Everything Wrong With Numbers 29 in the Bible

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

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[@ragevsraid7703]

idk why my notifications are not working and i was not able to join live either :(

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Friendly Atheist What does that mean?

[@ready1fire1aim1]

Can you use the Samaritan Pentateuch and Samaritan Chronicle instead of the corrupted and contradictory Masoretic Text version?

[@chrissonofpear1384]

@@ready1fire1aim1 Hmm, by what standard is corruption averted, in existing texts? What is the baseline?

[@ready1fire1aim1]

@@chrissonofpear1384 The baseline is You know the difference between good and evil. Yahweh is the counterfeit version of god. The devil masquerading as an angel of light. I'd say read the Masoretic Text version side-by-side the Samaritan Pentateuch but that would take forever (whole 5 books of Moses is a lot). Stick to the two versions of Book of Joshua. It's unmistakable. Cheers 🥂

[@brunozeigerts6379]

Yahweh: I want thirteen bulls, seven rams...' Moses: You want fries with that?

[@failuretocomunicate5266]

Thank you for offering us this...all without defects!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Failure to Comunicate You didn’t catch the defect or defects?

[@failuretocomunicate5266]

@@Daniel-cz7kd My bad.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@failuretocomunicate5266 How do you mean?

[@failuretocomunicate5266]

@@Daniel-cz7kd My initial comment was just a joke. Considering how many times the without defect was mentioned. My bad refers to my mistake. Otherwise, I was just thinking you were a grammar nazi. Lol. Does that answer your question? Did you intend to make an entirely different point?

[@while.coyote]

It's amazing how theists with a straight face want me to believe a god made a universe full of galaxies with more stars than grains of sand on the beach and then sat down and started listing out pages and pages of his favorite animal sacrifices.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

True. I mean why animal sacrifices are needed when you're so powerful?

[@sadderwhiskeymann]

I am certain that the priests made those up so that they can feast on the offerings and the numbers are so big and random so no one would notice

[@gregjones2217]

I think made up is the key operative phrase here

[@MrOsmodeus]

every day is BBQ day

[@sadderwhiskeymann]

@@MrOsmodeus yeap, if you're the priest. I wouldn't be surprised if gawd provided the israelites with a bbq sauce "as a pleasing aroma"

[@alguno1010101]

I'm pretty sure that when the first temple got destroyed by the Babylonians the goats were pretty happy

[@kevinvorster9777]

We're halfway through the fourth book of the bible, two years into this series and I have not learnt one moral lesson.

[@jrrarglblarg9241]

Genesis 19, 30-36: it’s okay to get drunk and screw your daughters as long as you blame them for it. How is this not a valuable moral lesson?

[@visaman]

This is just the housekeeping part of the Bible

[@MrOsmodeus]

do not be born a lamb

[@adrianvazquez6142]

Because you're a wacky atheist listening to another wacky atheist. Atheism is soo immoral.

[@adrianvazquez6142]

@Jrrarglblarg totally out of context. Give me the hidden meaning of the message if you are smart enough to even figure it out. Just another wacky atheist giving is propaganda

[@richardnedbalek1968]

The utter mindlessness of these required sacrifices to Almighty is staggering. It’s a psychosis, not a devotion. No god who lovingly created every animal on earth would require their slaughter as a “pleasing aroma.”

[@visaman]

Remember that God killed almost all the animals in the Flood.

[@parkb5320]

Heaven must smell horrible if God needs all of these burnt offerings to provide a pleasing aroma.

[@adrianvazquez6142]

Wow, I never knew you care soo much about the choices that God makes that are not convenient for your brain to understand. It's an animal. Big deal. Might as well go Hug a tree hippie.

[@adrianvazquez6142]

@parKb5 can you show me in the bible where animals have a soul and that their smell goes to heaven??? Another wacky atheist gives a subjective opinion.

[@Black-1790]

@@adrianvazquez6142 No living thing has a soul, and heaven doesn't exist. You have no proof of either concept. The bible is not proof. In the end, it's just a book.

[@johncrunk8038]

Where are they getting all these "perfect" lambs? Sounds like the sheep population would suffer.

[@alguno1010101]

good point, so many "perfect" animals dying before they can reproduce, they were selecting against them

[@visaman]

New Zealand apparently has more sheep than people.

