Food Theory: Kool Aid Man Is A Marvel Villain!

[@FilmTheory]

But hey, that's just a theory. A...Film Theory?

[@GameTheory]

Trust me, I get it. Between FNAF and Hello Neighbor, I've secretly been Book Theory for a while now.

[@th3crazyguard1an85]

No that doesnt sound right, i think your lost

[@davidibarra6558]

Food theory getting backed up by its big brothers

[@imchuge]

no it’s a comic drink theory

[@GamersG0ttaGame]

Do more Fnaf theories Edit: thank u guys for agreeing with me

[@gokaputt]

"The Kool-Aid man is in a position to *_hurt you_* . " is the most terrifying sentence ive ever heard.

[@purpleguy325]

Jyst said "no u"

[@purpleguy325]

Just said "no u"

[@feetuber9162]

Banana

[@idcrforausername2475]

The Man Behind The Slaughter he’s scared of a glass bottle filed with kool-aid lmao 😆

[@purpleguy325]

@C r y b a b y yes

[@whenthe4402]

“Who’s your favourite Marvel Super hero/villain?” “Kool Aid Man” “I’m sorry what?” “Did I stutter?”

[@Gay_and_furry_moth]

Did I stUTTER

[@3r0de]

dragon's kneecaps (I was going to say that)

[@idontknowwhattochooseformy4389]

OH YEAH!!!!!

[@RiftBrawl]

4 replies 871 likes

[@whenthe4402]

Rift - Brawl Stars uhh yea and?

[@Ironnerd63sChannel]

After watching this again, i now have an image of Batman intently watching this video in the batcave, making notes on MatPat's conjectures on Kool-Aid Man's qualities and powers so he can take the jug down

[@OffbrandDrPhil]

Go for the jugular!

[@Sarah-737]

Batman is a DC character, not Marvel, they'll never meet...

[@cherylcheryl462]

A boy can dream@@Sarah-737

[@leerichardson548]

​@@Sarah-737Marvel vs. DC

[@danielkamwende1500]

They've had crossovers before.

[@zachh6868]

Dr. Strange: "is that everyone?" Wong: "you wanted MORE?" Kool-aid man (busting through a portal): "Ooh yeah"

[@lucashall8761]

Good ole' chuckle

[@titoafc74]

more like with grape powder, comes great taste

[@kamehamenah2529]

Lol 😂

[@suze7937]

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol That funny

[@lazykingdom]

It’s not a portal, Through space to enter MCU as a 4D entity

[@FilmFightFanatic]

I don't know about the MCU but the Kool-Aid Man should definitely be a major character in an official Food Mascot Cinematic Universe along with Chester Cheetah, Mr. Peanut, The Green Giant, and various Cereal mascots like Tony the Tiger.....

[@jaketaller8567]

Don’t forget Pepsiman

[@poligarf3]

don't you mean Mr. Peanut Jr. because i'm pretty sure there was a commercial where Mr. Peanut died and was reborn as a child, thus the Jr. in his name

[@sheepycheeze]

It is. Did you see the death of Mr.Peanut Man Superbowl commercial.

[@ronaldmullins8221]

I REALLY want to see a food/drink mascot media where they all interact. It's not enough that we get fan art of Wendy dunking on Ronald McDonald or any M.U.G.E.N. battles of them (don't even have all the mascots), we need a universe of them with conflicts and LORE

[@jesusguardado6840]

He already is

[@cattykula4354]

I want him to rank the strongest cereal mascots “who’d win in a fight Tony the Tiger or captain crunch”

[@alisona.4166]

Captain Crunch because his cereal pieces will cut Tony to shreds.

[@wondering9557]

Yea captain crunch for sure (also his cereal tasted wayyyy better)

[@catnerd3871]

We need matpat to see this

[@shaneallison8111]

Tony the Tiger. He's not only a tiger, but he's extremely athletic as well. Despite Captain Crunch having a crew on his ship, they most likely don't have guns because they've never had them before. Even then, Tony would STILL probably win, because he's an intelligent, athletic, tiger.

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@shaneallison8111 I think at one point Cap'n Crunch had cannons on his ship, and I do like his cereal better. But Tony would win for sure. He can play _every_ sport. And his flakes give enhanced strength apparently. Real question: Coocoo Cocopuffs bird or the Trix rabbit? I'm betting on Coocoo's chaotic energy, but the rabbit is extremely dedicated for that Trix fix as well...

[@ConnorSmith-lh7uw]

Impressive that he managed to make it through an entire episode about evil Kool-Aid without once mentioning Jonestown

[@queendiscombra]

He knew better. we'd all call him out because jonestown used flavour-aid

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Who?

[@matthewcrossley1807]

I thought they used a bit of both? Or am I mistaken?@@queendiscombra

[@PrinceVegeta719]

@@genesismultiverse4896 Jonestown was the sight of the People’s Temple cult mass s*icide headed by Jim Jones. Almost 1000 people unalived themselves via cyanide poisoning. A lot of those who were unwilling to take the poison, mostly kids, were then given it via Flavor-Aid, which the public basically confused with Kool-Aid, I think to it just being the more well known brand at the time. So if you ever hear the phrase, “Drinking the Kool-Aid” as shorthand for someone being in too deep, or not realizing they’re in a dangerous situation, that’s what it’s referencing.

