How Joey Diaz ACCIDENTALLY Kidnapped a Drug Dealer!

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@markblocker4969
@markblocker4969 Жыл бұрын
Notice how the great story tellers always have a room full of silent attentive people Joey is one of the best for sure ❤
@smizzomgmt9957
@smizzomgmt9957 Жыл бұрын
He even silenced akash and Andrew. Something I didn't think anyone could do
@lil_spooky4435
@lil_spooky4435 Жыл бұрын
They just didn't wanna be kiddnapped
@smizzomgmt9957
@smizzomgmt9957 Жыл бұрын
@@lil_spooky4435 lmao
@stephenlambert9826
@stephenlambert9826 Жыл бұрын
They are called raconteurs
@Brandon-op6fz
@Brandon-op6fz Жыл бұрын
Your mom was fully attentive last night. Slurping..Defiently wasnt silent but still she was one of the best for sure.
@vasiliarkhipov2121
@vasiliarkhipov2121 Жыл бұрын
That 'Don't miss a detail' is the realest shit. I've went to the wall for people a few times who had been less than truthful about the circumstances... I wanted to rip them apart. I completely cut them out of my life. If I'm going to be totally committed to you as a friend and put myself at risk. You owe me honesty. Like Joey said 'IDGAF what you did.' I got my people and the rest of the world are just strangers. Even when you're in the wrong, I'm on your side... But you fucking owe me honesty for my loyalty.
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration Жыл бұрын
That’s the truth, bro! That drives me absolutely insane cuz I’m the exact same way; I’m with you till the end if I’m with you but don’t make me out to be a fool or we’re done. My own brother hasn’t been in my life in 5 years now because of that crap. Enough was enough but I hope you got some real ones left in your corner because loyalty is at a premium these days.
@hoopslaa5235
@hoopslaa5235 Жыл бұрын
This is entertainment, he’s a comedian, you just played yourself here in comments. Joey is an entertainer. These are stories he heard in the streets, applied a ton of more made up details and made it his own for content. Just stop people. He’s admittedly dumb and not the best street criminal but somehow al the other stories he’s gotten away with?! You can’t find any of these rap sheets on him of the stories he told, it’s public record. Go pull his file. There nothing of these stories of any of his podcasts there! Go look for yourself! Don’t believe here! Go look for yourself!
@Knobbrott
@Knobbrott 8 ай бұрын
How dare u expose thier role model like that. Thats god damn 'uncle joey'. Hes a fucking stand up guy who speaks his mind and tells you how it is. His stories are all completely true. 😂😂😂 ​@@hoopslaa5235
@joeyg2525
@joeyg2525 7 ай бұрын
@@hoopslaa5235 Read your comment. You wrote yourself exactly what YOU needed to read. Congratulations. That's some psychic stuff right there.
@hoopslaa5235
@hoopslaa5235 7 ай бұрын
@@joeyg2525 and yet sadly it still needs to be said…😉😉🫣🫣🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤣🤣
@hjk6606
@hjk6606 Жыл бұрын
Joey is pure gold. A natural storyteller who can have the whole room's attention in the palm of his hand and leave you wanting more. He supposedly lives close to Sunset Blvd. which is near me in West Hollywood, so I hope to see him around town someday.
@vincexlopez
@vincexlopez Жыл бұрын
He actually moved back home to New Jersey lol
@hoopslaa5235
@hoopslaa5235 Жыл бұрын
You know why you don’t? Because he won’t live up to the character online. Stories doesn’t mean they are true! The best storyteller is the uncle that tells of the boogey man and it’s believable! Right? So Joey tells stories. I totally agree! He’s an entertainer! But at the same time you idiots know comedians exaggerate and lie and fake situations to make content but some places like here you try to convo me yourself this one is true?! Come on people, you’re literally fooling yourself!!
@Kelogotti
@Kelogotti 11 ай бұрын
@@hoopslaa5235lol this generation of naive people on the internet love it
@a_soldierz_genetics
@a_soldierz_genetics Жыл бұрын
If you close your eyes when Joey tells a story, you can see it as if you were there
@royjett6858
@royjett6858 Ай бұрын
Like watching Cinemax inside your head! Director's cut! I love it!
