Food Theory: Count Chocula's Shameful Past! (Halloween Breakfast Cereal)

[@sharko5730]

me: oh cool, Dracula cereal for kids matt: *goes through my entire AP history class in 14 minutes and 33 seconds*

[@randomnonsense2259]

@@ОлегТаранов-н2я dude shut up stop spamming the same thing

[@makaramuss]

@Natalie Z me playing crusader kings and europa universalis* yea... we all... did...?

[@theoconstantinica7969]

AP? Affair Partner? Jewelry Brand? Advanced Placement?

[@marcusamadeuscelebrado4687]

Well what ever helps

[@asherahlei6336]

i dont like ap a whole lot dhdhhdgdhdg edit: nvm i was wrong- i thought it was smth else

[@rosieamoret7748]

Matpat saying "why is he named Count CHOCula" in an extremely serious tone is the best thing from this video

[@jemstheamerican7817]

I laughed when Matt Patt said the last name Chocul is common in Hungary!

[@SCP_Wandsman13_13]

by the way, I've never seen General Mills on the shelves.

[@weirdoticmakekrookodileimp4160]

Read this as soon as he said it LOL

[@blandpotato545]

The intro to this episode is hilarious “I didn’t even know you were a thing until today”

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

What?, Which bot?

[@Winrarnt]

@@Thegoldenringsyt the bots always delete they're comments after a few minutes

[@southestst]

@@Thegoldenringsyt There was a scam bot comment that got deleted so he replied to nothing

[@5ashll303]

That’s me with all these characters.

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

@@Winrarnt oohhhhh

[@incredibleflameboy]

Count Dracula could sleep in a bed and didn't necessarily need to sleep in a coffin regain his strength. It was the Transylvanian soil that he needed to sleep under so really the coffin is an option to do so easily. It sounds like a weakness when you say he can't sleep in a bed. However the story can be made funnier if you keep that idea in it. Dracula entered the bedroom. "Oh no beds. My only weakness"

[@omgfiredragon]

"oh no beds my only weakness" is going to become a part of my daily lexicon

[@Nightmare2.03]

same lmao@@omgfiredragon

[@sarahmccausland7035]

When a human and a vampire love eachother very much: They do the mash, they do the monster mash

[@sarcasticfanstic]

Pretty clever not going to lie

[@DarkMouseRainbow]

It was a graveyard SMASH

[@Cdog-vl3gk]

@@ОлегТаранов-н2я How about no

[@dwreanchinotan]

i dont want to like, it's at 69 at the time of posting, damit, they upvoted.

[@quirmi_6770]

Monster smash is better

[@brendofire2084]

General Mills: makes a kid friendly version of Dracula for his Halloween cereal Matpat: P R O G N A T H I S I M

[@Ginger-Starz]

Y E S

[@matthiasmeyer6733]

Bruh, calm down it's a cartoon character

[@N0ztalji4]

@@Ginger-Starz I love how it got translated to “AND IT IS.”

[@ashleycampbell6876]

@@Ginger-Starz Txt fr Y

[@ashleycampbell6876]

@@Ginger-Starz bdhfgeyfghgfg

[@thatonedodo8610]

New theory: Mat created food theory so he can write his meals off as a business expense.

[@hellothere-sf1gl]

I don't think he eats that hot sauce in his last theory tho, but occasionally he does

[@hrishikesavs9749]

That's not a theory, its a fact.

[@abid5087]

But then why hasn't he done a theory on Diet Coke? We all know that that is his biggest expense. If he couldn't write that off, his wealth would rival Scrooge McDuck's

[@_VenomicA_]

Stolen comment

[@thatonedodo8610]

@@_VenomicA_ at least not on purpose did I steal it.

[@Iam-tq6lg]

I love how he fires the wolf then uses his catch phrase.

[@cryingchild4209]

Yeah that's why he fired him so he wouldn't get sued by him

[@apickle2600]

@@cryingchild4209 no so he could get money

[@Yukiyusitzmeh]

Me too XD

[@Phantom9252]

I clicked this video expecting to learn some horrifying secret about how General Mills once used slave labor to make it's cereals or something..... instead I got MatPat's breakfast cereal mascot fanfiction.

[@haileyguillemette5493]

LOL, always expect the unexpected

[@k1tz3n50]

Which is even better

[@kitcen777]

I mean yes, technically but no

[@imskyhighfn6512]

@@k1tz3n50 you right lmaoo

[@ancalagonite434]

@@k1tz3n50 true 😂

[@timjay2665]

Theory: is pizza acceptable to leave on a counter unrefrigerated over night. Common knowledge says germs grow on perishable food items when not hot or cold enough. But is pizza dough and cheese dry enough with the tomato sauce acidic enough to prevent germs from growing? I know people that leave pizza out overnight and other foods out for multiple hours. And id love a food theory video on this. Getting into what foods could or could not be left out for *some* amount of time.

