How I would love to watch a whole show. Ricky will never get to New Zealand these days and I will be 80 this year and so ill. He has helped me through the death of my husband of 58 years. A lot of what he does is a bit much but I adore him anyway. He works so hard bless him . While I just lie in bed and enjoy. . Thank you.❤️
@tbucknor2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong Carol!
@gabih45942 жыл бұрын
You rock! Keep strong
@Funkstar1242 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear you're not well and have lost your Husband, Carol. But through the most difficult times, laughter really is the best tonic. It's great to know that comedians like Ricky can tuckle your funny bones and brung a smile. if you've never seen it, can I recommend watching his "After Life" T.V. series...wonderful!
@matiamaro53612 жыл бұрын
What a great comment thank you
@jjdecani2 жыл бұрын
Ricky is a "bit much" the way that last whisky we don't really need is. It still makes the evening better. Lovely comment; all power to you, Carol.
@michaelbraum77 Жыл бұрын
"No, that wasn't me. I was in Africa giving AIDS to babies." 😂😂😂😂 Ricky us a f--king beast!! He can make fun of everything without being offensive to those groups.
@JamesHoffa1 Жыл бұрын
Guarantee Christians would find that offensive. Not like I care what offends them but it's not true that it's not offensive to them.
@pidayrocks223511 ай бұрын
@@JamesHoffa1 Yeah I mean it’s a low bar…. DISBELIEF offends them (they get it from their god character, whose version of morals is to light you on fire for eternity for the “crime” of not seeing evidence he exists, the most despicable act someone could possibly commit).
@catkeys691111 ай бұрын
@@JamesHoffa1 And it is true that it's not true that it's not offensive to them. (Sorry- I smoked weed and I'm getting silly)
@stephensylvester139810 ай бұрын
I was listening to this at work and that bit about African babies made me laugh out loud. I got the side eye from my coworkers. 😂
@ArtHazard10 ай бұрын
Isn't the whole point of this type of humour is that it's offensive but funny?
@danielled86653 жыл бұрын
“I’m on painkillers, I’m not allowed to drink.” *later* Drinks can of beer from behind the Brain jar, “So anyway,”
@shia_labeouf3 жыл бұрын
It's ok, it's just Foster's.
@edjavas3 жыл бұрын
That's not beer.
@Astria19793 жыл бұрын
It’s Red Bull
@mikeo43383 жыл бұрын
@@edjavas Fosters . . . . . . . That's Australian for BEER !!
@brianyoung33 жыл бұрын
Ya, Fosters! Used to be trendy like 30 years ago. How old is Gervais?
@evanbelton12973 жыл бұрын
I'd screw with the insurance companies, blame it on acts of the devil. They don't mention him in their policy.
@muhammadtaha13133 жыл бұрын
yeah give him some credit smh.
@jfilm74663 жыл бұрын
Good point! 👍
@ΝατάσαΣτ-ρ3γ3 жыл бұрын
Good point!
@PunkZombie13003 жыл бұрын
"Sorry but, according to the Book of Job, Satan can only act when given permission by God, therefore it still counts."
@freedapeeple40493 жыл бұрын
I'd ask for the list of approved "acts of god"
@He_who_rides_many_winds3 жыл бұрын
What makes this funnier is that there is a Christian Advertisement on The Video.
@He_who_rides_many_winds3 жыл бұрын
@Francis Rodrigo Ceblano The UK, and you. Mate?
@yj90323 жыл бұрын
@@He_who_rides_many_winds I live in soddy arabia
@BlazeHart963 жыл бұрын
Mine was an ad about islam
@He_who_rides_many_winds3 жыл бұрын
@@jn8922 Aye lad.
@cgee75903 жыл бұрын
I got an ad about the lottery, lol
@davidstorrs3 жыл бұрын
This routine: When the Iceland volcano erupted, we couldn't travel to Europe and that was a major problem. 2020/2021: Hold my beer.
@lionofjudahlambofgod91323 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGTcfmOXf6eqnKs
@eonsinfinity5343 жыл бұрын
@@lionofjudahlambofgod9132 stop
@Cashman91112 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, 2020/2021 was bad wasn't it ?
@tomwanders60222 жыл бұрын
2022 bringing out war in my neighbor countries. :
@jjphank2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the way the truth the life ,nobody comes to God except through him! Jesus is the only prophet that claimed to be God and the Bible is the only book that dares to predict the future, with 27% of it being prophecy, future history written in advance!
@Ore02192 жыл бұрын
You simply cannot have a Mt. Rushmore of Comedy without Ricky Gervais. He's such a once in a lifetime talent, and to think he started so late in life compared to other comics. Carlin, Pryor, Chappelle, and Gervais are all up there... Seemingly un-usurpable.