@CarlosPerez-tv7rz
@CarlosPerez-tv7rz Жыл бұрын
Joey one of the greatest story tellers ever
@monikaparmar2061
@monikaparmar2061 Жыл бұрын
Comes a little easy when you've lived such a crazy life.
@kingebeneezer7986
@kingebeneezer7986 Жыл бұрын
​@@monikaparmar2061 more like he just makes stuff up. He's a known liar
@kali6651
@kali6651 Жыл бұрын
​@@kingebeneezer7986 Prove it.
@gianlucatadeo7092
@gianlucatadeo7092 Жыл бұрын
also got some badass stories to tell
@THEUNOSLOTT
@THEUNOSLOTT Жыл бұрын
@@kingebeneezer7986 says who? I’ve never heard of anybody calling him a liar?? & I’ve been watching interviews & his stand up for years & the majority of all the comics he’s associated with & NOT ONCE have I ever heard anybody say he’s a liar… I think YOU’RE the one that’s lying right now.
@jordanfranklin189
@jordanfranklin189 Жыл бұрын
He tells this story the exact same way every time... a real one 💯💯💯
@r4ng3k03r1
@r4ng3k03r1 4 ай бұрын
Basically the same I've heard him tell it many times there's always something he never said he snuck back into his house like he said here but I still love Uncle Joey he's great
@JohnLively-p5d
@JohnLively-p5d Ай бұрын
On his own podcast he says the guy needed $10k for the girls divorce and on here he says he needs $20k. I don't understand why she needed so much for a divorce. Other then hustling dude out of money. Joey's story is about 95% true which is better then most.
@nickmorgan8434
@nickmorgan8434 Ай бұрын
Said he grabbed his Glock on on his tire of his car .then later said..he didn't have a car
@Secretservice709
@Secretservice709 Ай бұрын
@@nickmorgan8434TY I said the same thing
@Secretservice709
@Secretservice709 Ай бұрын
But it did happen you can check the records
@jayhoward6371
@jayhoward6371 Жыл бұрын
Everybody should have a family member or friend like Joey. This shit is great
@dannyswain8605
@dannyswain8605 Жыл бұрын
At this point he is family
@tahamohammad1741
@tahamohammad1741 Жыл бұрын
Joey is literally that one uncle who has the wildest stories
@jeffrycastro3850
@jeffrycastro3850 Жыл бұрын
I do, the stories are fun. Shit can get kinda wild tho
@enriquerodriguez1523
@enriquerodriguez1523 Жыл бұрын
if you form down the boarder you alrady have a joey
@the-bu3lb
@the-bu3lb Жыл бұрын
Joey is a great story teller but we all know 99% of his stories are all bullshit.
@rajmenmyself
@rajmenmyself Жыл бұрын
Just wish Joey keeps working on his health and lives long and a healthy life. This guy is an institution for 70s stories. He could easily write movies after this book.
@hoopslaa5235
@hoopslaa5235 Жыл бұрын
I’m amazed how many of you are soo fooled by him being the liar he is. He tells stories he heard in the neighborhood as his own. This is classic wannabe guido goomba Italian nerd dork frame work. Joey is no one. Nothing. It’s amazing how none of you can see the holes in his stories. Engage with me here, let’s talk it out. I’ll explain each lie and exaggeration. Simple knowledge of the law will show you where he’s lying. Look at his audience. How come he does NO, NONE, ZERO.ZILCH interviews with the actual KZbin gangsters and ex cons?!? Uh hello! See one simple question and I just blew open his whole shtick. Because he would have nothing to talk about and no COMMON stories and wouldn’t know any of the same people to CORROBORATE STORIES WITH. No gangsters Sammy the bull, Michael Franzese, MERLINO, no one will sit down and talk story with him. They all don’t want to be associated because they know if the truth comes out Joey lies to the public then Their reputation also takes a serious hit and dive and downgrade in authenticity. Again, another damn basic simple concept that REAL PEOPLE ;) real gangsters ;) would only know. 😉🫣🤣🤣🤣 I challenge anyone to challenege me here. Let’s break it down. Have a real convo and back and forth the details. I’ll shred him up. None of his stories hold ANY WEIGHT!! None!
@Kelogotti
@Kelogotti 11 ай бұрын
So you love these fake ass stories
@r4ng3k03r1
@r4ng3k03r1 4 ай бұрын
He works out most days he's like 275 now he was over 400+ pounds before
@Mark-r2z9u
@Mark-r2z9u Жыл бұрын
Every story that Joey tells that didnt involve someone being physically injured, makes me proud to be an American.
