Friendcast Clips: "Dunking On Pat!"

[@lucasl3657]

5:52 Paige: "You used to play BASKETBALL. Were you the basketball?" Paige, I have never laughed so hard at Pat. Thank you.

[@Judgementxxx]

Major burn by Paige lol

[@Adriangabs]

That was my favorite moment lol

[@i.147]

this was so brutal

[@lowpolybreakfast]

That was absolutely savage, fucking hilarious

[@DesertZero]

I just got to this part on my way to work this morning, and it was laugh out loud funny to me. I was so happy to see that this was clipped for youtube so I can hear it again.

[@SunfishV]

"WERE YOU THE BASKETBALL??" Paige. KEEP ON THAT.

[@nastylittlecritter]

TrueGreed the Rawest fucking comeback I’ve ever heard in my life

[@GatsuRage]

man if I EVER find a gf like her I will marry her that instant... instant bully me 24/7? bring it on!

[@nathanmarshall745]

So according to pat, if i'm ever being mugged and a midget tries to help i can officially go "No tiny man! Go get help! You're too short!" and he'd be fine with it

[@Babymech]

Well yeah. He'd be fine with it. You, on the other hand, would be mugged. I fail to see how you caught Pat out here.

[@nathanmarshall745]

Babymech2 I....that's....aw dammit that's a good point

[@AdmiralBetas]

@@nathanmarshall745 Remember-- Yoshikage Pat just wants to live a peaceful life

[@pairaitowo]

Paige confirmed 5th best friend after [REDACTED]

[@codussigma]

i assume 1-4 are Pat, Mat, Woolie, and Plague

[@SolemnBravadoReal]

Chris Benoit was a best friend?

[@brainflash1]

Benoit forgot the cookies?

[@diegomedina9637]

@@brainflash1 He forgot the Cookies way too many times, so Matt got rid of him if you catch my drift.

[@pyropoyo]

weeagona I really miss [REDACTED], I wish they’d at least bring him back to finish the [DATA EXPUNGED] LP

[@cynical_perks8725]

We need more people like Woolie and those two dudes.

[@Babymech]

Three almost identical white dudes. Surely they're siblings?

[@Reqqqqqs]

I mean, the odds of them being related to Woolie are shockingly high.

[@harris2210]

I’m too short I’ll go get help

[@TDub057]

8:31 For those who don't remember, when Adam was on the podcast (256) Woolie asked him if he had a horse mask and Adam said: mayyyyyybeeeee Retroactive hilarity!

[@JeedyJay]

Thumbing this up (phrasing?) didn't seem like quite enough approval for you actually numbering the episode, so here's an extra thank you - *thank you.*

[@CheezVT]

Sometimes I completely forget that Paige and Adum are siblings. Like when Adum was working on the Kimba video and Paige said in a stream "bruh it took like 2 whole weeks of constant watching to get it done, it was terrible"

[@KevlarCaviar]

@@CheezVT Wait, WHAT?

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@CheezVTAre they actually related or are you just shittin?

[@ElPsychoDog]

After watching their last video. It makes me feel uneasy watching this again, knowing this probably happened after Matt and Pat split and them knowing SBF is over.

[@DatAsuna]

Pat was indeed the basketball

[@PunishedBlake]

Not a very good one. He cost me the game when I was little and those shitty underdog kids won, beating us experienced young basketball players.

[@inunyx5229]

Woolie's uncomfortable, shifting eyes is the best.

[@Kevinblue035]

pat: I was jokingly threatening to beat my wife to death in a public street as loud as i possibly could, i had no idea this could possibly go wrong woolie, looking up at the sky like "god give me the strength to endure these caucasian shenanigans"

[@Adriangabs]

I wish Paige would be on the podcast more often, her interaction with Pat is just endearing. Mostly because she always has the upper hand. Kudos to those two samaritans and Woolie for trying to do the right thing

[@convolutedclarity]

I love the interactions, it would be cool to see her on the podcasts with them more often, some of those burns had me giggling.