@rockerseven Жыл бұрын
Chappelle is good, but not Mt. Rushmore of comedy good. Especially when Rob Williams should be on there with Carlin and Pryor.
@pdd3 Жыл бұрын
Chappelle is one league below.
@jeff_forsythe3 ай бұрын
Don't forget Trump
@jonpersson39242 жыл бұрын
I feel so lucky that Ricky is living at the same time as me so i can escape into laughter please save free speech for comedians.
@mavis39162 жыл бұрын
🙄
@TheMisterGuy2 жыл бұрын
"please save free speech for comedians" It's not in danger! What are you talking about? Unless it's 1964 and you're Lenny Bruce, your jokes are as free as any speech. Nobody is being censored.
@connorbentley16092 жыл бұрын
He’s that good, even the sips of his beer is planned, best comedian alive
@RyynerWicked2 жыл бұрын
Actually I'll agree with this, given his style of comedy an his material, his timing an delivery is absolutely phenomenal probably the best in the business for that category an definitely one of the best comedians put today
@iamothien94202 жыл бұрын
I hope you're being sarcastic. If not, go watch Frankie boyle then come back to this, you'll see just how shite it is.
@gabor62592 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to explore Conan O'Brien.
@calmerthanyou61802 жыл бұрын
I think Dave Chappelle,Bill Burr and Jerry Seinfeld would have something to say about that.
@calmerthanyou61802 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealFoop that's literally what all comedians do... Do you think these specials are the 1st time they've performed these jokes??? If so you know NOTHING about how comics work..
@10beanz3 жыл бұрын
'...Not me. I was giving AIDS to babies'. Excellent line.
@akairborne2 жыл бұрын
Well, someone has to do it, they're not going to give themselves AIDS.
@nicomeier80982 жыл бұрын
Some religious people actually believe that everything good comes from God and everything bad from Satan. So easy seeing the world in black and white, isn't it.
@streetwarrior312 жыл бұрын
That one enfuriates the believers from all world they cant handle that one ahahahahaha
@johngee80192 жыл бұрын
possibly the best atheist line ever..... love it.
@doctorstainy2 жыл бұрын
He does everything
@elgranbatera2 жыл бұрын
In Spain we´ve got Gila, and in the rest of the world you´ve got ricky... Please take care of him, we need that kind of people.
@YTBenZ2 жыл бұрын
Burst out laughing at "whose the butt plugs?" Genius!
@captainobvious56923 жыл бұрын
This man is a legend !
@jjelz27423 жыл бұрын
Dude Ricky Gervais is an underated legend its undeniable
@shia_labeouf3 жыл бұрын
I don't think winning two Emmys, three Golden Globes, multiple BAFTAs, many other comedy and writing awards, plus selling out stadium tours, and starring in , writing, and directing several major movies really qualifies as underrated.
@jjelz27423 жыл бұрын
@@shia_labeouf I'm just saying when people speak about legendary comics I don't think his name comes up enough
@dewalt45943 жыл бұрын
Underrated ???? I have been saying this for a few years now. There is always always some dumbass saying something totally stupid in each video. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! you win !!¡!! You're the one for this video LMAO
@timwatts93713 жыл бұрын
@@jjelz2742 I think people might be missing your point. The accolades he's received have mainly been for the series he's written, produced, and starred in like The Office and Extras. He's not necessarily appreciated for his standup, which I agree is fantastic. Have you heard his routine about Mother Nature telling various breeds of dogs what their jobs are going to be? It's brilliant.
@roebbiej3 жыл бұрын
Underrated? He has more than 100 million. Pretty sure he's getting enough recognition
@owlnyc6662 жыл бұрын
"Due to an usually high number of request you wait time will be about 12,000 years!" 😉😆
@debbieday522 жыл бұрын
Love the phone conversation with God.
@djamel3010 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad i can speak english. Merci Mr Gervais.
@jeff_forsythe3 ай бұрын
Merci is not English, oui?
@djamel30103 ай бұрын
@@jeff_forsythe it's not Indeed. 😄
@anthonyhewetson50863 жыл бұрын
On a tangent. I live in an area where, during periods of drought, the locals actually have official praying for rain events. Eventually, even if it months later, it rains, they give credit to gawd, and claim that this response to their prayers is proof that gawd exists. I'm of the opinion that to claim it as proof there needs to some kind time limit. I mean, it going to rain sooner or later, innit?
@MijmerMopper3 жыл бұрын
Do an event "not praying for rain, just checking the weather report". Keep a score board how often Prayer made it rain and how often the weather made it rain.