@hoopslaa5235
@hoopslaa5235 Жыл бұрын
It’s because he’s short and fat and uncoordinated and he knows no one would believe that. He’s a comedian. He’s a rapper. How many rappers are fake trappers?! Even NWA and Tupac are known pretty boys acting a gangster role for the record sales. This is comedy. Entertainment people. Why are you sooo easily fooled. ?
@Kelogotti
@Kelogotti 11 ай бұрын
Fake stories make you proud to be American? God bless America
@zhuyu9268
@zhuyu9268 2 ай бұрын
I'd rather be injured than thrown in the trunk of a car. I've known people who were kidnapped, and they're fucked up.
@RossMalagarie
@RossMalagarie Жыл бұрын
Joey literally lived a GTA 3 life😂😂
@quintocreations5091
@quintocreations5091 3 ай бұрын
I've got some prime ocean front property in Oklahoma to sell you.
@sergiopiece
@sergiopiece 2 ай бұрын
Broo GTA the Joey Diaz Story I’d pay 200 bucks for that game
@Wearemen0
@Wearemen0 Жыл бұрын
"He's changing flavors" 💀
@Rick-O-Shay60
@Rick-O-Shay60 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey. What a character. Doesn't matter how much shit hits the fan, youes can bet'cha life, Joey's got your back no matter what. Love the guy.
@meohmy8870
@meohmy8870 Жыл бұрын
When he says with G.E.D and you hear dumb dumb dumb say l😅😅et's go that's why I know you got one too.
@Rick-O-Shay60
@Rick-O-Shay60 Жыл бұрын
@@formosan2823 You still mad that Joey took your lunch money everyday? Get over it. I would trust him with my life. You on the other hand...
@timgonzales2891
@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын
Do u know him? Because if you don't, that's a wild statement.
@Rick-O-Shay60
@Rick-O-Shay60 Жыл бұрын
@@formosan2823 You first insult the guy, don't trust the guy, belittle him for his past, then berate me for finding him entertaining? (he is, even though I never mentioned) but now it's all good and you do find him entertaining? but he's still a scumbag? I'm no fanboy. I'm only calling you on your B.S. comment. Everyone that follows Joey's comedy is well aware of his past, It's comical, part of who he is. Only a moron like yourself would slander him for his past (Do you think he is still the same person? Obviously you do.) No? Then what's the point. You don't get it. You find him entertaining, yet just wouldn't turn your back on him is that it? No, You're just a loser who likes to talk shit about others behind their backs to make your own pathetic life seem better. Go away, nobody still likes you... jeesh!
@mr.christopher79
@mr.christopher79 Жыл бұрын
unless he is robbing you that is
@yaipr12pr40
@yaipr12pr40 6 ай бұрын
"Sorry I kidnapped you I was having a bad day" 😂 is the most Joey Diaz thing to say
@jetorixjones
@jetorixjones Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time.
@bhavyamankad479
@bhavyamankad479 8 ай бұрын
Censoring joey is dumb
@IronnGhost
@IronnGhost 7 ай бұрын
Money means more to people and it has become sad
@nitro1585
@nitro1585 6 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s unwatchable
@Marc98338
@Marc98338 5 ай бұрын
Cant listen to this shit
@tonyweaver2353
@tonyweaver2353 4 ай бұрын
Yea I stopped watching 1 minute in and thumbed it down.
@elijahparedez8785
@elijahparedez8785 3 ай бұрын
Hell yes CockSucka
@deangelo479
@deangelo479 Жыл бұрын
i’ve only watched a few clips, tried to watch a full episode of this podcast but this is the first time andrew has actually shut the hell up and listen to his guest instead of interrupting them trying to make a shitty joke.
@jamesseddon8743
@jamesseddon8743 10 ай бұрын
P😊
@jamesseddon8743
@jamesseddon8743 10 ай бұрын
😊
@RoxyProd
@RoxyProd 2 ай бұрын
📠 fax
@mortenosmann2213
@mortenosmann2213 Жыл бұрын
"You kidnapped me" "Sorry i had a bad day"
@Tripleapexx
@Tripleapexx 9 ай бұрын
“Joey tie em up” i couldn’t imagine the look on his face😂😂
@nickkinsella4032
@nickkinsella4032 11 ай бұрын
Joey is a national treasure! Everyone deserves to have a friend like that in there life.
