FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

[@yourlocalcapricorn6277]

"Can I vent?" "Yeah sure." My mom randomly screaming no in the background

[@russianagent1315]

Amogus

[@vendor0197]

@@russianagent1315 red sus

[@clara-lovescats319]

@@vendor0197 sussy baka 😏

[@straightbusta2609]

Vent

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@russianagent1315 so funny 😐

[@boringstuff2541]

Fun fact cuties: Nutella can have more sugar than some candy and can increase your heart attack rate

[@reality8934]

True

[@ceekayli]

I had 2 Nutella filled donuts yesterday 😰

[@uniklyme]

@@ceekayli Count your days👿

[@fishtickler]

thanks for the info bro

[@Feller19]

I eat nutella everyday and I'm still alive 😎

[@kdjsaghdsgldshfsljfh]

The people who has the year long call must’ve had a lot of dedication to be on a call for an entire year

[@shi7818]

srry but its probably inspect element the longest i can last is just a month i would quit LMAO

[@jessmurphy2022]

agred

[@drm.himself]

No shit.

[@drm.himself]

@@shi7818 No shit.

[@raspberrynightmare4454]

Bro that’s what I was thinking, wasn’t just laughing at the joke, was genuinely wondering how that happened and how careful they had to be

[@bixby9844]

When Fainted call us cuties : *Everyone* *liked* *that*

[@negus...]

No, I find it weird

[@4thi13]

Hey bixby Are you siri

[@covsu9013]

Astolfo

[@covsu9013]

@@bixby9844 why

[@nerrahh]

@@covsu9013 Astolfo

[@velocity1425]

Imagine being added to a random family group chat for real though

[@velocity1425]

@Lotus I don't click links sorry

[@velocity1425]

@wow yea most likely

[@velocity1425]

@wow yep tryna get ip addresses and personal information

[@goodday3185]

@Lotus Guys don’t click the link it’s not KZbin’s actual link.

[@velocity1425]

@wow yeah clicking one is risky bc they might get your ip depending on what it is

[@avrilakoijam4471]

can we talk about how suga is chilling over that glass of milk jungkook hold and oh milk had the highest sale that day

[@Hamlethamiltonhamilson_III]

I was wondering it is funny

[@ksmellyz]

I thought that was a bts member....

[@Hamlethamiltonhamilson_III]

@@ksmellyz it is

[@idiott101]

What the fu-

[@carljohnson2146]

Suga is cnm in the Philippines which explains the milk no hate just joke lol

[@quandaledingle5543]

“A free glass of milk” Me: Nooo it’s a free glass of milk with extra suga

[@namjesus7321]

HAHA

[@Justkeepswimminghehe]

Very sweet

[@Elicamposs]

*I see what you did there*

[@sunshinesam6399]

PLEASE I-

[@Peppermynt.]

Suga ma nu-

[@revan950]

Fainted: School WiFi is trash Me: For a couple hundred people using it at once surrreee

[@codeblue6925]

In my school a couple thousand and it can load youtube videos at like 480p easily

[@abbiereynolds8016]

You guys were allowed to use the school WiFi? In my school the only reason I was able to know the password was because this guy in our friend group had permission to use a laptop for his schoolwork, I can't remember if he was autistic or something but to use the laptop he needed the wifi. He wasn't supposed to tell us the password but he did anyway.

[@codeblue6925]

@@abbiereynolds8016 lol

[@alorielumia8559]

at my high school we where 500 and honestly the wifi was sssoooo slow. But at my college we are a lot more than that and everything works so fast it's amazing.

[@mayte250]

In my school we have like 5 different wifis 💀

[@stargirlpng]

"a free glass of milk" no no. not JUST a free glass of milk. a free glass of wilk WITH a mini min yoongi in it. very legit.

