LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyrics of All Time

Such gems include "I keep it 300 like the Romans," "England is my city," and "I am the table."
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[@labda6391]

I like this one: *Woman getting brutally stabbed* [Intro: Eminem] Yeah

[@satoshimenon4306]

Comedy heaven

[@infernus2438]

This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol

[@jaycee598]

What song was that? Same Song and Dance?

[@infernus2438]

@@jaycee598 The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB

[@jaycee598]

Infernus oh ok

[@contronatura]

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

"Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross

[@LESTR97]

“Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”

[@cyborgcuttlefish6326]

That was literally my first thought when I saw the title

[@maximillianreichel1748]

this is 100% the worst

[@tjcogger1974]

Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.

[@noticethez]

"I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

[@EugeneAxe]

Oof, that one's a doozy.

[@moaz6395]

Loool is that fr?

[@darklightprojector2688]

Eugene Ax a dookie 💩

[@lapisthehuman]

Legend

[@nolanvaughn25]

69th like

[@goldgotcensored2583]

"I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

[@devinixm8235]

Theres no way that line wasn't ironic

[@maskgas9810]

“Playing fortnite with your grandma”

[@Uub27]

@@devinixm8235 the whole song was ironic lmao

[@Harrylarry600]

people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.

[@MacenW]

@@Harrylarry600 kill shot is Eminem going off

[@dj_matanzaa]

Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

[@EuroFootballNew]

😂💀

[@pLbyyy]

Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour

[@alanuzcategui2591]

The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl

[@80degrees33]

Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.

[@hashly8521]

were you there?

[@featherycoffee1401]

Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

[@isaaccain853]

who said that ahaha

[@grln930]

@@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by "I never have sex with a condom on Cause I wanna repopulate my city My city My hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood" have fun

[@zambience6]

What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"

[@mjz5254]

Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@elnickel815]

Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".

[@juliet6400]

Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

[@lucasmartin4127]

I...agree!

[@hadolfitler3316]

*Shirthony* *Thieftano*

[@BangerisNewGod]

Yeah definitely agree

[@sant2511]

*i agree*

[@tannerlokey9518]

Juliet This shirt, it’s uh... it’s NOT GOOD

[@aurum7472]

"said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

[@yoshidaaimi34]

god tier women equality drake, thanks

[@heinztomatoketchup1534]

Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭

[@JSGRanks]

As a queer person, it honestly annoys me to hell when straight men say that

[@ziwuri]

@@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.

[@JSGRanks]

@@ziwuri You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆

[@alphahombre9501]

I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

[@alphahombre9501]

A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake

[@inb8455]

Another legendary kodak line: “I get stupid on a nigga, like I’m autistic”

[@aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852]

Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak

[@soup3420]

That's a great line. You must be confused

[@trevorellis-guice5794]

I’m fucking young ma long as she gotta coochie

[@amazingamer360]

“If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.” - Bobby Shmurda

[@kanske_gunnar2073]

The goat

[@ftyropek]

Shmurda is a thoughtful man

[@kavyakrishnakumar2738]

This line is making me doubt reality

[@caesarspeaks]

That’s just good pet advice

[@farleyhaskard5270]

Honestly I like it

[@Albert-xw3nk]

“Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius

[@novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059]

KAJSHHSHAKSHDUAADSHSK

[@simplygoks]

HAHAHAH So stupid

[@dxshawn532]

😭

[@ljm_6161]

"hey can I get a coke please" "yeah sure here you go" "what the fuck you don't care about my health at all do you"

[@Nik-wo7hk]

ngl that’s some pretty good lyrics I fuck with that

[@qazwsx6340]

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

[@tannerwilson8459]

he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol

[@peoplelegend8476]

At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!

[@arsenic-catnip]

I don't care what your into but dude.

[@Ducaso]

I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.

