For Trump, Things That Are True Are False

Donald Trump and his minions have been telling everyone who will listen that the Ukraine allegations are based on hearsay, the Inspector General put out a statement debunking those claims, we apply a fundamental theory to Trump's presidency, Tom Cruise visits with the President of Ukraine, Sean Spicer continues his journey on ABC's 'Dancing with the Stars,' and Jimmy interviews Trump's head meme-maker at the White House (Fred Willard).
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For Trump, Things That Are True Are False
• For Trump, Things That...

[@russellcampbell9198]

They used to say "Only in America" for different reasons than they do today.

[@kingvince7328]

I just cant believe the people that voted in Hillary and trump to the primaries in the first place. I think they need to reevaluate what defines being mentally Ill.

[@turtleshell9935]

russell campbell Noooo it's always been so ... Sorry , no insult intended

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

The rest of us in the world have been saying it for pretty much the same reason all along. Only in America..(inset crazy thing)

[@irenemesecke3076]

King Vince and which medical institute did you graduate from

[@ChinaxxlGreen-hq2eq]

This is AMERICA!!!!!! That used to mean something!!!!!

[@PayDaProducer]

That John Ravolta joke almost took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@brandonbujnowski432]

Sarah Huckabee Sandwich: it's out there now, it's never going away, and I thank you for it

[@rowdydowdow7978]

We made a Trump parody song to Senorita of him claiming to adore women and Latinos. Have a look 😁

[@buch1224]

She got her eye on that sandwich

[@deniseshelton7743]

Brandon Bujnowski : She drank the Kool-Aid!!🤣😂

[@societynewsnetwork5973]

He knew exactly what he was doing when he said sandwich 😂😂

[@egilhansen8857]

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." /Joseph Göbbels on the "Big lie"

[@elbolivianoconpintadealema214]

Exactly, as they've been telling that the US is Democratic and Free.

[@fartnutssupreme4930]

egil Hansen Yes....but eventually it all comes crashing down and you end up blowing your brains out in a bunker ;). I don’t mean I meant in in general

[@karenshaub8273]

@@elbolivianoconpintadealema214 Man, they've had me fooled for the last 73 years. But trump isn't fooling me at all.

[@artembentsionov]

Deanna Delmar they’re Christian in name only. They don’t care about helping the needy, they don’t love their neighbor, they do very much covet their neighbor’s wife. Just saying you’re Christian doesn’t make you one. Actions matter, not words

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Truth isn't truth." - Rudolph William Louis Giuliani

[@thacrypt223]

Rofl. He really did say that 🤣🤣🤣

[@jarchdm]

@@thacrypt223 that's the whole thing about these Jokers comedians don't need to make up jokes all they need to do is read verbatim what they said and it's more insane than anyone can make up.

[@couragekarnga8735]

"Prison isn't prison."--Rudy Giuliani, a year from now.

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

Krazee Ladee never trust anyone with two middle names 🤣😂

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

TheViperFan that’s right! Big Brother is watching...and about to lock their asses up 🤣😂

[@stevemarethyu3003]

"Theory of inverse validity". It's funny because it's so accurate, but also depressing for the same reason.

[@Barriotales]

This country is a circus ran by clowns.

[@kevintoth5365]

And we are their puppets unfortunately.

[@joshmarauder]

Clowns=democrats

[@RockinLoud360]

“Don’t elect a clown, if you don’t want a circus”

[@neosapien247]

srt hellcat heeyyyy solid point there. Moron.

[@kevintoth5365]

@@RockinLoud360 yeah. Voters are responsible for this. You 100% right on...

[@sayros6711]

Okay, after that clip of Spicer dancing, I'm now certain we're living in a simulation running out of RAM.

[@couragekarnga8735]

What was it they took in the Matrix? I'd like to get out of this mess now.

[@robappleby583]

You only need about 16kB to dance like that.

[@damncows]

Only in a multiverse is it possible trump is pres. and we end up in it

[@davidfuentes9957]

Don’t worry, we have a Silverado (what are we talking about)?

