Exploring Russia's Absurd Avengers Clone

[@lukathebrick]

a real "uhh that sounded better in my head" ahh movie

[@DrogenNeinDanke]

LOL

[@greysnake2903]

If michael bay had a low budget, it would be this movie.

[@WarFoxThunder]

Lmao fr

[@peacrowvivi]

I cant believe someone took the awesome idea of a bear hulk with a minigun and made it the most boring thing in the movie, like how could you have such a awesome idea and FUMBLE it in that way??????

[@WesleyRoberson-t9t]

That's funny, because marvel literally has a "bear hulk" in their own comics, called Ursa Major who is a member for marvel's OWN version of Russian/Soviet avengers, the Winter Guard.

[@komisiantikorupsikoruptord6257]

Is actually Canon with Marvel comic

[@mixail267]

@@WesleyRoberson-t9t funny enough, but Защитники was advertised as movie about ORIGINAL superheroes, but actually almost none of the ideas behind this superheroes was original. And also Sarik Andeasyan have almost no good movies in his filmography, and most likely this movie was made only to divide money, assigned to this movie, to a certain interested persons.

[@wartam5016]

Ну потому что вы Americans не поняли суть фильм. А суть фильма это распил бюджета. Вы это никогда не поймёте. Что в русских фильмах суть распил бюджета, а не драма и экшен.

[@Apt23-v8u]

Well to be honest Skyrim kill that for me and in a fight between a bear and Hulk well a bear skin Is Nice in winter😅

[@EliTried]

Lernik controls rocks I eat rocks We are not the same

[@loomhigh]

mica powers

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

I ate rocks in a dream

[@gabrielcarmine69]

Lernik is just Delgo...

[@ruskiwaffle1991]

I eat dirt

[@malcolm4737]

Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!

[@Hepheat75]

Military lady: "Hello, I'm from the military. I have a mission for you." Rock guy: "Have you heard of the High Elves?"

[@Apt23-v8u]

Fuck Russia, Skyrim is better for me

[@jack_corvinus]

The greatest piece of Russian entertainment ever developed was the video of Prigozhin autistically screeching to SHOIGU and GERRRRRASIMOV!

[@fighter1375]

WHERE’S THE AMMUNITION?!?

[@guadalupelemus2100]

JESUS LOVES YOU PLEASE LET HIM IN YOUR LIFE HE LOVES YOU ❤️🙏✝️❤️🙏😊

[@LordVader1094]

@@guadalupelemus2100 Not the place nor the time brother

[@ElectroFeel]

GDE SUKA BOEPRIPASY????????

[@WTFisTingispingis]

SHOIGUUUUUUU, WHERE IS THE AMMO!?

[@Warhammer_lover]

Yeah, even in Russia this movie was rightfully shat on.

[@andrelockridge9109]

Respect to the movie goers of Russia!!

[@قروبابوحميدللإنتاجالفنيالاعلام]

I can't believe there were no freddie fazzbear jokes 😢

[@loomhigh]

no one can survive five nights at sariks

[@astropunch101]

Funny enough there’s already a Russian version of the Avengers in Marvel. They’re called the Winter Guard. And yes, they already have a Bear Hulk called Ursa Major.

[@yeetus_the_feetus4858]

Yeah but that wasn’t made by Russians tho

[@Srza02]

I actually have an Avengers EMH comic that I got a long while back and that team was my first introduction to them. In the comic there was an issue where the avengers were about to take in crimson dynamo and they cross paths with the Winter Guard, and as you expect both teams have a huge fight until they realize they’re both on the same side.

[@dekaboom5813]

