Exposing My ~Queer~ Dating Profiles (LESBIAN vs BABY GAY!)

[@ecs8837]

Ashley once made me laugh so hard that I went home and slept with my ex girlfriend PROCEED WITH CAUTION

[@darew1101]

AHHHHHH 😂omg

[@biancaoliveirafonseca2376]

Oh wow

[@leah9532]

🤣😂😂😂👍

[@somecuber7001]

Wow good 4 u

[@SingSirenMae]

Love what you did there haha I laughed so hard when she said that and I seen this comment. 😆🫠🔥😅🤘🤘🤘🤘🙌🌻

[@uhhhidkwhatmynameis]

giving ashley the title of "master baiter" was RIGHT there

[@phoebeats]

now this is premiere content lmaoooo

[@yolandahernandez7078]

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣 how could you?!

[@gracecadet3244]

THANK you, came down here for this 😝

[@Cartoonlover135]

The way you two bounce off eachother is HILARIOUS I'm laughing the whole time

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

Ashley KILLS me

[@thewillow3457]

throw in kate and you might die from laughter

[@ThatGirlShelbyy]

Ashley : “Is this enough rainbow?” Alayna : “Is this enough cuff?” Had me absolutely dying 🤣😭🤣😭 Also your names are cute together 🥺😅💕 hi from NS🇨🇦

[@cellobotomy6368]

Ashley would IMMEDIATELY be like "mm yeah i'd bounce off Alayna"

[@Rinofficial285]

Same

[@csage04]

my therapist once said “it’s just a dating profile, not a graduate thesis” and i feel like that sums up this video pretty well.

[@annabeinglazy5580]

I May or May Not have said that to friends before 😂

[@LamAnopro_]

Why wdym

[@Almightyrastus]

"I'm your rock,; boulder me bitch" - best line ever.

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

I quoted this over text to her IMMEDIATELY while editing

[@annabeinglazy5580]

Hits different when you do bouldering 👀

[@irradiated_woman8016]

A wise woman once said: "tough lesbian chicks always dress like, _the coolest_ sixth grade boy" This describes my adult woman wardrobe a bit too perfectly, and I love seeing Ashley's... coolboy-core? fits.

[@ocp5062]

the wisest woman

[@starrr365]

The pink one so terrify

[@davidstone7108]

Ashley also missed the opportunity to ask you, in reference to riding the joke to the end, "Are YOU the joke? Do they need to ride YOU to the end? And which end?"

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

I had someone message me with the opening line “what if I’m the joke”

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@AlaynaJoyOfficial Great reference to us Joy Riders, thanks.

[@mailyak442]

@@AlaynaJoyOfficial OMG 😅😂

[@linoyhib6899]

I think you meant "...which hand?"* no no I'd take myself out sorry🤣

[@emmyisurmom]

the laughter is contagious and Ashley got me with that spit command 😳

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

honestly considered editing it out, glad I didn't 😳

[@emmyisurmom]

@@AlaynaJoyOfficial 🙏doin the lords work

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@AlaynaJoyOfficial Don't you dare cut out such a good joke.

[@pennyforyourthoughts4]

Ashley is the type of person you just can't sip your drink around because she's always saying some funny shit 😂 I adored this video the laughter was contagious 👏 Thanks for sharing, rock on!

[@shannonleeann5643]

So is that color lesbian yellow? Is it the standard uniform? Do you need to be a certain level of lesbian?

[@SinisterSaturation]

Yeah, it's like martial arts but instead of belts it's tops and bottoms. Cuz. You know. Guess they're both yellow level tops.

[@anger101]

So we’re not going to talk about the color coordinated outfits? Love it.

[@ilTHfeaa]

I matched with a girl named Jenny and my opening line was “I hope you’re more likeable than jenny from the L word” and she unmatched me 😂😂😂

[@cleo5892]

😭 that’s such a jenny response

[@dandeliondunmer3637]

Damn😂

[@ruthsdyspraxiacontent]

hahah amazing

[@CertifiedPsychiatrist]

Lmfao, she missed out.