[@berkpick]

someone needs to stop hacking, the system is becoming unstable

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

It was such a nice surprise to see Fred Willard. RIP, you hilarious man.

[@retrocatgm2848]

Donald “Jessica” Trump. I wasn’t ready for it lmao

[@frromajr]

i know i chocked on my beer

[@couragekarnga8735]

Hey, my aunt's name is Jessica! Don't go getting her mixed up in this!

[@SmugSuspenders]

@@couragekarnga8735 There are many Jessicas, Trump just happens to be one of them

[@tinas_hotdog_sophie]

Same, I laughed way too hard about this

[@JessicaHarmina]

* Cringe *

[@herbmoran5505]

The whistle-blower Is.... Rudi and he doesn't know it

[@TheKaiTetley]

Herb Moran. I think the whistleblower is Trump. He is going full Tyler Durden.

[@raftlack4326]

lmfao

[@Surge1077]

Rudy's working for Trump pro bono. And while I'm no fan of Trump, I don't think he's getting his money's worth.

[@GiacomodellaSvezia]

Not sure about the whistle, but no doubt about the Trumpet.

[@lindag5488]

The whistleblower is Melania. She wants out of the madness.

[@marksolis8958]

4:16 Her eyes didn't even agree with what she had to say. 😂😂

[@michaela.257]

Brilliant

[@klarastern5597]

I'm so disgusted b Trump, his family and all these spineless, greedy worms, who lie and lie and lie. Can't wait to see them all gone.

[@TimeTheory2099]

Klara... I also take satisfaction that the tRump name brand merchandise is destined for bankruptcy. The only people willing to buy it, can't afford it.

[@CH-kw8qw]

Just over 5 years now. It'll go by fast

[@klarastern5597]

@@TimeTheory2099 yes :D

[@Pyschedelicfunk]

You do realize the ENTIRE government lies to you right? Not just Trump or anyone who supports him. You should really not trust the government

[@elu9079]

@@Pyschedelicfunk shut up and go record your dogs

[@lorrainebell4442]

"Sarah Huckabee Sandwich" couldn't stop laughing

[@tennehfromayan6387]

Lorraine Bell she doesn’t know how to stop L

[@lorrainebell4442]

@JamieLan2011 yeah but that isn't what Jimmy said

[@carlsenawo3256]

Whistleblower we Thank you 😊

[@lauragn4300]

Thank you thank you thank you!

[@nocollarcrypto8851]

Ann Coultergeist called. Ghouliani left his pentagram in her baby blender.

[@suzclayton783]

CoulterGeist that's classic I'm using that line

[@kingdomcome3914]

@@suzclayton783 Try "Scarecrone Coultergeist".

[@davedee6745]

6:00 To quote Chris Hayes, "This is a map of _land_ , not of human beings"

[@maryanneslater9675]

Yes, that "he won more counties" bullshit. New York city consists of five counties (corresponding with the five boroughs) and each of them has twice as many people as the entire state of Montana which has 56 counties. Montana, Utah, South Dakota and Wyoming combined have 174 counties and still don't have the population of NYC.

[@bitTorrenter]

@@maryanneslater9675 Population levels can change quicker than geographical boundaries but interesting information none the less.

[@artembentsionov]

Exactly, it matter far more what people think. Saying that 10 people in the middle of nowhere don’t want impeachment while a million elsewhere do means that the vast majority do. Basic math. Where’s the graphic on that?

[@ambrosia7780]

Sean Spicer is now living his best life LMAO 😁

[@jeank2520]

So we are living in the upside down. That explains everything.

[@Grandizer8989]

So, he wants to meet his accuser? Let’s line up those 20 women that he groped

[@emsleywyatt3400]

Invite them to the debates.

[@tiernyt2051]

Ewwwwww,,good one,,seriously!!

[@margorgogo]

Deja Voodoo Exactly!!

[@sieekakhan6761]

Yesss!!!

[@Grandizer8989]

Emsley Wyatt absolutely

[@alansmitheejr.]

Sean Spicer's bowel movements are still quicker than his dance moves.

