Everything Wrong With Steven Universe's "So Many Birthdays" In Almost 6 Minutes

[@sofsof1572]

This burrito scene always makes me think "Amethyst eats rocks and tea bags but an old burrito makes her phantom stomach sick". Just another example of Crewniverse screwing up all the rules they make for a joke or just a random thing they thought would be cool.

[@blackqweenmars]

Fr I always wondered that because since amethyst is a projection and projections don’t really get sick or anything how would this work and also where does the food that she eats goes I get that she could shape shift a stomach to hold it in but that stomach wouldn’t be able to digest so where is all that stuff going to does she just go ahead and take it out or something?

[@blackqweenmars]

The crewuniverse is painfully inconsistent in both their animation and their writing including the rules that they wrote for their own show but what’s to be expected from a show like this

[@TordBot69]

well, according to the deleted peridot scene, gems dont have organs because they dont need it but they can shapeshift to have organs, meaning they can be sick

[@Kameron347]

But if amethyst eats rocks, doesn’t that make her a cannibal

[@Random_Person_Dying]

When Pearl said she does like pie, I always thought she meant pi like- math shit

[@GumSkyloard]

That'd make oh so much more sense.

[@4SiblingStudios]

Me too

[@KomaJordan]

I would’ve subtracted a sin for Amethyst saying “AW.. I use it all the time!” Attempts to hit Pearl

[@laurenberry7750]

Garnet's "i thought violence would be the answer" always makes me crack up

[@CormDaCrow]

2:10 That's such a dumb explanation lol. They could've just been like, "She likes Pi the math equation, not the food"

[@GumSkyloard]

Or "She said that to make Steven happy!" Both would've been better explanations.

[@CormDaCrow]

@@GumSkyloard yeah exactly lol

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

2:04 Also, at the end of Together Breakfast, Amethyst says "let's order pizza" and Pearl isn't disgusted. It's a plothole. Just admit it, Matt.

[@komsa07]

3:49 I remember Zach saying "Idk how we got away with that line".

[@Peridotwo]

*[This episode traumatized me til this day with the fact that Steven almost died of age]*

[@marble-q6j]

You're not ready for the rest of the show then. "I nearly got us killed!" "I'm used to it."

[@soulswordobrigadosegostar]

she likes the number π,how did this fly over the writer's head when this happened

[@sweetsofieva444]

Why did the crewniverse use THAT as the pie explanation? I always thought Pearl meant Pi, like the mathematical thing.

[@lucilucid]

It's so funny to see this uploaded on my birthday lol

[@rayyourlocalfroggychair]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@leahrowden3939]

4:22 Steven yelling his full name!

[@legus4861]

So in next episode... Killer moss that never gets mentioned and Steven standing up to Lars. Also... Pearl's thing.

[@danket6896]

Okay I’m kinda okay with SU stuff, but this episode really needed to be on this show

[@GumSkyloard]

Which is a shame, 'cuz the concept is very solid. The execution needs work. If they made Steven eventually come to something like "Am I being too childish..?", it would/could've worked better.

[@danket6896]

@@GumSkyloard yeah, the concept was actually pretty nice, if the execution was better this would be a top-tier video imo

[@braydenwf9283]

Despite amethyst having long hair because of greg and had short hair before, in the picture her form had long hair before greg was even born and its not explained

[@thecalicocat6657]

4:42 I laughed so hard

[@Velvet_Blue]

4:21 Actually this makes sense considering helium basically comes from rocks implying the gems blew the balloons up themselves

[@Ahuyyyy]

6:07 it didnt dissapear, *its inside of Stevens ear*

[@GumSkyloard]

*she poked his brain*

[@dayminder7414]

Sex 2

[@nikolaypanchev1855]

5:43 it's back

[@The_spine_snatcher]

hello new everything wrong with steven universe episode wait a second

[@ishthewall1915]

It’s scenes like garnet shaking old Steven that makes me want a mini series that’s just showing ruby and sapphire talking in garnets head (hands?)