[@somecuber7001]

Damn bruh

[@Charlotte-cf4pd]

wow they’re even matching!!! iconic 💁‍♀️

[@kenbrown2927]

This video could also be called-- "Queer people laugh at each other, but no one makes a move." Auh, a tale as old as time.

[@SonataOfPeace]

ASHLEY WAS SO CHAOTIC SHE MADE ALAYNA FORGET TO DO THE COUGH

[@etheplant]

this video was just a delight. also i cant believe that two lesbians would become dating coathes for me as a baby trans gay guy but hey i'm not complaining lol.

[@kmcclellan9820]

I love when Alayna and Ashley collab! I was introduced to Ashley when she first came on the channel and immediately went and subbed to hers. Y'all are so funny together and the gayness of you two brings me so much joy. Love the queer chaos! Keep it up with this wonderful series!

[@bobbiejeanraper5156]

You and Ashley are so funny together. She gets you so flustered.

[@kaylabarnes5556]

The reason I love Alayna's profile is that it's so diverse. There are pictures of her: in nature, doing something she loves, joking around, going out on the town. The jokes in this video are golden but so is Alayna's profile, in all seriousness.

[@vc3663]

Whenever Alayna doesn't cough I worry she's been kidnapped and is trying to blink us a message.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

No cough, no cat shirt, no cat kiss, no cat at all, something is very wrong.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@Yang Cristina That's another proof Alayna has been kidnapped. The kidnapper made them wear matching uniforms.

[@TimdeVisser86]

Ashley: 'I'm gonna roast this baby gay' Also Ashley: 'Alayna Joy will make you come SO hard...'

[@themrs9407]

I love how chaotic y'all are.

[@luisherrera9849]

You too are awesome and hilarious. When Ashley said be a good girl and spit had me laughing

[@aralynjade]

Ashley called Alayna mommy was that foreshadowing for chosen family?

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

If Ashley wrote a dating book, I would buy it

[@carolina72720]

You two SHOULD do a video on how to start a conversation with someone (wlw), i love this video and i would for sure watch a video on this topic also!!!

[@jakobjohnson984]

Damn, y'all are matching and everything

[@graylace]

The two of you are giving very Mae Martin/Feel Good energy in this video, and I am very much here for it

[@TheNameIsStacey]

Absolutely LOVE you and Ashley’s vibe together 😅 Can’t stop laughing and you guys work well feeding off each other’s energy ✌🏼 And THANKYOU Alayna for introducing me to BetterHelp; social anxiety always made it hard to think about seeing a therapist; but seeing your promos and knowing it can be a message based system was a game changer ❤️❤️❤️ Can’t thank you enough for being my light in dark times and helping me feel okay to find help

[@cael_aj]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's picky about an opening line because I get so many first messages that are just, "hi" or "how's it going?" And I sigh every time because there's nothing to work with there.

[@jodiac]

This is real, this is raw, this is vulnerable. My new bio.

[@Hollymodz]

i can't wait to watch this video Alayna!!! brings such a smile to my face! i need more ashley on this channel, please 🙃

[@irradiated_woman8016]

I'm a proud joybaby. Loved you two on the pod this week, as always. The unedited video was wild lol.

[@lilp3903]

Omg?! This is the first video I’ve ever watched on this channel… I was NOT expecting to see a location where I live from an Americans video?! The bar she’s sat across at 7:30 is a gay bar called the Viaduct in Leeds, England!! That rainbow bridge is an iconic staple of the pride parades we hold here in Leeds! Such a huge coincidence

[@kylejackson6531]

The thing is I would love to just watch an episode of yall just talking

[@gabspatate]

Alayna was on Ashley's podcast 'We're having gay sex', check it out!

