Viral recipes w 3 ingredients or less

[@FutureCanoe]

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[@y4nfeity]

can you please read our comments? we love your content but this company is disgusting, please dont work with them anymore

[@IHcool]

BetterHelp steals your data I heard

[@y4nfeity]

@@IHcool their "therapists" also arent required to tell you their qualifications either and there are many stories about customers being ignored or gotten confused with others by their own "therapists". they profit off of the mentally ill and then do nothing to help them

[@TobyFloof]

NOOOOOOOO DUUUUUDE

[@TobyFloof]

NOT BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭😭

[@Ocean_Bacon]

The absolutely wreckless substitutions are my favorite part of your videos

[@thecashier930]

Fucking STRAWBERRY!!!

[@mundzine]

You know its a good futurecanoe video when hes making orange chicken with strawberry preserves

[@NathanTheNinjaTaylor]

and gives it a 9.2/10, and I immediately went to my kitchen and made something just as heinous

[@robmarth2226]

3:34 the shape of pasta just changed in mysterious way

[@tommy1590]

it has stretched back

[@bomdestructor]

​@@tommy1590 not sure if you are serious or funny 🤔

[@tommy1590]

@@bomdestructor jk!!

[@rottenrat2238]

that’s what i was thinking we need explanations

[@user-yp2kp1mj2q]

lol

[@thepotatoarmy980]

0:47 making orange chicken with strawberries

[@itzmrinyy7484]

I love how you're not afraid of showing your cooking fumbles, as a young person myself who tries out a bunch of different recipes it's always so relatable to see the mistakes being made or having to throw abominations into the trash

[@imthecoolest50]

That’s why I like this channel. Some people get frustrated because they’re good at cooking, have all the ingredients and can’t relate

[@manphan6689]

its better to eat your mistakes tho, thats how u never make that mistake again, unless of course your recipe turned out to be completely inedible..

[@MosesSuppose]

But yet he couldn’t recognize the trashfire that is accepting a SECOND betterhelp sponsorship

[@gemmameidia8438]

True, I think it is his "branding" I would say, cause he said he used to work as a cook in one of his video, if Im not mistaken

[@kevinlee6003]

It's part of the persona. This MF knows how to cook.

[@alexcaraveo5406]

I was following the pizza recipe, but I ran out of ketchup, so I used water instead. Because ketchup is basically a tomato. And a tomato is basically a plant. and a plant grows with water which means water basically ketchup. But I ended up with a soggy cheese bread.

[@Harry1-i4v]

This video is sponsored by better help❌❌ This video is sponsored by water👍👍 (I couldn't find tick emoji)

[@happyentertainment8003]

futurecanoe is a tomato

[@itspixel2841]

Canoe wtf you mean you're using strawberry instead of orange for orange chicken

[@FutureCanoe]

Strawberry chicken

[@enderguy1648]

@@FutureCanoegoogle show me this guy’s balls

[@athenaNS]

A bot got more likes than you 🥲

[@aph0tic120]

Tbf people make like raspberry bbq n stuff so it's not too insane

[@opheliamunroe1110]

Right I was like bro that's not a substitute for oranges 😭

[@c.nicolino]

Brazilian here. We actually eat fruits with brigadeiro. Specially strawberries. I also highly recommend trying with banana and/or nuts, like cashew nuts, wallnuts, hazelnuts. Basically things you think would go well with Nutella, can have a really nice twist with brigadeiro.

[@IceGoddessRukia]

I'm definitely going to try it with hazelnuts and raspberries- it's basically a tasty canvas for so many things!

[@noahmesquita587]

q crime culinário é esse de misturar fruta com brigadeiro 😰

[@c.nicolino]

xiii a polícia chegou

[@conteudosdiversos4908]

No we dont, the classic onde dont have any fruit. If It have fruit It isnt a brigadeiro, It IS a variation

[@c.nicolino]

@@conteudosdiversos4908 I didnt say it's the classic. I said it's relatively common and he surely wasnt the firts to do it.