[@Adriangabs]

@@convolutedclarity Paige to Pat is like Bakugo's Mom is to Bakugo lol

[@MrDredme]

@@Adriangabs especially the part were they're related

[@DisplayName317]

Go watch her guesting on Clemps' podcast if you haven't seen that. She tells the story of the worst week ever, which included: almost killing herself with medication, repeatedly getting mistaken for a prostitute, getting hospitalized, and being groped and assaulted by a drunk lesbian.

[@convolutedclarity]

@@DisplayName317 that podcast was rough, I feel bad because it's like paige is a magnet for crazies and injuries.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Everyday is a day to dunk on Pat.

[@TophatGamerVideos]

It's easy, coz he's short.

[@JeedyJay]

There are so many segments like this, it's like he wants us to know that he deserves it.

[@WandererRedux]

Damn it, I read that with the rhythm of the _"Everyday's great at your Junes"_ tune and now I can't get it out of my head. I'll have to considering getting a lobotomy if symptoms persist 😔.

[@DevonPalmer98]

The basketball burn is the hottest I’ve seen in 2018

[@Babymech]

Here's an actual burn. You can enjoy it in 2018 too. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqa5Xnimgbtribc

[@swagtasticpanda]

It's hard to put into scope due to video, but pat's height makes it *_really_* hard to be threatening.

[@convolutedclarity]

There's also the fact that he never seems totally serious. In heated discussions with woolie, he could be yelling his little baby lungs off and you never really think he's actually that mad.

[@vistea1]

@@convolutedclarity I actually think it's pretty cute when Pat tries to yell.

[@awesometown1000]

vistea1 Pat yelling is like that video of the squeaking desert frog

[@JoninJordan]

For those wondering, he's 5'2.

[@MattManDX1]

4:10 I just love Woolie's death stare towards Pat for that monologue

[@theendoftheworldasweknowit3858]

I fucking love Peach. She should literally be the 4th best friend.

[@thewraithwriter22]

The End of the World as We Know It sad anime tears

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES THAT MAKE PAT BOWSER. Think about it red headed anger reptile!

[@HibHab69]

MFW people forget Liam

[@theendoftheworldasweknowit3858]

I’m trying to... I’m trying to remember. It hurts. My thoughts rebel.

[@jaykelley103]

stop

[@DuhVietMan]

We need an animation of Pat jumping and biting Abdul's face or Pat as a basketball.

[@vistea1]

Get Plauge on this!

[@DisplayName317]

@@vistea1 Plague is already working on an animation (which includes Paige, but only as a voice). He said it'll probably be done three months from now.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

Why not Pat biting Abdul's face AS a basketball?

[@whiteblacklight9603]

Also reminder that Paige has lupus inside of her. Lupus = wolf. Therefore, she's a wolfkin. That's why she was in Furfest.

[@Zach0451]

They should name all future podcast segments "Dunking on Pat", I bet the revenue on the channel would easily double

[@Kangaexe99]

0+0 = 0

[@elissava5959]

Its honestly the reason i clicked on this, I usually dont watch the podcast vids

[@darksuntoggafhd9947]

What future podcast segments?

[@LordFends]

You got your wish. All the podcast segments from this point onward were named Dunking on Pat.

[@Zach0451]

@@LordFends Crazy Talk Requiem has a new power

[@Babymech]

I think Woolie honestly believes he's dunking on Pat, when it's actually just lukewarm water off a tiny red duck's back. The only one who could get underneath Pat's skin was Liam.

[@Iskaral1]

Is that why Liam quit, cos of Pat?

[@d4c935]

Plague and Paige are also good at getting under his skin.

[@LeocobraRM]

the psychiatrist roast still burn deep within him

[@EviIPaladin]

@@LeocobraRM The psychiatrist roast is still the most I've laughed at any SBFP related tomfoolery. Followed by those two (2) moments in XCOM2 (you know the moments) and TRIPLLLLLLLLLLLLE TRIAAAAAAAAAAAD.

