Wade Wilson - pizza boy | Deadpool

[@rossadams8934]

This entire scene is just perfect Deadpool. Weird pizza order, heroic characteristics motivating him, psycho mood swings, and violence punctuated by comedy. That little kiss at the end is just perfect.

[@hagane0110]

Ryan Reynolds is the best Deadpool. We can’t deny that. No one can.

[@nothingtoseehere2394]

@@hagane0110 Even Stan Lee said that Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool... ...At least I think he did.

[@Temetni]

@@nothingtoseehere2394 don't know if it was stan lee but it is mentioned in a deadpool comic that if he wasnt mutated he would look like ryan reynolds

[@brutalerik87]

Werid pizza order?? Ive been ordering pineapple, blk olives, and pepperoni for like.. Half of my life. Lol Hes right. Sweet and salty

[@shaheenbekk]

most of it is literally straight out of the comic so that explains why i think

[@stespin]

I love how he totally disrespects a random guy who didn't even order pizza in his own house for absolutely no reason

[@Blitzvonic]

Hits him in the face, calls him a pussy, drops pizza on his floor. The amount of disrespect is insane

[@Sibbot]

Sounds like an asshole.

[@jardex2275]

Makes sense, in a way. By luring Jer to someone else's house, he didn't reveal where he lived. Or maybe he was just outside the pizza place's delivery range.

[@MrThorne02]

@@jardex2275 More likely the former in my opinion.

[@ethanmcmaster2994]

No reason? Did you even SEE those jeans?

[@Dan81825]

1:46 the sheer amount of disrespect in that gesture

[@noklear]

he even took a bite of it

[@vive335]

Ayyyyyy

[@pinkjackrabbit122]

I died laughing at that part

[@xx3astmanxx52]

I came unglued in the theater when I saw that lmfao fuckin died in the aisle right there 😂

[@koberhoads]

@@noklear bruh I'll never see disrespect like that again lmao💀

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I can't help but feel like Ryan Reynolds legitimately acts like this in real life

[@bupperdupper8873]

Why are you stalking what I watch

[@cesarr358]

Doctor: Just some Guy without a Mustache doesn’t exist he can’t watch every video you’ve ever watched. Me:

[@IBustedOnyourface]

Jesus fuck how are you everywhere

[@adijain9651]

Commenting before this blows up😂

[@EYBeats]

no way this is the same dude

[@eduardooce]

The actor for the pizza boy needs some more credit for how convincing he played his role. I mean look at the guy! He genuinely looks like a pizza boy who's terrified for his life in the moment.

[@DefaultName-zc8sj]

@Roy G Biv Dude what the hell? Is it wrong to give compliments? Is your life truly so damn sad that you have to undermine people who try and spread positivity pride in others, just so you can feel a shred of pride in yourself?

[@thearmyofiron]

@Roy G Biv who hurt you lmao, chill

[@chrisrobare4029]

@Roy G Biv pretty tough for someone who's user name is how you remember the colors of the rainbow

[@arturofernandez4058]

@Roy G Biv WOW! Those are some BIG Words you got there! Did you learn them at school? Or are you too busy making a fool of yourself on the internet?

[@DeSeannMaye]

@@arturofernandez4058 he prolly mad cause he didn't get the role 😂

[@rafa6600]

"Yes I'm keeping the wallet you did kinda give it to me" lmao

[@Kelly-jj9kb]

B R Y A N only Deadpool would do that

[@eggmeister6641]

@@Kelly-jj9kb Actually, pretty much any thug would accept free cash.

[@acebooncoon11]

Why i see so often keano Reeves From Matrix on Mainstream Kids ptofilpictures loool 😁😁

[@Sk-ft4ox]

@@acebooncoon11 Thats actually JC Denton from Deus Ex, not Keanu Reeves.

[@Zmctagg]

I'm keeping the GEP gun.

[@corruptedcore9854]

That last kiss made it much more scary.

[@tjhooker824]

Yeah quite scary lol

[@Phoenix-cs9pm]

tbh I loved that xD

[@lewdpolice8583]

Mart Mal "...Or did it?"

