Food Theory: The WORST Crimes of Food Mascots... EXPOSED!

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The Food Theorists

The Food Theorists

Күн бұрын

Should Domino's Lock Up the Noid?
🍕 See the Noid's WORST Crimes! ► tinyurl.com/dt-mascot-noid
Theorist, who do you think is the WORST food mascot? We know that the Burger King likes to break the law, Finn the Goldfish is kind of shady, and Count Chocula has a shameful past.... but are there cereal, fast food, and other mascots who are worse? Today we analyze their crimes and see who should be locked up for their crimes!
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Credits:
Writers: Santi Massa, Brett Turley
Editors: Koen Verhagen, Pedro Freitas, Nick Cramer, Dom Sealion
Sound Designer: Yosi Berman
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Welcome to Food Court (0:00)
Fast Food Mascots (3:30)
Breakfast Cereal Mascots (7:55)
General Food Mascots (9:20)
Beverage Mascots (11:06)
Snack Food Mascots (13:28)
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@brynncess2228
@brynncess2228 Ай бұрын
"So chetser ceetah is the one who is behind bars the longest" Jolly Green Giant with 4,850,000,005 years in jail: *am i a joke to you*
@ButterTofu1
@ButterTofu1 Ай бұрын
ITS ALL BOTS
@brynncess2228
@brynncess2228 Ай бұрын
@ButterTofu1 IKKKK I posted this like 2 mins ago 💀
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
@cheeseburgermonkey7104 Ай бұрын
Counting 8 bots in this reply section
@katiixx8996
@katiixx8996 Ай бұрын
why are there so many bots💀
@drippymissouri
@drippymissouri Ай бұрын
He couldn't fit in a jail cell ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@wade_r.
@wade_r. Ай бұрын
Prisoner: "So, what are you in for?" Jolly Green Giant: "Oh, I destroyed all of human civilization to make cheese."
@JuliaPawz
@JuliaPawz Ай бұрын
Prisoner: seems reasonable cheese is love cheese is life
@SgtSupaman
@SgtSupaman Ай бұрын
Chester Cheetah: "I feel you, man."
@Sepia_Skittles
@Sepia_Skittles Ай бұрын
You know, a small felony
@weidie2moro
@weidie2moro Ай бұрын
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal it's may
@TheOnionAnimator
@TheOnionAnimator Ай бұрын
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal The heck you doing here? go to the copy of danno inside the void. also wth only 9 comments when theres bots?
@tss2wwe712
@tss2wwe712 Ай бұрын
The Jolly Green Giant should have the longest sentence if it wasn't for a couple of things. 1) We don't have a cell big enough for him. And 2) We are all dead seeing how he just changed the day night cycle instantly and removed the moon from orbit.
@LukasSheshene1
@LukasSheshene1 Ай бұрын
We are doomed
@HumbleWooper
@HumbleWooper Ай бұрын
I'm glad you called out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares, I was going to bring it up if you hadn't. Those cheerful little cannibals have weirded me out since I was a kid.
@Polarsunsets
@Polarsunsets Ай бұрын
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsbro what 😭
@ImANormal_Guy
@ImANormal_Guy Ай бұрын
@@Polarsunsets stop responding the bots
@Polarsunsets
@Polarsunsets Ай бұрын
@@ImANormal_Guy mb
@juliajohnson4080
@juliajohnson4080 Ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one put off by their cannibalism. Best cereal, worst commercials
@IncognitoMan-jd1qk
@IncognitoMan-jd1qk Ай бұрын
SAME DUDE I HADE THE SAME IDEA
@2nkf
@2nkf Ай бұрын
The time that the M&M’s LITERALLY ATE ONE OF THE SPOKESCANDIES
@Timthetinygoldfish
@Timthetinygoldfish Ай бұрын
The amount of bots here 💀
@seanloughney4000
@seanloughney4000 Ай бұрын
THEY EAT THEIR OWN KINDDDD
@phroggteeth5035
@phroggteeth5035 Ай бұрын
I mean like- no wonder the orange m&m is terrified all the time
@locrianphantom3547
@locrianphantom3547 Ай бұрын
Spokescandies is such a good word.
@robertalexander4659
@robertalexander4659 Ай бұрын
​@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPOld News
@melowx1361
@melowx1361 Ай бұрын
Yep 4,850,000,005 years is a reasonable sentence 😂
@MovieFan1912
@MovieFan1912 Ай бұрын
Or as GoAnimate would call it, a slap on the wrist.