[@madeleinep.828]

What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD

[@joshuaserrano8483]

"And I'm Kanye West" -Kevin Hart

[@namtrof01]

Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart

[@moozdoomz7573]

Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked

[@Max-bh3fp]

ded🥵😂😂

[@Ben-ff6hc]

That line was the best part of earth

[@andrewoid4711]

@@ryanflanagan9624 omg shut up

[@DM.123]

"She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

[@themariokid2310]

The sky is blue, blue is the sky

[@r.a.k4390]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@Samuraiuni]

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@AJ-og4ru]

😭this whole thread😂😂

[@JV-xk1nk]

The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing

[@sblort123]

"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" -the Beatles

[@vlmpapc]

''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles

[@annaes1631]

Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three -The Beatles

[@troliskimosko]

@@bruce1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"

[@realstiffy]

I AM THE WALRUS

[@troliskimosko]

realstiffy goo goo gjoob

[@lancedang2047]

" How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay " Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

[@Mich-jk2ze]

I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that

[@eethannnn]

tyler the creator did it first, “How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”

[@samylemzaoui2298]

it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?

[@josephrichards7624]

This is a bar wym

[@TheMcgillacuddy]

This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂

[@jacksonminton6513]

“I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty” -Kodak Black

[@spacey4216]

no way that’s real

[@matthansigowa3988]

@@spacey4216 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie

[@jamesmontgomery8347]

This song goes hard tho...

[@jacksonminton6513]

@@jamesmontgomery8347 not kodak’s part lmao

[@sonnylegreat]

I fucking love that line 😂

[@Robertoni7]

“You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly

[@CyckOne]

This needs more likes... ..cuz, Jesus tap dancing Christ, that line...

[@emmanuelg5755]

Goddamn...not might be the best but that was hella creative..I can't💀

[@jommish_clips]

Lol

[@eightenten2010]

LMAO *laughs in russian*

[@5T3PH3N100]

Pimp juice WoooooooHOOOOOOOOooooooo

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

[@grungyasscinema]

“I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)

[@niccy266]

I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt

[@asdfmovie265]

at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line

[@koenmetekohy1296]

Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh

[@achair650]

@@koenmetekohy1296 I don't think he even know words, man.....

[@bannedcheese]

pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

[@TrackHustlersENT]

Yeah, pitbull is super smart.

[@FreeTimeFeats]

Waluigi to Luigi

[@kk8490]

“We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

[@Liex59]

To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it

[@Lulu_Lime]

That whole song was uh.... something?

[@kmcorrea5805]

Do you fuck with the war?

[@guccidane]

KM Correa Huh?

[@kk8490]

@KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.

[@squatonthecomet1306]

“I go so hard they call me go so hard” -lil Wayne

[@MYNAMACHEF]

Based

[@CreatureVision]

Squat On The Comet actually this is bars

[@rickeymitchell8303]

Squat On The Comet better than bob Dylan

[@zackzallie8735]

@@rickeymitchell8303 Lil Wayne is much better than the Dylan guy that no one knows about.

[@maxxvii2037]

@@zackzallie8735 Lil Wayne was the Tambourine man

[@heavenwaits]

i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

[@SahloFolina2161]

Just tell on themselves, man.

[@lisalegato0109]

Ikr? Check out Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmg Urine is a sicko.

[@mammamiaculpa]

rap snitches

[@thatoneguy3332]

​@@mammamiaculpatelling all their business

[@kill0cam0teabagger]

​@@thatoneguy3332 sit in the an be their own star witness

[@feariing]

“I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy

[@Noah-iv6rb]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@soylentcompany5235]

He actually said I watched my grandpa save pennies but i prefer the other version

[@feariing]

Random Shitposter maybe thats the joke of it

[@crackedsexhaver6963]

Random Shitposter WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS BASING MY COLLEGE THESIS OFF THAT SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA REWRITE THIS 143 PAGE ESSAY FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKKK

[@biggyd336]

@@soylentcompany5235 gee really!?!. How ever could i have known

[@alexsanchez5193]

“If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

[@chrisg1621]

I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

Basic education really helps

[@Tobiemoss]

hahaha, only in america

[@oyedeleisiaka5726]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zqq4k42Br8-ogq8

[@SuperSilvi1990]

@Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.

[@watermelon1184]

"Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

[@Advent3546]

oh my god, so d e e p

[@almightyfalcon]

God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now

[@Prolificx]

@Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.

[@princesr]

Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified

[@jeromeb715]

I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that

[@MassiveCatLittleLegs]

"She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

[@lateralus2001]

😂😂

[@rossh7186]

Classic

[@ahmaddanial3890]

"I feel good, sometimes I don't" - Drake

[@Designed1]

"I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

[@dxshawn532]

@@Designed1 Satirical? No?

