Game of Thrones Abridged #67: Bran VII AGOT

[@sffrnndzn]

"Not to go on a tangent, but dinosaurs are birds." Exactly what I expected of you

[@rikkeholmberg]

Sofia Fernandez Classic Schwift

[@derTangram]

please more prerecorded episodes

[@rikkeholmberg]

Somehow I know this is going to be the best 41 minutes of my day.

[@lauraviniconis3006]

Rikke Holmberg our daily recommend dose of Schwift :)

[@maasjoe]

not to hate on Shwift, but episode 2 is later

[@rikkeholmberg]

Richard Clarke Yeah, but that'll be tomorrow in my part of the World 😊

[@barbaramcgee8933]

I think Rickon licked the blood off of his fingers because he's lost the difference between himself and Shaggy Dog. He's only 4, he's got no mental fortitude. I think he wargs without knowing he's doing it a lot. Also I think that explains his dream, Bran to Summer to Shaggy to Rickon.

[@AltSchwiftX]

Preston Jacobs has some great videos about the connections between ASOIAF and GRRM's old sci fi stories: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKizZIt4Z5KIi7c

[@IvorMektin1701]

Alt Schwift X I'm in awe of Preston's dedication! It must be that Marine Sniper training.

[@domlittler8656]

I thought this episode had hints of Preston language in it. I've been re listening to both of your older videos since season 7 started. Your channels are two of my favorite places for ASOIAF discussion!

[@kqwentin]

He does! I'm a fan of Preston's videos as well as yours, good to know some of my favorites think alike! There are interesting things in the arianne II chapter in winds in parallel to the crypts in winterfell, caverns underground with stone faces carved in the depths. It screams of the singers and I think it may tie up with the underlying mystery the crypts hold, and many underground places like it for that matter.

[@thelettereth1526]

His only real flaw is overcomplicating things he's not as familiar with (cooking, painting, sex, etc.) And dwelling on anuses, so two things. Ok, three things-- No, really, I think he's great. He's proof that if what you have to say has only to be more interesting than your voice is annoying. No, REALLY, big fan. I defend him ceaselessly. Can't wait to hear him go off on Ned's bones as long as he makes less of that nnnnnngh noise. That whole dragon genetics thing was quite the marvel.

[@oval7862]

Anyone else here from the Glidus Blisstake video? Need to hear the geese line 8:29

[@stephaniemorris1706]

I had expected you to put Alt Schwift on hold until S7 was over with the work you put into weekly episodes, more even with this preview breakdown you just did over on Alt Shift. This was absolutely awesome. I like the prerecorded. It was back to what made me subscribe to Alt Schwift in the first place. Also nice comment recommending PJ. I know there's been speculation on you disliking him. Tinfoil aside he puts a lot of work into his videos. Amazing work all around Alt, in fear of sounding like a fan girl, absolutely amazing. (Nice amount of Pokémon, dinosaur, Star Wars, and X files tangents.Damn dude... damn🖤 this is what made me a fan) Look it's a bit shit they took away your live stream rights... I'm guessing because you fast forwarded through the episode while commenting instead of using stills? Whatever we're all still fans and were way before you started live streaming. Whatever Alt.. you do you boo... you put four fucking videos out this week. An episode one explainer on Shift, a preview explainer on Shift, a joke video on Schwift, and this. Five if you count the live stream on Schwift that got taken down. Six of you count the livestream you did for Patreons. You work your ass off to do something you clearly love. Thanks for being a fanboy. Thanks for making these videos.

[@55bueller]

Stephanie Morris Hey yeah Steph, couldn't agree more!

[@1chroust12]

Rickon licking human blood is a foreshadowing for him joining the cannibals on Skagos.

[@jjollu]

26:36 It's actually Shaggydog licking Rickon's fingers :D

[@calikal1968]

Had a feeling this might have come to happen today!!! Thank you for making my Sunday much more sunny!!! Hi to the Schwift Sqwad!!!❤️

[@iYehuk]

"What do you make of seasons?" Westeros's planetary system has it's Sun and other gravitational body, like a black hole, if we want to go for cool tropes. So three body system, orbits are wacky.