As a russian I can say that our cinema is - mostly - bad There are good even great russian films (from what i've heard - i've mostly seen bad) , but most often you will find just some kind of slop. The only good and modern russian film I can recomend is Major Grom (Майор Гром) which is solid 7/10 (IMO). You can also go watch old soviet films. They are really good Generally, modern russian films are films with cool concepts but bad, terrible excecution: terrible writting, terrible cinematography (IMO), not a glimpse of characters being an actual character. Even cartboard characters from different media feel like an ocean next to russian character-puddle. Russian producers/script writes/directors, like, have a cool idea, but don't understand how to or willing to develop/execute them. Somehow costumes can be neat. And of course, as a true traditional conservative country we are, our films are PATRIOTIC with lots and lots of TRADITIONAL VALUES. That's why most of the heroes of modern russian kino are egoistical idiots. I hate it, but my mother loves going cinema and sometimes makes me go with her. One of such idiots were from "Holop 2" ("Peasant/Slave" - Холоп), sequal of "Holop". I haven't seen the first film but oh well. The story in a few words: the main character (Natalya i think?) is a spoiled rich brat who is being gaslighted that she was brought back in time to 1812 (she of course believes). Why she is being gaslighted? Well, to make her learn being a better person why showing what real work is like or something along the lines of that. And to make her redeem herself, learn her lessons, they (people who are gaslighting her) are acting up that she must sacrifice herself in the fight against Napolean. Like a TRUE PATRIOT for her MOTHER, FRIENDS AND THE MOTHERLAND. She of course doesn't do it at first because she likes France and wouldn't mind potentially changing the course of history Oh and they've also, like disney, remade a live action of an old cartoon. It was a funny musical cartoon about love and comradary. In film they've putted a rap song there, added a few new song which stick out as a sore thumb compared to old songs, and the main sad song about love was sung during MAIN CHARACTERS WERE BURNING ALIVE IN THE NAILED WAGON So yeah it's bad

[@donaldhysa4836]

What happend to the great soviet era filmakers are they all dead?

[@valentinkambushev4968]

As a bulgarian, I can confirm that it is the same situation here. The movies from the soviet times are golden, but the modern ones are not.

[@thespiritofhoxhawell4413]

​@donaldhysa4836 Creativity, Innovation and any sense of real, human interactive experience died with the Soviets ig

[@donaldhysa4836]

@@thespiritofhoxhawell4413 Why? Yeltsin was that bad?

[@Dizerfullpower]

If you look beyond the mainstream slop, good movies are still being made

[@eathamgamer]

GRAHHH COMMENT FOR ALGORITHM

[@Gabriel_Oliver]

Replying for the algorithm because it needs to see this

[@loomhigh]

I too appreciate al gores rythm

[@NexusKirin]

Ayup

[@Saberian4568]

Liking this comment for algorithm

[@josephdanieljirehdimacali4418]

Salub😊

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Years ago, back when I was considering being a review youtuber (I wrote an script or two but never filmed anything), I thought a cool gag during my review of this film would be making trading cards of the five or six main characters and the joke would be that the text on each card would include 3 categories: name, superpower and *trauma,* because all the character have either a tragic backstory or a current problem that bums them out. Also, the subtitles on the version of the film I watched where obviously translated by a random fan, so it wasn't clear if the speedy dude with the blades had a dead brother or a dead sister, and I thought that would made his trading card funnier

[@jampine8268]

That's actually a pretty funny ideas for a lot of franchises, particularly tryhardy/poorly written ones. Trauma itself is definitely not a bad character aspect, see Batman for example, but it is often used a crutch for bad writers trying to add cheap depth of characters with minimal effort.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

My favorite character was actually the guy with the lamest power, he could control rocks or something but anyway he ended up being my favorite character because his actor gave a surprisingly good performance and he had a tragic enough backstory. He seemed like the glue that kept the team together even though he was its weakest member.

[@Apt23-v8u]

The lament one is the bear, is just a fucking bear, if not for the minigun he Will be in a chime a while ago and also is not better to only had the minigun is a little better than be a bear, sorry in hate the bear is so lame Even Skyrim bears arena little better than this and i hate those bears too

[@elgordobondiola]

Captain russia

[@zap3231]

Damn, you were NOT lying when you said it was a huge leap forward in production for this channel. It maintains the same shitpost-y essence that all the previous videos had, but you can absolutely tell that your ability to work a narrative into it (I REALLY liked how you foreshadowed the second part of the video while summarizing the movie) has massively improved, and the editing is, obviously, top notch. Fucking fantastic work, Flor, if this is your way to truly come back (knowing how long this was in the works for lol) then it's a FANTASTIC way to do it!

[@loomhigh]

for someone named flor, they certainly hit the ceiling

[@liamwaddleton]

Agree completely, holy shit Flor

[@thebaccathatchews]

You have a werebear welding a mini gun. What more do you want from a movie?

