Food Theory: Domino’s WORST Nightmare is Back! (The Noid)

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Have you seen the Domino’s Pizza mascot, Loyal Theorist? The “Noid,” as they call him, is Domino’s arch nemesis who attempts to thwart every pizza delivery that he can. And let us tell you, this guy is straight up NIGHTMARE fuel! From his wacked out eyes to his goody ears, you must find a way to AVOID the Noid. Sure, he’s the craziest-looking fast food pizza mascot and is scarier than anything Pizza Hut or Papa John’s have ever produced. But there is something Dominos isn’t telling you… and the DARK secret about the Noid may haunt your dreams for years to come!
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#Dominos #DominosPizza #TheNoid #DominosPizzaOfferbyDominosOffers #DominosGarlicBread #DominosStylePizza #NOID #PizzaLover #PizzaRecipe #FastFood #Mascot #Theory #FoodTheory #Matpat

[@mr.g2.039]

Matpat just has to make every rabbit mascot look evil

[@Bertie_Blue]

Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

[@chair32]

Spring trap 😅😅😅💀

[@glasscardproductions4736]

​@@chair32 So many choices, how can one choose? ',:3

[@coachmcguirk6297]

The noid is essentially Tingle.

[@johnjosephmuellerii4257]

It’s a well documented phobia

[@HurricaneDDragon]

The idea of a company having an in-house supervillain that they can unleash whenever it best benefits them is a fascinating concept.

[@chimkinmayonaise9459]

Dominos: this is way too risky RELEASE THE NOID!!

[@alexcat6685]

The one who's the real villian creating one to be hidden. Exactly what a company does, be apathetic to any problem that comes up and run away. Yet we allow them to run not out of pity or trust, but from sheer arrogance.

[@glasscardproductions4736]

@@alexcat6685 Crapitalist Corpo-trash.

[@RobinRhombus2]

I imagine that they keep him locked in a dungeon when not in use.

[@Omnomnomfish]

With a big red NOID button

[@liamcollado521]

I am imagining the noise and the noid being the most evil pizza related duo ever

[@user-bx4np4ui7e]

ye

[@harebot1232]

Woag

[@sherinetintu]

YES

[@alptugraakan7490]

Woahahahaag

[@user-betprolol]

woag!

[@snowflake_fire5896]

3:31: MatPat: The Noid. Me: SpringTr- oh.

[@callistified]

one thing you didn't mention about the 30 minutes or less is that a lot of franchises took the "free" pizza out of the driver's paychecks, which is why they cared so much to get the food there on time

[@SaneeXD]

Wow this is such garbage

[@calliope3237]

Ok that is just evil 😢

[@floraspond666]

The poor drivers

[@Its_NotSunday]

@@calliope3237 agreed

[@TheTrueDiablix]

That's part of the reason it became illegal to garnish employee wages to cover losses nationwide.

[@TimeBucks]

Thanks for the video and the insight for the mascot!

[@vidyaseby8446]

👍👍

[@supriyakorsipati8289]

Nice

[@banglarbirfoundationbirban2406]

very nice

[@AHSiyam-mb7th]

👌👌

[@RanaHaseeb-ci3pq]

Very nice

[@haydes1285]

One correction, Yo! Noid 2 wasn’t official dominos merchandise, it was a fan game made for a game jam

[@shuttittuppitt9355]

Move over FF10, there's a new king in town.

[@ItemlabelOtto]

The fact that Matpat thought that it was official shows that it's really good

[@AwokenEntertainment]

I eat dominos monthly and never heard of or noticed The Noid! gotta watch out for him now 👀

[@jumpingspiderjesusfreak6219]

As someone who nearly died from an allergic reaction to Domino’s pizza, and then was refused a list of an ingredients from our local Domino’s to see if we could identify what I was allergic to, I’m not avoiding the Noid, I’m avoiding them.

[@ejghostmez6195]

That’s awful sorry bro

[@limpfall13]

That is horrible. And I’m pretty sure illegal

[@anxiousoptimism5517]

Kallmekirs? Not even spelled right.

[@jeremyevans9521]

I didn't think they could do that because people with allergies need to know exactly what they are eating!

[@lexruptor]

Sounds like a load of bs tbph

[@juanzingarello4005]

What astonishes me more than anything is how Pizza Hut never landed up employing their own delivery program.