[@nathanielcarter7984]

This is under appreciated

[@coolkidsigmamale]

I bet you there’s gonna be a “How to take a candle out of a cake perfectly”

[@memowl3663]

that sounds interesting

[@hussainvirk8598]

I mean there better be

[@Wren-vu8cx]

Knowing mat, there definitely will

[@d_the_great]

There's only one good answer: witchcraft.

[@saanvitalanki8915]

There is now 😂

[@danthesausage1235]

as a Romanian i love to listen to matpat mispronounce everything

[@saraapostol1765]

Yessss

[@alfiekitt8592]

Agreed

[@iuliann26]

Yess

[@SevenEllen]

Please teach us how to pronounce them correctly. :-)

[@grandmawithagun2357]

Ayyy hello fellow romanian ✌

[@pyrobyte4208]

He really tried to save himself with the “work with their family” thing lol

[@gogetto5120]

.

[@SophiaMayflower]

LOL im glad someone finally pointed it out

[@indeepgaming4080]

I am the 145th like

[@MeowNAtcha]

I’m the 475th like

[@lylacor8401]

and kinda very much failed.

[@glennsapaden7543]

Here’s my idea for a banana-flavored cereal: Plantain of the Opera.

[@pasha6753]

Hol up

[@timwoods2852]

Nice.

[@icedragonaftermath]

Alright, you've got my attention.

[@Hoodie9129]

Make it happen

[@biancabrooks280]

If his head is also banana shaped, he would have the Habsburg chin too! 🍌

[@SolarRex99]

Count chochula's mother is a vampire and his father is a human... This gives me hotel transylvania vibes

[@gemink7939]

... I mean, dracula's chin in that is protruding soooooo.... crossover?

[@someonenotsomeone8450]

IS COUNT CHOCULA... THE DRACULA IN HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA???

[@kylerbelshaw1465]

The second he described Dhampirs, I mentally ran them against Dennis. It checks out!

[@alaiaomanu6318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/npqko3SAi82rh8k jeffrey dean morgan died last night :( so sad

[@bigbraintime3300]

Makes sense too, the child does cast shadows

[@ajwinberg]

When I was a kid, the monster cereals were on the selves all the time. I used to get them often. They were my favorite.

[@zp944]

My memory also tells me this was true, but who knows

[@korridarkheart2342]

*Count chocula existing for 50 years just to sell cereal* Mat pat: “imma make it make sense.”

[@username_576]

mat ruining everything

[@andyalien2578]

Yeah i feel like matpat just wanna say something weird

[@thegreatknowing]

*_Imagine designing a character for some cereal, just for some guy to call him inbred_*

[@grant_____]

just for some guy to spend *15 minutes* calling him inbred, at that

[@ancalagonite434]

lol

[@ViktorErikFade]

Right? I was like alright ...how ridiculous is this video to be this long

[@yashwantthammineni2199]

Me: sees the title screen Also me: I don’t need sleep I need answers

[@Taton0191]

@@olegtaranov5674 no

[@bubblegumsisters173]

I love how honest MatPat is. He could just end the video whenever he wanted to without explaining how the theory works. But he lets us see the evidence. That’s a good theorist.

[@Naokarma]

And more people need to realize this.

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

I mean, most of his theories are very believable, if not actually canon. There is however, the theory on Mario, which is blatant bullshit.

[@Naokarma]

@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond If you're talking about the "Mario is a Sociopath" theory, that's easily one of his most well-aged videos from that era, lol. It's not talking about the canon, but rather demonstrating the stuff he does and showing who he actually is, rather than how he's meant to be portrayed.

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

@@Naokarma Still bullshit. Everyone (or most) in the Mario community agree that it's pure bs.

[@Naokarma]

@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Appealing to popularity in an extremely blatant and direct fashion, lol. Just cause you see people going "no" doesn't change reality. Whine about it all you want, that doesn't change anything.

[@ailsaide1680]

Am I the only one that noticed that at 3:33 he showed the Count from Sesame Street as Chocula’s dad

[@joshzenic]

no i saw it too

[@ptfornatale]

Me too 😂

[@serenitysunflower7215]

“He’s the effect of excessive inbreeding” “Did they breed a beaver and a vampire I just want to know.”

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

Lol

[@thenewanimeman7624]

Soupose so

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

How I Met Your Mother

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

How I Met Your Mother

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

How I Met Your Mother

[@awaisrehana3881]

When you realize a cereal that comes one a month gets there own theory Cheerio: Sponsors him Food Theory: “ The dark history of Cheerios Cheerios: Wait l, what?