[@Apt23-v8u]

Lame as fuck is just a bear

[@pauldareason]

yep one of the best parts of the team every scene

[@evilbabai7083]

That movie has been massively ridiculed at home even before the release, the director's is infamous for his garbage movies and no one actually expected him to release anything worthy - all his filmography feels either like money laundering operation or vanity projects (or both). To be fair, there are couple watchable movies of his, but Guardians are not one of them.

[@bogdan_130.]

"It made less money than morbius" damn. Pretty bad but understandable "In france alone" **proceeds to spit my drink in laughter😂😂** **realise it still makes sense while writing coment😐😑😑😐**

[@legosaurg7979]

When I saw the title, I assumed this was gonna be a video on the Winter Guard, the Russian Avengers knockoff in the actual Marvel comics. But this sounds even more interesting

[@CyberSpider35]

Sarik also threatened us with creating League of Extraordinary Gentlmen-type movie with the bunch of Alexander Beliayev's (popular Soviet sicence fiction writer) characters - I'm so glad it never came to be.

[@Hyzentley]

I remember how thrilled I was to finally see some non western superhero movie as this came out. Had watched the trailer at a convention, and it looked good, so I started it. And then came the dialogue... Oh god the dialogue...

[@notani3533]

A Russian KZbinr even tear it to pieces as he reviewed not just the movie, but the other media like the tie in comic and even the website that provide the lore. He also questioned why the movie need constant editing out and redubbing the lines.

[@davibrelazdealbuquerque5766]

Dang, I remember seeing the trailer for this movie so long ago and I thought it was an adaptation of Marvel's Winter Guard 😂

[@Nethender]

You already know this video is a banger when someone comments before its posted

[@STOPG0oning-r4k]

Wdym?

[@raxus2391]

glad you're doing alright, super well done video!

[@JacobWhiting-i3i]

4:14 They got the *INVINCIBLE* *BLOOD SPLATTER* intro

[@rokkabrave]

I remember the trailer of this movie waaaaaaaay back when foreign movie trailers were popular in the algorythm lol glad i somehow found it back

[@anri4774]

4:37 Armenia mentioned 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Of_infinite_Faith]

What are the chances of finding an earth bender in Armenia?

[@user-a0d9w0ec9wiej]

Reminder:Armenia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turkey

[@Bluntsmoke501]

Deadpool 2 is an incredible movie.

[@ezic8215]

American propaganda: Oh Marvel it's a pillar of modern media culture! Russian propaganda: SO BAD SO ABSURD THEY BAD

[@GenericName43]

this movie could pass off as a modern marvel movie and I wouldn't even notice

[@Der_Key]

khan is legit so cool tho, fr

[@Private-Potato]

This feels like a movie Mystery Science Theater 3K would riff on.

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

These movies feel like they were made by someone with zero passion for filmmaking

[@brockly7916]

*USA: WE HAVE THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE* RUSSIA: *WE HAVE THE AVENGERS AT HOME....*

[@F34RZ3N]

I watched this way back and I loved it, it's not great, it's not even bad. It is one of the movies of all time.

[@icarusgaming6269]

Flor: This video was brought to you by... Me: Oh wow, I haven't watched Flor in so long. He sounds older now Flor: *COCK* Me: Nevermind, he hasn't changed at all

[@gun8737]

Lernik is just "my power is rock"

[@pdokik4952]

THEY HAD THE MONEY TO DUB THIS INTO ENGLISH, EVEN WITH THE TITLE VISUALS TRANSLATED??? as a Russian, this video game me flashbacks to when in that time all Russian youtubers did videos about this movie. Also 16:04 WHAT RUSSIAN MOVIE IS THAT? How the hell does something like that even happen.

[@jampine8268]

USSR and Germany where actually on good terms for a bit before the war, including the non aggression pact to carve up Poland. It's possible Russia could have been invited to the tripartite pact, but Stalin kept land grabbing from Germany's allies. If course, this is total hypocrisy from both factions ideologies, but authoritarians being hypocrites is like water being wet.