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

@@genesismultiverse4896cult mass suicide. 900+ casualties.

[@bardoc-137]

Please make a video about this: “is mayonaise an instrument?”

[@EvilTomba42]

Okay I’d watch this one too no lie.

[@francejoshfetalvero6909]

I will hold my breath for as long as it takes for it to be made

[@cosmixstar]

@@skottie4k I do not understand how a human being can have such a low iq, and so I'm convinced that you're a jar of mayonaise trying to communicate with matpat, but due to low intelligence and below average mobility, you cannot do that effectively. And then you, a jar of mayonaise, will grow limbs and become larger, developing a bigger iq. What's your goal? No one knows. Just like kool aid man, you will grow stronger and unstoppable. Why do you want to communicate with matpat, mysterious mayo jar?

[@zethicalyt2406]

Cosmic Star jesus christ man, he was dead mid way through your roast

[@megalampada2372]

Up

[@Trentstone121]

You missed a super power: he can see the future at least long enough ahead to know what wall to burst through and when to maximize effect. This might arguably be his strongest power.

[@ILOVETRANSFORMERSONE]

Dear God

[@slay3r_219]

KING CRIMSON!

[@mechanyu71.03]

@@slay3r_219 Epitaph

[@ItsWhyUno]

Mom come pick me up I am scared

[@Aaron-un4jo]

I think they can fall in line with telekinesis to know who needs some Kool-Aid

[@summeriesunj5402]

"What are you afraid of?" Film Theory: Disney Game Theory: Scott Cawthon Food Theory: *THE KOOL AID MAN*

[@Apocfetau]

I fear the potential for a team up of all three, a Scott Cawthon story staring the Kool-Aid Man produced by Disney.

[@veronicawexel1291]

@@Apocfetau Now *THAT'S* what I call a nightmare.

[@Maseruxer]

I am afraid of the Zeus from god of war

[@vuthaiea-6480]

OH YEAH!!

[@_niroke_]

@@Apocfetau Now thats an avengers level threat

[@DessertDoggie]

"The Kool-Aid man has the power to create portals that link dimensions together!" Sounds like Grian (or gumbot) from Hermitcraft season 9

[@DessertDoggie]

speaking of S9, when he said Hawkeye, I looked up and rewound the video, knowing he didn't say HotGuy, but still, I might be the biggest Hermitcraft nerd ever!

[@img_0018]

“Kool-Aid man is in a position to hurt you” one of the most intimidating sentences I’ve ever heard

[@bensalazar9747]

He does with all the sugar his products contain

[@papayapineapple3645]

I read this comment right as matpat said that

[@bullettime1116]

Downright scary even

[@cookiegamer7215]

@@bensalazar9747 nnnnnnn

[@Kaem0n]

@@papayapineapple3645 same

[@meermeer6882]

Avengers: *about to be defeated* *Kool-Aid man comes out of no where and defeats them all while yelling “Oh Yeah!”*

[@theentirestateofalaska.4983]

Lol

[@williampena197]

"Oh no"

[@humanatee6639]

*snaps shield* _OH YEAH_

[@domthekicker]

Spiderman: Ohhh Noooo

[@toebrother]

Kool Aid Man is the true hero.

[@tydissinger2955]

Imagine watching a marvel movie and they go “so who’s the villain” and the director goes “oh the kool aid man”

[@jeffthegangster6065]

I wanna see that so bad now

[@styxart1]

Now this is an advengers level threat 69 likes N I C E Someone unlike my comment we need to return to 69

[@alimzazaz]

Exec : Oh you have a new avenger script for me? Scriptwriter : Yes, i do. This time the avenger is facing off the kool aid man

[@Random-sh8gj]

Now we just need the memes to roll in

[@Infinitynous-gg6vs]

@@styxart1 advengers ha

[@twr0b]

“Koolaid man in 1983…” I feel like that time is popular

[@IamaSlytheringirl]

it is popular especially for a yellow animatronic bear who bit a kid

[@mroto2626]

"Kool-aid man is in a position to hurt you" that a phrase i thought i will never heard

[@NuggetOG]

*hear

[@goroakechi6126]

How about he fact that the MnM’s mascots are large enough to eat off your hands?

[@aliceb.1481]

No joke, i read this comment the exact second mat said the words and it was a surreal experience

[@TheKlutz31013]

😂

[@dionzaldivar209]

Yeah it snuck up behind me and stole my teeth

[@analogicaleuphimism2078]

Thanos: *Who are you?* Kool-aid Man: *Death.*

[@notayoutubechannelanymore4790]

OHH YEAAHHHHH

[@lordzaboem]

To Thanos, that's flirting.

[@randomperson9390]

wasn't thanos in love with death before deadpool came and stole her from him.

[@lordzaboem]

@@randomperson9390 Sort of yes. It's more of an infatuation. Thanos in the comics loved Death (the female manifestation of death). He still does. She never loved him back, because she's just death, not a real person capable of that. This was all happening before the character of Deadpool was created. Much later (maybe Deadpool's second regular series), Death claimed Wade as her boyfriend. It was out of character for her -- but funny, and that's the most important thing in a DP story.

[@connorross7243]

Mozambique here!

