Game of Thrones Abridged

[@wolafire]

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK!

[@tompatenall2158]

Needed after potentially the biggest “it’s so over” in recent history

[@perlundgren7797]

@@wolafire (If we're being serious I do agree, but) I like how Schwifty himself only got to 0:42 before defying you. 🙂

[@btarczy5067]

@@wolafireBecause there are no politics in A Song of Ice and Fire, right? 🤓

[@GeronimoPlaz]

Get a life lol

[@perlundgren7797]

@@wolafire I do. That's why I said "If we're being serious I do agree".

[@b0mblebeetuna]

when the world needed him most, he returned

[@andrewlee6118]

Schwifty is the Avatar, confirmed!

[@mullinsfamily418]

He hath returned the mighty lord schwift to free us from the darkness of….. READING

[@Galvatronover]

Such a sacrifice

[@oskarplate4928]

Thanks Schwifty, looking forward to hearing from you soon in early 2026 for Sansa VI

[@BiggestCorvid]

I immediately checked and I had already clicked the bell, it just feels like it's been crazy long

[@arthur99mun]

This aged poorly !!!

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

he could still be correct.

[@seanseo]

Oh thank gawd, Schwift. This is beyond needed. Please come back and stay. The world needs you.

[@amberroy7521]

Thank you for coming out with this now. Please keep it up, it's a great distraction from the world

[@Rankin37]

This legitimately might be the best thing to happen this week

[@jovial.milieu]

An ACOK that's under an hour long?? Blasphemy! (jk thank you Schwifty

[@Titos1234]

Nah this is just a demo

[@thisguy8106]

One of my favorite things about the ASOIAF story is the undying loyalty so many people have to Ned and the Starks way after Ned is gone and even when it seems like the Starks are pretty much wiped out. Ned's "honor" is exactly why his family will *not* be wiped out.

[@humzakhalid7902]

14:30 it wasnt loras in renlys armor at the blackwater it was his brother garland i think...or his other brother...either way it was loras in the show in the books it was one of loras' brothers

[@juwebles4352]

It was Garland, Willas Tyrel is the other brother and the one Oberyn crippled.

[@pelinalwhitestrake9306]

Yes, Renly's armor was too big for Loras but it fit Garlan.

[@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319]

I swear there's still a high chance you'll be finished with every chapter before the last two books are released If they are EVER released 😹😹😹

[@humenoid2566]

I can’t tell you how happy I am to see this in my feed this morning

[@johnny-boysoprano7956]

Thank you Mr. Schwift you have no idea how much I needed this

[@acephaedramusic9588]

no waaay! I just finished the 22h Fake Jon Snow video yesterday! I felt so empty inside after it ended (Best season ever!), so I went back to ACOCK abridged this morning :) Reading is for nerds after all.

[@Jpuclin]

Paused the video to like and comment, now time to enjoy 😊Welcome back!

[@GypsyxDarling]

Needed this one today. Thank you 💖💖💖💖

[@btarczy5067]

I think it’s particularly sad that Tyrion and Cersei are so locked into hating one another. One of Tyrion’s lines „All dwarves are bastards in their father‘s eyes“ could also pretty much apply to daughters when it comes to Tywin. And the constant battle between Tyrion and Cersei only ever makes both of them incompetent thus justifying their father‘s lack of confidence.

[@ShubertReads]

Thank you for continuing to Abridge ACOK 🙏

[@walkingdude8248]

Much needed my friend 🙃

[@acatonawall3938]

My drive home later is sorted. Schwifty comes through again.