@gracesong4499
@gracesong4499 Ай бұрын
Yeah well that's what happens when you take a bite out of the moon😂
@itscaterang
@itscaterang Ай бұрын
yes
@Wong-Dik
@Wong-Dik 17 күн бұрын
Cheese 🧀 🫕 🍕
@gravynate08
@gravynate08 Ай бұрын
All the new theorist hosts are doing great and obviously Matpat is a legend but in my personal opinion, Santi is as good as Matpat if not better. He's killing it, straight homicide
@Pekomamasimp
@Pekomamasimp Ай бұрын
Santi oiled up
@LegendofKal
@LegendofKal Ай бұрын
I'd say that out of the 4, Santi and Amy give the right kind of energy. Idk what it is about Lee and Tom, but they seem to have a different kind of energy they bring with each episode.
@demonking3673
@demonking3673 Ай бұрын
@@LegendofKal Tom is just too unhinged
@AsiaJohnson-ck3wc
@AsiaJohnson-ck3wc Ай бұрын
It will never feel the same again 😢
@AsiaJohnson-ck3wc
@AsiaJohnson-ck3wc Ай бұрын
But I like santi
@MegaSceptile99
@MegaSceptile99 Ай бұрын
9:36 It's shocking to consider the most evil out of these macots happens to be for vegetables of all things.
@nomoresaul
@nomoresaul 10 күн бұрын
How is that shocking
@SonicTheFastBlueBoi
@SonicTheFastBlueBoi Ай бұрын
The Noid irl: Hehe I steal The Noid in Family Guy: Hehe I ste- *Gets killed*
@FallingIntoTheBasement
@FallingIntoTheBasement Ай бұрын
That one was so classic for Adam West (RIP)
@melissadaniel7862
@melissadaniel7862 Ай бұрын
Maybe it's the noise who shouldn't have avoided me
@NormansWorldMovies
@NormansWorldMovies Ай бұрын
10
@puffystrawberrycow
@puffystrawberrycow Ай бұрын
WHAT THE HECK? Anyways lol
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 Ай бұрын
​@melissadaniel7862 the one Family Guy joke that actually made me laugh.
@GodlyDuckk
@GodlyDuckk Ай бұрын
Watching about food while eating food, is such a good combination!
@mstudios33
@mstudios33 Ай бұрын
Fr
@rundown132
@rundown132 Ай бұрын
what's your BMI
@aespaababymonx
@aespaababymonx Ай бұрын
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP Who asked?
@marseille3252
@marseille3252 Ай бұрын
some of the food you're watching are also eating food! (cannibal M&Ms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares lol)
@weidie2moro
@weidie2moro Ай бұрын
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal body count?
@TheWizardMus
@TheWizardMus Ай бұрын
I feel like a round two would definitely have to include the Cocoa Puffs mascot, I remember him causing some serious damage
@amberjackson5932
@amberjackson5932 Ай бұрын
and also Little Caesar, he has a spear and used to be a roman dictator who had an army of around 5,000 men by his side as well
@TheWizardMus
@TheWizardMus Ай бұрын
@@amberjackson5932 to the best of my knowledge he is a cosplayer/reenactor, but also I can't really think of any commercial where he does anything besides say pizza pizza at the end, little ceasers does a lot of focus on the food shots and not many animated segments
@juliennehollingsworth3920
@juliennehollingsworth3920 28 күн бұрын
What about Apple jacks or fruit loops I think they did something bad I mean apple jacks ofc but maybe froot loops did something
@plantainsame2049
@plantainsame2049 16 күн бұрын
​@amberjackson5932 Aya might have already took care of him Et tu brute
@justalittlebitmentallyunstable
@justalittlebitmentallyunstable Ай бұрын
"Chester Cheetah would be serving the most time in jail" Green Giant: *am I a joke to you?*
@masedaace5473
@masedaace5473 Ай бұрын
What are the Green Giants crimes?
@xriban4363
@xriban4363 Ай бұрын
The thing with the green giant is that they'd have to actually be able to keep him behind bars. When the list of crimes include moving the sun and moon with his bare hand, all I can say is good luck with that.
@emanuelrojas2
@emanuelrojas2 Ай бұрын
I believe they mean the most realistic amounts of jail time.