[@The_Sage_of_Six_Paths]

They do where I live

[@Lynxdoc]

What astonishes me is how many of the pizza hut "locations" survive despite how many of the pizza huts closed. That must be some solid construction. They should sell literal pizza huts!

[@xena91388]

@@The_Sage_of_Six_Paths The pizza hut nearest me didn't but now they willingly use Uber Eats and Doordash for delivery which feels worse.

[@cristinaroibu1463]

In Romania they do not collaborate with any food delivery apps, but they do have their own scooters to deliver pizzas

[@juanzingarello4005]

@@Lynxdoc I remember as a kid Pizza Huts as proper restaurants. They had salad bars in them even. Nowadays they don’t even compare if you even find them in restaurant form. Most of them now are just take out holes like Dominoes without the delivery service.

[@pamelasmith4230]

Domino: makes a risky decision Also Domino: prepare to release the Noid

[@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik]

Never trust a bunny working at a pizzeria.

[@ctrlf4395]

The opportunity to do a cross-channel thing with Pizza Tower on game theory is immeasurable

[@TomDeTank]

):

[@Toasterlovescrocs]

these days matpat only does theories on fnaf and whatever game company that sponsors him

[@boyhowdy682]

Yes please I want a theory on it. I hope matpat reads your comment

[@bellustheshibus638]

i want pizza tower theory pls :(

[@boyhowdy682]

@@Toasterlovescrocs oh god I feel like you're right

[@wadewhat7365]

Hey matpat! I've been wondering about this for the longest time. What fast food chain's fries last the longest scientifically?

[@iceguy-hh6ex]

​@TheFiImThoerists misspelled theorist

[@ESeasick]

@@iceguy-hh6exhe’s a bot

[@MysteryMusic512]

That’s a cool video idea

[@DBREAKARM]

DUbz

[@Micah_YT]

@TheFiImThoerists Im tired of commenting everywhere BOT

[@maestrulgamer9695]

3:00-Crazy drivers be like: DEATH BEFORE FREE PIZZA!

[@drtaverner]

I seem to recall Dominos being the first to use a plastic support in the middle of the pizza in order to stop the Noid from crushing the pizza. Or were they first to use a doughball for that purpose. Whichever, it was to stop the Noid from squashing the pizza.

[@unkirbyjosuke1904]

I'm gonna buy a plush of this guy if there is just so that I can "Release The Noid" each time I'm doing something risky or stupid.

[@stephanrichardson1003]

Me releasing the noid at my court case (im being charged with public indecency)

[@pitchblacknext]

This is the kind of dedication to a joke or reference I love to see

[@aphroditescomet]

@@stephanrichardson1003this is my favorite comment ever. you just made my year

[@somebodyidontknow7096]

I can confirm the KFC chicken shortages were in fact a thing in the UK, I remember hearing that exact ‘I had to go to burger king’ 1000 times over that week because it was a story on the news for THAT WHOLE WEEK because the police were being stalled at KFCs as multiple fights were breaking out at car parks and stuff. It was ahead of it’s time.

[@creepermakes2677]

9:24 add a u right next to f to get the word fu-

[@dizzyndead]

wow i wonder what the joke was supposed to be

[@zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860]

​@@dizzyndeadI think that was the joke.

[@angelyoque-og4wi]

I don't get it

[@user-hu9vc7sr9m]

We all knew it was going to happen at one point in time… 9:25

[@rpgrage7711]

I genuinely forgot the noid came back in domino's commercials and I love it when the theory channels remind me about something in media

[@Micah_YT]

​@KaIlmekrisyou spelled it wrong

[@SomeIceGuy]

@@Micah_YT nah he meant to say “we will ok”

[@Micah_YT]

@@SomeIceGuy Okay

[@lukemartin1261]

I didn’t know you watched the theory channels kris deltarune

[@Micah_YT]

@@lukemartin1261 No one is kris here?

[@brokencd6775]

I love matpats intent to find everything in anything

[@genericfatgoose5329]

If this is the top comment, please remember me!

[@Casidilla]

This sums him up perfectly 😂

[@Randomalbanuauric]

@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 bro you didn’t even spell it right

[@TH3_W31RD_K1D]

Ikr!props to him

[@Micah_YT]

​@finallyitshere7410Your the bot tho

[@figure7030]

pizza tower fans:

[@starecrownfan656real]

*piirangud starts playing*

[@egeparlak8004]

*pumpin' hot stuff plays*

[@Hey_RL]

Hey Matthew! I love your channels, especially Food Theory. Your content is always interesting and engaging. Keep up the great work, and I look forward to seeing more of your theories in the future!