[@7대취타7]

I'm so glad someone else noticed-

[@yoongisbiatch9502]

@@7대취타7 I thought I was the only one who saw it for a sec there-

[@zenzi1675]

PLS I was looking for this comment

[@minyoongi6661]

I WAS SCREAMING WHEN I SAW IT HAHAHSBDJDBJF

[@stargirlpng]

@@minyoongi6661 omgg yoongi i didnt know you were here 😭

[@oxhyegen135]

two questions. 1) yoongi? 🤨 and 2) where can I find a glass of milk with min yoongi on top of it? asking for a friend 😃

[@bloxqms691]

Mhm sure buddy "for a friend" Hm.. but I rlly don't blame you tho....who wouldn't want a free glass of milk with that dude in it? 😃✋

[@oxhyegen135]

@@bloxqms691 any other drink is fine. it just has to be min suga 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@beatifulk4260]

1) Yes 2) Idk but life goes onnnnnnnnn 😞😩 3) I'd be yours 😁

[@captainwaa7274]

Every time he says “cuties” I gain back all the brain cells I lost from my time on the internet

[@Daisukesnumber1fan]

Same

[@Sean-rt1uv]

8:22 thank you for featuring me in the vid, it’s an honor

[@MasterLagoz]

Depending on your medical condition, everything aches after 20.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

37 at most

[@Berrypeachy]

That glass of milk looking kinda.. Yummy..

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಪ3ಟ]

its cuz of the yoongi effect💪

[@iluvedhelms]

@@ಠ_ಠ-ಪ3ಟ *not me thinkin it was suga*

[@deniseechu6987]

@@iluvedhelms they are the same person 😭…

[@axoltheartist]

I thought you were going to say thicc, and now I feel betrayed.

[@minniestfu]

not jungkook's glass of milk with yoongles in it 😭😭

[@helloladies5785]

Lmao was that Yoongi in the glass of milk 💀

[@armyismyname3812]

Yes

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಪ3ಟ]

YEAH LMFAO

[@Armymin_13]

OMG YOONGI IN THE GLASS OF MILK-

[@aydenfrfr183]

You know your day gets better when Fainted calls us cuties

[@littlemisscypris]

A class of milk with suga in it - *oh.-*

[@dwaekkiboi]

I had to look again to make sure i was actually seeing Yoongi and i wasn't going insane 😭✋

[@mirubts]

@@dwaekkiboi me too i was shocked lmaoo

[@mirubts]

@@dwaekkiboi isn't that pic of milk also the pic jungkook posted?

[@dwaekkiboi]

@@mirubts wait what- it is?

[@mirubts]

@@dwaekkiboi yes! i believe he posted it on twitter after dynamite was released

[@GasolineLicker]

That “JOHN WICK IS IN THE MATRIX 4” text got me raging.

[@igloo2695]

Gotta love those random number texts

[@Grizzly8505]

0:53 my school wifi is better than my home wifi

[@arcadekiller9241]

Dail up

[@TheDigimonGuy]

The k boy is like a digimon It has 5 forms Kmon Kekmon Kpomon Kepomon Kpopmon

[@itiswhatitismindset]

PLEASE IN THE END IT JUST EVOLVES INTO JOHNNY BUT 9FT

[@TheDigimonGuy]

@@itiswhatitismindset what

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@TheDigimonGuy uh no I was just manifesting in kpop

[@TheDigimonGuy]

@@itiswhatitismindset no I was referring to the fact that digimon only have 5 stages

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@TheDigimonGuy yeah I get you imagine this, I don't exist, we haven't met, I was never manifesting 9ft johnny

[@yibohq9689]

yes! I've finally evolved from fun kboy to kpop stan!

[@dannyaguiIar]

Thanks for the glass of milk, my dad left to get it after I was born, he’s still looking for it

[@Daisukesnumber1fan]

My biological dad did the same thing

[@xXLightvsDeathXx]

That was the smoothest K-pop joke I have ever seen, “going to BTS out of you” (Beat the shit)

[@dwightlover1359]

0:20 bro thats- thats jungkook from bts holding the glass😭 and yoongi is laying in it... wgard

[@Duckedere.]

OMG JUNGKKOK FROM UNDERTALE😳😳😳

[@dwightlover1359]

no jungkook from animal crossing😡

[@Duckedere.]