@ravio5868
@ravio5868 Ай бұрын
@@masedaace5473 Did you watch the video?
@Antonio-ys5zd
@Antonio-ys5zd Ай бұрын
​@@xriban4363I say that the charges wouldn't stick because the changes that occur to the planet would only be indirect to the giant's actions
@乂
@乂 Ай бұрын
You’re telling me Captain Crunch isn’t even a real Captain?
@GhostzNorml
@GhostzNorml Ай бұрын
Yo he got the check
@melowx1361
@melowx1361 Ай бұрын
We have x now
@KotLC_Bookworm
@KotLC_Bookworm Ай бұрын
You must be new here my friend, welcome and watch old videos 😅
@MikeKnops
@MikeKnops Ай бұрын
That's right. From what i remember, he's a lieutenant.
@item-001.the9children
@item-001.the9children Ай бұрын
yeah ikr
@BenedictSandwich
@BenedictSandwich Ай бұрын
You know its a good day when food theory comes out with a long form video
@oolexer
@oolexer Ай бұрын
sorry, but this is not long form long form (by food theory standards) is more like 20+ minutes this video is nearly 16 minutes, so i would say it’s a little bit on the longer side, but not long form
@TSSmith
@TSSmith Ай бұрын
15 minutes? Long form? Just wait until this commenter finds out about Miniminuteman and Biliaridon's Alien Biospheres
@MagickP00dle
@MagickP00dle Ай бұрын
I just got done watching a 1 hour and 20 minute video essay on Tyr from God of War. 15 minutes is a commercial on YT these days.
@BenedictSandwich
@BenedictSandwich Ай бұрын
@@MagickP00dle yet at the same time KZbin shorts is a thing
@MagickP00dle
@MagickP00dle Ай бұрын
@@BenedictSandwich do you also consider shorts long form? What's your point?
@nirmalkarthikeyan7346
@nirmalkarthikeyan7346 Ай бұрын
Santi becoming more and more animated with every video and I'm here for it!
@MovieFan1912
@MovieFan1912 Ай бұрын
3:42-3:55 “Fast Food Deadpool” is a great way to describe this character. Those ads are pretty funny.
@HunterXWorld95
@HunterXWorld95 Ай бұрын
@UTTPGeneralOrange get a life and grow up!
@Youraverageartist87
@Youraverageartist87 28 күн бұрын
It is he is the fast food Deadpool heh
@MovieFan1912
@MovieFan1912 16 күн бұрын
@@Youraverageartist87 The only thing funnier is the fact that Jack in the Box once collaborated with the real Deadpool at one point.
@LegoM8
@LegoM8 Ай бұрын
What’s are you called if you step on lucky charms You’re a cereal killer :)
@h2dfives799
@h2dfives799 Ай бұрын
You better not be playing any trix, here I thought it would make you Captain Crunch
@LukasSheshene1
@LukasSheshene1 Ай бұрын
​@@h2dfives799or a Green Giant
@user-qo4hy5fy5k
@user-qo4hy5fy5k Ай бұрын
This Food Theory Video seems expandable (please make this into a series)
@AJGuy-ev5jn
@AJGuy-ev5jn Ай бұрын
This is actually one of the most fun episodes of food theory in a while, not that matpat wasn’t as good anymore or anything, I just think Santi is really onto something here!!!
@white_out
@white_out Ай бұрын
These mascots Better Call Saul if they want to get out of this one💀
@hazixweek6461
@hazixweek6461 Ай бұрын
BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR A VIDEO WHILE EATING, THANK YOU
@UriahPlayz8
@UriahPlayz8 Ай бұрын
SAMMEEEEEEE
@LARGFortnite
@LARGFortnite Ай бұрын
same
@ChrisSa-gl9og
@ChrisSa-gl9og Ай бұрын
Same bro
@THEMilesMorales
@THEMilesMorales Ай бұрын
Same
@SwissooI
@SwissooI Ай бұрын
Bots are so annoying
@opalstacy
@opalstacy Ай бұрын
Food Theory Keeps getting better and better
@Reyesmddt
@Reyesmddt Ай бұрын
I’m sorry for the bots
@weidie2moro
@weidie2moro Ай бұрын
I'm sorry for the bots
@lysbethmiranda6585
@lysbethmiranda6585 Ай бұрын
I’m so incredibly happy and proud with how Santi has been handling food theory. So excited when a new video is up!! Thank you!!! I needed a video to watch while I ate my lunch😊
@heartpalette
@heartpalette Ай бұрын
Agreed! He's so charismatic!