[@DarkLikePC]

every time I watch videos like this I feel sick. I think about how people from other countries, after watching movies like this, actually start to think that in Russia everyone drinks only vodka, walks around with a Kalashnikov and a tame bear. almost all cinema in Russia is sponsored by the state, and if an order comes from above to make a "Russian answer to Marvel", then filmmakers have to do it. however, this is not the only problem with this film. if you watch all the works of Sarik Andreasyan, the director of the film (by the way, you can watch an analysis of his films on the Chuck Review KZbin channel), you will understand that he is simply a bad director, he would have been fired by any film company. however, in Russia there is simply a shortage of directors, and no matter how bad the films of this person are, and many others, they will remain in the film industry. if you want to see a good Russian film, then I advise you to watch Major Grom, not sponsored by the state, by the way. I wish everyone to watch more good films and less bad ones. sorry for the google translator

[@diamondhamster4320]

Bruh, Deadpool Trilogy made like an over 1b+ in profits. Of course people know it exists.

[@MrLC-cd8ms]

To be fair, if the russian government paid me millions to make a movie, i too would put most of it in an off-shore bank and half ass the movie.

[@annusaidshave9890]

So it's basically on par with actual avengers movies

[@chocolatehexer]

Baby wake up, new Flor Geneva video just dropped :D

[@loomhigh]

I do not wake up

[@dougwalker8068]

Thought this was gonna be a video on the Winter Guard lmao

[@AHeroWith1000Names]

Flor really set a new standard for his channel with this video. I'm excited for the upcoming videos!

[@Auvas_Damask]

Deadpool 2 was cool and dubstep never dies!

[@KaLionVsTheWorld]

LMAO I saw that film in theaters when it came out and I don't live in Russia. Thanks for reminding me of this film.

[@ArchangelExile]

Lol, the main villain looks like a less melted version of Sloth from The Goonies.

[@NavyVet4955]

Only looks slightly less melted than Emil from the first robocop movie.

[@johnwayne9828]

More like mickey Rourke in iron man 2.

[@HiImMach]

I remember seeing the first teaser trailer for it and thinking "this looks pretty dope, a soviet-esque, dark superhero movie"... And then I saw the actual trailers realizing that the first teaser had fuck all to do with the actual movie. Props to whom ever made that one, that 1:30 min was better than the entire movie.

[@wurmschn3693]

Deadpool 2 was cool man

[@ibfvc3940]

shit I made the suit and back facing Doge templates around 2020 - 2021 its surreal to see them in videos

[@kerrychristensen7204]

I got this from Redbox YEARS ago! The ballet/circus scene was underwhelming, but the bear with the machine gun made it worthwhile! 😂❤

[@artemiykopych]

Hope this is not the last video from yours, keep up making cool stuff

[@travismason2811]

I thought Guardians was so much fun, I figured it did well. I mean it was absurd but like in a fun way.

[@dingleburger_premium]

its nice to see that your still making videos man ✊

[@mitsuyodafox3755]

Very well done, you have improved a lot in terms of script and direction ^^

[@Austin-s1d]

To be fair I enjoyed the movie, I enjoyed it for what it was. It just was a movie that you turn your mind off. Just don't expect too much from it. After all it's basically a fantasy.

[@therealstella8101]

Glad to know that I am not the only one to remember of this film. For some reason the second largest media (Mediaset) in my country (Italy) though that dubbing it in Italian and hiring it on their main channel would be a good idea.

[@nastynate3283]

I doubt its much worse than what we have. Im about to defect to russia if we make another heartless and soulless spin off series, in which the amazing original idea is changing the race or gender of a character

[@scoutnine089]

Yoooo this is so sick!!! Also Do you you think the next movie will also preform worse than morbius? Also also, I really like your avatar!

[@Markus-br5zh]

So from my understanding feel free to correct me if I misheard something here, but if the main villan is some sort of science experiment and he can only really do his electricity manipulation ability with that tech he's got embedded in him. Why would they not create a failsafe incase he goes hostile?

[@justrandomstuff6828]

In what world Deadpool 2 sucked?

[@Sebas-kp7nj]

That 3rd impact moment dude!

[@tinysalad3357]

Yo great video! That was sure a trip down memory lane, I even forgot that movie existed

[@aonbrogan8266]

God I love this movie so much. It has just enough budget to make a MCU version of "So bad it's good" which even Marvel can't do because they're so scared of not making money. So instead we have this director with all the control and money he could need to make an absolute piece of dogshit. It's such a perfect terrible passion project that I love so much.

[@Hawkatana]

3:38 This aged well.

[@fen1x_64]

Ayyye, the legend returns!

[@sno7599]

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos' i've ever seen.

