei42024 жыл бұрын
cinema sins really decided they had time to fight every lesbian alive today huh
@prettyfunny76164 жыл бұрын
He missed the whole point
@nothingyet1204 жыл бұрын
Fight? you've got issues girl...
@xharliei42024 жыл бұрын
@@nothingyet120 not to worry friend, it’s a joke!
@kittencorp.3295 Жыл бұрын
Based?
@CLuvTravels4 жыл бұрын
"Haven't seen the movie but watched Cinemasins to decide whether or not to watch the real thing" cliche
@salvadorcastillo45373 жыл бұрын
I only watch cinemasins when i've seen the movie
@megamalby14143 жыл бұрын
@@salvadorcastillo4537 That makes one of us. I use Cinema sins to observe movies I really don't want to waste time. Though I see the appeal in watching them first.
@chloe-qs7ue3 жыл бұрын
you can do what you want but in my opinion, it’s a generally bad idea to use this as any sort of movie critique or review.
@HannahG934 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching too much Dead Meat, I got the sins and kill count confused half way through.
@TheFlock834 жыл бұрын
Maybe someone slipped you some mmmm drugs and that caused the confusion
@HannahG934 жыл бұрын
TheFlock83 Honestly it’s either that or my lack of sleep the last few weeks.
@Zacman11234 жыл бұрын
So when do you think "Everything Wrong with Mean Girls" is coming out?
@dabdabthethird24104 жыл бұрын
I think the whole “why is demon Jennifer not full demon” tips bc maybe the demon and Jen fused? So the demon has her interests in men needy likes and shows it in how she’s stalking out prey and acting like herself.
@asadsapphic1763 жыл бұрын
Except she's choosing men Needy likes because she is in LOVE with her
@cuyfly22134 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was a movie I really thought he was making an angry video about his ex girlfriend for a second
@despitemyself2264 жыл бұрын
Oh, so bad...but SO good. Jennifer's Body is still a personal favorite of mine!
@seitanicgirl4 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite horror film. Definitely a guilty pleasure!
@CreepyBlackDude4 жыл бұрын
2:04 - That "Not Another Teen Movie" reference is well placed. Sinning for making me remember that Chris Evans was in something before Marvel movies.
@Wendys-pw5ls4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 9 million subs dude
@paulbennett22844 жыл бұрын
I think the camera “dutch-angled” in line with Megan’s head in most of her scenes. Also you need to add a sin for her pronunciation of Craig’s name as Cregg.
@devonuzi4 жыл бұрын
How do you pronounce it if not cregg?
@klcpesan4 жыл бұрын
devonuzi in Scotland, we say Cray-G
@paulbennett22844 жыл бұрын
devonuzi Crayg
@ashantitheara4 жыл бұрын
You can’t sin this movie because it’s literally making fun of itself already. I love it.
@erikliljenwall81854 жыл бұрын
The creepy, evil dude says to a girl, “let’s go somewhere safe, like my van.” And CinemaSins doesn’t say shit. *Ding*
@personalglow4 жыл бұрын
That kiss between Megan and Amanda is what triggered my bisexual awakening
@JayVal904 жыл бұрын
I had a similar experience. Except it was porn and it messed me up for years
@EvilNecroid4 жыл бұрын
@@JayVal90 how can porn mess u up?
@comradepolarbear69204 жыл бұрын
@@EvilNecroid he probably denied it for years and may have become suicidal or depressed.
@crystalwang15324 жыл бұрын
It’s triggered everyone’s bisexual awakening.
@JayVal904 жыл бұрын
@EvilNecroid Porn makes you depressed. And stupid.
@enrico89954 жыл бұрын
What i learned in this comment section 1 - some straight people (especially men) get real mad when something's not for them and try really hard to criticize it, not with criticism that makes sense, but just being mad and calling it thrash (someone tag @pathetic) 2 - most straight people dont understand lgbt humor nor culture, wich is ok but some of them just attack for not understanding it
@jaysonpressley86424 жыл бұрын
I just realized that was "Young Neil" from Scott Pilgrim
@jankom.77834 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "Neil"?
@jaysonpressley86424 жыл бұрын
@@jankom.7783 I meant what I wrote. Either way it gets my question across.
@jankom.77834 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonpressley8642 It is a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. In the end Scott tells him, that he will be called Neil instead of Young Neil. It was a joke.
@jaylynturner90274 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie at a very young age and that dude getting mutilated by her towards the end of the movie stayed in my mind for quite some time.
@thurstonbell16924 жыл бұрын
"...and her clothes are magically resistant to plot holes..."😂
@esoroo18144 жыл бұрын
The fact that CinemaSins, Dylan, and Trin have all done vids on this movie recently is amazing
@tylerkochman10074 жыл бұрын
Never got why they didn't include the song the movie was named for (Hole's song Jennifer's Body) in the movie. Oh well, at least the credits roll with a different Hole song from the album Live Through Thus (they use the song Violet).
@bullzdawguk2 жыл бұрын
8:02. That is not a pencil sharpener. It's an old-fashioned, wall-mounted, manual can opener. Since it's in the kitchen, it's the perfect spot to place it. Remove a sin. 🤣
@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou92094 жыл бұрын
Tbh Jennifer’s body is really underrated and I’m glad that it’s now a cult classic.
@nicolaszan18454 жыл бұрын
@Stop Misandry and Gynocentrism wait, it's a cult classic? Since when?
@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou92094 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Zan sorry but that’s not happening gotta Learn how to deal with it😀👍
@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou92094 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Zan last 5 years
@elizanix4 жыл бұрын
This movie was great when it came out, and now Ive got to rewatch it. Megan Fox doesn't deserve any of the hate she gets
@marxjester98024 жыл бұрын
She mainly got hate after she romped around on screen with Optimus Prime and Shia LaBeouf.