[@sherbertshortkake6649]

That was quite the image.

[@Incognito_Idol]

1:22 white diamond is possessing amethyst. That is why she turned 50 shades of grey. Or it's foreshadow

[@sarad2487]

Matt: *adds a sin when Pearl's nose is gone* Me: oh c'mon it actually makes sense look it's just getting stabbed into Steven's head see?

[@ObservingPaul678]

Are we not gonna talk about how Amethyst tried to SHATTER Pearl? Jesus christ

[@cubezapper]

Don't stop with the SU content

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

My favorite line from this episode HAS to be "Will you help me into my birthday suit?" XD

[@Gabriel_Djingueuzian]

5:43 The globe is back?

[@Totallysleepingrn]

I really want to get together with some other SU fans and rewrite this episode to have better build up, it could’ve been really good but wasn’t really written the best and needed a different execution

[@BenAllen217]

“I do like π.” -Pearl

[@theamazingtommo]

the fact that he didn't even mention the hilarious moment of amethyst transforming into a baby and saying "Where's the baby war??" hurts my soul

[@mauricerichardson6165]

Unironically best KZbinr

[@namelessguy5491]

5:43 returnn?

[@nikitaivanovic7510]

I honestly really like this episode. It's much better than "Serious Steven" or "Cheeseburger backpack" in my opinion.

[@goldscape6875]

This episode was so sad for me back in 5th grade

[@HomerHelicopter]

Thanks for making this videos. I was considering rewatching SU. But I guess its better to just watch your content, this show is far more entertaining that way.

[@christopherhopkins6448]

Love your content

[@0nyx634]

1:46 BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@psycholaw4394]

Though Pearl liked pie as the mathematical equation

[@Leo-xd2iw]

Please reupload pool hooping rant on the blocked channel 🥺

[@KeroKeroGrips12]

6:07 nah it just impaled steven

[@Incognito_Idol]

I would like it too impale me 😊 🤨🧐😏😏

[@rosied7082]

Sin number 1: It's horrific

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

Wait... it's "Too Many Birthdays", right? (mandela effect intensifies)

[@hugosenet]

No I'm pretty sure it always has been so many birthdays

[@Shayhammowolf]

Hey yeah wait. Too Many Birthdays is what I remember

[@joymcewen1341]

Every thing wrong with craig of the creek series please dude from the same maker's of steven universe

[@stormyplayzgames]

I still don't know why they allowed this episode to be aired either cartoon network was lazy or dumb so Idk how in the hell this episode was aired even thought its probably the darkest episode of Steven universe.

[@yulee3266]

they aired it cause CN is no strange to dark stuff not in the slightest

[@carlococoy]

Please tell me that you will build up your remastered series up to Steven universe future, PLEASE!!!!!

[@nonvous6633]

1:23 Why is Amethyst grey

[@blackqweenmars]

When I was younger I ate the show up but Jeff is this show so inconsistent with everything The animation, the universe rules, everything

[@marble-q6j]

i have a really cool chrome extension which shows how many dislikes videos have again, and this one has zero so far!

[@billboy9115]

At 1:34 it is 19 not 18

[@cravonomire9971]

The birthday song is really bad even compared to Steven and the stevens

[@Cup_Of_Spades]

How are you going to wait literally years until Steven universe ends just to talk trash about the show I mean there's nothing wrong with it yeah there was some mistakes in there that didn't make sense but I didn't have to do that dude

[@GumSkyloard]

He's been doing this since 2018 oor so. It's not new. Plus, he's not trash talking it. SU is great, but like every show, it has flaws. That's all he's pointing out. And to be fair, he didn't just point out the flaws with this episode, he also pointed out the positives, like the whole Big Donut scene, and the one where he almost died.

[@Supersonic1014]

@@GumSkyloard 2016, actually. :p