[@rudypattea4772]

drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me

[@shaqeatskobe]

"I don't take naps"

[@Hamppariranskis]

Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

[@Audacityy-]

"im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic

[@RomanZolanski123]

Don’t listen to logic can’t tell if real or fake

[@gigatronusprime]

@@RomanZolanski123 it is, I'm pretty sure.

[@rrafeeee]

@@RomanZolanski123 It's real...

[@rp1455]

GigatronusPrime link?

[@pp3917]

LMFAOOO

[@MacenW]

“Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ” Kanye west I actually love this line

[@big_sea]

yes

[@aclstudios]

Ok that one actually is clever though

[@Polyfusia]

It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.

[@JumpSonic]

"Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

[@rodrigoperes3336]

He ain't say that ironically?

[@OfficialDJLaxative]

Rodrigo Peres lol

[@gregorycomey]

It's just super awkward

[@falo4043]

@@rodrigoperes3336 Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe

[@diosrightcalfmuscle4090]

I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.

[@fatcat22able]

So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

[@josephpullium5026]

Read your comment as soon as I saw it

[@joshuarobinson25]

Why am I just now noticing that?

[@danieljones3846]

That sly melon

[@dracop4130]

And then it grows back 😳😳

[@hivolt_inc]

gotta keep his head clean

[@logspace5294]

“This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull I can’t tell if this is the best or worst

[@dog1955]

The best, obviously

[@v.ugurkoksal2810]

😂😂😂

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

Dale

[@QuietBatperson96]

Giggity.

[@maxxvii2037]

MR WORLDWIDE

[@badbtchxo]

“Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce” - Nicki Minaj

[@_UglyBarnacle]

oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.

[@TR13400]

"Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"

[@hellboy3652]

@@TR13400 🤮

[@bruh......2005]

That's soo random wtf lol

[@Cooz.]

@@_UglyBarnacle no she’s not a rapper or even good at that, she’s only used for sex sales

[@zionluke5407]

“I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite” - Logic

[@Realblack_m0nster]

Nah

[@JD-od6jh]

@ً Goddamn he did. That's just so trash and way below what I expected from Logic.

[@mattyash8935]

Zion Luke it was a good song but that lyric is out of place imo

[@Junkb666]

he only said it cause the game was still popular or at least relevant at the time

[@Designed1]

"I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Among Us" - Logic 2020

[@timstolper9664]

“Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese” - U Was at the Club

[@TMmodify]

I find this song almost touching because the guy seems so honest,and yeah it's bad but you're not going to tell a child that his drawing is shit

[@danielburgess7101]

I love that song

[@grandhustle8711]

It actually makes sense tho. He‘s talking about his own eyes looking chinese because he‘s so high and I guess his lady is from china.

[@katchupp5067]

“I was so young, when I was born.” - George Harrison

[@TMmodify]

Yeah,the Beatles have among both the best and the worst lyrics out there

[@Mautd97]

BANGER of a track though

[@lordgnippoc2278]

comedic genius

[@uwuwu9]

Kinda deep doe

[@hippojuice23]

That was a joke. Have you seen the vid? All tounge and cheek!

[@LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS]

“In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

[@ToubYu]

This is a lyrical masterpiece

[@josephmathabela]

"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake

[@harlslee8747]

do they

[@josephmathabela]

@@harlslee8747 "they do, they do!"

[@bluefacebaby4663]

Peppermint Tea Please I just wanna finish what you think you started

[@neo1675]

@@bluefacebaby4663 man you boys just got to Hollywood you boys just STAAAARTED

[@bluefacebaby4663]

Neo with the accent you don’t know what you just started

[@Alec.V.]

How could no one mention this classic? “Who can relate? [woo]” -Logic, on the topic of suicide

[@tjfaulkner4117]

"1-800 then I kill the pussy who can relate" is just ass bad 😂

[@leftalone9881]

I actually hate this song. I think it’s just awful.

[@HyenaFox]

Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"

[@clickhere2d1e]

ALL MY SUICIDAL BROTHAS IN THE CLUB PUT YO HANDS IN THE AAAAAIR!

[@jakdee1295]

Exact reason I've always thought it was a stupid song. One reason anyway.

[@theepicwaffle5212]

“I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” - Shakira, 2009

[@alanboshoff20]

This says alot about society

[@theepicwaffle5212]

@@alanboshoff20 haha

[@starshinestudiosofficial]

Yet we live in one.