[@drudle]

That's because Liam is young and innocent and Pat is basically the old man from Up.

[@Eco419]

Make Paige a regular Matt

[@iller3]

Or atleast make Matt a regular

[@spinningchurro]

At least she is engaged in the fucking conversation instead of being glued to the smartphone.

[@overlord165]

I would love to se Matt be dethroned by Paige

[@perkyoranges250]

Oof

[@Auctorian]

@@OpticalJesu5 are you a wizard? What kind of dark powers do you have control of to make such a random wish come true?

[@admiralpepper6933]

Benefits of having Paige on Best Friends: Fun spousal abuse on both sides, weird chatter, Bigger Pat, is a female clone of Pat, burgers and mustards ahoy, *_DUNK ON PAT._* Weaknesses: Confused over simple puzzles, is a female Matt/Pat at times or all the time.

[@SuicidalSpartan00]

Don't forget the lupus

[@admiralpepper6933]

@@SuicidalSpartan00 _And_ don't forget the ever looming Lupus, thank ya.

[@iller3]

...and Woolie not having a TagTeam partner to counter balance out the SOULLESSNESS

[@ArmorKuma]

Pat is Cyberdwarf confirmed

[@dullroar2673]

The dating service worked out pretty nice for him

[@Minatoleekrinaze]

This was easily one of my favorite podcast episodes. Easily. I was in tears.

[@tomhchamp]

I laughed so hard when I first heard the basketball burn I thought I gave myself a hernia. Well done, Paige

[@Mantis47]

Everyone is focusing on the basketball burn, but let's appreciate 3:30 "on what legs?"

[@cavco]

Yeah, today is not the perfect moment to watch this and still laugh...

[@charliec.1347]

For Christmas, I want someone good with ceramics to make me a tiny little garden gnome designed in Pat's likeness so he can protect my home from Ol' Saint Nick Cage's evil goblin army.

[@diegomedina9637]

Dunking on Pat should be a national sport

[@brainflash1]

Pat yells at Paige the same way we yell at Matt when he plays Kingdom Hearts.

[@Antonicane]

**Sees title** "Isn't that just the whole channel?"

[@CthomasMega]

I think that's what the brawls were for

[@IJustWatchVideosHere]

Paige: *sass* You used to play basketball? Pat: I used to play basketball. Paige: Were you the basketball? Pat: *loses it* Favourite moment ever. 😆

[@-THE_META]

Okay, I see why they love each other.

[@artthefarter]

I find it oddly fitting that the last podcast was without Matt.....

[@bellboy64]

It's amazing that that moment played out in my head exactly how it sounded on the podcast. I could picture Pat doubling over, I could picture the moment of him setting down what he was holding because he was still chuckling. Wonderful!

[@TROPHYEARNER]

Coming back, as always, to appreciate Paige’s absolutely legendary roast

[@gartzilla]

"Were you the basketball?" may have been the greatest zinger on Pat I have ever witnessed on this channel. That was amazing.

[@shino933]

Were you the basketball? Oh my god it gets me every single time. Thank you page

[@codyacker4040]

"When you're a child; you can commit violent crimes and get in no trouble." --- Pat from SBFP 2018. Paige's face after listening to that was also pretty funny.

[@fabianwareinc1171]

“Everything is okay, just look at him.” Lmao

[@jcace13]

“Were you the basketball?” Excuse me while I choke to death on my cereal.

[@cookiebandit18]

The basketball comeback lives rent free in my head

[@Infusions]

"The Would-Be Hero" is a great title for a hero struggling for work.

[@julianmarquez7962]

I feel like that 's a C class hero from One Punch Man.

[@crumdogy]

Blessings on you, Woolie, for not cutting off that conversation before Paige got out the basketball burn.

[@farrellcityking1]

Paige has always been the best but that basketball quip is complete confirmation. 😂

[@Rizer911]

Paige has said many brilliant things on camera. But God damn, "were you the basketball" is the hardest she ever made me laugh.