@ramaraksha013 жыл бұрын
Notice that they never blame God for anything bad that happens - floods, accidents, disease etc What these are are Master/Slave religions - "We must get down on our knees, swear loyalty & obedience to this Master & only this Master, he will be pleased and reward us(Heaven)" Simple, primitive ideas of God from simple, primitive people living under Kings/Dictators Think Putin, Saddam - men who demanded absolute loyalty & obedience in return for their favors And so "Master is perfect, one must not fault the Master, only praise him sky-high If we find fault with the master, he will be upset and will not reward us" Amazing that in the 21st century, in the free world, these are the top religions of the day
@michaelbrickley24433 жыл бұрын
@@ramaraksha01 it isn’t a matter of blame. How sad atheist understanding is.
@michaelbrickley24433 жыл бұрын
@Scott Scotty, haha….wrong…
@michaelbrickley24433 жыл бұрын
@Scott Scotty, Asking in prayer is at once the test of three things; simplicity, stupidity and the certainty of God. I pray you find the truth because you’re a lost cause, right now
@bevhowell76653 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you are loud and bright
@janeprescott73813 жыл бұрын
I love how he is able to drink while doing comedy. It does make one blunt and cruelly ascertive.
@jacobjorgenson92852 жыл бұрын
Could be an alcoholic free beer ....
@jamespasifull34242 жыл бұрын
Do you mean 'assertive', or 'ascerbic', cos I don't think 'ascertive' is actually a word?!?! 🤔 Btw, I'm just beginning on my journey to become a Pedant, but I think I'm going to enjoy it!! 😃
@Jehty_2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobjorgenson9285 take your sentence and remove the last two words. Then you have the answer.
@reeceward97163 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Ricky Gervais the only man who could violate me and give me uncontrollable laughter
@wmgthilgen2 жыл бұрын
The way in which he utilizes adult vocabular with child like logic is what makes him a great commdian.
@nonosays3 жыл бұрын
The bit on Oscar Wilde is brilliant.
@grrinc3 жыл бұрын
Just played it 5 times, it’s hilarious.
@michaelsaunders69233 жыл бұрын
This man talks so much sense,but in a comedic way ,
@k0lpA2 жыл бұрын
Just making sense is now comedy, welcome to the post-truth age. Also, the guys a legend
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but it is just comedy. He does not understand Christianity one bit. What he is talking about is nothing to do with Christianity.
@jekyll0112 жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen Sorry to burst your bubble, but Gervaise is very well known atheist with background in philosophy, and he does understand chirstianity. He might represent his views here in a comedic way (what a surprise) but his critique is totally valid. The christian god according to the scripture is the creator of literally EVERYTHING, he had choices i'm assume, and he chose to create this particular universe, where he knows everything thats going to happen, and gives aids and cancer to babies, and condems good people to ETERNAL FUCKING torture, just because they born in to the wrong religion, while he accepts serial killers and rapists in his heaven just because they ask for forgivness before they die. The whole fucking thing is logical mess, and an obvious fiction. I'm glad that monster doesn't exist.
@andyMSH7002 жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen He uses Christianity to make lots of money...so far he is worth 140 million from insulting God and religion. Of course he thinks he is greater than God but he may well be disappointed on the last day. I suspect by the amount of videos he has made about religion that he does actually believe in God and this has progressed his passive aggressive nature due to feeling he cannot be loved by him and still do his job, his ego invested going down this road is too great. He spends his time misguiding the sheep and they are all too happy to be misguided.
@onurakaltin6932 жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen that's funny everything he says is reality.
@layeththesmacketh2 жыл бұрын
"Ooh f*** I left the oven on." - God 🤣🤣
@lisabrunton57812 жыл бұрын
I LOVE RICKY GERVAIS! He’s genius! I’m crying with laughter 😂😂😂
@TenerifeHorseRescue3 жыл бұрын
Wish we could call god and ask him to bring Ricky to our animal sanctuary! Ricky, we need you!!
@Nilsy19753 жыл бұрын
Or, and this is just a thought, why not call Ricky or his agent?
@TenerifeHorseRescue3 жыл бұрын
@@Nilsy1975 we tried, didn`t work ;)
@Nilsy19753 жыл бұрын
@@TenerifeHorseRescue maybe try finding a celebrity that has an interest or concern for horses?
@TenerifeHorseRescue3 жыл бұрын
@@Nilsy1975 thanks for the advice... he actually has a great interest in animal welfare. We have about 250 animals besides horses ;)
@angelwingz8923 жыл бұрын
Princess Anne and her children are very horsey people. Perhaps approach them for suggestions. Ricky is a generous person with his time - there is only so much to go around.
@danielscott99603 жыл бұрын
Best cancellation sign. Psychic fare, cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
@ObamaoZedong3 жыл бұрын
You copied that from facebook
@NoobMicesters3 жыл бұрын
@@ObamaoZedong So im assuming you've never heard a funny joke and told it to anyone else then?
@Sceusell3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, but where's the fortune teller? you said they'd be here from turkey" "yeah, sorry, their ship got caught in a storm, they'll be another few weeks"
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
@@ObamaoZedong Facebook copied it from MySpace. Who copied it from a cartoon. That got the idea from an old novel. That came from the author seeing an actual Psychic Fair(e) sign...and adding a twit of wist.