[@blazicgd]

2001*

[@elscourou6654]

That one is so funny I genuinely can’t hate it

[@squilliumfancyson5228]

Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

[@lolusuck386]

Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.

[@Ducaso]

Damn that is so true.

[@isaacramsay7889]

Your pfp is based

[@MrDemonWorm]

What does that make Kid Rock?

[@CharlesVDoktaur]

@@MrDemonWorm Just a crackhead

[@josephhanicak7922]

I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

[@Lemonssssss]

It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent

[@ZLaw21]

@@Lemonssssss dope bar breakdown

[@noahdiluca9857]

it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g

[@toastedt140]

@@ZLaw21 lmao found the Genius writer

[@winterwarden]

Word

[@vascocarvalho2451]

"You got the yum, yum, yum, yum You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa Whoa-ooh Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy" Justin Bieber, "Yummy"

[@bogdanrankovic543]

Basically whole song is terrible

[@BossInvader1]

No joke, that song has credits for the writing of the lyrics alone of SIX PEOPLE. Yeah... it took SIX PEOPLE to write that literal dooky. /NotSarcasm

[@solartea_]

@@BossInvader1 jesus christ what?

[@BossInvader1]

@@solartea_ Hey, that kind of depth takes a team to acquire.

[@bonitamk2901]

@@BossInvader1 😂😂😂😂lmao

[@Raphie009]

"What's next, what's next, what's *N-X-E-T* " - Warren G

[@faqih9685]

vsauce

[@nai3371]

He also spells his own name wrong in the same song. He spells his name Warrer G.

[@mrwassef]

Someone needs to Regulate his lyrics

[@flaminninjaシ]

@@mrwassef 💀

[@LDVenus-kz2lc]

@@mrwassef bruhh

[@dacypher22]

So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

[@correctopinion4708]

"I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno" Macklemore

[@indianajones8958]

Imagine being a male feminist lol

[@hamishbarrett7695]

@@indianajones8958 yeah imagine not being lmao shut up dipshit

[@michaelegan3522]

calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is

[@indianajones8958]

Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣

[@yearnpill]

Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp

[@CFBeats]

“I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic

[@aelphind4954]

thats not even that bad compared to the rest on here

[@psyche7668]

Aelphin nah it’s horrible

[@aelphind4954]

@@psyche7668 its really not

[@psyche7668]

Aelphin yes it is, it’s trash coming from logic who was showing true potential then just destroyed it

[@aelphind4954]

PSYCHE what are you on about

[@riccardofontanesi8082]

I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin

[@ergaberga8356]

Thought you could be ironic and post tpab lyrics

[@formaadu4641]

Riccardo Fontanesi I wish I could like your comment a thousand times😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔 so true

[@lint1234]

i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

[@NickyDiamond44]

The boggle rhyme is dope

[@dizzydaisy909]

That last one's riffing on Run-DMC right?

[@CraigS-gs7ku]

“My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet” - Chief Keef

[@jad9049]

i think my choppa gay*

[@laboiamma]

Honestly. BARS.

[@mxbley]

😂😂😂😂

[@thabanitrevor1390]

😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

[@Gonnnzo-]

Fucking poetry

[@liamburgess2215]

‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic

[@brandonayong752]

" the best part about talking shit on my back is that it gets back to me ". Big Sean

[@redoni9175]

how uncanny cus he made keanuu reeves waaaayy b4 when fortnite was popular

[@tgbhybbcarr2452]

This was when fortnite was good tho

[@lewey5456]

@@redoni9175 it was definitely after and a but during the hype that he said that

[@coolintuitivename4910]

Bu-Bu-but fortnite is pretty good. You only think it bad because a few cringe children play it

[@beefyoreo7590]

"its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling

[@memoriesmuseum2824]

Who said this

[@thedukejr5126]

The man himself. Fred Durst.

[@lolusuck386]

Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.

[@Bat-Georgi]

Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0

[@ercoleborgiano]

@@lolusuck386 fr

[@rowan-priince1860]

The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.

[@churricardo1457]

“Please stop being petty, I don’t want no more spaghetti” -Quavo, You Said

[@lucasayala5967]

chur ricardo that’s a great verse besides that line

[@hayzmation5354]

_lol I have no idea what you could mean_ I mean it rhymes so it’s good, right? *Right??*

[@MustiiXD]

dont forget quavo also said "Nah you don't want no drama boy I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy"

[@ludooliver8728]

Still an elite verse

[@SlickSkuddy]

Migos used to have that hunger and their verses had a bit more soul than it has now more specifically Quavo. Quavo just don’t gaf anymore.