[@facelessgreen8997]

Marvel: "Endgame is the biggest crossover yet" Also Marvel: "Yeah Koolaid-man is canon"

[@ArielAnemoiAsuraism]

xD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@kingh.d5838]

He should’ve been in endgame

[@KirbyTheGryffindor]

Just imagine him coming out of his own portal, punching Thanos, then taking the gauntlet

[@Cooper-Radio]

@@KirbyTheGryffindor 😂😂😂

[@Invalid-user13k]

MatPat always finds a way to make a movie with a drink

[@bogjoore]

Yeah, Koolaid Man may be terrifying, but not as much as Dr. Stranger Danger

[@requiem7562]

Lol

[@finzard887]

Dr stranger danger aka Ned bear from fnaf 6

[@handsomest1]

New hero who dis?

[@89msantos]

I bet if someone shows this to Ryan Reynolds, he’d try to get a Kool-aid Man cameo in the MCU

[@JustapErson]

Kool-Aid Man cameo in Deadpool 3 please

[@shirotaku4627]

Justap Erson yes

[@Salena905]

That wouldn't surprise me one bit and where better to put him, but in a Deadpool film 🤣🤣🤣

[@spookith]

@@JustapErson yes

[@pillow855]

OH MY GOD, SOMEONE DO IT PLEASE HAHAHAHA

[@yournarrator2078]

Matpat is the only one who could make Kool-Aid-Man a legit horrifying villain.

[@ymn0_046]

Kai Dawe aswell as chris Hansen

[@otterqueer]

Killing children with the power of diabetes.

[@icy_dark_viper2457]

What if the Kool aid man was Thanos I can already picture it in my head

[@CheetixGlitch]

MatPat ain't the only one-

[@tylerporter8673]

Yes

[@caracaracat2958]

I’m sorry MatPat but the line “the Koolaid man can hurt you” is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard all week and I cannot take this episode seriously anymore XD

[@kaydee9413]

“Try to read into every little thing everyone says, you’ll just.. drive yourself crazy.” -Mr hippo 2018.

[@alainvanderpoorten1335]

"I don't get out much so you'll have to forgive my ethisasim!" -Oriville elephant 2018

[@oohnooooo]

This comment deserves more attention

[@mathewmatarrita9539]

Ew fnaf

[@oohnooooo]

@@mathewmatarrita9539 bruh moment

[@charmanthaadji202]

Wrong channel

[@justinhenson3768]

Point in the Telepathy column: He's able to tell when folks are thirsty from ANYWHERE.

[@luis2much]

Well I think that's just because they say, "Hey Kool-Aid!" But that may point to super hearing or something along the lines of that

[@samantha8706]

Actually, that would be slightly useful because he would be able to tell where there are people/aliens and tell where there are dry areas e.g. deserts (as people in those areas will be thirstier). Also it would kinda work like infrared as the hotter the area, the more thirsty people he would be able to detect.

[@ethanlutz526]

There is something about the line “The kool-aid man is in a position to hurt you.” This is my favorite out of the five posted today.

[@charlescleveland8816]

Thanos: "I will destroy you" Kool-aid man:"Ō̴̢̢̭̞̺̤̳̩̹͙̱̬̼͇̖̲̗̘̰̏̅̂́̅̊́̒̾͑͌͗͊̈́̓͌̄̀͛̓͛̍͒̾͛͘͜͜͠H̸̨̨̨̤̩̫͙̦̩̗̫̠̼̥͔͈̞͉͓̦̰̝̗̦̦̗͉͉̱͕̣̟̮͉̎̊̈́͗̾͛͛̉͐̀̾͑̚͜͝͠͝ͅͅ ̷̨̧̨̛̲̺̪̲̱̟̖̳͉̳͔̱̝̲̜͙̯̝̟̤̜̱͕̏͊̇͂͛͌̓͒͆̏̊͌̀͘͜͜ͅͅͅY̵̡̖̤̜͚̫͖̖͙̪̰͓͎̼̭̺͓͔̩͒́̐͛̈́̎̂͛̔̆̒̒̋̿̍̍͗̕͘̚͠ͅA̵̡̢̡̢̢͚͙̺̘̹̜̦̭̩̦̩̯̖͍̪̖̝̝̲̻̤͔̤͔̳̯̝̬̼͇͓̰̺̺̜͚͖̹̐͊Ḩ̷̛̛̛͙̥͖̩̖̘̻͕̘̝̀̔̍̄̌́̄̓̎̎̑̃́̿̏̾͂̀́̑͌̈́͋̈́̚͘͜ͅ?̴̢̨̧̡̛͖͈̥̰̘̮̘̙̱̻͈̦͈̖͙̪̣͔̑͆̊̂͜͠"

[@wghtheking5599]

"The kool-aid man is in a position to hurt you" No words have ever scared me more before

[@gamingwithninjaz4736]

Well umm, Diabetes

[@CreatorCade]

Oh no!

[@reyniedaze2413]

How to give someone nightmares 101:

[@mrkrabs5291]

@Creeper Deepa ...

[@thequietkid4887]

WAYS THE KOOL-AID MAN CAN HURT YOU: -Pushing a wall on top of you -Drowning you in Kool-Aid -Collapsing a load-bearing wall -Giving you diabetes (DIABETUS) -Shattering into small pieces *-Dimension travelling*

[@evanmarcus5975]

MatPat has never sounded more like an actual crazy wackadoo conspiracy theorist and I love it. How did this reach 14k likes? If Matt sees this, I love your content, keep at it man.