[@nynx.]

@@alanwalkers9646 you should be ashamed. Promoting yourself on another channel, pathetic.

[@bamboozledan]

@@alanwalkers9646 just checked out the link, what does that have to do with anything here?

[@theflaminglitten-fo6jd]

@@alanwalkers9646 if subscribers could go in the negatives this would do it

[@ImTitan16]

@@nynx. ikr trying to get money and views from other people's hard work

[@nynx.]

Goes against TOS I’m pretty sure. Just report it

[@Narutokun1545]

A Fruit Brute is a Werewolf who's vegetarian. Doesn't eat people.

[@sf2934]

...you love Fruit Brute’s cereal don’t you?

[@zay_rat8942]

@@sf2934 No, I love Boo Berry.

[@garym.tourville217]

The vegan teacher??

[@defaultythe1013]

@@garym.tourville217 please don't bring that back in my life

[@bykewithad]

@PluFisIonatE NiNetEeN u ok?

[@godslaughter]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen you make. You, in shambles, trying to save yourself while talking about "KZbinrs working together" cracked me up. Also, yes, it's definitely Habsburg, not Hapsburg. The latter seems to just be a popular albeit incorrect version of something that is "written as it sounds, but is wrong", like "could of" instead of "could've".

[@goldenspuds9207]

MattPat: "Why is his name Count Chocula?" Me: "Because its chocolate mixed with dracu-" MattPat: "ANCESTRY" 👁👄👁

[@Hose_10]

Ehehehe

[@cheesemancer7039]

@@alanwalkers9646 shut up

[@Hose_10]

@@alanwalkers9646 shut up self promoter

[@aratusingtheinternet]

👀 👁 👁 👄 👄

[@kazbramble8254]

Don't question

[@HHGamingOfficial]

Count Chocula: *has a chin* Food Theorists: I'm about to end this mans whole bloodline.

[@Leonardobug]

At what point have we gone

[@dylanconfer1116]

Don't woosh me, but he called himself out in the video.

[@SolidusLuigi]

@@toonikuh THE FRARYGODPARESTS

[@Hyacinth828]

*Discover

[@yasinzayan3836]

Ummm

[@TheKrossRoads]

New Yummy Mummy catchphrase: "A taste so good, you can't keep it under wraps!"

[@rebelz9489]

That’s good

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

Nice one

[@a24396]

Nice...

[@Werewolf914]

And your not writing Cereal mascot catchphrases why exactly? That's way better.

[@chetarisin3035]

I like that one

[@concept_lost2600]

Gotta love matpat opening's to any video on food theory. This one had me laughing hard.

[@mimistardust3915]

I'm more shocked that there's 'Fruity Yummy Mummy' and 'Fruit Brute' cereals than by the actual theory 💀 I've literally never seen those in stores.

[@dengeki2005]

That's because they're rare, fruit brute did come back this year but not fruity yummy mummy

[@tmbcyberman]

@@dengeki2005 Where??? I've literally only seen the main 3 in stores in the Rocky Mountains where I'm living

[@Net.NobodyStu]

They’re not the original 3 that you think of.Count chocula,Franken Berry,and Boo Berry has been around since forever so everyone knows this original 3

[@gamingg-d1444]

General mill: Take notes he’s making all the lore for us

[@sampepper7682]

The writers: Ahhh yes now my job is easy

[@toxicice8567]

The Creators of Count Chocula: Matt we just wanted to make a yummy Halloween cereal Matt: NO, it's THEORY TIME!

[@gogetto5120]

.

[@greatleader4841]

PR team: Matt, we smoked weed once at a staff meeting and we thought it would be funny to name him that Matt: NO, HE'S RELATED TO DRACULA!

[@agentviper2883]

It’s always theory time

[@indeepgaming4080]

I am the 400th like

[@xushandong9734]

The blin are you doing?

[@jasonfernandes2197]

Hey Mat Pat, this was a fantastic episode. You crossed all boundaries of reality to make this happen. Amazingly done! Definitely enjoyed this! Thank you.

[@DanS044]

MatPat: “Going to ruin your childhoods” Me (A British citizen): Haha I never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power here

[@cesarangeles1204]

Me (a United states citizen): haha I have also never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power here

[@mr.monkey9935]

Im icelandic and i have only herd of lucky charms

[@ylanitgonzalez6210]

Me (a Latin American) I have also never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power over here.