[@Olorin486]

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant."

[@ruthie2001]

jaden can still get it

[@heartache5742]

mood

[@grey-pilled5253]

@@heartache5742 text in your icon certainly checks out

[@heartache5742]

@@grey-pilled5253 i know.

[@gpu213]

I think you meant to post this comment on "greatest lyrics of all time"

[@petroleumjelly417]

“Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine

[@tommytimmy8441]

i don’t really mind that one bc it’s supposed to be ironic. although i understand your viewpoint.

[@thephoenixgamer1213]

Huh!?

[@justinmontalvo2819]

@@tommytimmy8441 exactly

[@declannichols5163]

The only appropriate response to that lyric is “yes”

[@mikeholcomb9013]

That lyric has been engraved into my brain

[@d1n0alg75]

People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300 The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected. To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

[@user-lv6mu8er9z]

The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have

[@TheFinalFarewell]

People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too

[@Polyfusia]

Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.

[@franciscogalante3913]

Never let me slip, cause if i slip then im slippin - Dr. Dre

[@ethanielclyne5810]

It looks so stupid but it sounds amazing with his delivery and voice

[@MaxSnowDude]

Well technically idk if he writes any of his lyrics

[@noahdiluca9857]

slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense

[@franciscogalante3913]

@@noahdiluca9857 yeah you're right but it still looks stupid, there's meaning to it but he could have said it in another way

[@L1am21]

He means in a gang sense as in getting caught out by an enemy gang.

[@jasonace007able]

"Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black

[@WiloPolis03]

She was like 15 when she wrote that tho, whatever Edit- *13

[@Cosmic_Catstronaut]

I always thought it was 'after words', which is so much worse.

[@pratimangautam6541]

@@WiloPolis03 she didn't write that song

[@WiloPolis03]

@@pratimangautam6541 She didn't write Friday? Unless this is a fake quote Fantano comment and in which case don't censor my name in the woooosh post

[@zackzallie8735]

@@WiloPolis03 lol meanwhile Biggie Smalls freestylin' at the age of 17 wtf does that had to with age?

[@loosetube5417]

2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing. 'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'

[@etercious]

That’s actually a bar

[@randomchannel1566]

"Rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix"

[@dudebr0599]

"she got a big booty so i call her big booty"

[@elgooghosent7080]

@@dudebr0599 SKRT SKRT

[@firelizard2]

Wish a n**** would, like a kitchen cabinet

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

"You think you the shit? You ain't even the fart." - Ice Spice

[@Human_Taxidermy]

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!" - Kid Rock

[@markmayonnaise1163]

So that's why he's called that

[@phillipbowman3151]

That's terrible. Lol

[@radioactive_moose]

From the Osmosis Jones movie

[@grape9926]

Mark Mayonnaise LMAO BRUHHH IM DYING

[@manuelsilva9993]

@@markmayonnaise1163 that was fuckin funny

[@ashleighholmes8422]

“That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

[@aguydragon6999]

When there is a hot coffee pot

[@JSzFifipirka]

that's an awfully real gun

[@breeban3388]

I forgot!

[@bobandtay7139]

Should i drop it on Donald Trumps head? Probably not.

[@paulelroy6650]

I'm sure em stans find a way to praise this as genius

[@jibb.]

“Why you gotta fight me at the cheesecake, you know I love to go there.” - Drake

[@bigtony1434]

But why she have to do him like that, at the mf CHEESECAKE

[@monterothebeast]

He talking about she drawlin everywhere

[@moneymike1762]

I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

[@mort4825]

my condolences man :(

[@jakedanielsen4512]

That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that

[@bencarlson4300]

Exploded?