@timmyflew
@timmyflew 12 күн бұрын
Yeah, everybody needs a friend that they are worried he might rob you. Sounds like Joey was a real piece of shit. Hopefully, he's changed.
@JayChadwickRugby
@JayChadwickRugby Жыл бұрын
Great to see Joey appearing on different platforms and being introduced to new audiences.
@1nvisible1
@1nvisible1 Жыл бұрын
*Today is the anniversary of Joey kidnapping Kent.*
@psgraya2
@psgraya2 10 ай бұрын
I say it in EVERY Joey story telling video…. The man has so many anecdotes, he should 1000% write them all down and produce a series with them. So many of his stories could easily be a sitcom, or a Superbad style movie/show. Dude has had a life….
@mattengelphoto4936
@mattengelphoto4936 Жыл бұрын
whoever was humming "im in love with a stripper" has me rolling!!!
@somerandommexican3146
@somerandommexican3146 11 ай бұрын
You got good hearing I didn't hear that until reading your comment
@nickydeswart
@nickydeswart Ай бұрын
3:48 about here 😂
@CoreyJ23
@CoreyJ23 Жыл бұрын
This man could have a whole Netflix series of his stories and each episode is one his stories played out. Boom
@Blaxdon
@Blaxdon Жыл бұрын
💥💥💯
@nikolapetkovski2270
@nikolapetkovski2270 7 ай бұрын
And get robbed
@royjett6858
@royjett6858 Ай бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly, but Joey would have to play. Joey, old and young! It would be hilarious!
@pebusdd1703
@pebusdd1703 8 ай бұрын
World ain’t gonna realise we ain’t gonna get another joey Diaz in a hot minute this man in a whole level of his own when it comes to comedy and story telling he truly the best
@Groceries12
@Groceries12 Жыл бұрын
If there is someone you want to talk to that has lived, it's Joey..this dude has done soooooo much and this guy is hilarious..thank you for being you
@LauraBlair-ut5ns
@LauraBlair-ut5ns 3 ай бұрын
My husband was an old hippie.He had stories like this and we made memories like this.All of had a code such as 'snitches die and houses burn, don't steal from your family and friends .I could go on but it's just people from that era are the shit.I loved that man and his friends. People were better back then and these kids now are absolutely degenerates, thieves, no respect for shit, entitled, wouldn't know what a job is,murdering, soulless, little bastards.We had down to an art but those days are gone.I hate it but it's true.
@jaybatson2322
@jaybatson2322 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz stand-up comedy it's okay it's not bad. But what he is absolutely magnificent at is storytelling. I can listen to him tell a story for hours. Where as I might be at a comedy show for an hour and get bored.
@StaticXtreme444
@StaticXtreme444 Жыл бұрын
100% agree
@smizzomgmt9957
@smizzomgmt9957 Жыл бұрын
Theo von is going down that road for me too
@jaybatson2322
@jaybatson2322 Жыл бұрын
@@smizzomgmt9957 I've honestly never been crazy about him. hit or miss
@smizzomgmt9957
@smizzomgmt9957 Жыл бұрын
@@jaybatson2322 Hes got podcast stories way better than his stand up imo
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen him do standup live??
@arthurmandas7500
@arthurmandas7500 Жыл бұрын
For anyone who thinks that the life is all fun , partying and cash,is wrong - it's a curse that spirals deeper and deeper in to a place you can never get back from.
@GxdBxdy
@GxdBxdy Жыл бұрын
Oh stfu! Life lessons take life experience! Having fun has its limits. You can always turn your life around. You can always come back stop being a fake prophet
@elpatudo3670
@elpatudo3670 10 ай бұрын
Relax Artie, to each his own.
@Mister_Merzen
@Mister_Merzen Жыл бұрын
“Just got a root canal on the tooth that the dentist fixed that morning before I kidnapped him…” hahaha 🤣 Uncle Joey is the best…
@soulballet
@soulballet Жыл бұрын
very uplifting & inspiring story 😂😂😂
@flipdawhip2573
@flipdawhip2573 Жыл бұрын
#role models
@manaman6559
@manaman6559 Жыл бұрын
At least it’s interesting, you knit scarves with your mum.