[@PrplbnjaVR_]

“It’s not everyday you can say your pizza mascot prompted a full on hostage crisis” had me dying laughing

[@Sqk.]

for those who don’t know, a mentally ill guy with the surname Noid thought the mascot was making fun of him and so he held a hostage situation inside a domino’s restaurant

[@SaneeXD]

As someone with schizoaffective disorder, yeah sometimes schizophrenia and related issues do be like that. Imagine your craziest delusions coming true. The Noid was just crazy enough

[@gojikranz]

It’s too bad the actual story is so sad cause i want to just enjoy the ridiculousness of it all.

[@boredfangerrude]

Every food company needs to sponsor you or risk getting their own episode like this, lol.

[@SomerandomYT1]

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[@satan3862]

​@@SomerandomYT1 k

[@ttry1152]

Mat still got no qualms

[@islandsicedtea]

So buy his silence? lol

[@AlvinaYunoa]

@@SomerandomYT1 You good?

[@kev-kong56plays32]

6:54 you can’t crash the car if there’s no one to crash it

[@im_terminallyonline]

Wow, I wish I grew up with this guy. He's just so wacky that I can't help but love him! (Even regarding the hostage situation.)

[@amfq]

love it when food theory drops a video on something ive never even heard about much less wondered about, cause now i wanna know

[@user-ej5zq4nj3w]

@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 fake

[@dafilmqueen556]

Me too, I know the feeling. I could list you all the things I've seen on this channel that I've never heard about, but that would be a long list, my friend..

[@tetrisnstuff8881]

​@TheFiImThoeristsso you are real, just spamming links

[@AndrewRocks095]

Can we just appreciate that food theory is the only channel that still has an intro

[@isakblomberg528]

Yeah, what happened to game and film theory's intros?

[@tomasmichaels642]

@@isakblomberg528Game theory: Matpat KILLED the intros!!

[@TransCatDoNstuff]

Well maybe he just has been busy running 4 channels at the same time basically that it can be a bit stressful with all the editing- But that's only my thought though on it lol

[@Olieuy]

What about gt live

[@ziggo_pro]

Oh I'm not poor the noid stole My money

[@starry.ALDC14]

9:17 IM BOUT TO GO TO BURGER KING👑

[@Ham.1000]

Food theory idea: What is the most optimal thing to have for breakfast? Like nutrients and fast enough to make? I would love to see that!

[@Ham.1000]

I mean, they do say it is the most important meal of the day.

[@WarBeasty]

I briefly worked at domino's in the early 90's.. One of my tasks there was dressing up in a 6 ft tall Noid costume and dance around on the side of the road. It really sucked. One interesting thing about working there was a poster in the breakroom that gave actual lore for the Noid.. It stated that gremlins have plagued mankind since the dawn of time and as time and technology progressed, various gremlins would specialize in messing with various things, like airplanes, cars, etc. Then one day, a "renegade gremlin" named the Noid, decided to take specialization a step further by causing mayhem for pizza delivery, and was highly successful at it, until he went up against his arch nemesis, Domino's. It was a professionally made poster that was provided to the store by Domino's, so I figure it's official Noid canon, but I've never seen a copy of it online, nor have I seen anything anywhere on the internet that states this lore.. It's weird.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

**pat pat** I feel your pain, buddy. When I worked at Jamba Juice, it involved dressing up as a giant banana to promote some new summer drink.

[@daweaselgeek1430]

@@margotrosendorn6371But what was the Jamba Juice banana lore?

[@johnnybanana8562]

I had to dress as the Noid for a county fair once. One of the worst experiences of my life...

[@southernfriedwestcoaster]

What happened

[@johnnybanana8562]

@@southernfriedwestcoaster An ill fitting costume weighing 60 lbs. (I was 130 at the time) straining my back, which had been passed from store to store so it reeked of numerous sweaty employees previously suffering through the same, in the middle of August with little kids beating on me and teenagers acting... like teenagers, for two hours.