@RandomPerson37233
@RandomPerson37233 Ай бұрын
@UTTPWorldPoliceyou should be in jail for 48000000 years
@IntrepidIanRinon
@IntrepidIanRinon Ай бұрын
About Kool-Aid Man, we also have to remember the Jonestown incident... and whether he supplied the drink part of the concoction.
@galaxyrose3330
@galaxyrose3330 Ай бұрын
Captain crunch better be ready for some crunch time in JAIL!! (I’m sorry)
@rainbowrain1042
@rainbowrain1042 Ай бұрын
The next person to comment is who asked thinks That food theory content is better and that Matt Pat will be missed
@HxH_Weeb-
@HxH_Weeb- Ай бұрын
ur forgiven
@MostlyTriangle
@MostlyTriangle Ай бұрын
that was an actually good joke
@nicolegleason5727
@nicolegleason5727 Ай бұрын
5:39 *Duolingo entered the chat*
@thelogoshow8947
@thelogoshow8947 Ай бұрын
@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCalshut up
@starting_up6808
@starting_up6808 20 күн бұрын
spanish or vanish
@DaxSkrai
@DaxSkrai Ай бұрын
The Noid would 100% be charged for "terroristic activities" and no way he only gets "10+ years" that dude is never getting out.
@kiracomments-chca2747
@kiracomments-chca2747 Ай бұрын
Nah man, he's on death row.
@Epik660
@Epik660 Ай бұрын
3:34 Santi : Wendy nothing Me : have you seen the things she says on twitter
@Dr.Isosceles-cx6hv
@Dr.Isosceles-cx6hv Ай бұрын
The mascots have some dark secrets
@teamsteed1
@teamsteed1 Ай бұрын
Yep.
@NikolasTsakonas-jo4wz
@NikolasTsakonas-jo4wz Ай бұрын
One of my favorite videos of this channel is the Cap’n Crunch video, great to see another video talking about the crimes of food mascots
@NikolasTsakonas-jo4wz
@NikolasTsakonas-jo4wz Ай бұрын
Bot
@kpp8349
@kpp8349 Ай бұрын
Just to point out, you CAN be tried twice for the same crime. If the crime breaks both US state and federal laws you can be tried by either or both. So you can be found not guilty in a state trial but then the feds can grab you on the courthouse steps and charge you
@ChronoShadow69
@ChronoShadow69 Ай бұрын
4:52 Neil Ciceriega immediately started playing in my head. Which is an absolute win!
@Shabowdiadlo
@Shabowdiadlo Ай бұрын
Oooh, interesting concept! Can't wait for the bots
@GrayscaleStudios7
@GrayscaleStudios7 Ай бұрын
Fr
@ertgb_
@ertgb_ Ай бұрын
All over this comment section already
@juanelcrack1803
@juanelcrack1803 Ай бұрын
And there they are...honestly why doesn't youtube do something about it??
@AlastorFan5900
@AlastorFan5900 Ай бұрын
@@juanelcrack1803 because then they could have to get rid of all the bots, so instead they give vague "promises" about fixing it while doing nothing so it looks out of their hands.
@h0m3st4r
@h0m3st4r Ай бұрын
@@AlastorFan5900 Yeah, well, until that does happen, it's up to us to keep reporting them and the accounts they advertise every time they show up. The more people report them, the sooner they get terminated.
@Gremalin
@Gremalin Ай бұрын
Canonically the Rasin Brand mascot is the strongest.
@Dr.Isosceles-cx6hv
@Dr.Isosceles-cx6hv Ай бұрын
Because it’s the literal sun?
@Gontooo
@Gontooo Ай бұрын
Who asked + I just farted
@Yeeboot19
@Yeeboot19 Ай бұрын
Bagel
@jackrivard6668
@jackrivard6668 Ай бұрын
Battle iq has to be nuts
@thedinobros1218
@thedinobros1218 Ай бұрын
Finally! I have been waiting for some video like this to come out since 2020!
@rylu2916
@rylu2916 Ай бұрын
4:52 I'd Wear That!