[@tomsenior7405]

Question: How many Bulls have been sacrificed so far? Answer: I don't care, but I can smell a lot of Bullsh*t in Numbers 29.

[@WaskiSquirrel]

The first time I read the Bible, I was a devout believer. Surprisingly, reading it didn't cure me. But even then, this stuff made no sense to me, and reading it was almost as tedious as reading the "begats". I could not understand how the God I used to believe in would require all this food. Looking at it now as a nonbeliever, I can't imagine so many dead animals at a time when starvation was a real, existential threat. Did the priests eat all this stuff? How many priests were there to eat all these animals?

[@amberforcen1177]

Walter Veith “ total onslaught “ brings the Bible to life - why not google all these chapters and get a description of what these passages actually mean

[@yoreljm]

No one can convince me that this was not a scam by the priests to get free goats.

[@MG-ot2yr]

Absolutely, clearly a made up requirement by the priests to get free high quality food, why would a spirit that doesn't have a body need pleasing aromas and food? lol

[@yoreljm]

@@MG-ot2yr yup, and they are still doing it today, except with money instead of goats and sheep.

[@stevebird3909]

You're right - God didn't mention EATing it - he just wants to sniff it.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Leroy Scott What do you mean by that?

[@yoreljm]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I meant the people who wrote the Bible just wanted a way to get free stuff, so they just say it's going to God.

[@Xelger]

Do NOT play a drinking game where you drink every time "offering(s)" is uttered.

[@Xelger]

@Wolf-dog Cat-dog 2.0 Oh, when it's a word so directly connected to "The Holy Spirit", it makes all the spirits holy. That's how that works, right? 😛

[@MadamGlitch]

The amount of animals needed for these offerings is amazing. Those poor animals

[@oscargordon]

You have to remember they are in a desert complaining about not having enough to eat and banging sticks on rocks to get water.

[@cayenigma]

Thank you Hemant

[@storyspren]

Hemant: "What's next, a special day to not masturbate?" Bible: "You must deny yourselves and--"

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Storyspren Hemant: “Ok I stand corrected”

[@raywood8187]

Burnt offerings probably meant grilled steaks for all the priests and that's where all the wine ended up too. Moshesh commandered it! (hic)

[@myhorse52]

With all this killing of animals and the smell of burning flesh, are we sure we are not talking about Satan? How sadistic can God be. We know those poor animals were terrorized before they died. What a total blood bath.

[@richardnedbalek1968]

There’s no necessary separation between the two…

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

myhorse52 What do you think Satan is about?

[@myhorse52]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Something humans made up to be scared about. I don't believe in Satan or God.

[@myhorse52]

@@richardnedbalek1968 One is just as evil as the other one if you believe in them.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@myhorse52 god is definitely more evil than Satan. Who told more lies? God did. Who killed more people? God did.

[@KeriRautenkranz]

This chapter obviously had the "And a Partridge in a Pear Tree" endings deleted!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Keri Rautenkranz You do know none of them have anything to do with Christmas, right?

[@KeriRautenkranz]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Of course! Silly Christmas songs obviously borrowed heavily from the deleted endings of Numbers 29!

[@oscargordon]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Oh Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Are you still thinking all of this nonsense is worth believing in and defending after all this time?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@KeriRautenkranz Interesting, why not share these “deleted endings” from Numbers 29 you found that no one else has been able to find since the Bible was written, yet have been used in a christmas song.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@oscargordon No, I don’t think all of his nonsense is worth believing in or defending, of course many will defend, even though they claim to not believe.

[@TBomb39]

Whenever they slaughter a lamb that's exactly one year old, male and without defect, a replacement must be born the same day for the next year"s god-festival. Given the number and specific type required, it sounds very far-fetched and a tremendous pain, logistic-wise. How are they to tell the year-olds from the year and one week olds? What if their are no lambs born or they run off prior to the festival? If they're short a lamb or two, does the god kill someone? And, why tf would a god like the smell of burnt flesh anyway?

[@kellydalstok8900]

After a few months of offering the perfect animals there won’t be any left to breed with.

[@grapeshot]

Yahweh the very definition of narcissism.

[@KianaWolf]

"I'm not useless. I can be used as a bad example." -Biblical god

[@PurpleRhymesWithOrange]

Betting when they made these food offering in addition to the normal daily and monthly offerings one of the priests was selling off the surplus food on the black market.