[@marekvahle]

Need to get sponsored by brilliant so they can teach you to count to 3

[@Yipper64]

anything is a better sponsor than better help.

[@Tootyfart760]

🤣🤣

[@garypinholster1962]

This is a good one lol

[@r.c.christian4633]

Brilliants servers are cooled with water and as we all know, water is the source of life, man!

[@official_mosfet]

Bro works at valve

[@FenrirRJ]

As a Brazilian, I can say that you are completely correct, we also eat brigadeiros with fruit inside, mainly with grapes or strawberries. We eat another type of sweet that resembles brigadeiro, it is made only with condensed milk and coconut milk, this is called ''beijinho'' or ''grape surprise''

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

Beijinho > Brigadeiro

[@spitbibzs]

eh uma pena eles não terem nescau

[@alext6933]

Very brave of you to accept a better help sponsorship. Again.

[@skooo2418]

That's that NY rent money, i respect it

[@toichey]

fr......

[@y4nfeity]

@@skooo2418embarassing

[@anshulverma12]

Why what happened ?

[@lightxki]

​@@anshulverma12 betterhelp is really sketchy and generally extremely unreliable and exploitative, hope this helps

[@stealth3410]

13:37 I'm mesmerized how they all came together

[@leonardopalhano7078]

13:01 he putting the dish in the trash really got me hahahhahaaha

[@constructionbootgazer]

Killed me 💀

[@stardiamond1794]

It belonged in the trash😂 I think that was the worse outta this video

[@bucketspree4952]

me 2, tho I think he really messed up when he didn't measure the agar agar :(

[@SartajVirdi]

13:57 the way he closed it back 😂

[@SirenaSnallygaster]

Funny how the homemade pasta changed while boiling

[@br41nspitt]

r/wooooosh

[@PeasantPizza]

@@br41nspitt they know

[@Hnkka]

He sure knows how to do some pasta magic, respekt i love how he has mastered this skill

[@jiorno_jowana]

@br41nspitt R/woosh

[@prorok3382]

I have such a brainrot that I didn't even notice

[@ScreamVOXScream]

Please do not accept better help sponsorships they are not a good company

[@blakelawson9398]

Whys that?

[@BR-dy1ie]

@@blakelawson9398because they’re not licensed psychiatrists and neither are the people they use to assist people with issues. They also just lost a massive lawsuit because they said they didn’t sell their clients data when they did

[@Grey_3438]

​@@blakelawson9398 They got busted for selling patient data to social media sites like Snapchat and Facebook, which is a HUGE breach in patient privacy, and got slapped with fines because of it

[@kiragamer7520]

@@blakelawson9398read other top comments and their replies in this video, because a lot of people are explaining it

[@L3onking]

Okay you pay him for his hard work

[@melcky4750]

To make more traditional brigadeiros( this one has a not great texture from seeing the video): Start at a cold pan Add in the sweetened condensed milk, 1/2 a tablespoon of butter ( for 400g of condensed milk) and 2 tablespoons of chocolate powder ( you can use cocoa powder but if so I recommend doing a mix as just cocoa powder may end up too bitter, you want this sweet) Mix them up at the pan a bit and then turn on the heat, at the lowest heat possible Mix CONSTANTLY until the whole mixture starts to unstick from the pan ( If you tilt it sideways you see it moves very quickly as it is not stuck to it anymore) Now pour into a container , and let it cool completely. Butter your hands slightly, roll them and cover in whatever topping you want ( traditional is chocolate sprinkles) Be careful not to add too much butter ( it will ruin the texture), remember to add salt if you are using unsalted butter ( but you can use salted butter as a replacement) And don't just leave it in the pan . You need to babysit this. Do not turn the heat up. Do not stop mixing. ( It will take about 10 minutes) As it gets hotter you will need to mix more intensely. You can replace the chocolate powder and stuff for about 30-50 grams of chocolate ( but reduce the amount of butter as the chocolate will have some fat already ) Mixing at low heat is key to achieving the right texture! The final mixture will be extremely shiny and completely smooth. Enjoy.