[@mrs.randommemer265]

How to defeat koolaid man: have 100 7yearolds ask him for drinks

[@youdneverguess]

The drinks had too much sugar effectively poisoning them and maybe giving them heart attack/stroke/total organ failure? 👀

[@reaperx7026]

@@youdneverguess his natural defence

[@Shottos]

Yep

[@youdneverguess]

@@reaperx7026 Or he could decapitate them or torture them by forcing them into a horror movie (Maybe even a game)

[@Phillip2423A]

Let''s just appreciate that Mat sat through possibly hundreds of Kool Aid ads for this video.

[@jeonghunoh208]

True

[@longsleevedunicorn820]

True true true, truetruetrue

[@Esternos2891]

He makes the interns do that

[@help.itzz.dakota]

OH YEAH

[@Hiwhatisupy0]

Lol

[@Showtunediva]

I have never heard of the Emma Frost xMen Character before but this the make absolute sense when it comes to Kool Aid Man. Thanks for sharing Mat Pat.❤

[@Vatolicious]

This is the kinda ridiculous matpat stuff the internet needs right now

[@allimcintee7794]

I’m actually crying😂. If this isn’t the premise of the next dead pool movie I’m out

[@oscarishino5883]

if there isn't at least a reference in deadpool to it...then Idk either.

[@dinghylodge9903]

I can see the title now kool aid man vs Deadpool:battle of the century

[@r_E_sponsibility]

Deadpool's gonna put the continuity stone in his forehead like vision😂

[@majestichellium9166]

Alli McIntee Oh yeah

[@sonjagonikman426]

Deadpool is probably the only series of the MCU movies that could get away with it too

[@humanoid251]

I love how MatPat recounts the lore of the Kool-Aid Man like he’s some sort of creepy pasta horror movie monster 🤣🤣 The concept of the video is sound but just the tone of MatPat’s voice is so funny. I lost it at “with great powder comes great responsibility”

[@felixlewis117]

**grape powder**

[@greenx6144]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@iconica9516]

santi sending you into a 3 year old video is a power move for sure

[@CursedRat153]

Mat: "His origins? Unclear". Sounds like the Kool Aid Man is Euclid class SCP that could end up becoming Keter class

[@wildcardjoey4776]

He's currently keter class with his ability to shift into objects, open portals, and bust straight through any wall he comes into contact with. The problem is if he becomes Apollyon

[@CursedRat153]

@@wildcardjoey4776 I've never heard of Apollyon before, I'm assuming it's worse than Keter?

[@selimyucel741]

@@CursedRat153 appolyon classes are IMPOSSIBLE to contain

[@meatman1983]

@@CursedRat153 Thaumiel is worse than keter. Apollyon is worse than that

[@wildcardjoey4776]

@@meatman1983 thaumiel means it can contain keters, not that it's worse Containment classes, with the exception of apollyon, are scales for difficulty of containment, not for the threat they pose.

[@itsprit1234]

If we see Juggernaut in a Marvel movie and he DOESN’T run through a wall and say “Oh yeah” I’d be disappointed

[@Operation_Bagel]

Well he’s been in two movies and he never said oh yeah

[@evelynexuma1699]

Heard and saw this at the same time.

[@realquestforgreatness]

He didn't do it in Deadpool. Which in a Deadpool movie he should have. So I doubt it'll happen

[@noahzahm9860]

Me: It’s okay, Kool Aid Man can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist. Kool Aid Man: *teleports behind you* oh yeah?

[@someoneonearthh]

Noah Zahm Oh yeah

[@noctuabird]

Noah Zahm oh yeah

[@existentialstickynote3206]

*Omae Wa Mou Shinderu*

[@reallyannoyingguy6625]

I happen to have a deathly fear of the kool aid man so... yeah. this is not good

[@AMNH-5027]

OH NO!

[@aideneksteen1409]

imagine a teacher of the Kool-Aid man in the universe

[@lunatpr5594]

"The Kool-Aid Man is in a position to hurt you." This line alone makes me want a Kool-Aid Man horror movie.

[@autinjones7194]

Here you go. Some Old school youtube for ya whipa snappas. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKqQo4d-hNWarqc Edit. Looked too close to a scam bot Ive been seeing lately. Fixed it.

[@hjon5988]

He's not joking. He exists..in THIS universe. He 100% has the ability to hurt us, if he wishes too. And whether he wants to or not, let's just pray.

[@malachi4838]

@@autinjones7194 thankyou, i came looking for a rick roll and found gold

[@autinjones7194]

@@malachi4838 No probs! May the streets run red!!! .....With Kindness!!!

[@sleepverygood]

Oh yeah if he watched it he will p lemon koolaid now I now we’re it comes from

[@uronium578]

He also was able to revive mr peanut, so he basically has healing tears.

[@BreadOnInternet]

Yah steven

[@lanajane778]

like rapunzel? OMG NEW THEORY GUYS-

[@BreadOnInternet]

Lana Jane no like steven

[@uronium578]

Just some bread with internet access not like steven, like rose

[@BreadOnInternet]

M4DN355 steven can bring people back to life with his tears tho Thats how he brought back lars

[@benpoole9157]

MatPat: where is the cool aid man’s soul Me: He doesn’t have one he only smiles to hide the pain of his existence

[@samuelmacam4218]

Ben Poole soon enough he will use the pain. And turn it into energy. Then destroy all of humanity

[@2dsimp225]

Kool Aid is us...he's everyone.

