Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #19

[@TraMy-sq4ss]

"It's not babysitting if they're your kids!" "That's just being a parent!" yaaaas🙌🏻

[@Maungyyuh]

8 ooo 8ball v889 but 8ball v889 is is is the most most important thing got the v889 8ball pool pool v8 into into an v

[@Maungyyuh]

The

[@Maungyyuh]

9

[@charlize1121]

This line was in BBT when howard and bernadette were arguing

[@jeerdezus5991]

Yes it was copied from Big Bang theory

[@emilyfrost8240]

'Parents can get lice? That wasn't in the pamphlet!' LMAO

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

And looks like they do need an exterminator to burn two things: lice and cash

[@justacrlon3963]

I thought he said, lice can get lice?

[@123haninhk]

"I have lice." *backs away with a scary music*

[@huynguyenquang7435]

123haninhk “Bao bao” “My baby” Next thing you know you’re homeless

[@shsaint]

@0:52

[@ksorabbit]

now in 2020, when you are sick

[@gorgeous8821]

"Dear teacher, Paper is paper"

[@CyberDog00]

Arthur Awai fucking hell my own ma told me this

[@Rtmish]

Kevin Yu IDKY but same as mine and I’m pakistani 😂

[@abedisgod]

TRUE

[@littlewiihacker]

She’s right.

[@yvonnequinn8487]

I LOVE HER SIGNATURE ❤

[@bulletguitar2312]

Constance Wu is a national treasure

[@nguyenkaitlyn6364]

Not anymore

[@emilyfan505]

I love her so much

[@jiangao4804]

@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 why?

[@halvey8518]

Jian Gao probably to the fact that the show isn’t airing anymore /:

[@JohnWilliams-dq8pp]

@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 How dare you! She'll always be our finest and most talented and beautiful Asian American actress!

[@sockuraye]

*bao bao* M Y B A B Y

[@massing_august]

"They're the pedophiles of the insect world." Epic!

[@christophergerber2949]

0:28 lol dear teacher paper is paper

[@rahuldhargalkar]

I laughed so hard!

[@FruityHachi]

lol i recycle paper too and i’m white actually a lot of teachers do too where i live why waste paper

[@thevigilante5623]

Touché.

[@yenlim21]

"the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few"

[@Name-dd1wj]

One of the best quotes in the series

[@shakira1682]

utilitarianism

[@kennie3634]

shakira that was a reference to Star Trek

[@bryanr9575]

It’s a quote from Star Trek

[@suchhun]

Real world talk.

[@noorarjmand9493]

“At least poke holes!” “You mean lice doors? No!” Laughing so hard I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@mi_kamera]

"PARENTS CAN GET LICE, THAT WASN'T IN THE PAMPHLET"

[@vivianhuang313]

At least poke air holes You mean lice doors

[@catonfire5010]

No! >:[

[@iviedalazypleb2709]

XD

[@ellefernandez5198]

“I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” 😂😂

[@ventusxzephyr13]

1:45 the cutest part, Evan is so adorable

[@gena5270]

1:44 this had me on the floor, moms can't resist their favorites

[@katnguyen8687]

Everything on this show is so quotable lmao 😂

[@ebonyloveivory]

Frankly, I admire her for doing the paper thing. "Paper IS paper." hahaahhaahhaha

[@tacitus6384]

"All that soda made his blood sweet. You think the lice can resist that?" Hahahaha.

[@amoghcoorg4920]

1:45 Evan: Bao bao. Jessica: My baby.

[@SkidmoreTx]

That Star Trek reference 😂 😂

[@DK-Joe]

Ik, I loved it 👏👏

[@Pheelyp]

[@bryanblaschek9752]

My head started itching while watching the video. It’s weird cause it was itching before the video too. Oh wait...

[@aliyahassan5179]

Dramatic background music

[@minjosof]

nani

[@priscillajimenez27]

*gasp* 😨👩‍🚀

[@starshine9842]

Weird Random Videos: 😀😀😀😮

[@Chimichinking]

*P A P E R I S P A P E R*

[@missyb9526]

1:59 Evan's scream tho ahahahaha

[@theunsalted9195]

My husband. “i did my laundry, and brought the kid his toothpicks”. Yup, just being a parent. No extra points. I should be like “I rubbed down his eczema with coconut oil” “cleaned the bathroom drains of all the hair” “add your dinner and plate” “starched and ironed your clothes” “fed and put the kids to bed before i left for work” “made sure you had the debt card so you could get gas and lunch today....” “cut out the coupons for all your favorite restaurants that you go to for lunch and alphabetized them in a nice plastic box that you can keep in the work truck” “made you and your work mates brownies” on and on and on

[@tinydough8746]

The Unsalted And worked 8 hours in an office.