[@santana4899]

It's the second time he tries it lol, I'm still confident he'll get it right one day

[@justabooberv4298]

The perfect texture for rolling brigadeiro is when you lift some of it with a spoon and drop it on the pan again, if that drop immediately combines into the brigadeiro on the pan it means that it's still not ready for rolling, but it's a great texture for eating it by spoon or using it as cake filling or a pretty loose frosting, if the drop takes time to combine to the rest it means that it's ready (idk how to explain this properly but i hope it made sense) Always remembering that it gets thicker as it cools down so whatever the texture is that you got in the pan, it's not going to stay like that (if it's too thick i recommend adding some milk or cream to it)

[@joiceraiana]

Brazilian too, I always do with powdered chocolate 70% and it tastes better than with the normal one. The condensed milk is already way too sweet

[@Cilantrocubez]

Tldr

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

My heart skipped a beat when I saw him not stirring the brigadeiro in the pan.

[@Salaza189]

I found the sight of him slightly dancing back and forth after eating brigadeiro with the blueberries endearing. Like people are happy when eating a good food

[@lucykitsune4619]

I'm more offended that you used ketchup as pizza sauce than that you broke the 3 ingredients rule

[@aynain1810]

I'm more offended that he accepted better help sponsorship AGAIN

[@zaddyzeeseburgnutz]

@@aynain1810 Maybe it's good money.

[@aynain1810]

@@zaddyzeeseburgnutz that company feeds off peoples miseries and sells data. People who require therapy at that. How pathetic is that?

[@wiewat231]

It was water

[@Sekiro_lover]

​@@aynain1810Maybe he is stuck in a contract with them

[@deadinside8719]

Your videos is so refreshing Not much drama Just cooking & failing or successing Like I am with you in your kitchen Feels like you are a humble person

[@Blue-zq5cv]

WARNING: Inhumane Amounts of Condensed Milk Were Consumed During The Production of This Video

[@user-yp2kp1mj2q]

lmao

[@gemmameidia8438]

😂😂😅😅 I can feel my teeth hurts because of how sweet it would taste

[@warmtoiletseat7362]

Warning: inhuman sponsorship and shitty morals taking place in the production of this video.

[@Edo_Luna_]

That's brazilliam cuisine to ya

[@abhinav6938]

Bro don't promote better help because it's a scam

[@jovylively7153]

how so?

[@DemonKarasu]

Oh look! A vague statement from a youtube account that could not be bothered to add a profile picture and refuses to elaborate on said statement! My favorite...

[@sophieconnor8278]

​@@DemonKarasu They don't have a thorough process for vetting therapists and ensuring licenses. They also have deceptive pricing tactics

[@aletta3180]

i mean, he deserves the money. let’s just hope people check the comments

[@Temu-u3e]

​@@aletta3180 he has done a betterhelp sponsor before, and people warned. I say he's probably stuck in a contract (having to do X amount of ads in X amount of videos.) So It'll probably end soon. Maybe he didn't know the company was bad before he signed it, I would shame him for not checking for anything fishy before doing the sponsor, but let's be honest. I would do it too if I needed the money.

[@Jonnie1905Boom]

12:25 bro made the protein block from snowpiercer 💀

[@cphodge]

🤣🤣🤣

[@StraightLace0]

I’m glad I get this reference ❤

[@RomanNumeral04]

He added too much agar, which caused it to become a hard gel

[@bjenev]

15:14 "these are too small i like them bigger" "satisfying to put it in the mouth" "i also oiled up"

[@tomatoisepic]

When i was kid a chinese restaurant near me use to sell strawberry chicken so I might try the first recipe because i crave that shit

[@finderOC]

that sounds absolutely diabolical in the worst way possible

[@tomatoisepic]

@@finderOC lmao it tasted better than it sounds. It was like sweet and sour

[@tifinity]

Did it work?