[@dokkanz6368]

Me a Mexican : You have no power here

[@strawberryowl3731]

Me: A Filipino Ha you have no power here

[@StrokeMahEgo]

Consider: Counts control areas called counties. Imagine a whole county of nothing but chocolate… beautiful isn't it?

[@johnather]

Its very dry

[@AkaliA101]

@@johnather no. It has chocolate milk too!

[@lonergothonline]

up until I started thinking about it with any seriousness, I'd been living under the assumption that he was awarded the title of count for making a good-selling cereal product. because knights in England are knighted for producing something that greatly benefited the country, like poetry or movies or some other culture. I completely glossed over the fact that count title means land. so I'd say that that land is where chocula discovered, and made, chocolate cereal.

[@dionelmejia8093]

Now that would be heaven

[@marley__]

Willy Wonka's fever dream....

[@HuskerNinja]

MatPat: *Uploads a theory* Everyone: "Can you not attack my childhood... *for FIVE MINUTES?* "

[@willestr8656]

Mat pat nooooooooooooooooooo

[@cyberdemonic260]

what else can he attack, FNAF?

[@EggsBenedict1]

what is he gonna attack russet potatoes? gala apples?

[@brandybennett7982]

Lol

[@Slops2]

Good shrek reference

[@Radioactive_Skittles]

This is probably my favorite food theory episode ever

[@adviksharma2072]

this is more well researched and put together than my exam papers

[@thepineappleofdoom]

Lmao same

[@allisonbittner-offical769]

Like same bruh

[@Madame_Enyo]

Agreed

[@supernova6882]

This guy could make me believe the earth was flat

[@oceanwatersea]

Interviewer: So what are the things you can do that other's can't? MatPat: *I can Link a kid's cereal to Massive inbreeding.*

[@stellalask1075]

Yep he dose the most weird stuff

[@kcashn]

which is why i watch him lmao

[@Rqptor_omega]

You're hired

[@gamestuff5944]

the inteviewr needs spies and stuff so matpat is perfect

[@khorneberzerk6141]

Your picture is kinda scary

[@KDizzy6]

New catch phrase: "Get Wrapped Up In The Flavor!"

[@jdk4867]

Nice

[@Inspector_burco]

New catchphrase: eat my cereal or I will gag your dog

[@KDizzy6]

@@Inspector_burco, Bruh, I will buy ALL your cereal. Just leave me puppers alone.

[@megameme29]

Thats a good one. 👍

[@colesnead4061]

That good

[@courier_made_it]

Honestly, one of my favorite theories. Food Theory has always been my solid favorite. :)

[@rodimus7926]

MatPat: “I didn’t even know you were a thing until today” Me: There´s a Frute brute thing?

[@AxxLAfriku]

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear ro

[@laserbeamnuke4405]

@@AxxLAfriku aaaaaaaa your back

[@allanbrito217]

@@AxxLAfriku im gonna pretend i never checked your profile, have a good day.

[@brytoncaviness3612]

thats what she said!

[@izzywood2874]

Cherry

[@tad7441]

Character: Has no backstory MatPat: Makes a theory about character's past Me: "Impossible."

[@Emeraldbarrelanimations]

It is not impossible this is something he does on a regular basis

[@tad7441]

@@Emeraldbarrelanimations True

[@Jdirjrbtbjdi]

It's not impossible but it's just speculation/a ton of bullcrap is not a theory

[@alaiaomanu6318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/npqko3SAi82rh8k jeffrey dean morgan died last night :( no way..

[@crayonsmmmm3509]

@@Jdirjrbtbjdi well, it’s fun bullcrap

[@jbuddery3082]

Imagine the shame Vlad the Impaler must have for his great grand nephew, who sells chocolate cereal and has fights with a frankenstein's monster who sells berries

[@samueladelman6048]

I mean considering that the heir of the Habsburg dynasty is a racecar driver, the 3 claimants to the French throne work in finance, the Romanovs and Rurikids are all dead and god knows what the house of Osman is doing, count chocula isn’t doing so bad, especially when you consider that his title survived communism

[@JDM-is-my-name]

@@samueladelman6048 yeah, honestly. More people should have the mindset that, "my ancestors are looking down at me, with my modern life and good health and they are proud that we'd made it this far" Vlad might think its silly to tell breakfast items, but he probably isn't disappointed

[@janavukadinovic1526]

I know Im late but fun fact vampir is Serbian (you can see Serbia by the Romania at 6:44 ) word because there was created the first legend of the vampires wich was also half fiction and half reality (You can find out more if you want by searching ,,Petar Blagojević the vampire" (btw Petar wasnt the only Serbian vampir))

[@calmingsounds675]

Food company: makes a hit cereal with a commercial MatPat: so what’s the lore

[@MayDawn519]

"Count Chocula is the product of excessive inbreeding". Isn't all inbreeding excessive? (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)

[@raiden6607]

To me any inbreeding isn't excessive

[@kosakukawajiri8331]

@Milan Ackovski *a draft of wind audibly passes over your head*

[@dungeonquestboi32]

to be fair, it is a part of our history, and, genetically speaking, inbreeding is fine for a couple of generations (still weird tho)

[@tunnelsnakeemily2275]

To test which crosses will work well with an inbred animal when it is used for breeding isn't immoderate.