[@manictiger]

Is that a combat knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[@pkphantom]

And simultaneously more hilarious. I lost my shit in the theater lol

[@ProtoMario]

I would watch a movie called mercs where Ryan Reynolds just screws with people for money.

[@KAwesomo]

We talking figuratively or literally here?

[@themarsman5155]

@@KAwesomo Literally with classic Wade Wilson jokes, possibly some flirting

[@rewnd_3615]

It probably wont happen now Disney has the rights to DP but there's a load of "Deadpool and the Mercs for Money" comic books that are amazing, this idea fits those comics perfectly

[@KBA3AP]

@@KAwesomo Yes

[@user-co4yy8mz1k]

didn't read the "with" part got real confused for a second

[@euanlegge3657]

The little “thank you” after wade got the wallet gets me every time

[@samrajdwivedi]

He didn't ask for the Wallet, the guy just gave it to him, hence the generous thank you ✨😂😂

[@khonsu9378]

@@samrajdwivedi True, that made me giggle lol

[@ryleyjenkins2724]

Wow, that changed me! Wow, I like this video, like if you do too!?

[@khonsu9378]

@@ryleyjenkins2724 😩

[@yslmoonrock1242]

Thanks* not thank you

[@lessercheese2944]

Ryan Reynolds is the most terrifying mood-swinger ever.

[@envyxreaper6163]

Yeah no kidding

[@trab33zzy]

Tbh

[@Quartz5005]

Luckily he isnt a girl or the mood swing would be even worst

[@robertmoore6149]

Don't let your bi-polar go untreated kids

[@_runta]

Nah NEGAN or Joker is more terrifying. But he is pretty terrifying tho

[@ghostenthusiast7792]

The fact that he said he shat in kitty litter but we can clearly hear the toilet flushing at the beginning is genius

[@mexicanburrito1978]

I didn’t even notice😭😭

How?

[@shridharbiju7370]

Yeah he bis calling the guy a pussy.

[@abhay4147]

I still don't get it

[@schneeli8198]

Maybe he washed his hands in the toilet and shat in the shower.

[@paganin1]

This dude is such a good actor, totally captured how Ryan Reynolds would act in a situation like this.

[@ppunion]

I don't know how he captured Gods perfect idiot so well.

[@Jerry-yr1en]

He is Ryan Reynolds

[@lucky4d725]

@@Jerry-yr1en completely missed the joke.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

lol that's Wade Wilson

[@awesomesause1116]

Dude gets paid millions to be like himself on camera. Goals tbh

[@WooHoo-itsGaryGnu]

Actually believe it or not Ryan Reynolds did get millions for the first Deadpool but he only got 2 million because his star was starting to fall due to some box office flops and the studio didn't have faith in the movie and only gave them like 50 million dollars to make it. after the huge success of this one Ryan stepped up and said I want profit points and 20 million bucks and he got it.

[@jinujoju8183]

@@WooHoo-itsGaryGnu I'm broke and i would be happy to even have half the million

[@SidewaysGts]

First- Just be super attractive, funny, charismatic, and witty.

[@Peacesells699]

That's what a good personality makes today.. you gotta admit it the man has the looks and the personality.. wish i had those lol

[@machdude3366]

If your personality is just right and actually someone that is endearing, it's a good choice. We all know he's not a character actor, but he is exactly what is needed in the roles he takes. He's basically our generation's Nicholas Cage.

[@Dreycoo]

"Threats hurt Jer, though not nearly as bad as seraded steel" That's so badass

[@CosmicTeapot]

*serrated

[@mozes42]

Makes a threat about serrated steel while using an non-serrated knife.🤔

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Ironically that’s a very good threat

[@DemoOfAHuman]

@@mozes42 well ya know, if you hit bone enough and hard enough sooner or later, your knife will become chipped and "serrated"

[@trevorsnyder8811]

Honestly that’s one of my favorite movie lines ever.