[@captainpolar2343]

Moses to himself: I'd hate to interrupt this drunkard, but when is he gonna kill me?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Captain Polar So, like Hemant, you also “know” what Moses thinks to himself?

[@captainpolar2343]

@@Daniel-cz7kd I don't know anything, just giving my thoughts as to what could've happened

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@captainpolar2343 And what makes you think that thought could’ve happened with Moses?

[@captainpolar2343]

@@Daniel-cz7kd He knows he sinned, his brother was killed by god, and god rambled about killing moses... so

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@captainpolar2343 Well done then, for him to recognize his sin, as apologists like Ray and Cliffe point out, all humanity has sinned; however where do you find that god killed Aaron or that god’s gonna kill Moses?

[@tnskyhawk]

It’s like a reverse 12 days of Christmas

[@PapaFone]

I love that this series is still going, it's been 2 years?

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

*Pats goat* this baby can fit so much sin! This sounds like the inspiration for the 12 Days of Christmas Carol. Just how big were their flocks and herds, if they were expected to kill this many of their animals on the regular⁉️

[@gbbereal]

All the excess and waste... the animals, the grain, the wine... just absurd.

[@williamtoth5483]

What I want to know is, did everyone actually follow all these instructions? And for how many centuries? Did no one ever ask questions? How do you know it’s a pleasing aroma for the Lord? What is the purpose of all these slaughtered animals? Why can’t we ever see God? Just obey, do what your told and have blind faith!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

William Toth Actual questions or just joking around?

[@Malidictus]

You know what I'm reminded of? Warhammer 40 000, specifically sacrificing 1000 Psykers to the Golden Throne every single day. At least the Imeprium of Man has thousands of worlds to draw upon for new sacrifices to the God Emperor. Where do the Israelites get all of these animals to constantly sacrifice to God? Do they have herds covering the land, shoulder to shoulder, that they can kill this many animals this frequently?

[@KianaWolf]

Hey, that's not a fair comparison at all! ...At least the Emprah is functioning as part of the Astronomican, allowing warp travel. Way more effective than the biblical god, who gets his people lost in a wilderness for 40 years that could be navigated in a week by just following the coast.

[@svenred6eard757]

They could hunt animals really easy because the Israelites had heavy bolters

[@Malidictus]

@@KianaWolf That's true. I'm kind of torn on whether the Emperor of Mankind is a better analogue for Yahwe or Jesus, because he's kind of both. He has powers equal to that of a Chaos god (if he isn't one already), yet he was also forced to kill his favoured son for the good of humanity while ALSO dying for the sins of humanity. And unlike Yahwe, he actually does things for the Imperium of Man in their present day, despite being very dead.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

@@KianaWolf That's specifically to allow one generation to die out. It's a deliberate punishment and noted as such within the text, so it's not going to get far as an objection. There are so many better objections to choose from.

[@ChristianCarrizales]

There is so much sarcasm in this “Everything Wrong with...” series, lol

[@patricktilton5377]

I can imagine that in some crazy corner of a Christian bookstore there's a children's book about some sad little goat or lamb that was born with a birth defect of some kind that made it ineligible to be offered up to YHWH as a sacrifice, and the poor little bugger -- wandering all by itself in some field as it grazes -- wishes, "Why couldn't I be an acceptable offering for the LORD of Hosts?" And then some holy-day miracle happens, 'cleansing' the critter of its defect so that -- Hurray! -- it becomes eligible for being slaughtered as an aroma pleasing to the LORD. Wouldn't such a story be an uplifting example of what Faith can do? Imagine tucking in your kiddies and reading them such a bedtime story -- showing them the Seussian artwork depicting the little animal getting blood-letted and burnt upon an altar -- and instilling in him/her such a tale of God's love! Sleep tight, little ones . . .

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Patrick Tilton What kind of imagined children’s book, with Seussian artwork, would that be?

[@patricktilton5377]

@@Daniel-cz7kd A very very twisted one, of course! But then, the very idea of eating a Communion wafer and sipping Wine in a church ceremony -- all the while acknowledging that these are symbols of the Flesh and Blood of a human sacrifice! -- is rather twisted, from the viewpoint of an outsider trying to fathom the mindset of the people who instigated such a ceremony.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@patricktilton5377 Are you talking about yourself?

[@rudra62]

@@patricktilton5377 If you're Catholic, these wafers and wine are not "symbols" - they actually TURNED INTO THE FLESH AND BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST. It's there for you to eat and drink.