[@amberstar2832]

@@raiden6607 Are you from Alabama?

[@marshallhester3520]

Normal theorists: Evidence, lore, facts. Food theorists: Chins.

[@bornvolcano]

Wait could Mr. Incredible be a product of inbreeding?

[@arfyThewarfle]

The chins are evindence. is it not?

[@Shaw4123]

King Charles ll of Spain.

[@anawesomedude4358]

He's the smartest and best theorist

[@Mafoowu]

lol

[@TwistyDriverr]

It feels so good when someone like matpat is talking about your country, isn't it fellow hungarians?

[@papman7849]

Not Hungarian but feel the small times he talked about Denmark

[@frostyenderman13]

I did not go into this theory expecting the claim "Count Chocula is a Dhampir" but here we are

[@boogeymann6686]

Fruity Mummy sounds like he spent his entire thousand years existence smoking cigarettes

[@yellowmello1223]

I mean, being dead for thousands of years is bound to do a bit of damage to your lungs.

[@ataphelicopter5734]

So does half the population of Glasgow

[@thecoolestofthe834s2]

sand paper cigarettes?

[@olegtaranov5674]

I found all the Easter eggs in season 4 of Rick and Morty, please check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpXbnXxrerB3e6s

[@allanbrito217]

@@olegtaranov5674 nice

[@solacechaostra8403]

I just want to imagine Matt trying that FO-OOOOOD THEORY in his closet over and over while Steph listens from the normal people part of the house.

[@noonyx33]

Sksksksskssk

[@chocololi119]

It was the "normal people part of the house" for me 😂😂😂😂

[@EatAnOctorok]

"Matthew, how long do you think it'll take to get the take you want? It's nearly Ollie's bedtime."

[@Ntt903]

And u got the perfect amount of likes for that

[@connorconnor2421]

I was literally at that bit when I read this

[@MedievalMonke]

0:58 same

[@firebrand723]

The three vampire ladies that hang around Dracula might not actually be his wives. They might be nieces or other relatives he’s marrying off

[@LadyOnikara]

Or he's taking a very long time to catch up to Hugh Hefner.

[@bogwinkled]

@@LadyOnikara ha

[@Smol_potato-s1p]

Both both Is good

[@lahlybird895]

Or both

[@monroerobbins7551]

He’s the ultimate wingman, helping his nieces find proper husbands, lol

[@JudithOpdebeeck]

i love how he makes a big deal of Chocul being a name in Romania, but not of Chocul being an actual real name in the first place

[@platinum_overdrive982]

Matpat: "Chochul is a surname in Hungary " Me: wait that's a real last name?

Not in Hungary :D

[@k.katona9415]

No, I've never heard anything here that sounds even remotely similar x"D I'd love to hear where he got that

[@sounddoom5836]

@@k.katona9415 it is..there is a surname known as Chochul

[@allattv1792]

@@sounddoom5836 Where? Not in Hungary. I would have heard it alreday. And I can't think anything even remotely close to Choochul. Not even writen or spoken. What is the name that you are thinking about? Where did you got that information. I'm really curious.

[@lillybee_]

wait what

[@solarisdevorak]

I've never thought about this, never wanted to give two thoughts to this, and this video has never made me happier! Thank you for doing all the work that you do on these videos they are batshit Insanity crazy and I love it!

[@artistwithouttalent]

Fruity Yummy Mummy: get _wrapped up_ in the flavor

[@suntzu4166]

Hey I get it

[@hrishikesavs9749]

Dude you improved their catchphrase! Its so much better now! Mail it to the people or something

[@Max-ei1pf]

@AOfficial23 yeah well you are probably under the age of 5

[@wham1984]

Perfect😄

[@King-ze2kt]

That's so good

[@msart2023]

New channel: Life Theory Featuring new episodes such as: "Why Are We Even Here?", "Does Anything Even Matter Anymore?", and even "How the Heck Did That Rock Get in My Shoe?"

[@Isegmfu]

I completely agree with this. If Mat is giving us a vote to name his another channel, I'm gonna vote for this. Cheers!

