Game of Thrones Abridged #60: Catelyn IX, AGOT

[@MusingMoss]

Me, screaming at this five years later: LOBSTERS. LOBSTERS KEEP GROWING FOREVER

[@shazzy544]

When I read Walder Freys "monologue" in this chapter where he just talks and talks at Catlyn for 2 pages, I could not contain my laughter. The writing is just superb.

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

Yea the part when he makes a joke about Cat wanting the meeting to be private because she wants to seduce him is hilarious 🤣

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

"I've never seen a dozen knights ride out of my daughter, and I hope I never will"

[@catathielemann3239]

Thanks so much for the stream, Alt dear. Glad that you joined us on the Facebook group. The community is awesome, they're the sweetest guys and girls I've ever met in the internet. Lots of love to Rikke and Steph, you're all famous now. Hugs to the #schwiftysquwad

[@HelciusCabral]

Cata Thielemann you specially dear Cata :) the dearest of all

[@AltSchwiftX]

Thank you Cata!

[@rikkeholmberg]

Cata Thielemann We have you as the standard for sweet, dear. Standards are high.

[@ThePrince1835]

Is the schwifty squad still around?

[@catathielemann3239]

@@ThePrince1835 yeah, a bit older and busier, but we're still around

[@Boyzby]

To be fair in saying all Freys look like weasels, that could just be what Cat was thinking and not George's characterization of them. The perception is from her point of view, after all.

[@chipsandip]

Love that this channel exists!

[@vitezslavduda5224]

"I don't know how numbers work but sixty is a big nice round one." - I want this printed above the door of my math class, room number 60

[@notribadsvault]

18:45 Later in the movie we see the joker looking over a written agenda, revealing that he’s actually super organized.

[@panonymousbloom5405]

To be fair to Roose - if I was lead by like a 16 year old boy, had one son who probably died out of stupidity, another being Ramsay - I would also loudly and articulately anounce shit like "THE SUN IS TOO HOT TO ATTACK MY LORD". Just in case.

[@jolinefields3460]

Having a re-listen just doing some “glory daysing “ for how much fun these are‼️I’m grateful for your hard work in reading, abridging, and sharing your wit+hilarity with us-please never stop doing these❤❕

[@tenderistheday]

The Banyan tree is a tree that keeps on growing until it dies. (You asked what tree it was at the beginning of the episode, I'm not just throwing around random pieces of information)

[@Spartacus114]

yeah alt schwift never throws in random pieces of information

[@peterjoyfilms]

To Catelyn they all look like weasels, but we do get a Frey POV at the end of Storm that humanises them, so it's not like they're one dimensional or anything.

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Olyvar is a good kid too, had nothing to do with the Red Wedding, and idolised Robb

[@HelciusCabral]

you mentioned a song for Lya at some point, I'd love to see an abridged series on GRRM other books

[@jacobcarasso3251]

I love how he says Fooking.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I was weary of war. I wanted to rest, to laugh, to plant trees and see them grow. I am only a young girl.

[@TheVIdeosOnly]

even if missed most of the Livestream, I always come back for the full video

[@Kastor240]

Riley Rouw feels bad being european, but this is awesome nontheless :)

[@outlawofgor4426]

Food watch: A feast of delicacies are laid out during Tyrions discourse with Janos Slynt...We're talking wine dribbling down satin dublets, hot crab pies and quails drowned in butter...I put on a stone reading it. Just a heads up.

[@btarczy5067]

The Freys don‘t look rich because they‘re hipsters and left their upstart rich guy ways behind. Now they‘re pretending to be old money and in Winds of Winter they‘ll start wearing turtlenecks.

[@faisalkamal4319]

Yep walder arrives precisely when everyone has done the hardwork

[@KlaraL-_-]

Catelyn is a catfish :) "Walder is never late, but arrives when he means to" - so he´s a wizard, right?

[@Etalmyna]

I tried to stay awake but I failed, I failed miserably.... I'll just keep doing what I used to... Listening in the morning while having my breakfast.