[@EvilGrin]

Gimme meat, sprinkle it with meat, add a side of meat and meat. After that, present me with more meat, garnished with meat and wrapped in some meat. Don't spoil it by letting any vegetable near it. Follow up with a whole animal, filled with minced meat of different animals, cooked in meat juice of even more different animals. And as a desert, you can provide a plate of assorted grilled, cooked and fried meats. And for every course, add bread sticks (you did think I forgot flour and oil, did you?) And hurry up, I'm getting hungry and that tribe over there starts looking damn tasty... If there EVER was a biblical god, he died of arteriosclerosis long before JC and the Gang rocked the holy land...

[@davesimms8825]

How long before they all run out of food and still no cake!

[@realandar]

On the 12th day of Christmas... this is so excruciating.!!!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Real Bedard You do know that Christmas has nothing to do with any of the festivals, right?

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@Daniel-cz7kd go play with yourself and leave everyone else alone with your ramblings. If your god can’t defend itself it isn’t worth your worship.

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

No human deaths this week but SO MUCH animal slaughter!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Matt Bell Is that good or bad?

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Pretty bad for the animals, wouldn't you agree?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@MatthewCaunsfield Not necessarily, humans die every day with nobody caring about them, why’s it pretty bad either or?

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

@@Daniel-cz7kd _Not necessarily, humans die every day with nobody caring about them, why’s it pretty bad either or?_ What's that got to do with why the animals would rather not be killed?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@MatthewCaunsfield Simple, do you like meat?

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

You are so good at this! I'm enjoying it as much as the AronRa version, and that's saying something! The only thing he has over you is the awesome music @ his videos openings & closings, LOL! Leaving my like and comment for the Almighty Algorithm!

[@JoeBManco]

Imagine how burdensome all of this nonsense is. All of it to please an imaginary being.

[@DrBear-rk4qb]

I do math problems for fun too! So yes, I too am the life of every party 🥳

[@billjohnston882]

Is every Israelite supposed to make all of these offerings? Where are these millions of animals supposed to come from? Each Israelite will need herds of thousands to have enough year old animals just for sacrafice.

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Through Fiction, All Things Are Possible!😀

[@alguno1010101]

I suppose the festival sacrifices were only performed in the temple, once for the entire assembly. Even then it's quite a high number of sacrifices for a bronze age pastoral society.

[@fordprefect5304]

*Where are these millions of animals supposed to come from* Magic?

[@visaman]

No it was just one goat the scapegoat.

[@scerdy3]

Copy-Paste is the real message of Numbers.

[@hitman5782]

I wonder if there is a single Christian on this planet who has actually read all this nonsense and is thinking "yeah sounds reasonable, i am sure god commanded this"?!

[@MasterHaloOne]

People are scared of hell. They will beive anything not to burn forever in fire with satan

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Hit Man Actual question or jest?

[@hitman5782]

@@Daniel-cz7kd The question would be: How is it possible to be THAT deluded?!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@hitman5782 Well there’re many religious groups and people who could say that, not sure which would call themselves ‘Christian’

[@Thislifeisanightmare-e5k]

Thanks for making these videos 🎉

[@neilhalieninvader]

In the Monty Python Spam sketch change 'spam' to 'lamb' and you pretty much have it.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Neil H And how or where do you get ‘lamb’ from ‘spam’?

[@AmityvilleFan]

Spoiler: Moses won't die in this book! I think Moses, hearing about his demise, just making up these rules out of spite.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

gagnashdiak x So what if he did?

[@AmityvilleFan]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Then it is not from Gawd, and thus should be removed from the Bible. Actualy, we should continue the procedure of canonization. The Bible is the word of Gawd, and thus ture. But there was no Global Flood, so we should put out Genesis from the Canon. There was no Egyptian Capitivity, thus we should exclude Exodus from the title. there was no Exodus, thus we should remove Leviticus -> Deutoronomy from the Bible. the hebrews did not capture their land by Conquest, thus we shall eliminate the Book of Judges and Joshua form the Bible. There was no united Judea + Isráel, there goes David and Solomon's kingdom. And so on, and so on.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Moses almost certainly never existed.

[@AmityvilleFan]

@@kellydalstok8900 None cared for that for this question. But if he did not, that's just another reason to remove this book from the Bible.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@AmityvilleFan And what if he did?