[@stevejones69420]

So if r/me_irl had a KZbin channel

[@thebigdawgj]

To procreate and die; no; gravity.

[@AmberMaytions]

I’d watch a video on how a rock gets into a shoe, any day. These are the questions that need answers, people!!

[@thebigdawgj]

@Mayonnaise God Objectively, yes. Literally, the point of life is to procreate and pass on one's own DNA.

[@MistDemon]

I don’t like MatPat dissing my man Yummy Mummy. He is doing his best.

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

He is but I’ve never heard of it

[@badinfo7878]

Who?

[@zoinksss1372]

I’ve never seen a box of Yummy Mummy. Sorry bro but it’s true.

[@e7bx]

your right..

[@evolvingtrident]

He’s not doing good enough

[@subhanlatif70]

Mapat: when a human and a vampire breed they make dhampir Me: so Dennis from hotel Transylvania is a dhampir

[@grantonator3884]

"These ancestral lines were more incestuous than a KZbinr's working crew" - MatPat 2020

[@ОлегТаранов-н2я]

I found out why Sandy lives underwater, please check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/al6zlZKCpr2gf5I

[@breakingbob2995]

@@ОлегТаранов-н2я no you failure

[@ascendedhotdogs5166]

@@ОлегТаранов-н2я Imagine self advertising because you can't get views this was made by the good content creator gang

[@lacytaylor1501]

I seem to recall a comment on a very old gtlive video where someone thought Mat and Steph were siblings. Might wanna be careful there Mat, might get some unwanted theories of your own thrown your way

[@mrsleovaldez6474]

Ollie is going to look back on that and be so embarrassed

[@RubberHoseToons]

Captian crunch is actually a commander because of the lines on his wrist. Three means commander. Four means captian. BOOM. Commander Crunch confirmed. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@Lord_Of_Aether]

He's still waiting for the promotion.

[@a.n4524]

i alredy know that but thanks for the people who didnt know

[@pressftopayrespects6325]

As far as I know for Navy or Army ranks in the US, there is no rank called “commander.”

[@RubberHoseToons]

I know my ted talk was probably kinda dumb but it just came to my head. I really want a food theory on Cap- Commander Crunch

[@SoupySuds]

He is the captain of his ship

[@M1NT-s3b]

The company that just wanted to make a fun mascot for a cereal brand: Food theory: imma bout to end this man's whole career.

[@urfavsportsanalyst9671]

I’m here before this comment goes viral

[@justarandompersonontheinte334]

@@urfavsportsanalyst9671 ok

[@oMikey7]

E

[@MrFunnyP]

Oh

[@Formerpresidentbarackobama696]

@@urfavsportsanalyst9671 me to

[@leafyztar]

9:00 Clara, I tell you, the baby isn't mine!!

[@Spineless-Lobster]

“Mummy said it’s a strong chin for a strong boy!” - Count Chocula, probably.

[@tuddthetotodile5448]

Thank you for being the only comment referencing oversimplified.

[@clementdaniels3968]

You have achieved inner peace. Thank you

[@jeffsampson5822]

Or Hacker. "That's THE Hacker, to you." -The Hacker

[@John_ballz]

Yeah there’s gonna be a tax for that

[@shabeinabanu7153]

@@John_ballz This new tax legislation right here, this is BS

[@idkok206]

Me, a non American whose never eaten this cereal: You ruined my childhood, man

[@mildcheesecake692]

I have never met this man in my life and I feel like my whole childhood was ruined.

[@boxcart4533]

@@mildcheesecake692 watch his main channel and it will be ruined even nore

[@The_WyattGuy]

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with

[@earthclad6833]

Me, an American who's never eaten this cereal:

[@thatonetopeka]

Same, in Turkiye all we have is Coco Pops or Coco Pops bootlegs.

[@zennarck]

"I honestly didn't even know you were a thing until today" I have never heard of any of these cereals before today

[@unicornbeast1671]

same

[@heisara]

Same

[@wisemysticaltree2304]

No

[@wisemysticaltree2304]

But I haven't seen the count chocula one

[@liamvr6696]

Same

[@zara-hope5518]

I wish cereal still had free toys in them.

[@weepingwillow9458]

They do. Have u ever even opened a box of Apple Jacks or smth?

[@pebblesfern7294]

"Now this is the part of the episode where your childhood gets ruined" Me, who has never heard of Count Chocula or his friends:

[@yourfriendlyeverydayhealer9306]

Same

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

I had heard about Count Chocula, but NOT his friends...

[@salmazarife2645]

Well, great! I started learning them and I have nothing to do anything about it.