[@josmarkgodinez8099]

1:46 that is so much disrespect on so many levels

[@Pablo-is5om]

HD gamer ELF its ok because it was pineapple and olives

[@kenzie9084]

MLG gamer ELF bruh I would still eat the pizza but at that scene I laughed so hard but I also cried cuz it hurt my insides

[@MrBraddles3128]

Nothing wrong with pineapple.

[@imnotgoodwithnames5868]

@@MrBraddles3128 what the fuck dont you dare say that again

[@01Eldar]

You do mean toward the pizza, right?

[@lidla2008]

This is SUCH A GOOD SCENE. It's 150 seconds of establishing Wade Wilson. He was able to get into this guy's apartment without him knowing. He found this kid, and succeeded in getting him where he needed him to be. He very casually twiddles a knife around. He uses extreme violence of action to intimidate the kid. Everything about his apparent skillset screams "former operator on a budget." But you've got him cracking jokes, being a douche, and generally waving that Reynolds-esque personality all over the place. It goes such a long way to showing you who the pre-Deadpool, pre-girlfriend Wade is.

[@shadowtheimpure]

Wade Wilson, even before becoming Deadpool, LOVES what he does for a living. He LIVES for this shit.

[@saigonhenry8722]

Facts

[@SupComRaiden2]

The scene in the bar afterward, where he sends the money back to the girl who hired him establishes even more character. It shows that Wade Wilson is an unhinged former operator that has a moral compass that somehow still points in the right direction despite his psychotic tendancies.

[@taigh1100]

Seriously the way wade pulled a gun when that guy said the fuck you doin in my crib was perfect 👌🏻.

[@manictiger]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

[@QuantumQuill455]

Yeah only an idiot would talk shit to someone holding a loaded gun.

[@karenk6985]

@@QuantumQuill455 that is true

[@matthewcrocker7261]

It was a 1911 with the safety on and the hammer de-cocked (Condition 2). No way that gun could go off with lowering the safety and racking the slide. Attention to detail, anyone who carries a 1911 know to carry it in condition 1

[@ziggystardink9389]

​@@matthewcrocker7261 It might be his training ( isreali carry ) or it did not really matter for the scene since they are no threat to wade and he knows it.

[@DarthKieduss]

Wade: *makes threat that sounds like a rape threat* Wade: *realizes how that sounds* Wade: *goes with it* Deadpool 2020.

[@badger5921]

@MUFC Its called 'Football' but you're getting there

[@texasdad2372]

I mean,these days it's 50/50 either a threat or a date huh lol.

[@nikitamiroshnichenko7604]

Sorry, I'm not english, could you please tell me who is wade and what threat did he make? Please, I would like to understand this joking video

[@nikitamiroshnichenko7604]

@@lovelessgirl7901... what?

[@nikitamiroshnichenko7604]

Ohw... ...nevermind I get it now, so the killer is Wade right? HaHa, what a joker

[@gretathuumberg]

Fun Fact: Ryan wasn't acting. He just did coke, walked onto a random set and the cameras happened to be rolling

[@Iron-yMan]

Yo really?

[@whatdidyoutoldme9395]

@@Iron-yMan bruh u actually believe this😂😂

[@Iron-yMan]

​@@whatdidyoutoldme9395 Sorry, its just the weed in me

[@joeferri3491]

Greta Thu'umberg Is that true

[@thedesire3225]

Greta Thu'umberg coke doesn’t do that to you

[@chemicalbrucey157]

The part where Wade hands the dude a slice and just drops it on the ground has me in stitches every time

[@anthonyfoster1685]

😂

[@meghnaths5696]

The moment pizza hits the floor, it gave me a mini heart attack.

[@manictiger]

Such a waste, just to insult a guy. Should have flicked an olive at his face or something.

[@gendarrion911]

Who cares it got pineapples on it.

[@manip1980]

If it was pizza, i would understand. But it was pineapple pizza. It belongs in trash anyways. Eating pineapple pizza is just, wrong....

[@Dipasimaan]

Wait there's a pizza oh you mean the shitty pineapple pizza yeah yeah it really sucks really really sucks

[@KazukiVA]

pineapple pizza is awesome

[@benevans818]

ryan reynolds is deadpool, just like robert downey jr is tony stark

[@janro653]

Ben Evans no shit sherlock!