[@TristramOrange]

I'll keep it short. Great montage and video overall. Thanks for all the efforts!

[@dr.plague9723]

Good to see you’re doing good brother

[@zinnsoldat6493]

Today's is prighozhins anniversary 🥳

[@animatorFan74]

I watched this and thought it was "ok" though it was very very cheesy. I also watched the Nightwatch movies....they were great and enjoyed those. :)

[@user-gs9qy8yn7n]

Dw bout it. Metro and Stalker can carry that area of Europe.

[@Rich77UK]

The problem with this movie is that its trying to be Hollyweird. Russia should make Russian movies. Recent examples i have seen and enjoyed are T34 (OTT but so much fun and well done), and the Major Grom films.

[@jamesonschaltzdm4476]

"This video was brought to you by COCK!" Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@rurtrd6286]

A lot of nitpicking. The work is of low quiality, no doubt, but so is your criticism.

[@NeonPlanes]

Loved that editing at the beginning

[@michaelccozens]

The "double title reveal" thing is hilarious, especially as it's obviously trying, and horribly failing, to ape the applause moment of the title reveal in the first "Avengers" movie.

[@flyingduck91]

11:27 it sounds like the actor accidentally used a bilabial frivative instead of a plosive, this is a fairly common sound change

[@flyingduck91]

oh when i say that this is a fairly common sound change i dont mean that person consistently does it just that cross linguisticly plosives changing into fricatives is fairly common

[@ayo0029]

"a little bit of this and a little bit of that" ahh movie

[@rinnh8497]

this is excellent

[@CandyWasTaken]

first yt vid to make me laugh in ages bro shit isnt funny like this anymore, love the vid :))

[@rxblackpill]

lmfao "you lost because you didn't have enough access to rocks" and then giving him an electricity whip is so funny

[@BladeStar-uq6xe]

I had actually considered buying this. You just saved me some money.

[@ITSGOOSLIME]

Флор привет, помню как-то в твиттере пересекались ещё 3-4 года назад. Крутой видик, не верится что на это ушло 3 года

[@MM-zg4wu]

After all, 90% of Marvel and DC's evil characters could simply be shot. This shows the stupidity of this cinema.

[@revivemeihavearaygun]

Love the classic free KZbin mp3 music with a blue screen and white text.

[@michaeldamico3000]

I seen this movie right outta jail while I was in rehab…spoiler alert: thanks to the end of the movie we coined the phrase “Full Bear Mode” when the dude dude turned 100% bear…

[@ATRAXXUSA]

Ok but the super speed blade dude is so fucking cool

[@karoussosaristomenes593]

A Super Russian hero movie, say cocainum and throw the wooden leg for good measure.😂

[@itsirrelephantman]

The rise of superhero movies just shows how dumbed down adults have become. The film's are supposed to be for children. Having a man who can control old vehicles is no more silly than an Iron Man character, Iron Man's suit completely ignores inertia, in reality Stark would be turned to mush inside his suit the first time he used it lol

[@ExiledSummoner]

This is the first time I'm hearing of this movie. I feel like it could have been a really cool but the person who had the vision for it didn't have the skill to execute it. Guys, if you have a team of writers helping you with your project, hear them out.😂 Edit: after seeing the section of your video where you talk about everything outside of the movie. As well as seeing the bit where he has a new project about a cartoon.. holy s*** he's still getting work their culture is so cooked.

[@tdab3883]

Glad to see you alive and well lad

[@FrancisTheBerd]

Oh man the beginning is just magical

[@dj_justanotheruser_yt]

Quote from Deadpool 2: "I'm gonna rip you in half"

[@liamwaddleton]

Well worth the wait, holy shit dude! I LOVE youtubers going "hey guys heres a shitty movie you've never heard of, lemme talk about it for a bit." It's one of my favorite kinds of KZbin videos and I'm looking forward to whatever you make next

[@vinmulf171]

rather than Guardian, Russia got a better Superhero movie in MAJOR GROM instead

[@omarmatouq3855]

This isnt avengers at the comie block, this is the red guard at the abandoned shack in vorkuta.

[@andrelockridge9109]

"Night Watch" and mini series "Guest from the Future" fantastic!!👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤

[@iva00005]

I actually liked this movie

[@stasyukthefox8337]

The Goat is Back 🐐

[@DylanWedge04]

3:53 Azov Chan my beloved