@NikkiRN-CLC
@NikkiRN-CLC 2 күн бұрын
​@@manaman6559actually I knit with my grandma so don't get it twisted
@Schlusenbach
@Schlusenbach 8 ай бұрын
I love how Joey holds eye contact in the exact right moments and how quiet the boys are, when he talks.
@RollieUK
@RollieUK Жыл бұрын
The way Schulz says 'yeeaahhhh' at 2:14.....😂😂😂
@LazyLDM
@LazyLDM 2 ай бұрын
😂
@lmc7233
@lmc7233 Жыл бұрын
only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours
@bigbodybess5318
@bigbodybess5318 Жыл бұрын
His audiobook is 9 hours. It’s so good
@0421eddie
@0421eddie Жыл бұрын
The way Andrew sits intrigued by Joey is fuckin funny lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NaturalConciousCulture
@NaturalConciousCulture Жыл бұрын
The fact that Trent sold to him again after that whole experience is beyond me 😂
@Manzplained
@Manzplained 10 ай бұрын
0:35 “I didn’t know what kidnapping was…”
@NikkiRN-CLC
@NikkiRN-CLC 2 күн бұрын
What he's talking about is RANSOM 😂😂
@fredjackson8408
@fredjackson8408 Жыл бұрын
Kidnapping is a wild charge…if you stand in front of a door blocking someones exit, you’re “legall” kidnapping them
@sergiocolumbo6174
@sergiocolumbo6174 Жыл бұрын
That's forcible confinement.
@quintocreations5091
@quintocreations5091 3 ай бұрын
No fred you're actually wrong. You actually have to take somebody away from Premises That they were located at For it to be kidnapping
@fredjackson8408
@fredjackson8408 3 ай бұрын
@@quintocreations5091 no, you are wrong. Not allowing someone to leave a building is kidnapping, under the law, not whatever you made up in your head.
@littlescott6162
@littlescott6162 Жыл бұрын
Marry a Mexican and send your kids to Montana University. The stuff that comes out of this dudes mouth is priceless.
@TuMalditaMadre
@TuMalditaMadre 11 ай бұрын
This is a sign of a good story, I've known this story for about 7 years and I'm still listening to it to this day
@jameshiggins155
@jameshiggins155 Жыл бұрын
The key to telling a good story. Throw in so many different pieces of info that it doesn't matter how true it is or not. You are just being so entertained by all the information being presented to you that the story becomes as good and whole as it ever could be.
@gregorysmit9939
@gregorysmit9939 Жыл бұрын
The best shit is always real shit you weren't there so you can't comment I've been down roads that sound like true fiction
@Brandon-op6fz
@Brandon-op6fz Жыл бұрын
He exaggerates and makes stuff up all the time. You fan girls are so oblivious.
@mugatu171717
@mugatu171717 Жыл бұрын
​@Brandon-op6fz your life must be so bitter and pathetic 😅
@shiftprodigee5476
@shiftprodigee5476 Жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-op6fzwhat did he make up lmao you can literally Google this exact story and read about the things he’s talking about.
@gumbojones3133
@gumbojones3133 Жыл бұрын
​@@Brandon-op6fzi mean I feel most comedians do, they are entertainers at the end of the day.
@Gioodude92
@Gioodude92 Жыл бұрын
I really love Joey and he's hilarious but he was strait up an arch criminal 😂😂
@samgibson684
@samgibson684 Жыл бұрын
Bully and a scumbag but everyone loves him
@quintocreations5091
@quintocreations5091 3 ай бұрын
It's because anybody with half a brain knows that Three quarters of his stories are completely fabricated
@marcuscortez2817
@marcuscortez2817 Жыл бұрын
I hope this story becomes a movie 😂. This would make for a PERFECT movie honestly.