[@pabloreed7717]

Nice to see I’m not the only one making my way through these old but awesome videos 😂

[@markpatterson6348]

Id just like to say I really enjoyed this episode :) I know I'm in a minority here, but I really liked the pre-recorded thing, a bit more 'on topic' than many of the live streams. I was really happy when this channel started because it was basically a GoT audio book but with a twist, the first couple of episodes you could actually follow the story which was great,, but then it became about being an inside joke, leaving the actual book behind and being all about being live and going on tangents and whatnot. This is just one opinion, but I think this one was your best episode in a while :) Basically just wanted to say, even if there's a problem with the live streams, I want you to know that you have support for returning to the basics :)

[@Etalmyna]

This is my favorite chapter, I cry every time I read it and I've read it so many times.

[@55bueller]

I was so relieved to see this wasn't live because I didnt want to miss it!

[@rikkeholmberg]

Oh NO, Alt! They took away your live stream rights?! That is just SO unfair! Thank you so much for doing this the old way, so we could get our Schwifty fix anyway. And yes, very interesting things happening in the Facebook Squwad :)

[@gavlarr2136]

I love this! I love what you do! You make my day so much better! Thank you!

[@shieraseastar9300]

I missed these prerecorded Abridged series! Thanks Alt! :)

[@catathielemann3239]

Was that a 'yeah... nah' at 3:20? Thanks for the video, Alt dear. We really missed you. Love to the #schwiftysquwad

[@rikkeholmberg]

Cata Thielemann It WAS! I noticed that too 😊

[@ZubjectX]

Thought I'd missed the livestream as I was dissecting a tree, but glad this is prerecorded

[@rikkeholmberg]

ZubjectX why would you dissect a tree?

[@ZubjectX]

Well not a whole tree. The oak tree in the front garden shed a branch (and by that I mean a big branch - about a foot and a half in diameter and 15 foot long) right across the road so it needed cutting up to get rid of it.

[@rikkeholmberg]

ZubjectX So you went full hound on it? Axe and all.

[@ZubjectX]

No axe, but some blokes down the road had chainsaws and a desire for free wood thankfully.

[@lucasadam65]

Your so right with number of stabby bits equalling coolness.

[@avengercannon]

Am I the only one who remembers when they genetically modified the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park and had an entire cartoon about that in the movie?

[@DS-es2jt]

Every video of yours I watch, I smash the like button

[@skullshapedbox]

Much love, Alt 😻 A lovely rendition, as always! Much love, #schwiftysquwad

[@hairlessoyster3689]

MissMamimi cheers

[@justincoutts8748]

Im super glad you mentioned that "book of seasons," i havent seen it mentioned elsewhere

[@warriormermaid6268]

loved that video Alt, as usual... thanx and love to #SchwiftySquwad

[@whiskerskibou8647]

The theory the iceberg missed: The Mountain is Podrick on Hotpie's shoulders.

[@alcyonae]

Another freaky thing about Brandon's (son of Rickard) tomb is that during the commotion of Shaggydog's attack, the torch falls on the feet Brandon's tomb and leaves a burned mark on the stone.

[@01Sunshine234]

Not livestreamed? Yes, please, yes!

[@valleU]

You think General Grievious was bad? Don’t get me started on Pong Krell

[@miketrujillo3677]

Its treason... then

[@user-vb4fs6wb4s]

You can open a new channel and livestream from there meanwhile!

[@btarczy5067]

Fear not Ramsay but Goose Bolton, the goose that use Roose as a skinsuit!

[@sassyb58]

Night King equals Ice King equals White Walkers equals Nights Watch

[@Rebk_TineoG]

#SchwiftySunday #SquwadGoals thank you Sir!

[@EvelynDayless]

Rickon being recruited by the Night King Confirmed. Going to be a shamalan TWIST in book six where we find out the Night King is recruiting Rickon and rallying his army to save the world from the three eyed crow all along! We never see the three eyed crow appearing to Bran and Petyr doing his dastardly stuff at the same time! Petyr is the real three eyed crow confirmed!