[@ThiccFurryBoi34]

@@johnnybanana8562 I’m so sorry you had to deal with that I hope your better where you are now

[@johnnybanana8562]

@@ThiccFurryBoi34 Thank you. You are awesome.!! 👍

[@ThiccFurryBoi34]

@@johnnybanana8562 your welcome I’m just making sure you know people care about you and hope your doing what makes you happy

[@thatlycantomboy]

Genuinely glad to see this vid, b/c I saw the Noid on a dominos delivery car yesterday and audibly wondered if I’d time-slipped into the 80s

[@HumphreyAlphaandOmega]

Reminds me of the *noise* from pizza tower

[@oops6876]

“Our company isn’t cheap and disorganized, there’s just a little red goblin man who keeps making business decisions. You can’t be mad at us!”

[@BLET_55artem55]

Y know, there's nothing wrong with that as long as the issues get acknowledged and solved

[@ronture8279]

Ah; it was him! Get him out of Ann Arbor!

[@lucassantana69]

9:36 matpat: don't be distracted by the funny bunny man also matpat as soon as anything fnaf related drops: *BREATHING INTESIFY*

[@HANKSANDY69420]

XD

[@e.w.3711]

Lol

[@potatoguy5428]

10:18 bars

[@GoogleAccount-wj2tf]

Always great content! Thanks Mat Pat 👍

[@joemoore1998]

5:34 They escaped? So what you mean to tell me is… they avoid the noid?

[@quacklesandwich]

Dude my neighbor is obsessed with the noid. I knew it was a dominos thing, but this was very informative on what the heck this creature was. My neighbor has like 10 figures in his car and 3 in his window. All looking out at people on the street. It's kind of creepy 😂

[@vagabondvalley]

i am so happy this is finally getting talked about!!!

[@Some-Random-Quitter]

Don’t know who needs this right now but drink water, get some sleep, and know that you are cared for and no one is lying when they say they do. I hope you can get better soon, mentally or physically. I don't know why I'm commenting this, just really wasn't feeling great and wanted others to not do that, I guess.

[@kaylieghskorner9650]

You will never be free from middle aged men dressed in bunny costumes Matpat!! NEVER!! Edit: oh my gosh I’ve never gotten this many likes before Tysm!!!

[@parsanasirzadeh2733]

The fact that thats so specific yet so true 😂

[@cartoonnyz4595]

You can run lol

[@eternalstudios1]

​@TheFiImThoeristsis it just me who got sent to a Music video?

[@magolor152]

Tbh i would rather find afton in an alleyway than be chased by the noid at night in the woods

[@Kaithe_therianandfurry]

​@@eternalstudios1no it isnt

[@LuigiChu124]

I didn't know that The Noise from Pizza Tower would have his own food theory video

[@Anonimo-cf1hz]

FOUND IT 🎉🐀i really hope matpat knows about pizza tower

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah!

[@im_terminallyonline]

Who's gonna tell em?

[@easypeezy03]

Mascot named Noid after annoyed: exists Actual man coincidentally named Noid: “And I took that personally”

[@watgbs]

5:41 hear me out on dominos

[@e.w.3711]

?????

[@holahola-ym1xv]

​@@e.w.3711he's saying that the dominos guy with the suit looks hot

[@superfan364]

not the stock business man

[@watgbs]

@@superfan364 yes the stock business man

[@antipathetic9603]

9:11 failing society at its finiest😭😂

[@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow]

The fact the time is 911💀💀💀

[@jtschmitz6334]

I'm currently working at Dominos and the Noid is something I grew up with... Thanks for the video and the insight for the mascot! It will renew a lot of conversation at work today!

[@oofoof2021]

This is the perfect video to ask for a pizza tower theory

[@blkprez7909]

been an Domino's driver for 10 years and it interesting to see this some parts I noticed with the online tracker but didn't see the other probably because my store wasn't a corporate store and the owner has over 7 locations so we weren’t effective by the bad news.

[@Villboi]

Matpat is so good at making videos, gotta love it.

[@ajithgopal9397]

@Kit Kat ???

[@synical13]

There's an entire team making these, spread the love.

[@mushroom5209]

​@Kit Kat bot

[@mushroom5209]

​@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 bot

[@EsotericBibleSecrets]

The KFC "FCK Bucket" plus U the Customer = ....Think they know what they're doing? I think they do.