[@kylejackson6531]

@@gabspatate thanks i will

[@haisal2846]

I really want a crossover with these two and @makingemi it would be a wild ride 😃

[@liamclarke64]

Always love watching content you two make together!!!

[@latischahuller]

I clicked on it because it 2 of my favorites! I gotta know if you two planned the matching colors! 🤣

[@RUEGREY]

Did you guys mean to wear the same shirt? haha! love it

[@melissagoode151]

My opening line is "paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado" so I'm not sure what energy I'm attracting 🤣

[@Eduardo-xy8jj]

Gods, im like a gay cis male and im driven to write it all in a notebook. Good tea, good advice !

[@zrae4389]

I am "walk thru the woods and look at ferns" type of outdoorsy too. ✌️ or slowly float along the river in the canoe kinda shit. That's a vibe.

[@lincymoonen228]

Hahahahh omg this video was sooo funny. 😂😂😂 honestly ashleys opening lines are TOP TIER

[@biancachristina7302]

This is the type of queer chaos I honestly live for ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@livridley3515]

This duo will always be god tier. I will never tire of it

[@margoblaha1398]

Loving the interaction 😂 you two should definitely collab again!

[@snehapradhan5591]

this video is pure chaos and i love every second of it 😌

[@ThatGirlShelbyy]

That beanie/green shirt/comfy pants camping outfit with the cup was cute though?!? 🤷🏼‍♀️😅 Ashley : “Is this enough rainbow?” Alayna : “Is this enough cuff?” Had me absolutely dying 🤣😭🤣😭 Also your names are cute together 🥺😅💕 hi from NS🇨🇦

[@MsBethylou]

The chaos of these two makes me think of them as the lesbian version of Trixie and Katya!

[@resvirarontic3050]

You know I once tried to be cool but came out really nervous, flirting was bad, stance was bad, compliment was bad, even my mom had to help me get her phone number. 🤣

[@giovannaflister7167]

Ashley makes Alayna flustered and she also makes me

[@VictorVonGrooove]

This was the first video with Ashley in it. The moment she called me a little bitch, I knew I would follow her forever.

[@raeechil]

I feel like I’m looking in the mirror with Ashley, that daily harvest smoothie cup is in my trash can right now, and once I crawl out of bed finally I’ll be putting on nearly that exact outfit. Am I gay?

[@docxen]

love it Alayna's camera feels bad for her and tries to unfocus on her

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Ashley hand validation Is all we need 😁👍 Edit: where was the cough tho 🥺

[@gabbieshetlar1891]

Being in Kansas, can confirm there was just a tornado here 🤣💚

[@GBLYBT]

the matching mustard lol

[@kotyashkotyash873]

That warm up at the beginning has just stolen my tumb up, geez

[@NettylSpryngs]

WAIT THE PUMPKIN THING IS A GAY THING. I literally did this today 👀👀👀 I HAD NO IDEA BUT ALSO IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[@watsonandbscuriousdays]

omg..never stop making these videos!! you’re excitement about being a baby gay is actually so helpful ❤️ also..ashley and alayna in one video is just the best :)

[@VeeJayASMR]

Alayna, your catch phrase 'You can be gay if you want to' really resonates with me. Thank you ♥️

[@Catastropheshe]

Got from Ashley channel didn't expected part 2 🤣 I'm gonna die from asphyxiation lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@vallentinac9513]

I wish your videos with Ashley never ended...

[@theogserena]

Where was Kate and her whistle, lolol TWEEEEEEET TWEEEEET!!!