[@dougt7580]

Good thing we don't have any rather obvious organized scams like this today, where certain people claim everyone else needs to show up to their place on a routine scheduled basis and fork over a percentage of their possessions and/or income in order to curry favor with an invisible magical supervisor.

[@Telcomvic]

I'm surprised they haven't run out of animals by now! LOL

[@visaman]

This didn't happen for quite some time after it was written

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@visaman and when do you think this was written/made up?

[@visaman]

@@kellydalstok8900 It is difficult to give an exact year as the version we have now was edited by the priests, from an outside source (not written by the priesthood) best estimates say after 520 BC, during the time of the 2nd temple.

[@sobertillnoon]

"…you know it is only going to get bigger from there…" Sounds like my weekend

[@MK-lh3xd]

What a degree of animal cruelty and a colossal waste of grains and oil, because of books of fiction.

[@ShinyGoldBacon]

Where the heck are they getting all these animals???

[@defenestratefalsehoods]

What??? What happened to the "5....... GOLDEN RINGS"

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Jovon R. There’re only 4 GOLDEN RINGS.

[@defenestratefalsehoods]

@@Daniel-cz7kd there was 5 rings in the song along with 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 Turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

@@defenestratefalsehoods Collie birds, originally, although some big names have made the same mistake. [EDIT] Now I think about it, "golden" is also non-traditional, earlier versions just extend "gold" over two notes.

[@MrOsmodeus]

how did these guys get lost in a desert for 40 years with a flock of sheep large enough to destabilise earths orbit?

[@KeriRautenkranz]

Through Fiction, all things are possible!😄

[@masterop1984]

Are there any animals left in the camp?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Luís Miguel Castro There’s plenty

[@masterop1984]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Spoils of Egipt? 😂

[@visaman]

It's not a camp at this point, it's a rather large city.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@masterop1984 Egypt is with a ‘y’, and why couldn’t it include those?

[@clusterstage]

I thought I heard "brain offering" but then I looked up (from my food bowl) and it was "grain" offering.

[@richardnedbalek1968]

😂 Anyone with a “brain” would’ve told God off long ago!

[@KeriRautenkranz]

You haven't been to a church lately, have you? You got it right the first time!😀

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

and if you can't afford 70 bulls, etc etc, i'm sure a good amount of gold coins or "indentured servitude" will help pay that debt. I do wonder why all these rules carried on into the present times... 🤔

[@solentbum]

I find the smell of burnt flesh to be repulsive, most people do. Is god the first to suffer from covid with his strange sense of smell?

[@justinien1er389]

You dont like a good BBQ?

[@solentbum]

@@justinien1er389 I didn't realise that God was Australian.

[@brunozeigerts6379]

Now we know the real reason for conquering Canaan... the Israelites need more livestock to feed their god! 'Yahweh hungers... we must feed him!"(paraphrasing Star Trek's The Apple.)

[@KeriRautenkranz]

More like "Feed Me, Seymour!!!"

[@brunozeigerts6379]

@@KeriRautenkranzEven better!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Bruno Zeigerts And what god is that?

[@brunozeigerts6379]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Yahweh, of course. The one who keeps demanding the slaughter of livestock in ever increasing numbers. Of course, it could have been any number of gods the Hebrews worshipped at the time.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@brunozeigerts6379 Newsflash, Yahweh is not god, though you have a point with the gods

[@John73John]

Wow... this part of the bibble is so boring... I never thought I'd say this, but I wish we could go back to counting people. At least we weren't killing innocent animals in that one.

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

God wanted flatbread bull tacos!

[@joanfregapane8683]

Wow! I remember as a youngster (11-12) trying to read the Bible straight through. I only vaguely remember burnt offerings being mentioned- perhaps I forced myself to forget in order to keep my high opinion of God, because all this needless slaughter is both mind numbing and horrific.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Joan Fregapane I also remember looking and reading through the Bible as a kid, and feeling sad about the animals sacrificed.

[@richardstuart3623]

If God commanded it it must be done, why is it horrific?

[@chefman1966]

Where did all the livestock and grains come from?

[@Old52Guy]

As always, a very good job. I'm glad it's not me trying to pronounce some of those names.

[@justiispilipinas]

what's a defect? who does god's quality control?