@@dwightlover1359 amogus.😃

[@chrisiscool]

Yoooo I wanted to find this comment! Lol

[@ermijustdidurmom]

1:03 wait till he sees who else played the protaginist in the other matrix

[@Soullo211]

Fainted, don’t forget that you’re also a cutie

[@lawrenceamvs6573]

0:45 My WiFi is the most disgustingly annoying thing I've ever used like Jesus I can't even watch at 480p without some buffering

[@chloekimoska3657]

2:31 , why is this how my dad texts me, like he's so blunt and dry

[@nayelhimurcia4070]

Is that SUGA from BTS in the glass of milk at 0:22 ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarcyVA]

10:10 OMG THAT PERSON HAS A HELLUVA BOSS PFP! I LOVE HELLUVA BOSS!

[@aquamarinetangerine]

Damn that's crazy

[@bunuelodqeso]

👍

[@fortheloveofgodpleasehelpme]

That’s my girlfriend. I took the screenshot.

[@bunuelodqeso]

@@fortheloveofgodpleasehelpme mmm yeah

[@fortheloveofgodpleasehelpme]

@@bunuelodqeso what?

[@minturtle9170]

0:22 is that- yeah it is a glass of milk with some min yoongi on it. very legit.

[@coyowasted9997]

Before thanks giving I was randomly added into a group chat and I didn’t know who they were. They said we will meet up at “Sally’s house” but I had no idea who that was. They also said sum about Sally’s kids having to work on that day.😂😂

[@janism2008]

Yoongi on top of the milk? Yep, very legit.

[@dayra693]

Milk with some suga' on top 😌

[@staroryx3395]

YOONGI IS SWIMING IN THEE MILK :0

[@crashedFM]

this really tells me how many people are dying in Syria, thank you fainted

[@Ella-xv3uz]

I got so caught off guard with yoongi in the mill

[@ambrin1885]

Subscribed, still waiting on my glass of milk

[@WilliamHaist]

John wick is literally Keanu Reeves... The original actor in ALL the matrix movies who played Neo, the main character.... Tell me you've never watched the first 3 movies without telling me you've never watched the first 3 movies.

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಪ3ಟ]

where tf is my milk with yoongi laying on it ??

[@letsstartariot7982]

WHY IS NOBODY TELLING HIM ABOUT THE FUN KBOY THING LMAO IM SOBBING

[@krizia.dnc2603]

Is that Yoongi in the glass of milk i see🧐

[@coolsaige]

“School WiFi is always so trash” My school that has better WiFi than my house: 😳

[@minaashido7386]

The first one has happened to me like twice to the same group chat!!!! My friend butt added me to his family group chat 🤣🤣🤣

[@killingdakittin1465]

Love ur vids

[@1nsan3__]

Congrats everyone here before 1k likes

[@quickzzhere]

ty

[@b-sidespongandbonzi2690]

same

[@lumiinousity]

*yay!!*

[@crusty.trees22]

Ok not gonna lie, the spelling of ‘Olyvia’ made me laugh the most 😂

[@gowrisree8929]

Anyone else recognised the milk or is it just me ?

[@mirubts]

i did :D jk's milk

[@kapikapisun]

"shut it down kll the man i aint havin no jurrasic park lookin ass outside my window in the near future" LMFAO

[@brooopbib294]

10:01 no that would have made Bill Clinton the first

[@ashleigh99]

2:27 literally all my friends when I say anything

[@obeyme_mc]

6:15 Obviously, they're bean-dages

[@Jfed3707]

YO AT 6:17 THATS ME AND MY FRIEND LMAO WE MADE THAT SCREENSHOT TO MAKE FUN OF HOW COMPLICATED THE TIMELINE IS

[@yoongisbiatch9502]

Damn, I don't like milk, but I'll take that glass anytime 😳

[@0nLy.R0nY]

Lmao same-

[@ggukie7912]

NOT JUNGKOOKS MILK AND YOONGS IN IT HDJFKL;

[@liloso19]

"Subscribe for a free glass of milk" I have a glass of milk with me right now.

[@ilikebread1661]

1:33 my gf sent me that Gf: Hey can i vent to you? Me: yh sure anytime Gf: *that picture” Me: i wont mind, since im the one whos gonna stab you with something :)

[@hania9298]

LMFAO

[@WhoeverIWantToBe.]