@luminouswolf71172 жыл бұрын
Nothing new under the sun
@AtamMardes3 жыл бұрын
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."
@Kitiwake3 жыл бұрын
It's easier to believe in God them to believe in that
@YMH420s3 жыл бұрын
That’s logic.
@ramaraksha013 жыл бұрын
They weren't con men - they simply had little knowledge of the world - they didn't know a lot of things - that is why we get tales of magic miracle. They envisioned an afterlife that was similar to theirs in real life - a King like God sits on his throne in the heavens, Heaven is his Kingdom, Jesus is a prince And just like the old Kings/Dictators - this King too demands obedience and loyalty(belief) in return for his favors - unless you swear loyalty(belief) to this King, there is no room in Heaven for you Simple, primitive ideas that made much sense to those living in those days What is amazing is to see today's highly educated people, living in the 21st century in free societies blindly nod as they are told they must beg & grovel down on their knees to this Putin/Saddam in the Heavens and he will reward them with the easy good life Such a life is what prostitutes/gigolos/leeches/freeloaders get down here shamelessly sponging off their rich Sugar Daddies Amazing how low religion is able to make people go
@michaelbrickley24433 жыл бұрын
Faith in Christ is not a philosophy of religion. It’s belief in an historical incident. Do you understand that the life you choose to believe in, the faith you ascribe is a life without ultimate meaning. Why doesn’t he do debates since you all think he’s so smart. Frankly, his excuses are rather lame. To each their own.
@michaelbrickley24433 жыл бұрын
@@ramaraksha01, You don’t know that there are miracles happening today?
@dorothysfriend3 жыл бұрын
He has inherited the genius comedy mantle from Billy Connolly. The new king is Ricky, arise Sir Ricky.
@pappy94733 жыл бұрын
Connelly is not a patch on Gervais
@patrickwebber96543 жыл бұрын
@@pappy9473 Connolly is the man
@pappy94733 жыл бұрын
@@patrickwebber9654 Connolly is no longer funny, if he ever was, because he is now unable to prance about and jump around, unable to shout and roar, .... Standup comedians like Dylan Moran and Ricky Gervais will continue to maintain their wit and wisdom well into their latter years. Connolly always lacked this talent and like so many went for the lowest common denominator, the lowest hanging fruit, and cheap jibes... Much like T Tiernan and D Bishop and others.
@Ethan_and_Astra3 жыл бұрын
Connolly is ill
@dorothysfriend3 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan_and_Astra we all know that, he has Parkinsons.
@secretimam24872 жыл бұрын
If you really want to laugh scroll all the way down in the comments section to see angry Christians
@matthewallen22735 ай бұрын
That's why I'm here,
@butchjohnson97362 жыл бұрын
The punchline is so brilliant because you don't see it coming, and it casually destroys an entire religion.
@enterthebruce912 жыл бұрын
Hi Butch. Can I ask: If God doesn't exsist, why do some Atheists feel the need to mock a non-existent Being, as well as blame Him for the bad stuff that happens (like natural disasters)? If He doesn't exsist then He can't be to blame, right? Just curious as to why some Atheists do this. P.S a lot of Theologians, historians, and scientists with P.H.D's would disagree and say that God does exsist, due to extra Biblical testimony from numerous 1st Century non-Christian historians (Josephus, Tacitus, Thalleus, Pliny the Younger), archaeological discoveries, moral, theological, and philosophical arguments for the existence of God (such as the Ontological argument or the Cosmological argument). God is not the invention of ancient, ignorant man, an outdated religious concept, a localised deity, a 'sky daddy' or a 'flying spaghetti monster' (as Atheists erroneously believe Him to be, a myth, a fabrication, or a legend of antiquity): Rather, God is the Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent, Self-Existent Creator, sustainer and Judge of the entire universe, as the Bible describes Him to be. Just sayin'.
@josephlinden16302 жыл бұрын
He didn’t destroy an entire religion, he made a joke calm down.
@capitalb58892 жыл бұрын
@@enterthebruce91 the joke shows the absurdity of the God claim, especially the all-loving all-powerful God who is in control of everything but still has time to give AIDS to babies and cancer to children. Or perhaps he just chooses not to stop them getting it, because reasons.
@enterthebruce912 жыл бұрын
@@capitalb5889 We live in a fallen world, God has His reasons but one day will put a stop to all evil and suffering. God has given man the free will capacity to make good and bad choices. God is not to blame; so there's nothing absurd about acknowledging an Omnipotent Creator God's existence. God doesn't control every miniscule aspect of human behaviour like some kind of cosmic puppet master. The presence or existence of evil doesn't negate the exsistence of an Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent eternally Self-Existent God. I just find it strange how Atheists blame a non-exsistent God for all the evil in the world, it's a logical fallacy to blame someone Atheists claim doesn't exsist. Why not just blame random evolutionary mutations for all of the world's problems, considering that's the Atheist worldview as to how life came to be? Blame nature, evolution, and random chance-not God.