[@tinydough8746]

And you did what again..? Lol, cute.

[@daniellemhall1358]

Hi I know I don't know you but I want you to know you're awesome. Have a good day an I hope this message finds you well.

[@ShredPenguins]

@@tinydough8746 Done both. Parenting is way harder than the vast majority of jobs, and I've done everything from aerospace to marine electrician to paper pusher.

[@benb9635]

@@ShredPenguins Jobs are more or less predictable. Kids? Yeah, good luck lol.

[@TheFrogsmithf]

Him:"my mum likes to reuse paper" Me being Chinese:"isn't that normal "

[@buckcheep]

Smith. A well known Chinese family name dating back to the Ming dynasty. Sure.

[@theman1051]

@@buckcheep hes half, look at his shorts video

[@joeya317]

"my mom likes to recycle paper, she wrote a note on the bottom" "dear teacher, paper is paper" 😂

[@TellEmB290]

I love how Honey's husband is just the archetypal boomer.

[@yourfriendlyneighbour3485]

"Exactly what! Louis I thought we were a team" And I appreciate that? That's....

[@jamicierra]

you mean lice doors? no.

[@jessekimxx]

0:33 yaaahh my mom did that too and wrote her signature hahahahaha

[@dosman3458]

"lice doors" I'm dying!!!

[@herosive8762]

Paper is paper That had me crying and laughing in my bed for 12minutes

[@ryanjstannard]

“Dear Teacher, Paper is paper.” I’m having flashbacks LOL

[@nohemimunguia6262]

I live in a Mexican household and when one of my 7 siblings has lice we don't get rid of any of the stuff we just wash them and get rid of our lice with a comb or by hand

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Plus...lice don't like us.

[@iosephus2588]

In a slavic household, you just completely shave all the infected. No hair, no lice!

[@アイシャ-x9n]

“House good! You buy!” Lmao😂

[@pancon9947]

i swear everything Jessica says is brilliant

[@Noname-bp3xq]

Kid: HAAH at least poke air holes at the top Jessica: YOU MEAN LICE DOORS NO!?!?!?

[@Xylarxcode]

Ah, yes, the 90's lice scare. I actually got to stay home for a week because my dad was afraid I'd get lice at school (to be fair, they were really going all around at the time). It was awesome. A week of nothing but videogames and TV shows. And then I got my homework backlash and it was... significantly less awesome. Managed to escape the lice, though.

[@gokhenalter]

0:38 dear teacher , paper is paper

[@moon-hp9uq]

‘Baobao’ ‘My baby’ *me with my doggy*

[@hegdeaahana7603]

"paper is paper" - constance wu (2019)

[@jckcc]

1:45 This is the most emotional Jessica I've seen

[@archanami007]

The more I watch these videos clips the more I want to watch the whole show.

[@kafigupt]

1:48 😂😂😂😂 I love Evan

[@MrMowky]

He's so cute!

[@민하늘-i8o]

He's sooo cute

[@tshirt9872]

“Then we’ll have lice together.” ... that is the most disgusting and romantic line I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@wilbertfoe6504]

🖖🏻 🖖🏻 I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few

[@suchhun]

Her handwriting is LIT ✨✨😍

[@erisa8407]

"parents can get lice? that wasn't in the pamphlets" PLEASE HHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Youtubegh56]

I know... I've always known😂😂😂

[@ios_simple3732]

Lisa Kimoni as I saw your comment I was up to that part

[@ItsThomasGabriel]

I can't get over that recycled paper 😂 Because that is so true.

[@purplecatinlove1900]

I got lice in summer school my parent cut my hair short and I lost my favorite toys😭

[@MariaSilva-xl2kq]

Why did you loose your toys?

[@purplecatinlove1900]

Maria Silva after my stuff animals were washed the dryer distorted their fluffiness and they were never the same its like when you wash the fur on your coat the dryer makes it look like a cottonball

[@mylingnovels8000]

I never got lice but my parents cut my hair anyway and i lost my toys too.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

I remember the days vividly when my mom used to cut my hair when I was really little, but that was before she decided to take me to an actual barbershop.