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie countless times, I really expected you'd count the discontinuity shots, like when Jenn's shoulder bag kept appearing and disappearing when she was standing by Needy's locker. But you didn't noticed hahaha 😂
@87breadsticks224 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, “Jennifer’s Body” sounds like a film from a certain website
@kareemmasri39344 жыл бұрын
Honestly it just sounds like a children’s anatomy book, seriously, nothing dirty pops in my head when I say it out loud.
@LyraAurora4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, tbey TRIED to market this movie through actual porn sites too. Thank fuck they scrapped the idea, but the marketing still sucked even without it.
@maryseraphenon3 жыл бұрын
that's the exact reason why i didn't watch it at first, later realising that it was a great film :|
@rickorshae84904 жыл бұрын
I actually LOVED Jennifer’s Body
@JD-go2qj4 жыл бұрын
I think most men did. It's kinda hot to think of her killing you through sex. Not a bad way to go imo.
@melodiclogic99044 жыл бұрын
Donny you know I’d just rather... not get my guts ripped out during sex? But whatever floats your boat
@rand0mi7324 жыл бұрын
@@JD-go2qj well i would prefer to die beyond event horizon through a black hole trying to break the limits of space and time and possibly this boring dimention than by a women's hand while having sex but that's just me so............
@Will_WAR3 жыл бұрын
A sin off for how hard I laughed at Jennifer saying "my tit" 😂😂😂
@davisphillips9934 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that “Shark Tale” video. Like I said before, it deserves the Cinemasins treatment
@clubkid134 жыл бұрын
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Megan Fox’s body 👍
@ElusivEnigma4 жыл бұрын
She has big toes for thumbs
@cicic53404 жыл бұрын
I mean....
@Superdantemann4 жыл бұрын
@@ElusivEnigma How far down the list do you have to be where toes kills the mood? Edit: Thumbs I mean
@ElusivEnigma4 жыл бұрын
@@Superdantemann if you saw a toe where a thumb is supposed to be I'm pretty sure you'd have some thoughts on the matter before bypassing it lmao.
@Superdantemann4 жыл бұрын
@@ElusivEnigma I get what you're saying, but it's still such a small problem that after that halv second of "wait what?", it's not gonna surprise me again. And I wish people would focus on my thumb when speaking bad about my looks, that sounds like an easy fix with a glove 😅
@Sheep-Disrespector-of-West4 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks that he should do the Japanese movie hero. He might hate doing subtitles but I would love to see his reactions to the broken laws of physics in so many ways like pointing your sword forward makes you levitate that way.
@ourveneratedoverlorde15514 жыл бұрын
But if it would just be judging a movie without taking into account the stylistic and artistic differences, would it be a good video? Personally, I think it would be like watching Lord of the Rings, and sinning it because elves and wizards aren't real.
@gbedford4 жыл бұрын
I was living in Minnesota when this came out. I remember going to see Gamer at 10pm showing at the Eden Prairie mall. After it was over, my wife and I walked out and saw they had this as a midnight premier. Absolutely loved it! Also, fun to get out of the movie near 2am, and wander through the little back corridors to get out of the mall. So, this film will always have a special place in my heart. Why am I hungry for cheesecake factory now?
@madisongracedeluise4 жыл бұрын
The fact that I literally JUST saw Jennifer’s body after over 10 years of it being out a week ago and now you are JUST NOW doing a video on it really shows how perfectly you time things
@peterfrancis23304 жыл бұрын
Nothing Wrong. Jennifer's Body is 100% Perfect
@kaijsadragonborn1194 жыл бұрын
"Hell is a teenaged girl" makes it one of my favs.
@bethanyanneiversen82544 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video was the audio clip of Alexis saying "Ew, no, David" from Schitt's Creek at the end
@geardog244 жыл бұрын
"If you're bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb the demon's abilities." Pretty sure that's vampires not succubi.
@lisathompson2234 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's Spider-Man
@megamalby14143 жыл бұрын
Huh, I never thought of that. Classic plot convenience.
@lemmesmash76503 жыл бұрын
It was made up, kinda why she said “something occult scholars don’t know”
@kevinnguzman70994 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen this yet but I’m guessing a “Megan Fox is not my Girlfriend in this scene”
@IsSarcasmIronic4 жыл бұрын
*gasp* there wasn’t!! Sin for not including a “Megan Fox is not my girlfriend in this scene”?
@celinalolz49534 жыл бұрын
this movie is already such a classic. Really glad to see that people finally seem to catch up with it.
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how happy I am that you used the word "bemused" correctly. It's insane how often people use it as a substitute for "amused"...
@aaronmurray93364 жыл бұрын
"Everything Wrong With Cuties" -Is a 20 second video -14 seconds for the intro -1 second where he says "This exists" -5 seconds for outro -Movie Sin Tally: ∞ -Sentence: Get your nuts stuck in a vice
@dorianjareth91984 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the movie?
@aaronmurray93364 жыл бұрын
@@dorianjareth9198 course not
@dorianjareth91984 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmurray9336 so whered you get your opinions? Why not come up with your own rather than just following what others have said
@ambercrest89664 жыл бұрын
@@dorianjareth9198 why go past the summary?
@dorianjareth91984 жыл бұрын
@@ambercrest8966 When it was shown in France there was no controversy. I reckon more people should reserve judgement and form their own opinions when it comes to these sorts of things
@a40dollardlc644 жыл бұрын
Me listening instead of watching-“Dont you know thats how birds build nests..... or snakes” I never knew Birds built snakes..... my god it all makes sense now
@maeg.91233 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment... cause snakes are always in bird nests? Right?