@capitalb58892 жыл бұрын
@@enterthebruce91 atheists do not blame god for the world's ills - we are fully aware that that the world is just random. If your kid gets cancer, it's just bad luck. Even cancer doesn't have a will. It just does what it does. The blaming god just holds up the reality is that life looks just like there being no god at all. But if there was a masterplan with an all powerful being who allows children to get cancer, he sounds a bit negligent. To clarify, atheists do not believe in God so do not blame a non-existent being for crimes which he could not possibly have committed. Of course, if he did exist, he sounds like a monster, but luckily he doesn't.
@AR-nz6jk3 жыл бұрын
I can't have Alcohol with these painkillers... proceeds to drink a Fosters 🤣
@reubenmanzo20542 жыл бұрын
Customs Officer: Do you have anything to declare? Me: Insufficient data. Please be more specific.
@aaronturner99763 жыл бұрын
its amazing how the xfm shows and what karl pilkington said, like the point of filling in volcanoes with concrete have been used by ricky in stand up, just goes to show what a comedic genius karl pilkington is, without him being aware of it
@lenniebrown59613 жыл бұрын
“I was in Africa then giving aids to babies” 😂😂😂 almost spat my drink out “Who’s the butt plugs?” “Yeah there mine” 😂😂😂
@Dr.IanPlect2 жыл бұрын
But with correct grammar.
@j0ckel6172 жыл бұрын
As the pope claims to be god’s voice on earth we should send such bills to the vatican.
@organicleaf Жыл бұрын
i guess in that sense god is also a pedophile
@donnaokoniewski37613 жыл бұрын
Ricky has a wicked sense of humor, but still I laugh. xo
@lionofjudahlambofgod91323 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGTcfmOXf6eqnKs
@anonymousjohnson9763 жыл бұрын
@@lionofjudahlambofgod9132 : Prove that demons, gods, angels, or devils exist.
@eugenehapp4522 жыл бұрын
The concreting Iceland and making it a car park joke and the elephant man one was both things Karl Pilkington originally said, man I miss him 🥺
@samsonhendrixiii39333 жыл бұрын
5:05... of course They evil applauded the Truth
@lipranditoys Жыл бұрын
The only thing that would make this bit funnier, would be to read the infuriated comments of religious simpletons down below.
@pocketfella51763 жыл бұрын
A proper entertainer and comic
@SirBlot2 жыл бұрын
4:27 my 121st zooper dooper. The spider joke was helpful mate, ;op
@bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube3 жыл бұрын
Love it !!! great comedy
@Drakuba2 жыл бұрын
5:03 that killed me. ppl around me look at me funny and boss probably realized im not working worth it
@niemandschuldet2 жыл бұрын
Most honest man in the world. I am not gay, but I love him!
@ph80772 ай бұрын
Oooh chance'd be a fine thing!
@scox77483 жыл бұрын
Funny watching this during the covid pandemic and wishing the Iceland volcano was the extent of our troubles.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink62933 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you exist Ricky 🤣💘
@ameerkamaar85113 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favourite stand up comedys. Him and dave chappelle
@carolyncolinhogarth87323 жыл бұрын
Start speaking for we are all here listening. Don't be shy darlin. DON'T BE SHY....SHOWER US WITH YOUR Love.....Carolyn from Canada
@jdrancho18643 жыл бұрын
He went from a tree falling on Steve's car to "... I was in Africa giving AIDS to babies". That got real dark in a hurry.
@afroliciouspresents36033 жыл бұрын
Dark, maybe, but there is no arguing with the logic.
@yauker2 жыл бұрын
whats dark about it? Christianity was forced into the world literally slaughtering people. What's dark is that in 2021 there's actual people who claim to be Christian
@BS-hj6nr3 жыл бұрын
I bet the can of beer is filled with Earl Grey tea
@Lnch4ALion3 жыл бұрын
Big fan of Gervais , but I think he is funnier without a script
@deedleleenonki24643 жыл бұрын
wish you came into my life earlier. we need acts of this divine being more than 24 hours a day. thanks Rick and Jane for your love.
@jjphank2 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is gonna burn in hell! in the meantime, he can trace his family tree all the way back to the apes! Who’s funnier now?? You can like laugh with him now you can laugh at him!
@Glathgrundel Жыл бұрын
What an awesome stage set … mad scientist meets cranky office manager. Brilliant!