@ihavenoideawhattomakethis
@ihavenoideawhattomakethis Ай бұрын
4:52 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE “A MASK OF MY OWN FACE, ID WEAR THAT” (sorry I like indie music a little too much)
@craftersshaft
@craftersshaft Ай бұрын
as matpat once said, "lemon demon"
@Darth-Hootius
@Darth-Hootius Ай бұрын
SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS
@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439
@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439 Ай бұрын
9:06 “DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?” - French man
@user-jw8fn1iu3z
@user-jw8fn1iu3z 21 күн бұрын
Yas! - a Scottish man
@HopperYTRealChannel
@HopperYTRealChannel Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, the punishments usually don't always fit the crime in USA
@carterhoward6037
@carterhoward6037 11 күн бұрын
10:54 mine cut to a hills ad that started with “roughly 3 million…”
@jakeazfitness
@jakeazfitness Ай бұрын
11:36 I love little crossover Easter eggs with all these videos now😂😂😂
@claraphillips7900
@claraphillips7900 Ай бұрын
5:00 How many burgers would the Hamburglar burgle if the Hamburglar could burgle burgers?
@thelivingfaithfulhomeschoo9906
@thelivingfaithfulhomeschoo9906 Ай бұрын
Santi! Our family has some video ideas: 1. The lie about maraschino cherries. Are they really cherries? 2. Science behind drinking out of glass vs plastic and why glass tastes better 3. Has McDonald’s been lying to us about the Big Mac (or all of their food) and its “freshness” 4. Something about bioengineered food 5. The Maple syrup lie. How companies put additives in maple syrup but it’s not 100% maple (same with honey) 6. Is bug protein really better than animal protein? 7. Why are all of the food mascots evil? 8. Which food mascots would create the best good and evil team? (Thinking along the lines of DC and marvel 😅) 9. 48hour wilderness survival 10. 96hour water fast challenge- do it and then explain the science behind why it’s a benefit We love the videos every week!🎉😊
@ChickenOnTheNugger
@ChickenOnTheNugger Ай бұрын
I would put this on their Redit (I dont think they check the YT comments)
@Yousefalr8
@Yousefalr8 Ай бұрын
Two minutes in and I already love this idea! Santi bringing us back to the roots of silly food theory episodes, just feels so nostalgic and I love it!
@TiMoThY211991
@TiMoThY211991 Ай бұрын
Well Santi is clearly not a lawyer, because sentencing does not ever work that way. Adding a second count does not double the length of time, so 10 counts would not increase jail time by an order of magnitude. As I understand it, federal sentencing guidelines are pretty complicated, but most crimes have a maximum sentence that can't be exceeded, and there is a lot that is up to the judge's discretion. Most of these crimes I think are unlikely to exceed 10 total years in prison for the perpetrators, and of course we're not factoring in the statute of limitations for most of these decades old crimes is well past expired. You'd have an uphill battle just getting a jury of peers to convict them in the first place, let alone sentence them to life sentences for burglary, battery, and vandalism!
@kingrgames
@kingrgames Ай бұрын
If I see one of those spam bots. I’m gonna die. I didn’t ask bots. And MatPat is missed
@kingrgames
@kingrgames Ай бұрын
Oh and bots, I cannot see you anymore. You’ve been hidden.
@omatic_opulis9876
@omatic_opulis9876 Ай бұрын
my condolences×4
@theblueblazer999
@theblueblazer999 Ай бұрын
They’ve been forced to add random characters to the end of their messages to avoid filters. Just keep reporting…
@AntiTrollPolice
@AntiTrollPolice Ай бұрын
Don't reply to their comments everyone, it makes KZbin think that they are real
@MUNCHING_BIRD
@MUNCHING_BIRD Ай бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING! I’ve been hoping and wishing food theory would do this for so long, I even suggested this a few months ago, so thank you so much for doing this
@pluviosity
@pluviosity Ай бұрын
9:50 Ah, so that's why he's named _Jolly_ ...
@Hypercube2017
@Hypercube2017 Ай бұрын
1:19 how many burgers could a hamburgler burgle if a hamburgler could burgle burgers.