[@kalenam6524]

"I just ate a sushi from Japan , now I'm gonna kick it Jackie Chan" 😑😑

[@SW-fn7cl]

Yeah that might actually be the worst

[@H41030v3rki110ny0u]

love the insight of Chinese generally hating the Japanese, too

[@jordanalex6880]

song was a vybe though

[@WoahLookAtThatFreak]

@@jordanalex6880 That line was mind numbingly stupid though

[@jordanalex6880]

@@WoahLookAtThatFreak yeah definitely. first time i heard it i was like "huh?" but then im like "eh, whatever. issa bop"

[@millhouse1696]

"Im like a squirrel, always looking for a nut" -Pitbull

[@kmcorrea5805]

"They're just tryin to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world." - DOOM

[@venus9343]

I dont think 50 cent understands how squirrels work

[@isaacnishimura8044]

nah bro this bar is hard

[@GorillaFan_32]

what

[@leonjakobsen272]

I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac" But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it. TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

[@jonw7111]

“Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro

[@zackauz]

"Rubber band banks, boi-oi-oing Tokyo diamonds, choi-oi-oing" - Young Dro

[@michaelavanessian8558]

Honestly "Japanese diet" is a cool pun (Japan's legislature's called the diet). Shame young dro dropped the ball on it.

[@egg_musubi]

young dro supports the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

[@brandonayong752]

So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line " But she never lost her head even when she was giving head" If a rapper said that it would be a meme

[@spodefollower]

@@michaelavanessian8558 he could have just replaced "kimchi" with "sushi", same syllables and rhyme and actually makes sense lol

[@LeChimp7]

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'." -Dr. Dre

[@hahahayeahbut3099]

they say pictures paint a thousand words, well these words paint a thousand pictures

[@jj-pm7wm]

@@hahahayeahbut3099 thats lowkey fire

[@MB-jy7nz]

Doesn’t dre have a ghost writer as well?

[@SqueakyNeb]

This line has annoyed me since forever. Like it's bad. Like how do you, as a professional, in the music industry, say that into a microphone unironically, and think "yes I should publish that".

[@laidback3358]

never let me eat, cause if i eat then i'm eatin'🤣🤣🤣

[@DougCreasy]

"smoking loud like Ri-Ri, been drinking gotta go pee pee" -Uncle Murda

[@QuiltyExperience]

I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

[@OjiSensei]

“How they got me battling Elvis Pussley?” -Nick Cannon’s diss to Eminem

[@seppyteppy]

lmfaooo I forgot about this

[@vapeshrimp5220]

Yeah, if Eminem is Elvis 50 Cent may as well be Dean Martin

[@lilfridge5652]

That was so bad I cringed

[@luisgarciamejia4366]

I mean its funny lol

[@blindheart7937]

LMAO

[@LukesGamePage]

Pitbull's 'music' is a goldmine of incredibly awful lyrics- here's a sample: '“Your man just left/I’m the plumber tonight/Let me check your pipes/Oh, you’re the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites.”

[@ajtg3807]

Luke's Game Page dale

[@JulesC07]

That's an absolute banger

[@eccentricaste3232]

The checked his pipe. Didn't know he's gay. I learn new stuff everyday.

[@ztrujillo96]

Its an artistic way of saying "Imma fill you up once your man leaves" lmao

[@herbalmaharaj8790]

Wut

[@willemdafriend2334]

“Shush girl, shut your lips Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips”- 3OH!3

[@wanderingwonder111]

Okay that is halarious tho

[@huimang94]

Holy shit I was just transported back to middle school lmao

[@cl5314]

I haven't heard that name in years

[@ThePi314Man]

WHOA OH

[@kayd.926]

Lmaooooooo, srry hellen keller but this is too funny

[@knightwing5169]

8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid. That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

[@sheins295]

Are we just gonna forget about the time gudda gudda said “She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad And I got her n***a Grocery bag”

[@BboyDJFLIP]

Shantell Heins I literally just commented this and thought damn I can’t be the only one who remembers those shit bars lmao

[@mcskittlez8499]

The whole song had corny lines haha butttttt it works in the song

[@surroundgatari]

yeah dude cause when you get a grocery bag you fuckin got it, straight bars that

[@jasonwoods1402]

As if this isn’t the hardest line of all time

[@t6amygdala]

Shantell Heins you know you can cuss on the internet right?

[@BlueWhales_]

"I'm more crazy than a short lady giving birth to eight-four babies in the back of a Porsche Cayman"

[@bryanchu5379]

"Artillery, blowin' up your, auxiliary Hit 'em with the intercontinental capabilities Leavin' no stability In the Middle East, Benghazi, Hillary, yeah"

[@gunnart1305]

BlueWhales this sounds like an Eminem bar but with no double meaning or punch line or anything creative

[@lukeanimal]

BlueWhales This is like if Eminem’s verse on Forgot About Dre developed dementia

[@doormantdarner7815]

Bryan Chu oh my god I forgot about this shit it’s so fucking funny.