[@Bluebonez]

I only knew boo berry because my dad loved that cereal so I grew up around iy

[@Noorboomboomshakalakaboom]

I live in a place where they don’t have that lol

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: Melbourne, Australia used to be called Batmania.

[@ОлегТаранов-н2я]

I found out why Sandy lives underwater, please check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/al6zlZKCpr2gf5I

[@MJ-SCUTI]

Didn't know I needed this fact in my life until now, thank you for bestowing your great wisdom upon me

[@TheRezro]

Town in my neighbor was called Frankenstein, lol...

[@sillygoosetaur]

Олег Таранов hi mr bot

[@aussiewanderer6304]

Well, it is the only city founded by a super hero.

[@wolvesfangacademy5498]

Watching this and remembering those years when "is Steph your cousin?" Was a common enough question that it actually got annoying instead of being funny

[@larisamk]

I can't wait for Food Theory to cover lore behind Nesquik cereal and the rabbit mascot. I want to see what lore there is behind those big ears of his

[@Larucos]

the whole thing about Mat and Stephanie being mistaken for siblings just got really preoccupying suddently

[@Wastedtime599]

Me: sitting here drinking a soda enjoying the intro MatPat: “Count Chocula is the product of excessive inbreeding..” Me: 👁👄👁 I-

[@cattheslinky2049]

You tellen me you don't see the thumbnail

[@tobiassoriano9788]

@@cattheslinky2049 😅i didn't even notice that

[@jobansand]

@@cattheslinky2049I just noticed that.

[@madkirk7431]

Press F to pay respects.

[@RingoTheKitty611]

noooooo in on the :3 and the uwu side noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uwu :3

[@undercookedgamer7499]

Matpat: I didn’t even know those were a thing until today Me: That makes two of us

[@luigines6457]

Or maybe 48 of us.

[@DoctorEggYT]

Or 74 Edit:I liked

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

Or maybe 154 of us.

[@eleboyele1302]

354

[@AshtheGoldenDeer]

Or 173 of us, assuming you didn't like your own comment.

[@6los9]

3:39 O-oh~! Hey step bro~like the view~? *LITERALLY EATS HIM AS THE SCREEN TURNS RED*

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Man, this is the weirdest fanfiction I’ve ever heard.

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

wattpad would be proud

[@thanatoast]

@@Arctic_and_The_F0X Wattpat could never

[@secretgaygent6617]

@@thanatoast you sure???

[@elizadesiree843]

@@thanatoast Oh no we absolutely could

[@shaynehenry9429]

I don't think it's fanfic @Frankie Cedeno

[@Dusty_B]

Family: "What are you watching?" Me: "Oh just a KZbin vid showing compelling evidence that Count Chocula is inbred." Me: "Hey wait, where are you going? What's was with that look? It's science!"

[@Zach-ow5pf]

haha XD

[@legendarydante3]

I get this a lot when I'm explaining things lol.

[@raawesome3851]

Same

[@blakevannest5893]

Mom and brother: we gotta find our kid

[@fatnosemonkey]

@@reitersul586 idk either

[@wesleyyisme2586]

He’s taken literally nothing and built up several generations behind him, how far does he take these things

[@rainbowsam2335]

Very

[@bluesoda6379]

Far

[@swordfighterpiers1511]

Far

[@therealbeanbot]

@Star Platinum Ye but it’s fun

[@hangontheivy4440]

But it’s not a stretch, it’s very solid reasoning

[@Kosei_.08]

*I have NEVER seen an Chocula box until today! 🤯🤯🤯 like it had ALL FIVE of their boxes*

[@justarandompan3021]

Did anyone else think him trying to explain his KZbin inbreeding metaphor was hilarious?

[@lahlybird895]

Yes

[@calebmurray4438]

Maybe a little sad

[@aqua3723]

Oh yeah. Before he explained it, I could totally relate.

[@aqua3723]

lawl jk jk

[@YaboyAJ_NG]

no

[@thewhale4183]

Nobody: Me: excited for MatPat’s video about Applejack’s

[@kingslushie1018]

The Whale wait what?!?!

[@ryanclemons1]

turns out the apples are not really apples...shocking i know.

[@kup747hamidk7]

yeah me to

[@doofusmuroofus5045]

I’m scared Apple Jacks are my fav

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

When Matpat posts a Theory about something special in my childhood: Softly; *Don’t*

[@Big_Steg]

The sweetest cereal my parents ever bought me were Multi Grain Cheerios.

[@PancakeBoyyy27]

Hello from Hungary, I can't help it, I need to correct you on this information about the Hungarian word "vikomt". Vikomt or algróf is the word used for the rank between count and baron. The word for count is "gróf", or if you wanna be more hungarian about it "ispán". There you go.