[@jwoolman5]

Oddie - Aw. He's having a lot of fun. Keeps him off the street and out of trouble. And away from the White House.

[@rowdydowdow7978]

We made a Trump parody song to Senorita of him claiming to love Mexicans and women. Have a look

[@TheKaiTetley]

jwoolman5. I agree. He has the balls to try, which I admire.

[@Donkey67]

Wtf is wrong with you??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazzx251]

@JamieLan2011 He should enjoy his fun while it lasts. When Trump goes down, everybody that lied to help him will be locked up as well.

[@NewMessage]

"And his minions..." Minions make way more sense when they speak.

[@keanusimpson8785]

Sheep

[@rowdydowdow7978]

We made a Trump parody song of him apologizing for bad-mouthing women and Latinos. Check it out

[@nicbarrax76]

Banana!

[@hazukichanx408]

Kampai!

[@psychonaut1829]

I always thought the "J" stood for Jerkoff

[@theholygrass19]

I'm pretty sure it's "Jockstrap"

[@psychonaut1829]

Donald Jockstrap Trump @@theholygrass19 yeah , you might be right.🤔

[@psychonaut1829]

Most people call me amazing 🤗 @big bass

[@MacTac141]

“Did I say sandwich? It was a mistake ok.” *1 second later* “Anyway she emerged from here cave” lmao!!!

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

a guy on tv, especially a guy with some weight on him, who makes a comment that could be interpreted as demeaning a woman based on her weight, is rightly concerned about the shitstorm that could rightly result. kimmel's digs on her "emerging from her cave", and being a "bs artist" who's "still got it", are much better choices.

[@Michaelartzer]

“Donald Jessica trump” - Randy Rainbow

[@thivianpadayachi6583]

Jessica is a godamn traitor ! Fire his ass !

[@nickinurse6433]

trumps defence is: " i'm rubber.....you're glue!"

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

All of a sudden I wanna watch Edge Of Tomorrow over and over and over...

[@skybaby444]

I love the way Fred holds on to his character.

[@rebeccagibbs4128]

could have gone my whole life not seeing sean spicer 'dancing'.

[@MisterBigMac1]

Thanks for getting these important debunks out into the mainstream in a fun-derstandable way, Jimmy! They won’t hear it questioned on Faux News.

[@redmed10]

Trump complains about 'hearsay' when most of his sentences start with 'people say'.

[@redmed10]

@Grace Munich The other one is when he says people come up to him and say "Sir......" and then makes up some story about how much they love what he is doing.

[@margorgogo]

Sukhbir Sekhon Exactly!!

[@Neeper78]

So true

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

I like that he says that, I see it as a disclaimer for something that is guaranteed to be a lie. :d

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

@@redmed10 ~ As ridiculous as Trump's bullshit fantasies are, his supporters believe every word. If a stranger actually did approach Trump, Secret Service would have them before they got within ten feet.

[@BuzzBroz]

Can't wait for the comedy about the inverse validity of this whacky admin.

[@anneruby4182]

I think John Bolton is mixed up in the whistle blowing some how. He wouldn’t go quietly into the night.

[@nr3059]

I think that also! He was against Trump doing. Otherwise, why the harsh treatment by firing. In conclusion, Trump have no merit in his doing, all and everything are personal agenda. Not good for the country.

[@zenon3021]

"I'm a very stable genius" becomes... :O

[@judithmorneau6203]

Moron..

[@couragekarnga8735]

"All is not well in the Wite House." Or Trump's head.

[@JPTECH8]

white*

[@harmsway0413]

Says the man who's not alright on spelling..

[@harmsway0413]

@Fennel Woods just because nobody's perfect doesn't mean you can't be corrected. What I'm saying is if you're going to criticise someone,at least do it right.

[@Manfrommars808]

What the hell is goin on here😎

[@harmsway0413]

@@twistedpixel2558 all people lie.

[@NewMessage]

3:20 "Can you hear the crimes now?"

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes I can. because, unlike the GOP, my head isn't stuck in Trump's ass.