[@Chiporro]

This is the closest we'll get to a pizza tower theory (OMG ITS REAL)

[@GLITTTERRAT]

Real

[@arameadenboer5247]

Ur not gonna believe this

[@honeycheri]

I got some news for u bff

[@honeycheri]

I got some news for u bff

[@trevoladorfino2624]

AVOID THE NOISE😂😂😂

[@user-uj8ju9yc1y]

We need to make this man an intro for his style channel just as cool as his food theory one

[@dafilmqueen556]

Can we make him return the Game Theory intro too?

[@frenchbreadsticks-kh7kk]

0:56: do you want 50 year olds to watch you?

[@holahola-ym1xv]

when did he say that?

[@katetoolate234]

The only real reference I've ever heard to the Noid came from a one-off joke in the Simpsons. 6:15 And I see the Food Theorists are already on top of that one. 😆

[@whisptrz]

My dad just said my nephew laughed like the noid and I had no clue what he was even talking about but its so funny how he does

[@potatoofmemes]

I also love how the 30 minutes or its free thing with Domino's got featured as parodies in various tv shows. Only example i can think of off the top of my head was the "Hey Pizza!" Episode from Teen Titans Go. One of the few good episodes imo. Beast Boy and Cyborg challenge themselves to stopping the pizza guy before he gets there in under 30 minutes. Only to end up destroying the restaurant and still fail.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Now I can't wait for MatPat to uncover the lore of the Fudgems, another Domino's short-lived mascot. Literally a walking block of fudge brownie with arms and legs.

[@SavageGirl1930.]

Literally the only reason i know about "the noid" is because of pizza tower with "the noise" and honestly i love them both so much and i really think you should play the game it's really good and i think you guys might like it

[@JustAGuy1298]

I was looking for a comment about that

[@SavageGirl1930.]

@@JustAGuy1298 I was to so I made my own! Thx for reading

[@soulmaster9481]

I can relate.

[@SavageGirl1930.]

@I Dissent same dude!

[@hilow4429]

3:20 this sounds like a certain vr game *ahem fnaf ahem*

[@Belianaria8213]

1:22 Where can I get that tiny car?

[@Crackey75]

4:52 Mike tyson's punchout bald bull

[@septicduzzle]

never knew Dominos had a mascot, this was truly a interesting episode, made me actually learn some background on one of my fav pizza places

[@Jason75913]

same here And Domino's became a favorite after that campaign in the past to give themselves a full makeover, even change their recipe. I did not like Domino's prior to that point in time.

[@IkeorYT]

The Noise from Pizza Tower was made from The Noid, Noise even wears a halloween costume similar to The Noid in the Halloween Update.

[@The_Daisy03]

It was the worst of times when I would walk outdoors and my neighbors broke every toe on my left foot just to grab their pizza

[@justadude450]

It's crazy that Domino's got backlash for what happened with The Noid the first time, it wasn't really their fault that time

[@gumaddict7744]

8:20 he looks so sad, I feel bad for him:(

[@Moonvey]

And after the incident with the noid he was gone… and that’s when dominos hired a guy named “Theodore Noise”

[@ryanjones4696]

I like how the start of every video it includes other videos

[@hugoandre96]

5:00 I remember this game! my aunt and I used to play it a lot when were kids

[@user-yn4ut9tm5g]

You should make a food theory or mini theory about why sodas taste different across the globe, I’ve always wondered why and you would be able to make the answer entertaining for me haha

[@HoneyDragonYt]

Hey matpat! Love your videos, *dunno if you take suggestions* but you’ve probably seen the grimace shake trend going around, that would make an awesome theory!

[@bunkey1]

“I had to go to Burger King.” Truly a horrible experience I will not be willing to go through again.

[@EsotericBibleSecrets]

The KFC "FCK Bucket" plus U the Customer = .... This is the real message they are telling you.

[@eglol]

-I went to Burger King today, by choice-

[@jaradmcwilliams688]

As a dominos employee and a long time fan of these channels this theory caught my eye

[@brianeagan8628]

id love to see a horror game based on the noise wanting revenge on the dominos brand for always letting him be the fall guy.

[@dafilmqueen556]

Yeah, and who can defeat him while also exposing Domino's in the process?

[@brianeagan8628]

@@dafilmqueen556 Papa John

[@mariahfetch]

I really wish I still had my Noid figure. Literally had a field trip where we walked to Dominoes and we each got one. 90’s school programs 😂. I remember being obsessed with the Noid

[@sashamurashi225]

Sooooooo no one's going to talk about how he said Noids at 4:42 implying that there are MORE of them.