@greenyboi22
@greenyboi22 Ай бұрын
uh oh food theory has gone BONKERS
@TheFunlandTeam
@TheFunlandTeam Ай бұрын
good theory
@SwissooI
@SwissooI Ай бұрын
They have
@SwissooI
@SwissooI Ай бұрын
Bots are so annoying
@dragoplayz31
@dragoplayz31 Ай бұрын
@@SwissooI true. And youtube does nothing about it; i have reported them but still
@UnslicedToast
@UnslicedToast Ай бұрын
UH OH HERE COMES BAD THEORY
@UTKC_OfficerSmiles
@UTKC_OfficerSmiles Ай бұрын
Great video! The "Charged for their crimes" Video type combined with Food theory is an awesome idea, and it was really fun to watch! keep making amazing content!
@Alison2436
@Alison2436 Ай бұрын
I really do enjoy Santi as Matt pats replacement on food theory! Great job once again!
@anarchysammichh
@anarchysammichh Ай бұрын
4:45 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE??/?
@fernandowada7504
@fernandowada7504 Ай бұрын
I like Santi!
@GunGuntheking
@GunGuntheking 10 күн бұрын
“Chester Cheetah is in jail the longest” Meanwhile the Jolly Green Giant (who you said got *4 BILLION YEARS)* : * whistling in the corner slowly moving to the exit *
@ShlokParab
@ShlokParab Ай бұрын
10:49 sometimes I wonder, why I even take it seriously; sat down to verify the math..
@SomeRandomGuy78
@SomeRandomGuy78 Ай бұрын
Santi is the kinda guy to eat the minty m&m with no question
@danielsantiagourtado3430
@danielsantiagourtado3430 Ай бұрын
These mascots are awesome! Always had one on my table growing up in breakfast
@GottagofastFast
@GottagofastFast Ай бұрын
Prisoner: so what are you in for? Hamburglar: rubble, rubble
@cspringer20
@cspringer20 Ай бұрын
As someone in the criminal justice field, and a long time theorist, this episode makes me beyond happy
@mikelecoq2756
@mikelecoq2756 Ай бұрын
No, they’ve got rid of the old food theory intro
@personlookingatyoutubevideos
@personlookingatyoutubevideos Ай бұрын
Hi
@user-ss4wr7gn4y
@user-ss4wr7gn4y Ай бұрын
Boi
@puppycams2
@puppycams2 Ай бұрын
Happy first comment 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@puppycams2
@puppycams2 Ай бұрын
Nah there’s spambots invading this comment
@monkelifegood
@monkelifegood Ай бұрын
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsIt’s kinda sad seeing pointless comments flooding the reply space. It’s not even rage bait anymore my man just said hi 😭😭
@RoTea84848
@RoTea84848 Ай бұрын
It’s funny that when you really think about it mascots break a lot of laws.
@PrussiaAustriaConfederal
@PrussiaAustriaConfederal Ай бұрын
Let’s go! Santis first food theory conspiracy about food people!
@encomeslack
@encomeslack Ай бұрын
matpat will be missed
@Xernaki17
@Xernaki17 Ай бұрын
*Mascots breaking the law* : Thats gonna be interesting!
@mdansbyjr
@mdansbyjr Ай бұрын
"Food Court" should really be a regular sub-segment on Food Theory ... cuz ... everyone know how fun navigating the legal system is!
@crow_of_judgment
@crow_of_judgment Ай бұрын
"Chexecutioner." Santi, how could you?? 😭😭😭
@TheGh0st6789
@TheGh0st6789 Ай бұрын
What is up with these bots
@kingrgames
@kingrgames Ай бұрын
Imr
@Gbergers
@Gbergers Ай бұрын
Can you try to stop the spam bots? It’s genuinely sad and annoying to see them disrespecting these amazing channels, I don’t think you’re going to see this, but i can hope
@TheFistOfNuevaYork
@TheFistOfNuevaYork Ай бұрын
I’m glad that more people are stepping in on this issue. I’ve been trying to raise awareness and the computers hate me now lol
@kRuBe.
@kRuBe. Ай бұрын
I wish that he covered sour patch kids. Theres some seriously funny and illegal stuff that goes on in their commercials
@KylianStark
@KylianStark Ай бұрын
your ability to keep things interesting never ceases to amaze me!