[@jenniferyoungblood1687]

Existential crisis man

[@joelazael]

Same bro

[@Indonator]

Matpat: KoolAid-Man is unstoppable Stewie: hold my beer

[@J.A.D.A.4709]

Devo: Eviler Stewie

[@moony2543]

Thanos: I am the most powerful marvel villa- *”OH YEAH?”*

[@spoodschristian4222]

Kool-Aid Man could disguise himself as the red crystal in the gauntlet :O

[@cheesecheese6950]

More like "OH YeeeEEaaaAAAhH?"

[@rory6472]

I’m dyinggggg

[@ziau.s9283]

@@spoodschristian4222 uuuu good one🤩

[@swiveryswovery9458]

*comes crashing through the wall-*

[@hannalevy2507]

MattPat: We MUST put a stop to Koolaid man before he takes over Marvel Marvel: wow let's make a movie on that

[@belacivel2]

In reality, that sounds like something that people would do in a lego movie: a bit too goofy of a villain and plot.

[@braydenbanks4228]

Oh gawd save us from this happening

[@funnyrat5341]

matpat: the kool-aid man is the most dangerous person in the mcu marvel: how did he figure out our ultimate villan already

[@I_Am_Very_Scary]

Thanos: *cries in the corner* it wasn't his time yet!

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Lord Of Deception yeah

[@iartbook]

Dip in the lore!

[@Mr_BenBrawlStars]

With the decline of the MCU recently i wouldn't be suprised if the next big baddie would be the kool-aid man

[@lynararosewater923]

He already had telepathy. He can Sense when people are thirsty.

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

OH YEAH

[@amnesiassigil]

OH NO

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

@@amnesiassigil *OH YEAH*

[@amnesiassigil]

@@ChrisTheMemeMan NO OH GOD OH NO

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

@@amnesiassigil *OUTSTRETCHES HAND*

[@ckbrodge1798]

No one: Absolutely No one: Matpat: IS KOOLAID A VILLAIN

[@randoapplebigcheese6169]

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@kurichan142]

MatPat: "Are you . . . drinking yourself?" Kool-Aid Man: "oh . . . *yeah . . ."* Me: *wheezing intensifies-*

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

OHHHH YYYEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[@bowenjudd1028]

It's probably the best situational joke I've ever heard.

[@gerrit8480]

666 likes ;)

[@mikethegoo]

"Dr. Stranger Danger" That made me actually laugh... It's been a long time since a video actually made me laugh. Even memes

[@elzyk4148]

"Here on food theory we usually-" sir this has existed for like a day

[@deaththegrimreaper4120]

I mean technically its existed for a month

[@SirDot]

@playlists and poptarts wow

[@deaththegrimreaper4120]

playlists and poptarts I was referring to the channel itself but good to know. I mean that’s what it says In the about section of the channel

[@slx8114]

@@deaththegrimreaper4120 how?

[@deaththegrimreaper4120]

the diamond reaper gaming well I went to the food theory channel, went to the about section, and it said that the channel joined on may 30th 2020, therefore, the channel has existed for at least a month Unless your asking why it’s good to know, I don’t know, funfact?

[@michaelzhang7098]

You talk about the Kool-Aid man as if he’s an SCP and I’m scared now.

[@X-SPONGED]

Ah yes we are trying to contain him but he keeps short circuiting the Scranton reality anchors, if this keeps happening we might need to update it's SCP class to keter

[@X-SPONGED]

If he appears in a marvel movie then that means he's broken containment

[@owencrumb8716]

I replied because i love Scp's And that's it

[@VincereAngelos]

I mean there is a joke page for him. www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1344-j

[@williamkarlberg8693]

Same

[@SF3L]

Technically speaking, he can become the Iron Man’s Mark 50, Thor’s hammer, or even the infinity gauntlet

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

who is to say he hasn't already? _dun dun DUNNNNNNN!_

[@ashnir]

ever wonder why the reality stone has a weird fluid-like structure and why it is red in color!?!?!? It was always inevitable!

[@captainscrib8413]

The infinity jar

[@HakaeRich_69420]

Yes

[@thetigerbrother0]

"With grape powder comes great responsibility" 😂😂😂

[@axol_otl_]

"Where is his soul" *he has no soul*

[@hollybrousseau3279]

Yes

[@annablack4599]

He is the cool-aid man not a ginger.

[@shadysheep7738]

You forgot that his tears have super regenerative powers. When Mr. Peanut died, they had a trailer of his funeral. But then, when Koolaid man cries ONE tear on his grave which instantly sprouts and brings back Mr. Peanut as a baby. You would think his tears just made a new peanut sprout, but this is Mr. Peanut brought back from the dead. He can talk and has memories.

[@kronemerj]

So we can add memory regenerating tears to the list.... Good point.

[@KogasaTatara514]

So the Kool Aid Man would make an excellent team with Wolverine and.. Deadpool!? Great. That's just what we need.

[@vengefultiger7797]

No comment.

[@ronelleanne7756]

He should cry on tony's grave then.

[@alwaysme_t]

That's amazing and terrifying that he can do that. He is too powerful

[@nate_the_gamer360]

Me: Reads the title. Also me: immediately thinks... Matpats loosing it.