[@belikeapanda9625]

Even though a panda has to sleep while you stream these wonderful pieces of infotainment I always return the other day to listen to it afterward. And regarding animals that grow infinitely - I think the GreenlandShark grows all throughout his life, really slow indeed (0,5-1cm per year), but considering how old they can get ( approximately +/-500years) it explains their enormous size. Keep up the good work Alt. The panda gives you both his thumbs up :-)

[@EvilCrust]

Also some rams and goats horns will keep growing inevitably piercing their skulls killing them. So if that counts there ya go 😂

[@PurgexofLore]

Komodo Dragons don't stop growing, it just slows down a lot for them after their main growing phase.

[@anneonyme9622]

i heard that female boa snakes grow until they die. So...A very old lady snek could be huge !

[@ErbBetaPatched]

I swear that after the first couple, Catelyn chapters are the worst

[@rikkeholmberg]

Thank you for another great episode, Mr. Schwift. Thank you SO much for letting me rope you into the greatest Facebook group of all time. Twice. I sincerely hope you won't regret it. Thank you my dearest sweetest Cata and the rest of the Squwad for SCREAMING my name in the comments. I'll go relish in my Facebook fame. I freaking love EVERYTHING about this channel!

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

We need Sally Clemenstria Port to start her own channel.

[@bigd3996]

I love you, alt! Hey when can we expect the new Lannister vid?

[@bigd3996]

Not Lannister, Cersei.

[@faisalkamal4319]

Graveyard is full of people who don't kneel Dorne- are you sure about that

[@eac2020]

Another missed Schwifty episode. Thinking of changing my name to an intriguing Bivalve. Hopefully I'll make the next one! ❤️❤️

[@DupreDiggs]

Would the Freys have Red Wedding'ed the Starks if Rob hadn't married someone else? Or was Robs breaking of the betrothal what convinced them to side with the Lannisters

[@Shadowplay4Cats]

That's how I've always understood it.

[@jolinefields3460]

I was under that impression too but then doesn’t Tywin get to Walder for this exact purpose? So he may have been ok with his own daughter being murdered or more confusing is if the marriage wasn’t to happen until after the war maybe it’s a betrothal feast vs wedding feast and the daughter could obviously excuse herself momentarily and then the party begins🆘📛💢‼️ regardless…

[@michellehanson984]

I can't believe you missed the chance to say, "From the sally port the knights sally forth."

[@jayk8631]

I believe human ears and noses never completely stop growing. Not sure if that's a myth lol

[@belikeapanda9625]

It is true indeed. How? Short explanation: 1) connective tissue weakens with age - Ears and Nose tend to "hang down" plus 2)the cartilage in ears+nose continues proliferating --> they get bigger

[@outlawofgor4426]

I failed at the live chat once again, I see it scrolling but can't see a text box to write into...

[@1chroust12]

First Meryl Streep and then Alt Shift X. Why are the biggest geniuoses suddenly called "underrated" in 2017?

[@alanl.4252]

Lobsters I think, or some sea creature

[@Austrocylindropuntia]

Alan L. Correct, they keep growing till something eats them.

[@stephaniec9539]

I think lobsters will grow till they die..

[@EvilCrust]

I hope what altshwift said about his daughter huffing ground up bees was a joke because if he was being serious I’m very concerned

[@yeahey5947]

The others are back cause the old gods were shitposting too much on weirwood zaibatsu

[@justincoutts8748]

Lol bee huffing shut teh fook up lol!! Great "abridging" again man, keeps its ups!

[@faisalkamal4319]

Cat of the twins

[@rikkeholmberg]

There is an abridged summary of the Facebook saga now on the subreddit

[@margaritaquiroga8712]

I haven't say I love you in a while...

[@tabeeb99]

fuck i forgot

[@NostalgiaChubby]

laughed a little too long at the 2 PhD's in the same subject...

[@Mari-tc4gw]

28:00

[@roodenkofamily2168]

Непонятно про дочку

[@ZubjectX]

Military intelligence: contradiction in terms. Quoted verbatim in Black Company

[@shrimp99991]

Hi, I like you

[@Jesse-fd5bv]

thanks

[@kevino9116]

Tangents getting out of hand, sir...

[@kulman4295]

Live-Stream ruins the entire experience so much and it has been ever since it was added. Everytime something from the chat is mentioned I am thrown out of the listening experience, because clearly I am listening to this next to other stuff, not constantly staring at a boring recorded chat log.

[@smack80]

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