[@vinicio6070]

@@mylingnovels8000 z

[@christopherscott5152]

😂😂😂😂😂The long live and prosper sign had me

[@taiwandashcam2819]

0:30 true, my mum saves all the blank side of the paper, and use it as normal paper

[@mollymanning677]

Imagine you were looking at a property description and all it said was, "House good. You buy."

[@JeremyGalloway]

"FOTB Funny Moments #19" aka "Constance Wu telling all the jokes and looking fine as hell for 4 minutes"

[@fanchat777]

Jessica's character is awesome. She's great and absolutely beautiful. ❤

[@ZombieLeo94]

Dear teacher Paper is paper Sounds like something I do 😂

[@Gg-qx3vo]

0:16 At first I heard Louis saying Jewish 😂😂😂

[@nak5218]

No one is going to talk about the coming dear part? omg I'm dying

[@JudyTheAlien]

I had lice and my grandma combed it out.

[@s.phirumakatobeaye7159]

JudyTheAlien that’s how people in Asia do

[@DiaN-do3jm]

having lice together sounds like the perfect solution

[@martinacosta3821]

you just have to put vinegar on the head and that's it, no biggie (and for whatever reason i can't stop scratching my head)

[@amoongus689]

Constance Wu is hilarious

[@patrickrad1735]

Great job 👏

[@benji7449]

team Lessica😂😂😂😂

[@Tzupangg]

the paper part is so like my household

[@patrickrad1735]

Great job

[@patrickrad1735]

Biggest fan ever

[@Mushyroomss]

0:34 I can totally relate to this

[@nicholasgeorge1]

“Eddie it’s the middle of the day what are you doing here”

[@mikeweber2024]

So this is what John Krasinski did after The Office?

[@revanair6858]

😂😂

[@advisedgnu69backup72]

0:56 I have lice😂

[@aayushs.taehyung4631]

2:09 That squirm in her voice That's hard to mimic

[@rahimabegum5139]

1:46 hold baby

[@bubbletea5097]

lmao it's just like the pandemic where we are avoiding each other because we're scared of contracting "lice"

[@y_.0731]

When Eddie gets the corona virus 0:58

[@MrJ0mmy]

please don't cancel this show its one of the last good shows on tv

[@peachykeen3744]

"you mean lice doors? No"

[@michaelbryant8358]

The needs of the many out weighs the needs of the few

[@xxprologancool3538]

0:56 When you have COVID

[@joshuaellery6167]

She was right. When they mentioned live, my head begun getting itchy.

[@cormacheffernan5861]

0:36 imagine being ginger and a browns fan. God can be cruel

[@mrdriver2988]

Dear teacher paper is paper: *I actually can't* 😂🤣🤣😂

[@larryjessop5134]

first time ever seeing this sitcom but I love it

[@ewanbird1847]

The noise at 0:05 and 0:11 sounds like when you hit a Minecraft boat

[@Noname-bp3xq]

Luiseca 😂❤️

[@BolsaDeCarne]

Constance Wu is hooot! 😍

[@tuanduychu2968]

1996: i have lice 2020: i have corona

[@TastyGamingQc]

"They're the pedophile of the insect world." Hahahaha xD

[@tomaf]

She always looks gorgeous, but with that hair cap, DAYUMM!!!

[@changjiang3152]

I love Jessica's hoodies

[@aleenagohar1161]

0:52 *they should of done this with the coronavirus version*

[@nykVLOGYIES2.0-_-]

i love how she went my babyyy

[@rebeccaatkins2514]

Paper is paper. Lol 😊😊😊😂😂😂

[@lilahdog568]

Why is Louis wearing grandma glasses? Lmao

[@CookieMonster05045]

how many times did you scratch your head in this video

[@rbivgq1734]

Ok the Star Trek Spock reference was great.

[@ethunhugh1758]

3:41 That's what She said

[@y_.0731]

When Eddie has Covid 19 0:58

[@sueleung6819]

All time favorite Louis wong is a funny guy Jessica Wong is funny too and lots of goosebumps

[@kyler9078]

Sue Leung *huang

[@salmon2518]

Its been 5 years since ive had lice