@Benjamin-st3nv
@Benjamin-st3nv Жыл бұрын
Great podcast. Joey is a real one. BTW, look at the camera while doing an ad, just pretend like you care😂
@iangahan5584
@iangahan5584 Жыл бұрын
They obviously not paying enough to even bother 🤣
@arealfootballplayer8052
@arealfootballplayer8052 Жыл бұрын
Literally the only thing I took away from
@Btkasap
@Btkasap Жыл бұрын
Definitely not a real one, more like an old head who did a lot of dirt so he has good stories. He would of did you just as dirty in his time lol
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 4 ай бұрын
Pay $10 a month for YT premium & you could probably drop some other subscriptions.. js 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's worth it. No ads no bs .. movies, TV series, pods, music.. literally everything uninterrupted
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 4 ай бұрын
​@@Btkasap😂 you must be very young lol Joey is 100% authentic. His stories never deviate..details never change. He's told this story a million times..exactly the same every single time
@davidsnyder2000
@davidsnyder2000 Жыл бұрын
Crazy, detailed story😄 Heard Joey talk about these stories on his podcast, but not in this much detail. Joey was a wild and crazy dude back in the day😄
@pennyp6125
@pennyp6125 8 ай бұрын
He's a Legend.
@ElLoboFPV
@ElLoboFPV Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is an American treasure. Straight up legend.
@HookLineAndSinner
@HookLineAndSinner Жыл бұрын
“Oh the tangled web we weave when we tangle to deceive”. Joey Diaz.
@aidankerr1125
@aidankerr1125 9 ай бұрын
Sir Walter Scott
@ledsabbath1086
@ledsabbath1086 Жыл бұрын
Andrew looking more and more like Freddie Mercury every day...
@Ac-ly8tx
@Ac-ly8tx Жыл бұрын
Comedy is one of the most important things in my life. I’ve been around funny ppl My whole life I watch comedy, I go to comedy clubs! I love it On my soul! This Man Joey, hands down is the reason I will be on stage telling stories to make People laugh no matter what! It’s gonna happen and he’s my inspiration. Realest motherfucker!!!
@Pilot_the_Dune
@Pilot_the_Dune Жыл бұрын
Joeys story sounds like my childhood. They aren't as gangster because I am from Louisiana but they all sound familiar.
@larrybrown8537
@larrybrown8537 Жыл бұрын
Aye if u from lower mississippi or south east louisianna u built dif.
@Pilot_the_Dune
@Pilot_the_Dune Жыл бұрын
@@larrybrown8537 True
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
They all sound familiar because they are. His “stories” are told in every dive bar in Jersey.
@malo0896
@malo0896 Жыл бұрын
Andrew looks like the cop from Reno 911 with that stache and haircut
@roadtosomewhere140
@roadtosomewhere140 4 ай бұрын
The great thing about joey is that he knows his wrongs but hes consistent about his apologies but doesnt feel sorry for himself. He genuinely is a good person with pure sincerity and acknowledges that it was just ill-entented business
@quintocreations5091
@quintocreations5091 3 ай бұрын
Because he didn't actually do the s***, he says they're literally Stories. Remember what's this guy's job comedian
@Yuki-bk2my
@Yuki-bk2my Жыл бұрын
Joey is the only comedian in the room.
@Yuki-bk2my
@Yuki-bk2my Жыл бұрын
@@JOSEARRIETA6360 whats he lying about? he went to prison for the kidnapping and had the guy he did it to on his pod.
@OGFrontLine
@OGFrontLine Жыл бұрын
When they dont find it, smart guy
@skullsked6119
@skullsked6119 Жыл бұрын
@@JOSEARRIETA6360 You have way too much faith in Police. LOL
@deanmorgan1821
@deanmorgan1821 Жыл бұрын
Andrew is 1000 times funnier than Joey will ever be.
@Aaron-dm5gr
@Aaron-dm5gr Жыл бұрын
He like that 1 uncle we all wanted
@danquinsey6493
@danquinsey6493 Жыл бұрын
Hes such a good story teller, i feel like i just watched a movie 😂
@ericbelota1849
@ericbelota1849 8 ай бұрын
Joey coco Diaz lived a life that most of us couldn't handle 30 minutes of and to be where he's at today after all of that shows that ANYBODY can do it u just gotta believe in urself
@BigTex0516
@BigTex0516 Жыл бұрын
They should consider making this story into a hardcore movie 😮
@boo7337
@boo7337 Жыл бұрын
"what a tangled web we weave, when we tangle to deceive" gold.
@fuferito
@fuferito Жыл бұрын
This is just a guess, but that "purple bag" uncle Joey is referring to comes from the Crown Royal whiskey bottles they sell during Christmas as special occasion gifts that come with a lovely velvet bag with golden drawstrings and fancy writing.
@Percy_.