[@Miss.mellohi]

Me too

[@jaimem7964]

@@Miss.mellohi *too

[@nataliesargent8405]

Same. ...But it ended up being more feasible than his other theories? very strange stuff

[@lazyskellymansapit7336]

Well YOUR WRONG

[@lincats25]

fnaf did it

[@Erica-mp5dt]

That would be funny, especially if he gets Spider-Man Kool-Aid man singing across the building webbing up bad guys😂😂😂😂 Great power comes great responsibility, Kool-Aid man

[@lucianoalonzo3085]

Captain America: Avengers assemble! Koolaid man: Oh YeAh!

[@lampylightbulb]

*Wheeze*

[@gab6559]

“How’s quarantine going for ya?” No one: MattPatt: Kool-Aid man is coming for us!

[@Profile_Profile_Underscore]

Its actually Prety good

[@reptilesceptile1035]

So if someone asks u: how's quarantine going? You just say nothing??

[@fareez8248]

Bro so many people going to be shocked if the Kool Aid man is actually in Marvel

[@MrBored-zm9ww]

*Matpat

[@JennBitAlt]

"No one:" the most overused joke since chickens crossing the street

[@emerson4963]

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history MatPat: Hold my Kool Aid

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

If Kool Aid Man does join Marvel, it will begin with him getting his own movie. In the movie, he will have to battle it out with at least one other character with the same power as his own, because that is how it is in EVERY Marvel Characters first movie.

[@drewo.127]

@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric Kool-aid Man Vs. the Beer-mobile! (Yes, it’ll be a big humorous PSA about drinking and driving!)

[@ChaosTheWriterAndEditor]

“The kool-aid man is becoming the most unstoppable force in any known universe” Every single powerscaler with scp, wod, sre and Trevor Henderson

[@brycecatway2831]

I imagine him being like Deadpool. Not really on either side, just kinda there spreading chaos 😆

[@emberthefox4951]

Or in his case, spreading thirst quenching Kool Aid.

[@theimagineer3925]

At the end, he gonna snap and turn everyone into juice powder

[@maneoj46]

@@theimagineer3925 I mean he has control over all Kool-aid so… he could cause it to explode out of us if we happen to drink the stuff

[@MochiJelly4877]

Kool-Aid man is the ultimate chaotic neutral character I strive to be.

[@cassiusfelix2805]

I Guess

[@pastelcreativity9595]

Game theory: Why this is not a glitch and its intentional. Film theory: Why this movie/show has a darker meaning behind it. Food theory: *THE KOOL-AID MAN IS PART OF MARVEL I CALL IT-*

[@galladegamer3579]

??? Theory: *indecipherable*

[@galaxycube1016]

*Film Theory

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanos: *shaking*

[@pastelcreativity9595]

@Kaylee Weaver I fixed it! Sorry! ✨🤙

[@user-nr6is3eh2c]

He is trying to convince us that the Kool-Aid man is not somebody we want as an avenger but he totally convinced me

[@swillcocks8502]

Me, a british person who has never had kool-aid becuase it isn't sold here: this is looks like content i will completely understand and find nostalgic

[@someone-you-do-not-know8522]

As a Dane, I have no idea what is going on. I’m so confused, help.

[@lordtoomas]

As someone who is also British (Scotland btw) I wholeheartedly agree.

[@micromikael4806]

@@someone-you-do-not-know8522 as someone from norway, i agree

[@trixxartarchive7705]

Yeah there's lodes of American companies aren't in Britain.

[@lydiabarrett2771]

Same, but I will still sit though this entire video 😂

[@rubyginsberg]

The Kool Aid man KILLED ME in my dream :( he sprayed me with “Brain-Be-Gone” which SHUT DOWN MY NERVOUS SYSTEM AND I DIED

[@opinionsanyone8582]

Meanwhile, at Marvel HQ: *We gotta stop him, he's spoiling everything!*

[@ithil4450]

XD Marvel: HOW DID HE KNOW!

[@lisakanzira6765]

Marvel: We might have to issue Order 66

[@LAM_pr0]

Monokuma!?

[@monicaortega2013]

@@LAM_pr0 IF ITS MONOKUMA BRING OUT THE ULTIMATE WEAPON DESPAIR

[@Thatma]

We gotta stop him he’s spilling everything get it

[@joshuariveramusic2512]

He has the power to sense people when their thirsty .That’s actually terrifying!!! What if your hiding from him, assuming he’s a villain, and you get thirsty. Instant death. Edit: I just rewatched the video and realized that the kool aid man is doing horrible thing by pretending to be a good guy. He contaminated massive scales of water but everyone loved him because he made them kool aid, he kidnapped a girl to a new dimension and he keeps destroying other peoples property and giving them a ‘fun’ day

[@Adam-xf6sq]

That’s why you must carry a water bottle

[@infinityzer054]

The only thing that can counter that sugary child-jar is the gremlin thirstys Ocean man:”soaking up land thirst” “Says to kool aid man”: ▘▘ ▚▘ ██ ▙▟  ◗ ▞▚ 🆁 █☰ ❓ ▘▘

[@linkb.5989]

*teleports behind you* *so ya thirsty?*

[@endy7630]

- gets thirsty - Kool Aid Man: *GG NO RE*

[@gravity_mxk5663]

I mean, he technically has telepathy cuz he always knows when the children are thirsty.