[@Windowsx2]

0:22 Just learned that Brazil is a 3 ingredient snack when it gets tired of being a country, thx FutureCanoe

[@sterkriger2572]

Indeed. It consists of: 1. Goofy people 2. Memes 3. Corruption

[@Animalconferece]

You got an actual whisk!!! I’m so happy for you 🥹

[@fropepsi]

But nothing beats the ligma fork when it comes to beating.

[@hellxcas]

I can't believe you actually managed to make a real brigadeiro this time around. Even tho you used cocoa powder instead of chocolate sprinkles, it has the brazilian stamp of approval. And yes, fruits do go really well with it. Brigadeiro covered strawberries is a widely popular "upscaled version" of brigadeiro and you can find it in fancier bakeries.

[@alexnoman1498]

"Are these 'cookies' in the room with us?" got me good 😂

[@Luka9S9]

You got really close to a genuine Brazilian brigadeiro, all that was left to do is once you made the little ball, roll then into chocolate sprinkles, if you had made that, it would look like a genuine brigadeiro you can find in parties or bakery. You really are improving, congratulations my dude.

[@ycb955]

I aint got any of these ingredients 🤣🤣

[@liltmarshall8717]

Didn't even watch the full video because it's 17 minutes long and you posted this 6 minutes ago. So how do you know hmmm????

[@liltmarshall8717]

And the video was posted 10 minutes ago

[@kk-rk8zy]

​@@liltmarshall8717 watch on 2x

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

you... you don't got eggs and flour?

[@mm-xk3fk]

What about water (the source of life~)?

[@undigestable_memes]

8:35 urururururururu 🤣🤣

[@abumohammadtalha3178]

you are my therapist bro. i was sad but than i saw your video. my mood instantly became better. thank you

[@m__y-t-s]

at least you're not with better help

[@bryn1063]

​@m__y-t-s ikr they're a horrible company. I'm glad he's getting paid cuz screw their money but naw they're awful

[@justabooberv4298]

I read "you ate my therapist bro"

[@abumohammadtalha3178]

@@justabooberv4298 XD

[@Larc_in]

ima be honest here FutureCanoe is my favorite cooking youtuber just because of the amount of raw effort you can just see in his cooking and i respect that

[@binkus2171]

strawberry chicken!?!!1?!?!?!

[@fb079]

And somehow this isn't even the worst thing he's made

[@m__y-t-s]

four ingredients and one was strawberry jam. seemed good

[@LiveLaughLovecraft]

Sounds fine tbh

[@PredictableEnigma]

I won't knock it til I try it.

[@orangeac9836]

we got strawberry ribs too

[@maymonash2462]

I’m mesmerized by the changing color and texture in the mixture

[@Aquarellado]

the way all the brazillians saw the flag and just KNEW it was brigadeiro.

[@AlainaOats241]

6:19 you can skip the ad here

[@sagarhari676]

Let's go boys, future canoe is back to his roots, messing up recipes and creating some work of arts(food) and he's back to including feedback from Instagram!

[@JanKowalski-wb8ih]

And advertising a service that caused people to commit suicide, if this is the "back to his roots" Future Canoe, I'm unsubscribing

[@viniciusmoura1310]

The silent throwing the chocolate pudding into the bin followed by thank u, next really did it for me

[@pearlleonanderson]

peanut butter cookie 🚫 steamed chinese egg 👍

[@LiveLaughLovecraft]

Peanut butter cookies are delicious though….

[@suborgulag7289]

​@@LiveLaughLovecraftwatch the video

[@Q-.-Q]

​@@LiveLaughLovecraftbut they definitely aren't Chinese steamed eggs!

[@stopplayingwiththefuckingi2054]

@@LiveLaughLovecraftit was a reference to the typo he made when he introduced the peanut butter cookie :P

[@ervadwce]

in brazil we actually have brigadeiros with fruits inside. we have a very comum "brigadeiro de coxinha" thats a brigadeiro with a strawberry inside shaped like a coxinha. and we also make a lot of different flavors of brigadeiro changing the cocoa powder for fruits, jelly or anything that you want to include

[@deborahfriedrich]

As a Brazilian, I would recommend that you watch a video of a Brazilian person making brigadeiro. 10 for effort, but it's definitely not brigadeiro. LOL. You should mix everything still cold (or at room temperature). The butter shouldn't be completely melted and warm when you put the condensed milk. Also, you didn't remove the pan from the heat at the right time. Thank you for making something so important for us.