@PatrickTheran-jm9zg
@PatrickTheran-jm9zg Ай бұрын
To any of you yttp clowns, I asked and no your content isn't better and mat pat will be missed dearly, to anyone else who sees this comment, have a nice day and thank you for your consideration
@TheFistOfNuevaYork
@TheFistOfNuevaYork Ай бұрын
Lol I feel ya! I’m the captain of the Spider Society Bait Police, so they really hate me! I got 1000 and counting replies on my comment from them 😂
@DashyAndLux
@DashyAndLux Ай бұрын
​@@TheFistOfNuevaYorkyeah I couldn't even get from the bottom of the replies to reply
@TheFistOfNuevaYork
@TheFistOfNuevaYork Ай бұрын
@@DashyAndLuxplease like my second comment so people see that one instead of the first one. They shut my replies on the first one so I can’t talk to anyone 😭
@jackbarnicle9191
@jackbarnicle9191 Ай бұрын
Not bad
@dominikawie5665
@dominikawie5665 Ай бұрын
I need a part two yesterday😩😭
@shawnheatherly
@shawnheatherly Ай бұрын
I didn't expect rabid fire style episode to go over so many mascots, this was fun.
@sunflwer694
@sunflwer694 Ай бұрын
*sad that matpat retired*
@estherklicko2252
@estherklicko2252 Ай бұрын
I have an idea you should do a video where you test flavor combinations of ice cream and toppings
@Jupitxrz
@Jupitxrz Ай бұрын
10:11 The collector from toh: 👁️👄👁️ Nearly everyone on BFB: 😅 But have you heard of moving the earth onto the moon? (BFB reference)
@bryanevans737
@bryanevans737 Ай бұрын
Is this matpat?
@Yaimus_Table
@Yaimus_Table 20 күн бұрын
No
@myrasuhas7819
@myrasuhas7819 18 күн бұрын
Its his editor
@blackbird008
@blackbird008 Ай бұрын
The clock rotates and the indestructible movement of time continues. The time for Him is soon to arise, not long now. He welcomes you to His mind, but It knows what that means. It knows the truth. Every detail matters.
@johnmichaelcatubay616
@johnmichaelcatubay616 Ай бұрын
Videos idea: How long can a person last in costco in a post-apocalypse
@niezdecytowana.k.a.2conten835
@niezdecytowana.k.a.2conten835 4 күн бұрын
I happy that you *didn't forget* those "Pearls".
@TheFistOfNuevaYork
@TheFistOfNuevaYork Ай бұрын
ATTENTION! Please go like my other comment on this video instead of this one as the Computron Mob shut my replies off here so I can’t communicate with you guys. In the great words of Han Solo “I must’ve hit real close to the mark to get ‘em all riled up like that.” If you can’t find my other comment and you have something to say to me, go find me on another Theorist video. I’m fairly easy to find on any of the recent GTLives. Anyway, the advice below is still valid. Love you all -Captain Arachnight 2099/Miguel O’Hara of the Spider Society Bait Police ♥️🕷️💙 ⚠️Hello everyone!⚠️ Your friendly neighborhood Bait Police officer here to remind you not to reply to computers under comments! Replying to them makes KZbin think that they’re real people. Things to do if you see a computer reply: 1. Do NOT reply! I know it might be tempting to clap back as these computers tend to slander our favorite creators, like Santi here, but replying to them will fool the KZbin algorithm into thinking that they’re real people. 2. Report the comment either for “Unwanted commercial content or spam”, or for “Harassment and bullying.” (Either works, but if you try both a couple of times and the comment doesn’t get removed, try reporting for Hate Speech.) 3. Block the account by going to their channel, first pressing the “Report” button to report the channel and then clicking “Hide this user from my channel” so that pesky computer account can’t reply to your comments anymore. Safe commenting, friends 🫡 -Officer Miguel O’Hara of the Bait Police 💙🕷️♥️ (I swear it’s me, just rocking a Shanks pfp rn because he’s the GOAT) PS. I’m NOT a computer and if you reply, I will get back to you as soon as I can. Ask me literally anything, even something dumb like who my favorite One Piece character is. I swear I’m not a computer! Also, I am using the word “computer” instead of the “B O T” word in my comment and subsequent replies as the comments seem to get hidden for some reason when I use the latter 🤔 Please do the same so I can see your reply. YT filtration is evil!😡
@gamechannelminecraft6583
@gamechannelminecraft6583 Ай бұрын
"Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧
@rocoarighi
@rocoarighi Ай бұрын
Early
@ThatPizzaMonke
@ThatPizzaMonke Ай бұрын
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsshut up
@Gontooo
@Gontooo Ай бұрын
Who asked + I just farted
@universaltoons
@universaltoons Ай бұрын
@xXAngel2DSXx
@xXAngel2DSXx Ай бұрын
Nice
@v.crowley
@v.crowley Ай бұрын
And yet statute of limitations are not accounted for 😂 so almost none of them count
@themightyironoak
@themightyironoak Ай бұрын
Theme song for this video "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAAAAAW!!!!"