[@dariush6446]

Ben Evans yes some characters actors can be exchanged. Some not. Im ok with scarlett johnson being exchanged or hawkeye. But what ur saying is on point

[@JonathanHernandez-qq8he]

Ben Evans And Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

[@mexicanmuslim]

+Dariush fab I get what your saying, but there allways is someone better at these things.

[@streaker7025]

Chris Evans as Captain America

[@JBrander]

1:46 that pizza drop gets me everytime

[@LecardeK]

I hope they only had to shoot that once, because it would be an extra slice dropped per take

[@alisonaugustosilva5980]

kkkkkkkkk

[@grandfisher3346]

I die everytime i see it drop

[@quanembanem6738]

Cool cats & kittens 🐯

[@ayushmansingh3000]

@MUFC Whaaat???

[@justinkelleher3405]

I worked part time for a pizza place when this movie was released, and an absolute blast of large pineapple and olive pizzas came in for about a month

[@adamblyth9972]

Is it good though?

[@fabricliver]

One month only, right?

[@justinkelleher3405]

@@fabricliver exactly 30 days 🤣

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447]

@@adamblyth9972 yes, pineapple, Olive, and ham is my favorite topping combo for pizza

[@lordbiscuitthetossable5352]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447 Personally I enjoy pineapple. Mainly because i find a lot of pizza a bit bland but I enjoy a bit of zing.

[@pheenix42]

"...or, did it?"

[@Jampolo_OG]

*Vsauce theme starts playing*

[@Maddock_]

*smooch*

[@wielderXII]

sigh here we go again

[@fooly592]

Mooah

[@ianmcpherson2171]

*smeck*

[@HGHVLTGE]

“Ease up on the bedazzling, theyre jeans, not a chandelier”

[@superhomie4363]

H1GHV0LT0GE 5 and also I’m keeping ur wallet u kinda gave it to me

[@jonathanworden4609]

" look man can I just "

[@SuperiorBat-te3ff]

@@jonathanworden4609 "I will shoot your fucking cat!"

[@odeIoten]

@@SuperiorBat-te3ff "I don't really know what that means I don't have a cat"

[@xxblazemuzarodxx4871]

@Odeloten “Then who’s kitty litter did i just shit in?“

[@setnomA]

"i was so scared i didnt know what to do!" hahaha

[@nephastgweiz1022]

The way he delivered that line ! Pretty good acting

[@RagingBananaSX]

I think that whole bit was improvised, I can hear distant echo-y laughter as if the crew started laughing

[@setnomA]

Woah I came back to watch this video and I have over 600 likes... dafuqqqq

[@joscar062]

@@setnomA Now it's over 1300

[@cadewolf15]

Seriously one of the funniest lines in the movie

[@TheDalinkwent]

Love this scene. It captures just how goofy and yet still threatening Wade can be.

[@thebonelessskinlessartist]

I love how extra Wade is. He probably could have found Jeremy's house and threatened him there. But he took the time to break into Mr. Merchant's house, order a pizza, stink up the bathroom, and wait for Jeremy to show up.

[@stoneman472]

Wade goes that extra mile.

[@latishabuckner8231]

Or he probably just had to go to the bathroom and Mr. Merchant's place was the easiest to get into. While on the toilet he called for the pizza and specifically asked for Jeremy to deliver it....or he planned everything to happen that way because he's extra 😂

[@dexterlazarus4080]

I find it funny that Wade is WAY harsher on the guy whose house he broke into, compared to the guy he actually came for. The pizza guy gets a fist-bump and a kiss on the cheek. Talk about getting off easy.

[@llarmstrong783]

And he took the homeowners wallet and pistol whipped him

[@LordCybot]

@@llarmstrong783 technically Mr Merchant gave Wade his wallet. Which Wade points out

[@irottaalfurinn2539]

in the comic he killed the pizza guy

[@llarmstrong783]

@@irottaalfurinn2539 in the comic he was way worse

[@irottaalfurinn2539]

@@llarmstrong783 yeah

[@philipstout9083]

"Threats Hurt Though Not Nearly As Badly As Serrated Steel!"