[@xitcix8360]

Maybe he just has some sort of thirst sense, but I wouldn't put it.past him as a possibility

[@krel7160]

@@xitcix8360 "My thirsty senses are tingling!"

[@deor8901]

Maybe possibly we will never know

[@fareez8248]

I sense a dark power from...him

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

He's clearly a parasite preying on all who drink kool aid that's why he's getting stronger

[@captainm2844]

MatPat -”kolaidman is in a position to hurt you” God i love food theory

[@Arya-we7vf]

"Are you drinking yourself?" is an implication that I don't even wanna start to get into right now.

[@alexverdana2435]

@MUHAMMAD ISMAIL BIN HAIRODZ HANIFF - o.o

[@40watt53]

This sounds like the shaggy power level theory.

[@jenniferyoungblood1687]

But even better

[@pearmint308]

cmon the meme’s already dead

[@z_skyviper874]

That's just so true

[@thatonewitch]

Kool-aid man is just the new shaggy

[@rhodasmall4676]

True

[@0ogman_]

my opinion for his power level: 50's 1 on all the marks like matpats total of 6 70's intelligence - - (2) strength - - (2) speed - (1) durabillity - - - - (4) energy potential - - (2) fighting skills - (1) total of 12 present day: intelligence - - (2) strength - - - (3) speed - - (2) durability - - - - - - (6) energy potential - - - - - - - (max) fighting skills - - - (3) with a total of 23 today... Jesus christ...

[@temphlosion3950]

This is making the guy seem like a stand

[@traciecooper536]

God that’s powerful

[@yeet_destroyer3028]

Temphlosion was that a JoJo refrence?

[@notayoutubechannelanymore4790]

Actually his durability is at max since he can literally BUST THROUGH ANYTHING JUST TO SAY OH YEAH He can literally break anything so i think his durability is more then just 6

[@sweettea3879]

And we thought CO-VID 19 was a powerful force........what has this world become of?

[@charizardunites]

13:01 My favorite line from a theory of all time.

[@moonman5819]

Kool aid man: exists Mat pat: now this is an avengers level threat

[@edwardthebeast3621]

lol

[@vilgotekstrand8895]

Oh yeah!

[@sarcwppy4488]

Alternative theory: Kool-Aid man is actually made from Aether (liquid reality stone) and that is why he is so powerful, makes sense doesn't it? it would allow him to shape reality so he could shape-shift into other objects , make his outside stronger so that he can destroy the walls, make the children less heavy so that he could lift them more easily, and some other things.

[@bean_7325]

Sounds legit

[@Sk1llett]

Cant you prove this wrong because hes just the glass so how would that work also the way he fills himself with water and the everyday kool aid and even if it was modded drug kool aid how would he get the power are you saying that the jar is like an infinity gauntlet fir liquid stones? I mean i cant bust the theory 100% but it might be true and also seems highly unlikely

[@charlottegerwin165]

Seems legit, other than the fact that that means Kool aid is actually liquid infinity stones XDD

[@apoorlydrawnpotato419]

The reality stone is the ultimate drug

[@bensimpkins6581]

the reality stone wouldn't give him the power to open portals to different world

[@natervaternone2020]

The way you describe Kool Aid Man, he almost sounds like an SCP that is running unchecked because he hasnt asserted himself as a threat yet

[@Haunted2077]

(ik im late) MTF EPILSON-11 DESIGNATED NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE AREA

[@kitma9]

@@Haunted2077 ALL REMAINING SURVIVORS ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE EVACUATION SHELTERS UNTIL THE UNIT HAS SECURED THE FACILITY

[@sephanthiel]

Plot twist: He has reality-bending powers that keep him from being found by the SCP foundation.

[@sigsauer_firearms]

@@Haunted2077 Epsilon-11 wouldn't deal with this. They specialize in re-containment not field capture.

[@Haunted2077]

@@sigsauer_firearms Oh

[@lennysela2092]

i swear MatPat is the only person on earth that can make kool-aid man seem more powerful than thanos

[@alexthealex7492]

Me: Is he actually going to be a Marvel villain? KoolAid Man: _bursting through my wall_ OOOHHHHH YEAAAAAH!

[@velazquezarmouries]

This is an Avengers level threat

[@fshffkf]

@@velazquezarmouries lol

[@ludicrouS_406]

No one: Literrally no one: MatPat: KoolAid man should be stopped

[@vishvaishwaryas2489]

Quarantine is getting to him. We need to flatten the curve or else we'll lose MatPat. This was not a fun video, this was a cry for help. This is Hiimmarymary levels of danger. WE NEED TO ACT NOW.

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@vishvaishwaryas2489 *koolaid man*....sure... go after him... *turns neptune to koolaid* i'll just sit here...

[@Deweygreen1]

Who knew cool aid man could be so diabolical

[@EagleflightAnimations]

**sips my KoolAid nervously**

[@icya.d5938]

Is no one going to mention how Kool-Aid man was able to *revive* Mr. Peanut back from the dead with his tears?

[@gaykeyboard6308]

Glad someone else said it!

[@beckybesel4624]

Thank you! I was thinking that the whole time

[@bltsevdallarfanclub641]

Reality can be whatever he wants, maybe?

[@gamingmaster5072]

I wanted to say that!

[@haydenmiller3197]

Mr. Peanut is kool-aid man's slave via dark magic in the kool-aid.