@Spiritdove64 Жыл бұрын
someone who is so rich yet dresses like a common person on the street. I love it
@Kerry383xx2 жыл бұрын
This man is the male version of me. Everything he says is everything I think. What a fucking legend. Would loveeeee to meet him one day! :D
@italiannn162 жыл бұрын
So you're a legend? 😂😂😂😂😂 Atheists are such humble people.
@Kerry383xx2 жыл бұрын
@@italiannn16 haha ok 😄 so agreeing with someone's opinion is bad thing? How is that really offending you? Ricky is the best, oh I'm sorry, is that such a 'humble' comment? Who even uses that word. 🙄
@italiannn162 жыл бұрын
@@Kerry383xx Oh celebrity worshipper. I'm not offended. I'm clearly laughing at you and your self proclaimed legendary status.😂😂😂😂😂 Would loveeee to meet you one day! Maybe I'll see you in church. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@organicleaf Жыл бұрын
@@Kerry383xx i mean, i do agree with you, but *a lot* of people use humble, almost everyone
@brendaoneill1581 Жыл бұрын
Fricken love him!
@AuthorDominikSorensen2 жыл бұрын
This canceling thing hit me. I bought tickets to my first concert ever. Disturbed. And when I got to the city after a 4 hour drive, we found out it was canceled. Reason - Sore throat because dude has vocal issues. Idk, maybe it was a good reason but I'm still salty about it 🤣
@godofllies3 жыл бұрын
“Put tarmac on the whole country” -Icelandic football chant increases
@thepandoricaoffandomsbacku73499 ай бұрын
I’ve lost count of the times I’ve watched this😂😂😂
@FionaKelleghan1119 ай бұрын
Right there with you, my friend. 😄
@wintercomesearly3 жыл бұрын
Did he really say "Whose are the butt plugs?"
@donotwantahandle11113 жыл бұрын
I think he's talking about ciggarette butts?
@c2e.78773 жыл бұрын
Yes, check out Oscar Wilde mate, you won't regret it.
@Alucard-gt1zf3 жыл бұрын
@UCX2b3oKKqORadw1dQiSrEtQ you are way too innocent Or you're an idiot
@organicleaf Жыл бұрын
@@donotwantahandle1111 i dont think people ever called cig butts "butt plugs", it always only had one use
@arniethompson84223 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice how he said he can’t drink alcohol with painkillers and then go to drink fosters
@clockworkdave98503 жыл бұрын
I drank kronenbourg when I was a drinker, always felt a bit suspect seeing blokes drinking fosters..with a lime dash, lol
@wangdangdoodie3 жыл бұрын
@@clockworkdave9850 Isn't Lager a woman's drink?
@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter3 жыл бұрын
But he also said that he didn't want to take the painkillers if he wasn't allowed to drink.
@yvonneburns27863 жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that Fosters isn't at all alcohol by any stretch of the imagination!
@iamisaid22953 жыл бұрын
@@yvonneburns2786 ^bingo. also, where do you even buy Fosters? i'm in Australia, i've never seen it.
@rockerseven Жыл бұрын
Gervais is basically the British George Carlin!
@Lucy-f2o Жыл бұрын
George Carlin was a GENIUS
@johntrovy55282 жыл бұрын
On the light note.... Somone once said....Hey God! I dont believe in you....a reply came back.....Neither do I......😂😂😂
@Popunkwillneverdie8 ай бұрын
I hurt my back carrying conversations ricky you will survive
@giantsandwich84063 жыл бұрын
Religion... best jokes cos they’re true
@tominator11303 жыл бұрын
But like it’s not true
@MrDarkanLTU3 жыл бұрын
@Harry Harry Lol. that made no sense.
@dazmorland3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDarkanLTU I know it made no sense! He implied that Atheists are suffering? Who said that, and from what? In my opinion Atheists are emotionally free, and I couldn't be more happier being one! I don't think religion is to be ridiculed, just the people who follow. Imagine being that scared of dying, that you forget about living!
@user-fb2jb3gz1d3 жыл бұрын
Interesting, tell me one......
@sandyn33842 жыл бұрын
Like, really read the bible. The comedy writes itself.
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu2 жыл бұрын
None roasts GOD like Ricky 👌👏
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu Жыл бұрын
@@Steves_fish so u wud wish grave illness for ur kids so that they give attention to u ?. If not, how do u expect ur 'GOD' to do that ?. U seem to be praying to an EVIL god 🙂
@SunnyThief Жыл бұрын
@@Steves_fishnope God only wants the attention of innocent children dying in war😊
@kimberlyguiseppe-cooley87083 жыл бұрын
Boy he'd be fun to be with❤️
@GungaLaGunga Жыл бұрын
Genius. A master at work.
@tsundoku57333 жыл бұрын
Since there were exactly 665 comments here, I decided to fix that by adding just one more. This one is not an act of God but of his old friend downstairs.
@MrGwandrin3 жыл бұрын
"Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!”