[@tjhooker824]

One of the greatest threats I have ever heard in film.

[@SadisticThrasher]

gonna steal that line

[@tjhooker824]

Oh c'mon why say that? So inappropriate................wait no its not lol.

[@SadisticThrasher]

ah yes the sound of lesser beings ^^ love it when lower lifeforms think they can talk ^^. or in the words of worlds greatest but kind hearted man. a final solution for the weak and lesser

[@imugi-16]

Oddly enough that knife Deadpool was holding did not have any serration on the blade

[@louiswilson5873]

The whimper when he kisses him is priceless

[@fffffffff4895]

1:46 that's the highest form of disrespect right there

[@dogebiscuits9681]

In so many ways too

[@liamcornish223]

If someone did that to me, I’d pull a Wade Wilson on them.

[@missingno.4835]

​@@liamcornish223literally wouldn't

[@briankoalagobe8851]

😂😂😂

[@michaelmooch2510]

2:12 gets me everytime 😂😂😂 “I didn’t know what to do”

[@grafikxz]

Soft spot remember?

[@WanderTheNomad]

If I was the pizza delivery guy, I wouldn't know whether to be scared or laugh my ass off, only to die shortly after.

[@FluffyIronGolems]

kchen075 piss myself def

[@Tom.morals]

kchen075 ^ yeah either way youre gonna piss yourself lol

[@SantoshKumar-ws2qz]

kchen075 he doesn't die.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

If I was a pizza man I would have a gun in my pocket

[@Dilllonm]

so you would die... to wade at least

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

I have so much respect for the “Jeremy” actor for not breaking every time Ryan did the “or did it” bit. I’d have burst out laughing every time he leaned in for the gentle kiss on the cheek

[@luzerino1124]

As he was saying "I was so scared i didn't know what to do" You could actually hear the crew loughing in the background

[@Iron-yMan]

What the fuck's really going on is that just pure improvising?

[@coldcut4751]

Iron-y Man 😂😂😂shid i saw a comment that said it was

[@Iron-yMan]

@@coldcut4751 saw them too, many of em and i actually believe that shit 😂

[@ahsanhaider6549]

You can hear the 'yeah' from the background

[@TieflingKumasi]

That is amazing! I’m glad they kept that in. I wonder what the script was like for this scene.

[@athenamuldrow1664]

"Who's kitty litter did I just shit in?" Actually that's a VERY good question...

[@1MagicAndMayhem1]

Its cocaine

[@kirigayakazuto6664]

yup, but the better question is what was the flush for????

[@skyelovesmilfs]

@UCVh5oZJsDQRDcnn0_3WYPNg he said he shit in kitty litter because he was calling the home owner a pussy

[@Gorillaphoenix77]

I always thought it was someones cremated ashes.

[@mrbloodmuffins]

Zen garden?

[@jonatanluna1061]

"Did they burn the crust?" "No!" "I specifically told them to *burn* ... The *Damn* ... *Crust* ." *CLICK!*

[@ch4z_bucks]

Poor gavin

[@Max-gy5rp]

Least Jeremy didn't tell Deadpool she should "get the fuck over it"

[@marcelovp17]

"Did they burn the crust?" "No!" "I specifically told them to burn ... The Damn ... Crust ." Dude closes his eyes whilst shivering "Bang!" "Ba Bang Bang Bang!" "haha Bang"

[@aaronortega5375]

Jonatan Luna what’s this from

[@VirtualKnight64]

@@aaronortega5375 The original comic. Here's a fundub version. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4jZiZKOlrB9obc

[@senzubean7299]

The whole scene all three actors.. complete gold The kiss.. the whimper... The look buddy gave Wade when he dumped the slice of pizza on the floor.. bloody perfect

[@slopcrusher3482]

" the fuck you doing in my cri-" I love this movie soooo much

[@msguy5877]

The way he just casually drops the pizza on the floor gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samarman1634]

They did an amazing job making Ryan's Wade intimidating in this scene. He actually comes off as someone who would murder someone

[@phacku]

The little kiss at the end was harmless and threatening at the same time.