[@Luizinh01235]

Eu ia falar isso e que não pode parar de mexer

[@deborahfriedrich]

@@Luizinh01235 boa lembrança. Esqueci disso e que o logo deveria estar muito alto. Abç

[@deborahfriedrich]

@767corp I don't care. I think he's funny and makes fun videos. I just wanted to explain what went wrong.

[@18u.]

Da até uma dó Como que erra algo tão simples😅😅

[@deborahfriedrich]

@@18u. simples para nós. A gente faz brigadeiro com as mãos nas costas. Eu vejo um monte de gringo errando na mão quando faz brigadeiro. Hahahahaha.

[@Nitife]

12:55 That reaction was priceless

[@uiliasjr]

I love slathering brigadeiro over a slice of pineapple. The combination of the brigadeiro richness and the pineapple fruitness and freshness is amazing

[@jellyjilli1004]

I eat it with strawberries

[@Khak1]

that sounds bomb

[@liesalllies]

Chocolate and pineapple is a VERY underrated combo. I love dark chocolate covered dried pineapple slices.

[@mikailkara3996]

12:32 Got me dead😂😂

[@jenniboo9441]

Bro really mixed strawberry jam and bbq sauce and called it orange sauce. Thats fabulous

[@Danap-mykaykat]

If you roll brigadeiro in chocolate sprinkles it tastes soooo good. I’m from the southern U.S. and my family makes these every year for Christmas and winter. I’ve heard traditionally brigadeiro is served at birthdays

[@chimpazoo1143]

If you don't feel like it, you can keep the brigadeiro in the pan, sprinkle it, and put it in the fridge (after it cooled off on its own, of course). It's called brigadeiro-de-colher. You can also in mix some whole wheat biscuits, shape them like cubes an put them on the fridge, take out, and sprinkle some powdered sugar. This recipe is very similar to salame-di-cioccolato and we call it palha-italiana.

[@hiddenkard9559]

The way he never misses a chance to bash his sister XD

[@Boviee]

THANKS for commming back fromm fast paced, this slow paced video editing really relaxes

[@Parcivals-Creations]

I love how his entire intro was him filming his hand

[@Norik1170]

I have officially watched all of your current videos. Love and appreciate your work, binged the whole channel in like a week. Anyways, thank you!

[@prathamshah4762]

1:16 so now im in love with him and his logic :')

[@carlanims8479]

15:20 as a brazillian, youre supposed to use chocolate sprinkles to make it easier to eat lmao

[@aqeelahmad526]

2024: there will be flying cars etc 2024: Ketchup is water 🤝🏻

[@nilek198]

I’m literally in tears at you closing the oven door fast g 😂😂😂

[@Greatgodofcows1111]

The blurring of the 2 fingers!!🤣

[@user-yp2kp1mj2q]

he got good jokes

[@awiexiaawiexia5645]

"The pasta is acting so rebellious like a unhinged teenage ungrateful daughter, reminds me of my older sister" His older sister be like when watching his vid:👁👄👁

[@scothii2028]

The water edit really cracked me up😂😭

[@viridixx]

the change in color and texture during the mixing process was very mesmerizing. thank you, future canoe!

[@RoastNtheComments]

Love your humor bro keep it up

[@user-yp2kp1mj2q]

ikr

[@mhm77887]

Your voice and the way you talk sounds so sweet, it's comforting to listen to.

[@TURTLE8530]

13:12 the perfect egg break

[@AlwaysMoodyJudy]

The substitutes are my favorite and such a mood!