[@X_Blake]

Paige should come back again. Loved her on this weeks episode.

[@MarbleVirus]

There is something so wonderful about Paige stopping Pat argument completely with that zinger. It was so good that even the burn victim had to stop and recognize it

[@KeystheDragon]

I’m glad my first friendcast talked about my favorite con! What a pleasant surprise.

[@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

5'2 pat you keep getting shorter and shorter every video. I remember when you said you were 5'4, then 5'3 and now 5'2 hahah

[@whiteblacklight9603]

By the end of 2019, his height will be listed as "woolie hole".

[@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

@@whiteblacklight9603 Crazy Talk must now be so powerful as to retroactively affect his physical height.

[@diegomedina9637]

Pat: I feel like I'm getting taller. *Crazy Talk activates* That's Wrong Pat. Pat: FUCK.

[@danieln6613]

He can shrink depending on the situation, for example if someone in the area is acting like an asshole, Pat can shrink to be tinier than that person and have a good excuse for running away.

[@whiteblacklight9603]

@@danieln6613 Is this [CRAZY TALK]'s ACT 2 ability?

[@Wanderer_of_Sol]

I went to a fur con a few years ago with some friends and had no idea what to expect. It was awesome. Big money smash tournament. There was a full catering table full of free bacon. Three nights of different musical entertainment (Rock show, comedy/music, and a rave). The artist ally was unlike anything I'd ever seen at any other con. And the atmosphere was the most relaxed and openly friendly I'd ever seen. It was awesome.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

I hear dunking on Pat and I think of trampoline basketball: Matt; Woolie; Liam & Peach are all doing 360 windmill dunks as Pat stands underneath red-faced while screaming "they're all a bunch of cheaters" and that he'd wreck them if this game had tank controls!

[@jacobl4699]

Pat’s sister is really funny

[@cameroncorrigan5557]

Haha fucking cold as ice with that hot fire of a burn. Even Pat tries not to lose it laughing his ass off it was so perfect. I think Paige just gave everyone a passive buff after witnessing this.

[@whiteblacklight9603]

Dunking on Pat, or as it also known, Irish leprechaun basketball.

[@richardjohnson8991]

This clip is ancient but Pat's "blossom" and Woolie's "ferment" flies absolutely stealth bomber under the radar but is the second funniest statement in this clip

[@DrWildlife]

Daft-Punk Foxy Wolfy Creature reporting in! First time hearing of y'all but, a friend pointed me in your direction after noticing this clip mentioned me. If you ever have any questions about my suit or where the idea came from, feel free to reach out!

[@BiaXia]

Your suit is amazing!! had to look you up through Google to see your suit. I can't imagine how long it took to you to make it.

[@bakatsugu]

The worst possible timing. LOL

[@JeedyJay]

7:56 - "Yiffing! :D"

[@SolarBeamGleam]

I would love to see Matt, Pat, and Woolie with all their significant others on a Newlywed type gameshow/podcast.

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

Like terrace house?

[@ProvostZarakov]

Things that will never happen

[@hatsunemikufanboy]

dunking on pat aka dribbling the ball

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

I've been on BOTH sides of "Hey you're not being cool bro" vs "we're a couple this is our thing" and it is both the most warm and fuzzy yet totally awkward situation at the same time.

[@MechaHobo]

Pat: "I used to play basketball" Peach: "Were you the basketball?" Fucking ace!

[@Qthedude16]

BasketBoivin

[@christhechilled]

So Paige replace Matt but didn't tho

[@joshsleezeYT]

Pat: "I used to play basketball" Paige: "Were you the basketball?" Paige had me dying!!!

[@fibblestix]

Wow, as a fan of the current CSB, and old SBF and Destiny, hearing Paige say she's friends with Adam and Dick is SUCH a world clash I would never expect!