[@hotdogy12345]

When he's about to hand him the pizza lol

[@Ebolacrash]

rofl my favorite part

[@Matt-ub8bu]

Jput.319 hunter master race

[@Hung_Nguyen_90]

@@Ebolacrash Are you that pizza slice 🤣

[@otto3967]

"I don't know what to do, I am so scared." Only a real man can say that 😅

[@kindofabigdeal7284]

My fav part lol

[@Michael-calisthenics98]

I would be too if some random ass dude had a gun pointed to my face 😅

[@warjohnson6075]

That kiss made me laugh too much

[@jowolf2187]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that the guy in the bedazzled jeans has just had his house commandeered by an odd merc with mood swings, his wallet stolen, and a gun pointed as his face, but he's only concerned with getting his Sam's club card back.

[@loottgremlin201]

That came out wrong. Or did it? ‘Kiss’

[@bknwuzheer1]

mwah

[@joukeschat2486]

Rape is a possible future outcome

[@Felix-Sited]

"wimper"

[@jonathanworden4609]

@@bknwuzheer1 " I WILL SHOOT YOuR FuCKING CAT!'

[@rexkillagain1271]

I love how he thinks he can save himself that way

[@JBrotsis1]

Hands pizza slice to guy, then drops it on the floor. Dead. I'm dead hahahaha.

[@shadowuchiha4311]

@Ralph ?

[@aldeambarasakti]

Fun fact: Ryan Reynolds spent 10+ years to work on Deadpool even before the Green Lantern. That's why his acting is so natural.

[@ARINOXMUSIC]

He didn't even need ten years his personality is already like deadpool

[@kulbmeister7785]

“NOT out of the woods yet” then pistol whips him. Bro didn’t even do anything 😂😂😂

[@themetasigma9109]

I think it's an achievement to be kissed by Ryan renolds

[@mattb4072]

I wonder if it was one of those improvs where they keep it

[@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594]

@@mattb4072 I wouldnt be surprised lol

[@Warhorse500]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Get kissed by Ryan Reynolds while he is playing a semi-psychotic badass that EVERYBODY loves. :)

[@rurouniraphael]

I would print several shirts saying "I was kissed by Deadpool" and wear them proudly... EVERYWHERE... Also I would never clean that side of my face... Just saying... Just saying...

[@Seriona1]

@@mattb4072 The scene he does this was improved, apparently Ryan just improved the idea to grab the kid and throw him against the wall. That's why the pizza kid fear looks real because he wasn't ready for it and Ryan just added the kiss in. Very Deadpool like which is why it works.

[@esvinramos6031]

Out of everything he asked wade for his sams card

[@GangstaStan010]

Hell yeah, gotta buy in bulk lol

[@habituallinestepper9329]

Obviously someone without a Sam's card would say this lol

[@monke980]

@@habituallinestepper9329 but like is that the one thing you would want?

[@zacedx]

@@monke980 back in the day, it used to be a hassle replacing one.

[@Strykergirl169]

"They're jeans, not a chandelier" - love it! :D

[@ElizabethsLife-iq1vy]

Strykergirl169 I LOOKED SO LONG TO FIND THIS COMMENT

[@dibbage]

Can you explain I don't get it

[@Angeliclayer91]

DiBBagE Basically, h bejeweled his jeans to the point that they look like a chandelier; meaning he overdecorated them.

[@chriswhite3692]

This is how you do character development. With a strong mix of crazy dialogue and antics, you know exactly what Wade's personality is like.

[@martmandred9182]

To be honest, Wade is a type of person who's personality is hard to read. Unpredictable is what you can describe it.

[@chriswhite3692]

@@martmandred9182 And they pulled it off.

[@idathomsson5383]

I love how similar this is to the comics they took this scene from 😍😍😍

[@Why50seriouss]

Ida Thomsson I was a bit surprised when I saw this in the comics as well. But he kills the guy instead if threatening him right?

[@jimwalker7569]

Sacred Swordsman I think, but that would make him seem like an asshole in the movir

[@Silverwind87]

I'd say they toned it down.