[@RainzoPlayz]

Bro can’t open his eyes to see the video game in the background

[@RedN_Ready]

This is gonna be the closest thing to a pizza tower theory.

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

So close 😭 Noid, wow.

[@ramenXD]

it just now clicked for me (as a non pizza tower player) that the noise is the inspiration for the noise

[@pirzyx]

u should do a theory on the health conditions of Fnaf restaurants and if the food would be ok to eat!!

[@Mallavaughn]

I want to know how the Noid can be blamed for why my area will never have a Domino's ever again. An employee added something to a particular sauce to a customer's pizza. I don't remember if it was in retaliation or umm... appreciation?, but it was all over the local news (mid MI in the 90s). The location never recovered and eventually shuddered its doors. I think even the Noid is gonna avoid that one. 😂

[@dafilmqueen556]

Wait, somebody was poisoned in your Domino's?

[@whopperpawz]

MatPat could find a cure for cancer and link it to the Kool-Aid Man somehow

[@redgoji2460]

The Noid also served inspiration for The Noise from the Indie Game Pizza Tower

[@crystalemerson1238]

Make a video about how long you could last drinking certain beverages!

[@MozartTheGOAT]

We totally need a mascot for the Theorist channels!!!

[@andrewthegeek6522]

we have a 7 year old png of mattpatt I'd call that close enough

[@blackout_jr5]

​@TheFiImThoerists what's a thoerist?

[@ajithgopal9397]

@@blackout_jr5 A theorist is a person who makes theories on certain topics and subjects to try to find the true answer

[@blackout_jr5]

@ajithgopal9397 look at how I spelled theorist and how their name is spelled

[@andyroughcut4521]

​@@blackout_jr5 Thanks, I didn't notice 💀

[@mlggamer5296]

10:34 this is exactly what I thought Domino's Pizza was when I was young and I first heard about it

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Yeah lol

[@drkypooh2]

dominoes building: blows up killing 10 people. dominoes: okay this little bunny man…

[@Avalanche_the_artist]

When I was little my dad worked for domino's so sometimes my mom and I would eat dinner with him and there was a noid pinball machine in the corner of the restaurant. It was pretty fun to play but I always lost, plus he was terrifying for seven year old me

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

@3:53 MatPat shames a furry from the 80s.

[@sullivanwakelin8094]

I just realised this is who The Noise from Pizza Tower is based off- and Noisettes bunny suit is also from him?!

[@Awesome.sauce3]

I have a video idea, you can calculate how much luck charms marshmallows your getting per cereal part please 🙏

[@JanusThePaladin]

I've always wondered what happened to the 30 minute guarantee. Now I know. Thanks MatPat!

[@3114ivy]

I work at a domino’s in Australia. Over her we do “20 minute guarantee” which is where if the pizza isn’t at your door in 20 mins, it’s guaranteed to be free

[@BLET_55artem55]

This guarantee is used in quite a lot of local pizzerias like "DoDo pizza" in Russia

[@fireembliam9090]

So which part of Australia do you live in because I live in Victoria.

[@3114ivy]

@@fireembliam9090 perth !!

[@PolishPetronaPolskiPetrona]

I live in Poland

[@speedracer1945]

In the states customers would turn off their outside lights and wait till the pies were late to get that $ 5 off coupon.

[@BritishCube]

5:23 Kenneth noid Is paranoid

[@e.w.3711]

💀

[@Chymai]

When i was growing up (late 90’s/early 2000’s) i still remember the 30 minutes or less… so they did some back with it at some point.

[@EclipseYT13]

I was wondering who that was when I saw the commercials, thanks for the clarification!

[@thatsassyab7073]

You can't go wrong with a food theory video to start your day

[@FeedYapper]

My brotha in Christ this was posted at 2:20 PM💀

[@mahdialmahmeeed5741]

@@FeedYappertime zones

[@StaticDawnn]

@@FeedYapper mine was at 4:20am

[@paulaedgson2246]

Bro 7:20 for I’m going to sleep

[@FeedYapper]

@@StaticDawnn dude that’s like perfect timing then

[@thischannelisweirdYT]

5:18 they couldn’t avoid the noid any longer