[@myrtleroche116]

the sound effect part was mad funny. btw I miss Ligma fork 😭😭😭😭

[@GlueGunsRoses]

Use brown sugar instead for the peanut butter cookies. It makes them 95× better. And dust white sugar on top when they 1st come out of the oven. Not sure if dusting the sugar makes a real difference, but the texture makes it more enjoyable

[@harshitpant07]

9:15 WAS PURE SAVAGE

[@mivvy]

when i made brigadiero for the first time i had the same reaction, it was missing freshness. so i made a few with blackberries/raspberries on top and they came out unbelievably delicious!

[@MissChubbyTotoro]

So........i was very skeptical but you made it sound so good......i tried the first one. I didnt have japanese barbecue sauce so i used Montanas apple bbq sauce, strawberry jam and like you ketchup. Airfried some chicken nuggets, tossed it in and sprinkled sesame....... Its actually good lol. My husband is currently eating it with rice and he didnt say anythi g and is eating it 😅

[@bethanysurrender3439]

I appreciate everything you do thank you

[@alec9946]

Love your videos and your voice is so relaxing. Keep up the good work❤❤❤

[@that1niceguy246]

Real fruit or not the sweet note with breaded meat is amazing.

[@cristianericci4586]

Dude, brigadeiro with grapes inside are really great. And coincidentally I watched this episode eating brigadeiro

[@raleighjames1185]

Having seem you make brigadero twice, Im 1: inspired to make it and 2: realizing it could be a ga.e changer for a potluck as its both exotic and easy to make.

[@scytheria7]

13:25 mesmerizing

[@joaotavolaro4020]

as Brazilian recommend eating brigadeiro with grapes and strawberries, leaving a little less thick increases the value of the fruits

[@dragonprism]

bro hit us with the "heh " at the end

[@hellennn]

2:35 "we dont have pepe" doing the "cacio e pepe" WITHOUT THE PEPE 😀😭 (Im italian ahah)

[@JohnDoe-qv2sn]

This has become my favorite cooking channel on KZbin! 😂

[@user-rl7is9iv2j]

10:45 how could you do this to our ligma fork

[@NoOne-fe3gc]

For the pb cookie you need to use the chunkiest pb you can find. The pb solids replace the flour in the recipe

[@Sandychmandy]

the comment "Bro backed a continent" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericaok580]

I love this account😭 you’re so honest and realistic 😭😭

[@TheRealRushTube]

13:58 NOICE!!!

[@lashtribe]

Hey ! Brazilian here. Try adding 3 TBS of butter , 3TBS of cocoa powder to 1 can. That way they can be rolled up and hold their shape much better. And more buttery :-)

[@MariaEduarda-ww1cy]

as a brazillian I almost died seeing him cut the brigadeiros omg

[@armomines8272]

Mr Canoe man m thank you for the videos whenever I'm struggling and laying in bed when I shouldn't be your videos always really do make me feel better. So thank you :)

[@evilduck8]

6:34 I got scared💀

[@monke220]

me too 😭

[@kristenhlady4079]

0:53 making orange chicken. Using strawberry jam...😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is gonna be something

[@13001313s]

when did you get a hand mixer???

[@jinpaperr]

u are my comfort youtuber pls dont die

[@raxidaydreams]

14:36 dude is lying to himself 😭

[@nautjugger253]

In Brazil we do something called "Grape Surprise". It's basically a Brigadeiro without cocoa powder and with a grape inside. You should try it

[@brammartens3758]

Not the betterhelp add😭😭

[@brammartens3758]

yes I liked my own comment

[@brammartens3758]

and that one to

[@samueleborn9909]

An absolute favorite of mine: -1/2 cup peanut butter -1/2 cup sugar -1 egg PB Cookies

[@naheenanjum]

Legends say he's still eating those blueberries.

[@normalhuman9878]

Frozen blueberries are a perfect summer treat

[@thekingsupreme4724]

I have been going through a very tough time but your content made me laugh and my day better. I thank you and never stop doing what you are doing

[@serghi1779]

that orange chicken actually looks edible

[@Sun-nn]

Yeah but then you remember it was made with strawberry and not orange 😭

[@ethanadams9135]

Yesssss i love the ghetto ingredient replacement! It’s so relatable