[@shadowuchiha4311]

@William Irizarry He more so did it (shot him) because the pizza guys response was, that bitch needs to get over it. Deadpool replying with she will, and then head shot.

[@joshmcgeough6823]

"So who kitty litter did I just shit in"😂

[@jaizethdiaz4183]

Josh Mcgeough fuck deadpool give a kiss

[@chrishubbard64]

Honestly? i think the constant switching in mood really made this far more effective of a scare than straight threats would have done. It kept him from adjusting to the situation he was stuck in, kept him on edge, and probably made it all sink in better, with a minimum of pain required.

[@IamnotJohnFord]

This scene is so intimidating on so many levels. One thing that is there-in a subtle but very scary way-is that Wade let the pizza guy know how easy it is to find him, bait him, and get him into a non-public area. The guy knows he can be gotten to whenever and where ever an assassin would want. I would quit my job, move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere.

[@somekidiguess9708]

"Than who's kitty litter did i just shit in?" *awkward silence* *Looks around for a cat* "...Anywho..."

[@alixir3010]

So who’s kitty litter was it?

[@corlimations5841]

That knife flip is the most satisfying shit I have ever seen 2:05

[@Sheenifier]

I would love to see the behind the scenes and like how many takes this scene took without people dropping to the floor laughing

[@sanduichedeplutonio46]

"That came out wrong..." "... or did it?" "*kiss in the cheeks" Passive aggressive threat is the most menacingly of all

[@dlein93]

Fun fact: Ryan Reynolds dropped $10K to wear Bea Arthur's likeness in this scene, and honestly the shirt and jacket combo is on point

[@TheGuyAlwaysOnTime]

Still a better lovestory than Twilight

[@yonatansalazar4582]

Richard Lloyd fr

[@thiccalbert]

Richard Lloyd The relationship between me and my right hand is a bettet lovestory than Twilight

[@pinheadlarry299]

why is this still a thing hell stfu leave that in the past lmfao

[@aaronkenyon7112]

PinHead Larry True, I think we've all established that every love story is better than Twilight by now

[@yid7863]

This is so old

[@nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn9772]

*pizza boi*

[@MSGaming06]

🅱️ O I

[@assassin1478]

Pizza time

[@fainte-san]

666 likes and I'm not gonna ruin it.

[@julianj9830]

1:46 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life

[@elmatadorpedro06]

Feel like trying that combo on pizza pineapple and olives lol

[@ThALobo996]

Keyser Söze it's pretty good I work at a pizza place tried it out it's not bad just darken up your crust a bit though makes it better

[@DrownedInExile]

Me too, although I'd still add ham to that.

[@n4veybaby]

Keyser Söze i have, heavenly

[@Aztesticals]

Bacon, pineapple, banana peppers, olives and hotsauce

[@proverbialking3452]

the last time someone put pineapple on a pizza, God flooded the world and some douchebag wrote a book about it.

[@burntruffles1556]

Bruh, this was in the friggin comics. This is almost perfect translation of comic to movie.

[@agafebriawan5715]

Yes but he was already deadpool in the comoc at that point. Also, didn't he kill the pizza guy as well?

[@delvinchi6723]

@@agafebriawan5715 yeah he did and then bullseye killed the owner

[@CountryMetal01]

@@delvinchi6723 Shhhh, Deadpool 3 Spoilers

[@creedwakki3259]

The last kiss always got me in tears.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

I laughed my ass off in the theater from start to finish when this came out, the way he just casually spreads a controlled sense of chaos is amazing

[@cubspopply5445]

Honestly? Ryan Reynolds is the fucking, perfect man to be Deadpool

[@lewis5120]

“Is there burnt crust?” “I hope not.”

[@redblue4127]

"I didn't know what to do" lmao makes the scene

[@ptech88]

This is the beginning of an amazing franchise. Thx

[@zawarudoz]

That "or did it?" line cracks me up every time.

[@j.albuquerque9274]

Legend has it, Reynolds wasn't even aware they were filming.

[@brndnwilks]

Perfectly intimidating. Every he lets you think it's cool and you can let down your guard a little, Boom! Crazy mood swing.