@Percy_. Жыл бұрын
I remember thinking my family was royalty cause we had those…😅
@Rick-O-Shay60
@Rick-O-Shay60 Жыл бұрын
They on every bottle of Crown sold, not just the holidays.
@diptonsauce1985
@diptonsauce1985 Жыл бұрын
maybe. i think he's referring to more of a little zipper bag about the size of an envelope
@layeredcloud
@layeredcloud Жыл бұрын
tbh after all hes been through, still got a big heart
@MekhiHendricks
@MekhiHendricks Жыл бұрын
only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours. Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time..
@misaelcano5576
@misaelcano5576 7 ай бұрын
Snorting some coke and going home not thinking anything is wild 😂
@SharonHeckman-wl8yr
@SharonHeckman-wl8yr Жыл бұрын
Joey's blown out on them bars
@kilbskiii
@kilbskiii 10 ай бұрын
Andrew the squid trynna push joey at 11:50 what a flop hahahahahaah he thinks hes all that uncle joey put him right in his place 😂
@marcelurban4120
@marcelurban4120 Жыл бұрын
Yoooo that receipt hustle is my shit💯, helped me so much fr,when they started talking bout it I'm like that's 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Joey Diaz a real one.
@Mgonzalez29
@Mgonzalez29 2 ай бұрын
“How did you remember”, “that’s the day I kidnapped a guy”
@laflame5861
@laflame5861 Жыл бұрын
So he had a gun under his tire.. few mins go by and he says he didn’t have a car then 😵‍💫
@deanmorgan1821
@deanmorgan1821 Жыл бұрын
Dude is full of shit and not even funny.
@VincentS988
@VincentS988 Жыл бұрын
Could’ve been his girlfriend’s car or an unmarked car for the crime.
@IsmailIsmail-re5fl
@IsmailIsmail-re5fl Жыл бұрын
Or could have been a lie, like a lot of his stories
@sudhans-qr5lj
@sudhans-qr5lj Жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock Holmes
@snapnclap
@snapnclap Жыл бұрын
@@IsmailIsmail-re5flidk it feels pretty genuine
@jayylouii
@jayylouii 6 ай бұрын
I could listen to Joey all day. God bless him💯.
@danielmccool2442
@danielmccool2442 Жыл бұрын
Who the fuck censored Uncle Joey
@999titu
@999titu Жыл бұрын
In the history of time the greatest story teller. Scorsese needs to make a miniseries about his life ASAP
@BlazinTigger
@BlazinTigger Жыл бұрын
joey needs to be given a show, if Netflix licensed his stories to write a series about his life it would be so amazing!
@gochillessmith4137
@gochillessmith4137 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joeys joint is solid but I agree
@robertbrowning443
@robertbrowning443 2 ай бұрын
Great story teller! Need more like him. Its fun in this Cruel world..
@TheHexidecimal
@TheHexidecimal Жыл бұрын
I once ran from probation for almost 2 years, there's no better feeling than it being over.
@wtfizdis
@wtfizdis Жыл бұрын
"aww im sorry i was having a bad day" holy fuk bro joey diaz is forever a legend
@the_beef4762
@the_beef4762 Жыл бұрын
Wow, the first interview where you guys didn't interrupt constantly, nice.
@ZekieNYC13
@ZekieNYC13 7 ай бұрын
No lies said No extras Or exacerbations Key to a good honest story
@sjh3099
@sjh3099 Жыл бұрын
This needs a JRE power toon
@kevinmelanson3282
@kevinmelanson3282 Жыл бұрын
Goin back for weed with a cop out front sounds like me
@iDropPhats
@iDropPhats Жыл бұрын
There’s nothing like the ole coke head chronicles. Knowing what it does to you if you go far enough, none of his stories are out of the ordinary for someone who’s gone that deep into that life. It changes the way that you think and perceive the world/people so much that just about anything is possible when it comes to doing crazy things. Coke stories sound insane to people who have never delved into its depths, but believe me, the stories get far, far crazier than this when the drugs get harder…
@fakawrahir6417
@fakawrahir6417 Жыл бұрын
That's when the phrase "cool story bro" started.