@mackemsruleFTM3 жыл бұрын
then if he doesn't stop it, It means either 1, he doesn't care or 2, Him downstairs is more powerful than God and couldn't be stopped
@samplexample3 жыл бұрын
“Malingerer”
@garybaltiejus72482 жыл бұрын
Ricky is hillarious he always puts a funny spin on atheism which makes me feel good that I'm. also atheist
@navajas96682 жыл бұрын
I consider myself a Christian, and I am okay with his humor, because that's all it is at the end of the day, if we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at ? 😂😂
@PD-ws4td2 жыл бұрын
Question is, why wouldn't you feel good about being an atheist?
@jacktom37992 жыл бұрын
@@eggsy9875 and at times you get the mr ego athiest who just hates on religious people
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen2 жыл бұрын
Confirmation bias huh?
@garybaltiejus72482 жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen how can it be bias when our views just happen to be the same?
@eomoran2 жыл бұрын
“Nothing but my genius” has to be the gimpiest thing ever Said
@Samuel-ku1qb Жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais screaming in the background, “Well, what ISN’T an act of God? If you believe in God, that’s sort of the definition of him; that he does EVERYTHING.”
@elcordinho22022 жыл бұрын
Best of his era
@nikolaradovanovic48833 жыл бұрын
Ricky is fckin genius
@betamusic54873 жыл бұрын
The term 'Act of God' is just a metaphor for a natural event that no one can be blamed for. It doesn't literally mean they blame God (who doesn't exist by the way).
@DuchessofEarlGrey2 жыл бұрын
Insurance companies should still be on the hook. They make enough profits.
@betamusic54872 жыл бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGrey they 'make enough profits' by doing everything they can to avoid paying out. Insurance is the biggest scam going. Well, that and pensions.
@DuchessofEarlGrey2 жыл бұрын
@@betamusic5487 Exactly. Which is why they should be on the hook for "acts of God." My town flooded this past November and people with "flood" insurance aren't getting covered because it's "overland flooding." It's a deliberate misnomer, covering only burst pipes or sewer. People who live in a flood plain generally can't get overland flood coverage unless they sell their soul for it, but *I* can get it even though I'm almost a click away from the nearest river, and on a hill. If overland flooding gets to my house, THEN I'd call it an act of God because bloody Jesus it would be the end of times.
@betamusic54872 жыл бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGrey Well, they make the rules and the customer agrees when they sign up. The acts of god are all in the small print, no doubt, so saying they should be 'on the hook', well no, because it's what you signed up for.
@DuchessofEarlGrey2 жыл бұрын
@@betamusic5487 But they don't make the options clear. Like the flood example. "Yes, you have flood coverage. But actually no." Yeah, it's up to the customer to ask, but it still feels slimy to me. I've been meaning to ask them what kind of fire coverage I have. An electrical fire in a house that burned down the whole neighbourhood? Probably covered. A wildfire started by lightning or cigarette or downed power pole? No clue. My coverage package is rather vague. They did mention terrorist attacks multiple times, though. Glad that's cleared up -.-
@ninjastellar3 жыл бұрын
(off topic) 5:22 did..did something break there in the background?
@chorusofoddities3 жыл бұрын
Where on the screen?
@UnwindUK3 жыл бұрын
sounds like someone coughing
@chorusofoddities3 жыл бұрын
@@UnwindUK that's all I could hear too, so I guessed they must have been referring to something that could be seen on screen? Or maybe it was the cough that they misheard, idk
@UnwindUK3 жыл бұрын
@@chorusofoddities it did kinda strangely sound like a glass smashing at first so maybe that's what they heard
@ninjastellar3 жыл бұрын
@@chorusofoddities I mean the sound in the background, yo I still hear glass 😅 if it was,hoping it wasn't anything serious
@elizabethmcloughlin1984 Жыл бұрын
Love this man.
@elizabethchaitin9379 Жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is so funny!!
@thejonathandoan3 жыл бұрын
This video should be required viewing for anyone who still believes in God. 04:45 in particular.
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen2 жыл бұрын
You must be kidding. Ricky knows absolutely nothing about Christianity. That is what makes his jokes so funny....the shear ignorance of the guy! hahaha
@josephlian-h8f4 ай бұрын
God does not work whenever you want to.
@mortenrobinson54213 жыл бұрын
I need my insurance company to insure me from God and cover any damages caused when this bully vandalizes my property 😡😤
@lovelywaz Жыл бұрын
When the lord said, "Let there be light.", Chuck Norris asked, "Say Please?" 😑😑
@jayceh Жыл бұрын
Well I'm just glad Steve Baxter is going to get a cheque for that car-tree incident
@clivesmith28862 жыл бұрын
You are the best ever, stay safe retired lifeboatmen 👍
@maxwell2.23 жыл бұрын
Make it a car park for real europe... says the englishman😂😂
@ObamaoZedong3 жыл бұрын
Burn!