[@doormantdarner7815]

Gunnar Terhune It’s this thing Fantano reviewed which is a song called “death to mumble rap” look it up.

[@jaycee598]

Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue

[@Dru_Won]

Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic

[@jaycee598]

Dru Won 💯, respect from Detroit too

[@ChyornaKotka]

@@Dru_Won that's kind of logical, though, as this genre is mostly based on lyrics. Rock/metal engages it's audience with instruments and vocals.

[@Dru_Won]

@@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain

[@dxshawn532]

@@Dru_Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.

[@pjmammola4986]

I’m the shit I’m farting~Kodak black

[@Thatonedudeyouknowtheone]

never forget the line after is "i don't know how to potty"

[@loucouture4402]

"This biggity boy's a diggity dog" - Pitbull

[@Ghostxx]

mr worldwide

[@hamham_6411]

"ain't nobody judging 'cause i'm black, or my controversial past" - lil dicky as chris fucking brown in "freaky friday"

[@Late_NightRev]

Agreed

[@GriffinJenningsMusic]

Yep

[@bruh......2005]

Yeah it's pretty bad ngl

[@andybyrd4107]

Every lyric from that song.

[@Irregular1-y7s]

I mean he spitting truth

[@matthewdavies3621]

This dude looks like logic in 10 years

[@cuhhoodclips305]

Matthew Davies man he looks like his older cousin, knowledge

[@36gamers]

Anthony can say n?

[@royjyvo]

I thought this was gonna be logic dragging his own album Lol

[@2styx]

Logic - Suicide

[@Chrisg11593]

10/10 original comment

[@mainsmain]

"rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot twist ... twist " - KoRn

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

There's also the part in Freak On a Leash that I'm not gonna bother trying to write out. I love Jonathan Davis, but some of their lyrics are strange to say the least.

[@xanderlewis7332]

“Turn the 6 upside down it’s a 9 now” - drake

[@jaysosaaa7975]

😫

[@lstokes1231]

Eh when taking into consideration how this song fits into the album and the meaning behind the song I think this line is kinda hard

[@email1568]

Stolen from Bladee

[@ufctekkers1945]

@@lstokes1231 name of the song?

[@liliththerapper]

Nah that's actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@shamslapiscine]

"Was Eminem okay when he wrote this line ?" I mean no he had an overdose and went to rehab a year later lmao

[@lsgold5053]

💀💀💀

[@thehandleisuseless]

But you know, you get cool points if you hate on eminem

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

People always seem to forget that his addiction was at its worst when he wrote that track, and including it on Greatest Hits was clearly a joke

[@deecee1853]

@@thehandleisuseless I don't think melon has ever hated on eminem

[@ether9268]

@@thehandleisuseless revival was easily a not good and fantano spared him with a 2 he does not hate on Em

[@bony8399]

“In the Middle East they drill me” -Logic

[@StewartGaming23]

Tony Ly well he’s really talking from the perspective of money so it kinda makes sense no pun intended

[@kevinm3273]

Tony Ly out of context this sounds hilarious 🤣

[@traplover6357]

@@StewartGaming23 that's reaching if you really think Logic is talking about petrodollars. Then again, oil is in the negative in the stock market so lel

[@ZeDoGiCa]

biracial AND bisexual King

[@eastonsaccount]

did you know that logic is biracial?

[@haidynwendlandt2479]

3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

[@schneedlemusic]

I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing. Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"

[@budddwyer7829]

"bruh" -the beatles

[@AvanRoyOfficial]

I can't remember 😂 or are you trollin 😂

[@budddwyer7829]

@@AvanRoyOfficial search the lyrics for "obladi oblada" 😂 you'll fine it in the chorus part

[@rubywest5166]

Brah*

[@SKYE_83]

Bruh (-the Beatles)

[@newdykung6775]

Life goes on *Bruhhhh* Yeah I felt that Paul lol

[@weebtrash6119]

“put *molly* all in her champagne , she ain’t even know it I took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross 😲😲😲😲😲

[@oliverharrison1888]

Nooo😔

[@EmoDKTsuchiya]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@EuroFootballNew]

Dam I remember this Ahahah

[@mysticbounce2338]

Brandon Brothers relatable lyrics

[@jakovhrga5619]

It's good tho

[@Designed1]

"Shout out to your mom and dad for making you" - Justin Bieber

[@daishoryujin95]

Don’t forget “heart full of equity”

[@srijanagrawal255]

Thats kinda funny though

[@daishoryujin95]

@@srijanagrawal255 yes but he meant it sincerely.