[@Supeshremy24]

I bet the Kool aid man will get his marvel movie

[@calebsteindel5274]

"We usually tackle topics like food, but today we were inspired to do something a little bit different." *channel has been live for 6 hours*

[@calebsteindel5274]

@@Logann_zer0 Just funny and entertaining 😂

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

R/woosh

[@shrekonion8307]

@@snowgolemssb dont say r/wooosh ever again

[@Iamfrozen131]

@@snowgolemssb no it's because it's r/wooooshwith4os

[@Iamfrozen131]

@@snowgolemssb what you said is not a subreddit.

[@BlazingEmerald428]

Disturbing theory: Kool-aid man makes juice, Kool-aid man lures kids and parents, Juice given to kids and parents, Kids and parents drink juice, Kids and parents becomes juice, Kool-aid man drinks juice, Juice makes kool-aid man stronger and bigger.

[@bucket-toleraters27]

HECK OWO

[@Alt_for_Jamie]

*Drinking intensifies*

[@RegretfulBirdConsumer]

NO

[@breadcake7913]

YESSSS

[@ppezeshkian]

That just ruined my life

[@kylewollman2239]

Kool-Aid man has the most evil origin story of them all: corporate synergy

[@bigprojects2560]

Absolutely.. diabolical...

[@mind4lease554]

How's your monster energy?

[@Spiceodog]

@@mind4lease554 that sounds like a battle for the big screen

[@SkaledTeeth]

I am never letting me or my kids quench their thirst with this terrifying charcaters like this on it

[@TheAdhdGaming]

"he can turn himself into a thing and make it alive" you mean cappy from mario oddysey or like a pultergeist*

[@oliviashearer]

*poltergeist But great point!

[@SUSanne678]

But cappy can only possess other alive beings tho? When does he ever possess inanimate objects?

[@helved807]

what is the liquid made of if it doesn't evaporate in outer space? Edit: After some research i think it could be silicone fluid DC 705 oil. It is transparent in nature however with a little food colouring it can be red, isn't too dangerous but you probably shouldn't consume it, it is able to withstand pressures of 3.9997*10^-8 pascals without evaporation. The pressure of outer space ranges from 10−4 to < 3×10−15 pascals. So really, the coolaid man is feeding children diffusion pump oil for... some reason..

[@chaoticsilver8442]

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[@Meowtine]

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[@Ran_hash]

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[@MyNameJeffOG]

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[@JustJustKen]

...

[@mohammednajl5950]

Avengers: you can’t defeat us. Thanos: I know, but he can! (Points at kool aid man)

[@rogerroger3473]

O H Y E A H

[@skottie4k]

Can you like my comment to show mat pat

[@robsu7377]

Think about if kool aid man turns into a iron-man suit 0-0

[@ghazienurhisham6480]

Then Kool Aid Man bursts through a fence screaming OH YEAH

[@PatrickBateman3116]

OH YEAH

[@scottthegamingbuilder5080]

delicious juice comes with great responsibility ( example : being expired, running out of juice when your getting tackled by kids that want juice, juice being frozen, and etc)

[@drakengarfinkel3133]

“Where is the man’s soul?” Greek philosophers: Wouldn’t we all like to know.

[@No-xw7mo]

Draken Garfinkel The genitals.

[@sunk1ra]

Food Theorists: Kool Aid Is the next Villain! Marvel: SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN

[@Bofrab]

I can see the kool aid man being an anti hero like deadpool where he kinda just does what he wants.

[@roshasensi2220]

Well he has his own marvel comic so its a possibility

[@holtfamholt1809]

Mmmmm Nice... (•‿•)

[@enderteimant]

MatPat making this channel so he can make thousands of food puns: I, am, inevitable

[@sathyavathy8844]

More like inedible

[@julianrainwater5776]

2 of you beat me to it 😂

[@feelinitnyc]

Sathya Vathy You beat me to it

[@rayx1679]

Its Inedible

[@masterrobow8929]

*Inedible*

[@a.n.s.l0280]

Can you imagine if someone from Marvel watch this and actually makes a move where the Cool-Aid Man is a villain?

[@DRabbBeats]

Mat Pat: The cops won't be able to find Koolaid man Cops: *Overlooks the couch with the giant smile on it*

[@bingpg3d552]

Oh yeah? *snaps finger*

[@ademwolfgaming]

Let's not forget how he brought mr. Peanut back to life in that one ad.

[@natachyaracine7657]

Can I get a link to that

[@limelemon4732]

@@natachyaracine7657 kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3m3eox9epeBgNU kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5yYpoJnms6YjMk

[@coinsilver3]

What would that make the KooIaid Man to the baby Mr. Peanut?

[@ademwolfgaming]

@@coinsilver3 ,😱

[@hilfemajster4234]

Excellent. Now he has necromancy in his superpower list.

[@NeocanTheAxolotl]

Today: Avengers Endgame Next year: Avengers OH YEA

[@hudsonbarrett9073]

Spiderman homekooled

[@bloodystatic4156]

So...Maybe the Kool Aid man’s power level will be absolutely massive! If the Dragon Ball wiki is correct, the greater that the amount of Ki is, the greater that the power level is. Power level is essentially the physical capabilities of the individual. So, it’s safe to say that the Kool Aid man is gonna have an absolutely massive power level! Have you ever seen just how powerful that he can actually be?!?