[@ernesttokes527]

#schwiftysquwad

[@NavidKhan84]

Blood lusted Goose vs a Hedgehog is what i wanna see!

[@lucyrowden51]

Man, I miss you

[@brainnet4374]

It's funny because I loved Darth maul and grevious for those same reasons as a kid

[@yoshitsunepritchard8935]

You gonna do more "splained" videos? The last one was great

[@gurleensanghera7915]

I just figured it out that he was trolling HBO as well...

[@alcyonae]

22:06 concerning Lyanna and Brandon having tombs in the crypts, it doesn't seem like Eddard broke the tradition at all. Lyanna was a queen-to-be, she was married to the prince of the Seven Kingdoms (would Ned have known about the marriage?) and Brandon was supposed to become Warden of the North. I think Eddard meant to honor their true identity and loss of fulfilled destiny. As usual, Ned being Ned, he burdened this choice on his undoubted love for the siblings, when in fact he was doing the honorable thing all along.

[@KlaraL-_-]

Amazing video! I always liked Maester Luwin. But what is it the crypts??

[@MaTi2299]

omg is this the best episode from whole series?

[@doryfishie2]

Rickon = Wolfbrother = Perrin Aybara confirmed

[@WorthlessWinner]

7:30 very master-blaster

[@valleU]

Peace was never an option

[@kqwentin]

is that the same lens that comes with lysa's letter ??

[@MaTi2299]

Are you high while recording these Alt? Because GOT Abridged is this good. These might be the best playlist I have ever watched on KZbin.

[@michellem6451]

I got so excited about a livestream...

[@IvorMektin1701]

Michelle M HBO dropped trou, squatted, and dumped a big steaming pile of feces on us.

[@lesliebailey1]

Love your #lockherup joke.

[@WorthlessWinner]

5:00 maybe it's just our future lol

[@SamuelFanara]

Please tell me alt-schwift-x is going to get schwifty and make Rick and Morty videos. The way he speaks in this and his 702 video is very similar to te dialogue in Rick and Morty

[@nuno5518]

where do you usually stream? please tell me its not here on youtube and you do it on twitch, pls pls pl s

[@WorthlessWinner]

27:00 guy who lives on a canibal island drank blood as a kid?

[@thunderclap7154]

How didn't he reference masterblaster.

[@01MIA09]

Wait, they've been eating obsidian since book one? So they already know it can be use as a medicine when ingested?

[@thunderclap7154]

Mia I know there's one guy with an obsidian glass eye.

[@Aipe97]

Wait, what video got taken down? You usually only use a single screenshot as a background

[@rikkeholmberg]

Aipe97 He did a livestream right after episode 1 that got taken down

[@Aipe97]

oh, what was the livestream about? I guess i missed it.

[@rikkeholmberg]

Aipe97 About episode 1. But I missed it too, sadly

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Gods I miss Luwin

[@ahmed94534]

are you using a voice changer ? how is your voice just like the guy from the real channel?

[@catathielemann3239]

Because he is the same Alt... he was trolling us

[@ahmed94534]

lol yeah, i did not know about this channel until he talked about it on his main. cheeky bastard.

[@catathielemann3239]

Welcome to the Squwad :)

[@william.mariner4230]

#SquwadGoals

[@NostalgiaChubby]

ooo...goin' old school

[@joeybonzo347]

Did you see that drama Alt Shift X started on his last video? I'm unsubbing from that pretenders channel on two accounts.

[@anarios-ryd]

So, don't you think that this channel is copying Alt Shift X?

[@joeybonzo347]

That's like asking if Picasso copied a giant pile of dog shit. The quality of Schwift's videos absolutely outshines any copycats attempt to mimic him.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I will return 🐉👸🔥💥🐲👑

[@Dredrick]

No spooker plz!!

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

15:36

[@ZaeBae22]

yaya I caught up!

[@LKAChannel]

You got one thing wrong, Dinosaurs were not birds. Birds are Dinosaurs

[@IvorMektin1701]

I wasn't a born swordsman either but I lowered my standards and practiced on fat chicks!