[@The420BrownKid]

“I didn’t know what to do, I was so scared!” I don’t know why but that line absolutely kills me lmao

[@drxshock6957]

"Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too. That came out wrong." lmao

[@artemisk77]

or did it

[@tyshco2969]

(smooch)

[@anthonywalls692]

Is it even look or read a book

[@Rek_Rc]

It is rare and wonderful when an actor matches a character as well as this. The entire MCU did a great job with casting as well. especially with stark , thor and captain america. But Reynolds fits deadpool as well as deadpool's suit fits deadpool. Perfectly. Now we need deadpool in the first R rated DisneyMCU/Sony pictures super hero movie ever. Deadpool and the avengers would be too much fun. So it will likely never happen

[@bloodyraptor6251]

"Soft-spot, remember?" Gets me everytime 😂

[@lordvetinari1331]

OMFG the whimper when he kisses him

[@shivaprasads3476]

He is a perfect actor.

[@hightimeswithchris3281]

I always loved how he hands him a slice of pizza and then just drops it.lmao!

[@akanuwolf]

I love how bipolar he acts in this scene

[@Arbitrary_Moniker]

He acts neither manic or depressed. Those are the states bipolar people are in. Not hostile vs friendly or aggressive vs relaxed.

[@karenk6985]

Me too

[@callofdutyblackops9]

@@Arbitrary_Moniker He's not bipolar, but experiences mania on a pretty severe level, he can go from a nice guy to a brutal murderer very quickly. The movies doesn't show his hyper-aggressive side really, but in the comics he does some insanely dark shit due to the mania and violent rage. There was a scene cut from the original movie where he visits one of the "miracle cure" places in south america for his cancer and he brutally murders everyone there when they can't cure him. It was cut because while it fits Deadpool really well, it didn't fit the tone of the movie.

[@MrImastinker]

@@callofdutyblackops9 Well, he murdered the shit out of the "doctor" not just because the bastard couldn't help him, but because he was swindling many others like Wade.

[@tristan8218]

This is like my top ten scenes I could rewatch over and over

[@sue4624]

I am dying over the part when he almost hands him the pizza.... I'm sick from laughing

[@jayyjayy1vice991]

2:29 bro purr-ed 😂

[@yowanonymousboi2456]

I love how ryan reynolds was so dedicated to that kiss

[@jonnocotton48]

Perfect blend of comedy and intimidation. Perfect actor for Wade/Deadpool

[@cantthinkofagoodusername5845]

This is the only clip you'll ever need if anyone asks why you love Deadpool

[@gameman7871]

The fact that no one is appreciating the awkward silence after "then who's kitty litter did I just sh!t in?" is criminal. Easily one of the best little moments in the movie

[@wanted_melon2348]

2:15. The pizza😞

[@kfw9257]

There should be law against wasting a perfectly good pizza like that.

[@kidarachnid1649]

@@kfw9257bro pineapple and olives he did a favor of destroying that abomination of pineapples and olives on a fucking pizza

[@bradybeast1638]

I love how Wade cut him off at Crib

[@akashiseijuro3827]

Lol redy for deadpool 2

[@edwardsbaron3935]

Marco the Phoenix hell yeah

[@fineajji8755]

you should be ready for some English classes.

[@katakuricharlotte8271]

Marco the Phoenix well well well hmm if it isn't the first diversionary commander of the white beard pirates also known as (marco the pussy) long time no see old pal

[@Dragonlover553]

Well, it's here. Like it?

[@darkahmsity3338]

Akashi Seijuro saw it

[@DmpstrPirate]

I'm confident my will to live would be overpowered by how funny this was if I were pizza boy

[@wd3185]

Ha! I just saw a video on the comic this scene was based on, and Wade was frustrated because they didn't burn his crust like he asked. Here, he asks the same thing, and even though Jeremy responds, "God, I hope not," Wade never actually specified if that was a bad thing or a good thing. Little details like that just make movies like this great.

[@DamsusRhee]

There is something about this part of the scene that rings so well with me. Awesome scene.