[@CH-kw8qw]

Dems are hallucinating

[@CH-kw8qw]

@Shotti Tre We'll see. Remind me again how Russiagate turned out for you

[@societynewsnetwork5973]

Whistle blower: I'm going down in history Takashi 69: hold my lean

[@Ang.0910]

3:41 The Ukraine president made Tom Cruise look tall. That’s why he met with him.

[@artembentsionov]

They’re both 5’7”

[@stormn.3798]

That was my 1st thought too. Looks like cruise may have his lifts on.🥾

[@melindac3368]

There's no hope for Sarah. "SAD."

[@leetraviusmckay314]

"I think Sean Spicer going to be on Dancing With The Stars longer than Trump will be in the White House"

[@bobthebuilder9935]

“Cyprus Hill is so ill” hahaha

[@bradleybruvva3021]

It sounded like he was combining sandwich and squidward.

[@squeatley]

Tom Cruise - isn't he the 'poster-boy' for scientology ? And Huckerbee-Sanders is back on the scene. Just saying....

[@oblivion85]

Sean Spicer is having the time of his life!!

[@SmugSuspenders]

Gotta love Spicey :p He somehow came out of all of this with his honor intact :p

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

SANDWICH....WITH EXTRA CHEESE That’s Enough to make you John Revolta🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@joshyd1164]

Please dont stop the spicer jokes i cant stop laughing hahahaha

[@evillyn7895]

I love Fred's segments. The cat's butthole and the follow up email joke were especially hilarious. His silliness is the stuff of legends!

[@cassidyjackson7627]

“Alternative facts” 😂

[@margorgogo]

OMG! John Revolt-a !! 😂🤣😅

[@thectbchannel]

Jimmy got me with "John Revolta." LMAO

[@NevadaBoss]

Question: theoretically, let's say you took some 'shrooms in college, many years ago..is it possible you could you wake up years later and find that a renowned philandering reality tv show host, who used to peddle cheap steaks and fake universities, & show up on the WWE, was now the Leader of the Free World & about to be impeached? Cus that would explain A LOT. (btw..asking for a friend) Bigly.

[@mstessdowney]

😂😂😂

[@mirzamay]

Sounds like a crazy world from sliders. The next one could have lizard ppl ruling in the open and Steven hawking as the lead singer for KISS.

[@jazzx251]

I mildly chuckled at "Idiocracy" - but I never thought it had ANY hope of actually coming true. Same with Robocop Robocop was a biting satire on what a dystopian USA would look like ... it ALL came true (apart from the cyborg cops part)

[@seanfoley7323]

Fred Willard is a national treasure.

[@Rony2453]

"John Revolta" lol

[@oldrrocr]

Brilliant!! Now even my ex-boss can understand.

[@dullesperez9698]

As long as trump is in the white house.jokes write themselves

[@RichWinder-je5xn]

Back when America was Great, our rep was the top rate, for Democracy, and freedom to be, but, now it's all in a crate.

[@rond5379]

Sarah Huckabee sandwich 🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm done

[@notsure1969]

I didn't know that Fred Willard singing Cypress Hill was just what I needed today. Thanks Jimmy.

[@berkpick]

The whistle blower was probably Obama listening in through the microwave

[@margorgogo]

Berkeley Pickell Oh I hope so... it would ONE MORE thing to LOVE about him 💜

[@spencerstrubing8047]

That would be proof that there are adults in the room😂

[@trnharris]

😂

[@rosinamaabih7502]

You don't say !! 🤭😂😂😂😂

[@stewartmullings7139]

It's funny cause Batman is more real than Fox News is news.

[@uno4850]

good one but true

[@sumguy8]

I blew the whistle!

[@donaldtrumpjr1036]

I love how there's a video about trump everyday! This already belongs to my good night routine now. Thanks Jimmy!

[@Montesama314]

The theory of inverse validity is just called "denial", or as kids argue, "nuh uh!"