[@Titos1234]

Bet Elon is saving a playlist of alt for his trip to mars

[@crw1367]

Still convinced that this series will end before we get winds

[@yungcelo]

Ty for this schwifty! I've been patiently waiting for new episodes and this was a nice pick-me-up :)

[@homon4422]

Wow, I just had a really shitty day and thought nothing can improve it at this point. And then I saw this and smiled very wide, cheers Schwifty:)

[@MsDaudur]

YES!!! I GOT A NEW ACOKABRIDGED FOR MY BIRTHDAY! \o/ Couldn't have asked for anything better. 🥳

[@raymondsiddiqui2232]

Happy birthday!! ❤

[@MsDaudur]

@@raymondsiddiqui2232 Thank you so much! 🥹🫶

[@raymondsiddiqui2232]

@@MsDaudur you're welcome. Have a great one 💞

[@paulg5507]

listened to this on spotify already but doing my part for the algorithm here

[@LilYupper]

My chin is dripping in grease with excitement

[@arthurthompsondelachenelie7404]

what is dead... never die... yadda yadda, Heck yeah!!!!! ACOKABRIDGED is back!!!!

[@MarauderTwilight]

Can't say I blame Tyrion for not believing Cersei's show of affection at the end there, considering what she was attempting to do with him just moments before at the small council. Perhaps if Cersei had been trying to mend the rift before, and then her apology and kiss, it could have landed a bit cleaner in Tyrion's head.

[@wealth_wolf]

Somehow, Darth Schwiftius returned

[@manicatthedisco2930]

Omfg, thank you from America. We need this escape so much.

[@JohnNeo19]

Lmfao what? Even if the people you disagree with win they still only have so much power. No matter how bad you think the winner is they are still bound by the framework of our government. You’re gonna be fine and life will go on as if nothing happened There is a reason why American democracy has stood the test of time for nearing 300 years now. The founding fathers were extremely smart and they designed a system that’s almost impossible to be hijacked and turned tyrannical

[@thomaswillard6267]

​@@JohnNeo19Except American Democracy hasn't done that. The Founding Fathers were largely slave-owners and swindlers who built a nation that protected the interests of moneyed white men. It took almost a century for black people to not be enslaved, another half before women could vote, another half again before those free black people could reliably vote. The framework of the US government allows a lot. There's also the fact that the USA is fundamentally not a democracy. At so many levels from the Electoral College to Voter Apathy the US fails to fulfil the notion of a government by, of, or for "the people" and show that they have been and always will be for the interests of the moneyed white man. Why waste my time, your time, and the time of everyone cursed enough to listen to you try and play defense for a system that does and will continue to cause harm?

[@luker3752]

Schwifto actually recorded this in the late 90s, it just takes him this long to edit out all the tangents

[@MaddyGatzka]

I missed it live 😢 but I'm so happy it's here!!!

[@rachel9686]

Thank you so much for posting. These bring so much joy

[@ThePoolo12]

OMG WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[@samuelwatkins5145]

YAAS OMG schwift thank you thank you thank you. PLEASE start releasing these more often!! We LOVE them

[@giovi2423]

I NEED more abridged videos they have turned into my favorite content you make! Keep up the great work🫶🏻

[@kousetsuhana]

gods, we needed this

[@AltSchwiftSiberia]

I didn't know how terribly I needed to smile. Thanks, Schwift.

[@salomealhusami594]

Just yesterday, I was scrolling through your live section, hoping that you dropped a new abridged episode, but seeing that the last one was seven months ago! And now you're BACK! Missed you so much! 😍

[@AbbyTheMusical]

Woo! Wasn’t expecting this but I’m delighted. Thanks Schwifty!

[@MsZeeZed]

Nice low key extra new social media link at the 50 min mark, elusive & exclusive as ever! Glidus has you beat with the pristine & blank Blue Sky account, that’s going for that ‘if you know, you know’ vibe!? 😹

[@annekingsley4600]

Now this is what I needed today; thanks for doing this :)

[@1lomi901]

My cok is definitely abridged

[@fearlessduck1773]

Underrated comment

[@1lomi901]

@@fearlessduck1773 I feel terribly unoriginal tho

[@donnythemop7559]

Always good to hear from you, Sciff! 😊

[@JohnKing-xn5lr]

IVE WAITED SO LONG 😭 plz don’t stop this series

[@lemmy303]

WE'RE BACK! I NEEDED THIS

[@Jefrejtor]

ACOK is at full (pink) mast LETS GO

[@adrigom27]

Nooo I was late😭. Oh well, let's try again in 6 months.