@erickiyoshiphillips2323
@erickiyoshiphillips2323 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me but it's a pet peeve when another grown man puts his arm behind you on the couch...like bro move your goddamn hand your to close to me
@milesharper4821
@milesharper4821 Жыл бұрын
You are gay
@kiidmarzgamez1602
@kiidmarzgamez1602 Жыл бұрын
Why you feel threatened or what
@ultimateultimate-xm2lp
@ultimateultimate-xm2lp Жыл бұрын
With you. Idk I just don't like ppl touching me
@angelasenov6173
@angelasenov6173 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, are you scared that you are gay or what ? Look in yourself, it takes time to realize that those feelings are bullshit that came from when you were a kid. Perhaps your father was too thought, hated gayer behavior and whatever. Had the same feeling when someone was sitting like that next to me before, but after I thought about it, I realized that this is just BS, I know who I am and now I sit like that as well and you can just mock anyone that can't sit like that ( freely ) or feels stupid sitting to someone that sits like that. Hope this helps
@lobokuklinski812
@lobokuklinski812 Жыл бұрын
@@angelasenov6173 dr.melfi ova here.
@elianproductions5128
@elianproductions5128 Жыл бұрын
“Joey tie him up” 🤣🤣
@MrFernandoAlba
@MrFernandoAlba Жыл бұрын
I’ll love Schulzy for ever but his cohort lost me some time ago unfortunately
@Joe-ov8hw
@Joe-ov8hw Жыл бұрын
Joey…you’re the real deal. I know from the details of your stories. These punks interviewing you have no idea. Get paid brother…
@BOOG98
@BOOG98 Жыл бұрын
i love how he dont even fake that hes reading a script for those posters 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@raserapps8230
@raserapps8230 4 ай бұрын
one guy id love to go for a beer with is Joey. I could listen to him and laugh all night
@LilEmmmmmo
@LilEmmmmmo Жыл бұрын
If Bert Kreischer can get a movie about the machine story , Joey should definitely be able to get a movie about this… 🐐
@shawnbass-ig2bv
@shawnbass-ig2bv Жыл бұрын
For real and not to mention like only 25% of the machine story is even true according to most sources, but all of Joey's stories are 100% true
@alecbaker13
@alecbaker13 Жыл бұрын
Joey is the best in the business
@PaziGazim
@PaziGazim Жыл бұрын
This is a whole script for a hit movie i wish someone would direct and produce so we can all watch and label a instant classic,Joey is a star in the minds of the people who can relate.
@DillerDallerDuller
@DillerDallerDuller Жыл бұрын
He’s got that Anthony Soprano breathing technique perfected
@ObiCentral
@ObiCentral Жыл бұрын
Love uncle Joey!
@kennethpolvent2744
@kennethpolvent2744 8 ай бұрын
One of the best storytellers ever!! With the best stories!! Legend!!
@718Insomniac
@718Insomniac Жыл бұрын
Fcukin Joey. My God, what a character. We all need friends like Joey. He's got some wisdom in there.
@un-taimmusic9229
@un-taimmusic9229 8 ай бұрын
the detail is insane, like im there when hes talking
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 Жыл бұрын
More believable stories than The Machine
@keithanderson7405
@keithanderson7405 Жыл бұрын
I love listening to Uncle Joey & Lee every Tuesday morning for “The Check In”. ❤️🙏🏼
@mileshogsed7321
@mileshogsed7321 Жыл бұрын
Joey was 💯 on the blow
@emiliomarquez5672
@emiliomarquez5672 3 ай бұрын
“Mmmm you don’t want to run ?” 😂
@Areyisking
@Areyisking Жыл бұрын
20:20 is the most gangsta thing I’ve heard
@marcuscortez2817
@marcuscortez2817 Жыл бұрын
Yeah man, and for me it was 21:27 . Those are the words of a REAL gangster.
@TheRealRickyZ
@TheRealRickyZ 3 ай бұрын
Mark my words , I’m a modern day Joey Diaz.
@nvri882
@nvri882 2 ай бұрын
Goofy ahh 💀💀🤡
@hadi_blessed2445
@hadi_blessed2445 2 ай бұрын
@@nvri882fr😂
@personalyoutube2928
@personalyoutube2928 2 ай бұрын
Your a fuckin momo
@DolphCas
@DolphCas Жыл бұрын
Love the story but what’s up w the censoring of the cuss words?! That’s the best parts.
@hansmikaelsen5444
@hansmikaelsen5444 9 ай бұрын
"Kent, im sorry, i was having a bad day..." 😂
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