[@loismccardle4319]

I love jimmy

[@tomasviane3844]

"Insane in the Ukraine"... nice one :D

[@xNightstormx]

ROFL That MAP tho!!! HAHAHA

[@ahlija]

xNightstormx Red Sharpie..!! 😂😂

[@wbhsjajdjwbwb6758]

Me:what am i doing i should be sleeping its 11:28 Jimmy posts a video Me:I can't believe you've done this proceeds to watch the video

[@nadeedmir7160]

Isn't 11:28 too early to sleep?

[@lineseven1197]

Fred Willard!

[@nehageorge9110]

One more for lexicon...theory of inverse validity

[@lilbear6899]

just like their "Alternative Facts" had to laugh my ass off when I heard that one!!!

[@ImadeUlook]

Sarah Huckabee Sandwich says her sandwich is not really in her plate and therefore baseless.

[@123412144]

Jimmy Kimmel: “The theory of.......” My iPhone Siri: “I’m listening”

[@himanijain9977]

Jimmy Kimmel is the best

[@gaildestiny4448]

Trump is the best

[@SRunni_]

That Cat meme with Hilary Clinton hahaha ROTFLMAO!!!

[@elbolivianoconpintadealema214]

Trump makes George w Bush look like a Genius. "Umm , maybe if I give them these transcripts, all the questions about the phone call will go away ! ".

[@d-blockdiaz6206]

Insane in the Ukraine LMAO

[@blackfly1955]

Good to see Fred Willard's still got his chops. Legendary. :)

[@debbiegross3136]

"John Revolta" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

He is just following the Assassins Creed : Nothing is true, everything is permitted

[@artembentsionov]

The whistleblower’s identity is Siri. “I’m sorry, Donald, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

[@crystalshaw8744]

😂😂😂

[@emilvallecillo178]

I love it Shaun Revolta , lmfao!!!!

[@adebrysi]

sean spicer gets the biggest pops on dancing with the stars in the history of that show, period

[@alexlandherr]

So if by “The Theory of Inverse Validity” we all say Trump will not resign, will he?

[@michealbounds550]

Sounds like a class at Trump University

[@Aristotelezz]

Maybe Putin was in the WH for an episode of undercover boss and implicitly did some whistleblowing...

[@ZoggFromBetelgeuse]

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

[@totalt6600]

A stable genius would resign.

[@venomboss7184]

Hey I’ve got question - Can Trump speak Hindi for 1 minute straight without editing?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, he might as well. I assure you he's not speaking English.

[@mrmister1392]

Sean Spicer has absolutely no rythm

[@SmugSuspenders]

Naaawww!!! That's not OK! :o

[@jwoolman5]

Mir Dubya - Dance like nobody is watching. I love goofy enthusiastic dancing.

[@mrmister1392]

@@jwoolman5 even when you're on a show called dancing with the stars watched by millions huh🙄

[@Jackiluv777]

John Revolta? 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lottestouthuysen2510]

I want to thank you Jimmy. I'm from Europe and thanks to you I can follow this whole Trump situation and kind of understand what's going on

[@UnicornCentaur]

I love that Fred Willard's character's office plant looks like weed

[@cardhutt]

lol.. or a maple tree

[@carjam49]

As Sarah HS knows very well, cronyism is entirely legal, so they can stop shrieking about Biden and his son.

[@dwayne4kids550]

Hahahahaha!!! "John Ravolta" 😃

[@bricebelian]

"Donald Jessica Trump" has to be mentioned more often! :-)

[@SalmanKhan-xb7um]

Pls take down the subtitles

[@amethystdawn9476]

Spicer’s got those straight white guy moves.

[@tiernyt2051]

Atleast he don't look angry..

[@shalominthehome92]

Tom Cruise was just meeting the Ukrainian President for advice on his next movie, "Mission Impeachable".

[@unclvinny]

Bless you, Fred Willard.

[@dBro4769]

Remember when Jimmy put on a comedy show and wasn’t a political commentator?

[@oblivion85]

How can Jimmy pass up so much comedy gold?

[@doctorthirteen5727]

I remember when he made fun of other presidents and whiny douchebags like you didn't complain about it.

[@linasithlady7377]

If America starts draining the swamp there will be nobody left in politics.