[@LadySidney]

This chapter made me so happy! One of my favourites 🌞

[@louisroy4911]

Today is a good day! Not to put pressure on you, but at this rate, Preston Jacobs is going to catch up to the abridged series with his “Going over” series rereading the books! And in the meantime he’s also catching up to George writing Winds of Winter 😂

[@Em-uy9wj]

I never expected to see this day, and out of nowhere, he returned … when we needed him most

[@richardsiegel5793]

You fool of an Alt! You’re better than George with the gaps in production, though now I expect more!

[@AuthFailed]

Still the worst week ever, but better!! Thanks Schwift!!

[@darrasilver9386]

I'VE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

[@Levacque]

There's nothing quite so jarring as hearing somebody refer to Bolt-On without a single hint of irony 😂

[@SisyphusianSaturnite]

What a treat, and after such a lousy couple of days too!

[@SapphireSolstice67]

Love these videos, please continue 🎉

[@steveandortudge]

Indubitably!

[@ranceshepstone]

Thank god. For a second there I thought you stopped this series

[@PSanchito]

God I needed this.

[@ethancowles6061]

I opened KZbin see an abridged video at the top. Life is good

[@billymcdugal3970]

George is waiting on schwift to finish this series before he delivers winds

[@LionOfGondor]

Omg I never thought I’d see one of these till Winds

[@hidingman3578]

WE’RE SO BACK ‼️

[@TarianBearian]

right when we needed it most

[@danielfosco8426]

He’s back!!!!!!!

[@jackthehumanofficial]

favorite series on youtube lol

[@what4473]

I love you alt shwit x

[@Slechy_Lesh]

39:30 dragon threat

[@jessedampolo]

I NEEDED THIS

[@AbyNeon]

FINALLY U BACK!!

[@The_Red_Woman]

You are officially my favorite human. ❤❤❤

[@thisguy8106]

Holy crap!!! It's ... Back!

[@therexinator7139]

Thank you thank you thank you ❤❤❤

[@Forti15]

Thanks Schwifty!

[@kieran10202]

I think the movie should be a follow up to the GOT Telltale game that almost no one played.

[@matyasrevesz2455]

Finally acok abridged!!!!

[@grasstoucher274]

Keep them coming please

[@yavyav2281]

What a pleasure !!!!

[@2nd3rd1st]

A COK'BRIDGE IS BACK BABY!

[@lindsayshelton6311]

NOOOOOOOOO I MISSED THIS!!!!!

[@SamanthaMirabal]

Huzzah! We. Are. BACK BABEY!!! I love this series more than the audio books.

[@shutit8949]

I wonder how long Preston will take to catch up to this with his “going over” series

[@justin.channels]

A real king knows the meaning of Counter Programming. Long may he reign.

[@Kermit_Tully1725]

RAHHHHHHHHH NEW ACOK ABRIDGED JUST DROPPED

[@AdamDangerSmith]

Thank you my sweet prince 🤴

[@parthdeshpande3940]

What is your opinion on YezenIRL's split time line theory?

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

What does Varys not have? ACOK

[@KlaraL-_-]

YOU´RE ALIVE!!!!! I MEAN LIVE!!!

[@ereherats]

Im right about to finish the GoT audiobook and i think ill switch narrators and listen to ol mate schwifty for ACoK

[@kansasXcityXstealth]

Wow, I feel like you answered my comment from the other video.

[@collins_outlaw4884]

We're so back !!!!!

[@HumanDarknes]

Its sad that Tyrion and Cercei dont get the love from each other that they seek from their father.

[@karsidous]

We're SO BACK!

[@cogema97]

Alt schwift x finishes abridged or George finished winds - what happens first????

[@hanitschi]

Cool idea for a podcast series, but why start in the middle of Clash of Kings?

[@jackthehumanofficial]

THE LORD HATH SPOKEN

[@francislachapelle123]

WE BACKKKKK

[@jimjoebob12]

WE ARE BAAAAACKKKK

[@evancarlson5805]

Worst GoT movie: Minority Report but with Bran as a precog and Jon Snow as Tom Cruise's character.