[@srijanagrawal255]

@@daishoryujin95 poor biebs

[@810austin]

I don't know why this one is so funny to me but it is. 😂

[@Outtapocket206]

0:36 TO ENGAGE YOU!!!! 😡

[@vahramarshakyan7663]

Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum -Drake😁

[@holdmyweight3597]

*Chaining Tatum

[@majebist304]

@@holdmyweight3597 bro...

[@holdmyweight3597]

@@majebist304 The guy edited his post. Notice how his post says "(edited)" besides his name. When I responded, it said "Channing Tatumm"

[@ededdneddy4ever34]

“She’s got buns, I’ve got aspurgers” Eminem from revival

[@mikee143]

Yo that works on levels 🤯

[@arpitdas4263]

Yo that's deep af bro

[@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan]

Proof of "just because it works doesn't mean it should be said"

[@jaimayy]

OMG Thesechocodiles he did

[@ededdneddy4ever34]

OMG Thesechocodiles straigh up one of his “bars” I use the term very loosely

[@yekaneast]

"RIP Robert E. Lee but I've gotta thank Abraham Lincoln for freeing me, know what I mean" -LL Cool J Song: Accidental Racist

[@beatoriusb.i.g3063]

The song name makes sense

[@idkbro9703]

That whole song has terrible lyrics

[@ontop2324]

that bar is such a twist idek what that means

[@nibyafternight1983]

When he says Accidental Racist he refer to Robert E. Lee for killing the person that free the slaves of to himself for defending Robert?

[@ontop2324]

@@nibyafternight1983 what

[@uglytrash8914]

"This biggity boy's a diggity dawg" - Mr Worldwide, Pitbull

[@nicholasvonschantz-ricci5622]

“I’m slicker than an oil spill”

[@WyWid]

Pitbull...now that’s I name I haven’t heard since 2010

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

@@nicholasvonschantz-ricci5622 "she said she wont but i bet she will" oh boy

[@devingraves8044]

"I hate my life" by Theory of a Deadman has got to have some of the most pathetic lyrics I have ever heard in a song. With gems like: "So sick of the hobos Always beggin' for change I don't like how I gotta work And they just sit around and get paid" "How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse" And "I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face"

[@shahtayyib]

I mean credit where it's due that guy definitely hates his life. He deserves to though

[@thexdude]

"According to Tyler Connolly, the band's lead singer, this song enables people to feel that no matter how bad their own life is going, that there is always someone out there who feels just as bad." - Wikipedia

[@MajorOctofuss]

@@thexdude idomt think he got his point across with that lyrics though. Imagine the backlash if someone had written this song today

[@thexdude]

@@MajorOctofuss Absolutely

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

@@thexdude honestly I thought it was just meant to be mostly a joke. I mean they've done other things like that, so it wouldn't surprise me. I used to listen to a lot of Theory of a Deadman but I never did like Hate My Life.

[@Leodoesthings23]

“I got them stripes just like a cheetah” -Yung Bans, on Drink up

[@Apollo_777]

Wait what???

[@Ghostxx]

Is this an actual lyric 😂😂😂

[@tangytomcat7167]

lil tecca said a similar line on diva i think

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

How does someone write this and not immediately see the issue lmao

[@wiltedangel]

and lil tecca on diva

[@ibefullofme]

"We had a little dog, such a little dog, but it reminded me of a large dog, just a miniature size." -Viagra Boys

[@daniel5730]

What the fuck are you talking about, that's genious

[@SuperBrictson]

It looks more like comedy gold than actual lyrics that could mesh with the song!!!

[@kylesmith5633]

Everything about viagra boys is amazin

[@sitvisjes]

Viagra boys lyrics are hilarious. Baseball Basketball Wiener dog Short shorts Cigarette Surf board Ping pong Rugby ball Wiener dog Skiing Down on the beach Sports

[@SahloFolina2161]

That’s not a real stage name. Pls don’t tell me that’s real-