[@Lexxxxiii]

Hungarian has always sounded to me like 'hungry" and i cant get rid of that

[@wrightphoenix3401]

@@Lexxxxiii yeah its a joke

[@wrightphoenix3401]

+Dávid Kovács me too

[@HorrorPrincess]

When he said Vikomt, I was thinking it sounded more like the English word viscount, which as you said comes between count and baron.

[@Lloyd1808]

I am from Romania and he pronounced conte a but wrong as well.

[@kianj]

Next episode: Food Theory: Robbie Rotten Product of Inbreeding!

[@glitterstar5692]

Nah that would be film theory since that’s where they do TV stuff

[@brysonspell6300]

You do not disrespect that mans death foul beast

[@KattaCambrino]

@@brysonspell6300 It’s the character not the actor

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

@@brysonspell6300 it’s the character he plays dude

[@yashva8372]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5CoqZaVfNqJfZI

[@snabbott]

"This is a weird, bold claim..." Isn't that the reason we come to film / game / food theory?

[@tra12048]

Then you have overzealous fans of the film/game coming to the theories asking for his channel to be deleted because he decided to have fun with a weird/bold theory (that aren't meant to be taken seriously anyway)... At least food theory's comment sections have been pretty chill so far though. There's that at least XD

[@darkvader2024]

100!

[@scrapykatofficial]

It took me a while to know what they meant by The Birds and The Bees. The guy *pollinates* and the bird *lays eggs*

[@mistervstudios4239]

Very, very impressive! Any chance you could do the same thing for the other cereal monsters? Where was Frankenberry built? Who was Boo Berry before he became a ghost? And what are the real names of Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy?

[@WDCards]

Who would have thought that off brand cereal would get their own lore

[@ClampEEGEE]

Count Chocula isn't the off brand one.

[@incalibar540]

Bruh it ain’t m8 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@wendigoaway6876]

I would like this comment, but I don't want to ruin the nice 69 amounts

[@zack4527]

They aren’t off brand

[@selbarton]

They're brand name cereals.

[@cowardly8862]

“Its not like i woke up this morning looking for a way to take down count chocula, i woke up like a month and a half ago looking for a way to take down count chocula”- matpat october 2020

[@laurelsimmons7609]

I recognized the club penguin hat immediately

[@isaacsiao7673]

the makers of count chocula: sniff i just thought chocolate as a name was cool*sniff sniff*

[@raritymarie7403]

General Mills: Lets make a kid friendly vampire Mattpat: I N B R E E D I N G

[@icerago9848]

Companies: makes a child family fun character that couldn’t possible be controversial Matpat: Is for me? 👉👈

[@Master_Rater]

I rate you 8/10 funnies

[@eyalbar5646]

@@Master_Rater it's 13/15 for me

[@cheeselord1510]

O l < /) You have been distracted (Copy and paste it to distract someone else)

[@nos5915]

hahahahaha moooood

[@estellesmith4118]

I rate you 8.97/10 funnys.

[@iris1134]

Me who never heard of the existence of the cereal nor the franchise: Hm Looks cool! (I think it’s because I live in another country lol 😂)

[@ОлегТаранов-н2я]

I found out why Sandy lives underwater, please check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/al6zlZKCpr2gf5I

[@dirtyhatemachine]

im american and have never heard of these

[@Dontmindme2008]

Same

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Олег Таранов ._. Uhhhh no.

[@andylines8040]

@@dirtyhatemachine same here

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

MatPat: *talking about the indepth ancestry of a fictional cereal mascot* Me: *just finding out that you can get halloween themed cereals*

[@ОлегТаранов-н2я]

I found out why Sandy lives underwater, please check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/al6zlZKCpr2gf5I

[@goldennoodle87]

@@ОлегТаранов-н2я Could you shut up already?

[@simpforharryhook]

8:45 had me dead.😂the fact that he put Edward Cullen 😂

[@samuel_s.8181]

(At grocery store) No one: Matt: you think this cereal is about inbreeding?

[@PendoraBox]

"It's terrifyingly delicious" "an un-count-able amount of cereal" "a ghostly amazing cereal"

[@HI-oh5ur]

@the kid who got slaughtered just let yourself out man

[@PendoraBox]

@@HI-oh5ur OK sir. Yourself! I will free you so you need to go outside this basement and see yourself out. bye!

[@brownrice3042]

Stop it

[@Theviolentredpanda]

*stares

[@HI-oh5ur]

@@PendoraBox bye have a nice time

[@firstnamelastname4224]

5:20 Matpat, do you and Steph have something to tell us?

[@luminartt]

Count Chocula's commercials are the kinds I would be watching everyday-