@doomguy2979
@doomguy2979 Ай бұрын
I miss matpat
@DERRY_silver
@DERRY_silver Ай бұрын
🗣️
@SAAnime-qc1dc
@SAAnime-qc1dc Ай бұрын
Yeaaa…..😢
@TK-lb9rj
@TK-lb9rj 29 күн бұрын
Dude. Shut up
@heatherscott6365
@heatherscott6365 17 күн бұрын
Yeah………😢😢😢😢😢😢
@cielobenitez1790
@cielobenitez1790 14 күн бұрын
Yea but he is also fun and good
@mireyabaca6017
@mireyabaca6017 Ай бұрын
I need matpat
@homaedo7547
@homaedo7547 Ай бұрын
0:05 Brothers, sisters the whole company rises against us while criminals wait and watch from the arsenal laughing. Come with me and show them what it means to cross the Theorists.
@Fishywondercat
@Fishywondercat Ай бұрын
You guys should go over the poptart commercials!
@GooseWinks
@GooseWinks Ай бұрын
Here so kids can’t say first
@The_real_sam_G._lackerson
@The_real_sam_G._lackerson Ай бұрын
This comment is to test how many bots will reply 💀👍
@nakuvamp
@nakuvamp Ай бұрын
Beep boo boo bop.
@Icey_gt698
@Icey_gt698 Ай бұрын
Answer 7
@johnlittle8045
@johnlittle8045 Ай бұрын
I know that it's not really the primary direction of the channel anymore, but this is always the kind of theory that gets me excited: deep cut lore of food mascots, hidden secrets about restaurants, stuff like that. No shame on the legit food prep science videos and taste tests, though, those are great too.
@HedgehogY2K
@HedgehogY2K 25 күн бұрын
Any and every mascot from "food wars" exposed.
@miguelguzman4552
@miguelguzman4552 Ай бұрын
Imma like my own comment🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
@JustaNamebutverycool
@JustaNamebutverycool Ай бұрын
You're awful
@user-gd6se5qb9c
@user-gd6se5qb9c Ай бұрын
I do that too
@Tacos135
@Tacos135 Ай бұрын
Nice :) God bless!
@samanthasinspirationalsa-et1mq
@samanthasinspirationalsa-et1mq Ай бұрын
Yep me too
@miguelguzman4552
@miguelguzman4552 Ай бұрын
Update: I did in fact like my own comment
@SwissooI
@SwissooI Ай бұрын
I likes my comment because no one else liked it
@timothydunaway7568
@timothydunaway7568 Ай бұрын
Don't worry @Swissool I got rid of the bots and liked your comment
@Yeeboot19
@Yeeboot19 Ай бұрын
Heyy 😏
@shadowslayer2929
@shadowslayer2929 Ай бұрын
BOTS =💩 = BAD CONTENT= 🤮
@quinniwe
@quinniwe Ай бұрын
Shut the heck up. (Directed to the bots, not you.
@lavenderorchid5501
@lavenderorchid5501 Ай бұрын
I got a Jumpscare from those bots
@MauryDelvalle-yf2pe
@MauryDelvalle-yf2pe Ай бұрын
Love these kinds of vids!!!!
@MauryDelvalle-yf2pe
@MauryDelvalle-yf2pe Ай бұрын
Go pick on someone your OWN size
@clazluvsdolphins
@clazluvsdolphins Ай бұрын
A legal eagle cameo missed opportunity but another incredible episode I loooove Santi😊
@Yashuop
@Yashuop Ай бұрын
I will do 1 Pushup for every like i get on this comment 💪🏻
@championlink8679
@championlink8679 Ай бұрын
Dont fall for it ppl, he isnt specific, he could end up doing 1 pushup a day as they see fit! I see through you!
@Yeeboot19
@Yeeboot19 Ай бұрын
😏
@SjokopandaM-T
@SjokopandaM-T Ай бұрын
No you won’t
@stillsingle-jz7rx
@stillsingle-jz7rx Ай бұрын
18 happy birthday!
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