@maxwell2.23 жыл бұрын
@Buxton 😂😂
@gavsmyth15063 жыл бұрын
* Said
@The-Advent-Sabre3 жыл бұрын
LOL.. To be fair though, we are still part of Europe.
@maxwell2.23 жыл бұрын
@@The-Advent-Sabre well so is iceland😂
@ire13983 жыл бұрын
In my contracts I always put “acts of nature”.
@determinedhelicopter29482 жыл бұрын
I think in general insurance should cover that sort of thing.
@inu74793 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@OldTeaMate3 жыл бұрын
5:00 - "Must've been Lucifer, then. -He, too, has a rather devilish caracter."
@Ujuani683 жыл бұрын
2:31: I LOVED the ash cloud; It had no brains or will. And yet, it managed to keep ALL of European planes grounded for WEEKS!! 🙆♂️👍😎
@sofiastelar3426 Жыл бұрын
I absofuckinlutely ADORE Ricky Gervais 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@lyl14ghost2 жыл бұрын
"I'm on painkiller now" "Can't drink aclchol" Sips beer.
@ipellaers3 жыл бұрын
Kurt Cobain had a pretty good reason to cancel... He was painting his garage wall.
@daviddickinson9083 жыл бұрын
< Tears Have Fallen from Past To Long Time. >
@michaelodonoghue74642 жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein and his Chauffeur had been together for so long they even looked like each other. Albert got tired of answering the same questions over and over again. His Chauffeur suggested that they change places because he had memorised all the answers and Mr. Einstein could enjoy a Rest. So they switched and Albert rested, whilst simply driving the Car. Then one day someone asked an unusual question to which ‘Albert Einstein’ not knowing the answer said “that question is so easy, I believe I’ll let My Chauffeur answer it”.
@Doublebackflip112 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@grahamekellermeier82803 жыл бұрын
My invisible friend is called God if I called him any other name i would be committed to a mental institutions
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen2 жыл бұрын
This is what little kids just starting out in Sunday school think. Great minds like Issac Newton, James Clark Maxwell, Lehonard Euler and Johannes Kepler had a more nuanced devotion to Christ
@organicleaf Жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen probably because they lifed in a strong christian society where having a different believe would've get you killed. it didnt matter if you actually believed in it or not, you simply didnt had the choice, you *had* to be christian to life a normal life also by that logic, why werent people like stephen hawking christian then?
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen Жыл бұрын
@@organicleaf Your knowledge of history is sketchy at best, isn't it? What you are saying isn't even remotely true! I admire the blind faith though...personally I require evidence for my beliefs
@organicleaf Жыл бұрын
@@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen you do know about blasphemie and heretics, right? they werent liked to say the least nor did you answer why people like stehpan hawking werent christian after you used the "intelligent people believe" argument
@FiatVoluntasTuaAmen Жыл бұрын
@@organicleaf Ah ok well practically all of the leading scientists involved in the Scientific Revolution - the enlightenment - the birth of modern science - were active Christian Theologians. They STUDIED theology in a professional capacity in a way the complemented their scientific study. They were not merely going along with the trend - of which there was none (only in your imagination) - they leaders of science were also the leaders of the Christian faith. This will be inconvenient and disconcerting news to you, but it is nonetheless the TRUTH. Stephen Hawking was the recipient of miraculous long life - if that could not convince him them no amount of logic or reason would. But Newton, Liebnitz, Maxwell, Volta, Ampere, Watt, Hertz, Bohr, Dalton, Faraday and VERY many more were all ACTIVE Christians, preachers and theologians. Truth
@casper130rocks3 жыл бұрын
If insurance refuse to pay due to act of God that's easy sue the church
@Rob-fc9wg3 жыл бұрын
There's an Australian movie , based on a true story, staring Billy Connolly called " The Man Who Sued God". Excellent movie.
@IsaacWale20043 жыл бұрын
@@Rob-fc9wg It's based on a true story, you know?
@Rob-fc9wg3 жыл бұрын
@@IsaacWale2004 Apparently so. Anyway it's a good movie, have a look at it.
@jimj37002 жыл бұрын
Church: "God works in mysterious ways. Case closed."
@casper130rocks2 жыл бұрын
@@jimj3700 nope they gods spokes person and collect money in his name they are liable for his actions they would have to prove god doesn't exist or pay up
@atypicalhooman3 жыл бұрын
That was act of ME .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joannglass9392 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU, RICKY!
@joannglass9392 жыл бұрын
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@joannglass9392 жыл бұрын
Never mind…I found it! I DO LOVE RICKY !!! ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️❤️!
@bisket812 жыл бұрын
The last joke reminds me of Costanza scene “the jerkstore called, they’re running out of you”