[@mundusuys8739]

Moses should have presented Nummeri in table format. Rows for each day and columns for what to kill and what specs apply - he could have saved a lot of repetitive blah, not to mention the chapter would have fitted on one clay tablet. Luckily for livestock everywhere, God eventually figured out He's almighty, and that he could just rape a mortal and have us kill the bastard, in stead. From then on no more did animals have to pay for my great grandmother's contravention of fruit legislation.

[@amberforcen1177]

I am just curious how many people take the time to go back and study what these chapters mean from a biblical standpoint instead of just listening to this guy.

[@seitisetsoh4991]

Where are they getting all these animals!?

[@visaman]

It hasn't happened yet.

[@thescoobymike]

Why did the destruction of the Second Temple end the korban if the korban existed before the Temple?

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

On the first day of the 7th month, do no work. Sept-ember was the seventh month in the ancient Roman calendar, and labor day does fall at the beginning of September, being standardized to Monday by the federal holiday standardization act. So while the original writers of the Bible in Hebrew or Greek may or may not have been referring to what we call September, later English translations may have synchronized it that way.

[@jameslandry5604]

If I just had a block party barbecue would that work?

[@rudra62]

If you live on a VERY BIG BLOCK!

[@laurensdehaan2202]

I really hope they ate whatever part of the "burnt offerings" was edible. Man, what a waste!

[@oldbiker9739]

gawd loves his steaks well done , didn't know he had teeth lol

[@visaman]

He just likes the aroma.

[@oldbiker9739]

@@visaman he apparently also loves the smell of rotting human flesh .

[@The_man_with_no_name-g9z]

Hemanth bro please expose Bhagavad Geetha and Quarn ... 🙂

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Ajay Chowdary Surapaneni [DNA Atheist] That would be an entertaining series 👍🏽

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

@@Daniel-cz7kd Let's finish this one first. Or do you not find this entertaining?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@DavidSmith-vr1nb Sure, it’s entertaining, it’s fun watching Hemant get everything wrong on the Bible, as if he had the understanding, hear him state “how many stupid things I say” and supposedly ‘know’ what somebody in the Bible is thinking when he doesn’t know about things in the Bible.

[@prittimiss9075]

Please where is the rest is this the last one ?? I've been watching alll the episodes are there more after this???

[@rudra62]

"Include one male goat...." Gee, this set of specific animals, then the "include" almost sounds like a recipe where you put in specific amounts of this and that, and "Include a sprinkling of pepper".

[@thelyrebird1310]

And once again we get the list of the priests ingredient menu, just how to grift off the people

[@rebeccazegstroo6786]

Were the festivals communal meals similar to what the Greeks did? They ate the choicest part and burned the rest on the altar.

[@rudra62]

This tribe of people could not have possibly eaten THAT MANY ANIMALS, even if they were all carnivorous gluttons.

[@jalpa9642]

Where are these people getting all of these animals, flour, oil, etc....? There are no supermarkets....!

[@petervargo1696]

I wonder what happened to all the villages and towns that didn't have enough bulls, rams and lambs, wine and oil for all these sacrifices. God probably killed them all, now that I think about it. At least the aroma was probably pleasing to him.

[@kiralana324]

this has to be some mis-translation, without holidays you need 2 lambs and 2 liters of wine, everyday, per family, at last count there were 60 families, so every day the whole community needs to sacrifice 980 sheep and 1000 gallons of wine, sheep have a gestation of 11 months, and wine takes at the least about 50 days to ferment, so every family needs to maintain a heard of 30,000 sheep and have an active Vinyard of 4+ acres year round, just for the sacrifice edit, and this is nothing to say for olive trees that only grow in Mediterranean Europe and flour (assuming wheat) that only grows in temperate areas!

[@rudra62]

You can never live up to God's demands. That is sin. It requires more sin offerings and more atonement. It's sort of like servitude of buying what you need at the company store - you keep getting deeper in debt. This is the same, just with sin. God hates his people.

[@susyhammond5196]

Surely they've killed off their supply of young, perfect, male animals... What happens if they DON'T have 7 lambs without defect on that particular day? And what happens to the rest of the animals' bodies when they've been burnt and oozed a pleasing aroma? Do the people get to eat the leftovers 'cause I know the priests get the good portion.

[@Bob-of-Zoid]

Daaaaaaaaaaang! If they spent less time organizing and supervising what everyone else does they could have done more themselves, and with nothing much to worry about. 🥳

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

Can we just make a burnt offering incense out of the remains of the first offering? Light up the cones of *most pleasing to the Lord*

[@FionaBranker]

Do Orthodox Jews still perform these sacrifices?