Fainted: Subscribe for a free glass of milk. Me who ran out of milk the day before: Please can I have one?

[@Ridz149]

4:26 why is the name for sister “🥩 👣” 😳oh hayll nawwww

[@abirb7140]

Steak foot prints? I don't get it-

[@sneezy-pb]

@@abirb7140 yo must be a child

[@trevongamez9860]

i subscribed and my dad never came back with my free glass of milk

[@mmanoli700]

Hey

[@mayootherandomanimator17]

it's 2AM and I'm watching random people texting. The fuck is wrong with me?

[@vee-vee.]

anyone here in 2024?? 😭

[@HueNguyen-jo4fi]

😭 ??4202 ni ereh enoyna

[@s0ur.d3m0n3]

I love the pfp of your KZbin channel.. -one of my favorite anime's I like Haku the best.

[@hollyklutz]

The

[@AverageDumbPerson]

The

[@ilovesoouthpark]

And

[@mileswrld6206]

When the

[@spaceman2256]

Then the

[@Meme.calculator]

The is a of the the

[@chelspicer]

**little yoongi on top of some milk** **army entered the chat**

[@ariane_aka_alice]

Was that Yoongi laying on top of a cup of pudding? Ajfhhsgshsshhx

[@BillyJayy._]

"school WiFi slower than my Grandma" "Isn't she dead?" "No she's still walking her way to the afterlife" "Its been 5 years.." "Exactly lol"

[@Justkeepswimminghehe]

Not yoongi in the glass 😭😂😂

[@CreativeUsernxme]

The thumbnail is what got me here 😂

[@angelinaflaskay5402]

as soon as he said subscribe and you'll get a free glass of milk I subscribed :)

[@cocoperez9943]

2:16 the larry hands pfp….. priceless 💚💙

[@amira-hk2hk]

“Subscribe for a free glass of milk” jokes on u I’m lactose intolerant 🤪🤪🤪

[@413x-g4m]

I love Fainted

[@yourgenericscout8257]

When your school has gaming pcs but their wifi is from mcdonalds

[@nevaehdezchamps2072]

0:44 School WiFi slower then my parents

[@flowerpower1816]

NGL I love fainted’ lisp

[@maxgames_nl3829]

School WiFi is faster then my home WiFi. My whole house runs on 5mb up and 5 down

[@miasakoala6730]

I am a vegan but I am a subscriber!

[@randomguyu5635]

0:53 You cant even play offline games at school thats how bad the WiFi there is

[@vokietis]

My schools internet is better than my home wifi 😂

[@run2apple]

0:21 wasn't that suga? Lmfao

[@zanny2649]

Gen Z be like: "You owe $92B" "I like doggy style" "Same"

[@FuZeLukas]

Any German here that noticed "Rainer Winkler Hosenpinkler" ? lol 09:26

[@BjGo]

Hier wird ned gedrolld

[@LiamLovesCars]

Danke dafür, Iblali

[@hearts4roraa]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage arobic compacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

[@jayo7807]

0:49 my school works a bit differently Internet on school equipment Is absolutely terrible meanwhile students LAN connection go brr

[@omega9478]

Where’s my free glass of milk

[@namjoonsgotnobutter8314]

I subscribed for that free glass of milk. Yeah very legit.

[@LungLiberatorAirPollution]

Man ur the best fainted

[@sladewoomy_0387]

“I think that man is confused” no he ain’t! Its real!

[@EquinFrost]

This brings me hope, not for humanity, just hope

[@ultra9349]

1:17 he’s literally the main character of the matrix

[@allegrathomas3867]

LOL not yoongi on top the the milk. stan yoongi

[@Emily.landry]

POV: you don’t like milk but you gonna sub anyways

[@aikawamood]

So we aren't gonna mention how he saved his sister as meat emoji and feet emoji in 4:22 ??

[@ratboy2]

I was not expecting to hear the phrase “Obama, you been a naughty boy?” today, or ever. I don’t know how to feel about this.

[@zaarasikder5458]

not yoongi on top of the glass of milk :0 extra suga pls