[@JackPoppy]

This was literally my favorite dynamic on the podcast. You have the straight man in Woolie, and two fucking lunatics who hate/love each other.

[@NobleLucy]

That's a weird way to write "Everyday" for the title

[@TheIdiotBox.]

Patsketball is my new favorite blood sport

[@AlfredoTaken]

Now that's a title I can get behind

[@free8388]

God I love how Paige can just dunk like that then pretend nothing happened a second later

[@dragamation3266]

"musky husky" I fucking DIED

[@lightbringer34]

I did not expect Paige to know this much about furries. But she's dating a basketball, so who knows what she's into?

[@MegaTyler93]

Dunking on Pat? My favorite past time.

[@GeneralChaosBR]

who knew woolie was a hero?

[@PoppaBoogaloo]

Holy shit, Peach was so funny here!

[@ryanoleynik5041]

I love Woolie's nonchalant attitude as Pat talks about biting people's faces with zero consequences. He makes it seem like a common, and hardly notable, occurrence at school. Canada must be wild. We Americans need to take a hearty dose of bath salts before we get the courage to do some serious face biting.

[@MightyMatrix]

10:05 I think I know the exact furry suit you're talking about. Her name name is Dr. Wildlife and they're a zookeeper in the Dallas Zoo here. Really cool person.

[@CloakofAuron]

Pat and Paige were made for each other. I swear to god they should just stream their daily activities and make a sitcom out of that shit, the two of them make me DIE. XD

[@tylerblair318]

I was kinda wondering why Matt wasn’t on the podcast and now it makes sense. 😢

[@Ravensgale]

I love it because the banter between Pat and Paige is pretty much me and my girlfriend's back and forth.

[@jackpollard550]

I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CLICK ON THIS VIDEO FAST ENOUGH.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Yep it the one down side of being w big dude. Some couple start cursing super loud on the bus head slow start to rotate towards me. Just one big sigh and tie down anything loose.

[@realpatriot1769]

@@jaykelley103 Lets assume english is not his first language, instead of calling him retarded just yet.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

@@jaykelley103 oh no I speak English I'm just using voice to type and it doesn't recognize my accent. I'm from the carribean.

[@Zaylovesu2]

So Adum is part of the SBF Canon now? That's pretty cool I guess

[@KreuzDrache]

"Were you the basketball?" MY SIDES

[@Yami-no-Raiden]

6:05 wait, what the fuck? I'm IN Philadelphia and I didn't even know about this shit!

[@divinityd662]

Im so happy you clipped this.

[@ZerberusKnight]

>Went to a furcon >Not one stunk Furries with respect for those around them and their nostrils? I smell a liar

[@BigAdam2050]

Paige slyly throws out the line after Pat says "I'm short so I run away" , "On what legs" and I fucking lost it while driving. Paige has no chill..

[@kurtking8046]

the best part is its completely the opposite on her streams. pat is always giving her shit

[@TheNocturnal1]

Well....shit

[@AbuOmar]

I bet you Pat has a mean overhand right like most short stocky dudes.

[@07actual]

Pat is like the weirdest fucking combination of DiU Yoshikage Kira and the fleamen from Castlevania.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Kudos to those guys for not being dumb enough to attack on pure assumption

[@kaizerdeath12]

Pat becomes the man who he constantly makes fun of yet again.

[@BarkNoir]

Pat is just a ginger Cyberdwarf from Barkley Gaiden

[@goldenboy9748]

Yes let us all dunk on pat.

[@chrissmith9167]

Pat says this, but I know a couple of short jacked wrestler guys that could probably lay the average guy flat. When they get in to shoot for a grapple they move especially fast like mice or cockroaches since they're small and low to the ground.

[@b.barnesws8149]

Woolie feels so awkward when they argue lol

[@DrErikNefarious]

I'm pretty sure Pat's Dad, who was a boxer, is super proud of his son. For this, the ariel thing and dropping toilet paper into the toilet.

[@Blackcloud288]

Thnx Matt