[@tbbwolfy8584]

the big question here is. is this only the priest that need to offer that amount of livestock that week or is it every overhead of the families or the overhead of the clans or is it every adult male that need to bring this sacrifice? just to blow the horn festival. in out day we call that festival Beef and BJ day. at is on marts the 14. still i wonder is there even a god order all this or is it some greedy power hungry ppl that sit in the tent where only they are allowed and eat and drink good every day. course we know if any that inst a priest that peek in to that tent will be killed on the spot. I guess that they ate and drank so good . and with 2 running barbaque grills working outside all the time for "food Offerings" they never went to bed hungry. Same time they keept the farmers poor demanding all that stuff from em so they could live the good life and rest needed to struggle. due to they are all sinners... i know why i am not a fan of this religion. since its start it have been building on power and greed. even martin luther couldnt get that greed stopped its still there but alteast not that visible other than from newer free church or mormon directions of this religion

[@visaman]

These were fast days, so nobody ate. Just like today.

[@MajraMangetsu]

the word "offering" lost all meaning.

[@kingalexandersgodshapedhol7514]

Correct me here if I'm wrong, but is not the heading and preparing and burning of all of these animals not work? Hmm.

[@rudra62]

It says "ordinary work". Everybody's got to be rounding up these animals so that the priests can run a large slaughterhouse.

[@gregjones2217]

I am Sam , Sam I am, and I like green eggs and ham etc...

[@KeriRautenkranz]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! This is Old Testament! No Ham for You!🙃

[@gregjones2217]

@@KeriRautenkranz maybe it was really no testament

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

Does anyone here know whether Orthodox Jew (I'm only using them for example, as the most conservative sect) still make burnt offerings like this? There's no Temple to do it in, but do we know if it's still done in any way? This is such an incredible waste. Like, God, okay, we get it, you're like a toddler who doesn't want to eat their greens, but this much meat is going to give you health problems.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Active Advocate Actual question or just joking around?

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

@@Daniel-cz7kd, actual question, believe it or no. Like I say, though, I know there's no Temple to do it in, so I ASSUME not...?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

@@ActiveAdvocate1 No need to assume, fact is, as much as they’d like to, no burnt offerings or sacrifices can be made (nor should they be done anymore) as there’s no Temple or Alter yet.

[@rudra62]

@@Daniel-cz7kd The last Temple was destroyed in 70 AD. There has been no acceptable place to give these offerings since then.

[@wintermute740]

Can't fool me... The fifth day was supposed to be FIVE GOLDEN RINGS...

[@AJ_The_One]

Have you ever counted how many sacrifices God asked for in the entire first 5 books? I’d love to know the count!

[@irenebecker4815]

... sorry, I drifted off. Could you repeat that?

[@blargblarg7875]

but the dead animals are the theme.

[@jsparlin1]

god makes what we pay in taxes pretty good deal.. for someone/thing who could make a universe he's pretty helpless and needy. makes lots of this tale pretty suspect

[@sunnyquinn3888]

Hey, everyone is allowed to have a favorite meal, even God. Lol

[@tallman2210]

There will be no livestock left on the farm after all these sacrifices.

[@erinhawkins1950]

and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!

[@bunyangabudistrict4569]

It means God has nostrils and lungs?!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Bunyangabu District If and when He wants

[@kevinstewart1878]

🎵rammalamb rammalamb a ding dong.... But seriously with every animal specified the include "with out defect". Was there any time when it was specified that you could, or should sacrifice an animal with defects? Maybe there's a bull with the foot of deceased, not fully formed conjoined twin sticking out of it's belly, and god says "oh, ya. That looks yummy"

[@kewakl8891]

... all without defect. It seems that we should run out of these 'without defect' animals.

[@robertshaw4397]

Does anyone believe God needs to eat or drink anything? He was fine before the universe existed.

[@rudra62]

Yeah. What would God need with food, drink, or a starship?

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

PS: The Day of Atonement, in its current incarnation, is actually a really good idea. You're supposed to talk to all the people you wronged in the past year and apologize. Given that humans are a social species, yes, good idea. I took an entire half-course in university all about Jewish holidays. It was very interesting, actually. But, of course, sans Temple, things have changed a lot over the centuries.