[@sami-yc3xj]

Ashley is truly the queen of roast (nay the queen of comedy) she roasted me once, it was hilariously and brutally accurate… one of my greatest accomplishments was getting roasted by ashgavscomedy

[@qt_stacy]

lol I love the level of command y’all both had parasocially in. alena struggles with empathy (ugh how compassionate of her loljk) ashley and i have no shame lmao. however i don’t trust better help anymore so i’ll hopefully find a local psychiatrist. i definitely need to be medicated for my adhd i think it could change my lack of productivity due to constantly distracting myself

[@dairedunn1486]

It's getting harder and harder to do the mental gymnastics required to believe I'm not in love with Alayna's fingers

[@maddiesmyth2344]

the colour coordination is *chef kiss*

[@probablyalex]

I could listen to you two talk for hours

[@valentinasoto4906]

I LOOOVVV THAT PHOTO IN THE WOODS SHUUUT UP

[@slee1546]

I have an unhealthy love for Ashley

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

same

[@ashgavs]

Alayna are you flirting with me

[@johnlox398]

13:24 - 13:54 Must resist the urge to write Smut Fanfic >-< The "to reign yourself in"-stuff ain't helpin'!

[@trac79itlab24]

Absolutely love your guys' chaotic energy, so excited whenever I see you guys doing vids together

[@beaniebb]

Ashley made Alayna laugh so hard i found out she had a tongue ring lmfao

[@brak1615]

Alayna I love the way you try to make sure everyone feels safe and validated. Also your profiles (both of them) are wonderful. 🥰🥰

[@c.aar_vroom]

Love how they’re matching

[@reedcunningham2007]

It's the matching outfit colors for me

[@tremkl]

As a gay male, I’m just thrilled if the opening line isn’t “u up?”

[@noxmullen3961]

It's good that you decide to have boundaries but know that no matter what you tell us as an audience we don't judge and we still think ur amazing ❤️

[@lincymoonen228]

That one part after the outro is so funny 😂 i would love to see random parts like that as outro after your outro more often

[@ameleamusic]

the fact Alayna is holding a mug I gave her during this section... 13:32 not sure how to feel about this 😂😳

[@snemehta3274]

"i call it sex pumpkin" is absolutely killing me, please this was so funny

[@nubian_queen4471]

The halo staying over Ashley's head for like 3 frames got funnier every frame

[@ducky_ek5119]

We need a Alayna Ashley and Mak collab!

[@afrenchrussian4841]

Im slammed F watching this video from the UK and im loving the configence its giving me

[@shakeerab.6387]

This was hilarious. I'm single and horrible on dating apps, in terms of choosing photos, and opening lines .. need help lol

[@ashleymadgett3684]

This was awesome thank you!!! I appreciate the collaborations and different points 😆 ty!!!

[@andgainingspeed]

On the next collab video Ashley should make Alayna's profile and replace the one made by Alayna's sister. In my mind's eye I see Alayna's photos with her hands blurred pixelated or with black bars on them to intrigue potential dating partners. Hands down (or hands up) one of the funniest guests on the channel. 👍👉👇🖖🤚🤛🙏😐😅😋🥰

[@cutelittledevil88]

O my, my veiny hands are finally an asset? We call them crocodile hands in my family.

[@NiamhIsANinja]

Not the viaduct bridge getting absolutely roasted. Every gay who has ever been to leeds has a picture with that bridge

[@vslifeofcycles5415]

Ah man. A beautiful woman talked to me on the street one time (about my bike). And she was amazing. And I let her walk away without getting her number!!

[@bellamckinnon8655]

This was so chaotic and I’m very here for it haha

[@mrc2205]

So Alayna, when will you be roasting Ashley’s Tinder?

[@littlerayofsunshine8825]

Love the banter and energy of this duo!

[@majareinhardt4325]

thisss duo>>>>>>>

[@ananyakallianpur4956]

The subtitles say actually Kevin when you introduced Ashley XDXD

[@livbrooks4194]

every time you collab i genuinely cannot tell if i want to date ashley or just be her best fuckin friend 😂😂

[@frauleinpumuckl4280]

I love the lake picture it’s so aesthetic

[@scubagoldfish45]

Ashley hand validation

[@mp2d997]

My two favourite internet lesbians. I’m feeling too much rn